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Title: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 30, 2013, 04:53 am
I check my inbox yesterday and I get this series of messages. Ladies and gentlemen, mods and admins, I am asking you to read this exchange between us and advise me as to if I am permitted to send this individual a bag of dog shit. After he stopped commenting, I saw him post in the +karma thread. I then looked at some of his posts. I would like you to look at his profile and his recent posts and tell me he isn't a scammer or a bottom-feeding fucktard worthy of being sterilized for the greater good of humanity. This is my stand against fucktards. #opdogshittacos

This dude is getting a bag of dog shit sent to him if a mod or admin can comment as to if I'm allowed. If I can't do it personally I will literally use the send shit in the mail service on the internet with a prepaid card considering he "gave" me his address for correspondence out of escrow and unsolicited. Thus in my opinion I am not breaking any rules. If he would give me the address unsolicited for xanax and permit me to send him correspondence, then I should certainly be able to send him dog shit. (I intend to include a Xanax bar if it helps) 

Message Title: 2mg Xanax bars

yo sup bro hows your day going Bruce Campbell?

can you let me try a few bars?

I spent over 2,500$USD on silk road and been here for 2 years.

can you front me 5-10 and I will pay you next week on Tuesday?

let me know bro

Thanks,

i3lazd


if you can send me a few bars white send it to:

(redacted)

looking to get 300 2mg xanax bars need bulk
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Message Title: Fail

Hi,

I am well. Thanks for asking.

Normally I don't answer these type of messages, but you caught me at a time when I'm willing to answer one.

First, let me point out what I have written on my vendor page:

"Messages asking for freebies, samples or solicitation in general will not be read/replied to. Samples are announced in the forum and there is an established list of reviewers/samplers. You probably aren't one of them."

So, quite obviously the answer to your inquiry is a resounding "fuck no... why in the fuck would you even expect a reply from such an extremely retarded request or even ask if you are capable of reading the English language?"

I've been a buyer on Silk Road for two years and have spent your entire accumulated amount in less than a month on several occasions. Do you want a cookie?

I'm not doing business with a potential customer who will send me their address unsolicited and unencrypted and blatantly violate my terms of service and waste my time, let alone send you free drugs. I've taken the liberty of adding you to the vendor blacklist.

Have a nice day,

Bruce
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Message Title: ur cool

your cool...

I could have made u a lot of $$$ but forget it.

I would encrypt but I do not have time. I got 10 different addresses to send to.

later bro thanks for your nice letter =P

i3lazd
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Message Title: Fail #2

I am cool. I certainly have a fuckton of Xanax and assorted drugs. Certainly more than you have.

I can make myself a lot of $ $ $.

Cool beans. 10 addresses and 2k spent? Seems a bit like bullshit considering I don't have near that many shipping addresses and I'm a fucking drop shipper...

Lol. Fuck off dude. You brought my response upon yourself by asking me a stupid fucking question that I clearly have written on my profile not to ask and it got you put on the vendor blacklist for wasting my time.

I don't sell bulk Xanax anyway. I'm sure you can find another vendor to complete your order, but considering you sound like a 15 year old kid trying to get free Xanax bars bragging about your piddly ass buyer stats I doubt it.

Best of luck in your endeavors,

Bruce
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Message Title: ur a g00n

i am on xanax haha just playin bro....

im 22 years old bro


laterz nigga ass bitch
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Message Title: Fail #3

This isn't a threat or anything, but I'd shut the fuck up considering you sent your name, address, and age to an internet drug dealer and psychopath. I don't give a flying fuck if you're on Xanax, message me or disrespect me again and I'll mail you a bag of dog shit with a Xanax bar in it.
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Message Title: Fail #3

alright fuck you fag it not my address.

bitch ass nigger Bruce Campell a pussy!
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Message Title: Fail #4

Lol. Good luck placing an order from your buyer account in the near future. You have been added to the vendor blacklist and I've copied your PM's for all my vendor buddies in the private forum.

BIG BADASS CUSTOMER OVER HERE BEGGING FOR FREE XANAX EVERYONE! 10 shipping addresses AND 2500 spent?

Are you Tony Montana?

Get a job fucker.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: RxKing on July 30, 2013, 05:03 am
LOL on what you said...not what happened to you..

Of course YOU CAN send shit to him..lol There is no...no shit rule..

But I am sure it is not encouraged and issues of you mis-using his address or even having his address will come up (but since you addressed that....then of course you can)

But all of us vendors(and I am sure even some buyers) understand the frustration you have. But I think you should not waste your time on this piece of shit!

Let us know what you do.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: cirrus on July 30, 2013, 05:08 am
Your frustration is, as RxKing said, understandable ... but sending someone shit in the mail just because the guy was hoping to score free drugs is a pretty disproportionate response.  Let me be clear: sending someone shit in the mail is ABSOLUTELY DISCOURAGED.

Just ignore this guy and don't waste any more time or energy on him.  Put that time and energy toward something positive!
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 30, 2013, 05:14 am
Your frustration is, as RxKing said, understandable ... but sending someone shit in the mail just because the guy was hoping to score free drugs is a pretty disproportionate response.  Let me be clear: sending someone shit in the mail is ABSOLUTELY DISCOURAGED.

Just ignore this guy and don't waste any more time or energy on him.  Put that time and energy toward something positive!

But he called me a pussy and challenged my internet honor! And all the cool people are doing it! (cough infinitesource vs Thurgood Jenkins)

So... it's discouraged but it isn't breaking any of the rules?

 :D

This can be our stand! DOG SHIT TACOS AND SHITTY XANAX!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'll put the turd in a tortilla and make a god damn burrito!
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: cryngie on July 30, 2013, 05:17 am
this is the same guy who is in the spare coin page every day asking for .42 and will pay back in 48hrs but has been asking for more tham 48hrs
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 30, 2013, 05:20 am
this is the same guy who is in the spare coin page every day asking for .42 and will pay back in 48hrs but has been asking for more tham 48hrs

Yes god dammit! It is! My god it is! I laughed my ass off.

300 Xanax need bulk.

Motherfucker you don't have enough for 5 xanax lol.

 ::)
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Boostedh on July 30, 2013, 05:20 am
It's just "ABSOLUTELY DISCOURAGED" not against the rules ;) Send him some dog shit.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Jack N Hoff on July 30, 2013, 05:24 am
The same guy who has been asking for lean all year...


Maybe offer him some jenkem? :)
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: cirrus on July 30, 2013, 05:26 am
I'm not sure that sending someone a package of shit is going to do anything positive for your reputation as a vendor.  If you're seriously asking if it is allowed or not, I will ask, but I'm seriously guessing it's discouraged / against the rules to send someone shit just because they annoyed you!
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 30, 2013, 05:29 am
The same guy who has been asking for lean all year...


Maybe offer him some jenkem? :)

Great idea Jack. Since he wanted free drugs, I should send him some jenkem. I'm out of Xanax samples, but I'm stocked out of the ass on jenkem. Dude, you just gave me an idea bro. I'm making a jenkem listing...

Jenkem is drugs Cirrus!

Fuck my reputation! I'm Bruce Campbell. I have no reputation, and whatever reputation I might have is starring in shitty movies and playing a sleazy fucker on Burn Notice.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: RxKing on July 30, 2013, 05:33 am
I'm not sure that sending someone a package of shit is going to do anything positive for your reputation as a vendor.  If you're seriously asking if it is allowed or not, I will ask, but I'm seriously guessing it's discouraged / against the rules to send someone shit just because they annoyed you!


LMAO--- "I will ask"

For the record..of course it is allowed...he can do whatever he wants...this guy is not his customer..he sent him his address asking for free....shit. You know how DPR works...he would never ever say "you can not do something".... it of course would be 100% different if this guy was a past or present customer...but in this case he is neither. Also I don't think he was ever serious..I am sure he wants to..as all of us have wanted to do this or worse.. ;)
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: ChemCat on July 30, 2013, 05:40 am
Bruce, jeepers, dont worry about that....if i have a say in anything,  i3lazd will never get off of the "Shit List" in The Spare Coins Thread.....in fact, as i just woke up & am not feeling well and am cranky right now..i am going to make sure to do that now....you've been following the SCT where he constantly is begging for coins .... he never responded to my msg's to him/her/it in the SCT  ......am tired of people trying to use and abuse what we've taken alot of time to build.....i'm only one person...i dont do much....but to Fuck... Fuck with my Spare Coins Thread Family is not called for....well.....i've said enough..... i3lazd?

You'll never get off of that shit list!

Peace, Love & Hugs to you All  8)


Chem


  O0
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 30, 2013, 05:43 am
silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/71402d7625

Jenkem listing is now up!
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Jack N Hoff on July 30, 2013, 05:53 am
silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/71402d7625

Jenkem listing is now up!

I want a real photo.  I don't buy anything without seeing it first.  Will you be giving free samples?  Can I get get a free 5oz sample?  Can my boy i3lazd get one too?  Thanks Bruce!
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: ChemCat on July 30, 2013, 05:55 am
 ;D
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: meta on July 30, 2013, 05:58 am
All that energy expended over a worthless spam message sent by another faceless troglodyte? C'mooon Brucie....
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: postrex on July 30, 2013, 06:02 am
Props for replying to his first bullshit message.  Probably better not to next time ;).  Ignoring will save the ego a lot of frustration... dealing with stupid sucks - avoid it where possible.

On the sending shit note... lol... um, ya...
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 30, 2013, 06:08 am
All that energy expended over a worthless spam message sent by another faceless troglodyte? C'mooon Brucie....

How do you think revolutions happen my friend? With one simple act usually. If I send off our friend i3lazd a nice stewy sample of jenkem, he might reaccess his life. Plus I'm sure as fuck it will decrease my spam message count substantially.

Plus that took about a grand total of approximately how long it takes to make a frozen pizza. No biggie. I have a fuckton of free time.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: AbraxasRiseth on July 30, 2013, 06:12 am
I like that you identified yourself as a psychopath. You gave him enough warning. Maybe you should send dog shit to all TEN of his addresses? But I guys that type/act like that. Gives the community here and responsible drug users everywhere a bad rap. Personally I think people abuse Pharms aren't the brightest bunch anyways but whatever.


Fuck him brah.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: ChemCat on July 30, 2013, 06:12 am
**Pats Bruce on the head**


:P



Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 30, 2013, 06:23 am
I like that you identified yourself as a psychopath. You gave him enough warning. Maybe you should send dog shit to all TEN of his addresses? But I guys that type/act like that. Gives the community here and responsible drug users everywhere a bad rap. Personally I think people abuse Pharms aren't the brightest bunch anyways but whatever.


Fuck him brah.

Hey... I'm like 1/4 benzodiazepine... what do you have against my people?!

 :(
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: meta on July 30, 2013, 06:27 am
All that energy expended over a worthless spam message sent by another faceless troglodyte? C'mooon Brucie....

