Silk Road forums
Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: seldom on January 19, 2013, 09:37 am
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Just to point it out. Took me a while to figure out why i don't have that New Topic button.
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Welcome to Kindergarten ;)
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Tell me something we all don't know. :'(
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I'm working on it
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Dont mind me. I'm just spamming to 50 >:(
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this kinda sucks, so much important questions and i just have to sit here and type nonsense :'(
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Yes it took me about 15 minutes to figure out the 50 comment thing. Crazy. I am almost there. kinda. not really.
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I thought something major had happened to my Tor, glad to see it's only this.
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spam spam spam, spammedy spam. spammin up to 50. spam spam spam.
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THIS IS RIDICULOUS
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no, CHEESE is RIDICULOUS...ly GOOD.
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50 is so damn high..
Why not 20 or 10.
Or what about NO post count for vendors. I don't think its profitable for any spambot to pay about 35BTC for a being able to spam ^^
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But I'm also glad there aren't same sparmintators trying to rip people of with some ridiculous schemes: Click here and get 5 inch penis with bag of coke!
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Speed dating.
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I need 50 posts as well
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Merry Christmas
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50 posts oh 50 posts.. need to get back to the forums...
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What a waste of a day
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When did this start? I started a new vendor post last week and haven't been able to reply in it now.
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It would be really funny too if the spam to fifty posts were all deleted.
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stop spamming you bastards!
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LOL
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Yay for randomness.
Penguin.
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LOL
You think this is a FUCKING JOKE?!
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sooo annoying, cant even post in my own thread anymore!!
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:o
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this is nuts LOL when did this 50 posts thing happen?
LMAO
::)
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this is nuts LOL when did this 50 posts thing happen?
LMAO
::)
When you were self-sucking, apparently.
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Spamanator!
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Didn't realise it was 50 posts until I viewed PL's vendor page :/
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TryptaManiac you are truely a Moron ::)
BaWaHahahahaha!!!
;D
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Now it all makes sense. Took a bit of searching to figure out the 50 posts rule.
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I'm going to fire off a bit of spam up in here, don't mind me.
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sorry.
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so sorry.
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...
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i've been lurking for months and i finally want to post something and now there's a newbie forum!?! oh well. time to farm
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0! LAST POST HERE WOO
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SO JEALOUS.
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Spamming to 50. Hate that I had to do this, when I've been able to participate responsibly until now.
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Spamming to 50. Hate that I had to do this, when I've been able to participate responsibly until now.
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spam spam spam... its spiced ham you know... spam spam spam hmmmm spam
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You need 50 posts here to be able to post in the other forums.
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I heard that You need 50 posts here to be able to post in the other forums.
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i need 50
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hmm i wonder who gave me a negative
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Woke up today to figure out I needed 50. Time to start posting.
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This
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is
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really
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so
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annoying
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49
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50!
I am free!!!!! See ya suckers lol j/k
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I know its so bad
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They could have at least made an exception for users with a posting history already.
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BOY THIS IS FUN
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I see what the intention is for requiring posts before posting elsewhere, but it seems like spammers have nothing else to do all day, what would prevent them applying their pro spam-skills here to quickly gain full access?
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69
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Working it up man.
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Booooorign
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69
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:-*
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the thug life chose me
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But why?
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one day ill grow big and strong too
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i taste it
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woops
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50 here we come.
Useless thread .
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come onnnn 50
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:)
lol
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hehehehe. i just noticed that as well...
thought i got banned or something...
going to try to do it the right way...
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It's snowing.
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the idea that this might be used to profile users by other users to test their legitimacy is trumped by human laziness. if theres a good explaination Id like to hear it but I wont dig through all this bullshit to find it. further more I am going to have a lot of "new posts to topics (I've) you've already posted to" and most of it I wont care about. just infintile bullying of the newbies for some reason.
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14 ah-ah-ah
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Newbie Forum is now a spam forum instead of a help forum
Let's have a spiderman thread and do the dinosaur
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Julia Gillard
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Blue Vomit
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Jim Jones
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green poop
:o
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Fell asleep on the floor by the fire, after 8mg of DZP on Friday. Totally oblivious for at least an hour.
Now I can't sleep at all with 5 epic blisters on my back!
Maybe I'll just pop them with a pin - if only I could reach.
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8)
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I thought i was banned for some odd reason.
