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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: moonbear on March 07, 2012, 11:49 pm
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Once when I was 14. I walked into mcdonalds high and walked up to a black guy working inside. He said can I take your order? I tried to order but was too high. He said are you okay? Soon this got the attention of other employees. No one else was there because it was around midnight. I finally said, "I'll take a mcdouble nigga". I thought I sounded cool. He jumped over the counter and put me in a choke hold. I couldn't breathe and soon the other employees grabbed him off of me. We all agreed not to get LEO involved. I ate a bunch of food and fell asleep in the corner. When closing came they literally kicked me out because I was too messed up to leave myself. I stumbled over to a park and slept on the grass, then told my mom I stayed the nigt at a friends house.
I was once in juvi and they would take the shackles off you after court by having you go on your knees in a chair while they crouched down and unlocked them. I blasted a warm, smelly, sightly wet fart into the gaurds face. I was lucky enough to have the biggest asshole gaurd unlock my shackles. He was pissed and stuck me in isolation for a day. I hated him because he made fun of a smaller kid who cried for his mom. Even the other kids left him alone because he was just too young for juvi. They had to drag him out of the visiting room once when his mom came to visit and he wouldn't leave. The gaurd was always like, "Gonna cry?" and sometimes he made the kid go up in tears. It was totally worth farting in his face.
Another time in juvi someone pooped on the floor. To this day I don't know how it got there. The gaurds cleaned it up and a couple kids thought I did it. They started making fun of me and I said fuck you. Then they beat me up.
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....... Cool story, Hansel!
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* Retarded shit you wish you had done in real life.
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* Retarded shit you wish you had done in real life.
+1 I've been reading moonbear shit all day and it's starting to piss me off.
-euler
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why do things that piss you off
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* Retarded shit you wish you had done in real life.
+1 I've been reading moonbear shit all day and it's starting to piss me off.
-euler
dont like it dont read it bitch
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* Retarded shit you wish you had done in real life.
+1 I've been reading moonbear shit all day and it's starting to piss me off.
-euler
dont like it dont read it bitch
k.
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Moonbear, change your photo back.. i liked the old one better.
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Moonbear, change your photo back.. i liked the old one better.
it represented him quite well
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Moonbear, change your photo back.. i liked the old one better.
it represented him quite well
Lol, I was seriously thinking the same thing. That shit was just perfect haha.
why the fuck would you call a random black guy nigguh? That's just stupid as fuck
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Moonbear, change your photo back.. i liked the old one better.
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moonbear epitomizes my fear of having children. I'm not sure if it's genetics, upbringing, or just bad luck, but I cannot justify the risk -- however small -- of having a kid that turns out like this muppet.
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Moonbear, change your photo back.. i liked the old one better.
it represented him quite well
Lol, I was seriously thinking the same thing. That shit was just perfect haha.
I miss it to, and I've come to enjoy reading his posts. :P
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+1 for moonbear's old photo!! :P
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I'll change it back later today.
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* Retarded shit you wish you had done in real life.
+1 I've been reading moonbear shit all day and it's starting to piss me off.
-euler
dont like it dont read it bitch
nah. I think I'll still read it.
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* Retarded shit you wish you had done in real life.
+1 I've been reading moonbear shit all day and it's starting to piss me off.
-euler
dont like it dont read it bitch
nah. I think I'll still read it.
*fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap*
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How much disk space does a thread like this use? Maybe 500 bytes per post, then 20 to 50 posts before people move on. 10k to 25k bytes average is my guess. So (check my math) a 1TB disk could store from 40 to 100 million threads like 'Retarded shit I've done in real life'.
My question is, why are these threads censored, blocked, harassed or tampered with in any way? In a community of liberals, anarchists and pirates how does that make sense? If it isn't mislabeled why interfere with artistic exploration, humor, banter, whimsy, play and fun? This bully-boy moderator behavior seems to parallel the state oppression that SR claims to be resisting.
How ironic.
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How much disk space does a thread like this use? Maybe 500 bytes per post, then 20 to 50 posts before people move on. 10k to 25k bytes average is my guess. So (check my math) a 1TB disk could store from 40 to 100 million threads like 'Retarded shit I've done in real life'.
My question is, why are these threads censored, blocked, harassed or tampered with in any way? In a community of liberals, anarchists and pirates how does that make sense? If it isn't mislabeled why interfere with artistic exploration, humor, banter, whimsy, play and fun? This bully-boy moderator behavior seems to parallel the state oppression that SR claims to be resisting.
How ironic.
if the moderators don't get to flex nutts and shove people around then they're just janitors. what fun is that? come'on give the monkey a banana.