How do you think revolutions happen my friend? With one simple act usually. If I send off our friend i3lazd a nice stewy sample of jenkem, he might reaccess his life. Plus I'm sure as fuck it will decrease my spam message count substantially.

Plus that took about a grand total of approximately how long it takes to make a frozen pizza. No biggie. I have a fuckton of free time.

...hehe

So, if I were to spam you as well, would you consider sending me some of this jenkem? I prefer the rush of huffing others excrement (prepared properly of course) as opposed to my own --- gives the act an extra bit of....... edginess y'know?

Twice the rush in one sniff.

...


...


[This is all absolutely hypothetical]
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 30, 2013, 06:31 am
Well now... if people think I'm going to ship off jenkem to anyone who spams me with an address... what the hell is stopping a bunch of people from making multiple accounts for free jenkem?

This shit isn't free you know... food costs money then becomes poop. And that my friends is how the economy works.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Dr RA on July 30, 2013, 06:39 am
What a guy.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Alighier on July 30, 2013, 06:51 am
*slow clap*

Jesus, this is better than HBO.  Probably better for me, too.

Did someone bring the popcorn and yayo?
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: ChemCat on July 30, 2013, 06:53 am
Dang!! 

You get HBO, Ali ???



LOL


:P
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Alighier on July 30, 2013, 06:55 am
Bruce, jeepers, dont worry about that....if i have a say in anything,  i3lazd will never get off of the "Shit List" in The Spare Coins Thread.....in fact, as i just woke up & am not feeling well and am cranky right now..i am going to make sure to do that now....you've been following the SCT where he constantly is begging for coins .... he never responded to my msg's to him/her/it in the SCT  ......am tired of people trying to use and abuse what we've taken alot of time to build.....i'm only one person...i dont do much....but to Fuck... Fuck with my Spare Coins Thread Family is not called for....well.....i've said enough..... i3lazd?

You'll never get off of that shit list!

Peace, Love & Hugs to you All  8)


Chem


  O0

Aw shucks, Chem, c'mon.  Cut the guy some slack.  I know I just recently slipped into the SCT family, but I think i3lazd is kinda cute, in a don't-leave-the-kids-alone-with-that-uncle sort of way.

<3 Ali
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: meta on July 30, 2013, 06:56 am
Well now... if people think I'm going to ship off jenkem to anyone who spams me with an address... what the hell is stopping a bunch of people from making multiple accounts for free jenkem?

This shit isn't free you know... food costs money then becomes poop. And that my friends is how the economy works.

Got a point there Bruce.

Okay, I'll send you small btc payments outside SR that should cover your (soon to be) copious consumption of hot wings and twice baked beans.

Sound reasonable?


*One caveat: I want it in an enclosed metal pail.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Alighier on July 30, 2013, 07:00 am
Dang!! 

You get HBO, Ali ???



LOL


:P

Not for long, Chemmy >.<  If I don't work something out soon, I may even be out of a place.  It was thanks to a few friends pitching in that I could sample your 'lone (beautiful, by the way, about to update and forum review ;))

If work doesn't pick up soon, I'm down to my last $100 (roughly 30 of that is going towards paying RS back.  I could be homeless for all the fucks I give, but I'm sure as hell not going to be a shyster.)

But for the next week or so, hell yes I get HBO ^.^

~Ali
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: AbraxasRiseth on July 30, 2013, 07:02 am
I like that you identified yourself as a psychopath. You gave him enough warning. Maybe you should send dog shit to all TEN of his addresses? But I guys that type/act like that. Gives the community here and responsible drug users everywhere a bad rap. Personally I think people abuse Pharms aren't the brightest bunch anyways but whatever.


Fuck him brah.

Hey... I'm like 1/4 benzodiazepine... what do you have against my people?!

 :(


Nothing really. I just associate "bars" with highschool kids over doing them at parties. That's all the I've ever seen them be used for.  :-\ :-\ :-\ That's not everyone obvious, it's just all I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Jack N Hoff on July 30, 2013, 07:02 am
Well now... if people think I'm going to ship off jenkem to anyone who spams me with an address... what the hell is stopping a bunch of people from making multiple accounts for free jenkem?

This shit isn't free you know... food costs money then becomes poop. And that my friends is how the economy works.

Got a point there Bruce.

Okay, I'll send you small btc payments outside SR that should cover your (soon to be) copious consumption of hot wings and twice baked beans.

Sound reasonable?


*One caveat: I want it in an enclosed metal pail.

Nah nah nah.  You can't go out of escrow.  You'll get my nigga banned doing that.  I might undercut his butthash listing....  I might list pre filled condoms of jenkem for like $8 + $5 priority shipping.  You're supposed to put a balloon or rubber on top as you let it ferment in the sun for a few weeks.  You inhale the gas.  No need for the poop soup.  I just send the pure butthash.  Straight to the point. 8)
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 30, 2013, 07:08 am
Well now... if people think I'm going to ship off jenkem to anyone who spams me with an address... what the hell is stopping a bunch of people from making multiple accounts for free jenkem?

This shit isn't free you know... food costs money then becomes poop. And that my friends is how the economy works.

Got a point there Bruce.

Okay, I'll send you small btc payments outside SR that should cover your (soon to be) copious consumption of hot wings and twice baked beans.

Sound reasonable?


*One caveat: I want it in an enclosed metal pail.

Nah nah nah.  You can't go out of escrow.  You'll get my nigga banned doing that.  I might undercut his butthash listing....  I might list pre filled condoms of jenkem for like $8 + $5 priority shipping.  You're supposed to put a balloon or rubber on top as you let it ferment in the sun for a few weeks.  You inhale the gas.  No need for the poop soup.  I just send the pure butthash.  Straight to the point. 8)

You're going to need to offer Express or it will explode in transit. You need a more structurally sound shipping container.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 30, 2013, 07:09 am
I like that you identified yourself as a psychopath. You gave him enough warning. Maybe you should send dog shit to all TEN of his addresses? But I guys that type/act like that. Gives the community here and responsible drug users everywhere a bad rap. Personally I think people abuse Pharms aren't the brightest bunch anyways but whatever.


Fuck him brah.

Hey... I'm like 1/4 benzodiazepine... what do you have against my people?!

 :(


Nothing really. I just associate "bars" with highschool kids over doing them at parties. That's all the I've ever seen them be used for.  :-\ :-\ :-\ That's not everyone obvious, it's just all I've ever seen.

There are more benzos than letters of the alphabet, with as many different effects as vowels. I prefer to mix them all together and create new drugs inside my body.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: OneBadDream on July 30, 2013, 07:11 am
xD This thread is revolutionary. Feed the dog corn. Suitable for anyone exhibiting bitch like behavior.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Thetruthseeker1234 on July 30, 2013, 07:24 am
This is the same buyer who made a thread about how to get extra money. Then decided on selling nbome as LSD for huge profit. I say fuck this guy
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 30, 2013, 07:48 am
Well guys from the support I've gotten in this thread and in the karma thread and since I have a legitimate jenkem listing in the market with a customer who requested a sample, I can say I am sending this individual a bag of fermented shit with a sealed Xanax or two inside. If he wants them bad enough he can fish them out of the jenkem.

 8)
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: kennypowders on July 30, 2013, 08:26 am
Well guys from the support I've gotten in this thread and in the karma thread and since I have a legitimate jenkem listing in the market with a customer who requested a sample, I can say I am sending this individual a bag of fermented shit with a sealed Xanax or two inside. If he wants them bad enough he can fish them out of the jenkem.

 8)

I support this for the most part.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: anontoker on July 30, 2013, 08:47 am
Well guys from the support I've gotten in this thread and in the karma thread and since I have a legitimate jenkem listing in the market with a customer who requested a sample, I can say I am sending this individual a bag of fermented shit with a sealed Xanax or two inside. If he wants them bad enough he can fish them out of the jenkem.

 8)

He certainly deserves it. I've thought of sending vendors some questions but not until I can pay for services in a month or two.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: njguido on July 30, 2013, 09:36 am
True to the name, Bruce Campbell is not fucking around  ;D
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 30, 2013, 09:43 am
Moral of the incident: Don't send crazy internet drug dealers your address, then talk shit to them, lest you receive shit in return. 
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: njguido on July 30, 2013, 09:53 am
Moral of the incident: Don't send crazy internet drug dealers your address, then talk shit to them, lest you receive shit in return.

In all seriousness, the cost of the fermented shit will be dwarfed by the life lesson received, it may save him in the future from less-forgiving internet drug dealing maniacs  ;D
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: anontoker on July 30, 2013, 10:27 am
I've no intention of fucking with a vendor. I'm smartz. I especially wouldn't send my actual address and then be a shithead..
I got respect for anyone with the balls to do what the vendors do. It's a service to all who live under the regime.

No jokes about you now being a shitty vendor.. ::) With corn plz...
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: purplepanth on July 30, 2013, 01:17 pm
I am just glad to find the reason for that listing.

Imagine doing the morning browsing and finding that listing with no reasonable explanation? My s/o said hey if someone would pay 50 bucks..why not..

Best thread I have read ..ever ...I think..


oh and my vote is to send it to him..I mean it appears that he did ask for it..
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Libertas on July 30, 2013, 03:45 pm
As you've been here long enough to know the rules, BruceCampbell, I'm going to go ahead and presume that you deleted the member's address seeing as you have no intention of engaging with him through the Silk Road order system. I'm also going to go ahead and assume that you have no intention of actually sending a Silk Road member feces in the mail, regardless of how much they have irritated you. You don't have his address to send feces to anyway as you deleted it immediately after deciding that you didn't want to let him order anything from you; would I be correct in that assumption?

Libertas
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: fiveotwo on July 30, 2013, 04:06 pm
I can say I am sending this individual a bag of fermented shit with a sealed Xanax or two inside.
+1 for the laughs.  I'm genuinely curious as to what level of stealth you plan to use.  Would it be harder to conceal the smell than weed?
You could throw in some pubic lice from http://crabrevenge.com/ as well to really seal the deal.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BlackIris on July 30, 2013, 04:12 pm
I can say I am sending this individual a bag of fermented shit with a sealed Xanax or two inside.

I am perfectly sure that the guy will take the "free" Xanax no matter what and will be quite happy at it
A little of shit will never stop someone from taking a freebye ;)
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: AussieMitch on July 30, 2013, 04:30 pm
Will you be shipping Jenkem internationally at all?

Australian street prices are ridiculously high, and the quality of local Jenkem inferior due to the lack of processed foods in our staple diets. A single ounce of particularly pungent Jenk can go for as high as $200 here.

Could you please also give us a rundown of the diet of the Jenkem producer you're sourcing from. I've found natural Jenkem diets based on eggs, baked beans and red meats produce a far superior product that your standard fast-food based Mexican Jenk, which is the only thing I'm getting hooked up with right now.

