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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:00 pm
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Once upon a time
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there was a smegma turtle
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who lived under a bridge
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The smegma turtle liked
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to stretch out his neck.
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But he really liked
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to stretch his neck into holes.
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Sadly,
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he couldn't
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find any holes.
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So the smegma turtle was sad.
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His turtle friends
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told him about a hole
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that he could
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stretch his neck into
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over and over again
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in exchange for bitcoins.
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Sadly,
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the smegma turtle
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didn't know where
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to get any bitcoins.
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So he asked a wizard
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how he -the lowly smegma turtle
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could get some bitcoins.
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The wizard responded
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"Why do you need Bitcoins?"
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So the smegma turtle
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told the wizard
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about the special hole.
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The wizard said,
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"Show me where
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this hole is and
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I will give you
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a ten percent
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finders fee
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and I
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can use the hole."
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The smegma turtle
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was overjoyed.
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He took the wizard
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Oh boy. Someone has some free time tonight!
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Oh boy. Someone has some free time tonight!
Do you believe in the smegma turtle? If enough people don't believe in him he will die.
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The holes were PINK. His neck, well...
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He took the wizard
to where the river forks.
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Right on the fork was a nice wet hole.
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Rather than putting his head in the hole -the wizard
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lifted up his robe
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revealing a very small turtle head of his own.
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The wizard then put this strange appendage into the hole.
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His hips began gyrating
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and finally the old man shuttered. When he got up, he winked at the smegma turtle and said, "Now it's your turn -on me."
And the smegma turtle was the happiest little turtle ever.
The End.
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did he get his coins or wut!??!
/thumbs
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The smegma turtle asked the wizard for his finders fee but the wizard rebuffed him.
"I payed for your time in the hole. That counts as your Bitcoin fee."
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The smegma turtle asked the wizard for his finders fee but the wizard rebuffed him.
"I payed for your time in the hole. That counts as your Bitcoin fee."
pewpew.
lol.
/thumbs
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Well that's one way of hitting your 50...
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I hate Turtles
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I hate smegma
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Wizards, on the other hand...
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God speed smegma turtle.
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God speed smegma turtle.
LUL.. +1
/thumbs
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Whoever OP is he jacked the username of the scammer customer we all hate on and got my account banned and stole my avatar and made a negative. You can tell due to the jenkem reference.
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lol!
GOD SPEED SMEGMA TURTLE..
fuck the h8ers bruce.
/thumbs
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What I can't get my head around, is how the OP managed to string together such a lovely bit of creative writing but still end up with karma of negative 12 o_0
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What I can't get my head around, is how the OP managed to string together such a lovely bit of creative writing but still end up with karma of negative 12 o_0
My ex-wife and her friends are here.