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It's Saturday morning? Does anyone have anything special like we do in the U.K like the Full English or The Breakfast Bap?
Or are you just a bunch of pussies that eat muesli and deserve a kick in the balls?
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It's Saturday morning? Does anyone have anything special like we do in the U.K like the Full English or The Breakfast Bap?
Or are you just a bunch of pussies that eat muesli and deserve a kick in the balls?
Considering it's 2AM here and I'm on my 3rd pot of coffee since midnight, I'm thinking I'll make a few eggs with some french toast and bacon.
I have no idea what a Full English or a Breakfast Bap is.
Biscuits and gravy is sounding pretty fucking amazing right now.
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A fucking humdinger burger from brodies !
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Skipping breakfast tomorrow gotta get the house ready for a family bbq so I'll make up for that. What does a full breakfast include lim?
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Well its 3:30 Pm and i just woke up and had some pierogi http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierogi does that still count as breakfast.
And at least i provide links as to what the hell i am eating? What the fuck is biscuits and gravy? Something for your dog?
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This is a Full English Breakfast - https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSfKwHjhQafwpt9NRtPaE51LmDiRaVRqT3Wg0vP2viEoEwsKCnd
And a Breakfast Bap is pretty much all that in a giant bread roll. :)
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This is a Full English Breakfast - https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSfKwHjhQafwpt9NRtPaE51LmDiRaVRqT3Wg0vP2viEoEwsKCnd
And a Breakfast Bap is pretty much all that in a giant bread roll. :)
That actually looks amazing. Minus the onions and only if the beans have brown sugar in em.
What are those black things near the top of the plate?
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That's Black Puddin mate, I leave that out personally. And there is no onions, it's mushrooms.
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That's Black Puddin mate, I leave that out personally. And there is no onions, it's mushrooms.
That's what I meant. Although I hate both. I'm running on half a week of zero sleep and some coffee. A LOT of coffee.
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Holy fuck that's huge. and it looks amazing. *droool*
my breakfast is usually a mountain dew, a multi vitamin, and a few aleve.
ive really been thinking about forcing myself to eat breakfast more often. i just hate waking up.
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Yasee when you compare what we have to your pancakes and bacon with syrup half pudding-half sandwich concoction you can clearly see who wins. 8)
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Baby food and oatmeal for the baby and some milk.
Everyone else in the house can make what they want. I am not in a Martha fucking Stewart mood today. Maybe I will make some frozen cinnamon rolls , but that's it.
For me. Coca Cola, cigarettes, and obsessive walks to the mail box will keep me full. I need my meds and then I can start being fun again. I hate withdrawals.
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Well its off to the cafe for the full English for Red!
I have hash browns not chips, plus I want flat mushrooms, two fired toms and two fried eggs, bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, scrambled egg and three cups of coffee.
I love my breakfast.
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Well its off to the cafe for the full English for Red!
I have hash browns not chips, plus I want flat mushrooms, two fired toms and two fried eggs, bacon, sausage, black pudding, beans, scrambled egg and three cups of coffee.
I love my breakfast.
I miss out the chips and fried tomatoes and black pudding, otherwise ya golden.
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#4 dope every morning.... First thing.
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#4 dope every morning.... First thing.
Yeah....you really missed the point of this thread.
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I eat shreaded wheat with hot milk , cup of tea and a joint ;D Always have always will...
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#4 dope every morning.... First thing.
Yeah....you really missed the point of this thread.
:D
As for me, 3 boiled eggs on toasted wholemeal bread with a fuckload of mozzarella and tomato ketchup.
I slept through the entire day yesterday so I was fucking starving, had to make something pronto before I DIED! :P
And Lim, the Full Irish is where it's at. Just sayin'. ;)
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And Lim, the Full Irish is where it's at. Just sayin'. ;)
...get out.....
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Iv got left over prawn madras, special rice, bacon sandwich and a pot of tea to wash it down with then off to beach for lunch.
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...a cunt muffin of course!
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...get out.....
Sorry man but ya just gotta have the white pudding and toast.. I mean it really makes it. In the words of The Dude, "That white pudding really tied the plate together."
I'm pretty sure that's actually the only difference between the two, the toast/fried bread and the white pudding. Still though.. Makes all the difference! ;)
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All time fav of mine the ol Eggs Benedict always goes down a treat ;D
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Just received 10g of Blow from C63AMG so might supplement breakfast with that too.
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I'll leave the 10g's of blow to Lim, though today I'm going to indulge on something almost as bad.