I'd be happy to set up some kind of re-sale agreement to bring your fresh American produce to my fellow Australian Jenkem enthusiasts.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on July 30, 2013, 05:12 pm
All that energy expended over a worthless spam message sent by another faceless troglodyte? C'mooon Brucie....

It's not about one spam message, it's about him being a cancer to our community. A leech and a liar. Silk Road is where we came because we did not want to deal with people like that. So I want to make sure EVERYONE knows he is a phony and a bad person. Like I said I'll pay the $5 shipping...
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: valakki on July 30, 2013, 05:38 pm
ok.. uhm..  I looked at the jenkem listing on sr... and someone actually bought some!!??
 someone finalized.
there is a customer review : "will update when after i receive"

lol
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Tyrion Lannister on July 30, 2013, 06:16 pm
As you've been here long enough to know the rules, BruceCampbell, I'm going to go ahead and presume that you deleted the member's address seeing as you have no intention of engaging with him through the Silk Road order system. I'm also going to go ahead and assume that you have no intention of actually sending a Silk Road member feces in the mail, regardless of how much they have irritated you. You don't have his address to send feces to anyway as you deleted it immediately after deciding that you didn't want to let him order anything from you; would I be correct in that assumption?

Libertas

s2 Libertas
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: turdburglarSandwich on July 30, 2013, 06:39 pm
I see many wonderful responses as how to "gift" your parasite. Might I add, if it hasn't crossed your mind yet, the mailed tuna fish sandwich?

On white bread, with mayo of course. You could even stamp the outside of the package with the Jeebus fish logo, and stylized "The miracle of the loaves and fishes", in the 21st Century!

I am not above sending a shit sandwich, either, as I am a guardian of many four legged furries and have an unending supply.

Just make sure to cya if you go that route with "not for human consumption" somewhere on the package.

Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Wepromisetwenty on July 30, 2013, 07:10 pm
As you've been here long enough to know the rules, BruceCampbell, I'm going to go ahead and presume that you deleted the member's address seeing as you have no intention of engaging with him through the Silk Road order system. I'm also going to go ahead and assume that you have no intention of actually sending a Silk Road member feces in the mail, regardless of how much they have irritated you. You don't have his address to send feces to anyway as you deleted it immediately after deciding that you didn't want to let him order anything from you; would I be correct in that assumption?

Libertas

I think its fair to say that, on this occaision, Bruce's photographic memory is going to be his savior.

Obey the rules, send the poop. Everyones a winner.


----

edit:.... almost everyone
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 30, 2013, 07:20 pm
Silk Road staff demoted me as a seller over this incident because a certain vendor Jack n' Hoff contacted me in PM and finalized the order with a burner buyer account because he thought it would be funny. Well I guess staff thinks I own that account, or needed to pad my feedback with a fake shit listing for some reason, so I have been banned. I hope you guys enjoyed the thread and got some laughs out of it, because I sure as fuck am not laughing at the moment. What an epic fail on my part. All the fucking scammers and "shitheads" running around here and I get banned for this. 139 "real" 5/5 transactions, an 8 month old account and thousands of dollars tied up in dope and logistics in Silk Road and I get banned for a joke.

Fuck my life.

Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: RS7FI8ZRkm on July 30, 2013, 07:37 pm
:-\ well this escalated quickly.. can you form an appeal over the ban, bruce?
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: valakki on July 30, 2013, 07:40 pm
Silk Road staff demoted me as a seller over this incident because a certain vendor Jack n' Hoff contacted me in PM and finalized the order with a burner buyer account because he thought it would be funny. Well I guess staff thinks I own that account, or needed to pad my feedback with a fake shit listing for some reason, so I have been banned. I hope you guys enjoyed the thread and got some laughs out of it, because I sure as fuck am not laughing at the moment. What an epic fail on my part. All the fucking scammers and "shitheads" running around here and I get banned for this. 139 "real" 5/5 transactions, an 8 month old account and thousands of dollars tied up in dope and logistics in Silk Road and I get banned for a joke.

Fuck my life.

damn. Im sorry. man. You kinda deserved punishment for being an asshole. but not this.  Im sorry.
maybe you could talk with jack and the staff and sort something out?
i mean... fuck! is this karma fucking with ya?

any way we can help? I got no money but if i can help with something... just shoot me a message.
seriously.

maybe you could finish the last order? and send Jack some shit.  or maybe ask the staff to ban him too? Lol.
sorry. dont neg me..
goddamn
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 30, 2013, 07:44 pm
I sent vendor support a message but I guess I brought it upon myself for being a smartass. I really don't give a fuck at the moment. If they don't want me vending it's their market. I realize that from a perspective of an outside observer, I might have an exceptional amount of free time, but I don't have enough free time to vacuum seal human excrement and send it through the postal system.

If I don't get my account status reinstated I won't be making another vendor account and I'll be deleting Bruce's forum posts and account and go sign up at another marketplace to sell my remaining stock then I'm retiring. I will not post, sell or order a single item off Silk Road again. Mark my words.

You guys want me gone I'll leave. It's your world.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Libertas on July 30, 2013, 07:48 pm
Silk Road staff demoted me as a seller over this incident because a certain vendor Jack n' Hoff contacted me in PM and finalized the order with a burner buyer account because he thought it would be funny. Well I guess staff thinks I own that account, or needed to pad my feedback with a fake shit listing for some reason, so I have been banned. I hope you guys enjoyed the thread and got some laughs out of it, because I sure as fuck am not laughing at the moment. What an epic fail on my part. All the fucking scammers and "shitheads" running around here and I get banned for this. 139 "real" 5/5 transactions, an 8 month old account and thousands of dollars tied up in dope and logistics in Silk Road and I get banned for a joke.

Fuck my life.

An order can only be finalized once it has been marked 'in transit'. That brings to a total of 3 the rules that you have broken:

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/wiki/index.php?title=Seller%27s_Guide#Things_to_avoid
Quote
Leaving fake feedback for yourself from a dummy buyer account
Saving customer addresses
Claiming to have sent an order when you haven't

The collusion with another vendor for fake feedback on a listing that was never intended to be sent in the first place broke the first 'thing to avoid' above.

The fact that you kept the address of a Silk Road customer despite having no intention to engage in a trade with them via the Silk Road order system broke the second.

Marking an order 'in transit' despite the fact that it would never be sent broke the third.

As a long-time vendor you really should have known better than to engage in actions that would certainly lead to your account being suspended.

Libertas
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Wepromisetwenty on July 30, 2013, 07:49 pm
That sucks. Come on, it was just a joke. And even if it hadn't been... A bit of poop never killed anyone, seriously. Poop ffs!

If its just the fake feedback thing presumably Jack admitting to it will get you off the hook. One would hope anyway...
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on July 30, 2013, 07:51 pm
I'm sure it will get reinstated Bruce you've done nothing wrong. I feel really bad about the whole thing now that this is the result :( I still think i3lazed is a POS, though.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Minchia on July 30, 2013, 07:52 pm
well if Frank Matthews got his account back after trying to convince a buyer making deals outside of SR,
i do not see any reason why bruce shouldnt be able to sort this with SR-staff out.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: RS7FI8ZRkm on July 30, 2013, 07:57 pm
perhaps it might help if you can get jack to clarify the situation, claim ownership of the 'burner" account? perhaps send a screen capture to staff, of the conversation between you an jack?

also, not sure if what libertas said had anything to do with the demote, but maybe going on record and saying, yes the address has been deleted might help? :-\

just trying to be supportive/helpful, sorry if I come off like dick, telling you what todo, :)

overall, I whole heartily hope everything works out for the best for you bruce, an perhaps in the end it will :)
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 30, 2013, 07:57 pm
So because the guy sent me his address in a PM and I haven't gotten around to deleting it, I'm keeping customer addresses? How about HumboldtsFinest and Supertrips and the other vendors who actually keep customer addresses and have admitted doing so?

How about vendors who USPS click and ship (saving addresses in an off-site database)

What about the benzo sellers benzosource and listonishere who are on record marking orders in transit that were not sent according to their feedback?

You guys are grasping at straws. Libertas, DPR, mods... you want me gone you know damn well I'll leave.

You seemed to laugh at my fake rapecakes thread a few months back.

You're completely arguing semantics Libertas, which is what I was doing, so I guess it's karma. But you know damn well this was a joke.



Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Wepromisetwenty on July 30, 2013, 08:05 pm
Silk Road staff demoted me as a seller over this incident because a certain vendor Jack n' Hoff contacted me in PM and finalized the order with a burner buyer account because he thought it would be funny. Well I guess staff thinks I own that account, or needed to pad my feedback with a fake shit listing for some reason, so I have been banned. I hope you guys enjoyed the thread and got some laughs out of it, because I sure as fuck am not laughing at the moment. What an epic fail on my part. All the fucking scammers and "shitheads" running around here and I get banned for this. 139 "real" 5/5 transactions, an 8 month old account and thousands of dollars tied up in dope and logistics in Silk Road and I get banned for a joke.

Fuck my life.

An order can only be finalized once it has been marked 'in transit'. That brings to a total of 3 the rules that you have broken:

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/wiki/index.php?title=Seller%27s_Guide#Things_to_avoid
Quote
Leaving fake feedback for yourself from a dummy buyer account
Saving customer addresses
Claiming to have sent an order when you haven't

The collusion with another vendor for fake feedback on a listing that was never intended to be sent in the first place broke the first 'thing to avoid' above.

The fact that you kept the address of a Silk Road customer despite having no intention to engage in a trade with them via the Silk Road order system broke the second.

Marking an order 'in transit' despite the fact that it would never be sent broke the third.

As a long-time vendor you really should have known better than to engage in actions that would certainly lead to your account being suspended.

Libertas

Sorry to chime in again - as this isn't even my issue, but as I was posting at the time - i was a bit shocked by this?! It was all fun and games 5 minutes ago.

I'm no expert but I didn't see any proof that he'd purposely kept the guys address.

Furthermore, It was a joke listing about feces for crying out loud... and unless i'm missing something it someone else leaving joke feedback isn't the vendor leaving feedback for himself. If we're being pedantic about it maybe the rules need to be re-written in more explicit terms. Or if not, and they're going to be open to the interpretation of whoevers in charge ... I reckon taking this dudes vendor account away for good would be a bit over the top.

Presumably Bruce is just being made an example of for being a bit over-zealous with the poo-revenge joke.

Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 30, 2013, 08:08 pm
Hey... I actually have a solution to this problem.

HOW ABOUT I SEND JACK A SAMPLE OF MY JENKEM AND I CAN GET MY ACCOUNT BACK? Can you prove I didn't?

He actually provided me an address. I required FE on the listing because it's volatile and I was concerned it would explode in transit.

