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Title: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: username100 on August 24, 2012, 12:45 am
According to this, there is no ambiguity, all administrators of Silk Road are female!

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/contract/1
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: jameslink2 on August 24, 2012, 12:51 am
No surprise there.

 Think about it "The princess bride" Is a chick flick.

Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: username100 on August 24, 2012, 12:53 am
That makes sense.
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: jameslink2 on August 24, 2012, 12:57 am
To be completely honest, I would not be surprised if Dread Pirate Roberts is a 45 year old school teacher in Watertown NY. lol

Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: gospodin on August 24, 2012, 01:01 am
thats what they want you to think ;D
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: Delta11 on August 24, 2012, 02:23 am
What if he really is a pirate? I think DPR got cursed with immortality and after hundreds of years of pirating he has finally come to the conclusion that he must use this curse to help mankind and bring on the revolution!


(this is why kids shouldn't be allowed to do drugs)
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: pine on August 24, 2012, 03:02 am
What! Didn't everybody already know this? Women are better at accessing and controlling risk factors than men :)

It is the DEA vs the Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.

DEA you might as well give up now lol :D
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: spacecase on August 24, 2012, 03:04 am
^ typical pine post to make people believe he's a chick. give it you pasty nerd, you're a guy. go have the sex change.
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: kryptoz on August 24, 2012, 03:05 am
What! Didn't everybody already know this? Women are better at accessing and controlling risk factors than men :)

It is the DEA vs the Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.

DEA you might as well give up now lol :D

But they also react to emotion too fast :P
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: midlandsmafia on August 24, 2012, 03:09 am
They most definitely are, I heard dpr is on maternity leave ?
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: JForce on August 24, 2012, 03:17 am
They most definitely are, I heard dpr is on maternity leave ?

Hahaha +1.
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: NorCalKing on August 24, 2012, 05:06 am
What! Didn't everybody already know this? Women are better at accessing and controlling risk factors than men :)

It is the DEA vs the Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.

DEA you might as well give up now lol :D

Pine, we all know your avatar is just to throw off the LEO's!  They ALL know girls aren't that smaat!  Lol!!!


NCK

Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: HowardRoarke on August 24, 2012, 07:06 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2y40U2LvKY

only thing ive seen of the princess bride, pretty epic though.
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: Limetless on August 24, 2012, 07:10 am
Haha yeah this is from the new idea I proposed to DPR and he's implemented. If you are in the vendor forum you'll have seen the thread on it. :)
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: dkmonk on August 24, 2012, 07:19 am
Switching out he for she is the new idea?
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: BlarghRawr on August 24, 2012, 07:20 am
Haha yeah this is the new idea I proposed to DPR and he's implemented. If you are in the vendor forum you'll have seen the thread on it. :)
Tell them to get the numbers on a hashed-system like user-ID numbers. Otherwise, someone can try to browse them all.
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: Limetless on August 24, 2012, 07:21 am
Switching out he for she is the new idea?

Nope, like I said if you are in the vendor forum you'll know what it's about. It's in the beta-stage at the moment. :)
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: strangemagic on August 24, 2012, 08:02 am
No surprise there.

 Think about it "The princess bride" Is a chick flick.

Is it anything to do with the character from Princess Bride?
I always thought he/she had taken his/her name from https://xkcd.com/345/
But in any case, that particular Roberts was female too.
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: psykhe on August 24, 2012, 08:08 am
They most definitely are, I heard dpr is on maternity leave ?

Bahaha. I'd +1 if I could!
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: UKMJ on August 24, 2012, 08:55 am
Limetless would you care to elucidate the situation for thise of us without vendor forum access?
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: Limetless on August 24, 2012, 09:01 am
Limetless would you care to elucidate the situation for thise of us without vendor forum access?

Well I could yeah, but where would be the fun in that?  ;)
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: kryptoz on August 24, 2012, 02:39 pm
Lim enjoys fucking with us regular members....>.>
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: Limetless on August 24, 2012, 02:50 pm
Lim enjoys fucking with us regular members....>.>

I surely do! What else have I gotta do on a Friday?  ::)
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: kryptoz on August 24, 2012, 04:11 pm
Lim enjoys fucking with us regular members....>.>

I surely do! What else have I gotta do on a Friday?  ::)

touche.....;)
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: Tunbear on August 24, 2012, 11:08 pm
Lim enjoys fucking with us regular members....>.>

I surely do! What else have I gotta do on a Friday?  ::)

This is surely the most depressing thing I have seen you type :P

Pretending to be female is a great psychological tool to use online whenever you're in a position of power - men will typically argue less and give less grief if they think it's a woman, especially nerds/socially awkward computer types (which, considering how much more of a standard computer user you need to be to get here means it's probably a large percentage of the userbase) because even online they can't interact properly with women.

