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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Leech on July 12, 2012, 03:17 pm
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Some of the weirdest feedback or quotes you may find in SR:
Meth
5 of 5 first time doing meth i got cuts on fingers some got in it and nice trip
Heroin
5 of 5 Dope was so strong I overdosed in walmart bathroom and was hospitalized then locked up. This was my first auto final. I apologize BE CAREFUL THIS SHIT IS STRONG and im a opiate hard head.
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Lol, good find bro. I'll never forget one i saw a while back.. I cant remember exactly what it was or what it said.. but i think it was Meth. And the guy basically said:
'1/5 Meth was good, but packaging awful, meth remained on the tape when i tried to undo it, so i decided to smoke the sellotape'
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5 of 5 Super! But my ex-room mate had still a key off my po box and that dick brought just now the order that he thought it was for him! Motherf*cker!
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Lol, good find bro. I'll never forget one i saw a while back.. I cant remember exactly what it was or what it said.. but i think it was Meth. And the guy basically said:
'1/5 Meth was good, but packaging awful, meth remained on the tape when i tried to undo it, so i decided to smoke the sellotape'
LOL I remember that
Also this thread has good potential ha ha ha
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good thread idea
Schizofreens Defqon pills
1/5 Dont be fooled, i broke one of these pills open and it was full of meth and/or crack shards. my stupid friend took one anyway and said he was super tweaked out. fuck you and your mother schizofreen i hope you die
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Don't you guy's just love those crack shards!
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a lot of potential here
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This is fucking gross.
Do it your self Home vasectomy kit
฿3.06 add to cart
This is perfict for the person who wants to make sure they dont have any kids! This do it your self vasectomy kit contains everything you need!
Kit comes with
1 x pare of tweezers
1 x #4 scalpel handle
1 x #21 scalpel blade
1 x pack of surgical lubricant.
To use simple grab hold with the tweezers apply surgical lubricant to both the balls and the scalpel blade and slice them off. No muss no fuss.
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Lmao.. thats some funny shit!!! keep em coming and I think this thread is gonna become very popular!!
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Ugh I'm too lazy to search for actual quotes, but...
I think it was valium or something.
"1/5 My cat found the package and thought it was catnip or something and ate it all, he has been barking since then, what must I do??"
I'll add more if I remember/find :P
~~sitamaja
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Ugh I'm too lazy to search for actual quotes, but...
I think it was valium or something.
"1/5 My cat found the package and thought it was catnip or something and ate it all, he has been barking since then, what must I do??"
I'll add more if I remember/find :P
~~sitamaja
hahahaha! That actually gave me a good laugh. How some individuals find SR to begin with is beyond me.
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This is fucking gross.
Do it your self Home vasectomy kit
฿3.06 add to cart
This is perfict for the person who wants to make sure they dont have any kids! This do it your self vasectomy kit contains everything you need!
Kit comes with
1 x pare of tweezers
1 x #4 scalpel handle
1 x #21 scalpel blade
1 x pack of surgical lubricant.
To use simple grab hold with the tweezers apply surgical lubricant to both the balls and the scalpel blade and slice them off. No muss no fuss.
Hay, that is my listing ;D I wondered how long it would be before some one noticed it.
Lim has his armored car.
Shroomeister has his plane.
I have my Home vasectomy kit
The first person to order one and leave a 5/5 rating with "Love it, it works great. One quick snip and it's done" Would be worthy of a listing here.
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I once saw a feedback that contained a full address...this was before I even placed my first order so it was back in March, but for fucks sake I really hope they were just trolling...
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This is fucking gross.
Do it your self Home vasectomy kit
฿3.06 add to cart
This is perfict for the person who wants to make sure they dont have any kids! This do it your self vasectomy kit contains everything you need!
Kit comes with
1 x pare of tweezers
1 x #4 scalpel handle
1 x #21 scalpel blade
1 x pack of surgical lubricant.
To use simple grab hold with the tweezers apply surgical lubricant to both the balls and the scalpel blade and slice them off. No muss no fuss.
Hay, that is my listing ;D I wondered how long it would be before some one noticed it.
Lim has his armored car.
Shroomeister has his plane.
I have my Home vasectomy kit
The first person to order one and leave a 5/5 rating with "Love it, it works great. One quick snip and it's done" Would be worthy of a listing here.
...too funny.
I read the original post above and thought...man why didn't I think of that, much cheaper then my plane!
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I didn't get to see the plane that shroomeister has, but I did find his x-lax posting to be quite funny. First thought when I saw it was what the actual fuck?
Nevermind! It's there
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Don't have to twist MY arm, I was just begging for an excuse:
Plane -
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/item/5fb29203d1
Exlax -
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/item/f94d236e74
I posted the exlax because it seemed to be the only type of pharma/pill not to be found on SR. I didn't want SR to be "incomplete"
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Don't have to twist MY arm, I was just begging for an excuse:
Plane -
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/item/5fb29203d1
Exlax -
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/item/f94d236e74
I posted the exlax because it seemed to be the only type of pharma/pill not to be found on SR. I didn't want SR to be "incomplete"
i saw the exlax post on the front page and immediately linked it to two of my friends fucking best listing ever.
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there use to be an australian seller called "shadh1" and someone brought meth off him and must have tried it before he left feedback because it was something like:
"OH HIS THE REAL SHADH1 YES THE REAL SHADH1 ALL THE OTHER SHADH1'S ARE JUST IMITATING SO WONT THE REAL SHADH1 PLEASE STAND UP.............but seriously was good shit"
complete with spelling mistakes and all
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Brilliant thread....just off to find a couple of comments I noticed a while back which were absolute fucking corkers.
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Does this count?
Got the blue boys in 2 days to west coast! Huh? Also, what kind of idiot thinks they can take one of these and just "finish up some paperwork and clean the house"
I can provide you with the location of one such idiot. I just woke up in a clown car full of glowsticks to an elf putting glitter lipstick on me (foul mouthed little asshole stole my socks). That really was just like the first time I ever tried this stuff in the 90's. Super nice guy/girl, greased lightning shipping speeds, and products that may just unwrinkle your brain. Thanks
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Does this count?
Got the blue boys in 2 days to west coast! Huh? Also, what kind of idiot thinks they can take one of these and just "finish up some paperwork and clean the house"
I can provide you with the location of one such idiot. I just woke up in a clown car full of glowsticks to an elf putting glitter lipstick on me (foul mouthed little asshole stole my socks). That really was just like the first time I ever tried this stuff in the 90's. Super nice guy/girl, greased lightning shipping speeds, and products that may just unwrinkle your brain. Thanks
what the fuck was that guy on
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Oh xanax...
5 of 5 Mhm-mmmm ,al mice and Calmy-waarmy. Thanks for teleport delivery. ZZZzzzzz ::
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This thread is too good! I'm gonna have to go digging back through some hilarious feedback.
Some items i swear must have the wrong link location copied into the ITEM link following feedback, it's so bizarre...
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Does this count?
Got the blue boys in 2 days to west coast! Huh? Also, what kind of idiot thinks they can take one of these and just "finish up some paperwork and clean the house"
I can provide you with the location of one such idiot. I just woke up in a clown car full of glowsticks to an elf putting glitter lipstick on me (foul mouthed little asshole stole my socks). That really was just like the first time I ever tried this stuff in the 90's. Super nice guy/girl, greased lightning shipping speeds, and products that may just unwrinkle your brain. Thanks
what the fuck was that guy on
Yeah thats the best one I have seen first hand.
I mean I guess it's better then .... "FE...will update" (3 month ago)
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This is the most unusual piece of feedback iv read in a while. not exactly funny though.
1 of 5 order at your own risk, no product received and no customs note received instead i had the pleasure of 4 coppers turning up with a search warrant due to royal mail passing it to the police. the packaging must have been shite. 27 hassle free transactions from 1g to 2oz no problems at all.....first order from dj abbar and the police turn up with a warrant. only time he replied to messages was when i opened up a resolution, a real class act.....not what a cunt.
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Does this count?
Got the blue boys in 2 days to west coast! Huh? Also, what kind of idiot thinks they can take one of these and just "finish up some paperwork and clean the house"
I can provide you with the location of one such idiot. I just woke up in a clown car full of glowsticks to an elf putting glitter lipstick on me (foul mouthed little asshole stole my socks). That really was just like the first time I ever tried this stuff in the 90's. Super nice guy/girl, greased lightning shipping speeds, and products that may just unwrinkle your brain. Thanks
That is the most amazing thing I've read in quite some time. As I was reading it I was giggling so hard my wife was looking at me like "What the fuck are you on?".
It's as messed up as Lewis Black's story of the girl who said "If it wasn't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
Some shit you just can't wrap your brain around.
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Bumping here to keep track. I can't say i've ever read a thread with the potential this one has. I can't wait to see the developments!
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Does this count?
Got the blue boys in 2 days to west coast! Huh? Also, what kind of idiot thinks they can take one of these and just "finish up some paperwork and clean the house"
I can provide you with the location of one such idiot. I just woke up in a clown car full of glowsticks to an elf putting glitter lipstick on me (foul mouthed little asshole stole my socks). That really was just like the first time I ever tried this stuff in the 90's. Super nice guy/girl, greased lightning shipping speeds, and products that may just unwrinkle your brain. Thanks
what the fuck was that guy on
Yeah thats the best one I have seen first hand.
I mean I guess it's better then .... "FE...will update" (3 month ago)
you see like the FE will update ones all of the time that are old as fuck. i think they just got high and probally forgot lolll
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I found this absolutely hilarious...
"5 of 5 got here in 8 days, second time, only complaint is that i found 2 hairs in it... guess i have a dna sample for later.. just kidding hahahaha"
That was posted on XTCEXPRESS's 20g mdma listing. If you then look at his High Reso picture of his mdma here: http://xfq5l5p4g3eyrct7.onion/view.php?image=c732e844a48ee40dd97dac6cedfe4258.jpg
You can see a hair in the bottom left hand corner!!!