I respect and love you guys. Don't shaft me like this.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Thetruthseeker1234 on July 30, 2013, 08:11 pm
Funny enough look at this Xanax listing for this same buyer:
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/8bb17cb870
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Libertas on July 30, 2013, 08:11 pm
So because the guy sent me his address in a PM and I haven't gotten around to deleting it, I'm keeping customer addresses? How about HumboldtsFinest and Supertrips and the other vendors who actually keep customer addresses and have admitted doing so?

You started this thread stating that you intended to send the member excrement. You did not delete the address despite having ample opportunity to do so, you instead kept it for that stated purpose. Regarding the other vendors, please PM me links to the posts where those vendors have admitted to keeping customer addresses and I will pass them on to another administrator for investigation.

How about vendors who USPS click and ship (saving addresses in an off-site database)

Vendors shipping methods are not my concern, and have nothing to do with your demotion.

What about the benzo sellers benzosource and listonishere who are on record marking orders in transit that were not sent according to their feedback?

If the buyers took those orders to resolution then they could work out the issue with the vendor. If they FE'd, we cannot offer support for the orders so the reasons for the orders not arriving are none of our concern. If we receive reports from those buyers regarding items being marked 'in transit' but never receiving them, we will look into those reports.

You guys are grasping at straws. Libertas, DPR, mods... you want me gone you know damn well I'll leave.

You seemed to laugh at my fake rapecakes thread a few months back.

You're completely arguing semantics Libertas, which is what I was doing, so I guess it's karma. But you know damn well this was a joke.

Nobody has a 'vendetta' of any sort against you, BruceCampbell. For what it's worth, I do quite enjoy reading most of your posts and you do seem to be a stand-up vendor for the most part. However, you violated 3 rules that govern vending on Silk Road. You cannot expect to break the rules and get away with it; any vendor that has broken minor rules in the past and has been reinstated has only had their privileges restored after meeting certain requirements.

I am not arguing semantics, BruceCampbell. I am pointing out the exact rules you have broken.

Libertas
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: RS7FI8ZRkm on July 30, 2013, 08:12 pm
or resolving the issue, by refunding the coin out of RC seems appropriate , also bruce delete the address you got through PM ;)...
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Libertas on July 30, 2013, 08:14 pm
Hey... I actually have a solution to this problem.

HOW ABOUT I SEND JACK A SAMPLE OF MY JENKEM AND I CAN GET MY ACCOUNT BACK? Can you prove I didn't?

He actually provided me an address. I required FE on the listing because it's volatile and I was concerned it would explode in transit.

I respect and love you guys. Don't shaft me like this.

Please re-read the following post:

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=193157.msg1394576#msg1394576

Libertas
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Remediless on July 30, 2013, 08:16 pm
So because the guy sent me his address in a PM and I haven't gotten around to deleting it, I'm keeping customer addresses? How about HumboldtsFinest and Supertrips and the other vendors who actually keep customer addresses and have admitted doing so?

How about vendors who USPS click and ship (saving addresses in an off-site database)

What about the benzo sellers benzosource and listonishere who are on record marking orders in transit that were not sent according to their feedback?

You guys are grasping at straws. Libertas, DPR, mods... you want me gone you know damn well I'll leave.

You seemed to laugh at my fake rapecakes thread a few months back.

You're completely arguing semantics Libertas, which is what I was doing, so I guess it's karma. But you know damn well this was a joke.

Bruce,

For what it's worth, I've seen your posts all over the forums a lot and it's obvious you're a joker (you've made me chuckle a lot) and that the dog shit thing was a joke. I was going to post when I saw it that I'd send you some coins for the shipping, which would have also been a joke.

I hope this gets sorted out buddy and you get your account back because you're obviously a good vendor and this was a joke discussion rather than a serious one.

Often irony doesn't translate well to text I suppose. ??? :-[

Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 30, 2013, 08:21 pm
Jack, please provide me a mailing address. You forgot to include one in your order or I have misplaced it/it seems like a fake address. Your jenkem was ready to ship last night. You must have made a mistake placing your order. I attribute it to human error and the time of evening. We all make mistakes. Thank you however for agreeing to FE, as per my terms and conditions in regard to the jenkem listing. I'm sure we thoroughly in PM's last night discussed FE for structural integrity reasons.

The message from the offending customer containing the address has been deleted from your server. I'm pretty sure you realize that my inbox gets rather cluttered sometimes.

Can I have my account back now please?

 :)
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Libertas on July 30, 2013, 08:26 pm
Jack, please provide me a mailing address. You forgot to include one in your order or I have misplaced it/it seems like a fake address. Your jenkem was ready to ship last night. You must have made a mistake placing your order. I attribute it to human error and the time of evening. We all make mistakes. Thank you however for agreeing to FE, as per my terms and conditions in regard to the jenkem listing. I'm sure we thoroughly in PM's last night discussed FE for structural integrity reasons.

The message from the offending customer containing the address has been deleted from your server. I'm pretty sure you realize that my inbox gets rather cluttered sometimes.

Can I have my account back now please?

 :)

You cannot retroactively change the fact that you have broken the rules, BruceCampbell, and your posts here and messages to Vendor Support imply that you are fully aware of the fact that you did indeed break the rules. You colluded with another member in lowering the price of your listing to $0.00 in order for that member to be able to purchase, finalize and leave feedback.

You still have your account, but your vending privileges will not be reinstated.

Libertas
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Jack N Hoff on July 30, 2013, 08:46 pm
Jack, please provide me a mailing address. You forgot to include one in your order or I have misplaced it/it seems like a fake address. Your jenkem was ready to ship last night. You must have made a mistake placing your order. I attribute it to human error and the time of evening. We all make mistakes. Thank you however for agreeing to FE, as per my terms and conditions in regard to the jenkem listing. I'm sure we thoroughly in PM's last night discussed FE for structural integrity reasons.

The message from the offending customer containing the address has been deleted from your server. I'm pretty sure you realize that my inbox gets rather cluttered sometimes.

Can I have my account back now please?

 :)
You colluded with another member in lowering the price of your listing to $0.00 in order for that member to be able to purchase, finalize and leave feedback.

Actually, if you look at the messages they are asking for a free sample of jenkem....  And they did provide a shipping address....  I really don't understand.  I've lowered prices for customers that were short on coin before.  Vendors can't change their prices?  Can't give free samples? 

But top vendors can openly admit to saving customers addresses....  Hmmm.,,  And no I wont snitch on other vendors but I've seen vendors openly admitting to saving customer addresses on this forum.  I have also seen customers admitted to paying for orders outside of escrow.

I'm going to end up paying the bond on another vendor account for Bruce because of this. >:(
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: NorthernStar on July 30, 2013, 08:47 pm
Jack, please provide me a mailing address. You forgot to include one in your order or I have misplaced it/it seems like a fake address. Your jenkem was ready to ship last night. You must have made a mistake placing your order. I attribute it to human error and the time of evening. We all make mistakes. Thank you however for agreeing to FE, as per my terms and conditions in regard to the jenkem listing. I'm sure we thoroughly in PM's last night discussed FE for structural integrity reasons.

The message from the offending customer containing the address has been deleted from your server. I'm pretty sure you realize that my inbox gets rather cluttered sometimes.

Can I have my account back now please?

 :)

You cannot retroactively change the fact that you have broken the rules, BruceCampbell, and your posts here and messages to Vendor Support imply that you are fully aware of the fact that you did indeed break the rules. You colluded with another member in lowering the price of your listing to $0.00 in order for that member to be able to purchase, finalize and leave feedback.

You still have your account, but your vending privileges will not be reinstated.

Libertas
An outright ban, no appeal, or no time scale as to if/ when it might  be re-instated. It's a bit harsh, Is this compulsory, or a case by case basis Libertas?
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Alighier on July 30, 2013, 08:52 pm
Quote from: MyManMLKJr.BLVD
Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.


Curious that I read that as uplifting to the oppressed, then as edict to the oppressors.


I'm sure you've got better things to do, Libertas, but this is going a bit far.  Even having an almost non-existent relationship with BruceCampbell, I can tell he's just a smart ass.  He means no harm, there is no malicious activity going on here.  Just one, big, stinking joke.   

And for what it's worth, your moniker, your likeness, your signature phrase- all worthless if you do not follow the heart of their meaning.

In any case, You've got my prayers, Bruce.

~Ali
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 30, 2013, 09:06 pm
I don't know who I'm speaking to in vendor support but I sent one last heartfelt message asking for an appeal to DPR himself. Not Libertas. If DPR doesn't want me here I respect that man enough to leave, and I'm certainly not going to re-open another account, type out a new profile page and listings, build a new rep and do business in a marketplace that's going to shaft me when I have literally attempted to go above and beyond for every customer who ordered from me. I guess you guys can find me over at Atlantis or something, because I sure as hell can't move all the stock I have IRL. Now I have a house full of felonies and lost a source of income. 

I see scammers and big time vendors get away with fucking murder compared to this. This is pedantic, and fucking heartless.

I await a reply from Dread Pirate Roberts. Until then I don't consider this matter closed Libertas.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Remediless on July 30, 2013, 09:11 pm
It's one thing having rules to protect a community, but taking said rule book too literally when dealing with a notorious joker who happens to be a reputable vendor while plenty of other lesser vendors stay on SR and selectively (and sometimes blatantly) scam customers out of their hard-earned money makes this place seem less like some libertarian Utopia and more like a school.

I hope your get your vendor privileges reinstated, Bruce.

This all reads like a sense of humor failure.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: RS7FI8ZRkm on July 30, 2013, 09:12 pm
:( it's sad to see it come down to this.. for what its worth, I do hope you get reinstated as vendor.

 much love to you bruce, hoping everything works out for the best brother.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Remediless on July 30, 2013, 09:27 pm
Quote from: MyManMLKJr.BLVD
Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.

And for what it's worth, your moniker, your likeness, your signature phrase- all worthless if you do not follow the heart of their meaning.


+1 to that.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Libertas on July 30, 2013, 09:33 pm
To those of you who are chiming in here in support of BruceCampbell, that's fine, you're fully entitled to do that.

However, I should clarify that he was NOT demoted for stating he would 'mail dog shit' to a member that asked him for a sample, nor for posting a 'jenkem' listing. If a buyer wishes to purchase excrement and a vendor wishes to sell it to them, that's perfectly acceptable as long as they engage in the transaction through the Silk Road order system.

BruceCampbell was demoted for breaking the rules, something many of you call for something to be done about when you see others doing it. We cannot apply the rules to some, but then let others get away with keeping Silk Road customer addresses, faking feedback and declaring something sent with no intention of ever sending it.

