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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: moonbear on February 21, 2012, 05:54 pm
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I have not had a girlfriend in years. And she was a fat Cherokee who cheated on me. Today I decided to try me luck. I approached a girl, smiled, and said, "hi!". She made a creeped out glance my way, and picked up her pace. She looked behind her a couple times, and when she saw me, she went even faster. She must have ducked in a room when she turned the corner because I didn't see her after that. Odd.
What is wrong with me?!
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You are from USA and you are black, that's it.
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You are from USA and you are black, that's it.
Does my profile picture look like a black guy? No it looks like a handsome gentleman!
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You need to go buy at least 1 set of really nice, expensive-looking clothing and shoes. Wear them the next time you approach a girl, and this time don't say "Hi", say "Excuse me, you dropped something...... My jaw!". Then just flash a big wad of cash in front of her and offer her a ride in your limousine.
60% of the time, it works every time!
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You need to go buy at least 1 set of really nice, expensive-looking clothing and shoes. Wear them the next time you approach a girl, and this time don't say "Hi", say "Excuse me, you dropped something...... My jaw!". Then just flash a big wad of cash in front of her and offer her a ride in your limousine.
60% of the time, it works every time!
If I had big wads of cash I wouldn't have this problem in the first place!
Maybe I need a haircut.
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If I didn't know better I would think this was a troll.
But because you are moonbear I know it is not.
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Leave this platform. Make haste. Do not return, ever.
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If I had big wads of cash I wouldn't have this problem in the first place!
Well then there's your answer! Mo money means mo bitches, don't you know!
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I think its because you do too much jenkem. you could have poopy breath.
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dude
approach this very simply
write you number on a piece of paper
approach the girl and say with confidence, "hey! You're really beautiful.. If you were willing and available, I'd love to take you out somewhere fun. Call me or text me sometime" and give her your number
put the ball in their court.
Every time you do this, it will get easier.
Go pay for her to do something fun
You have too many expectations thinking that saying 'hi' to a single girl is going to get you in
Do you know how many times girls get hit on every day?
Make your approach unique, non threatening, even exciting.. Dress nicely, get yourself a fashionable haircut, and try to take some drukqs to boost your confidence. Bitches love confidence
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is moonbear a troll account?
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Maybe next time you should slip some foxy methoxy in her drink? 8)
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Shame you can't buy confidence and self respect.
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ask the girl if she wants to smoke some weed with you. then pull out the joint you stuck up your ass and hand it to her. works every time for me.
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dude
approach this very simply
write you number on a piece of paper
approach the girl and say with confidence, "hey! You're really beautiful.. If you were willing and available, I'd love to take you out somewhere fun. Call me or text me sometime" and give her your number
Make your approach unique, non threatening, even exciting.. Dress nicely, get yourself a fashionable haircut, and try to take some drukqs to boost your confidence. Bitches love confidence
This is good advice. Being a girl, I think it would be really cute for a guy to do that and the confidence definitely makes him more attractive. Other women might disagree, but I would also appreciate that he doesn't stick around and try to have a conversation with me, lol. Talking to strangers is awkward in person, plus it would make me want to know more about him.
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ok, so moon, where is your profile picture from?
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Maybe next time you should slip some foxy methoxy in her drink? 8)
uhhh, NO!
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:) I can't really believe this topic has been posted but since it has I can't resist replying.
I agree with PriscillaMarie90 that aciddeath's suggestion is probably the most sensible. I'm also a girl and would appreciate the confidence. But try not to do it in a creepy way. The way you describe essentially chasing that girl down the street indicates that perhaps you give off a little creeper vibe. Be chilled out, and have interesting things to say.
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ask the girl if she wants to smoke some weed with you. then pull out the joint you stuck up your ass and hand it to her. works every time for me.
I LOL'd!!!!
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:) I can't really believe this topic has been posted but since it has I can't resist replying.
I agree with PriscillaMarie90 that aciddeath's suggestion is probably the most sensible. I'm also a girl and would appreciate the confidence. But try not to do it in a creepy way. The way you describe essentially chasing that girl down the street indicates that perhaps you give off a little creeper vibe. Be chilled out, and have interesting things to say.
He never actually did that, Moonbear is a notorious joker/troll so you can usually safely ignore any of his stories
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Every time I see 'Unsupervised' and see the character Russ, I think of Moonbear.
