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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: blahftw on May 11, 2012, 04:46 pm

Title: hahaha
Post by: blahftw on May 11, 2012, 04:46 pm
yep, only the fucking british are allowed to have humor threads here.  my joke thread about slander service was removed in less than a half hour, without a mod even asking if i was kidding.  what a bunch of jackasses this place has turned into.

ok, so, anybody want to go stripe (insert random douchebag that the rest of the clearnet is already making fun of here)

am i accepted now?  douchebags
Title: Re: hahaha
Post by: ravc on May 11, 2012, 05:29 pm
I hope these forums don't turn into a bunch of nazi germany mods deleting anything they don't agree with.

That would be very disappointing and not what this place stands for.
 
Title: Re: hahaha
Post by: Limetless on May 11, 2012, 06:02 pm
Where was your thread in the first place? If it was taken down it wasn't by me.
Title: Re: hahaha
Post by: blahftw on May 11, 2012, 06:59 pm
it was here, in off topic. 

was asking what people thought of starting a slander service.  since i keep getting neg karma, my goal is to reach 100 neg karma points in the next month.  that i would go make rude and obnoxious posts on whomever you pleases thread.  that i would make up to 3 nasty comments, and would not troll, as arguing isn't my thing.  and that i would ask a small tip of 2btc for my time.  it was a joke, spinning off another thread where debt collector was mocked as a cyber hitman. 

not a huge deal really, i just thought it was funny it disappeared with only 2 comments, about a half hour after it was posted.

you're ok limetless, not pointing fingers.  the british thing stands true though.  brits can have a rude sense of humor, and nobody says anything.  but if an american has an off sense of humor, god forbid that. 

Title: Re: hahaha
Post by: deadfuture on May 11, 2012, 07:05 pm
haha and here I thought someone paid you 2 BTC to slander limet, lol.
Title: Re: hahaha
Post by: Limetless on May 11, 2012, 07:06 pm
Shit the bed yeah I did see your thread earlier actually. Made me laugh lol.

Not sure why it was taken down. Weird.

And why thank you, I do my best. :P  And yeah it's true, we English have a sort of dark and out west sense of humour. I think we get away with it though because a lot of Americans just don't get it and are like "Yeahhhh.....ok thennnn....let's just agree and laugh". It's good to see Americans with off beat funny bones though. Means we're rubbing off on you. ;)

P.S...and by rubbing off on you, I mean that is the most homoerotic way possible... <<<< Look there is some more British humour!
Title: Re: hahaha
Post by: DigitalAlch on May 11, 2012, 07:13 pm
Wasn't me; I've been busy having a  bit of lunch. Didn't have a chance to see it, no reason to delete jokes. Maybe someone took it a bit serious?

~Digi
Title: Re: hahaha
Post by: squidShepherd on May 11, 2012, 07:23 pm
It was my doing. I missed the joke completely and took the thread seriously. I know my mistake is not undone, but I've restored the thread. Please excuse me my misunderstanding.

-sSh
Title: Re: hahaha
Post by: blahftw on May 11, 2012, 10:39 pm
It was my doing. I missed the joke completely and took the thread seriously. I know my mistake is not undone, but I've restored the thread. Please excuse me my misunderstanding.

-sSh

haha, it's cool.  was just having a bit of fun.  thanks for the apology though, that was mighty white of ya : D
Title: Re: hahaha
Post by: GreenGiant on May 11, 2012, 10:52 pm
I really liked your thread! Made me laugh so much! I was going to ask to test your service before i hired though! I wanted you to show us your slandering skills using yourself as the target.
Title: Re: hahaha
Post by: cerealbox on May 11, 2012, 10:55 pm
where's this joke thread of yours? i have a few jokes to spread.
Title: Re: hahaha
Post by: blahftw on May 11, 2012, 10:57 pm
where's this joke thread of yours? i have a few jokes to spread.

its here in off topic, called "slander service"
Title: Re: hahaha
Post by: ProudCannabian on May 11, 2012, 11:17 pm
As a Canadian we have the benefit of being neighbors with the US, while retaining some of our commonwealth status.  I like to think our sense of humour is somewhat inbetween.

Now fetch me a shrubbery.
Title: Re: hahaha
Post by: Limetless on May 11, 2012, 11:22 pm
As a Canadian we have the benefit of being neighbors with the US, while retaining some of our commonwealth status.  I like to think our sense of humour is somewhat inbetween.

Now fetch me a shrubbery.

Haha lol at pulling out the Monty Python. :P
Title: Re: hahaha
Post by: blahftw on May 11, 2012, 11:30 pm
I really liked your thread! Made me laugh so much! I was going to ask to test your service before i hired though! I wanted you to show us your slandering skills using yourself as the target.

oh, i'm a piece of shit, i hear it a lot.  i'm an honest piece of shit though.  never scammed anyone, and always there for a friend.  other than that, i pretty well hate mankind as a whole, for wasting our potential chasing after shiney rocks and invisible men in the sky.  but yeah, most of my outlook is in good fun.  as far as testing skills, you can't slander everyone the same.  it's the same as trolling, you have to study the target, and find their buttons.  but, you stop after a couple posts, where trolls go on forever.
Title: Re: hahaha
Post by: ArmTrax on May 12, 2012, 02:43 am
If I recall my torts class correctly....

Slander: A spoken statement whereby the speaker utters a statement,  which he knows to be untrue, or has reason to believe it to be untrue, and the other person is harmed by the statement. The truth of the statement is an absolute defense to liability.

Having said that, the only way you can harm someone on SR is to say they are a scammer. Therefore, unless you start throwing the scammer label around, it will be hard to slander anyone on the silk road forums.

Title: Re: hahaha
Post by: Limetless on May 12, 2012, 02:48 am
So saying Mister Dank is a donkey raping shit eater isn't slander then? Because I believe this to be true.
Title: Re: hahaha
Post by: blahftw on May 12, 2012, 02:52 am
So saying Mister Dank is a donkey raping shit eater isn't slander then? Because I believe this to be true.

hahaha.  that's not slander, that' salamander.  not quite snake in the grassish, but cold blooded reptilian anyway. 

me gusta.
Title: Re: hahaha
Post by: ArmTrax on May 12, 2012, 02:55 am
So saying Mister Dank is a donkey raping shit eater isn't slander then? Because I believe this to be true.

No, at least not in the states, unless Mister Dank can prove he lost sales because folks didn't want to buy from someone who would fornicate with a donkey against its will.

Also, one could argue that the "public person" exception could apply here, because since SR is a community, any vendor (such as Mister Dank) has voluntarily stepped into the public spotlight of this community.
Title: Re: hahaha
Post by: Limetless on May 12, 2012, 02:59 am
So saying Mister Dank is a donkey raping shit eater isn't slander then? Because I believe this to be true.

hahaha.  that's not slander, that' salamander.  not quite snake in the grassish, but cold blooded reptilian anyway. 

me gusta.

Haha soy la puta madre! ;)

And good to know ArmTrax. I think it may even increase his sales because I for one would definitely like to be able to say that I bought some ganja from someone who munched off something until it neighed. In fact I'd like a certificate to prove it, like when you go to NASA and say you went in the simulator.
Title: Re: hahaha
Post by: ArmTrax on May 12, 2012, 03:05 am
I think it would easily increase his sales. I mean, if I thought someone was stoned enough to fuck a goat, I would want to try that shit out. And try some of his weed too.