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Discussion => Silk Road discussion => Topic started by: Jesus123 on December 15, 2012, 01:24 am
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DRUGS ARE NOT THE SOLUTION TO YOUR PROMBLEMS!!!!!!!SAVE YOUR SOLES YOU HEAVENS OF THE PAST!!!!!YOUR A BUNCH OF SINNERS AND YOULL GET YOUR TIME!!!!!COME TO MY CHURCH OF JESUS AND HE WILL GET YOU HIGH NATURALLY!!!YOUVE BEEN WARNED DRUGS IS NOT THE ANSWER!!!!!
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DRUGS ARE NOT THE SOLUTION TO YOUR PROMBLEMS!!!!!!!SAVE YOUR SOLES YOU HEAVENS OF THE PAST!!!!!YOUR A BUNCH OF SINNERS AND YOULL GET YOUR TIME!!!!!COME TO MY CHURCH OF JESUS AND HE WILL GET YOU HIGH NATURALLY!!!YOUVE BEEN WARNED DRUGS IS NOT THE ANSWER!!!!!
Since Jesus is either drunk on his own blood or retarded, let me try to translate the above;
Drugs are the solution. To fix your problems, save your soul. Your Heaven will be gotten in time. You are a bunch of Saints. Come to my Church of Jesus, my Church of Rave, and you will get high naturally. You've been warned; Drugs are the answer. Jesus of Rave will set you free.
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STP THAT NONSENSE IM HERE TO HELP!!!!!!SURE I USED TO SNOR COKE MDMA SMACK CRACK AND HERION!!!!! ILLEARNED TAHT THE TRUE VALU IS TO GET HIGH EVERYDAY AN HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPMEMMMMMMMMMMM EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHELPMEEEEEEEEEEE
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I let my cobbler handle my soles.
And anyway, psychedelics are the sure route to true transpersonal reality, and that includes heaven if you want to call it that, and it includes Jesus if you want to call it that.
The white men goes to church and talks to Jesus. The indian goes into his teepee and talks with Jesus.
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Don't you realize you're wasting your time no one is going to play into your childish bullshit...
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Anyone else find it funny how the "drug abusers" can spell properly and the "clean christian" can't? Or how he supposedly used to "snor" Coke MDMA Smack Crack and Heroin? I'd figure if he can get coke&crack, he'd snort the coke and smoke the crack...MDMA I just don't know but, also, smack and heroin...same drug. Lol keep preaching you illiterate unintellectual.
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GOD IS GOING TO PUNISH YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!STOP THE ABUSE IM BEGGING YOU NO MORE REMORSE TO YOUR SOUL!!!!
IVE HELPED MANY COME TO THE LAND OF SANITY AND PURITY!!!!!YOU TO CAN BE AN ANGEL OF GOD AMENNNNNMNN!!!!
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IM HERE AS GOD I CAN HELP!!!!!IF YOU WANT TO STOP THOS EVILS BE AN ANGEL!!!!STOP THAT CRACK IT WILL BREAK YOUR BACK!!!HERION IS NOT THE KEY COME WIOTH ME AND YOU WILL SEEE!!!!!BE ALL YOU CAN BE AND HELP RESURACT THE PEOPLE OF THIS KINGDOM OF SHAME!!!!WHOS TO BLAME YOU FUCKIN PARENTS!!!!THEY WILL JOIN YOU AS WELL YOU DEVILS OF THE L;AND!!!!YOULL ALL SEE ME SOON!!!!!
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Which Jesus are you?
Are you the Renaissance white skinned long-haired Jesus,
or the actual Middle Eastern looking, curly haired olive skinned Jesus,
or the Baby Jesus,
or the Mormon Jesus, who was pretty fucked up. Mormon Jesus hung out in America with the Jews and fucked bitches and had wives and all kinds of shit. And the Indians a.k.a Israelites took peyote, so Jesus probably took peyote.
Jesus's blood is made of wine.
So. Jesus is a pretty chill motherfucker actually. Probably would bogart your blunt though.
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IM THE JESUS OF DRUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Why is it whenever the God squad chooses to preach on here they don't bother spell checking, leave the caps-lock on, and ramble so incoherently they're obviously on more drugs than any of us heathens could ever hope to ingest in one sitting? I didn't realize proper grammar and spelling was a sin.
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He can take his phony apology and ride off on his high horse with it. He's only apologizing because climbing up on the soapbox blew up in his face like a meth lab explosion.
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Which Jesus are you?
Are you the Renaissance white skinned long-haired Jesus,
or the actual Middle Eastern looking, curly haired olive skinned Jesus,
or the Baby Jesus,
or the Mormon Jesus, who was pretty fucked up. Mormon Jesus hung out in America with the Jews and fucked bitches and had wives and all kinds of shit. And the Indians a.k.a Israelites took peyote, so Jesus probably took peyote.