Sure, the "I'm going to send dog shit to a Silk Road member" may have been a joke and that's fine, and the 'jenkem' listing on the main site may have been a continuation of that joke for comedic purposes but actively selling that listing and receiving feedback for it despite never intending to send the product is a clear violation of the rules, along with keeping the address of the original member that sparked this entire thing off despite not planning on engaging in a trade with them through the Silk Road order system. Whether this was all initially meant as a joke and is simply something that BruceCampbell let get out of hand as a result of his actions or not is irrelevant; the rules are the rules and vendors must abide by them if they wish to do business on Silk Road.

Libertas
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 30, 2013, 09:40 pm
Ok. How about you have your boss Dread Pirate Roberts come post the same thing you just said Libertas. I respect you for the most part, well certainly less at the moment, but you're coming across as a pedantic, anal-retentive, Himmler-esque fucking bureaucrat. Delete my fake $0 fake listing transaction and give me my fucking account back and go actually do something useful like bust a fucking scammmer or something bro. Or do I have to message DPR, and post a thread with poll asking if my decision should be appealed? Because I'm suspecting you're going to get little support in favor of banning me over a joke listing when there are literally people being scammed and preyed upon this very moment. Hell, I'll take Jack up on his offer and just open another account.

Hey DPR, where you at bro? You're a level headed individual. You agree with my ban?

Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Thetruthseeker1234 on July 30, 2013, 09:44 pm
Wow shit got real fast
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: cirrus on July 30, 2013, 09:51 pm
Hey DPR, where you at bro? You're a level headed individual. You agree with my ban?



Keep in mind that DPR is also the one who put the rules, which you broke, in place.  No one gets a free pass and if you have information about vendors scamming, then I'd encourage you to report those vendors so the admin can look into them as well.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Alighier on July 30, 2013, 09:53 pm
To those of you who are chiming in here in support of BruceCampbell, that's fine, you're fully entitled to do that.

However, I should clarify that he was NOT demoted for stating he would 'mail dog shit' to a member that asked him for a sample, nor for posting a 'jenkem' listing. If a buyer wishes to purchase excrement and a vendor wishes to sell it to them, that's perfectly acceptable as long as they engage in the transaction through the Silk Road order system.

BruceCampbell was demoted for breaking the rules, something many of you call for something to be done about when you see others doing it. We cannot apply the rules to some, but then let others get away with keeping Silk Road customer addresses, faking feedback and declaring something sent with no intention of ever sending it.

Sure, the "I'm going to send dog shit to a Silk Road member" may have been a joke and that's fine, and the 'jenkem' listing on the main site may have been a continuation of that joke for comedic purposes but actively selling that listing and receiving feedback for it despite never intending to send the product is a clear violation of the rules, along with keeping the address of the original member that sparked this entire thing off despite not planning on engaging in a trade with them through the Silk Road order system. Whether this was all initially meant as a joke and is simply something the BruceCampbell let get out of hand as a result of his actions is irrelevant; the rules are the rules and vendors must abide by them if they wish to do business on Silk Road.

Libertas

The actual evidence you have supporting this claim is almost entirely speculative.  Who's to say Bruce never intended to send his psychoactive excrement to (was it Jack?  Not really my place to ask, though, is it?).

I do recall some claims that Bruce would NOT send excrement to i3lazd towards the end, I believe (which is to his credit, it would have been an unsolicited order).

Why wasn't a warning issued?  Asking Bruce to cease and desist before pulling out the nightstick?

What shocks me is that there hasn't been more done about this, about an obvious abuse of Nazi principles.

Anyway, Bruce, I don't know how much the word of a scag like me is worth, but you've got my backing.

Cheers, -1 to SR if this is allowed.

~Ali
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Libertas on July 30, 2013, 09:58 pm
Ok. How about you have your boss Dread Pirate Roberts come post the same thing you just said Libertas. I respect you for the most part, well certainly less at the moment, but you're coming across as a pedantic, anal-retentive, Himmler-esque fucking bureaucrat. Delete my fake $0 fake listing transaction and give me my fucking account back and go actually do something useful like bust a fucking scammmer or something bro. Or do I have to message DPR, and post a thread with poll asking if my decision should be appealed? Because I'm suspecting you're going to get little support in favor of banning me over a joke listing when there are literally people being scammed and preyed upon this very moment. Hell, I'll take Jack up on his offer and just open another account.

Hey DPR, where you at bro? You're a level headed individual. You agree with my ban?

I will bring this up with the other administrators as requested. However, the fact of the matter is that you broke no less than 3 rules that you agreed not to break when you agreed to the Seller Contract and became a vendor on Silk Road. It is not my responsibility to chase down scammers, so I'll continue doing my own job, thank you very much. A poll asking if your decision will be appealed will have no impact on administrative decisions; feel free to do that - it is your right. I would ask, however, that you include the 3 reasons for your demotion when explaining the situation and asking people to vote in that poll. Whether I get support for demoting you or not is not an issue - I stated when I was first made staff on Silk Road that I am here to do my job whether I receive applause or criticism for it; that has not changed, nor will it.

Again, you were not demoted "over a joke listing" - have you even read my posts above? You were demoted for keeping a Silk Road customer's address, faking feedback and declaring something sent with no intention of ever sending it.

Libertas
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 30, 2013, 10:00 pm
Hey DPR, where you at bro? You're a level headed individual. You agree with my ban?



Keep in mind that DPR is also the one who put the rules, which you broke, in place.  No one gets a free pass and if you have information about vendors scamming, then I'd encourage you to report those vendors so the admin can look into them as well.

When the fuck did the Silk Road mods become brownshirts and pedantic bureaucrats is what I'd like to know. I hate proving Godwin's law correct, but this is some straight up Nazi bullshit.

Yes. I await my reply from DPR.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on July 30, 2013, 10:00 pm
To those of you who are chiming in here in support of BruceCampbell, that's fine, you're fully entitled to do that.

However, I should clarify that he was NOT demoted for stating he would 'mail dog shit' to a member that asked him for a sample, nor for posting a 'jenkem' listing. If a buyer wishes to purchase excrement and a vendor wishes to sell it to them, that's perfectly acceptable as long as they engage in the transaction through the Silk Road order system.

BruceCampbell was demoted for breaking the rules, something many of you call for something to be done about when you see others doing it. We cannot apply the rules to some, but then let others get away with keeping Silk Road customer addresses, faking feedback and declaring something sent with no intention of ever sending it.

Sure, the "I'm going to send dog shit to a Silk Road member" may have been a joke and that's fine, and the 'jenkem' listing on the main site may have been a continuation of that joke for comedic purposes but actively selling that listing and receiving feedback for it despite never intending to send the product is a clear violation of the rules, along with keeping the address of the original member that sparked this entire thing off despite not planning on engaging in a trade with them through the Silk Road order system. Whether this was all initially meant as a joke and is simply something the BruceCampbell let get out of hand as a result of his actions is irrelevant; the rules are the rules and vendors must abide by them if they wish to do business on Silk Road.

Libertas

The actual evidence you have supporting this claim is almost entirely speculative.  Who's to say Bruce never intended to send his psychoactive excrement to (was it Jack?  Not really my place to ask, though, is it?).

I do recall some claims that Bruce would NOT send excrement to i3lazd towards the end, I believe (which is to his credit, it would have been an unsolicited order).

Why wasn't a warning issued?  Asking Bruce to cease and desist before pulling out the nightstick?

What shocks me is that there hasn't been more done about this, about an obvious abuse of Nazi principles.

Anyway, Bruce, I don't know how much the word of a scag like me is worth, but you've got my backing.

Cheers, -1 to SR if this is allowed.

~Ali

Agreed. I feel like ban was on speculation, not proof.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Libertas on July 30, 2013, 10:06 pm
Ok. How about you have your boss Dread Pirate Roberts come post the same thing you just said Libertas. I respect you for the most part, well certainly less at the moment, but you're coming across as a pedantic, anal-retentive, Himmler-esque fucking bureaucrat. Delete my fake $0 fake listing transaction and give me my fucking account back and go actually do something useful like bust a fucking scammmer or something bro. Or do I have to message DPR, and post a thread with poll asking if my decision should be appealed? Because I'm suspecting you're going to get little support in favor of banning me over a joke listing when there are literally people being scammed and preyed upon this very moment. Hell, I'll take Jack up on his offer and just open another account.

Hey DPR, where you at bro? You're a level headed individual. You agree with my ban?

I will bring this up with the other administrators as requested. However, the fact of the matter is that you broke no less than 3 rules that you agreed not to break when you agreed to the Seller Contract and became a vendor on Silk Road. It is not my responsibility to chase down scammers, so I'll continue doing my own job, thank you very much. A poll asking if your decision will be appealed will have no impact on administrative decisions; feel free to do that - it is your right. I would ask, however, that you include the 3 reasons for your demotion when explaining the situation and asking people to vote in that poll. Whether I get support for demoting you or not is not an issue - I stated when I was first made staff on Silk Road that I am here to do my job whether I receive applause or criticism for it; that has not changed, nor will it.

Again, you were not demoted "over a joke listing" - have you even read my posts above? You were demoted for keeping a Silk Road customer's address, faking feedback and declaring something sent with no intention of ever sending it.

Libertas
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: weed4me6969 on July 30, 2013, 10:07 pm
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!

They aint playin'


Good luck to you BruceCampbell!!!  Hope all goes well and i understand your frustration....

I also understand Libertas is just trying to do his job, and maybe he is not the one to blame... You definitely need to talk to DPR.  Figure this out bro!
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 30, 2013, 10:08 pm
I clearly stated and have provided counter-arguments for your claims here. I can fucking read Libertas. Lol.

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=193372.0

Feel free to vote on the matter. It seems futile at this point, but I'm exercising my Libertarian principles of freedom of speech and think this is a fucking farce.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Libertas on July 30, 2013, 10:14 pm
I have discussed it with DPR and he shares my view that you have indeed broken the rules. I have forwarded your request to hear that from him yourself up to him on the main site, and you will receive your response there via PM.

Libertas
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: helpmywife on July 30, 2013, 10:23 pm
puting him on the blackilist for being a scammer is fine. but the blacklist cant be trusted i had a vendor threaten(he problu did too) to put me on there because i gave him a 4/5 but its all he deserved for multiple resons. so fuck him! i told hijm to fuck off and he went off called me a scammer somehow(didnt know what i was trying to scam) and said i was going on THE VENDOR BLACKLIST??? ID THAT REAL EVEN BECAUSE I HAVE GREAT RELATIONSHIPS WITH ALL MY VENDORS AND NEVER HAD A PROBLEM!
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: NorthernStar on July 30, 2013, 10:27 pm
puting him on the blackilist for being a scammer is fine. but the blacklist cant be trusted i had a vendor threaten(he problu did too) to put me on there because i gave him a 4/5 but its all he deserved for multiple resons. so fuck him! i told hijm to fuck off and he went off called me a scammer somehow(didnt know what i was trying to scam) and said i was going on THE VENDOR BLACKLIST??? ID THAT REAL EVEN BECAUSE I HAVE GREAT RELATIONSHIPS WITH ALL MY VENDORS AND NEVER HAD A PROBLEM!
And what has this incoherent rambling go to do with BC? or the price of fish?
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: PureEnergy on July 30, 2013, 10:31 pm
 :o
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: helpmywife on July 30, 2013, 10:35 pm
Hey DPR, where you at bro? You're a level headed individual. You agree with my ban?



