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Title: What does DPR look like?
Post by: DrMDA on August 08, 2013, 07:38 am
How do you envision DPR? A nerdy computer hacker? A suave James Bond? Perhaps a Girl Scout running this site between her homework? I hope we never find out, but it would be interesting to know the person behind the mask. What do you think the pirate looks like? Think he really wears a zorro mask?
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: njguido on August 08, 2013, 07:43 am
Yes, I've heard of him. Kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his ass.

Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: DrMDA on August 08, 2013, 07:48 am
^^^ So you think he's Mel Gibson?
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: Alutnarat on August 08, 2013, 07:53 am
personally i picture Cary Elwes from the princess bride. i truly have no imagination
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: WalMart on August 08, 2013, 07:55 am
It's obvious. DPR, SR, BMR, and 34% of TOR sites are a sentient AI system that is using a completely digital method to slowly fund it's task of taking over the world.       
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: DrMDA on August 08, 2013, 07:57 am
personally i picture Cary Elwes from the princess bride. i truly have no imagination

I bet he resembles more like Edward Snowden then Cary Elwes. Maybe he will indulge us and post a few pictures of himself.
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: njguido on August 08, 2013, 07:59 am
DPR is actually 4 top-tier stripper girls (in every color) who pillowfight and make out every night after getting loaded.
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Post by: Alutnarat on August 08, 2013, 08:02 am
DPR is actually 4 top-tier stripper girls (in every color) who pillowfight and make out every night after getting loaded.

  oficially changeing the way i picture dpr...... nice
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: fordingtheharrison on August 08, 2013, 08:06 am
...and on the flipside, the average LEOs look like small bald Sicilian men and evil princes.
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 08, 2013, 08:10 am
DPR is built like MusclesGlasses, has a chin like Bruce Campbell and is so handsome he makes even the straightest of men question their own sexuality. He puts out fires with his dick and lives in a missile silo and has a staff/harem of sexy assistants, who armed to the teeth have taken a vow to protect him at any cost, including their lives. He hunts bears with Putin, drinks beers with the Dos Equis guy, banged ladies with Julian Assange and had coffee with Edward Snowden last week.
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: livestr0ng on August 08, 2013, 08:18 am
DPR is built like MusclesGlasses, has a chin like Bruce Campbell and is so handsome he makes even the straightest of men question their own sexuality. He puts out fires with his dick and lives in a missile silo and has a staff/harem of sexy assistants, who armed to the teeth have taken a vow to protect him at any cost, including their lives. He hunts bears with Putin, drinks beers with the Dos Equis guy, banged ladies with Julian Assange and had coffee with Edward Snowden last week.
And that was just a Tuesday for him.
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: ShApEsHiFtInGsHaPeS on August 08, 2013, 08:19 am
i like to think of him as a small asian like that guy from 2 broke girls, but with glasses and 10% mr chow from hangover
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: DrMDA on August 08, 2013, 08:41 am
DPR's 2 cents are worth $37 and some change. And mosquitoes don't bite him out of respect.
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: Jack N Hoff on August 08, 2013, 08:59 am
I say that he is either Obama, Wong Ka Kui or John Howard. :)
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Post by: BruceCampbell on August 08, 2013, 09:30 am
DPR lives onboard the international space station and fucks bitches in space diapers while drinking Tang and GHB. Then he comes back to Earth and is a consultant on Breaking Bad. He's also a vampire who fought in the Civil War and drinks the blood and ejaculate of supermodels for sustenance. He also has a collection of fine hats.
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: ShApEsHiFtInGsHaPeS on August 08, 2013, 09:36 am
here's a snapshot of him  http://37otxza6ovc3nq3c.onion/app/imagepro/normal/normal_DPRexposed.jpg   he's the guy in the middle walking towards the camera
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: isallmememe on August 08, 2013, 09:46 am
well nobody knows what he looks like, but some say he invented november,

...and is curiously scared of bells.
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: Alutnarat on August 08, 2013, 10:14 am
DPR's dick is so big, it goes by the name Libertas- the banhammer
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 08, 2013, 10:21 am
DPR's dick is so big, it goes by the name Libertas- the banhammer

Hahahaha. +1
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Post by: WalMart on August 08, 2013, 10:42 am
here's a snapshot of him  http://37otxza6ovc3nq3c.onion/app/imagepro/normal/normal_DPRexposed.jpg   he's the guy in the middle walking towards the camera

