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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: HannahBanana on February 27, 2012, 01:22 pm

Title: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: HannahBanana on February 27, 2012, 01:22 pm
Hiiii guyyyysss! So I bought 5 vials of joots lsd off of farmers market with my tax return before school this previous year thinking I was going to sell them at school. Well I was wrong, I sold like 15 hits and me and my friends ate like 80 between us  :-[ I suck at this so I give up lolol Would anybody like to take these bad boys off my hands? I got the internship I was looking for and I just won't be able to enjoy my girl lucy anymore  :'( My boyfriend and I have also found a house we are soo excited for and we need every bit of extra cash we can get right now!! Lets work out a deal dudes let me know!  :-* :-* :-* :-* Of course escrow and you can eat as much as you want before you finalize yo! :-* :-* MUAH :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: Trinitron421 on February 27, 2012, 01:32 pm
Be careful, and use DCN. Otherwise you are going to have some twat claim you never shipped, and you eat the loss.
But really, what kind of prices were you looking at?
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: Raven1318 on February 27, 2012, 03:33 pm
Where are you shipping from?
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: cuba on February 27, 2012, 03:43 pm
prices,location and where you are willing to ship to may be helpful
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: KClear on February 27, 2012, 03:51 pm
If  you're selling stuff as a source of income and not just a way to cut costs a bit.  You should NEVER touch the product.  But depending on price amount etc.. I might be willing to buy
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: themessenger2 on February 27, 2012, 03:52 pm
$ per vial? How many hits in each vial?
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: 2xT4eB on February 27, 2012, 03:55 pm
I too, may be interested...more info please
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: lvlbrained on February 27, 2012, 04:02 pm
buying drugs off someone on the forum with no forum posts. you guys sure are smart. i hope someone has atleast verified this person over at farmers market.
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: Scot Walker on February 27, 2012, 04:29 pm
buying drugs off someone on the forum with no forum posts. you guys sure are smart. i hope someone has atleast verified this person over at farmers market.

She did say full escrow in her post, so I'm assuming she will be opening a sellers account.
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: nomad bloodbath on February 27, 2012, 04:37 pm
This isn't really allowed with out a vendor account.

:)
nomad bloodbath
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: johnwholesome on February 27, 2012, 06:30 pm
This isn't really allowed with out a vendor account.

:)
nomad bloodbath

Very true!.....but its really kinda cuddly cute though...innit?  ::)
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: onestopshop on February 27, 2012, 10:11 pm
ITT:

Moonbear's girlfriend.
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: anonsora on February 27, 2012, 10:16 pm
Too good to be true.
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: moonbear on February 27, 2012, 10:30 pm
Yes, this is my girlfriend from real life. I referred her here. She has great lsd!  ;) love ya babe
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: ianfleming on February 27, 2012, 10:33 pm
Quote
Yes, this is my girlfriend from real life. I referred her here. She has great lsd!  ;) love ya babe
Seriously hope your kidding.
Even if so, this is a great way to ruin someones reputation.
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: bigblack on February 27, 2012, 10:38 pm
there are...just so many things wrong with this thread.


the title, for one is not one that a serious vendor would make.

secondly, the post was just ridiculous. I dont know what to believe

i would say scam or just really sad attempt at selling lsd
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: ripechlk on February 28, 2012, 01:41 am
If heard talk of joot and TPFM but i have no clue what it is...
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: HannahBanana on February 28, 2012, 02:39 am
Yes, this is my girlfriend from real life. I referred her here. She has great lsd!  ;) love ya babe

Ew. No. And I really have not touched the vials at all guys. They've sat in my mini-fridge at my parents house since I left for school. I was kinda going through a faze were I thought I wanted to be a drug dealer hahahaha. But me and my friends suck at it and we ended up just "gettin high on my own supply"  ::) ::) :-* :-* :-* Ummmm and what else.. Oh! There's about 100 drops in each vial and I have 5 of them. It seems like there might actually be more than 100 in each, maybe 120-130? But I was told 100 when I purchased them. I paid around $3,485 for the 5 of them but from what I'm reading I may have been taken for a ride  :-[ Will I be able to get anything close to that for em guys? Ohhhh boyyy my boyfriends gunna kill me if I screwed this one up!  :-* ::) :-* ::) :-* Oh! And sorry I took so long to respond guys! We had a pageant in town today and the tanning salon I work at was packed! HOLY COW!  :-* :-* ::) ::) MUAH! :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: HannahBanana on February 28, 2012, 02:41 am
Oh! And yea if I can get these puppies sold I'll buy a vendors account from teh captain! And like the one d00d said, of course I'll use escrow with you boys :D

p.s.s. I live in the good ol u s of a. so they'll be domestic!  :-*MUAH! :-*
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: HannahBanana on February 28, 2012, 02:43 am
There's about 100 drops in each vial and I have 5 of them. It seems like there might actually be more than 100 in each, maybe 120-130? But I was told 100 when I purchased them.
Well now you've just fucked yourself, the vials were advertised at 200 drops and they ARE 200 drops so go kick rocks.