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i understand the concept but 25 posts would be sufficient :-X
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NInja Peanutbutter
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sometimes when we touch the honesty's too much
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No wonder I was on the verge of deleting and making a new account
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mmm. SPAM SAM.
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i actually made a "sneeze' account
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It's getting to be a pain in the ass. There's not that many good topics in the noob forum!
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On the way...
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This is nonsense...
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5050050505055050
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Ok.
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Cmon 5050505050500
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one more post. dangit. again.
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Congrats, you made it.
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Thanks for the info,Buddy.
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;Dkabooooom
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apsma
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need 50 posts so i can become a member :o
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50?!
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post #2
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1 more closer.
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one of my favorite vendors asked me to write some feedback on his forum page, and i can't til i hit 50 which pretty much fucking sucks and makes no goddamned good sense. but fuck it, i am stoned and boned, feeling good and i'll get there soon, so will all y'all. stay high!!
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I wish they put the info somewhere a bit more obvious
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another
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I dropped a little acid tonight.
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It feels nice.
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I'm grateful for the Silk Road. Without it, I would be missing out right now, and not even knowing it.
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its nice that you feel nice!
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50 Seems like a lot. Guess I better get started...
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I buy my drugs at walmart...all of them...
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i need dat 50 lol
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Generally I would hope for a more intelligent first post, however, 50 is a high threshold...
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Im pretty sure the other day I reached over 50 posts went to the pgp club, posted in the thread my pgp key and everything. today I log in and I still have to post like 4 more posts. Someone delete my post? and What is this thing about tails, script firewall thing????
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ahh thanks for the info
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It will be worth it the day your chillin on the couch with a bowl of budda topped with a bit of opium makin you grin
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:o
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Im pretty sure the other day I reached over 50 posts went to the pgp club, posted in the thread my pgp key and everything. today I log in and I still have to post like 4 more posts. Someone delete my post? and What is this thing about tails, script firewall thing????
i had the same thing happen but it was 20+ posts
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Lol , took me a while to figure out , i have been creating new accounts and trying to figure it out and non worked im like wtf
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This is absolutely not a post to up my post count
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at least the site seems fast right now!
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I want review my orders!
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lol i want to review my orders also......ahhhhhhh
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so i have to keep posting ....hmmm
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realllllllly???
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what is 5+7+6+4+3+2x6x8x7x3x65x9x8+7=?
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habit
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For those who are just trying to get their posts up so they can give reviews, why not start a review page here in the newbie forum & just start posting instead of whining about it!
Then you can kill 2 birds with 1 stone! You can up your post count, & give reviews at the same time!
NCK
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Wishing I could find a vial in the newbie forum....haha
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hi everybody ! I'm at the fourth !!!
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Thanks for finding a solution to the SPAM.... but FK I have a long way to go :P
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50 50 50
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Why this decision? For the spam?
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ok I guess I have to start working on posting more here =)
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I like that to avoid spamming, they force newbies to spam :-P
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I agree wholeheartedly.
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You should maybe simply be required to post on specific forum areas based on your purchases. Posting on the forums should not require a post count. Lameee
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Am I at 50 yet?
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You should maybe simply be required to post on specific forum areas based on your purchases. Posting on the forums should not require a post count. Lameee
It would be nice to have the option to link a forum account somehow so you could post with 1 verified purchase or something. But only as an option.... personally I don't want there to be any connection between my accounts.
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wot the fuck? spent all day trying to post something, couldn't and gave up. Had a sleep, woke up had a nice spliff of hash and just worked it out! happy days just need 50 posts now. Anybody wanna chat some shit?
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does
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this
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hi
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It all makes sense now.
Ok. Thanks for letting me know.
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Lets trash talk yeahhh
the the post count up. :D
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I will post once. To reach post count, I will post only posts with meaning, no spam.
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Where can I buy a sellers account? Need to start making coin
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All this glorious, delicious spam!
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Fucking new rule :S
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Good Morning Newbies...................and others
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oh hai der.
I can understand this 50 post rule a little, to keep spam from the main boards, but I guess it just increases spam here
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sigh.... gonna take ages.
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outrageous.