Hey, thanks for using my uploader!       
I think we may need to Zoom & Enhance.
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Post by: StExo on August 08, 2013, 10:53 am
I just always imagined him as Michael Buble and thrown a few tracks on. As long as I keep hearing his voice I know SR is online still.
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: Bluto on August 08, 2013, 11:58 am
DPR is actually a sentient computer program happily run amok.
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: jonnybones on August 08, 2013, 12:00 pm
I met him once many years ago, for an interview and lunch....But alas just like the Stig, he hid his identity,  how beautifully cryptic and so DPR I thought.  This man left me captivated to be honest.  His words, so dynamic so hypnotic...made me think to myself, 'I wonder if he's into the DynamicHypnotics'. 
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Anyway apart from that, he had a turkey BLT for lunch, drinks cola by the truck load, umm he's roughly 5'9 and it wouldn't hurt him to shed a few pounds.  Also I noticed an he didn't chip in for the lunch, tips, nothing... bit of a disappointment really. 
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we love you DPR...
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: Turkey for Breakfast on August 08, 2013, 12:16 pm
I always pictured him as a pirate/zorro silhouette with a cane that he holds like a fencing sword in his right hand, while holding his left hand in a manner that causes me to question his sexuality...
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: isallmememe on August 08, 2013, 12:21 pm
I always pictured him as a pirate/zorro silhouette with a cane that he holds like a fencing sword in his right hand, while holding his left hand in a manner that causes me to question his sexuality...

your username has just inspired me to try turkey for breakfast. i like the sound of that. actually i think i might have already had turkey for breakfast on a few occasions, i can't clearly remember tho
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on August 08, 2013, 12:25 pm
DPR is a Thai tranny. I meet her while searching for some action in walking street we went to that brother and I saw he had the host in there and was logged with her account and after hours of humiliating sex and erotic asphyxiation we talked about how important he is and that she should increase fees (and she did  ;D).
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: Turkey for Breakfast on August 08, 2013, 12:50 pm
your username has just inspired me to try turkey for breakfast. i like the sound of that. actually i think i might have already had turkey for breakfast on a few occasions, i can't clearly remember tho

Slap a light layer of mayo on two slices of bread, drop two dabs of thousand island on each slice as well and spread it thin. Add a layer of turkey to each slice and toss them in the toaster oven. Click it to broil and heat it for 2 minutes. flip it to toast for an additional 30 seconds. Pull out your slices and put em together...

Delish.
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: therabbithole on August 08, 2013, 01:16 pm
He's sort of like Bruce Wayne.
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Post by: james frazer on August 08, 2013, 02:17 pm
Perhaps DPR is a time lord. How else to explain all the different descriptions?
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: isallmememe on August 08, 2013, 02:25 pm
tbh i mostly imagine him very much like captain jack sparrow, mostly coz i imagine he gets some super serious durgs as a perk of running the road.
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: samesamebutdifferent on August 08, 2013, 02:27 pm
I say that he is either Obama, Wong Ka Kui or John Howard. :)

John Howard? he is seriously facially challenged, definitely a face for radio.
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: DrMDA on August 08, 2013, 03:08 pm
I heard that if he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off the urge to thank him, that panhandlers give him money, that when he drives off the lot in a new car it increases in value, that when in Rome they do as he does, that Google searches him, that when he goes to confession the priest confides in him, and that his personality is so magnetic he can't carry credit cards.

I think he has pink hair, 3 live-in boyfriends, wears crocodile skin loafers, is very much into leopard print, drives a Mini Cooper, and is always holding his pet skunk FooFoo. 
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Post by: weather420 on August 08, 2013, 03:15 pm
I envision DPR to resemble Johnny Depp's character from Pirates of the Caribbean.
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: isallmememe on August 08, 2013, 03:24 pm
tbh i mostly imagine him very much like captain jack sparrow, mostly coz i imagine he gets some super serious durgs as a perk of running the road.

dude are you shittin me??
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: DrMDA on August 08, 2013, 04:20 pm
tbh i mostly imagine him very much like captain jack sparrow, mostly coz i imagine he gets some super serious durgs as a perk of running the road.

dude are you shittin me??

