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Discussion => Silk Road discussion => Topic started by: Jediknight on January 28, 2013, 06:06 pm
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Has anyone shit in a parcel and delivered it to customs or had it flagged?
I'm thinking they might let a some slip past once they are grossed out enough, ?
Either way, it's fun to shit in a box and sent to out priority wit the scent of weed on it. Lol
What a surprise .
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Is there anything illegal about taking a shit and then mailing it to someone? I'm not sure really. If it gets opened , they'll close it back up quickly and let it continue on? Or will they break it apart and dispose of it . Will the insurance pay for the missed delivery? Even if it was shit inside?
Using shit to hide drugs could work for bulk orders . Makin' stew for you.
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Nethlerlands vendors new stealthy method- E with a side of Jenkem yumm jenkem ;)
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Has anyone shit in a parcel and delivered it to customs or had it flagged?
I'm thinking they might let a some slip past once they are grossed out enough, ?
Either way, it's fun to shit in a box and sent to out priority wit the scent of weed on it. Lol
What a surprise .
+1 to you, sir.
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Can DNA be taken from feces?
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Maybe the press will come up with a cool name for me like, "The Postal Crapper" - like the guy that sent Anthrax in the mail and stuff. except I send shit.
I don't care if they get my DNA it would be funner to use dog crap as well. Either way it would ruin someone's day at the customs office. Someone would refuse to keep working under those conditions. It would make them exhaust more funds and budget to keep opening those packages and inspect.
Bankrupt the customs and postal offices. Make it unfeasible to search and xray each package.
The near future, they will be x raying each package with automated x ray machines. yikes.
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Can DNA be taken from feces?
Yes,
in your shit there are also (dead) cells from your intestines - so taking DNA from that is not complicated at all...
so I guess using dogg-shit is a better idea (but it might take away a part of the fun).
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Get a dead mouse or dead rat, mail it. That shit will permeate and stink, lol.
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yeah send some rotten roadkill animal with larvas and stuff and some heroin stashed in belly lol
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There once was a man from Newcastle,
Who wrapped up a shit in a parcel,
He sent it by train,
With a note to explain,
That it came from his grandmothers arsehole!
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There once was a man from Newcastle,
Who wrapped up a shit in a parcel,
He sent it by train,
With a note to explain,
That it came from his grandmothers arsehole!
made my day.
Also, post 100!
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I'm not absolutely certain, but I believe that there is at least some law (in the US and almost certainly in Australia though that could be just for imports and not domestic orders) prohibiting the mailing of biological specimens without proper registration.
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There once was a man from Newcastle,
Who wrapped up a shit in a parcel,
He sent it by train,
With a note to explain,
That it came from his grandmothers arsehole!
made my day.
Also, post 100!
LOL you lot crack me upp,
also some1 needs to defo the dog shitting one, it will defo get on the newspapers.
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I'm really up for this, but I've had an idea.
How about we find out the hottest of the year, and declare it as:
"International Post Shit through Customs Day"
I'd say Thursday the 24th of June(or day after) because by the time it reaches the other side, it would have gone through a weekend intensifying process..
We have to all put the thread title in our signatures (Not this one, a new title after we've discussed it more and created a draft) but make it something that people will click out of curiosity.
-so, anything but "Lets all post faeces internationally" (no one will click that) maybe something like "Do your bit to reduce package confiscations" / "Be a part of our mass experiment to end parcel seizures"
and for better effect, send it to random DEA and/or FDA, inland revenue, and places where it'll get opened by some asshole.
If we declare it as a Sample/Evidence, etc. and going to a DEA lab, then theres more chance it'll get opened up AND/OR re-sent on it's way!
There are many other vile things to send, such as rotting eggs, Asafoetida essential oil (smells like rotting onions and garlic mixed with babies nappies and tramps arse)
could also create a pressurized airtight container filled with a stink bomb (those sulphur dioxide glass ampules or something) put it in the tub with some vinegar, then throw a pinch of bicarb in and close and clamp the lid.
just make sure to do any of this from another post office, and if possible ask someone a passer by to go in and post it (tell them you were banned for stealing gum/xx/whatever they sell
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I'm really up for this, but I've had an idea.
