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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: TheGreenhouse on May 21, 2012, 01:25 am
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Hey guys! Just wanted to let you know that the Little Green Gnomes here at our friendly Greenhouse in a hidden location somewhere in California have decided to beat the Keebler Elves at their own game and sell our wonderful Cali Cannabis at great prices.
Few Things To Start (Cup of coffee?):
- Never, ever, ever finalize early, not a question, we don't need, it makes LG Gnome #1 feel a little queasy. Really, we won't ask.
- You placed an order we can't get to you within a week? It won't be fresh when it gets there? We'll cancel the order, refund you, and message you about preorder of our next batch, so it's fresh, and you get a great price!
- Stock? Small at the moment, but expanding. What we need to hear is what strands/strains you'd like available! We have contacts all throughout the extensive grow network in Cali, and all we need to know is what we should stock!
- Do we do samples? Well, usually not. We try to price everything so that samples shouldn't be required, however, if you'd like a mixed bag sampler, we'll certainly accommodate!
- You only sell half ounces and up? Well, yeah, prices are better for us in that range, then we pass on savings to you, corny as it sounds. We're not in this for the profit, actually... just in it to spread to love around a bit.
So, yeah... how's that fit the bill?
~ Little Green Gnome #1
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You may want to include your vendor page in your signature:
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/6378a37daf
Welcome!
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Hi TheGreenhouse,
As well as including your vendor page in your signature, you need to review the listing you have up at: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/f77b421cc2
"1/2 ounce (7.08-7.15 grams) Organic Outdoor" - most probably a typo, as I'm sure you're aware there are 14g in a half ounce. 7.08-7.15g would be a quarter ounce, and $174.46 would make a quarter ounce at that price incredibly expensive. :P
- grahamgreene
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In your Silk Road product title it says 1/2 Oz (7.5 Grams)
What does that mean?
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Your prices seem a bit off....$180 for a half of outdoor?
Seems a bit pricey. Have you perhaps made a mistake in your pricing?
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Anyone find the disclaimer on their seller page about having a medicinal card a little weird? 1.Silk road is obviously a black market for goods. 2.If they wanted to prove you had a card. You would have to trust the vendor with a photocopy of that card. 3.Isn't it still illegal to get weed in the mail even if you do have a medicinal card?
I love the gnome references though. Classic. :) Welcome to the silk road btw.
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Have you got any feedback? I think you should offer samples so we can get some reviews here so we can get an idea of the way you ship and quality of your products especially if they are gonna be pricey. Nobody will buy from a seller who has no reviews or feed back.
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Have you got any feedback? I think you should offer samples so we can get some reviews here so we can get an idea of the way you ship and quality of your products especially if they are gonna be pricey. Nobody will buy from a seller who has no reviews or feed back.
+1
Really samples are how you get your foot in the door.
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Hey guys, let's clear up some confusion.
1. Our listings are for 14.ish grams, always heavy as none of our gnomes trust our scales... what can I say, we're old fashioned?
2. Samples are a possibility for a small number of regular reviewers, as we can't afford to give out samples widespread right now. However, there is at least one reviewer that we're in contact with right now and would love to see what they say.
3. Our prices right now are set about 4% higher than we'd like them, only as we don't have much stock. I, and at least LG Gnome #2, want to take all of that 4% and turn it around to drop prices on the next batch. So expect lower prices very soon.
4. I won't be posting a PGP key yet, as the three of us gnomes need to sit down and make sure we're all using the same thing and won't have any issues receiving and responding to messages. Once it's been tested, we'll open the pipe (five by five?) and get everyone else the PGP keys.
Any other questions?
~ LG Gnome #1
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Also, it isn't illegal to send cannabis or related products through the mail. Good question though, thanks!
~ LG Gnome #1
EDIT: From, and to, states with legalized cannabis prescription programs, and only if the sender and recipient has a 'scrip or caregiver's license.
Sorry, wanted to clear that up.
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i dont understand the last post.
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Awesome greenhouse!
I'm a heavy personal smoker and I was impressed by a sample from another Californian vendor :).
As for strain selection I would suggest: Northern Lights, Pinnapple Kush (or any fruit flavored kush), and Chemdog!
Also going to pm in regards to sample so I can give the gnomes a proper vendor review :).
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Welcome to SR!
I love picturing little cannabis gnomes running around and working your operation lol.
Anyway - samples are a great way to start things off. If you do some preliminary research in the Good Cannabis Vendor Review thread you can find some really awesome reviewers.
Also, get that PGP key ASAP. I would never send my address to anyone without it, and I think that the majority of the SR community feels the same way.
Good luck!
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Hi,
PGP is here to protect both vendor and buyer. I would not order from any vendor without PGP in place. The Farmers Market was raided and many people arrested due to people being lazy and relying on hushmail instead of their own personal PGP.
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Hey guys, there's been a huge amount of sample orders.
All the gnomes wanted to lay down some guidelines: If you have a 20% or higher refund rate, we won't ship a sample to you. If the high refund rate is because of the person you were doing business with didn't provide a satisfactory product, message us. We'd rather ensure we know who we're dealing with than waste money.
Also, we just got in some excellent Sour Diesel to sample as well, and we'll be sending a few nugs out with our current stock...
Finally, we had three packages returned for no reason, but it seems to be postage. So, we'll take another crack at it. We should shipping out a batch of samples this week, so we'll let the orderees know.
~ LG Gnome #1
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OK, all the gnomes here are pretty bashful. We had some issues with internet connectivity this month, as well as a few other things going on, and the samples have been delayed.
However, we're back on track! Gnomes 1 and 2 sat down this weekend and went through all the messages and made sure we've gotten back to everyone. However, we're still trying to pick up the pieces, as we've had to replace a computer as well. If you placed an order, had some interest, and we dropped the ball, please contact us again, things should be running well now.
Again, hugely sorry from the Gnomes here. It's been a hell of a week.
~ LG Gnomes 1, 2, and 3