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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: DrMDA on August 08, 2013, 07:38 am
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How do you envision DPR? A nerdy computer hacker? A suave James Bond? Perhaps a Girl Scout running this site between her homework? I hope we never find out, but it would be interesting to know the person behind the mask. What do you think the pirate looks like? Think he really wears a zorro mask?
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Yes, I've heard of him. Kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his ass.
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^^^ So you think he's Mel Gibson?
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personally i picture Cary Elwes from the princess bride. i truly have no imagination
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It's obvious. DPR, SR, BMR, and 34% of TOR sites are a sentient AI system that is using a completely digital method to slowly fund it's task of taking over the world.
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personally i picture Cary Elwes from the princess bride. i truly have no imagination
I bet he resembles more like Edward Snowden then Cary Elwes. Maybe he will indulge us and post a few pictures of himself.
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DPR is actually 4 top-tier stripper girls (in every color) who pillowfight and make out every night after getting loaded.
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DPR is actually 4 top-tier stripper girls (in every color) who pillowfight and make out every night after getting loaded.
oficially changeing the way i picture dpr...... nice
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...and on the flipside, the average LEOs look like small bald Sicilian men and evil princes.
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DPR is built like MusclesGlasses, has a chin like Bruce Campbell and is so handsome he makes even the straightest of men question their own sexuality. He puts out fires with his dick and lives in a missile silo and has a staff/harem of sexy assistants, who armed to the teeth have taken a vow to protect him at any cost, including their lives. He hunts bears with Putin, drinks beers with the Dos Equis guy, banged ladies with Julian Assange and had coffee with Edward Snowden last week.
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DPR is built like MusclesGlasses, has a chin like Bruce Campbell and is so handsome he makes even the straightest of men question their own sexuality. He puts out fires with his dick and lives in a missile silo and has a staff/harem of sexy assistants, who armed to the teeth have taken a vow to protect him at any cost, including their lives. He hunts bears with Putin, drinks beers with the Dos Equis guy, banged ladies with Julian Assange and had coffee with Edward Snowden last week.
And that was just a Tuesday for him.
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i like to think of him as a small asian like that guy from 2 broke girls, but with glasses and 10% mr chow from hangover
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DPR's 2 cents are worth $37 and some change. And mosquitoes don't bite him out of respect.
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I say that he is either Obama, Wong Ka Kui or John Howard. :)
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DPR lives onboard the international space station and fucks bitches in space diapers while drinking Tang and GHB. Then he comes back to Earth and is a consultant on Breaking Bad. He's also a vampire who fought in the Civil War and drinks the blood and ejaculate of supermodels for sustenance. He also has a collection of fine hats.
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here's a snapshot of him http://37otxza6ovc3nq3c.onion/app/imagepro/normal/normal_DPRexposed.jpg he's the guy in the middle walking towards the camera
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well nobody knows what he looks like, but some say he invented november,
...and is curiously scared of bells.
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DPR's dick is so big, it goes by the name Libertas- the banhammer
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DPR's dick is so big, it goes by the name Libertas- the banhammer
Hahahaha. +1
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here's a snapshot of him http://37otxza6ovc3nq3c.onion/app/imagepro/normal/normal_DPRexposed.jpg he's the guy in the middle walking towards the camera
Hey, thanks for using my uploader!
I think we may need to Zoom & Enhance.
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I just always imagined him as Michael Buble and thrown a few tracks on. As long as I keep hearing his voice I know SR is online still.
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DPR is actually a sentient computer program happily run amok.
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I met him once many years ago, for an interview and lunch....But alas just like the Stig, he hid his identity, how beautifully cryptic and so DPR I thought. This man left me captivated to be honest. His words, so dynamic so hypnotic...made me think to myself, 'I wonder if he's into the DynamicHypnotics'.
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Anyway apart from that, he had a turkey BLT for lunch, drinks cola by the truck load, umm he's roughly 5'9 and it wouldn't hurt him to shed a few pounds. Also I noticed an he didn't chip in for the lunch, tips, nothing... bit of a disappointment really.
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we love you DPR...
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I always pictured him as a pirate/zorro silhouette with a cane that he holds like a fencing sword in his right hand, while holding his left hand in a manner that causes me to question his sexuality...