Keep in mind that DPR is also the one who put the rules, which you broke, in place.  No one gets a free pass and if you have information about vendors scamming, then I'd encourage you to report those vendors so the admin can look into them as well.

When the fuck did the Silk Road mods become brownshirts and pedantic bureaucrats is what I'd like to know. I hate proving Godwin's law correct, but this is some straight up Nazi bullshit.

Yes. I await my reply from DPR.
Nazi's lol You agreed to a contract! atleast you realized you were wrong! I agree there all lil rules EXEPT 1 HOW COULD YOU HOLD AN ADRESS THAT JUST FUCKED UP!
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Alighier on July 30, 2013, 10:41 pm
Well it's appreciated Libertas. It's his market. Like I said he doesn't want me here I'm gone. Thanks everyone for your support. Thanks to all my customers who bought from me and thanks for the opportunity. I fucked up. I didn't mean anything nefarious in my actions and apologize. I do not think I will be opening a new account on Silk Road and I will delete my forum posts and account when I have the time. If I feel inclined enough you might be able to find me on another marketplace in the future.

Stay groovy guys. It's been fun. Stay safe.

Much love,

Bruce

Good night, sweet prince.  And fuck all,
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Libertas on July 30, 2013, 10:42 pm
Just to let all of you who are supporting this vendor know, we have also turned up more evidence of feedback padding in the past. If vendors play by the rules they will not have any issues. If they break the rules, they face the consequences of their actions.

BruceCampbell, you seem to have been a decent vendor for the most part as well as a good contributor to the community here on the forums and on the back of that I wish you the best for the future. However, the rules are the rules.

Libertas
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: helpmywife on July 30, 2013, 10:45 pm
Just to let all of you who are supporting this vendor know, we have also turned up more evidence of feedback padding in the past. If vendors play by the rules they will not have any issues. If they break the rules, they face the consequences of their actions.

BruceCampbell, you seem to have been a decent vendor for the most part as well as a good contributor to the community here on the forums and on the back of that I wish you the best for the future. However, the rules are the rules.

Libertas
i truley believe some rules can be bend for good ppl/vendors. BUT holding an address i think takes that cake and runs with it! he got what was coming to him.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Jack N Hoff on July 30, 2013, 10:50 pm
but actively selling that listing and receiving feedback for it despite never intending to send the product is a clear violation of the rules

And how can you say he was never intending to ship it? ???  Did you speak to God himself?!  I have some questions for God the next time you talk to him.  Give me your PGP key so I can encrypt my questions for God.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: helpmywife on July 30, 2013, 10:54 pm
but actively selling that listing and receiving feedback for it despite never intending to send the product is a clear violation of the rules

And how can you say he was never intending to ship it? ???  Did you speak to God himself?!  I have some questions for God the next time you talk to him.  Give me your PGP key so I can encrypt my questions for God.
Jack although iv never seen a comment by you i didnt like,i agree with your reasoning now. honestly how do YOU feel about the address thing i think we are all looking over it and thats a very important issue!?
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 30, 2013, 10:55 pm
Just to let all of you who are supporting this vendor know, we have also turned up more evidence of feedback padding in the past. If vendors play by the rules they will not have any issues. If they break the rules, they face the consequences of their actions.

BruceCampbell, you seem to have been a decent vendor for the most part as well as a good contributor to the community here on the forums and on the back of that I wish you the best for the future. However, the rules are the rules.

Libertas

Lol. I sent funds from my buyer account to a guy on zoklet for an off-site transaction. The username was Captaindrugs I gave him the money to order what he wanted from me and I got a few services performed for me. I thought I might as well get a transaction for it. I guess I didn't consider that breaking the rules either. I'm a fucking monster.

You caught the tater!

I accept my banishment. You didn't catch me padding shit Libertas. I have literally no reason to lie at this point.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Libertas on July 30, 2013, 10:56 pm
but actively selling that listing and receiving feedback for it despite never intending to send the product is a clear violation of the rules

And how can you say he was never intending to ship it? ???  Did you speak to God himself?!  I have some questions for God the next time you talk to him.  Give me your PGP key so I can encrypt my questions for God.

My PGP key is available in my signature. Regarding how I can state with absolute certainty that he was never intending to ship it, he has stated in the post below that it was a fake listing:

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=193372.msg1395023#msg1395023

3. Claiming to have sent an order when you haven't.

Counter argument: It's impossible to send a fake order.

Libertas
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: RS7FI8ZRkm on July 30, 2013, 11:13 pm
sad day on SR, when you see an asshole moocher, triumph over a respected vendor like BC :-\

best wishes to you bruce, hope all works out well for you brother.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on July 30, 2013, 11:23 pm
but actively selling that listing and receiving feedback for it despite never intending to send the product is a clear violation of the rules

And how can you say he was never intending to ship it? ???  Did you speak to God himself?!  I have some questions for God the next time you talk to him.  Give me your PGP key so I can encrypt my questions for God.

My PGP key is available in my signature.

Two wrongs don't make a right ??? no need to antagonize people Libertas.

And I know he broke the rules but I thought it was on a case by case basis to get an account re-instated. As far as the address thing it wasn't like he ordered something. He sent his address unencrypted in a PRIVATE MESSAGE if I believe correctly. I don't think he copy and pasted anything he just didn't delete the message. This really is a sad day for Silk Road if a very well respected vendor gets banned over a joke..... and I don't even order off the guy.

Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: astor on July 30, 2013, 11:30 pm
Goddman, this thread. If admins paid half as much attention to real scammers as they have to this thread, SR wouldn't be slowly overrun with them.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Thetruthseeker1234 on July 30, 2013, 11:32 pm
Goddman, this thread. If admins paid half as much attention to real scammers as they have to this thread, SR wouldn't be slowly overrun with them.
Truth
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 30, 2013, 11:34 pm
Libertas accused me of actually padding two transactions and he is almost correct in his assumptions. I frequent a lot of forums and did a trade with a person who created a buyer account on Silk Road and provided me an address in exchange for some forged documents. I sent money from my personal buyer account to another member probably 6 weeks ago to make a purchase from me. The username in question is Captaindrugs. I even explicitly told him to name the account in question Captaindrugs so I can identify him; well as Captaindrugs. So basically if you want to argue semantics, it was an unnecessary transaction I could have handled offsite.

It is for this offense I accept my banishment. Not the jenkem farce. Not keeping a dipshit's address in my inbox. It's obvious from my posts and from my behavior try to bend the rules of Silk Road in my favor. Just because I feel I'm correct in my opinion doesn't make me correct.

If I wanted to pad my feedback I would have made it a little less obvious. I frequently send funds to and from my BruceCampbell account to my buyer account and take loans from other vendors. If staff can read my PM's, then I assume they can check my account history. I don't find padding feedback to be an effective strategy. You buy from yourself and pay an escrow fee and put a blatant fuck you to yourself on your vendor profile.

I have not at any time intentionally padded my feedback.

I really have no idea if that's against Silk Road rules, but yeah. It looks suspicious. Given the other accusations being hurled at me. I'm boned.

All this seems to really be based on accusation and what I consider to be trivial bullshit in the grand scheme of things, but I know when I've lost. I think I actually have broken the rules and apologize. However the admin and mods wish to use their time and skill is not my decision, but I still feel like this is unnecessary.

Sorry guys.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Libertas on July 30, 2013, 11:51 pm
but actively selling that listing and receiving feedback for it despite never intending to send the product is a clear violation of the rules

And how can you say he was never intending to ship it? ???  Did you speak to God himself?!  I have some questions for God the next time you talk to him.  Give me your PGP key so I can encrypt my questions for God.

My PGP key is available in my signature.

Two wrongs don't make a right ??? no need to antagonize people Libertas.

And I know he broke the rules but I thought it was on a case by case basis to get an account re-instated. As far as the address thing it wasn't like he ordered something. He sent his address unencrypted in a PRIVATE MESSAGE if I believe correctly. I don't think he copy and pasted anything he just didn't delete the message. This really is a sad day for Silk Road if a very well respected vendor gets banned over a joke..... and I don't even order off the guy.

My PGP key was requested and I told Jack N Hoff where he could find it. If he wishes to engage with me in such a manner I will reply in as deadpan a manner as possible.

As far as BruceCampbell goes, he was not "banned over a joke" as you seem to think. If you're interested in finding out the reasons that he was banned, simply read my previous posts in this thread.

Goddman, this thread. If admins paid half as much attention to real scammers as they have to this thread, SR wouldn't be slowly overrun with them.

Scammers often don't come to our attention until they are reported to SR Support. I would suggest encouraging members to contact SR Support on the main site in order to significantly cut down on the time that a scammer is able to operate. Hunting down scammers is not my job in any event (though I certainly do look into any reports I may get in order to shut down obvious scamming), so my input on this thread does not affect anything in that regard.

Libertas
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: anontoker on July 30, 2013, 11:54 pm
Thanks for the explanation. Got to hand it to him for coming clean, that's f'in honorable man.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 31, 2013, 12:08 am
The thread was a joke, the jenkem listing was a joke, and getting feedback on the listing was part of the joke. When I accepted a fake transaction as part of the joke I broke Silk Road rules.

Vendors have done far worse and are still vending. I was banned for a joke, regardless of how you spin it. If the joke broke the rules, it doesn't make it any less than a form of attempted humor from a self-proclaimed forum troll at damn near 6 a.m while fucked up on benzos for the purpose of fun and games and silliness.

I was banned for a joke.

If I make a new account that will literally be under my new username.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: astor on July 31, 2013, 12:17 am
Scammers often don't come to our attention until they are reported to SR Support.

And that's the problem. SR has a system in place to identify too many withdrawals and block them. DPR was smart enough to come up with this formula for the commission:

6.7 * e^(-p/6) + 4

Doesn't seem beyond the admins capabilities to automatically flag accounts for manual review based on specific trends (like if "time to finalize" decreases by more than half a standard deviation in a certain period of time, it may be an FE exit scam, etc).

Just sayin.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Libertas on July 31, 2013, 12:21 am
The thread was a joke, the jenkem listing was a joke, and getting feedback on the listing was part of the joke. When I accepted a fake transaction as part of the joke I broke Silk Road rules.

Vendors have done far worse and are still vending. I was banned for a joke, regardless of how you spin it. If the joke broke the rules, it doesn't make it any less than a form of attempted humor from a self-proclaimed forum troll at damn near 6 a.m while fucked up on benzos for the purpose of fun and games and silliness.