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moonbear epitomizes my fear of having children. I'm not sure if it's genetics, upbringing, or just bad luck, but I cannot justify the risk -- however small -- of having a kid that turns out like this muppet.
There's always chain beatings, MDMA therapy and some good old-fashioned week-long time-out in a room lined with fetuses floating in formaldehyde, which people tell me are efficient techniques for raising a child.
Me, I just allowed my kids to do all the stupid shit they wanted when they were little, and a few broken limbs later they learned to listen to daddy when he says that you're not Spiderman just because that ugly bug stung you. 8)
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if the moderators don't get to flex nutts and shove people around then they're just janitors. what fun is that? come'on give the monkey a banana.
I will be the new moderator and EVERYTHING will be in moderation, according to MY preferences of course. (How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!) The first to be dealt with are the trolls. (Are there any queers in the audience tonight? Get 'em up against the wall!) Next will be the commies. (That one in the spotlight, he don't look right! Get him up against the wall!) Then of course all of those damned Nordic types. (And that one looks Jewish... and that one's a coon! Who let all this riff raff into the room?) The final solution in my plan for a perfect community will be to get rid of all of those stinking junkies. (That one's smoking a joint! And that one's got spots! If I had my way, I'd have all of you shot!)
So vote for me as the new moderator :)
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Her Majesty's Moderators have good and just reasons for locking threads. Take a look at this:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=14447.msg144735#msg144735
They were talking in Burgess-speak for God's sake!
God save the Queen
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in the mcdonalds episode, what were you on that had you so fucked up?
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They were talking in Burgess-speak for God's sake!
First off it's called Nadsat, and secondly, SO WHAT. This is a forum for like minded people, some of which are constantly high, to communicate but to also have fun and be together. I see nothing wrong with a short deviation and playing around.
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They were talking in Burgess-speak for God's sake!
First off it's called Nadsat, and secondly, SO WHAT. This is a forum for like minded people, some of which are constantly high, to communicate but to also have fun and be together. I see nothing wrong with a short deviation and playing around.
And deviate from the singular focus of buying, selling and using highly addictive substances? Where's the $profit$ in that? Dread pirate Bob (dobbs) isn't running a charity here. Pay up or off the bus!
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Dread pirate Bob (dobbs) isn't running a charity here. Pay up or off the bus!
I HAVE paid, I buy often, check my stats. I go by the same tag on the road as well.
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MoonBear's dumbest thing he has done is threatening a buyer. Saying fix my feedback or I'll post your address. He has been banned from selling.
~Digi
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I want to hear about HOW he got in juvie. Sounds like the result of doing something stupid right there.
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I'm reluctant to post anything significant or to relax and enjoy myself out of fear that it will be censored or the thread will be locked or some creepy bully will start sending me private messages trying to push me around or telling me how I should act. I feel so violated and misled. Now it's like this psychedelic playground has become a dreary oppressed police state. The police are here now showing their presence, watching so we won't forget. It's devastating.
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MoonBear's dumbest thing he has done is threatening a buyer. Saying fix my feedback or I'll post your address. He has been banned from selling.
~Digi
flex those nuts monkey boy! he was banned, huh? such power! Oo hoo Oo hoo woo woo
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I guess badboy can kiss that loan goodbye! moonbear you really are a sorry sack of shit, I thought you said that you were done trolling? I guess not...
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... He has been banned from selling.
~Digi
Sieg heil mein Fuhrer! You are obviously the dominant ape on this backward little planet. Tell us all of the others you have humped into submission. Shape us in your image so we may all be as perfect as you my lord and moderator! There will be no humor if you do not laugh. There will be no art without your thumbs up. This will be YOUR perfect world!
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... He has been banned from selling.
~Digi
Sieg heil mein Fuhrer! You are obviously the dominant ape on this backward little planet. Tell us all of the others you have humped into submission. Shape us in your image so we may all be as perfect as you my lord and moderator! There will be no humor if you do not laugh. There will be no art without your thumbs up. This will be YOUR perfect world!
lol..wtf?..you must be new here...
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How much disk space does a thread like this use? Maybe 500 bytes per post, then 20 to 50 posts before people move on. 10k to 25k bytes average is my guess. So (check my math) a 1TB disk could store from 40 to 100 million threads like 'Retarded shit I've done in real life'.
My question is, why are these threads censored, blocked, harassed or tampered with in any way? In a community of liberals, anarchists and pirates how does that make sense? If it isn't mislabeled why interfere with artistic exploration, humor, banter, whimsy, play and fun? This bully-boy moderator behavior seems to parallel the state oppression that SR claims to be resisting.
