Y'all sound like the trailer park boys! Funny shit. I was at a dealers house once, buying hash oil. Sitting on the couch chatting when the cops started banging on the door. Its a raid! They couldn't get the door open after banging many times and shouting. . . my dealer was pacing back and forth with a few vials of oil in his hands. He was gagging while trying to swallow them and panicking... He whipped his pants down and started jamming the vials into his ass... He got them all in and them walked over to the door and opened it for the cops. They swarmed in with guns blazing and tackled him to the floor. We were sitting on the couch in amazement. we were just there to buy a little vial of oil. The cops questioned everyone and let us go. they couldn't find anything but papers. . . . I wonder if his asshole got chewed up from shoving those into there in such a hurry. . . hehe. . he looked scared. .. standing there with his pants around his ankles bent over, and vials of oil in his hands hahaahI never went back to that place again.