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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: wretched on December 09, 2011, 04:04 am

Title: sam VS everyone
Post by: wretched on December 09, 2011, 04:04 am
In this corner weighing in with a username of three lowercase letters, a unisex name that could be the teenage girl from who's the boss, or short for a badass motherfucker who fought off a snake attack in mid flight,     we have

sam


In the other corner, weighing in with too many variables to count we have..... anybody else!

Are you ready to rrrrrruuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmbbbbbblllleeeee
Title: Re: sam VS everyone
Post by: quinone on December 09, 2011, 04:17 am
I wanted to bang that girl so bad when I was a kid.  What can I say, I have low standards, and she was my age.

That and Clarissa Explains It All:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarissa_Explains_It_All

I watched that show as a kid just to beat off to Melissa Joan Hart, long before I even knew or cared who she was ... come to think of it I still don't know or care who she is :)
Title: Re: sam VS everyone
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on December 09, 2011, 04:39 am
Je ne comprends pas....
Title: Re: sam VS everyone
Post by: quinone on December 09, 2011, 04:46 am
As a proud Canadian I am offended by your use of french !
Title: Re: sam VS everyone
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on December 09, 2011, 04:53 am
As a proud Canadian I am offended by your use of french !

Je suis très désolé! :'(
Title: Re: sam VS everyone
Post by: quinone on December 09, 2011, 04:58 am
lol

The funny thing is that I had no clue what that meant until I used a translator. 
Day 1 summer @ end of Gr. 9 purged mind of francais, inserted chemistry, math, and no life (who am I deceiving, that was already there) :)
Title: Re: sam VS everyone
Post by: edballs on December 10, 2011, 05:08 am
I'm fairly new here myself but so far, from what I've seen of the currently active members anyhow, it would be a fairly short list.

It would look like this:

1 sam

Title: Re: sam VS everyone
Post by: edballs on December 10, 2011, 04:13 pm
You will need to add some punctuation if you want that to form a meaningful sentence, sam.
Title: Re: sam VS everyone
Post by: rowdyrasta on December 10, 2011, 05:32 pm
ill be back i gotta go take a sam.
Title: Re: sam VS everyone
Post by: mrgrey on December 10, 2011, 06:18 pm
its ok sam, i rather enjoy you trolling, keep it up!! it is getting pretty fucking boring around with no more KJ or Gummystars drama going on. dont let these bastards keep ya down ;)
Title: Re: sam VS everyone
Post by: onlyadream on December 10, 2011, 06:45 pm
Hey sam's the only user here to have made me laugh my ass off. Selling underwear squares... hahaha
Title: Re: sam VS everyone
Post by: wretched on December 10, 2011, 09:30 pm
were those underware squares dosed with the MSD (LSD made from milk) he was talking about before? 
Title: Re: sam VS everyone
Post by: DigitalDream on December 10, 2011, 11:04 pm
mr.grey dont worry I may be 3 foot high but I am a SUPER TROLL.

and you guys know where the original idea for blotter came from right?

Timothy Leary had a vial spill in his underwear in his luggage on a plane ride and when he got home he cut squares out of it and gave people to dose..

viola...blotter was born

sam I think you're just a SUPER LOSER

BLOTTER is a term derived from BLOTTING PAPER, which is a fibrous paper which absorbs more materials (ink was it's actual use):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blotting_paper

I'm sure there's some story in a book somewhere of Timothy Leary doing some shit somewhere, but who cares? 
Blotters are so called because they are blotting paper imbued with chemical
Title: Re: sam VS everyone
Post by: mrgrey on December 12, 2011, 01:32 am
sam 1 , yakyak 0

count it ;)
Title: Re: sam VS everyone
Post by: listentothemusic on December 12, 2011, 01:46 am
sam when will you just admit that you like me and end this tension between us?
Title: Re: sam VS everyone
Post by: DigitalAlch on December 12, 2011, 02:26 am
Sam, enough of your trolling. It's my job to clean it off the forum and your beginning to bother me.
Knock it off.

~DigitalAlch
Title: Re: sam VS everyone
Post by: atlas on December 14, 2011, 12:25 pm
I just love logging in every day and read sam's troll posts  :D

It's kinda funny having a troll mascot in our communty lmao
Title: Re: sam VS everyone
Post by: yakyak on December 14, 2011, 05:58 pm
It would be funnier if he were any good at it, but it is kinda cute in a weird way.
Title: Re: sam VS everyone
Post by: 1as3df4gh on December 15, 2011, 08:21 am
I LOVE sam, his posts make waiting for the page to load worthwhile.