I seriously doubt he would allow any vendor know which country he lives in let alone which city to ship his drugs too. At least I hope to god not. If he ever got drugs off this site I hope he created a newbie account and bought and paid for it like anyone else. Any way else would be a security breach for him.
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: Alutnarat on August 08, 2013, 04:31 pm
i have heard rumor, if you go in front of your powered off monitor at 3:14 am Upt and say his name thirteen times quickly while high on a mixture heroine and chicken blood; you will see his left butt cheek and the glory of it shall blind you for 7 days. and on that glistening holy butt cheek is a tatoo of a url that when visted reveals the resting place of atlantis, his homeland.
         All Glory To His Mighty Masked Presence, may he shower you with freedom.
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: colorblack on August 08, 2013, 04:45 pm
 A Mark Zuckerberg-ish guy.

But in all seriousness, I hope we never find out :)

Viva DPR viva la silk road
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: Tyrion Lannister on August 08, 2013, 05:52 pm
i think he is George W. Bush, and the stupid republicanism is just cover. No one will never suspect that.
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: JohnTheBaptist on August 08, 2013, 05:56 pm
DPR is a WOMAN, he had us all fooled, sexism aside, I wonder if a woman could be capable of such a feat. If she is a she, then I see her looking like a stunning brunette.
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: JohnTheBaptist on August 08, 2013, 05:58 pm
A Mark Zuckerberg-ish guy.

But in all seriousness, I hope we never find out :)

Viva DPR viva la silk road
He can't be Jewish, nothing anti semitic  here, but they are usually teetotal, mind you so might DPR.
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: DrMDA on August 08, 2013, 07:23 pm
DPR is a WOMAN, he had us all fooled, sexism aside, I wonder if a woman could be capable of such a feat.

You kidding? The biggest drug dealer within the United States in US history was a woman. Just look up Griselda Blanco.
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: JohnTheBaptist on August 08, 2013, 07:30 pm
Yeah she was ruthless, seen a few documentary's about her. Intriguing study she is, serving a big one now. She came from Cartagena, and was aligned with the Meddelin  Cartel as opposed to the Cali.
She murdered many men, and turned |Miami into a battle ground. Small fact, she actually introduced the pillion passenger hit on a motorbike, or a tleast she was credited with it.
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: Jack N Hoff on August 08, 2013, 07:35 pm
tbh i mostly imagine him very much like captain jack sparrow, mostly coz i imagine he gets some super serious durgs as a perk of running the road.

dude are you shittin me??

I seriously doubt he would allow any vendor know which country he lives in let alone which city to ship his drugs too. At least I hope to god not. If he ever got drugs off this site I hope he created a newbie account and bought and paid for it like anyone else. Any way else would be a security breach for him.

He was one of the first vendors on here.  He used to ship shrooms TO people. :P
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: Dread Pirate Roberts on August 08, 2013, 07:49 pm
DPR is actually a sentient computer program happily run amok.

I didn't expect you to figure this out so quickly.  Well done human!
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Post by: BillWithers on August 08, 2013, 07:54 pm
Maybe something like one of the guys on duck dynasty? Or Paul Sr from OCC?
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Post by: Gengar17 on August 08, 2013, 07:56 pm
That is so awesome Jack. He would do Mushrooms, wouldn't he. He's obviously some kind of genius to get/keep this whole thing we do here running well.
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: JohnTheBaptist on August 08, 2013, 08:01 pm
 Didn't mean to call you a woman Chief! ;D
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Post by: missbliss on August 08, 2013, 08:08 pm
DPR is actually a sentient computer program happily run amok.

I didn't expect you to figure this out so quickly.  Well done human!

hahahah   the terminator movies had it wrong! skynet becoming self aware didnt launch a nuclear war.... it launched a global underground black market - for the loot & lolz!

keep on keepin' on! (these replies are hilarious btw - i especially like the references to the DosXX Most Interesting Man & Braveheart)

xoxo
-mb
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: KevinMitnick on August 08, 2013, 08:22 pm
I imagine him with long hair, dunno why.