:o
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I was looking for this post just YESTERDAY!!
I had seen a gem.
.....now I just need to try to recall where I saw that feedback... :\
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Ironically. Here is some feedback that I just got. I wouldnt call it anything other then awesome!
Shroomeister is a totally righteous dude.His transactions and interaction with, the buyer is totally trippindicular.I had to laugh when i opened my parcel.With the content of his forum posts,i knew he was in a outward cosmic dimension ,with a transpersonal rating of 66.Undoubtedly a solid cat..Seriously do the Defqons
need any testing or introduction?...thanks again Soul Brother!!! Your outta sight!!
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How about this one
I told him I would send some extra if he wrote a review after his first order....
He did and on his next order I sent him 4 grams and not the 3 he ordered.
this is the feedback he left me
5 on 5 Arrived quick, good package. overweight but seller said he'd include an extra which wasn't in the package. a bit wet as well but it's good stuff.
excuse me... OVERWEIGHT???? wtf
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How about this one
I told him I would send some extra if he wrote a review after his first order....
He did and on his next order I sent him 4 grams and not the 3 he ordered.
this is the feedback he left me
5 on 5 Arrived quick, good package. overweight but seller said he'd include an extra which wasn't in the package. a bit wet as well but it's good stuff.
excuse me... OVERWEIGHT???? wtf
ahahahaha! Geese, I hate it when my vendor gives me extra product that I didn't pay for. Make me FE and then give me extra product, who does he think he is. >:(
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How about this one
5 on 5 Arrived quick, good package. overweight but seller said he'd include an extra which wasn't in the package. a bit wet as well but it's good stuff.
LoloL mebbe he smoked the extra weight before writing the comment ::)
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Just saw this absolute fucking classic on Dutchaanbod MDMA...
i will let this men fuck my entire family tremendous MDMA i will be buyin a lot form him
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Just saw this absolute fucking classic on Dutchaanbod MDMA...
i will let this men fuck my entire family tremendous MDMA i will be buyin a lot form him
LMFAO!!this one takes the cake for me 100%!!
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This is fucking gross.
Do it your self Home vasectomy kit
฿3.06 add to cart
This is perfict for the person who wants to make sure they dont have any kids! This do it your self vasectomy kit contains everything you need!
Kit comes with
1 x pare of tweezers
1 x #4 scalpel handle
1 x #21 scalpel blade
1 x pack of surgical lubricant.
To use simple grab hold with the tweezers apply surgical lubricant to both the balls and the scalpel blade and slice them off. No muss no fuss.
haha i always thought the home vasectomy kit was the funniest item on SR until i saw someone was selling a plane
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Just saw this absolute fucking classic on Dutchaanbod MDMA...
i will let this men fuck my entire family tremendous MDMA i will be buyin a lot form him
LMFAO!!this one takes the cake for me 100%!!
Innit man, he must have been off his nut lol.
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This was stolen from another thread I was skimming over, but I just had to add it to this main thread ;D
"So, i went to the "The Speedy Ninja"s seller page to buy some drug baggies and scroll to the bottom and see this feedback lol!!!
ME FE NOW. ME LIKE BAG. ME RIKE FRI RICE. ME GO SIT ON TOILET NOW WAIT. THIS GUY GET LETTER TO ME BEFORE I DROP POOP IN TOILET. DAMN ME SO HORNY BABY."
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Awesome thread, wish I could get onto SR and find funny feedback!
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saw one a few months ago for a kg order of some RC from china that read something along the lines of:
1 of 5 DO NOT ORDER! DEA DRESSED UP AS POSTMAN MADE CONTROLLED DELIVERY OF 1KG OF <insert RC>! DO NOT ORDER! SELLER WILL NOT RESPOND! I AM FACING SERIOUS CHARGES!
kind of scary, actually. I think it was methylone. I believe the seller has deleted the listing and made a new one since then, as I am unable to find it anywhere. I've looked.
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I do not do drugs.
I only smoke marijuana, drink beer, drink coffee, smoke tabs, occasional E, bit of coke now and then.
I also know alot of anti-drug people who do not use drugs. They only smoke tabs, drink vodka and have a coffee to wake themselves up in the morning.
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=71467.msg589842#msg589842
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Lol...
5 of 5
"YUOR STEALTH SAVED MY ASS!! THANK YOU SO MUCH! DAD HAD OPENED MY MAIL, PRIME EXAMPLE OF WHY CloudSurfer is THE BEST ON SR and more vendors need to go the extra mile to stealth shipments!!"
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Taken from AU1stopshop's vendor profile page: "5 of 5 This shit is so good I fucked my sister!" after purchasing 1x White Mercedes
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Taken from AU1stopshop's vendor profile page: "5 of 5 This shit is so good I fucked my sister!" after purchasing 1x White Mercedes
lol lol lol =)) good one!
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Bumping an old thread but there is some funny shit in here ;D. To add: "fucken epic one night postage, heaps fucken sexy, i want to have babys with neon light , also i want to toung punch your fart box and mabey feltch stuff, epic awsome gear best service, im in" posted in Vendor Neon Light's cocaine listing.
P.s ILF check your pm.
- Capz 8)
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His could make a Great book. Publish it today.
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1 of 5 The seller is an undercover targeting cryptoanarchists, someone called in the airport to report the package and I was investigated at the local police station, nothing would have happened unless there wouldn't be a person to testify. Spent thousands of dollars on lawyers.
^posted 4 days ago on schizofreens page. wtf
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"1 of 5 Check out this RAT!!!! Still haven't received my first order and he said he wouldn't give me my tracking number til I finalized my second order. Then this is the message he sends me... is this not a fuckin RAT!!!
Ok let me make this easy for you since you want to fuck with me.
You said 2 orders Fe and thats why I threw in the MDMA.
You have 2 choices, to follow my next instructions, or ignore them and pay the consequences.
You live in the brown house with a black garage door and white stripes on it in Calgary. Not a bad looking place.
My team and I are from Leduc - very fucking close to you.
If you don't finalize on that order within 5 minutes of reading this things are going to get real ugly for you - I promise you that.
I will make your life complete hell - other people in your household will be mailed or contacted with screenshots etc of your activity on this website.
Your house can face serious vandalism.
Law Enforcement can be tipped off anonymously with screenshots of us conducting business with your address clearly stated, so they have to look in to it or start monitoring your mail / name.
If you still fail to comply with these orders - we will step things up even worse - starting with harming you / your family - and once someone in your family gets randomly hurt you might decide to take us more seriously and finalize the money.
Be very smart when making the next decision as we are not playing around.
IF You finalize - you will still receive your drugs as normal - failure to take this seriously things will get much much worse.
Don't bother telling me that's not really your house - the people / that residence will now be targeted.
You might want to find out who your fuckin with first before making threats like that. "
As a vendor(especially a relatively new one) it was disgusting to see this.
A 1 of 5 ? imagine that
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Took me a moment to get it down, quote thing. Is this message on your vendor profile S Street?
I'm taking you didn't send this to them, threw me a little because of the MDMA thing. Trying to read this properly.
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Update, looking at your vendor pages now S Street, there's no 1/5 anywhere. All are 5/5 about.
Did someone send you this message? The hell? Lol, the way written not exactly clear.
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You could clear it up a little. I found it hard to believe a vendor would write something like that so again, did you write that? Because there's no way anyone would buy from a vendor like that.
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I just saw that feedback he was talking about. It's on GMemphis' page. I saw his listings and got a weird gut feeling about him. A few days later i saw implications/accusations that it was MLTJohn's new account.
I wouldn't doubt that vendor would speak to a customer like that.
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Took me a moment to get it down, quote thing. Is this message on your vendor profile S Street?
I'm taking you didn't send this to them, threw me a little because of the MDMA thing. Trying to read this properly.
I found that feedback on GMemphis seller page. He's down to like a (75) seller rating.
Fred Flintstone first called him out in the forums. Big listings, looks like someone lost some money
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Lol shakedown street, whats ^ with Minnesota pmsl! ::) It's probably just a cold state......I'm going to check this out. Doesn't sound very "normal procedure" does it (not the Minnesota thing lol, the GMemphis thing)
Also, FB is a little weird here. You can't drill down I notice, when you click on the Item. It loads to another page but not the actual review in detail. Or I'm still in the Twilight Zone, but I thought Bob fixed the flux capacitor and we could go through the time warp portal again. Thought we DID that already. ???
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Lol shakedown street, whats ^ with Minnesota pmsl! ::) It's probably just a cold state......I'm going to check this out. Doesn't sound very "normal procedure" does it (not the Minnesota thing lol, the GMemphis thing)
Also, FB is a little weird here. You can't drill down I notice, when you click on the Item. It loads to another page but not the actual review in detail. Or I'm still in the Twilight Zone, but I thought Bob fixed the flux capacitor and we could go through the time warp portal again. Thought we DID that already. ???
Minnesota Sucks and your flux capacitor may be fucked up , but shit is definitely fucked up in GMEMPHIS/CANADIANLTD's world.
It's all good on Shakedown Street though, you better believe that!!!
Hope you can put some FLUX back in your capacitor.
Check me out, my sellers page link
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/32d843c09d
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cool thread :D subscribing!
ill be keeping an eye out from now on for wacky feedback which i will thus post promptly
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Minnesota Sucks and your flux capacitor may be fucked up , but shit is definitely fucked up in GMEMPHIS/CANADIANLTD's world.
It's all good on Shakedown Street though, you better believe that!!!
Hope you can put some FLUX back in your capacitor.
Check me out, my sellers page link
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/32d843c09d
He he lol, yar, I did check out your vendor profile and you got even ≥ shit ç Minnesota lol :D lol-lah... (Also, SR is ↓ no idea why but I checked earlier and it was -K City in RE to Minnesota lol) TY for bringing gmemphis/mtljohn to our ATT: .... US ↔ US....yar, no au yet?