Most days it's a protein smoothie (bunch of different berries/fruit/yogurt/etc) with enough nootropics to make your brain feel like a tesla coil (in a good way). Today, however it's a bunch of Jay's and McD's biscuit sandwich meal. I hate McD's in every way possible but I'm a sucker for their biscuit sands.
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It's Saturday morning? Does anyone have anything special like we do in the U.K like the Full English or The Breakfast Bap?
Or are you just a bunch of pussies that eat muesli and deserve a kick in the balls?
I had your mom for breakfast, it was a hefty meal :P :P
Nah, but what is a 'Breakfast Bap'?
Usually I just have 2 eggs, toast, bacon and a bowl of cereal if I want
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Nearly a full English mate, ain't got any mushrooms or black pud :(
Shit loads of bacon, coupla snags, poached egg, tinned toms, beans, hash brown, fried slice and a bit of toast. Breakfast of champions. :)
It's a ritual for me on Saturday - gots to have a cooked brekkie
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Pussy. :P
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Bacon, mushrooms, egg and toast 8) the breakfast of kings, no bullshit.
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26 posts in and nobody's said pussy??
sorry it was just too easy :P
Yeah, I said I ate lim's mom for breakfast, and it was a hefty meal at that :D
Don't ban me lim, I love your mom :P
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26 posts in and nobody's said pussy??
sorry it was just too easy :P
Mrs is at work - that's Sunday breakfast ;)
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26 posts in and nobody's said pussy??
sorry it was just too easy :P
Yeah, I said I ate lim's mom for breakfast, and it was a hefty meal at that :D
Don't ban me lim, I love your mom :P
Don't worry mate everyone loves my Mum, she's a Queen.
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Oatmeal
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Hey Lim.
Its fucking hot now. I still had a full english breakfast mate, hash browns included though lol.
If i am still hungry later i'll probably go and get a subway.
Been going there every day from work this week at lunch, cant seem to stop eating those steak and cheese sarnies, fucking yumm.
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Coffee and a joint
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<--- Same as always. I have chained myself with this moniker.
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Fresh fried green tomato from the garden with leftover bangers and mash.
What do i win?
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Hey there i am trying to grow my own veg this year.
So far i got lucky with onion albiet they turned out to be a bit fucking micro.
Im sick and tired of having to pay fucking taxes for stuff i can be getting myself for free, well, almost free.
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Cool story bro.
;)
In response, you need to feed your produce. I'm not going to go all nitrogen this and phosphorus that. Just start composting and use it to feed your plants. You'll be pleasantly surprised with the results.
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26 posts in and nobody's said pussy??
sorry it was just too easy :P
Scroll back a bit.....cunt muffin......CUNT MUFFIN.... :P
I guess that got lost in "intercontinental" translation lol...
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im in my kitchen right now cookin eggs with green/red peppers onions and english muffin with a side of a fat blunt 8)
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egg & cheese on an english muffin.
hey, what do they call english muffins in england? are they just muffins? if so, what do they call the sugary muffins that we have over here? I forgot to ask last time i was in the UK.
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Bacon, eggs and potatoes, all cooked in bacon fat of course.
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Lim, why are you such a pussy when it comes to certain drugs, but you're walking through coke like crazy?
And: Why do you buy your gear over the net and not IRL? I'd guess you have nice contacts?
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Lim, why are you such a pussy when it comes to certain drugs, but you're walking through coke like crazy?
And: Why do you buy your gear over the net and not IRL? I'd guess you have nice contacts?
Dude, that wasnt even the topic of conversation, wtf. Stop hitting on Lim for no reason for fuck sake.
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I ate a bowl of rice mixed with brown sugar.
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LOL.
Are you ethiopian ? :P I am always making jokes at work about the Polish, they eat cabbage like it was a fucking gold medals final!
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Mmmm. A full stack of pancakes slathered in syrup and a cold glass of milk. And a xanax. Mmmmhmm.
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Mmmm. A full stack of pancakes slathered in syrup and a cold glass of milk. And a xanax. Mmmmhmm.
Hey, i watch Man vs Food and im guessing you are american!!
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Mmmm. A full stack of pancakes slathered in syrup and a cold glass of milk. And a xanax. Mmmmhmm.
Hey, i watch Man vs Food and im guessing you are american!!
Lol, yep. Not very hard to guess, though. :P
Also, Pancakes are fucking amazing, so don't hate.
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Lim, why are you such a pussy when it comes to certain drugs, but you're walking through coke like crazy?
And: Why do you buy your gear over the net and not IRL? I'd guess you have nice contacts?