About something years ago, fuck if I remember, I used to do tech support for warez servers, and because I was so young at the time I'd get a lot of grief, so when I got a new server one time I pretended to be a 17yo girl - I tell you what, not only did I get a lot less grief but whenever I fucked up I've never had so many messages offering solutions instead of calling for my head (they just called for head instead).
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: username100 on August 25, 2012, 06:26 pm
Poll added.
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: Delta11 on August 25, 2012, 10:41 pm
Limetless would you care to elucidate the situation for thise of us without vendor forum access?
Just to give you a sample of the private forum, DPR takes all out for ice cream on Sundays (I personally enjoy vanilla bean)
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: Limetless on August 25, 2012, 11:03 pm
Limetless would you care to elucidate the situation for thise of us without vendor forum access?
Just to give you a sample of the private forum, DPR takes all out for ice cream on Sundays (I personally enjoy vanilla bean)

I like Raspberry-Ripple and Butterscotch but then that's just because I'm an awkward fuck.  ::)
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: Shroomeister on August 25, 2012, 11:11 pm
...I wish I would have had the foresight to play the woman angle when I got here...hell all the money changers are even doing it.

Seen the latest one? "prettywoman".......wasn't pretty woman a hooker? So now you can even have a hooker convert your MP to BTC....just when I thought I saw it all.

@Limetless...you are not forgotten either kind sir, I just read you may be a tranny in that very same thread.  :-X



PS- maybe I AM a woman...playing a man. That would be some SRDS type shit (Silk Road Double Switcharoo)

 = Mind Blown.
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: Pupilsbrah on August 25, 2012, 11:36 pm
I think the really important questions here are: have their cycles synched up yet? and what week of the month is it? (everyone's personal safety is a milestone of SR after all)

Also, if everyone is going to be referred to as a "she", can ass kissers can now be symbolized with  :-*       ?   hahahaha
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: Delta11 on August 26, 2012, 12:50 am
Limetless would you care to elucidate the situation for thise of us without vendor forum access?
Just to give you a sample of the private forum, DPR takes all out for ice cream on Sundays (I personally enjoy vanilla bean)

I like Raspberry-Ripple and Butterscotch but then that's just because I'm an awkward fuck.  ::)
SWIM thinks that liking that flavor makes you a flaming homosexual  ;)





(yeah I used SWIM you guys mad?)
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: BlarghRawr on August 26, 2012, 12:58 am
Limetless would you care to elucidate the situation for thise of us without vendor forum access?
Just to give you a sample of the private forum, DPR takes all out for ice cream on Sundays (I personally enjoy vanilla bean)

I like Raspberry-Ripple and Butterscotch but then that's just because I'm an awkward fuck.  ::)
SWIM thinks that liking that flavor makes you a flaming homosexual  ;)





(yeah I used SWIM you guys mad?)
FIRST, you like vanilla bean... THEN you use "swim"? You fiend!
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: Shroomeister on August 26, 2012, 01:02 am
**NEWS FLASH**

My vagina is a woman!

 ;D
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: Delta11 on August 26, 2012, 02:20 am
Limetless would you care to elucidate the situation for thise of us without vendor forum access?
Just to give you a sample of the private forum, DPR takes all out for ice cream on Sundays (I personally enjoy vanilla bean)

I like Raspberry-Ripple and Butterscotch but then that's just because I'm an awkward fuck.  ::)
SWIM thinks that liking that flavor makes you a flaming homosexual  ;)





(yeah I used SWIM you guys mad?)
FIRST, you like vanilla bean... THEN you use "swim"? You fiend!
My magical pet turtle thinks you're a fiend!  :D
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: MotherOf2 on August 26, 2012, 02:33 am
As a new vender this thread, makes me LOL, does gender really matter on the internet, where anyone could be a dog? Oh and for future reference, rocky road is the way to go.
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: Christy Nugs on August 26, 2012, 03:50 am
i just love all u douchbags that say woman arent that smart!!!!!!!!!