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yeh, lets spam a lil
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:)
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confirmed
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wtf i just realized im bout 25 posts to short. this sucks
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fuck 35 godamnit
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keep posting you can be there soon :)
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so annoying... :-X
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oh believe me ... i know :(
i was where ya'll are at..not to long ago...just hold conversations here and there are a few more threads to get your posts up :)
Patience ;)
so wut ya making for dinner? :p
Peace,
ChemCat
8)
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:P :P
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spam
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:o
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???
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:'( ;)
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three more
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2 mo
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i can taste it
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Ok I got around 36 posts actually posting real content and now I REALLY need to get to 50. So no more content and spam time 8) post post post
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Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty, I am FREE AT LAST
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Never cheer before you know who's winning - Faith No More FTW
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Spamming to 50
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yuup took me a week or too also lol
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yup yup
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6 more to go..
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but freedom will have to wait for another day..
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Vendors need to be able to communicate with the public :'(.
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Blah
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I'm working on it
Me too.
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I like the idea of having to give some effort before you can post away. +1 - getting closer.
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45
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meow
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posttttttt to 50!
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am i there yet?
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gogogo
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i want dat 50
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weeeeee
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yayayayaya
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50 meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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meooowww
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erwtreadf
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rynyfgbd
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jglrkgjdlfkgjlkdfg
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double double
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Three in a row they call me joe blow
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Four straight, life is great
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gwrgegtherht
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This message is Automated Spam
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50 is alot... newb life
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test
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lame
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Hey Admin, do you think maybe THIS TOPIC SHOULD GET A STICKY??!
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I'd also like to point out that the Support page on SR says that raising a ticket should be a method of last resort, and that it should follow attempts to get support in the forums... BUT IF NEWBIES CANNOT POST TO THE FORUM, THEN THERE IS LITTLE CHOICE BUT TO RAISE A TICKET AND WASTE THE ADMIN'S TIME!!!!
Seriously, I would have thought that this was a quite forseeable unintended consequence of this completely asinine policy...
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its annoying as hell
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why speed date when i can speed spam?
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there is a cat sleeping on my keyboard.
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i will let the cat post from here on out.
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hi, my name is teeeeeee jaaaaaayyyy
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since i am a kitten and need my sleep, i won't be typing too much longer.
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i am a cow cat.
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n
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and i am dirty, smelly, greasy, and covered in hair. and i sleep on keyboards.
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la de dah
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fucking retarded bullshit.
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running away now, i will do this later. -the cat.
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spam
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spam
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spam
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sucky sucky spammy suck a duck in pubic stuck a chord for a principle called rhubarb
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spam
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spam
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spam
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spam
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I do 't know how many I need now, but still trying.
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mm, spam
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they should rename the newbie discussion board to scam your way to 50 board
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gotta pump up the numbers
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THISISGOINGTOTAKEFOREVER
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On our way to 50 :p
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whowhat !?
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Well now i got the answer why i cant post on GPG PGP Key thread... phew. Will i have the will to post the 50... 49 to go then.
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is it here you get to 50 posts ? :P
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:)
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STARCH
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post
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post man puts my mail next to the post office
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hi
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esfsef
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awdad
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spam
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post
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pxcrvw
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Bumps
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yyuuuup
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Locker is yours for $2000, yah its chock full o bed bug wridden clothing but we put in something nice to make the show interesting.
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bumpin above the btc scam spam
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righteous bumps
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Feel like for ever to reach 50 posts
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.........ever and ever
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babump
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yep
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11... 39 to go then. Lazy day, lets read a book and forget the net for the most of the day...
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sucks
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uHWfuu
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wqewqe
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wewqewqe
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sssss
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spa spa spam!
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spam
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I own this discussion lol
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almost half way there !
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getting closer
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fuck 49 to go..
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Ha! 48 to go.
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39
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another with 49 to go ha 8)
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50 post umm
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this is number 7
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@ sr22
+1 Karma for ya to start off with ;)
Peace,
ChemCat
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Just trying to get to 50 here
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same as above
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bears
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lalala upping my post count
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bears
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lalala upping my post count
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8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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I can't believe it took me this long to find this out. Well guess it's time to get started. First post down. 49 to go.
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OMG BEARS!!!!
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slide
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WHERE ARE THESE F'ING BEARS?!?!
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WE WERE PROMISED BEARS!
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50 post geez
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srgjs
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sigh
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GP
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DSD
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Wwooooooah
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Bloop
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Trolllll
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Puff
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:|
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Meep
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It is a good policy, but man I am getting frustrated not being able to join the conversation!
