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Title: Best way to smuggle small amount of drugs on a plane?
Post by: isitclearyettoyou on August 24, 2012, 09:06 pm

Hi,

I want to travel state to state within the U.S. with an eight ball of cocaine. Given the body scanners and pat downs I'm thinking up my ass is probably the best way to get through security. I'm really worried about doing this safely though. Anybody have any suggestions? Are there products out there meant for body cavity smuggling?

Thanks.

isitclearyettoyou

Title: Re: Best way to smuggle small amount of drugs on a plane?
Post by: grahamgreene on August 25, 2012, 02:01 am

"Best way to smuggle small amount of drugs on a plane?"
Snakes. Coz err'body knows you don't fuck with no motherfuckin' snakes on no motherfuckin' plane.

In answer to your question though, the safest method (unless you can get hooked up locally from a trusted source) would be to mail it there - is this a possibility? You really don't want to be caught smuggling drugs over State lines, because you'll be open to charges of trafficking rather than simple possession - a charge which carries harsher sentences, and is viewed more seriously by those disgusting creatures we call 'judges'.

Title: Re: Best way to smuggle small amount of drugs on a plane?
Post by: Christy Nugs on August 25, 2012, 04:14 am

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is why i like this place so much.......

the fucking freaks - YEA!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Best way to smuggle small amount of drugs on a plane?
Post by: Snoopish on August 25, 2012, 06:37 am

I approve of every message in this thread.

And since the OP is probably reporter/LE: you should just eat...all of the drugs you wish to smuggle. Don't worry about protection.

 Carry the other drugs you do not eat in a carry on.

Win.

Good luck.

Title: Re: Best way to smuggle small amount of drugs on a plane?
Post by: MC Haberdasher on August 25, 2012, 07:28 pm

Take a train. bus or mail it if at all possible...

I got a gm of hydro from Toronto to the NE USA taped to the bottom of my foot.



That was pre- Sept 11th though.

Title: Re: Best way to smuggle small amount of drugs on a plane?
Post by: TheAbsurd on August 25, 2012, 10:12 pm

Look into getting a body pocket if you want to do this regularly. It's a simple operation.

Title: Re: Best way to smuggle small amount of drugs on a plane?
Post by: isitclearyettoyou on August 25, 2012, 11:03 pm

So I'm law enforcement or a reporter and I should get fisted as hard and as deep as possible. Good thing we all use this anonymous forum so we can get straight answers...

Title: Re: Best way to smuggle small amount of drugs on a plane?
Post by: Orinoko Flow on August 25, 2012, 11:17 pm

plug it ;D :o

Title: Re: Best way to smuggle small amount of drugs on a plane?
Post by: fartsinthewind on August 25, 2012, 11:47 pm

I've done it a handful of times. Very small amounts though. Like a few meth shards, x pills, etc. I've never kept them on my body though. Once I went through a scanner and they detected a gum wrapper in my pocket. Scared the shit out of me.

I bought a bottle of tylenol, and removed the padding on the inside of the lid, put my shit in there, then re-sealed it. Done deal.