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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: fable on August 16, 2011, 06:26 am

Title: Get to know each other
Post by: fable on August 16, 2011, 06:26 am
Hey, I feel like we are so detached from each other here and wanted to make this a more personable place.

My name is Michael Lee, i live at 1934 S East St, Anaheim, Orange, California 92805


Wby?
Title: Re: Get to know each other
Post by: fable on August 16, 2011, 06:29 am
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Title: Re: Get to know each other
Post by: profspudhed on August 16, 2011, 09:02 am
My name is boris and i live in the grandest mansion in mansionland, im also the tallest man in the world and once beat geoff capes in an arm wrestle!
Title: Re: Get to know each other
Post by: rake on August 16, 2011, 12:01 pm
ASL?
Title: Re: Get to know each other
Post by: nomad bloodbath on August 18, 2011, 10:14 am
ASL?

11-female-trapped in your basement you son of a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Get to know each other
Post by: DigitalAlch on August 18, 2011, 03:37 pm
ASL?

11-female-trapped in your basement you son of a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least your captive with a High-Speed connection. :)
Title: Re: Get to know each other
Post by: redtide on August 18, 2011, 04:12 pm
Hi, I'm andy dick and I'm an addict. room: hello andy!
Title: Re: Get to know each other
Post by: nomad bloodbath on August 18, 2011, 05:18 pm
ASL?

11-female-trapped in your basement you son of a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!


At least your captive with a High-Speed connection. :)

That's true and he does give me my mail from Silk Road without opening it. :D
Title: Re: Get to know each other
Post by: RedDead on September 02, 2011, 03:59 am
Very well, where should I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shaven scrotum.
Title: Re: Get to know each other
Post by: RickyRango on September 03, 2011, 04:54 pm
I'd rather not ID myself.  Didn't you see that coverage we got on the British media?  THEY'RE ON TO US!  They all know that we're just smoking meth, doing heroin, and abusing children all at the same time.  I mean shit, I can't do heroin without touching a kid or touch a kid without doing meth.  Those reports were so accurate!

I'm not hiding in a hole in my yard with a rusty steak knife.  brb