~DigitalAlch
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It could be because you are a massive moron, or simply because your puerile behaviour is not what is attractive to most women. Either way, unless you change things, the old duck-tape-and-a-sack "suprise date" may be your only option.
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why dont you cut the guy some slack. im tired of you just trasing this kid, sure he is immature and says retarded shit all the time, but atleast he is here trying to learn. that and the fact he owes badboy money for the vending account, so all you people that are having a joke of time fucking with his feedback and money , you are only ripping off badboy97s money, and he is a cool fucking dude. moonbear have a sale and take care to package things very careful. i can give ya tips and use al lof that to settle your debts. you need to for sure pay your debts, or no one will ever let you down. then when you ahave him back you can sit down and then kinda of take a good look at wat all has happened these last few monts.
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ask the girl if she wants to smoke some weed with you. then pull out the joint you stuck up your ass and hand it to her. works every time for me.
Yep can confirm this works well. Plus over time, you learn to appreciate the rich chocolatey tones that are added to the smoke. 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Moonbear... if you ever think about leaving this place can you please post up your forum password for the community.
That way if any of us want to troll or act like a 12 year old we can just use your account.
Sound like a plan?
I will bite..
re girlfriend - Church group. Little ministers daughters love big bad boys like you son. They will do anything to rebel against daddy. Plus your mummy will be so proud of you and think you have turned away from your evil atm scamming ayahuasca snorting booty bumping ways.
Its a win win
now how about that password?
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Vicars' daughters are FILTHY as well, you will be doing plenty of booty bumping with them!
Slather your coke in hash oil and stick straight up her ass, guaranteed to have an amazing result.
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sounds like you have it sussed cache ;)
Pm me if you have any dirty stories about vicars' daughters.
thanks in advance :P
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It'll cost ya, 5BTC for each filthy story!
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Moonbear... if you ever think about leaving this place can you please post up your forum password for the community.
That way if any of us want to troll or act like a 12 year old we can just use your account.
Sound like a plan?
I will bite..
re girlfriend - Church group. Little ministers daughters love big bad boys like you son. They will do anything to rebel against daddy. Plus your mummy will be so proud of you and think you have turned away from your evil atm scamming ayahuasca snorting booty bumping ways.
Its a win win
now how about that password?
haha, what a fantastic idea! i'm trying to figure out what's going on with this kid. moonbear, take a little break and come back and don't talk so much.
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Nothing but the best!
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Moonbear... if you ever think about leaving this place can you please post up your forum password for the community.
That way if any of us want to troll or act like a 12 year old we can just use your account.
Sound like a plan?
I will bite..
re girlfriend - Church group. Little ministers daughters love big bad boys like you son. They will do anything to rebel against daddy. Plus your mummy will be so proud of you and think you have turned away from your evil atm scamming ayahuasca snorting booty bumping ways.
Its a win win
now how about that password?
I have not try it but pass could be...... moonbear LOL
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moonbear always makes me smile and sometimes laugh out loud.
stay gold, Ponyboy.
<3
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If I didn't know better I would think this was a troll.
But because you are moonbear I know it is not.
This ;D
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This is good advice. Being a girl, I think it would be really cute for a guy to do that and the confidence definitely makes him more attractive. Other women might disagree, but I would also appreciate that he doesn't stick around and try to have a conversation with me, lol. Talking to strangers is awkward in person, plus it would make me want to know more about him.
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Your a girl? Would you date me? We can just do drugs and talk on forums all day? Maybe we can even meet up in real life to fuck! Don't worry, if necessary I'll provide you with plenty of MDMA.
Do you think I'd be more likely to get a girlfriend if I slipped some molly in her drink?
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This is good advice. Being a girl, I think it would be really cute for a guy to do that and the confidence definitely makes him more attractive. Other women might disagree, but I would also appreciate that he doesn't stick around and try to have a conversation with me, lol. Talking to strangers is awkward in person, plus it would make me want to know more about him.
Your a girl? Would you date me? We can just do drugs and talk on forums all day? Maybe we can even meet up in real life to fuck! Don't worry, if necessary I'll provide you with plenty of MDMA.
Do you think I'd be more likely to get a girlfriend if I slipped some molly in her drink?
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damn you're one smooth motherfucker moonbear- dude just go to a strip club get a dance and pull out a bag of any drug- you'll get laid and they'll probably come back for more- not the loving relationship your looking for but its a start
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Maybe next time you should slip some foxy methoxy in her drink? 8)
MDAI works best IMO.