In a. to the OP q., cinern or whatever ᴐ name is has some strange FB, and nearly all of them are shill acc./s; do not $ from him. Although to be fair, he isn't eben on SR to start with lol. ::) But it would be great if SR had an expand feature on Items to give a tad ≥ info on the buyers.
Disgraceful.
Piece out. Drive safely. Eat plenty. :)
(Lol, what is ↑ with Minnesota pmsl? :P)
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Great thread.
Modzi Wisdom had that $5000 dollar magic wand that could change bitcoins into cash listed under ubikeys for awhile. I don't see it anymore though. I wonder if it sold...
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You get +1 karma points for the awesome thread. This would make a great book took.
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Ugh I'm too lazy to search for actual quotes, but...
I think it was valium or something.
"1/5 My cat found the package and thought it was catnip or something and ate it all, he has been barking since then, what must I do??"
I'll add more if I remember/find :P
~~sitamaja
ahahahaha this thread is awesome any other good ones?
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Lol hilarious thread. Here is a funny one that I got recently.
"5 of 5 MUTHAFUCKIN AWESOME THANK U! After a brief few involuntary days with my local pd this was the perfect addition to my regained freedom lol I can quickly seeing this being my new favorite strain. "
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Here's one i found on MiMMs page:
5 of 5 Great packaging,professional shipping and the product is what you would expect. Good bang for your buck but probably nothing to write home about... I mean, meatphorically, you know. No matter how good it is you probably shouldn't write back home describing the latest and greatest dope you scored
And further down MiMMs page was this one:
5 of 5 After a little confusion (All my building's mailroom's fault, no blame on Reich) the packaged arrived and was fantastic as ever. Longtime Reich customer and (s)he has never let me down!
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This gem was found on GoogleyedXL's profile.
"I ordered 100g M1 and received a Kilo of M1. About 903g overweight to be exact! Arrived to the East Coast in 7 days. It did process for about 3 days though.
The box it arrived in did look shoddy. Would certainly be a less suspicious package if it was in a better condition box, although perhaps Googleyed did send it in a good box and the shipper beat it to hell. Either way it came through.
It came in 10 days total after ordering from across the world, and ten times over weight. Will order again.
This was my 1st transaction on SR btw."
The same user then left a review on his thread LOL http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=4363.msg953019#msg953019 8) ;D :D
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This gem was found on GoogleyedXL's profile.
"I ordered 100g M1 and received a Kilo of M1. About 903g overweight to be exact! Arrived to the East Coast in 7 days. It did process for about 3 days though.
The box it arrived in did look shoddy. Would certainly be a less suspicious package if it was in a better condition box, although perhaps Googleyed did send it in a good box and the shipper beat it to hell. Either way it came through.
It came in 10 days total after ordering from across the world, and ten times over weight. Will order again.
This was my 1st transaction on SR btw."
The same user then left a review on his thread LOL http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=4363.msg953019#msg953019 8) ;D :D
Haha wow.
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This gem was found on GoogleyedXL's profile.
"I ordered 100g M1 and received a Kilo of M1. About 903g overweight to be exact! Arrived to the East Coast in 7 days. It did process for about 3 days though.
The box it arrived in did look shoddy. Would certainly be a less suspicious package if it was in a better condition box, although perhaps Googleyed did send it in a good box and the shipper beat it to hell. Either way it came through.
It came in 10 days total after ordering from across the world, and ten times over weight. Will order again.
This was my 1st transaction on SR btw."
The same user then left a review on his thread LOL http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=4363.msg953019#msg953019 8) ;D :D
Haha wow.
Bank error.....ernormously in your favor! or vice versa. But that is funny....somebody was indeed Googley-eyed on that one, as it were. lmao
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Man that's like when I ordered 5 of tyl3rs tabs and recieved 150. That shit is just amazing.
Or just a week ago I recieved 10 XTC skull from XTC Express. The only thing is I order 5 two months ago. I never ordered the 10. I'm not even sure how this mistake was made. I geuss they just accidently kept my address and shipped an order to it. 15 for the price of 5. 8)
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Ugh I'm too lazy to search for actual quotes, but...
I think it was valium or something.
"1/5 My cat found the package and thought it was catnip or something and ate it all, he has been barking since then, what must I do??"
I'll add more if I remember/find :P
~~sitamaja
ahahahaha this thread is awesome any other good ones?
If someone ruined my perfect 100% feedback rating with this feedback because they let their cat eat their valium I would be pissed.. But it is funny tho lol
There are some weird ppl out there
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these three cracked me up
"1/5 My cat found the package and thought it was catnip or something and ate it all, he has been barking since then, what must I do??"
" Got the blue boys in 2 days to west coast! Huh? Also, what kind of idiot thinks they can take one of these and just "finish up some paperwork and clean the house" I can provide you with the location of one such idiot. I just woke up in a clown car full of glowsticks to an elf putting glitter lipstick on me (foul mouthed
little asshole stole my socks). That really was just like the first time I ever tried this stuff in the 90's. Super nice guy/girl, greased lightning shipping speeds, and
products that may just unwrinkle your brain. Thanks "
"ME FE NOW. ME LIKE BAG. ME RIKE FRI RICE. ME GO SIT ON TOILET NOW WAIT. THIS GUY GET LETTER TO ME BEFORE I DROP
POOP IN TOILET. DAMN ME SO HORNY BABY."
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medibuds
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/ab9171f24a
4 of 5 Good weed ,bad packing. you mailed in a regular envelope ,hand written(your not suppose to do that). No insulation to cover weed shape.you hand written joe stoner as a return address ? Serious ? you could have had the heat on me! if they are not already on to me. You need to read the rules on selling. although It was sealed 1 time in the vac bag. it is to be 3 times. What you should do is copy and paste there address and print it out then cut the address off and tape them on. cut the vac bag almost to the size.wrap in black tissue paper. seal again times . Lets keep it safe and please don't do that to me again ! I was shocked !I am giving you a 4 because you sent me some weed . I truly that you and I will have to think about a purchase.
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HAHAHA JOE STONER i shouldn't laugh but that is funny!
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yea i ordered 100 tabs from T5 last month and was happy when 3 days later I received a letter with 105 tabs..
Today I opened my mail and another 105 tabs were in my mailbox. Totally free!!
so 210 tabs for the price of 100. Awesome :)
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I'm sure people would respect you more if you owned up to it and offered to pay the vendor for their mistake.
Are you sure the vendor didn't send it to you to test your honesty? It's happened to me before and I'm glad I did the right thing, I now get massive discounts.
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I'm sure people would respect you more if you owned up to it and offered to pay the vendor for their mistake.
Are you sure the vendor didn't send it to you to test your honesty? It's happened to me before and I'm glad I did the right thing, I now get massive discounts.
this thread is fucking awesome... although, that's true of any thread with fallkniven and RonSwanson... I'm looking forward to sharing :)
Anyway, what's this about vendors who "test your honesty" wtf? really? that's a thing here?
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ooo i don't know about that.. i ordered 1g off puff daddy during the last 4/20 sale and he sent me 3.5g with a 1g sample, thought it got lost as it took about a month and he took a week or so to send it out. i just figured he was awesome and bumped everyones orders as he was pretty much starting out then and got slammed during the sale... anyway i didn't have the extra btc to pay for it :o kinda different to getting a big package sent twice though tbf. and i love fallkniven even though he's an aussie(iknowwhereyoulivemwahahahhaahaaaa) ah to think i won 10btc in that sale. they'd be worth like $1000 now!
i have no funny feedback to add... can barely load the main site even to look
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Really, one vendor i trade with sent me an amount of product I didn't order, so I mentioned it to them and they admitted to it being a 'test of my honesty', they then went on to offer me up to 40% off their regular listing prices as custom orders!
The vendor in question will not be named, they are my little secret ;)
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(iknowwhereyoulivemwahahahhaahaaaa)
I'd welcome a visit from you any day Ron ;) Don't forget to bring TB...
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(iknowwhereyoulivemwahahahhaahaaaa)
I'd welcome a visit from you any day Ron ;) Don't forget to bring TB...
we're coming. we goin to snipe you an your whole fukin family don't fuck with me bitch you kno i will kill every last one of you. man i got a fuckin nuke watch you mouth ok. sorry sorry that was my cousin he stole my keyboard hes crazy im real worried about him.... ;D
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(iknowwhereyoulivemwahahahhaahaaaa)
I'd welcome a visit from you any day Ron ;) Don't forget to bring TB...
we're coming. we goin to snipe you an your whole fukin family don't fuck with me bitch you kno i will kill every last one of you. man i got a fuckin nuke watch you mouth ok. sorry sorry that was my cousin he stole my keyboard hes crazy im real worried about him.... ;D
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Sorry, my little brother stole mah keyboard :P
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(iknowwhereyoulivemwahahahhaahaaaa)
I'd welcome a visit from you any day Ron ;) Don't forget to bring TB...
we're coming. we goin to snipe you an your whole fukin family don't fuck with me bitch you kno i will kill every last one of you. man i got a fuckin nuke watch you mouth ok. sorry sorry that was my cousin he stole my keyboard hes crazy im real worried about him.... ;D
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Sorry, my little brother stole mah keyboard :P
Lol I'm remeber that funny shit
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8)
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I met Dianne Fossey when i trained with those gorillas eh, best time of my life ;)
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lmfao i was cracking up the whole way through that. i can't stop laughing still. omg that's golden.
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I didn't write that up BTW, it's just an old internet thing, it's been around for years... I still love you guys :)
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I musta missed somethin, why were the gorillas fighting in the first place?
jus' wonderin'
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same reason everyone fights here. drugs and trashbox. even apes want a piece of the action.