Because I don't enjoy psyches and I like Blow, Mandy, Meph, K and MDA. They make me happy, psychs are ok but they don't do it for me in the same way. You are basically asking why one person like tea with sugar and why another person likes it black with no sugar. It's all taste. :)
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I had a mothafuckin bacon omelette yo
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Is IHOP actually international?
If it is you guys should totally go there and try an omelette. Also the strawberry cheesecake pancakes. fuck yes. but i order them without the strawberries (guess that just makes them cheesecake pancakes).
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#4 dope every morning.... First thing.
Yeah....you really missed the point of this thread.
:D
As for me, 3 boiled eggs on toasted wholemeal bread with a fuckload of mozzarella and tomato ketchup.
I slept through the entire day yesterday so I was fucking starving, had to make something pronto before I DIED! :P
And Lim, the Full Irish is where it's at. Just sayin'. ;)
2 pints of whiskey and some frangex.... ?
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Is IHOP actually international?
If it is you guys should totally go there and try an omelette. Also the strawberry cheesecake pancakes. fuck yes. but i order them without the strawberries (guess that just makes them cheesecake pancakes).
IHOP Website looks ridiculously nice. ;D We don't have much like that in the UK, most people here like fried egg, sausages, mushrooms, bacon eggs etc for breakie, and the big chain restaurants serve low quality food, with shitty customer service as an added bonus. Spent a few months in Toronto last year and I got hooked on pancakes for breakfast (thought it was weird at first). Ate at a place called Nirvana in Kensington quite a lot, I also got hooked on sweet potato fries, nowhere in the UK sells them. :-\ I think America is the ultimate destination for food tho, really wanna visit sometime soon. Watching Man V Food only torments me further.
I'd love to know how Americans visiting the UK view our food and customer service. IMO its mostly shite unless you know where to go.
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Because I don't enjoy psyches and I like Blow, Mandy, Meph, K and MDA. They make me happy, psychs are ok but they don't do it for me in the same way. You are basically asking why one person like tea with sugar and why another person likes it black with no sugar. It's all taste. :)
I'll try this out gangsta style "fuckin A my nigga!"
+1
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:D
As for me, 3 boiled eggs on toasted wholemeal bread with a fuckload of mozzarella and tomato ketchup.
I slept through the entire day yesterday so I was fucking starving, had to make something pronto before I DIED! :P
And Lim, the Full Irish is where it's at. Just sayin'. ;)
2 pints of whiskey and some frangex.... ?
In my experience, the two should ALWAYS be mutually exclusive.. 'Kabooms' aren't fun when you trip over your own two feet in a whiskey induced stupor whilst trying to get out of the blast zone. :-\
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I believe tomorrow morning I shall make myself an omelette of 4 or 5 cage free fresh eggs with diced portabella and potato with some spinach leaves on top. Some grain-sprouted toast with almond butter and a big glass of unsweetened almond milk. 8) feels good man
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I'm gonna sear a porterhouse, with duck eggs sunny side up, loaded hash browns, and thick cut toast. Cheesy grits casserole would be nice, but i don't have time for that.
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I believe tomorrow morning I shall make myself an omelette of 4 or 5 cage free fresh eggs with diced portabella and potato with some spinach leaves on top. Some grain-sprouted toast with almond butter and a big glass of unsweetened almond milk. 8) feels good man
5 eggs??? jeeez dude, thats a little much, no?
and hey, can one of you limey british cunts answer my earlier question about "what do they call english muffins in england?" or do you guys not even know what an english muffin refers to?
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It's a muffin without a McDonald's sign on it served by a sweet old lady behind a counter instead of some fat bitch that looks at you with hate and says "Can I take your order please" with an uneducated voice. :)
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lol ^^ seeing as you asked so nicely :P
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It's a muffin without a McDonald's sign on it served by a sweet old lady behind a counter instead of some fat bitch that looks at you with hate and says "Can I take your order please" with an uneducated voice. :)
jeezus, your "muffins" have no sugar, but your "biscuits" do. what the fuck is going on over there? do you do something weird with birthday cake like putting curry powder in it or something? do you watch the radio and listen to TV? "roi'! oy do say guvna whoy don' we juz do eh uppuhsit whah 'em yanks do no ma'ah whah ih is."
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some muffins have sugar, like blueberry muffins and stuff like that, but the ones Lim's on about, the ones you call 'English Muffins' are a bit like crumpets.
pissed myself at that accent. you've been watching too much EastEnders mate. either that or that nobhead chimney sweep on Mary Poppins
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either that or that nobhead chimney sweep on Mary Poppins
WHO WASN'T EVEN FUCKING COCKNEY! Dick Van Dyke? More like Cunt On A Dyke.
