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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:00 pm

Title: The Smegma Turtle
Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:00 pm
Once upon a time
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:02 pm
there was a smegma turtle
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:03 pm
who lived under a bridge
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:04 pm
The smegma turtle liked
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:05 pm
to stretch out his neck.
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:06 pm
But he really liked
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:06 pm
to stretch his neck into holes.
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:07 pm
Sadly,
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:07 pm
he couldn't
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:09 pm
find any holes.
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:10 pm
So the smegma turtle was sad.
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:11 pm
His turtle friends
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:12 pm
told him about a hole
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:13 pm
that he could
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:14 pm
stretch his neck into
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:15 pm
over and over again
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:15 pm
in exchange for bitcoins.
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:16 pm
Sadly,
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:17 pm
the smegma turtle
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:18 pm
didn't know where
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:19 pm
to get any bitcoins.
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:20 pm
So he asked a wizard
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:21 pm
how he -the lowly smegma turtle
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:23 pm
could get some bitcoins.
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:23 pm
The wizard responded
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:25 pm
"Why do you need Bitcoins?"
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:26 pm
So the smegma turtle
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:27 pm
told the wizard
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:28 pm
about the special hole.
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:29 pm
The wizard said,
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:31 pm
"Show me where
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:31 pm
this hole is and
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:33 pm
I will give you
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:34 pm
a ten percent
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:36 pm
finders fee
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:37 pm
and I
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:38 pm
can use the hole."
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:39 pm
The smegma turtle
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:39 pm
was overjoyed.
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:40 pm
He took the wizard
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Post by: MC Haberdasher on August 24, 2013, 09:42 pm
Oh boy.  Someone has some free time tonight!
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 09:44 pm
Oh boy.  Someone has some free time tonight!

Do you believe in the smegma turtle? If enough people don't believe in him he will die.
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Post by: rollbabyroll on August 24, 2013, 09:53 pm
The holes were PINK. His neck, well...
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 10:27 pm
He took the wizard

to where the river forks.
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 10:28 pm
Right on the fork was a nice wet hole.
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 10:29 pm
Rather than putting his head in the hole -the wizard
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 10:30 pm
lifted up his robe
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 10:31 pm
revealing a very small turtle head of his own.
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 10:33 pm
The wizard then put this strange appendage into the hole.
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 10:34 pm
His hips began gyrating
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 24, 2013, 10:36 pm
and finally the old man shuttered. When he got up, he winked at the smegma turtle and said, "Now it's your turn -on me."

And the smegma turtle was the happiest little turtle ever.

The End.
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Post by: THUMBSuP. on August 24, 2013, 10:40 pm
did he get his coins or wut!??!





/thumbs
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 25, 2013, 12:07 am
The smegma turtle asked the wizard for his finders fee but the wizard rebuffed him.

"I payed for your time in the hole. That counts as your Bitcoin fee."
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Post by: THUMBSuP. on August 25, 2013, 12:15 am
The smegma turtle asked the wizard for his finders fee but the wizard rebuffed him.

"I payed for your time in the hole. That counts as your Bitcoin fee."

pewpew.
lol.


/thumbs
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Post by: incubusdriver on August 25, 2013, 12:18 am
Well that's one way of hitting your 50...
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Post by: PissnNails on August 25, 2013, 12:56 am
I hate Turtles
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Post by: PissnNails on August 25, 2013, 12:57 am
I hate smegma
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Post by: PissnNails on August 25, 2013, 12:58 am
Wizards, on the other hand...
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Post by: BruceCampbell on August 25, 2013, 03:08 am
God speed smegma turtle.
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Post by: THUMBSuP. on August 25, 2013, 03:28 am
God speed smegma turtle.




LUL.. +1


/thumbs
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Post by: BruceCampbell on August 25, 2013, 04:09 am
Whoever OP is he jacked the username of the scammer customer we all hate on and got my account banned and stole my avatar and made a negative. You can tell due to the jenkem reference.
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Post by: THUMBSuP. on August 25, 2013, 04:11 am
lol!
GOD SPEED SMEGMA TURTLE..


fuck the h8ers bruce.



/thumbs
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Post by: incubusdriver on August 25, 2013, 06:07 pm
What I can't get my head around, is how the OP managed to string together such a lovely bit of creative writing but still end up with karma of negative 12 o_0
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Post by: i3lazdz on August 25, 2013, 06:58 pm
What I can't get my head around, is how the OP managed to string together such a lovely bit of creative writing but still end up with karma of negative 12 o_0

My ex-wife and her friends are here.