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I musta missed somethin, why were the gorillas fighting in the first place?
jus' wonderin'
The Ignorant means GUERRILLA (sorry, my latina maid took my Ipad, to correct the fucking lousy english of the navy seal up there)
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lol, classic :)
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::) newbies. fallk sit on my back i'm in agony arrrgh!!!!!! just looked in the fridge for painkillers, i think i'm losing it
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I give a mad back massage, it's all in the amount of oil you use ;) the word liberal comes to mind...
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Here's some feedback from MiMM's page - item was 1 gram of hi-heat cocaine...
5 of 5
AWWWWW YEAHUUUUUN!
SHE POP THAT PUSSY!!
SHE MAKE IT TWORK!!!
WORK, WORK!!!!
PUT 'EM IN A DIRT!!!!!
BANG 'EM!!!!!!
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Here's some feedback from MiMM's page - item was 1 gram of hi-heat cocaine...
5 of 5
AWWWWW YEAHUUUUUN!
SHE POP THAT PUSSY!!
SHE MAKE IT TWORK!!!
WORK, WORK!!!!
PUT 'EM IN A DIRT!!!!!
BANG 'EM!!!!!!
That's shits hilarious.
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This is hilarious. subbed.
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aha i was just thinking where do you find all these mentals so i thought i'd see what our old chums been getting up to... i like how he gets his product descriptions from wikipedia[citation needed]
5 of 5 MDPV 10/10 THE BEST THAT I HAVE TRIED IN SR.
ITALY AND THE RIGHT SUPPLIER FOR GOOD PRODUCT
THANKS BROTHER!
5 of 5 GOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ITALY thanks, you're a big one.
Quality very nice, smell nice, light brown color, as must be the true heroine.
perfect packing 100/5.
ITALY cheaper than the SR, very serrio on the job, you will encounter on everything.
I love ITALY.
5 of 5 ITALY, SUPPLIER OF TRUST!
I LOVE YOU!
5 of 5 good quality, very good price, packaging beautiful hidden, surely I always order from italy, boy very honest, and sincere, I was refunded my order, because he was lost.
thanks bro........
:) we all love you ITALY brother! even products that don't show up are good quality and value!
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lol, he must be the most clueless vendor i've ever seen
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5 of 5 Not asked but always FE for professional services from c63amg.
Update soon.
Update:
Very Quick shipment.
Sensational contact with amg group.
Quality H No. 3 is just ....... THE BEST and STRONGEST!
Maybe there is a better market, but professional seller c63amg guarantee a transaction without any risk at the best price.
Respect and full confidence on forever.
Hold on and do not get the face fuck bro!
no matter how many times i read that last line i can't figure out what they're trying to say. it started so normally and then ???
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5 of 5 Not asked but always FE for professional services from c63amg.
Update soon.
Update:
Very Quick shipment.
Sensational contact with amg group.
Quality H No. 3 is just ....... THE BEST and STRONGEST!
Maybe there is a better market, but professional seller c63amg guarantee a transaction without any risk at the best price.
Respect and full confidence on forever.
Hold on and do not get the face fuck bro!
no matter how many times i read that last line i can't figure out what they're trying to say. it started so normally and then ???
What don't you get? You should never get the face fuck when buying heroin.
Chaos
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What don't you get? You should never get the face fuck when buying heroin.
Chaos
I thought everyone knew that - aren't there all kinds of "never get the face fuck" threads in the Newbie section?
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ok i'm starting to genuinely question if this is a thing now, cheers guys
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ok i'm starting to genuinely question if this is a thing now, cheers guys
Well I call that a success.
Chaos
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It's always fun to read paragraph-long feedback on listings of MDPV trying to figure out what the fuck the person was even talking about.
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I love a bunch of the Xanax feedback.
5 of 5 Ummmm.....warmthhhhh.....fuzzyuzyness.....
Or this feedback which I left for XTC Express when I was rolling
5 of 5 Got two extra for free. This is the best shit iv ever had. I love everyone on the Silk Road. You are my brothers
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Love this thread. Love it.
The unexpected kilo would be an even bigger surprise if some LE came with. Most honest reactions you'll ever see from a guilty man. "I - you - what?!"
The magic wand reminds me of the haunted item ebay listings (now banned, I think). There was some great stuff.
Clown car full of glowsticks takes the prize, though. Every prize.
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here's two from this page
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/e5c6c31661
1 of 5 fuck off 25 days
3 of 5 Nice bud but made me too stone 1 month
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Was going through BoyMaster's reviews and found a few
5 of 5 ok...my heart beat like bum bum bum
5 of 5 13 days down here, great stuff with a little air, and stealth like best creative letter have seen so far, read all mail you dont want to throw this baby out with the bath water. How good will this guy be when he ages and becomes The ManMaster = God
I wasn't aware you throw your mail out in bath water...?
5 of 5 GOT ALL THE PAPER OFF ME WALLS IN 1 DAY, WHAT A JOKE. TOP SHIT BOOM BOOM A+++++++++++
Ah, tweakers ;D
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Saw this one on CloudSurfer's feedback a while ago, don't think it's been posted yet:
MDMA:
- ALRIGHTY, so I gave my buddy a dose and let's just say he shit his pants. No joke he shit his pants. It was disgusting. 10/5 for you sir. Packaging? Oooh hell yes. Very proffessional. 5/5 Just can't get over the fact this fucker shit his pants on a 100mg dose. Keep it up CS
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Kush411's meth:
5 of 5 Once again, the shit is way fucking over and ONE 3 gram shard that looks like supermans house!! I'm higher than giraffe pussy!
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Saw this one on CloudSurfer's feedback a while ago, don't think it's been posted yet:
- ALRIGHTY, so I gave my buddy a dose and let's just say he shit his pants. No joke he shit his pants. It was disgusting. 10/5 for you sir. Packaging? Oooh hell yes. Very proffessional. 5/5 Just can't get over the fact this fucker shit his pants on a 100mg dose. Keep it up CS
Ha which drug was it?
and yea right it was his "buddy" who shit his pants lol
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Saw this one on CloudSurfer's feedback a while ago, don't think it's been posted yet:
- ALRIGHTY, so I gave my buddy a dose and let's just say he shit his pants. No joke he shit his pants. It was disgusting. 10/5 for you sir. Packaging? Oooh hell yes. Very proffessional. 5/5 Just can't get over the fact this fucker shit his pants on a 100mg dose. Keep it up CS
Ha which drug was it?
and yea right it was his "buddy" who shit his pants lol
Sorry mate, edited the previous posts stating which drugs.
That's some bloody good MDMA that CloudSurfer has haha!
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Well if he gave the vendor 10/5 for shitting his own pants, that's seriously fucked up.
5 of 5 13 days down here, great stuff with a little air, and stealth like best creative letter have seen so far, read all mail you dont want to throw this baby out with the bath water. How good will this guy be when he ages and becomes The ManMaster = God
I wasn't aware you throw your mail out in bath water...?
That one is actually completely straightforward - the baby/bathwater expression itself is commonplace, and here you want to be careful not to throw the baby (drugs) out with the bath water (junk mail or the like). It's pretty common for this to be a concern, even expressed this way, for clever disguises of easy-stealth items (like tabs).
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Well if he gave the vendor 10/5 for shitting his own pants, that's seriously fucked up.
5 of 5 13 days down here, great stuff with a little air, and stealth like best creative letter have seen so far, read all mail you dont want to throw this baby out with the bath water. How good will this guy be when he ages and becomes The ManMaster = God
I wasn't aware you throw your mail out in bath water...?
That one is actually completely straightforward - the baby/bathwater expression itself is commonplace, and here you want to be careful not to throw the baby (drugs) out with the bath water (junk mail or the like). It's pretty common for this to be a concern, even expressed this way, for clever disguises of easy-stealth items (like tabs).
Oops guess that makes me the dumb one.
It's funnier if you don't know that the 'baby in the bathwater' saying... I swear.
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feedback for my shrooms 3 days ago
5 of 5 out of my fucking mind
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another from mimm for 1g of ketamine
5 of 5 I'm the man with the plan and the white van
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another from mimm for 1g of ketamine
5 of 5 I'm the man with the plan and the white van
And the sexual harassment charges lol
Chaos
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That's who the creepy guy in the Van is each morning.. Damn.. LOL
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This one made me laugh.
5 of 5 These guys are so quick it will make ur head spin! 2nd order. Let me warn you the tiz powder is very clingy/light/hard to work with. Stuck to everything! But from whatever absorbed thru skin, I blacked out and did some strange things!10/10
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5 of 5 Good coke 13 hours
Review for black tar heroin :o
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HAHAHAHA This thread is rich! LOL At least I ain't the only bugger who kant spel good whilst wasted! Suddenly everything looks like russian writing!
;D
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I LOL'd at this one :
An EPIC HERO! Thank you so much for not only the order, but the personal note as well. I want you to have my babies Marcel Ketman!
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lol subbed
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emerald's Pure Potassium Cyanide 1g
5 of 5 Arrived and figured I'd let emerald have the money any way, I don't need it anymore, I choose life over dying 5 days
oh my god! goo for that guy i guess
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imagine a "Cyanide Review Thread"
0 posts
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"will update on duality hen tested"...so i guess people dont forget to update afterall!
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imagine a "Cyanide Review Thread"
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I wonder why so many people are buying cyanide. More than 30 people. Three of them bought five grams.
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/62806edf01
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/849e51cd18
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cheaper than a divorce
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cheaper than a divorce
you must of been married to my exwife's sister LOL. cyanide has plenty of uses. some guy was selling ricin on another site
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cheaper than a divorce
you must of been married to my exwife's sister LOL. cyanide has plenty of uses. some guy was selling ricin on another site
The only use is killing something as far as I know.
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cheaper than a divorce
you must of been married to my exwife's sister LOL. cyanide has plenty of uses. some guy was selling ricin on another site
The only use is killing something as far as I know.
"That's the joke"
~Rainier Wolfcastle
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Actually, a cyanide review thread would be MOST telling, if you were required to post pre-drop,
and if they can post a follow-up, its bad!
