Maybe the press will come up with a cool name for me like, "The Postal Crapper" - like the guy that sent Anthrax in the mail and stuff. except I send shit.I don't care if they get my DNA it would be funner to use dog crap as well. Either way it would ruin someone's day at the customs office. Someone would refuse to keep working under those conditions. It would make them exhaust more funds and budget to keep opening those packages and inspect. Bankrupt the customs and postal offices. Make it unfeasible to search and xray each package.The near future, they will be x raying each package with automated x ray machines. yikes.