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:o
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ITS SO SAD :(
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Spam
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potatoes
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TIME FOR A SMOKE
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amaterasu :o
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Kurama!
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fucking spam
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blah
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ha
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I was hoping to come up with 50 intelligent, witty, stimulating posts but this sub-forum is just too frustrating as everyone is just trying to hit that magic number. Ah well, if you can't beat them....
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la de dah
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haha
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la la la
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ha
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spam
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stupid spam
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ah
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hi
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YMHEYU
(My random letters)
What could be better spam?
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bah
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DSFGSDFGDSFGDSFGDSFG
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almost there...
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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This sucks
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DSFADSFASDFDASASDF
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5 more
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few more
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few more :P
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2 more until happy place
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DONE
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Posted
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i must order!
i need some important things! :D
the moment is very bad :'(
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meh
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yeah meh
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meh
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so lammmmmmme
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agreed
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So lame
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cheesemo
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Yah budddy!!! the things we do.... haha
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I am the GOD of the fuck!!!
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Dont like like the look of it dont like the taste of it dont like the msell of it I wanna watch it come down
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we walked down to the water as I fucked your granmas daughter
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Dont mind me. I'm just spamming to 50 >:(
No problem
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dfvgbhn
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meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
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It basically bullshit. Why bother with a newbie section?
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quak
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kinda funny for an old ex-vendor to find himself as needing to post like this hahaha. Only got to 46 posts while vending hehe.
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37 left
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baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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obamacare
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muffins
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You lay down upon a shiny black leather couch. All around you is the atmosphere that you have created within the vast Victorian home that you use as the nerve-center of the Satanic Temple that you formed many, many years ago.
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mehhhhhhhhhhh
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fez
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this is annoying
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This is taking forever
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cray
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WOO
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yay
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20!
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hey
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yep
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yup
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yip
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yeah.
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and counting...
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meh
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and counting...
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adubamblagata
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and counting...
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meeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
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and counting...
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ches
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ch
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Baba Wawa
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Ads
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aids
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it does hurt even more when you lost your effen password and have been a member for a long time. ouch!
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Before your prison term and before you began to get involved with the revolutionary group which referred to themselves as "Black August", you had been a hermit: living alone deep within the Appalachian mountains of North Carolina. While living that life (which you did, for many many years) you composed several symphonies which have since been used and sold, via a fake name, to a movie company.
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I need my green camel back
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meeeeeeeeeeeeeh
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Green camels in my dreams
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I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shot no deputy! Oh no oh!
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tryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shot no deputy! Ooh-ooh-ooh!
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sheep
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Yeah, all around in my home town
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crackerjack
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almost 30
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battimon
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50
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(Coincidentally this is also my 21st post :o)
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bunnies
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48 bunnies
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49 bunnies
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50 buns
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today maybe
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maybe not
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maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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kjhhgfdas
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mmmhmhmhm
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goboooooooom
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lavoom
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so annoying
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lalalala
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Vroom
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kokokokok
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Memories are now piled upon memories, and insights upon insights. As you lay upon the couch you look around you: the rich mahogany shelves lined with tomes of British bound books, bound in the finest leather and inscribed upon crisp, vellum pages.
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da fuq
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kdoedkoekdoek
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The same crystal tetrahedron that was bought for you by a Satanic Mistress of decades past who, after summoning Budsturga high upon the snow-capped peaks of Colorado, became possesses and jumped from a cliff into the chasm below.
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go on...
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3x
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lkslasklkals
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Tell me more
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koooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopeer
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gerrmyxxxx
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getting thereee
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post
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500
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I need them posts
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TITS LOL
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Sup errybody
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AHHHHHHH
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HHHH
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spam spam
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This feels so dirty, but I've just about filled up the whole front page with useful additions to people's threads
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moar spam
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omg only 15
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moar
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moar
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so many to go
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yay
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your not the only one. =P
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still masturbating
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bump
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bump
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i love kikes
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bump
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42 pages of spam and read *only* 1097 times?! What the fuck is this world coming to?!?! :o
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42 pages of spam and read *only* 1097 times?! What the fuck is this world coming to?!?! :o
The world is coming to....
bump
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bumpp
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Salad Fork Phoo!