I was banned for a joke.

If I make a new account that will literally be under my new username.

Regardless of how you put it you were banned for breaking the rules - I presume that was also communicated to you by DPR. Whether or not your rule-breaking was part of a joke is irrelevant. I won't be engaging any further in this thread in any event; you have admitted breaking the rules, the infraction has been dealt with and the matter is closed on my end.

Libertas
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 31, 2013, 12:26 am
What happened Libertas? You used to be cool. Lol.

Seriously though I PM'd DPR and I would like access to my vendor account so I can copy and paste my intellectual property you guys deleted. Not sure if he will get back to me.

Libertarians aren't supposed to condone censorship, but you can strip 12 hours of editing and typing from me?

I would like to copy and paste and save my profile page and listing information considering the amount of effort I put into it.

Thank you.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on July 31, 2013, 12:29 am
As far as BruceCampbell goes, he was not "banned over a joke" as you seem to think. If you're interested in finding out the reasons that he was banned, simply read my previous posts in this thread.
I've been following this from the beginning and I've read the reasons you stated for his seller account being revoked, and I'm saying he was banned over a joke. I understand the reasons for the decision, but I do not agree with it. Justice has been served?
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BoxofShapes on July 31, 2013, 12:45 am
God.  This reminds me of the story of the guy saving the little girl and getting convicted of child molesting.  Cause rules are rules. 

You don't deserve this shit bruce.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 31, 2013, 12:49 am
I feel like I don't deserve this shit either. If I was as vindictive as these guys are trying to make me sound i3lazd would be getting a lot more than dog shit from me, but as requested his PM has been deleted.

The poll with the 20 users who pretty much agree with me is decently encouraging.

Still would like my listing and profile info back please.

Thanks.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: helpmywife on July 31, 2013, 12:54 am
YOU SAVED THE ADDRESS OF CUSTOMERS! THATS IT STOP WITH THE BS, YOU FUCKED UP, I THINK YOU SHOULD GET YOUR COPY N PASTE AND PART AS FRIENDS. FAIR ENOUGH?
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 31, 2013, 12:57 am
YOU SAVED THE ADDRESS OF CUSTOMERS! THATS IT STOP WITH THE BS, YOU FUCKED UP, I THINK YOU SHOULD GET YOUR COPY N PASTE AND PART AS FRIENDS. FAIR ENOUGH?

Fuck off. Fuck you and your gimpy ass wife. I literally got an unsolicited PM from a customer containing his address. Read the first post fuckwit.

Vendors who keep addresses:

Supertrips - admitted in forum
Humboltsfinest - admitted on vendor page 4 months ago, then deleted

If I can think of any else I'll be sure and come back so you can talk shit to them as well. Hopefully more so.

 ;D
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: drago73 on July 31, 2013, 05:50 am
I check my inbox yesterday and I get this series of messages. Ladies and gentlemen, mods and admins, I am asking you to read this exchange between us and advise me as to if I am permitted to send this individual a bag of dog shit. After he stopped commenting, I saw him post in the +karma thread. I then looked at some of his posts. I would like you to look at his profile and his recent posts and tell me he isn't a scammer or a bottom-feeding fucktard worthy of being sterilized for the greater good of humanity. This is my stand against fucktards. #opdogshittacos

This dude is getting a bag of dog shit sent to him if a mod or admin can comment as to if I'm allowed. If I can't do it personally I will literally use the send shit in the mail service on the internet with a prepaid card considering he "gave" me his address for correspondence out of escrow and unsolicited. Thus in my opinion I am not breaking any rules. If he would give me the address unsolicited for xanax and permit me to send him correspondence, then I should certainly be able to send him dog shit. (I intend to include a Xanax bar if it helps) 


Message Title: 2mg Xanax bars

yo sup bro hows your day going Bruce Campbell?

can you let me try a few bars?

I spent over 2,500$USD on silk road and been here for 2 years.

can you front me 5-10 and I will pay you next week on Tuesday?

let me know bro

Thanks,

i3lazd


if you can send me a few bars white send it to:

(redacted)

looking to get 300 2mg xanax bars need bulk
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Message Title: Fail

Hi,

I am well. Thanks for asking.

Normally I don't answer these type of messages, but you caught me at a time when I'm willing to answer one.

First, let me point out what I have written on my vendor page:

"Messages asking for freebies, samples or solicitation in general will not be read/replied to. Samples are announced in the forum and there is an established list of reviewers/samplers. You probably aren't one of them."

So, quite obviously the answer to your inquiry is a resounding "fuck no... why in the fuck would you even expect a reply from such an extremely retarded request or even ask if you are capable of reading the English language?"

I've been a buyer on Silk Road for two years and have spent your entire accumulated amount in less than a month on several occasions. Do you want a cookie?

I'm not doing business with a potential customer who will send me their address unsolicited and unencrypted and blatantly violate my terms of service and waste my time, let alone send you free drugs. I've taken the liberty of adding you to the vendor blacklist.

Have a nice day,

Bruce
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Message Title: ur cool

your cool...

I could have made u a lot of $$$ but forget it.

I would encrypt but I do not have time. I got 10 different addresses to send to.

later bro thanks for your nice letter =P

i3lazd
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Message Title: Fail #2

I am cool. I certainly have a fuckton of Xanax and assorted drugs. Certainly more than you have.

I can make myself a lot of $ $ $.

Cool beans. 10 addresses and 2k spent? Seems a bit like bullshit considering I don't have near that many shipping addresses and I'm a fucking drop shipper...

Lol. Fuck off dude. You brought my response upon yourself by asking me a stupid fucking question that I clearly have written on my profile not to ask and it got you put on the vendor blacklist for wasting my time.

I don't sell bulk Xanax anyway. I'm sure you can find another vendor to complete your order, but considering you sound like a 15 year old kid trying to get free Xanax bars bragging about your piddly ass buyer stats I doubt it.

Best of luck in your endeavors,

Bruce
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Message Title: ur a g00n

i am on xanax haha just playin bro....

im 22 years old bro


laterz nigga ass bitch
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Message Title: Fail #3

This isn't a threat or anything, but I'd shut the fuck up considering you sent your name, address, and age to an internet drug dealer and psychopath. I don't give a flying fuck if you're on Xanax, message me or disrespect me again and I'll mail you a bag of dog shit with a Xanax bar in it.
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Message Title: Fail #3

alright fuck you fag it not my address.

bitch ass nigger Bruce Campell a pussy!
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Message Title: Fail #4

Lol. Good luck placing an order from your buyer account in the near future. You have been added to the vendor blacklist and I've copied your PM's for all my vendor buddies in the private forum.

BIG BADASS CUSTOMER OVER HERE BEGGING FOR FREE XANAX EVERYONE! 10 shipping addresses AND 2500 spent?

Are you Tony Montana?

Get a job fucker.


Yeah, he's a little Varment!
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Alighier on July 31, 2013, 06:07 am
YOU SAVED THE ADDRESS OF CUSTOMERS! THATS IT STOP WITH THE BS, YOU FUCKED UP, I THINK YOU SHOULD GET YOUR COPY N PASTE AND PART AS FRIENDS. FAIR ENOUGH?

I'm fairly certain saving and procrastinating  are mutually exclusive here.

And no need to shout, brochacho, the bell tolled.  You're hurting my eyes.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 31, 2013, 06:20 am
Why doesn't anyone fucking stop and think of the fact that a vendor has to literally mark an order in transit as "sent" that isn't sent in order to get a FE listing? Or am the only motherfucker around here that isn't retarded and grasping at straws?

There are literally vendors who keep databases of customer information.

Larghetto... recently some of his customers have been receiving letters from the Philippines in regard to old orders.

Vendors are literally saving and swapping addresses. Scammer vendors still have their accounts open. I get banned because Libertas has a fucking chip on his shoulder.

Benzosource - entire series of unshipped orders
Listonishere  - entire pages of delayed shipping times
Googleyed     - marks orders in transit that are not sent supposedly keeps addresses
Pill Popperz    - has been ripping people off for a month, sends fake trackers
Supertrips      - keeps addresses
Humboltsfinest  keeps addresses

Brucecampbell - banned for jenkem listing

Big time vendors get away with this shit CONSTANTLY.

I've spent the past 12 hours talking to vendors and members and this is a fucking travesty of justice. We need new mods. We needed new mods since Nomad left. I liked Scout and Nomad. Cirrus is reasonable. Scout would have scorned me and told me not to make fake dookie listings.

BruceCampbell for moderator. Make it happen.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Juggernog on July 31, 2013, 06:25 am
BruceCampbell for moderator. Make it happen.

petition signed.. - Juggernog
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Remediless on July 31, 2013, 07:23 am
Why doesn't anyone fucking stop and think of the fact that a vendor has to literally mark an order in transit as "sent" that isn't sent in order to get a FE listing? Or am the only motherfucker around here that isn't retarded and grasping at straws?

There are literally vendors who keep databases of customer information.

Larghetto... recently some of his customers have been receiving letters from the Philippines in regard to old orders.

Vendors are literally saving and swapping addresses. Scammer vendors still have their accounts open. I get banned because Libertas has a fucking chip on his shoulder.

Benzosource - entire series of unshipped orders
Listonishere  - entire pages of delayed shipping times
Googleyed     - marks orders in transit that are not sent supposedly keeps addresses
Pill Popperz    - has been ripping people off for a month, sends fake trackers
Supertrips      - keeps addresses
Humboltsfinest  keeps addresses

Brucecampbell - banned for jenkem listing

Big time vendors get away with this shit CONSTANTLY.

I've spent the past 12 hours talking to vendors and members and this is a fucking travesty of justice. We need new mods. We needed new mods since Nomad left. I liked Scout and Nomad. Cirrus is reasonable. Scout would have scorned me and told me not to make fake dookie listings.

BruceCampbell for moderator. Make it happen.

Mods should not act like frustrated headmasters.

Bans should be on a case by case basis.

I truly think that in general SR is/ was meant as a force for good in general and buyers being able to buy what they want without censure rather than for nitpicking mods who are trigger-happy with the ban hammer.

I suspect the vendor fivestar was banned by Libertas too as that was another very unfair banning that had borderline rule-breaking based on semantics and the individual's definition of them.

Plenty of vendors will not ship until orders have been FE'd and as you say that is keeping member addresses. I'm damn sure plenty of people leave themselves feedback with shill accounts, in fact I assume that they do.

I think this entire thing has become a matter of Libertas' ego and refusal to accept he's misjudged something.

And the amount of time he's gone to to justify his actions (coming back continually to this thread to post), belligerently finding extra 'padded feedback' proves that.

