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Off Topic / Re: Thank you Sarge <3
« on: December 17, 2013, 08:27:32 pm »
ATTENTION:

DPR is withdrawing all funds from Silk Road right now

Seeing you come on the forums making posts like this underscores Sarge's decision as a good one.

Her intents were of course to bring attention to the tyranny of Sarge's processes. I honestly thought the sperm sample was a bit over the top, but hey I'm not shy. ;)

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Newbie Discussion / Re: A message from the captain dpr
« on: December 17, 2013, 06:44:25 pm »
Quite brilliant misinformation tactic actually. The first line obviously refers to Ross which can be taken one of two ways:

1. Ross was the second DPR, not the original one.
2. Ross was his second in command, meaning the title never passed.

This isn't the first time DPR has spoken in Danish either. He had a quote on his signature before the market opened in Danish that translated into something about licking honey and bees.

And then..."Moderators and a few freelance technicians receive payment for their services". I'm still waiting on payment, mate.

Neither of the two statements are correct.

I deeply apologize if I did not word that properly, but what may I ask was wrong with my grammar?

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Newbie Discussion / Re: A message from the captain dpr
« on: December 17, 2013, 06:24:41 pm »
Quite brilliant misinformation tactic actually. The first line obviously refers to Ross which can be taken one of two ways:

1. Ross was the second DPR, not the original one.
2. Ross was his second in command, meaning the title never passed.

This isn't the first time DPR has spoken in Danish either. He had a quote on his signature before the market opened in Danish that translated into something about licking honey and bees.

And then..."Moderators and a few freelance technicians receive payment for their services". I'm still waiting on payment, mate.

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Off Topic / Re: Dr Clu The Homosexual Doctor
« on: December 17, 2013, 12:34:31 am »
And BTW off all the shit you said the real insult is the fucking hairy dig...I'm fucking 16 stone with 12% body fat and smooth shaved OK

No fucking hairs in sight...just like your little virgin crotch.

Soooo you wanna maybe do something some time? ;)

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Haha... You know, its shit like this that makes me love this place.

Come for the libertarian revolution... stay for the trolls   8)

Haha +1

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Off Topic / Re: jews did ddos
« on: December 16, 2013, 09:52:21 pm »
Has Raoul Duke interviewed ihnZ yet? If not, why?

I got some really weird replies the last time I tried to interview trolls. It was somewhat unpleasant.

I saw that. It was a bit of a clusterfuck through no fault of yours. But you cant really except a civil conversation with troll figures.

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I like the gut of this bloke's jib. I will DBAN while running as fast as I can.

Thanks for the heads up, mate.

Onto something do you think Clu? should I be scared? DBAN AT THE READY! WRAP CAT IN TINFOIL AND RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

I never unwrapped the cat, thankfully. I could have sworn it I heard it beeping yesterday so the feline has been in the lead encased kitty panic room ever since. Think I need go ahead and DBAN the ferret? There is an app for that.

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I like the gut of this bloke's jib. I will DBAN while running as fast as I can.

Thanks for the heads up, mate.

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Off Topic / Re: Dr Clu The Homosexual Doctor
« on: December 16, 2013, 07:12:00 pm »
Synergy are you fucking around on me?  Dont make me get my gun

To be fucking around on you would imply that we are well, fucking and as you know my answer to your amorous advances has been a consistently resounding NO.

Sorry Wonka ::)
Trouble in paradise?

Syn decided to see other people. Wonka....I'm sorry mate but you need to back the fuck off. If you liked it, you should have put a ring on it. ;)

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Customer Support / Re: Please help me get a vendor account
« on: December 16, 2013, 08:34:10 am »
Accounts are $500 now? Uh. If you didn't get it back that would be high but it's just a bond so is no big deal in my opinion.

It's a bond as you said. Sarge posted details on it.

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Off Topic / Re: It's worth a read
« on: December 16, 2013, 08:13:16 am »
Pardon me?

Don't mind him, Chemmy...

**Goes back to tickling ChemCat with an assortment of feathers**

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Off Topic / Re: It's worth a read
« on: December 16, 2013, 07:25:11 am »
I feel like butting in here would only fan the flames of:

http://silkroad5v7dywlc.onion/index.php?topic=8899.0

But that's alright. I'm down for hugs, feathers, and tickling.

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D.STORM :) Personnellement, je vous remercie pour vos aimables paroles :) Votre anglais semble être de mieux en mieux, mon ami ;) Nous aimons tous et chacun d'entre vous, et le DPR et le personnel veux juste que vous soyez tous heureux et lutte vous ... comprendre? ;)


Étreintes 8)


Chemcat

Google came back with:

"I personally thank you for your kind words :) Your English seems to be getting better, my friend ;) We all love and all of you, and the DPR and the staff just want you all to be happy and fight you ... understand?"

Why do you want to fight the bloke, Chemmy?

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Off Topic / Re: It's worth a read
« on: December 16, 2013, 06:47:40 am »
Heh...

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Off Topic / Re: Dr Clu The Homosexual Doctor
« on: December 15, 2013, 11:33:02 pm »
I hope your patients know you are behind with the rent ( gay) because you can't exactly carry out a rectal examination without becoming aroused.

None of them are modified, if they were   I would claim the first two where rather than the last.

I'm not that kind of Doctor.

May I ask what your sudden interest in me is about?

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