How ironic.
Perhaps a moderator will comment on how they determine what is a legitimate discussion and what is not. Censorship isn't something to be taken lightly.
I'm reluctant to post anything significant or to relax and enjoy myself out of fear that it will be censored or the thread will be locked or some creepy bully will start sending me private messages trying to push me around or telling me how I should act. I feel so violated and misled. Now it's like this psychedelic playground has become a dreary oppressed police state. The police are here now showing their presence, watching so we won't forget. It's devastating.
After rereading the entire thread "I publicly apologize for trolling"*, I see nothing that warrants the thread being locked. Again, perhaps a moderator (Shredder) will explain.
* http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=14447.0
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moonbear your stories crack me up. I'm sure your just some twisted middle aged dude with nothing better to do apart from make up outrageous stories to try and get a reaction! Keeps me smiling anytime i read them! the current avatar does not fit your persona, get the freaky looking dude back.
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yes moonbear, for real: get your old avatar back!
your shitty shit shit stories still make me smile sometimes, but with the old avatar they made me laugh...
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They were talking in Burgess-speak for God's sake!
First off it's called Nadsat, and secondly, SO WHAT. This is a forum for like minded people, some of which are constantly high, to communicate but to also have fun and be together. I see nothing wrong with a short deviation and playing around.
Burgess-speak = Nadsat. Anthony Burgess wrote the book.
And I unlocked the topic. Wow @ outpour. I locked it because it was one of several posts (this one included) that were essentially exactly the same. I'm not censoring anything ... I just think there is no need to have several simultaneous threads about the same thing, especially when that thing is stream-of-consciousness nonsense. You'll notice that the discussion naturally moved over here to this thread. You know, because it's the exact same discussion?
If I were censoring, I would have just deleted it. But I didn't delete it.... I locked it. Because I was moderating! That's what I've always done as a moderator on other boards and most of the time people are grateful. So .. Sorry!
I'm just as pro-nonsense as any of you, but it's not really justifiable to say "let's just fill the entire board with nonsense posts" ..... Just as there is plenty of room for this sort of thing on the boards and we should give nonsense-lovers a place, we should also respect the people who come here with serious question and stuff. Trust me, you do want moderators on these forums. . . . Double-posting gets out of hand quickly.
So anyway, in the spirit of quelling a riot, here's your other topic back, in case you want to take this discussion (continued from that topic) back over there and continue it in that topic :
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=14447.0
Sorry for the international controversy, and the secret police, and the oppression, and the violence, and all the other terrible, terrible, terrible things that go along with having to go post gibberish in one of the other five million gibberish topics :)
... Did I just paint a target on my back, or did I erase one? Hm. I don't know. I'm just trying to keep the peace here!
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They were talking in Burgess-speak for God's sake!
First off it's called Nadsat, and secondly, SO WHAT. This is a forum for like minded people, some of which are constantly high, to communicate but to also have fun and be together. I see nothing wrong with a short deviation and playing around.
Burgess-speak = Nadsat. Anthony Burgess wrote the book.
And I unlocked the topic. Wow @ outpour. I locked it because it was one of several posts (this one included) that were essentially exactly the same. I'm not censoring anything ... I just think there is no need to have several simultaneous threads about the same thing, especially when that thing is stream-of-consciousness nonsense. You'll notice that the discussion naturally moved over here to this thread. You know, because it's the exact same discussion?
If I were censoring, I would have just deleted it. But I didn't delete it.... I locked it. Because I was moderating! That's what I've always done as a moderator on other boards and most of the time people are grateful. So .. Sorry!
I'm just as pro-nonsense as any of you, but it's not really justifiable to say "let's just fill the entire board with nonsense posts" ..... Just as there is plenty of room for this sort of thing on the boards and we should give nonsense-lovers a place, we should also respect the people who come here with serious question and stuff. Trust me, you do want moderators on these forums. . . . Double-posting gets out of hand quickly.
So anyway, in the spirit of quelling a riot, here's your other topic back, in case you want to take this discussion (continued from that topic) back over there and continue it in that topic :
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=14447.0
Sorry for the international controversy, and the secret police, and the oppression, and the violence, and all the other terrible, terrible, terrible things that go along with having to go post gibberish in one of the other five million gibberish topics :)
... Did I just paint a target on my back, or did I erase one? Hm. I don't know. I'm just trying to keep the peace here!
Thanks to the administrators for correcting this.
