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Market => Rumor mill => Topic started by: dontknowwhattodo on November 13, 2012, 02:39 am

Title: MTLJohn… What did you sell me?!?! Explain yourself!
Post by: dontknowwhattodo on November 13, 2012, 02:39 am
Okay guys, I'm new here, but what I am about to tell you I couldn't ever believe or make up if I tried… I don't expect anybody to believe me, but I'll try my best to explain how severe this situation is…

So about 10 days ago I ordered some of mtlohn's highly praised M39.

He seems like a good vendor, trying to bring fairer prices to SR, and I'm all for that and I think his free market idea is so cool!! fuck this vendor price fixing!!

He also seemed like a really really cool person, talking about the cars he owned and the watches he had, all the money he's bringing in, and I'm totally a fan of all his material possessions, he's really a leader and someone I would follow in real life! We exchanged a few messages and it seemed like I had found my go-to for great domestic M39.

So anyways, back to the point… When I got his package, it looked fine from the outside, what I was about to find on the inside would be a completely different story…

I proceeded to open the package and immediately noticed the smell of urine and hard boiled eggs… It smelled like a nursing home… I thought to myself, WTF, but knowing some amazing goodness would be inside was enough for me to open it further… I honestly thought some postman had majorly fucked with this package, but man, would I regret opening this…

Inside the mailer was a variety of piled up grocery bags.

To start off, there was fucking BARBECUE SAUCE smeared all over the first surrounding bag and all over the inside of the package. At this point I knew I was in for trouble, so I went to my kitchen and put on a pair of heavy duty latex gloves, you know, the kind you would scrub a toilet with…

I proceeded to open the rest of the merchandise, I could just not believe what was in this package. Inside of the next bag was a bunch of tissues/toilet paper stuck together all wrapped up in a ball that smelled like chlorine… I only imagined the worst (that he had used it to relieve himself) and rushed to my bathroom and flushed it down the toilet immediately… Since when the fuck is it professional vending policy to fuck me over this badly (a first time customer to him, this much!)

The next layers contents was no better, I proceeded to pull out from the bag what appeared to be dried animal feces and (i counted) 7 Centrum multi-vitamins. Then, underneath that buried deep in the next grocery bag was the vacuum sealed bag of M39 with a small piece of notebook paper that said "here's your bud, faggot, I rule all of SR! don't fuck with the best, or you die like the rest".

I honestly have NO IDEA what I did to deserve this, or if he thinks i'm someone else??? but it was only like my 6th transaction on SR and I have no idea what to do because the sites been down for days and I cannot contact support.

I never even ever thought I would have to create a name on the forum or talk here for security reasons, but I just don't know what to do… This is the weirdest thing that has EVER happened to me in my life and if I ever order from here again it won't be from this guy. What the fuck mtljohn, what the fuck….

I am so disappointed in the level of professionalism and outright disgusting behavior here!

In all fairness though, I must say, aside from the atrocities inside the package, the bud was damn good...
Title: Re: MTLJohn… What did you sell me?!?! Explain yourself!
Post by: MC Haberdasher on November 13, 2012, 02:42 am
Although this post was somewhat funny, and well thought out.

It's not helping anything.  Totally unnecessary.
Title: Re: MTLJohn… What did you sell me?!?! Explain yourself!
Post by: Limetless on November 13, 2012, 02:44 am
ROFL.
Title: Re: MTLJohn… What did you sell me?!?! Explain yourself!
Post by: fredflintstone on November 13, 2012, 02:44 am
Is this for real or are you just messing around ?
Title: Re: MTLJohn… What did you sell me?!?! Explain yourself!
Post by: rem0ved on November 13, 2012, 02:46 am
fuck, i loled
Title: Re: MTLJohn… What did you sell me?!?! Explain yourself!
Post by: lesseroftwoweevils on November 13, 2012, 02:48 am
Grahamgreene, you've got a way with words my friend.

On the .001% chance this isn't a troll, take a picture and upload it here. I'd.. like to see that.
Title: Re: MTLJohn… What did you sell me?!?! Explain yourself!
Post by: dontknowwhattodo on November 13, 2012, 02:57 am
I'm seriously not trolling and i'm really sorry to report this for anyone who has great dealings with this guy.. i don't want to fuck up anyone's business and I know the majority of people here would never believe me... I honestly think he thought i was someone else and set me up for sabotage under that assumption.