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I always pictured him as a pirate/zorro silhouette with a cane that he holds like a fencing sword in his right hand, while holding his left hand in a manner that causes me to question his sexuality...
your username has just inspired me to try turkey for breakfast. i like the sound of that. actually i think i might have already had turkey for breakfast on a few occasions, i can't clearly remember tho
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DPR is a Thai tranny. I meet her while searching for some action in walking street we went to that brother and I saw he had the host in there and was logged with her account and after hours of humiliating sex and erotic asphyxiation we talked about how important he is and that she should increase fees (and she did ;D).
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your username has just inspired me to try turkey for breakfast. i like the sound of that. actually i think i might have already had turkey for breakfast on a few occasions, i can't clearly remember tho
Slap a light layer of mayo on two slices of bread, drop two dabs of thousand island on each slice as well and spread it thin. Add a layer of turkey to each slice and toss them in the toaster oven. Click it to broil and heat it for 2 minutes. flip it to toast for an additional 30 seconds. Pull out your slices and put em together...
Delish.
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He's sort of like Bruce Wayne.
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Perhaps DPR is a time lord. How else to explain all the different descriptions?
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tbh i mostly imagine him very much like captain jack sparrow, mostly coz i imagine he gets some super serious durgs as a perk of running the road.
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I say that he is either Obama, Wong Ka Kui or John Howard. :)
John Howard? he is seriously facially challenged, definitely a face for radio.
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I heard that if he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off the urge to thank him, that panhandlers give him money, that when he drives off the lot in a new car it increases in value, that when in Rome they do as he does, that Google searches him, that when he goes to confession the priest confides in him, and that his personality is so magnetic he can't carry credit cards.
I think he has pink hair, 3 live-in boyfriends, wears crocodile skin loafers, is very much into leopard print, drives a Mini Cooper, and is always holding his pet skunk FooFoo.
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I envision DPR to resemble Johnny Depp's character from Pirates of the Caribbean.
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tbh i mostly imagine him very much like captain jack sparrow, mostly coz i imagine he gets some super serious durgs as a perk of running the road.
dude are you shittin me??
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tbh i mostly imagine him very much like captain jack sparrow, mostly coz i imagine he gets some super serious durgs as a perk of running the road.
dude are you shittin me??
I seriously doubt he would allow any vendor know which country he lives in let alone which city to ship his drugs too. At least I hope to god not. If he ever got drugs off this site I hope he created a newbie account and bought and paid for it like anyone else. Any way else would be a security breach for him.
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i have heard rumor, if you go in front of your powered off monitor at 3:14 am Upt and say his name thirteen times quickly while high on a mixture heroine and chicken blood; you will see his left butt cheek and the glory of it shall blind you for 7 days. and on that glistening holy butt cheek is a tatoo of a url that when visted reveals the resting place of atlantis, his homeland.
All Glory To His Mighty Masked Presence, may he shower you with freedom.
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A Mark Zuckerberg-ish guy.
But in all seriousness, I hope we never find out :)
Viva DPR viva la silk road
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i think he is George W. Bush, and the stupid republicanism is just cover. No one will never suspect that.
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DPR is a WOMAN, he had us all fooled, sexism aside, I wonder if a woman could be capable of such a feat. If she is a she, then I see her looking like a stunning brunette.
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A Mark Zuckerberg-ish guy.
But in all seriousness, I hope we never find out :)
Viva DPR viva la silk road
He can't be Jewish, nothing anti semitic here, but they are usually teetotal, mind you so might DPR.
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DPR is a WOMAN, he had us all fooled, sexism aside, I wonder if a woman could be capable of such a feat.
You kidding? The biggest drug dealer within the United States in US history was a woman. Just look up Griselda Blanco.
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Yeah she was ruthless, seen a few documentary's about her. Intriguing study she is, serving a big one now. She came from Cartagena, and was aligned with the Meddelin Cartel as opposed to the Cali.
She murdered many men, and turned |Miami into a battle ground. Small fact, she actually introduced the pillion passenger hit on a motorbike, or a tleast she was credited with it.
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tbh i mostly imagine him very much like captain jack sparrow, mostly coz i imagine he gets some super serious durgs as a perk of running the road.
dude are you shittin me??
I seriously doubt he would allow any vendor know which country he lives in let alone which city to ship his drugs too. At least I hope to god not. If he ever got drugs off this site I hope he created a newbie account and bought and paid for it like anyone else. Any way else would be a security breach for him.