If one has trouble overlooking those posts which do not seem humorous or those posts which do not seem to make sense, then it might be best to look into technical solutions based on filtering one's personal view of the forum. The desire to express one's style and one's sense of order is natural, as is the desire to control one's environment. Imposing those desires on others without their consent is a problem and a mistake. There are other ways to explore those desires: decorate your house, design and cultivate a garden, raise a pet. This forum is a shared space with many different people with many different styles and agendas. Using administrative functions to express one's desire or to impose one's style or preference or agenda on others is wrong in THIS community.
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Thanks to the administrators for correcting this.
If one has trouble overlooking those posts which do not seem humorous or those posts which do not seem to make sense, then it might be best to look into technical solutions based on filtering one's personal view of the forum. The desire to express one's style and one's sense of order is natural, as is the desire to control one's environment. Imposing those desires on others without their consent is a problem and a mistake. There are other ways to explore those desires: decorate your house, design and cultivate a garden, raise a pet. This forum is a shared space with many different people with many different styles and agendas. Using administrative functions to express one's desire or to impose one's style or preference or agenda on others is wrong in THIS community.
You are wasting your time. It's a level of development issue. He will not be able to comprehend/accept that he did anything wrong. It's the nature of the beast. The real mistake is that administrative authority is available to any single human.
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* Retarded shit you wish you had done in real life.
+1 I've been reading moonbear shit all day and it's starting to piss me off.
-euler
dont like it dont read it bitch
this is what moonbear said to euler before euler posted moonbears facebook up HAHAHAHA euler won that battle
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Have you read the "Vendor Roundtable"?
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=15139.msg149224#msg149224
<toke, hold it, hold it, and...exhalllleee> for some reason, the words "Klaatu barada nikto" are on my mind.
<toke, toke, toke, hold it> ...but... <and exhale>
''"When the sun rises, do you not see a round disc of fire somewhat like a guinea?" O no, no, I see an innumerable company of the heavenly host crying "Holy, Holy, Holy is the Lord God Almighty."'' William Blake (1757-1827), British poet, painter, engraver.
"stream-of-consciousness nonsense" <toke> "Mothership Connection"
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Have you read the "Vendor Roundtable"?
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=15139.msg149224#msg149224
<toke, hold it, hold it, and...exhalllleee> for some reason, the words "Klaatu barada nikto" are on my mind.
<toke, toke, toke, hold it> ...but... <and exhale>
''"When the sun rises, do you not see a round disc of fire somewhat like a guinea?" O no, no, I see an innumerable company of the heavenly host crying "Holy, Holy, Holy is the Lord God Almighty."'' William Blake (1757-1827), British poet, painter, engraver.
"stream-of-consciousness nonsense" <toke> "Mothership Connection"
a city counsel of drug dealers in a community of drug users. that's sick ;) $praise$ Bob.
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Have you read the "Vendor Roundtable"?
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=15139.msg149224#msg149224
<toke, hold it, hold it, and...exhalllleee> for some reason, the words "Klaatu barada nikto" are on my mind.
<toke, toke, toke, hold it> ...but... <and exhale>
''"When the sun rises, do you not see a round disc of fire somewhat like a guinea?" O no, no, I see an innumerable company of the heavenly host crying "Holy, Holy, Holy is the Lord God Almighty."'' William Blake (1757-1827), British poet, painter, engraver.
"stream-of-consciousness nonsense" <toke> "Mothership Connection"
a city counsel of drug dealers in a community of drug users. that's sick ;) $praise$ Bob.
Datamining this wandering thread is surreal. But then, I am tripping balls today. Going to the kitchen for a drink of water was like an underwater expedition into alien psyberspace.
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How much disk space does a thread like this use? Maybe 500 bytes per post, then 20 to 50 posts before people move on. 10k to 25k bytes average is my guess. So (check my math) a 1TB disk could store from 40 to 100 million threads like 'Retarded shit I've done in real life'.
My question is, why are these threads censored, blocked, harassed or tampered with in any way? In a community of liberals, anarchists and pirates how does that make sense? If it isn't mislabeled why interfere with artistic exploration, humor, banter, whimsy, play and fun? This bully-boy moderator behavior seems to parallel the state oppression that SR claims to be resisting.
How ironic. This +1
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* Retarded shit you wish you had done in real life.
+1 I've been reading moonbear shit all day and it's starting to piss me off.
-euler
dont like it dont read it bitch
this is what moonbear said to euler before euler posted moonbears facebook up HAHAHAHA euler won that battle
+1 indeed.
-euler
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a city counsel of drug dealers in a community of drug users. that's sick ;) $praise$ Bob.
nites of the round table are lookin gude. ?praise? bob.
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The first rule of VR-Fight-Club is: You do not talk about VR-Fight-Club. ([and don't go plugging yourself ;)] $praise$ bob).