A thread full of, "welp, here goes!"
and nothing else.
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Cyanide can be used to make mescasline and other drugs.. So maybe that's why people buy 5 grams of it.
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Not sure if this ones been added. Had to contribute to this thread. Laughed so hard I cried at one or two.
Aus domestic coke.
"Arrived to namibia, south africa no problems now my whole village rejoice thank you kind sir"
Priority should be clean drinking water but that works too :P
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Nice one tellmetree! We need to find more of those.
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mdma vendor
5 of 5 Reagent tested(all) Shit turned blacker than my ex wife's heart. Weight was more accurate than the proof of income the bitch used to get her fucking alimony. This is good shit.
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For a 250g Methylone listing
5 of 5 10/5
Package got through customs a total of 4 times as the post office returned it to sender, and the seller GLADLY, and for FREE reshipped it when he got it back.
Product is quality, and on weight. Couldn't ask for better service.
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Why people to meth?
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Why people to meth?
Hey jundullahi!
Did you mean methylone or methamphetamine? Because the post right before mentioned "methylone"
Methylone is like MDMA, but not as good. (that is, if you think MDMA is good). I loathe either, as the few times I've tried them, it felt like I was coming up on some LSD, or Mescaline, then the feeling just hangs there for me, and you never get any higher. Reminds me of cheap mescaline we'd sometimes get in the '70's when I was in High School.
Methamphetamine is super strong speed. Amphetamine is regular speed, you can snort or swallow, gives energy, and appetite suppression. Also the main ingredient in Adderall. So METHamphetamine is like the 'crack' of speed. I only took what was called "Crystal Meth" a few times in High School, and it was a little white capsule. Made me just really attentive and workaholic like. - Never liked speed until I hit 40, and a shrink had me try Ritalin then Adderall.
After 15 years of SSRI's - anti-depressants such as Prozac, Zoloft, Serzone, Wellbutrin, etc, - the Adderall was what worked for me. (Adult ADD). I know I was ADD as a kid now, but society hadn't invented the disorder yet.
So I have yet to try "METH" meaning Methamphetamine. Though I'm tempted, because I'm building quite a tolerance to straight Amphetamine, which I buy, because it's cheaper than Adderall, and my shrink died, and I don't feel like looking for a new one. This guy knew me for over 20 years.
So to answer why someone does meth? - Either one, the answer is the same - "Because they like the way it makes them feel"
A few years ago when methylone and mepherdone were being sold as "bath salts" to evade law enforcement, I tried them. I may have had one and not the other, but either way, it sucked.
I thought, "This younger generation must have a hard time getting good drugs to get high on, if they're all doing this shit"
That's my take on the whole "2 meths" deal. - Your mileage may vary.
Methamphetamine is the drug people are referring to when they say 'Meth'.
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mdma vendor
5 of 5 Reagent tested(all) Shit turned blacker than my ex wife's heart. Weight was more accurate than the proof of income the bitch used to get her fucking alimony. This is good shit.
Gold. ;D
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everything thats wrong with feedback system right here.
Package and shipping was excellent but the coke is GARBAGE (after 2 IV shots i did not feel a thing, so i made a single shot with the remaining 0.5g and guess what - nothing. The vendor still insists its 100% pure C. :)
Still giving him 5 out of 5 for the good service.
Shoots a FULL GRAM of pure coke in a night (incl 0.5 at once), feels NOTHING and leaves 5/5
I don't even, wouldn't last long as a literary or music critic I guess...
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everything thats wrong with feedback system right here.
Package and shipping was excellent but the coke is GARBAGE (after 2 IV shots i did not feel a thing, so i made a single shot with the remaining 0.5g and guess what - nothing. The vendor still insists its 100% pure C. :)
Still giving him 5 out of 5 for the good service.
Shoots a FULL GRAM of pure coke in a night (incl 0.5 at once), feels NOTHING and leaves 5/5
I don't even, wouldn't last long as a literary or music critic I guess...
Yeah.. That is fucked..
Handing out top marks to a vendor that just ripped you off and sent you totally shit product because they done it so well..
I wonder what mystery powder old mate just shot up then... Yuck
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name and shame that vendor Tellemetree!
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Who cares how the service was. The main service of a vendor is to provide quality product. If the product is garbage leave negative feedback
What is wrong with you.
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Not a very funny one, but its weird:
Meth
1 of 5 Whole 0.5 gram did not say anything, friend got pains and i got bad day and money lost.
This was the only negative feedback on high quality shards that I had even sampled myself.
Very nice thread if you wanna laugh. ;)
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subbing ;D
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Bump
This thread was too epic to die, if anyone happens to know a funny feedback please post them :)
I can't recall any atm unfortunately :P
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I forgot the exact wording of the feedback but basically the guy leaving the feedback said he loved the vendor so much that he offered his sister to the vendor so he can be the vendors brother-in-law. I was ROFL when i read that lol
I'm gona try to find it so i can post a link here for you guys to see
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^ Lol!
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subbing.
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I love this thread so many lolz.... Here is my contribution
5 of 5 I'm not protecting myself with nprograms, ha ha
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Subbing :)
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Not a very funny one, but its weird:
Meth
1 of 5 Whole 0.5 gram did not say anything, friend got pains and i got bad day and money lost.
This was the only negative feedback on high quality shards that I had even sampled myself.
Very nice thread if you wanna laugh. ;)
People who try to talk to half gram bags of meth are fucked in the head to begin with.....
EDIT: Might as well add my own too.......Dem caps, rock on you adorable tweakers.
"DON'T THINK I RECEIVED THE REAL DEAL GOT SWINDLED BUY SOME CUNT ONE OF ME MATES BUT IM SURE THIS VENDOR HAS THE KILL? "
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5 of 5 Really hard to write this fucked up. Suffice to say N4L got that shit here with a quickness an d strong enough that my great grand children are going to be born nodding.
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ok, so i just flew through all the posts on this thread, has to be one of my favorites.
I don't have anything to contribute except for a bump. :)
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5 of 5 perfect came faster than i do
immediately followed by
5 of 5 Nice and smooth packaging, came very fast.
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Haha this thread is hilarious!
Been reading it the last hour :P
One thing I saw and really laughed was in some vendor page
"Don't forget to bookmark and become fan. Its you know like facebook like but with drugs"
Hehe
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Haha this thread is hilarious!
Been reading it the last hour :P
One thing I saw and really laughed was in some vendor page
"Don't forget to bookmark and become fan. Its you know like facebook like but with drugs"
Hehe
Yeah that's from BruceCambell, that guy is pretty funny :P
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I ordered from a European vendor and he actually copied and pasted my SR username on to the damn package.
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I ordered from a European vendor and he actually copied and pasted my SR username on to the damn package.
It's amazing how screwed some of these vendors are.. This would make me sick.
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I ordered from a European vendor and he actually copied and pasted my SR username on to the damn package.
It's amazing how screwed some of these vendors are.. This would make me sick.
Yeah I was pissed.
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I ordered from a European vendor and he actually copied and pasted my SR username on to the damn package.
That's seriously fucked up! I hope you mentioned this in the feedback and didn't give him 5/5. May we know which vendor did this?
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I ordered from a European vendor and he actually copied and pasted my SR username on to the damn package.
It's amazing how screwed some of these vendors are.. This would make me sick.
Yeah I was pissed.
Lol it said Andrewbud420 on the package?
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this guy!
5 of 5 I recommend this.Jolly good packaging. As well as making all my anxieties float away on a fluffy cloud of loveliness. It also relaxed my face until I resembled someone from the television show "made in Chelsea" . Gave me a really good idea of what I'd look like with botox, but without the commitment. Came with bonus gift. The azure blue liquid surpassed all my expectations. I shall look forward to doing business with you again. And a final question: Can you put them in your eyes? 1 day item
5 of 5 The product arrived in a pristine package, with an additional gift added to the order. When inhaled the sweet smoke was as smooth as the angels dropping tear upon my forehead. The shards glistened like diamonds, and when crushed up for a line, it produced a slight tang, it reminded me of an incident when someone shoved their pencil into my nose at school. Although it brought a slight tear to my eye, within minutes I felt as if I was lifted into a higher dimension.
this one is just baffling to me so it can go under the weird umbrella. or golf umbrella. i don't know.
5 of 5 As per you sunk this hole. BIRDIE. 100 joints to the face.
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I ordered from a European vendor and he actually copied and pasted my SR username on to the damn package.
It's amazing how screwed some of these vendors are.. This would make me sick.
Yeah I was pissed.
Lol it said Andrewbud420 on the package?
LOLOLOL YES
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This has to be the funniest thread around here! Want to stay informed and keep the feedback coming ;D
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Gotta love dem HQ detailed reviews:
1 of 5 quickly
(Amphetamine)
also:
5 of 5 Follow Jesus
(25i-NBOMe)
5 of 5 Thank you very much. 10/10/10!
The interesting thing. Something between 2C-B and herbs.
Very funny. We laughed all day))
Sure, 2C-B more psychedelic and euphoric, I'm not talking about Great Mushrooms or LSD where pure psychedelia.
However, the ESP TOTAL effect make this product far from simple.
The complete absence of even mild side effects typical of phenylethylamine.
(25i-NBOMe)
5 of 5 The service given by this individual is stunning. There has honestly got to be an award we can give him. Honestly. A gold star at least? A hug?
He deserves something outstanding god damnit
(LSD)
5 of 5 nice to blend in with other skunk and has some taisty nug's in the batch too
(Ebook)
5 of 5 never received, and missed my finalize sooo.... whops.
(Amphetamine)
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well its not a funny one, but heres one on rahldukes profile.
1 of 5 cop (2 hours)
dats fucked up. i wonder why someone would just put "cop"?
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One for 25 i-nbome I saw a while back:
5 of 5 good acid
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A funny one for benzo, diazepam tabs....