DPR - do you ever imagine what any of US look like? Also, do you grin every time you see a USPS mail carrier while driving?
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: goblin on August 08, 2013, 09:03 pm
He's gotta big nose and greasy long hair. Acne.
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Post by: snark on August 08, 2013, 09:52 pm
This thread made me laugh on one of my saddest days in recent memory, quite a feat.
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Post by: BruceCampbell on August 08, 2013, 09:59 pm
DPR has the voice of Morgan Freeman and I heard his shrooms made you find God. He has been known to show up immediately before tragic events. He died in 9/11, drowned on the Titanic and launched the Challenger space shuttle. He never uses condoms, but he hasn't found a mate worthy of his seed so his sperm kill the ovaries of his sexual partners.
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: jackofspades on August 08, 2013, 10:29 pm
DPR is actually a sentient computer program happily run amok.

I didn't expect you to figure this out so quickly.  Well done human!

There ya have it folks.

I think DPR's avatar is an accurate representation of him. Probably just a guy wearing a black robe and holding a sword.
BTW its been said before that DPR as we know him may be more than one person IRL. An entire team could be behind the account...

Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: Alutnarat on August 08, 2013, 10:33 pm
DPR is actually a sentient computer program happily run amok.

I didn't expect you to figure this out so quickly.  Well done human!

DPR = SHODAN  " Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as  you  run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine? "
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: Turkey for Breakfast on August 08, 2013, 11:43 pm
I am pretty sure DPR looks exactly like Butch Baltierra.
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Post by: Davey Jones on August 09, 2013, 04:10 am
He looks like someone while looking like no one at the same time, he is a ghost, a shadow, always watching, yet making it seem like he isn't.  He's there but isn't.  A dreaded pirate indeed.
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: Totalpay on August 09, 2013, 04:21 am
I think its more then one person, idk if you remember the movie or not but more then 1 person was dpr.
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Post by: livestr0ng on August 09, 2013, 07:14 am
DPR is actually a sentient computer program happily run amok.

I didn't expect you to figure this out so quickly.  Well done human!
You've attracted his attention! Hats off to you, DrMDA. Congratulations, you won.
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: QualityMeds on August 09, 2013, 11:04 am
Did I ever tell you about the time DPR forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, DPR tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled!

DPR drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. He once ate the Bible while water skiing. He gave a handjob to a manta ray. He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. He'll eat a homeless person if you dare him. He showers in grain alcohol. Every time he blinks, a star is created. He can regrow his own limbs...

Oh wait, no that's Bill Brasky.
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: Turkey for Breakfast on August 09, 2013, 11:29 am
Oh wait, no that's Bill Brasky.

Bill Brasky is a tool. Any man who prefers gin to LSD is no friend of mine.
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 10, 2013, 12:59 am
DPR is actually Ron Paul. It's so simple...
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: jescowhite on August 10, 2013, 05:09 am
Mark Zuckerberg on Rum & LSD. Throw some dreads, a beard, some cool trippy tattoos and a jug of rum on Zuckerburg and ya got DPR... lol I dunno, something like that  :) :D :-X ;D 8)... oh and almost forgot, he most definitely ownes and resides in his own pirate ship~
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: supermonkey on August 10, 2013, 06:29 am
I have met him when i took LSD. He was little scary. Told me he was training UFC. Dana White wanted
him in his fight because of his big arms.

Here is a photo:

http://laughjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/funny-seems-legit-muscle-dude.jpg
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: wasta on August 10, 2013, 03:24 pm
I think she is a she. I guess she lives at the westcoast. Whashington state. Around 40 Years old and had her education at Berkely, Stanford. Her state of mind fits in San Fransisco. But the law there would try to put her on death-row. That is why I think she went up North and has her enterprise in Washington state.

But L.E. is readindg with us, so I say she is from Canada. Vancoever or Adminton.

A bookclub is something for women, like Oprah Winfry, not for men.

I say DPR is a woman
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Post by: FearTheReaper on August 10, 2013, 03:29 pm
DPR is actually Ron Paul. It's so simple...

God, you are so fucking right!  Connect the dots people...
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: curtnz on August 10, 2013, 03:39 pm
i thought dpr was johnny depp in the zombie version with grey skin and all that
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: GOTMILKTEAM on August 10, 2013, 03:53 pm
Al gore told me he was a man bear pig!

Love you DPR :)
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: isallmememe on August 10, 2013, 11:21 pm
http://i.imgur.com/kBeJbeo.jpg
Title: Re: What does DPR look like?
Post by: VHSplayer on August 12, 2013, 04:34 pm
He looks like Seamus Levine from Family Guy.

Argh!