keep goose stepping.
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: AfternoonDelight on August 26, 2012, 04:00 am
From now on everyone on SR is a woman.  Except for Limetless.
Just because I don't think he could handle being a pussy.
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: Holly on August 26, 2012, 04:00 am
Christy nugs was DPR all along.  fun's over, you guys were too easy.  couldn't keep it going without feeling bad though.  whatever, game's over, everyone go back to buying from the cornerfolk...
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: Shroomeister on August 26, 2012, 04:49 am
As a new vender this thread, makes me LOL, does gender really matter on the internet, where anyone could be a dog? Oh and for future reference, rocky road is the way to go.

Now. YOU are a woman, for real. I just can "feel" it, and I never doubted Ms. Nugs much either.
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: pine on August 26, 2012, 07:12 am
If there's some overwhelming advantage to having a female avatar, I must have missed it between all the misogynistic pine themed threads created and threatening/creepy PMs received. The only tangible advantage I can think of was gulling some people into learning PGP. I'd say the advantage of the latter was well and truly canceled out by the former. Pine doesn't tell you whether pine is a male or a female for extremely obvious reasons that ought to be well understood and appreciated by a forum of anonymous cyber criminals. I think I can tell you I am a mammal. Proud of belonging to the mammal kingdom, a friend to all the warm blooded furry animals I can think of. llamas, cats, otters, kangaroos and squirrels. I don't believe in a creator, but consider the platypus reasonable evidence for the argument on the other side. I mean that thing is very close to being too hilarious to be real. Hopefully, with either reincarnation or much more likely modern science's genetic engineering, pine will be able to come back and define oneself as a platypus. Now you know the truth. There's more interesting things to be than a female or a male. You could be a platypus.

/platypus pine :)
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: Shroomeister on August 26, 2012, 07:30 am
If there's some overwhelming advantage to having a female avatar, I must have missed it between all the misogynistic pine themed threads created and threatening/creepy PMs received. The only tangible advantage I can think of was gulling some people into learning PGP. I'd say the advantage of the latter was well and truly canceled out by the former. Pine doesn't tell you whether pine is a male or a female for extremely obvious reasons that ought to be well understood and appreciated by a forum of anonymous cyber criminals. I think I can tell you I am a mammal. Proud of belonging to the mammal kingdom, a friend to all the warm blooded furry animals I can think of. llamas, cats, otters, kangaroos and squirrels. I don't believe in a creator, but consider the platypus reasonable evidence for the argument on the other side. I mean that thing is very close to being too hilarious to be real. Hopefully, with either reincarnation or much more likely modern science's genetic engineering, pine will be able to come back and define oneself as a platypus. Now you know the truth. There's more interesting things to be than a female or a male. You could be a platypus.
/platypus pine :)

TL;DR

...but you are TOTALLY A GUY! ;)
Title: Re: Dread Pirate Roberts and Indica|Sativa are women!
Post by: sitamaja1 on August 26, 2012, 11:47 am
If there's some overwhelming advantage to having a female avatar, I must have missed it between all the misogynistic pine themed threads created and threatening/creepy PMs received. The only tangible advantage I can think of was gulling some people into learning PGP. I'd say the advantage of the latter was well and truly canceled out by the former. Pine doesn't tell you whether pine is a male or a female for extremely obvious reasons that ought to be well understood and appreciated by a forum of anonymous cyber criminals. I think I can tell you I am a mammal. Proud of belonging to the mammal kingdom, a friend to all the warm blooded furry animals I can think of. llamas, cats, otters, kangaroos and squirrels. I don't believe in a creator, but consider the platypus reasonable evidence for the argument on the other side. I mean that thing is very close to being too hilarious to be real. Hopefully, with either reincarnation or much more likely modern science's genetic engineering, pine will be able to come back and define oneself as a platypus. Now you know the truth. There's more interesting things to be than a female or a male. You could be a platypus.

/platypus pine :)

AHAHAHA I want to be a platypus now :X

But really, I read the whole thread and does not a single person know that "she" is used when a group needs to be addressed?(or an inanimate thing is addressed) Like: She's going to blow!( A bomb is just about to go off) It's just to avoid loopholes, or to save time/space :P "One" could be also used. :)

~~sitamaja