"They look good"
::)
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5 of 5 nice to blend in with other skunk and has some taisty nug's in the batch too
(Ebook)
LMAO @ e-book.
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One for 25 i-nbome I saw a while back:
5 of 5 good acid
I see a lot of these, are people just that unaware of what they put into their body or I think/hope what is more likely they just use the term acid generally for psy's on blotter...I dunno
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One for 25 i-nbome I saw a while back:
5 of 5 good acid
I see a lot of these, are people just that unaware of what they put into their body or I think/hope what is more likely they just use the term acid generally for psy's on blotter...I dunno
Maybe an ironic feedback from some asshole who resells them as acid.
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One for 25 i-nbome I saw a while back:
5 of 5 good acid
I see a lot of these, are people just that unaware of what they put into their body or I think/hope what is more likely they just use the term acid generally for psy's on blotter...I dunno
Maybe an ironic feedback from some asshole who resells them as acid.
I order lots of 25i for a friend that resells.. He tries to explain what it is but most people don't want to hear it... Spend 10 minutes explaining the shit and they call it acid anyway.
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One for 25 i-nbome I saw a while back:
5 of 5 good acid
I see a lot of these, are people just that unaware of what they put into their body or I think/hope what is more likely they just use the term acid generally for psy's on blotter...I dunno
Maybe an ironic feedback from some asshole who resells them as acid.
I order lots of 25i for a friend that resells.. He tries to explain what it is but most people don't want to hear it... Spend 10 minutes explaining the shit and they call it acid anyway.
My mate once bought 25i off the street and his dealer always gave out a little Information sheet about it with every purchase. Had like dosage levels, effects, what it actually was etc. shame the cunt was selling them for $25 a pop :/
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its all an illusion 8)
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I ordered from a European vendor and he actually copied and pasted my SR username on to the damn package.
Which vendor did that? Can you PM me his vendor name if you dont feel comfortable calling him out on the forums? Thats some pretty serious shit..
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I love this thread. It should stay at front of house.
Here is my addition of the day.
"Would not give it to my motherlaw, .250 did nothing. Garbage 5/5"
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5 of 5 nice to blend in with other skunk and has some taisty nug's in the batch too
(Ebook)
LMAO @ e-book.
I actually lol'd at that one... subbing :)
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5 of 5 Just as advertised...fast shipping...suburb stealth 5/5 2 days
Suburban stealth is so much better than big city stealth! ;D
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subbing :D funny shit
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Also subbed, love this thread ;D
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From SydneysFinest's meth:
"5 of 5 smoked one point from my 3.5grams... sat in the toilet raping my penis for 3 hrs and then cleaned the house and changed the insulation in my house 5 days"
Might have to give meth another go, seems like a productive drug..
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These aren't that bad honestly. Shows silkroad is self-regulating mostly normal to smart people come on here.
Benign everyday objects on craigslist bring much MUCH more weirdness.
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5 of 5 Very fast to list for me, i hope my dildo sells quick i want a new one
5 of 5 amazing come and buy my dirty underwear my mum gave me, i will masturbate in them so they smell sweet for you
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This weird and unusual feedback was left on one vendors page in the last seven days This is a pretty big problem with the feedback system. 90$ of orders do not arrive but almost everyone gives a 5/5 so they still have 96% positive feedback. :o
3 of 5 Never arrived in DOMESTIK! but 50% refund 9 hours item
5 of 5 never arrived, full reship refound.. im more than happy for this.. thnk you interways 15 hours item
5 of 5 Order didn't arrive, but got 50% refund even without tracking 1 day item
5 of 5 Received nothing, but got a 75% refund. Times are a little rough for me so not happy to lose 25% to nothing, but Interways is a very understanding guy and great to talk to! Great communication and an outstanding businessman. Still a 5/5 and I will still come back for your product! 2 days item
5 of 5 pack. never arrived - 10% refund 2 days item
4 of 5 shipment got lost domestically which is pretty weird but after resolution interways gave a 75% refund. 2 days item
5 of 5 100% Refund, never arrived. Not Interways fault, something most have come up with the postal service. Thank you for a prompt solution! You're the best. 2 days item
5 of 5 Nothing was received. 50/50 2 days item
2 of 5 Order never arrived, 50% refund. 3 days item
3 of 5 Only got 50 procent refund..Wanted 100. Seller fucked up big time for his customers... 3 days item
3 of 5 50% refund never arrived 3 days item
4 of 5 Order never arrived, 50% refund. 3 days item
1 of 5 order not arrived in germany...50% refund...that was the second time and the last time 3 days item
5 of 5 Nothing arrived but 100% refund. 3 days item
4 of 5 Sth. went obviously wrong during the shipment. But the seller seems to be a fine man and refunded me a part. 3 days item
5 of 5 Never received. Very disappointing to say the least considering I've had several successful transactions with him before. Seems like no one is getting their order if it was shipped on June 8th.
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=120068.msg1296406#msg1296406 4 days item
5 of 5 never came but 100 percent refund. thanks interways 4 days item
5 of 5 Still hasn't shown but 100% refund given. Will update if it shows later on 4 days item
5 of 5 Vendor gave me 100% refund. 4 days item
5 of 5 Vendor accepted 100 percent refund. Good vendor just didn't work out this time 4 days item
1 of 5 the pack didn't arrive. 4 days item
2 of 5 Nothing arrived. Gets one Point for telling me something :) 4 days item
5 of 5 order didn't arrive but seller quickly agreed on a 40% refound. awesome. 4 days item
1 of 5 No shippment, BAD ASS communication! 50% Refund only because of SR. NEVER AGAIN! 4 days item
1 of 5 MY FRIEND DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR DRUGS. 9/11 FED COP AL-QUAIDA BLACKLIST KILL BARACK OBAMA MENSA HIEQS 999 LSD 5 days item
1 of 5 MY FRIEND DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR DRUGS. 9/11 FED COP AL-QUAIDA BLACKLIST KILL BARACK OBAMA MENSA HIEQS 999 LSD 5 days item
1 of 5 MY FRIEND DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR DRUGS. 9/11 FED COP AL-QUAIDA BLACKLIST KILL BARACK OBAMA MENSA HIEQS 999 LSD 5 days item
5 of 5 order didn't arrive. 50% refund 5 days item
5 of 5 Never arrived. 50% refund 5 days item
5 of 5 Nothing arrived in 4 weeks. 50% refund even if it's not Interways policy... I highly preciate the way he works in here! Thank You! 5 days item
3 of 5 never arrived. Interways gave me 50% refund 5 days item
3 of 5 order never arrived. interways offered 50% refund, which isn't great, but acceptable. 5 days item
5 of 5 unfortunaly the packet never arrived me, but the communication with this vendor is awesome. The first Order came fast and exactly. We have find a solution, with we both can live. Thanks 5 days item
5 of 5 unfortunaly the packet never arrived me, but the communication with this vendor is awesome. The first Order came fast and exactly. We have find a solution, with we both can live. Thanks 5 days item
5 of 5 unfortunaly the packet never arrived me, but the communication with this vendor is awesome. The first Order came fast and exactly. We have find a solution, with we both can live. Thanks 5 days item
5 of 5 packet newer arrived but 50% refund. 5 days item
1 of 5 Order never received in the states. The vendor sent me 1 message assuring the package would come, it never did. Ended up receiving 100% refund in resolution. 5 days item
2 of 5 never received to USA, 50% refund 6 days item
5 of 5 lost shipment 6 days item
1 of 5 Order never arrived (domestic!!!). Got a tracking number which was never working. However got a 100% refund by SR staff. Obviously when you look at the forums, Interways is somehow only shipping to non-domestic... No involvement of Interways in resolution center.
Lucky me that i stayed in Escrow! 6 days item
1 of 5 Order never arrived (domestic!!!). Got a tracking number which was never working. However got a 100% refund by SR staff. Obviously when you look at the forums, Interways is somehow only shipping to non-domestic... No involvement of Interways in resolution center.
Lucky me that i stayed in Escrow! 6 days item
1 of 5 Order never arrived (domestic!!!). Got a tracking number which was never working. However got a 100% refund by SR staff. Obviously when you look at the forums, Interways is somehow only shipping to non-domestic... No involvement of Interways in resolution center.
Lucky me that i stayed in Escrow! 6 days item
3 of 5 order resolved by SR. first order not to make it out of over 15. no communication with seller during this process. 6 days item
1 of 5 Never arrived in domestic.
Regarding to other feedback it seems he doesn't send domestic orders.
Will update if order arrives. 6 days item
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Geezus Christ Jack.
And people are still ordering?
Can't help people help themselves sometimes.
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KILL BARACK OBAMA MENSA! :D
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:) Funny stuff!
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One I got recently that particularly erked me. Lol, makes me want be dishonest and lie and say my tabs are 200ug when I KNOW they are 100ug +/- 10 sigh, well I do put on my vendor page first timers should only take one tab.
3 of 5 Very strong LSD. Much stronger than anything I've gotten, or that my friends have gotten on Silk Road. It seemed like twice the strength that it was labeled, at least. So, be aware when you use it. 12 days
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So their happy but left a 3 anyway?
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Yeah, or maybe they are used to weak LSD, and prefer it? Not too sure.
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Gumtree Austrailia is hitting the top of the charts right now ladies and gentlemen.
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/7954b16fd2
'amazing come and buy my dirty underwear my mum gave me, i will masturbate in them so they smell sweet for you.'
'Very fast to list for me, i hope my dildo sells quick i want a new one '
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/b7496b54cd
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Gumtree Austrailia is hitting the top of the charts right now ladies and gentlemen.
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/7954b16fd2
'amazing come and buy my dirty underwear my mum gave me, i will masturbate in them so they smell sweet for you.'
'Very fast to list for me, i hope my dildo sells quick i want a new one '
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/b7496b54cd
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lol, pickles. Jack beat you to it last week (same page even)
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5 of 5 Very discreet packaging. Can't comment on strength but if rating stays at 5 take that as a good thing.