How about we find out the hottest of the year, and declare it as:
"International Post Shit through Customs Day"
I'd say Thursday the 24th of June(or day after) because by the time it reaches the other side, it would have gone through a weekend intensifying process..
We have to all put the thread title in our signatures (Not this one, a new title after we've discussed it more and created a draft) but make it something that people will click out of curiosity.
-so, anything but "Lets all post faeces internationally" (no one will click that) maybe something like "Do your bit to reduce package confiscations" / "Be a part of our mass experiment to end parcel seizures"
and for better effect, send it to random DEA and/or FDA, inland revenue, and places where it'll get opened by some asshole.
If we declare it as a Sample/Evidence, etc. and going to a DEA lab, then theres more chance it'll get opened up AND/OR re-sent on it's way!
There are many other vile things to send, such as rotting eggs, Asafoetida essential oil (smells like rotting onions and garlic mixed with babies nappies and tramps arse)
could also create a pressurized airtight container filled with a stink bomb (those sulphur dioxide glass ampules or something) put it in the tub with some vinegar, then throw a pinch of bicarb in and close and clamp the lid.
just make sure to do any of this from another post office, and if possible ask someone a passer by to go in and post it (tell them you were banned for stealing gum/xx/whatever they sell
sending turds on the hottest day of the year would be hilarious, but I'd be careful about some of your further suggestions - they could turn it against us, saying its a new form of terrorism, especially the ampoule / pressure plan. You're basically describing a biological bomb in the mail. They'd get more funding, more resources, etc...
Make it unpleasant, but don't do anything that could backfire. The DEA won't get recourses for turds in the mail, the media will think its hilarious. Pressurized, noxious bombs? You'll have sniffer dogs at every post office.
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if you poke a bear enough times with a stick, eventually, that bear turns back and bites the stick. in this analogy, the stick is your ass. just a thought.
and yes, it's super easy to pull DNA from fecal matter. I'm all for fucking with LE, but this one's kinda boneheaded in my personal opinion. I don't want my SR parcels being slowed down because my fellow Roaders are screwing with the mail.
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Better yet, pack a parcel full of shit and send it to the manager of an overseas bank of your choice to protest global income inequality. Operation Debt Dookie!
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... global income inequality ...
Good to see someone else in the world is aware of this.
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Operation Debt Dookie!
killing me here
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There once was a man from Newcastle,
Who wrapped up a shit in a parcel,
He sent it by train,
With a note to explain,
That it came from his grandmothers arsehole!
THIS!
The thread was already funny but this made me spit my lamb roast all over my screen....
I once did a shit in a letter,
to make my drugs stealth all the better.
By the time they got found, by some sniffing around,
The stench would be just like old fetta.
;D
Im sure that when caught (just for some closure),
That I would charged with indecent exposure.
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I didn't mean making a pressurised bomb, just something barely pressurised (even less than a shaken soda can) that spits out stinky liquid when opened. like a biscuit jar with a locking airtight lid filled to the brim with shitty water.
Obviously you wouldn't use your own shit and there would be no messing around and slowing down deliveries if it was done for the one day of the year. if anything you'd have improved chances
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Getting shit is easy.
It's a walk in the park!
get it?!?! lol...
I'd like some more suggestions before thinking about organising such a fantastic thing that will go down in history..
not just improvements or put-downs of stuff I've thought of, but your own ideas, please.
Are we going to target the countries that are notorious for bad customs? just the US or Australia too? (
How about if you're an American or Canadian, you ship a parcel to UK/Australia, and if you're in UK/Oz, do vice-versa, since you cannot send an international package to your own customs port :/
Although there are seldom reports from UK peeps not receiving parcels, tell me if I'm wrong but I think only heavy handwritten packages are flagged.
Ideas on a shit-smeared postcard please.
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I once shit on a bathroom floor . Just for fun.
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Ive done it. Put the return adress as my Ex- Fiance house
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Ideas on a shit-smeared postcard please.
