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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: pinky2011 on February 01, 2013, 03:18 am
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WHAT IF.... A serial killer decided to set up a vendor account, setup all kinds of enticing listings for us innocent drug connoisseurs, then chose his victims based upon who sent him addresses. I feel like I just opened up a major can of worms but i can't help it. This thought just crossed my mind and now I can't stop.
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Well.
I didn't need to sleep tonight anyway.
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You would die and nobody would ever know who killed you.
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You would die and nobody would ever know who killed you.
Don't you put that evil on me!!!
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What if there was a serial killer who kills serial killers that kill serial killers?
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He would be assisting the serial killers. Because he's stopping the vigilante serial killers from doing their vigilante deeds.
.... What if this serial killer arrived at your home, snuck into your house, and just stooped over you while sleeping. He's breathing all hard and shit. Then a little drop of sweat falls off his forehead and smacks you square in the face. You wake up and BOOM fucking Bill Murray. What are the first words out of your mouth?
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.... What if this serial killer arrived at your home, snuck into your house, and just stooped over you while sleeping. He's breathing all hard and shit. Then a little drop of sweat falls off his forehead and smacks you square in the face. You wake up and BOOM fucking Bill Murray. What are the first words out of your mouth?
IIIIIIIt's GROUNDHOG DAY!!!
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fuck cops, this is why I don't get anything delivered to my place. :P
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This might already be happening right now.
The folks who got drugs leave good reviews.
The folks that got killed leave no reviews.
The cycle just continues, like a lottery of death.
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Maybe that's what happened to Pine :o
What if that serial killer takes a simpler route and poisons your drugs with cyanide?
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What if Pine IS the serial killer?!
Double :o :o
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Im sure a scare story like this would feature in the set of tools le would use to curb sr use. Dont give them ideas ;)
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So we have now established beyond any reasonable doubt that there IS a silk-road-killer on the loose!
Now we need to flush him/her out before anyone else gets hurt. I for one am scared, you should be too.
We need to work out who is the psychopath, just like in those TV murder mysteries.
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What if that serial killer takes a simpler route and poisons your drugs with cyanide?
Cyanide is 100% all natural! Save the Earth by taking your cyanide supplement today!
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Your favorite SR vendor turned out to be your uncle.
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What if drugs were illegal and people kept being incarcerated over getting high?
This would be terrible and would mean that society was corrupt.
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What if this thread is just your mind fucking with you now you're nice and fried, and in fact it's about training gerbils to shelve (plug) your drugs for you?
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Your favorite SR vendor turned out to be your uncle.
Lol I'd be smoking hella blunt with good ol uncle billy. Something similar happened, a friend of mine a real good one at that showed me his group is a seller here. Thought he was lieing but I saw the same shit he was selling in large amounts at his house I was like WTF YO haha