5 of 5 FE don't need the hash, final order yolo
(Potassium Cyanide)
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For a lottery listing...
5 of 5 boooooooring!
i tried to beat lady luck and she was like "fuck you!"
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Not from SR but from "underground market board 2.0"
This is a review from a thread for a guy selling sex slaves that had me howling.
"Customer Review:
* 1/5 Stars
Vendor does not ship stealth. Took 3 weeks to arrive and box had no air holes. Opened it up to find a dead piss covered transvestite and a bunch of rotting banana peels. Not cool man. I know products never come out looking like they did in the advertisement but GOD DAMN. Calls to the provided toll-free number were answered by some asshole in India I couldn't understand who told me it was my fault for not requesting insurance on the shipment and who eventually tricked me into buying 2 more slaves that I didn't even want. One of those packages arrived empty with a large whole in the side of the shit-stained box. The other was one again dead on arrival. With service this shoddy you ought to throw in a free shovel.
Customer would NOT recommend this service to a friend."
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I can think of one or two drugs to suggest to this guy.....
5/5 Note: My first time using MDPV. I can only compare IV MDPV to IV methylphenidate (Ritalin)
BUT MDPV is longer, stronger cheaper and smoother ;)So get on it!
Would I buy again? CERTAINLY.
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Not from SR but from "underground market board 2.0"
This is a review from a thread for a guy selling sex slaves that had me howling.
"Customer Review:
* 1/5 Stars
Vendor does not ship stealth. Took 3 weeks to arrive and box had no air holes. Opened it up to find a dead piss covered transvestite and a bunch of rotting banana peels. Not cool man. I know products never come out looking like they did in the advertisement but GOD DAMN. Calls to the provided toll-free number were answered by some asshole in India I couldn't understand who told me it was my fault for not requesting insurance on the shipment and who eventually tricked me into buying 2 more slaves that I didn't even want. One of those packages arrived empty with a large whole in the side of the shit-stained box. The other was one again dead on arrival. With service this shoddy you ought to throw in a free shovel.
Customer would NOT recommend this service to a friend."
my sides
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Haha.... This guy...
Off The Dope Spots page...
5 of 5 knock knock
what's drumming on my door?
Mr. Postman!
The tank was empty all through the night
the next day
to my delight,
stealthy, fat and not at all retarded this seller's gear got me nicely re-sharded
in the tweek pipe it went
heavenly aroma, sweet scent
so get a clue this tweek left no residue
seller, next time I'll take two! :)
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'FE because i got this shit already and its dank as hell.'
Also, saw one where someone put LE instead of FE, gave it a whole different meaning.
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I was going through ITALY's feedback and found this:
5 of 5 Refund due to lack of advertised stock. Update-sent 0.5g 'Thai white' to make up for previous issue. Tried a small amount, did absolutely nothing. Because I've had issues with this guy before, I ran it through an EZ testing kit. ZERO opiates detected. In Thai white heroin. I don't know what is in there, but after the brown I had from this guy which was SO cut, presumably with vit c as it didn't need any to cook up. You are selling things which people are injecting intravenously. Take some fucking responsibility. I've had enough of your shit 'drugs' and I don't want anything else to do with them. The rest of that white is going n the bin.
WHY DID YOU STILL GIVE HIM A 5/5????
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I was going through ITALY's feedback and found this:
5 of 5 Refund due to lack of advertised stock. Update-sent 0.5g 'Thai white' to make up for previous issue. Tried a small amount, did absolutely nothing. Because I've had issues with this guy before, I ran it through an EZ testing kit. ZERO opiates detected. In Thai white heroin. I don't know what is in there, but after the brown I had from this guy which was SO cut, presumably with vit c as it didn't need any to cook up. You are selling things which people are injecting intravenously. Take some fucking responsibility. I've had enough of your shit 'drugs' and I don't want anything else to do with them. The rest of that white is going n the bin.
WHY DID YOU STILL GIVE HIM A 5/5????
maybe he blackmails customers into leaving good feedback. maybe the blackmail only specified that it should be 5/5. buldog really has turned italy into silk roads nigeria...
out of interest does anyone know the protocol when you see this "Biggest Competition to Silk Road: atl antis 7k 37 cd lj .on ion/" spam in feedback? surely not report the vendor page..?
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I was going through ITALY's feedback and found this:
5 of 5 Refund due to lack of advertised stock. Update-sent 0.5g 'Thai white' to make up for previous issue. Tried a small amount, did absolutely nothing. Because I've had issues with this guy before, I ran it through an EZ testing kit. ZERO opiates detected. In Thai white heroin. I don't know what is in there, but after the brown I had from this guy which was SO cut, presumably with vit c as it didn't need any to cook up. You are selling things which people are injecting intravenously. Take some fucking responsibility. I've had enough of your shit 'drugs' and I don't want anything else to do with them. The rest of that white is going n the bin.
WHY DID YOU STILL GIVE HIM A 5/5????
maybe he blackmails customers into leaving good feedback. maybe the blackmail only specified that it should be 5/5. buldog really has turned italy into silk roads nigeria...
out of interest does anyone know the protocol when you see this "Biggest Competition to Silk Road: atlantis" spam in feedback? surely not report the vendor page..?
I've seen atlantis spam in feedback before.. hell DieselTherapy had this spammed in his feedback about a month or so ago. Might still be a few pages back IDK.. I just keep on trolling. No point in doing anything about it, we all know what atlantis is, but do we care? didn't think so.
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a lot of this feedback makes me wish more people used the forums for varying reasons
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(China White Heroin) - 5 of 5 - made me stick my dick in tha mashed potatoes.
Interesting feedback for heroin.. Must have been that good.
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(China White Heroin) - 5 of 5 - made me stick my dick in tha mashed potatoes.
Interesting feedback for heroin.. Must have been that good.
That sir, is a quality find.
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who'd have guessed this was feedback for meth, lol
5 of 5 Nice bit of ice- actually weighed .12g so an extra .02g which doesn't sound much, but to a "once in a blue moon" meth taker, it actually provided my first smoke (without even denting my 0.1g)which I must say, I could definitely feel that tiny bit.
Having said that, I smoked the rest in about 7 hours (because I am a greedy bastard with drugs, lol). Still feeling wired now 21 hours later with no sleep, even though I took 40mg of valium, smoked two bags of gear last night- had to have something to smooth out the edges (that's my excuse anyway- ymmv!)
Wrapping could do with a bit of tweaking to be honest. I know it's only domestic, but you never know if they might be running an audit or something with all this "weapons of mass destruction" hysteria and now Iran has created a super-race of minute dwarfs that are 1mm high and are mailing them out in the mail- DON"T FORGET- YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!
Jesus, that meth was stronger than I realised- I've been left with verbal diarrheah and weird fantastical delusions (or are they- just because you're paranoid doesn't mean to say you are not being followed or have a brain transplant- oh my god- where's my "Black'n'Decker.
Must point out to anybody that at this moment doubts my sanity- you may wel be correct in doing so, BUT, this review is for entertainment value only, BUT if you scored the 0.5g bag, the miniature Iranians in the mail well may be true!
Yep- nice bit of ice LOL
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who'd have guessed this was feedback for meth, lol
5 of 5 Nice bit of ice- actually weighed .12g so an extra .02g which doesn't sound much, but to a "once in a blue moon" meth taker, it actually provided my first smoke (without even denting my 0.1g)which I must say, I could definitely feel that tiny bit.
Having said that, I smoked the rest in about 7 hours (because I am a greedy bastard with drugs, lol). Still feeling wired now 21 hours later with no sleep, even though I took 40mg of valium, smoked two bags of gear last night- had to have something to smooth out the edges (that's my excuse anyway- ymmv!)
Wrapping could do with a bit of tweaking to be honest. I know it's only domestic, but you never know if they might be running an audit or something with all this "weapons of mass destruction" hysteria and now Iran has created a super-race of minute dwarfs that are 1mm high and are mailing them out in the mail- DON"T FORGET- YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!
Jesus, that meth was stronger than I realised- I've been left with verbal diarrheah and weird fantastical delusions (or are they- just because you're paranoid doesn't mean to say you are not being followed or have a brain transplant- oh my god- where's my "Black'n'Decker.
Must point out to anybody that at this moment doubts my sanity- you may wel be correct in doing so, BUT, this review is for entertainment value only, BUT if you scored the 0.5g bag, the miniature Iranians in the mail well may be true!
Yep- nice bit of ice LOL
Hahahaah that proper made me lol. +1 for the find
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who'd have guessed this was feedback for meth, lol
5 of 5 Nice bit of ice- actually weighed .12g so an extra .02g which doesn't sound much, but to a "once in a blue moon" meth taker, it actually provided my first smoke (without even denting my 0.1g)which I must say, I could definitely feel that tiny bit.
Having said that, I smoked the rest in about 7 hours (because I am a greedy bastard with drugs, lol). Still feeling wired now 21 hours later with no sleep, even though I took 40mg of valium, smoked two bags of gear last night- had to have something to smooth out the edges (that's my excuse anyway- ymmv!)
Wrapping could do with a bit of tweaking to be honest. I know it's only domestic, but you never know if they might be running an audit or something with all this "weapons of mass destruction" hysteria and now Iran has created a super-race of minute dwarfs that are 1mm high and are mailing them out in the mail- DON"T FORGET- YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!
Jesus, that meth was stronger than I realised- I've been left with verbal diarrheah and weird fantastical delusions (or are they- just because you're paranoid doesn't mean to say you are not being followed or have a brain transplant- oh my god- where's my "Black'n'Decker.
Must point out to anybody that at this moment doubts my sanity- you may wel be correct in doing so, BUT, this review is for entertainment value only, BUT if you scored the 0.5g bag, the miniature Iranians in the mail well may be true!