Whatever the plan, it should be carried out in a way that does not affect local carriers. For the most part, they're good hard-working blue-collar guys that get shit on enough as it is - especially those that have to pull mail out of the street corner boxes.
What's the target? If banks and credit card companies are good targets. Wipe a dog's ass on a credit card application and mail it in... bonus that it's prepaid! Easy enough to do so many could join in - empowering in a way that would make a good political statement.
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holy shit, this is funny
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TOO FUNNY
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This is the shittiest thread I've seen in a while.....
Some jedi action huh. Getting off on your own shit. Would you be pleased if your sister or mother opened a box of someones shit?
Granted I think it would def go down in history. But it will change the games if people have to start fearing bio hazzards at their place of work/business. Want to keep receiving your coke and buds? Keep not shitting in boxes and sending it places.
People are just doing a job. To pay their rent and shit. When you get old enough to be on the street sucking on shit to pay your bills you will understand.
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Has anyone shit in a parcel and delivered it to customs or had it flagged?
I'm thinking they might let a some slip past once they are grossed out enough, ?
Either way, it's fun to shit in a box and sent to out priority wit the scent of weed on it. Lol
What a surprise .
So your asking if anyone has crapped in a box, then paid to have that box shipped to a foreign country in the hopes that someone from customs might open it, but of course, you couldn't guarantee that it was opened and even if it were you would be in a different country because it would be the recipients customs department that would process it.
Is there anything illegal about taking a shit and then mailing it to someone? I'm not sure really. If it gets opened , they'll close it back up quickly and let it continue on? Or will they break it apart and dispose of it . Will the insurance pay for the missed delivery? Even if it was shit inside?
Using shit to hide drugs could work for bulk orders . Makin' stew for you.
Yes it is illegal.
Firstly it is harassment and there are laws that would deal with that.
Secondly its a bio hazardous material and therefor you cant just pop it in an envelope and pop a stamp on it, there are rules and regulations for the transportation of bio-hazardous materials which must be complied with by law.
So if you sent it via standard mail then you would be committing a multitude of crimes.
If you wanted to send it legally then it would cost quite a lot of money as it would need to be sent in a container that was suitable for transporting bio hazardous materials, it would require the appropriate paperwork filled in both the sending and receiving countries and it would probably require a specialist courier who would charge you a premium for the service
So crapping in an envelope and putting it in the post is illegal, where as sending bio hazardous materials is perfectly legal but cost quite a bit of money and would require you to submit the appropriate paperwork.
In short, grow up.
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Ive done it. Put the return adress as my Ex- Fiance house
+1 Thats a good one lol
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As a former LEO I can say confidently that, unless something has changed in the last 2 or 3 years, you can NOT pull DNA from feces. Believe it or not, the most common thing that burglars leave behind after breaking into an unoccupied store or home is a steaming pile of shit. It's the adrenaline, I guess. But, there was always a rookie on hand to ask the detective if he should try to bag some of the poo, and the detective would always say yes, to fuck with the new guy. But, you never sent shit to the lab, because you can't get DNA out of shit.
The ONE exception to all of that would be if you had a murder, and there was a steaming pile of BLOODY shit, you'd try to collect the blood. You'd still probably come up with nothing, but it's a murder, so you grasp at every straw.
My two cents. Cheers.
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you know how old dog shit turns dry white if you don't clean it up and leave it out in the sun? (my garden is full of it lol)
well you could smash it up and send it as a powder. maybe wrap it up in a bad package and write coke on the baggie. :P
send it to your enemies...
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I'm amazed this thread is still of interest (I'm the Original Poster)
Everyone loves shit and customs in the same sentence ha ha
If nobody has already, you should really check out National Geographic Channel's
Border Security and To Catch a Smuggler shows.