Ummmmm would you like pictures of them? There is definitely not 200 drops in these things. Like I said maybe 120-130 but definitely not 200 baby. :-*
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: MailMaxDev on February 28, 2012, 03:00 am
No one in their right mind is going to buy a vial off you. Sorry. Learn how to lay sheets and send a few samples out if you actually want to get them sold.
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: Holly on February 28, 2012, 03:29 am
Your boyfriend told me you were a DEA agent.  What now??????
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: wretched on February 28, 2012, 03:50 am
Just to chime in here. joot's vials were 200 drops, and if you bought 5 at one time, you didn't buy them at TFPM at that price...even if you used one of their high fee payment methods. but, to give you the benefit of the doubt, message me over there, and I will at least confirm whether you have access. my nym is the same there!
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: madestiny on February 28, 2012, 04:19 am
I have a joot vial... 200 drops for sure
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: johnwholesome on February 28, 2012, 06:04 am
aaaaaaaaawwwwwwww...... with the pageant in town!!!!!!...........and the tanning bed!!!!.................that's so ootsy cutesy.......I really want to buy one now cuz I iz an internet geekz and she is pageant pretty.....and that makes me want her to like me..... :)

Anyways, though, you work at a tanning salon, have no "drug dealing skills" yet you have roughly 3.5k for vials?

Interesting, just when I thought I've seen it all.

MUUUUUUUUUUUAH  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: envious on February 28, 2012, 06:45 am
Yes, this is my girlfriend from real life. I referred her here. She has great lsd!  ;) love ya babe

Ew. No. And I really have not touched the vials at all guys. They've sat in my mini-fridge at my parents house since I left for school. I was kinda going through a faze were I thought I wanted to be a drug dealer hahahaha. But me and my friends suck at it and we ended up just "gettin high on my own supply"  ::) ::) :-* :-* :-* Ummmm and what else.. Oh! There's about 100 drops in each vial and I have 5 of them. It seems like there might actually be more than 100 in each, maybe 120-130? But I was told 100 when I purchased them. I paid around $3,485 for the 5 of them but from what I'm reading I may have been taken for a ride  :-[ Will I be able to get anything close to that for em guys? Ohhhh boyyy my boyfriends gunna kill me if I screwed this one up!  :-* ::) :-* ::) :-* Oh! And sorry I took so long to respond guys! We had a pageant in town today and the tanning salon I work at was packed! HOLY COW!  :-* :-* ::) ::) MUAH! :-* :-* :-*

Too bad joots vials had 200 drops in them. Scam fail bitch!!!
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: HannahBanana on February 28, 2012, 07:12 am
aaaaaaaaawwwwwwww...... with the pageant in town!!!!!!...........and the tanning bed!!!!.................that's so ootsy cutesy.......I really want to buy one now cuz I iz an internet geekz and she is pageant pretty.....and that makes me want her to like me..... :)

Anyways, though, you work at a tanning salon, have no "drug dealing skills" yet you have roughly 3.5k for vials?

Interesting, just when I thought I've seen it all.

MUUUUUUUUUUUAH  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

Yea? That's not really that much mulah dude  :-*. My tax return was about $5,200. I bought myself a new mac for school and asked joot what the price of 500 hits would be. He quoted me $3500 at first but it came out to a little bit cheaper than that. I'm pretty sure I still got burnt though.  :-\ :-[ :-[ Anyways I received 3 vials each containing about 4.18ml in each for a total of 12.5ml. He told me there were 40 drops per/ml and it seemed about right, maybe a little more. Why are you dudes so jumpy over here? TFM was nothin like this as I remember. Hehe I said I would buy a vendors account so there is an escrow and that you can take as long as you want to give em a taste lol. I don't see the problem here officer :-* :-* :P ::) :P :P
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: friendlyoutlaw on February 28, 2012, 12:51 pm
Well, for one thing, in your first post you said you had 5 vials, and now you say 3. So yeah, scam attempt is over.
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: blockrockinbeats on February 28, 2012, 12:55 pm
I'm sorry to stereotype people, but I'm having a very hard time believing that the kind of girls who work in tanning salons would be into tripping, not to mention dealing!!
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: ExtraSheets on February 28, 2012, 01:00 pm
I'm sorry to stereotype people, but I'm having a very hard time believing that the kind of girls who work in tanning salons would be into tripping, not to mention dealing!!

This is what threw me off as well, not to mention the desperate attempts to appear as effeminate as possible (Who would act that way while trying to make a drug deal?)
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: Fuzzykitten on February 28, 2012, 02:39 pm
TFPM?? The Farmers Market????
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: friendlyoutlaw on February 28, 2012, 02:40 pm
Yeah, the "P"rivate section.
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: Holly on February 28, 2012, 02:47 pm
I just sent you my address.  Yes I do live in the white house.  Don't be alarmed.  ;D
Title: Re: Heyyy guyyyss I'm a failed drug dealer :( Joots lucy
Post by: nomad bloodbath on February 28, 2012, 02:53 pm
OK I've let this thread go on about long enough.

:)
nomad bloodbath