Jesus's blood is made of wine.
So. Jesus is a pretty chill motherfucker actually. Probably would bogart your blunt though.
Wait wait... so you mean Jesus was just the first guy to take a hyperspace-dose of peyote and find God? It all makes sense, now... All the Lucy-users and DMT-smokers and folks like that? You are all like Jesus. :D
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I let my cobbler handle my soles.
;D
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i call troll alert.
this clown is so ignorant of the ways he is supposedly professing - it's just comical
that is all;
Christy :P
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my "Sole" ???? so the bottom of my foot is gonna burn forever???
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I think Red Rama is right -- some idiot has wandered on in here high on narc.s or alcohol or just the smell of their own sh*t. Last time I checked, Jesus didn't use abusive language and neither did many churchgoers. (I've been away btw. Someone from BMR told me a crackpot was on SR and posted your thread.)
Stop wasting everybody's time here. You're not Jesus. You're not christian. You're not ANYbody. Don't come in here and spout off because you can't handle your own liquor. Or because you finally clocked Gears of War 3 and can't afford to buy your next computer game until Friday. And if you threaten us, you better hope to God we don't find where you live you juvenile little piece of sh*t because I'm not the kind of animal who puts up with it. Go home.
Piece out, drive safely, and don't forget to die. ;)
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1. I'm a pothead and an acid-junkie. Pretty beautiful drugs, both of 'em.
As a former pothead, I can tell you with no agenda that when you stop, you will find your short-term memory completely and utterly decimated, dessicated and defibrillated. I'm never touching it again just for that reason. Sometimes wish my parents/media/anti-drug people had not hyped up every other piece of bullshit so I may have believed that fact.
Bring on the acid though! ;D
(sorry, couldn't help myself. not the place to preach against drugs but I really want to warn anyone I meet that uses it.)
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I've been smoking since I was 16 and I'm 22 now. I used to do it a few times a week, mainly weekends. The last two years though I've been a daily smoker, and it's not unheard of for me to clear 4-6 bowls of top shelf a day when I have enough. Aside from detoxing for a new job and an occasional break that was always not my choice I've never bothered "quitting". My longest break from it was maybe 3-4 months. I honestly don't see much noticeable damage to my short-term memory. I'll gladly take the short-term memory difficulties if there are any, considering how many other areas of the brain/cognitive function benefit from it.
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Really! we are discussing brain damage and weed now...common guys...there have already been new studies that prove there is no brain damage caused nor any long term affects when you smoke weed other than possible lung complications.
Sure when you smoke a fatty and your all stoned... your not gonna remember shit...if you smoke a fatty before school or something important, your gonna zone the fuck out and not pay attention to shit.
Be responsible about smoking weed and you'll be just fine...
But fuck that, i stay high alllllllll day mothafuckas!
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DRUGS ARE NOT THE SOLUTION TO YOUR PROMBLEMS!!!!!!!SAVE YOUR SOLES YOU HEAVENS OF THE PAST!!!!!YOUR A BUNCH OF SINNERS AND YOULL GET YOUR TIME!!!!!COME TO MY CHURCH OF JESUS AND HE WILL GET YOU HIGH NATURALLY!!!YOUVE BEEN WARNED DRUGS IS NOT THE ANSWER!!!!!
hey Jesus, howzit? Could use some sunshine in my part of the world if you have a free minute. Thanks!
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LOL i see some of my favorite SRforum regulars on this bitch already!!!!
Dude Shut the FUCK up. Save your own soul and don't fucking worry about mine! I turned away a fuckin bible banger from my doorstep in the rain this morning. I stopped caring when I talked to some Christians who informed me that ALL who have not chosen Christianity go straight to hell. I know some Jews who are extraordinary people (for example). I wont follow a religion that condemns people for not believing every word of a book that was written 2000 years ago and mis-translated about 2000 different times. A book which contradicts it's own damn self for that matter. You fucking Christians have been the root of pretty much ALL wars so get the fuck out of my face and burn in hell!
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He's posted like 2-3 topics that all pretty much say the same thing. One is how he "used to" be a drug user. Clearly nobody here is buying into that but him.
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SAVE YOUR SOLES
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;D
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BA HAHAHAHAHAHA @ Ballz
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Jesus was way cool.
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1. I'm a pothead and an acid-junkie. Pretty beautiful drugs, both of 'em.
As a former pothead, I can tell you with no agenda that when you stop, you will find your short-term memory completely and utterly decimated, dessicated and defibrillated. I'm never touching it again just for that reason. Sometimes wish my parents/media/anti-drug people had not hyped up every other piece of bullshit so I may have believed that fact.
Out of town, haven't smoked for a week, my memory is just fine so far. I've got a pretty awesome brain in my head, man, I'm lucky like that.
pmsl. Not doubting it, just saying. pmsl. :)