They reveal in detail how they look for drugs. They showed a worker in front of an ex-ray machine and postal packages being fed into it one by one. He clearly skipped the letter size packages and focused on the bigger packages. They find everything that is bulk and then do a controlled delivery/ and anything under a certain size (I'm guessing 1 oz) they send a letter to the reciever and then destroy the package. They do scan the small ones sometimes peeps . . . it looked like a miserable job though. Although there really isn't that many packages going across the border. You could spot a vendor's package type and zero in on a vendor after a while if they use the same packaging materials. There are about three large bins of packages to the inspected from each flight. You could see how a express-post packaging purchased from the post office and letter sized, would slip by easily. Its the odd packages and the ones that are hand wrapped that really stand out. It has to look commercial and business-like.
One example is a sealed container of vitamins being imported. Once they opened it up for a closer look, they could see the vitamins looked kinda like pills. They tested it and it was all Xanax. They can test everything on the spot.
Another factor is that they swab the outside of the packages for traces of drugs. Then, that flags it for closer inspection/x ray. Something to think about when vendors are handling packages.. ...
Alternatively, I wonder if adding a few hundred dollar bills to your package would help get it across the border?
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Send a pile of cow shit to an LE at home and put the return address of another LE, divide and conquer, lol.
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well that's a crazy nice idea!! and pack in such a way that they have to open it .
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LMAO!!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POST IV READ !! ITS THE FIRST TIME I BOTHERD TO READ IT..LOL.
SOMEONE PLEASE DO THIS!!! LIKE ONE POSTER SAID TAKE SOME OF THAT OLD WHITE SHIT CRUMBLE IT UP AND PUT ITIN A BAG,TRY TO MAKE IT ALLOT!!!
THEN LIKE PILL DADDY SAID MAKE THE PACKAGE VERY CLEAR ITS A DRUG PACKAGE, DO EVERYTHING THAT ALERTS THEM..Take some weeed and rub it all over the outside of the BOX!!! lmao..
Or Just some one take a dumb in the mail package then put a bud of weed in it and write 'HOW U LIKE YOUR JOB NOW'? LOL,Then P.S. MORE SHIT PARCELS TO COME...BE READY AND OPEN WITH CARE..lol..Put the return address of a police dept and the address its sending to another police dept in another country..
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hahahaha!! Somebody please do this!! its so freaking hilarious and it would be so great if someone actually did it. lol
LMAO!!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POST IV READ !! ITS THE FIRST TIME I BOTHERD TO READ IT..LOL.
SOMEONE PLEASE DO THIS!!! LIKE ONE POSTER SAID TAKE SOME OF THAT OLD WHITE SHIT CRUMBLE IT UP AND PUT ITIN A BAG,TRY TO MAKE IT ALLOT!!!
THEN LIKE PILL DADDY SAID MAKE THE PACKAGE VERY CLEAR ITS A DRUG PACKAGE, DO EVERYTHING THAT ALERTS THEM..Take some weeed and rub it all over the outside of the BOX!!! lmao..
Or Just some one take a dumb in the mail package then put a bud of weed in it and write 'HOW U LIKE YOUR JOB NOW'? LOL,Then P.S. MORE SHIT PARCELS TO COME...BE READY AND OPEN WITH CARE..lol..Put the return address of a police dept and the address its sending to another police dept in another country..
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Send one to the chief of police from one of his underlings, lol. If they wanna mess with us, we oughta be able to mess with them. Payback is a bitch.
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Anyone know where any le live at? Just scrape up some roadkill and toss it in their yard at night. People can really fuck with le, its hilarious.
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well that's another good idea!! In my country they corner a cop and beat the hell out of him every alternate week or something. I guess they are not so tough when they are bullied for a change.
Anyone know where any le live at? Just scrape up some roadkill and toss it in their yard at night. People can really fuck with le, its hilarious.
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I would love come to india and help beat the shit out a cop..lol....Id love to do it here..To all u cops who r n here FUCK U !! EAT PACKAGES OF SHIT AND DIE!!
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I would love come to india and help beat the shit out a cop..lol....Id love to do it here..To all u cops who r n here FUCK U !! EAT PACKAGES OF SHIT AND DIE!!
Do it in L.A., where they deserve it most.
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Compress your shit in to a pollen press - add bits of hash / marijuana with a note saying: heres some hash bro
Let them dig through it for testing, profit.
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How about a nice nutty fudge brownie.. ;D