Yep- nice bit of ice LOL
+1 that is fkn gold!
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wtf!? That feedback left me :O
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From SydneysFinest's meth:
"5 of 5 smoked one point from my 3.5grams... sat in the toilet raping my penis for 3 hrs and then cleaned the house and changed the insulation in my house 5 days"
Might have to give meth another go, seems like a productive drug..
oh shit!!
I just took a huge pull on my pipe as i read that, and almost made smoke come out of my nose.....seriously funny.
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From SydneysFinest's meth:
"5 of 5 smoked one point from my 3.5grams... sat in the toilet raping my penis for 3 hrs and then cleaned the house and changed the insulation in my house 5 days"
Might have to give meth another go, seems like a productive drug..
oh shit!!
I just took a huge pull on my pipe as i read that, and almost made smoke come out of my nose.....seriously funny.
LMAO someone has this as their signature, I about pissed when I read it too. have you ever raped your penis for 3 hours? lmfao
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some feedback on nintendo e pills:
Shipping 5/5
Product Description 5/5
Rolling on the Beach 5/5
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some feedback on shrooms:
pretty decent, enjoyed 2 gs the first night, 2.5g the second.my bro and his friend were outside in the car blazing and i snuck out, hopped the fence, crawled across the yard and through the ditch, crawled back up thru the yard, and scared the shit outta them by jumping on the hood. All of this was accomplished in my boxers while on shrooms!good times. stealth was pretty good. def be back
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feedback on mortal kombat e pills:
Mooooorrrrttttaaaallll coooommmmmbbbbaatttt!!!
I sent the package to hell with a lu kang bicycle kick!
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Found this one in BoyMaster's feedback:
5 of 5 There's only one pink that's better than this... And that's pussy.
Came as quick as it usually takes me to come... And that's lightning fast.
Package was about as unnoticeable as my package is after a few lines.
Love ya mate!
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I came across this today. I didnt remember seeing it on here before, and even if you've seen it before, this is pretty legendary.
Someone put some serious thought into it.
1 of 5 FE when this vendor was still at a 90+ rating, now been waiting for more than a month and it hasn't arrived, also their have been no response to any of the several messages I've sent him asking about my order.. Like many other here on SR it seems like I have been scammed by this vendor by placing my order during a time when it seems like he has decided to end running a serious business, but instead keeping all the payments from FE without sending out any of the orders.. Hopefully he becomes a victim of the SR-karma just like some other scammers on SR have experienced, for example the former vendor who choose to use all scam-money and the profit he made from it, to book an exlusive holiday of wild safari in Africa, but after just a couple of days his safari-holiday took an abrupt end as he was ambushed by a huge group of wild animals of different species, who spent hours of finding all sorts of painful ways of raping him, in all kind of weird animal constellations that wildly penetrated all holes and openings of his body, before cooking him alive over open fire, then start feasting on his body while he was still alive and ultimately buried in a huge pile of animal excrements, while he was barely alive but still very conscious. He was miracleously saved and still alive despite spending several days buried deep inside this pile, taken into african hospital care of very poor standard and with no supply of painkiling medicaments, and he was for more than a month suffering extremely from the condition of blood poisoning, due to his body becoming internally contaminated after being inseminated with huge amounts of toxic animal excrements, until he finally became leprous and faced a very slow and painful death as his limbs gradually rottened and had to be amputated (without any painkilling medication) and eventually only the trunk of his body and head was all that was left, when his blood poisoning and leprous condition led to the developmenth of an internal growth of worms and parasites eating his internal organs one ofter another and literally ate him to death in a very slow and painful process, without any relief of pain due to the lack of painkilling medication...
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i received a poorly written, broken english pm from a vendor, offering to send me cocaine straight from Peru, since we are friends.....uh, ok.
Checking out his vendor page, its seems like he has a lot of friends.
5 of 5 Didnt arrive, but hope we can do alot of business. Your friend. 9 days
Once again, another dumb ass that leaves a 5/5 and doesnt even get the order.
There were 5 or 6 of these on this guys page.
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/d45414deec/
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Found this one in BoyMaster's feedback:
5 of 5 There's only one pink that's better than this... And that's pussy.
Came as quick as it usually takes me to come... And that's lightning fast.
Package was about as unnoticeable as my package is after a few lines.
Love ya mate!
Gold
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5 of 5 Very discreet packaging. Can't comment on strength but if rating stays at 5 take that as a good thing.
5 of 5 FE don't need the hash, final order yolo
(Potassium Cyanide)
scary
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5 of 5 vender didn't say what he was doing, technicly that is rape. still i 5 because i like it.
wtfuckingf??
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This thread is fucking hilarious. I am subbing and will keep an eye out for anything I can ever contribute.
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5 of 5 Fastest Vendor on the Net!
So fast it´s like Silk Roads own version of the Heavy Metal Sub-Genre "Grindcore" ;-)
am currently waiting for an order of this^^^ vendor so i hope he's right.
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5 of 5 Very discreet packaging. Can't comment on strength but if rating stays at 5 take that as a good thing.
5 of 5 FE don't need the hash, final order yolo
(Potassium Cyanide)
scary
I don't think cyanide should be sold here.
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5 of 5 Very discreet packaging. Can't comment on strength but if rating stays at 5 take that as a good thing.
5 of 5 FE don't need the hash, final order yolo
(Potassium Cyanide)
scary
I don't think cyanide should be sold here.
In that case, I guess we are lucky that the guys who decide what can and cannot be sold on SR have a better grasp on the substance than you(or at least, are motivated enough to type 2 words into google, and then click the first link they find)
There is a reason why its in the "precursors" and "pest control" sections, rather than the sections used for things that are meant to be ingested. For reference, this sentence uses exactly the same logic:
"Sulfuric acid, isn't that battery acid? I don't think they should let people sell amphetamine sulfate on SR, everyone will get sick from eating battery acid!"
NB: "Cyanide" is merely a term given to a compound with a cyano group, that being, a carbon molecule triple bonded to a nitrogen. The compound with the suffix "cyanide" which is generally(albeit only by people unwilling to do basic reading on it) thought to be a chemical weapon is hydrogen cyanide. This post may seem a tad harsh, but its frustrating how many times I see people verbally blacklisting something for completely illogical reasons. I have recently ordered some potassium cyanide, which I intend to use to synthesize 4-methylaminorex(hopefully.)
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5 of 5 Very discreet packaging. Can't comment on strength but if rating stays at 5 take that as a good thing.
5 of 5 FE don't need the hash, final order yolo
(Potassium Cyanide)
scary
I don't think cyanide should be sold here.
In that case, I guess we are lucky that the guys who decide what can and cannot be sold on SR have a better grasp on the substance than you(or at least, are motivated enough to type 2 words into google, and then click the first link they find)
There is a reason why its in the "precursors" section. For reference, this sentence uses exactly the same logic:
"Sulfuric acid, isn't that battery acid? I don't think they should let people sell amphetamine sulfate on SR, everyone will get sick from eating battery acid!"
NB: "Cyanide" is merely a term given to a compound with a cyano group, that being, a carbon molecule triple bonded to a nitrogen. The compound with the suffix "cyanide" which is generally(albeit only by people unwilling to do basic reading on it) thought to be a chemical weapon is hydrogen cyanide. This post may seem a tad harsh, but its frustrating how many times I see people verbally blacklisting something for completely illogical reasons. I have recently ordered some potassium cyanide, which I intend to use to synthesize 4-methylaminorex(hopefully.)
Well sir, +1 to you. I have a grasp on substances.
I was simply stating an opinion based on the feedback and seeing other members like tedrux talk about needing a loan to buy cyanide because he wanted to end his life. It is extremely saddening! I have a love for all life, not just my own.
I have done research on it, and I am aware that there are other uses for it.
However I have yet to see other members talk about it for the other uses.
Thank you for taking me to school a bit more though. ;)
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Yeah, after re-reading it a few hours later, I feel my post is even harsher(more harsh?) than I intended.
I know the thread you are talking about wherein the OP wants a loan to buy KCN, I was the last to post in it I think? I have little patience for pity-mongering attention seekers, as well as a lot of experience with people attempting to commit suicide(indirectly work related.)
If resources weren't stretched so thin from all the prissy bitches slashing themselves because they didn't get their favorite chocolate pudding, there would be far less successful suicides by people with real problems.
I guess my unintentionally aggressive response might be due to being annoyed by the subject matter in so many different ways :P
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Yeah, after re-reading it a few hours later, I feel my post is even harsher(more harsh?) than I intended.
I know the thread you are talking about wherein the OP wants a loan to buy KCN, I was the last to post in it I think? I have little patience for pity-mongering attention seekers, as well as a lot of experience with people attempting to commit suicide(indirectly work related.)
If resources weren't stretched so thin from all the prissy bitches slashing themselves because they didn't get their favorite chocolate pudding, there would be far less successful suicides by people with real problems.
I guess my unintentionally aggressive response might be due to being annoyed by the subject matter in so many different ways :P
Heh, it wasn't that bad! But yeah I feel ya. (sorry for the generic response, Like you I have to no patients today..) hehe
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just lol'd hard at this
@Ack…gag…vomit covered words(gulp) …must force down… order came this morning, I am a panicky little girl! Thanks@
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I wonder if many of those obviously undeserved 5/5s are from people who fear something like being placed on a blacklist.
Personally, I've been giving 5/5s for service and products that, according to the official guidelines, should only have received 4s or (in one or two cases) 3s. I suppose in my case that's been because I've read so many posts from vendors expressing anger over anything less than a perfect score and I don't like people feeling badly toward me without good reason.
Anyway, I'll be keeping an eye out for anything I see worthy of this thread :)
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tbh i never take too much notice of the scores for this very reason. i read through the feedback to get a better idea on the vendor and the product. i often notice people say that the product or service was less than perfect yet they still gave a 5/5. so it yes it happens all the time.