He was one of the first vendors on here. He used to ship shrooms TO people. :P
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DPR is actually a sentient computer program happily run amok.
I didn't expect you to figure this out so quickly. Well done human!
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Maybe something like one of the guys on duck dynasty? Or Paul Sr from OCC?
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That is so awesome Jack. He would do Mushrooms, wouldn't he. He's obviously some kind of genius to get/keep this whole thing we do here running well.
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Didn't mean to call you a woman Chief! ;D
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DPR is actually a sentient computer program happily run amok.
I didn't expect you to figure this out so quickly. Well done human!
hahahah the terminator movies had it wrong! skynet becoming self aware didnt launch a nuclear war.... it launched a global underground black market - for the loot & lolz!
keep on keepin' on! (these replies are hilarious btw - i especially like the references to the DosXX Most Interesting Man & Braveheart)
xoxo
-mb
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I imagine him with long hair, dunno why.
DPR - do you ever imagine what any of US look like? Also, do you grin every time you see a USPS mail carrier while driving?
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He's gotta big nose and greasy long hair. Acne.
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This thread made me laugh on one of my saddest days in recent memory, quite a feat.
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DPR has the voice of Morgan Freeman and I heard his shrooms made you find God. He has been known to show up immediately before tragic events. He died in 9/11, drowned on the Titanic and launched the Challenger space shuttle. He never uses condoms, but he hasn't found a mate worthy of his seed so his sperm kill the ovaries of his sexual partners.
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DPR is actually a sentient computer program happily run amok.
I didn't expect you to figure this out so quickly. Well done human!
There ya have it folks.
I think DPR's avatar is an accurate representation of him. Probably just a guy wearing a black robe and holding a sword.
BTW its been said before that DPR as we know him may be more than one person IRL. An entire team could be behind the account...
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DPR is actually a sentient computer program happily run amok.
I didn't expect you to figure this out so quickly. Well done human!
DPR = SHODAN " Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine? "
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I am pretty sure DPR looks exactly like Butch Baltierra.
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He looks like someone while looking like no one at the same time, he is a ghost, a shadow, always watching, yet making it seem like he isn't. He's there but isn't. A dreaded pirate indeed.
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I think its more then one person, idk if you remember the movie or not but more then 1 person was dpr.
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DPR is actually a sentient computer program happily run amok.
I didn't expect you to figure this out so quickly. Well done human!
You've attracted his attention! Hats off to you, DrMDA. Congratulations, you won.
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Did I ever tell you about the time DPR forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, DPR tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled!
DPR drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. He once ate the Bible while water skiing. He gave a handjob to a manta ray. He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. He'll eat a homeless person if you dare him. He showers in grain alcohol. Every time he blinks, a star is created. He can regrow his own limbs...
Oh wait, no that's Bill Brasky.
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Oh wait, no that's Bill Brasky.
Bill Brasky is a tool. Any man who prefers gin to LSD is no friend of mine.
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DPR is actually Ron Paul. It's so simple...
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Mark Zuckerberg on Rum & LSD. Throw some dreads, a beard, some cool trippy tattoos and a jug of rum on Zuckerburg and ya got DPR... lol I dunno, something like that :) :D :-X ;D 8)... oh and almost forgot, he most definitely ownes and resides in his own pirate ship~
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I have met him when i took LSD. He was little scary. Told me he was training UFC. Dana White wanted
him in his fight because of his big arms.
Here is a photo:
http://laughjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/funny-seems-legit-muscle-dude.jpg
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I think she is a she. I guess she lives at the westcoast. Whashington state. Around 40 Years old and had her education at Berkely, Stanford. Her state of mind fits in San Fransisco. But the law there would try to put her on death-row. That is why I think she went up North and has her enterprise in Washington state.
But L.E. is readindg with us, so I say she is from Canada. Vancoever or Adminton.
A bookclub is something for women, like Oprah Winfry, not for men.
I say DPR is a woman
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DPR is actually Ron Paul. It's so simple...
God, you are so fucking right! Connect the dots people...
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i thought dpr was johnny depp in the zombie version with grey skin and all that
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Al gore told me he was a man bear pig!
Love you DPR :)
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http://i.imgur.com/kBeJbeo.jpg
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He looks like Seamus Levine from Family Guy.
Argh!