And yes, we don't call them English Muffins here, it's called a Crumpet and it is certainly not a muffin. A muffin is a sweet doughy textured entity that you have as a treat or inject directly into your veins if you are a fat girl in Texas. A Crumpet however is a soft spongy thing that you have hot with butter on and/or some sort of spread (sweet or savoury) so it's a very versatile thing. It's also probably 30% responsible for building the British Empire along with Afternoon Tea and our Class-System and the Stiff-Upper-Lip. :)
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either that or that nobhead chimney sweep on Mary Poppins
WHO WASN'T EVEN FUCKING COCKNEY!
yeah i forgot to mention that
A Crumpet however is a soft spongy thing that you have hot with butter on
fuck yeah. just real slightly salted butter - the best!! has to be real butter though, none of that spreadable shite. well up for a crumpet now. being at work i'll have to make do with a mars bar from the vending machine >:( gonna get some on the way home though, got a right hankering for them now
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Yeah, should have had Oliver Read as him, would have had a bit of edge.
And yeah I'm more of a Bettolli man myself. Yano what is amazing? Butter and then peanut butter or marmite OR Philadelphia. Bangin.
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yeah marmites and philly's alright, not down with peanut butter though. i like peanuts, just only in peanut form.
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Now you have said that I'm just not sure we can be friends anymore Raouly.... :P
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pissed myself at that accent. you've been watching too much EastEnders mate. either that or that nobhead chimney sweep on Mary Poppins
ha ha! I have to admit that i'm an ignorant bastard when it comes to the different british sounding accents. you'd probably be even horrified to know that i went on some bus tour around ireland with 40 kids who I thought were all british until i found out they were actually a mix of australians and south africans. lol!
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Now you have said that I'm just not sure we can be friends anymore Raouly.... :P
sorry dude, but i can't lie about it - i have my anonymous rep to think of ;)
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Now you have said that I'm just not sure we can be friends anymore Raouly.... :P
sorry dude, but i can't lie about it - i have my anonymous rep to think of ;)
I understand, if it's a matter of anonymous pride then we can't bend to each others will. :P 8)
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I ate a shelf this morning.
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A sh-sh-sh-shell fish. A single shelled (single celled) fish.
Right now I am on ketamine.
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Oatmeal like usual lol
Oh, and I had a side of some meth.
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Oh, and I had a side of some meth.
Arent you talking about Crystal Meth??, fuck that shit!!
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I didn't actually eat it though.
To each his own my friend.
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I had my run of the mill breakfast wank, followed by some shreddies.
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I didn't actually eat it though.
To each his own my friend.
For someone with only 700+ posts your karma rating is awesome my friend!
I also agree with your point and decided to thank you for it! 8)
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a nice, fat, dank salad bowl ;)
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Breakfast is whatever is easiest/what I have time for. Last breakfast I just drank and ran out the door.
I miss the days of yore when I'd sit down and enjoy a nice, full meal to start my day.
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I tried a six inch Subway breakfast sandwich today and it was fucking EPIC!!!!!!! 8)
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Jello with fruit.
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I tried a six inch Subway breakfast sandwich today and it was fucking EPIC!!!!!!! 8)
Who doesn't enjoy waking up to AT LEAST six inches? Am I right?
....guys? ....anybody?
........fuck
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I really hope your female..............
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Couple of breakfast baps, I was feeling ridiculous.
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every time i read the word "baps" i think of big ol fat breasts. like FFF size
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every time i read the word "baps" i think of big ol fat breasts. like FFF size
Lol yes it's used interchangeably for those as well as bread rolls. :)
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every time i read the word "baps" i think of big ol fat breasts. like FFF size
Lol yes it's used interchangeably for those as well as bread rolls. :)
i think i must have learned that term from Score magazine, a UK based porn company that specializes in fat boobs
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every time i read the word "baps" i think of big ol fat breasts. like FFF size
Lol yes it's used interchangeably for those as well as bread rolls. :)
i think i must have learned that term from Score magazine, a UK based porn company that specializes in fat boobs
I'm not sure whether to say well done or roll my eyes. I shall let you know which later.
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every time i read the word "baps" i think of big ol fat breasts. like FFF size
Lol yes it's used interchangeably for those as well as bread rolls. :)
i think i must have learned that term from Score magazine, a UK based porn company that specializes in fat boobs
I'm not sure whether to say well done or roll my eyes. I shall let you know which later.
I tend to keep my eyes closed when my face is buried in a good set of baps.
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Jesus, see what happens when you think about baps.
I cant even copy and past fucking quotes properly. What went wrong??!