I'd really just like to talk to him and tell him my buyer account name and tell him I'M NOT who he thinks I am or might be. I know he'll make things right, he's the coolest vendor around on all of SR.

And fuck man... take a picture of the package? If you think I kept that thing in my house for more than 10 minutes you're absolutely dreaming.
Title: Re: MTLJohn… What did you sell me?!?! Explain yourself!
Post by: QC_M39_KING on November 13, 2012, 03:01 am
LMAO....hahhahahah...


you forgot to mention the dead fish I put inside to throw off the cop K9's


 ;)
Title: Re: MTLJohn… What did you sell me?!?! Explain yourself!
Post by: Limetless on November 13, 2012, 03:04 am
LMAO....hahhahahah...


you forgot to mention the dead fish I put inside to throw off the cop K9's


 ;)

Don't call your mothers vagina a dead fish John, just thing, she had to have your mug pass through that so she probably already spits on it every day already. Poor bitch.
Title: Re: MTLJohn… What did you sell me?!?! Explain yourself!
Post by: mnak on November 13, 2012, 03:16 am
Ridiculous story from new guy
vs
MTLJohn

I'm going to have to side with the ridiculous story after reading some of MTLJohn's posts recently.
Title: Re: MTLJohn… What did you sell me?!?! Explain yourself!
Post by: johnny5 on November 13, 2012, 03:36 am
MTLjohn you big cocksucker, you're at it again with insidious tactics ? seems you made quite a name for yourself here, not in a good way though.

lick my beanbag Sir ! ! ! !
Title: Re: MTLJohn… What did you sell me?!?! Explain yourself!
Post by: technopium on November 13, 2012, 03:59 am
Hahaha- that shit was funny dude.  Def post some pics of the letter at least.
Title: Re: MTLJohn… What did you sell me?!?! Explain yourself!
Post by: samcrow on November 13, 2012, 04:01 am
Thats nasty!

I think he should get a ban for this. Firstly, why does he have to mention SR in his package? If i would ever receive something of SR and it is stated inside or the vendors name or anything else, i would never order again and make sure the rep of the vendor will go the drain.

On the otherhand, maybe thats just his way of stealth and he does not know better. I mean you got your product in the end. But if it was for me, i'd thrown that parcel into the fire after seein shit stains or such.  :o He could at least warned you...

I think he should get some knowledge of Limetless how to handle customers and NOT to mention his name or the SR in his deliveries. Damn stupid that is.
The fact that he talks about his fancy cars and watches just shows you his IQ and his age. So if I were you Id just cross him off my sr vendor list, and tell him to f...himself :)


 :-*
Title: Re: MTLJohn… What did you sell me?!?! Explain yourself!
Post by: Limetless on November 13, 2012, 04:03 am
He also needs to admit that he is Jimmy Savile.
Title: Re: MTLJohn… What did you sell me?!?! Explain yourself!
Post by: fuckoffehbuddy on November 13, 2012, 04:10 am
that shit is funny as hell bro if it is true sucks but still funny
Title: Re: MTLJohn… What did you sell me?!?! Explain yourself!
Post by: brusselsprout on November 13, 2012, 04:16 am
Is it just me, or did he delete his review thread?

Shady.
Title: Re: MTLJohn… What did you sell me?!?! Explain yourself!
Post by: samcrow on November 13, 2012, 04:24 am
Is it just me, or did he delete his review thread?

Shady.


http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=39885.msg578003#msg578003
Title: Re: MTLJohn… What did you sell me?!?! Explain yourself!
Post by: MollyRingwald on November 13, 2012, 04:49 am
This story, in addition to Limitless sharing John's true identity, will help me sleep tonight.
Title: Re: MTLJohn… What did you sell me?!?! Explain yourself!
Post by: brusselsprout on November 13, 2012, 04:52 am
Odd, I'd posted in one of his threads but it's no longer showing up in my profile. It had more recent posts than the thread you linked. Maybe some were deleted.

 
Title: Re: MTLJohn… What did you sell me?!?! Explain yourself!
Post by: Oldtoker on November 13, 2012, 08:52 am
After having read some of MTLJohns posts, I have little doubt but that, the OP's story is true.