The real DPR would never support this ban, based on what I've read of his political/ social beliefs and based on a dealing I had with him internally on SR myself in the past.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: cirrus on July 31, 2013, 07:25 am
I truly think that in general SR is/ was meant as a force for good in general and buyers being able to buy what they want without censure rather than for nitpicking mods who are trigger-happy with the ban hammer.

Moderators don't ban vendors - only admins have that capability.  The only people moderators ban are spammers, people posting sensitive info, etc. 
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Dread Pirate Roberts on July 31, 2013, 07:52 am
Hey everyone...  I apologize for this conflict.  I'd like to briefly explain why BC lost his vending privileges despite being a great vendor in many regards.  The piece of evidence that stood out in my mind that made it clear he had crossed the line and had to lose his privileges, was telling the customer that he had saved his address.  I don't remember the exact quote, but it was something along the lines of I'd be careful messing with an anonymous drug dealer that has your address and is psycho.  Not cool.  That's a veiled threat and everyone knows it, and it's exactly why it is against the rules to save customer addresses.

Let me make this clear.  The bar is set HIGH for SR vendors.  You can be great in many ways, but you are expected to follow the few rules I put into place.  Honoring and respecting your customer is in the Seller's Guide, and I take that seriously.  You have to go a long way away from that to do what BC did.

That being said, Bruce, I love ya, I'm sorry for your loss, but we had a deal and you broke it and I told you ahead of time what would happen.  It was all in the sellers guide/agreement.  Honestly I hope you will reup your refundable vendor deposit and give it another go on a new account, but if we lost you, then I wish you safe travels.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: ChemCat on July 31, 2013, 08:07 am
Greetings Mr. Roberts  :)

I'll  say this once, then i'll remain quiet.

There are others, who've been given a chance.....I know that bruce made a mistake, However...we've all seen others that have recieved another chance without having to buy another vendors account.....I say this with No discontent or malice to anyone.....Please, Reconsider..and give Bruce another chance, I feel he'll do good  :)

That's just my two bitcoins.


Mr. Roberts, Peace, Love & Hugs to you :)


Your Friend,


ChemCat  O0
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: atlas on July 31, 2013, 08:20 am
Bruce's posts in the forums have made me chuckle a couple times,
but to be honest, I've never spoken to him nor bought anything from the guy.

But I just went through this thread and I'm gonna go ahead and say what the 98% of the readers have in mind:
A HUGE FUCK YOU LIBERTAS.
YOU'D BETTER BE EATING DICK RIGHT NOW INSTEAD OF FINDING ANYTHING TO BAN A VENDOR WHO WAS BEING NOT ONLY HONEST BUT ALSO A GOOD AND FUNNY CONTRIBUTOR TO OUR COMMUNITY.

SHIT IS THAT THE REASON DPR MADE YOU AND MOD? DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?

"BROKE THE RULES"....  YEAH MY ASS.
WE'RE NOT IN COURT WHERE LAWYERS TRY TO FIND ANYTHING JUST TO PRESS CHARGES
 IT'S OBVIOUS AS FUCK IT WAS A JOKE THAT ESCALATED
AND BECAUSE OF WHOM EXACTLY? NOT THE BUYER, NOT THE VENDOR, NOT ANY USER.
BUT YOUR SMART ASS

GOD DAMMIT LOOK AT YOUR KARMA FOOL.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO COULD YOU HAVE ACCUMULATED SO MUCH NEG KARMA, YOU'RE A MOD FOR GOD'S SAKE.
-366 WAY TO GO

YOU SAVED THE ADDRESS OF CUSTOMERS! THATS IT STOP WITH THE BS, YOU FUCKED UP, I THINK YOU SHOULD GET YOUR COPY N PASTE AND PART AS FRIENDS. FAIR ENOUGH?

The dude didn't even place an order and didn't even encrypt it. Do you really think he cares about his address?
Bruce didn't save it, SR's messaging system did.

I can send a PM to a 100 sellers asking for a sample and providing any address. Many sellers keep their pm history. Would this get them banned?
Shit I feel I'm arguing with teens, WHERE IS YOUR COMMON SENSE PEOPLE?


Good luck in the future Bruce, don't let this liberty asshole bring you down because everyone in this thread know who the dickhead really is.

And much love an respect to DPR, we all know if it wasn't for libertas everyone would have been happy today
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Dread Pirate Roberts on July 31, 2013, 08:26 am
Libertas did the right thing and I stand by his decision.  Libertas, you could improve your tact and not be so defensive.  Bruce is not a bad guy, he's a good guy that made a mistake we're not meaning to treat him like a criminal we're trying to apply the rules as consistently and fairly as possible.  I think we can all agree that a transparent rule set that everyone knows and agrees on ahead of time is superior to me playing favorites.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: ChemCat on July 31, 2013, 08:37 am
Quote from: Dread Pirate Roberts
Libertas did the right thing and I stand by his decision.  Libertas, you could improve your tact and not be so defensive.  Bruce is not a bad guy, he's a good guy that made a mistake we're not meaning to treat him like a criminal we're trying to apply the rules as consistently and fairly as possible.  I think we can all agree that a transparent rule set that everyone knows and agrees on ahead of time is superior to me playing favorites.

Mr. Roberts,
 I can agree with some of your post....However, is there anything that can be done with or to people like i3lazed?
Seriously sir, We as a Community need....i repeat.....need to have Users of our goodwill....that Abuse our generosity.....BANNED....Period.....  take a look in The Spare Coins Thread.....You'll see how we deal with them...
My opinion.....with no Discontent meant towards anyone.....is quite simply this....Hire someone that can get rid of those that wish to use us......Seriously.....my Family in the Spare Coins Thread.....They give alot.....yet, we get alot of people trying to scam us for coins......Do Something about that, Sir.


With All Due Respect, Sir......

Your Friend,

ChemCat

    O0
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: White 0ut on July 31, 2013, 08:40 am
If everyone will recall a certain Purple Lotus situation a month or two back...

Something kinda similar happened, PL didn't get any special privileges....

If Bruce Campbell gets his fucking vendors account back I want to see a reinstatement of PL's as well...

Just throwing that out there...
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 31, 2013, 08:40 am
Hey everyone...  I apologize for this conflict.  I'd like to briefly explain why BC lost his vending privileges despite being a great vendor in many regards.  The piece of evidence that stood out in my mind that made it clear he had crossed the line and had to lose his privileges, was telling the customer that he had saved his address.  I don't remember the exact quote, but it was something along the lines of I'd be careful messing with an anonymous drug dealer that has your address and is psycho.  Not cool.  That's a veiled threat and everyone knows it, and it's exactly why it is against the rules to save customer addresses.

Let me make this clear.  The bar is set HIGH for SR vendors.  You can be great in many ways, but you are expected to follow the few rules I put into place.  Honoring and respecting your customer is in the Seller's Guide, and I take that seriously.  You have to go a long way away from that to do what BC did.

That being said, Bruce, I love ya, I'm sorry for your loss, but we had a deal and you broke it and I told you ahead of time what would happen.  It was all in the sellers guide/agreement.  Honestly I hope you will reup your refundable vendor deposit and give it another go on a new account, but if we lost you, then I wish you safe travels.

He was never my customer. He sent me his address in a PM unencrypted and unsolicited and I was considering mailing him a bag of fermented human shit and piss to get around any rules preventing me from doing so. Jenkem is drugs and he asked for a sample. I did indeed threaten him, but he sure as hell wasn't a customer. He's a pissant, fuckwit of a mooching bastard who literally is banned from the spare coins thread for begging. He got on my nerves. If it was anyone else he would have gotten treated differently. Considering his buyer history and the way he blatantly violated my terms of service and disrespected me, I told him to fuck himself and was ready to indeed whip up a batch of jenkem on principle and mail it to him. I probably would have had an epiphany at some point in the process and realized that's fucking insane, even for me, and you know, not mail a ticking time bomb of a fermenting bag of jenkem through the postal service.

But yeah. I fucked up. I've got the new bond money coming and will try again I guess. He came at me with a spam message, and called me a bitch, a nigger and a pussy. I told him talking shit to an anonymous, psychopathic internet drug dealer is not a good idea, especially after you send him your information. This was indeed a threat, but it's also good life advice. Yet again... semantics, but it's your world DPR. You wrote the rules so arguing you is like arguing with a dictionary. Considering he wasn't a customer I considered leaving the PM in my inbox not saving personal information. Again, fucking semantics.

I lost my cool and my seller account over a fucktard. Lesson learned. I violated Silk Road rules. I accept my punishment. I just think it's incredibly retarded to lose seller privileges over a public shaming and running joke. Having brought that upon myself. I feel retarded. Considering I loathe retards, I am now full of self-loathing.

Bruce is retard.

 :o

Dropping the subject considering DPR is pretty much my idol. Sorry boss.

@Libertas: You were only doing your job, but I think you're a fucking douche. I think you are a turbo, super, mega fucking douchebag. You still have my respect considering the effort and advice you give this community, but you are a turd sandwich. Smoke a bowl or get fucking laid bro. Seriously.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: ChemCat on July 31, 2013, 08:45 am
Very well, Bruce.

Stay Strong, My Friend!




Love & Hugs,

Chem
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: musichighlife on July 31, 2013, 08:50 am
This thread was quite a read...+1's to many. Hope to see you back on your feet soon Bruce.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Dread Pirate Roberts on July 31, 2013, 08:52 am
@Libertas: You were only doing your job, but I think you're a fucking douche. I think you are a turbo, super, mega fucking douchebag. You still have my respect considering the effort and advice you give this community, but you are a turd sandwich. Smoke a bowl or get fucking laid bro. Seriously.

This is actually kind of funny.  Lib I hope you see the humor and don't take it personally.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: ChemCat on July 31, 2013, 08:53 am
I'll say this though...i3lazed will never get another loan from my Family i The Spare Coins Thread....I put him on that Shit List...FOREVER!  Bruce, get yur ass back here and dont make the same mistake twice....

Love & Hugs to ya brother!



Chem
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: ChemCat on July 31, 2013, 08:56 am
Mr. Roberts, Gimme a Hug  :)

I dont think Lib will take any of this personally  ;)

As far as i can tell he/she's not that thin skinned  LOL


Now, on another note, can we do something about the scammers that try to use us ....that try to take our Goodwill as weakness? 


Love & Hugs,

Chem
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Thetruthseeker1234 on July 31, 2013, 08:58 am
Gunning for that anti scammer job I see chem :p
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: ChemCat on July 31, 2013, 09:02 am
Well, Thetruthseeker1234, I Wouldnt turn it down  ;)


:P

Peace & Hugs to you 8)


Chem

  O0
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: White 0ut on July 31, 2013, 09:09 am
Is it just me or does anyone else feel like this thread lowered the IQ of Silk Road by 10 points or so?

LE reading thread:

"How the fuck can we not catch these people...."

I mean it is funny I suppose, but there are some very serious things involved in what we do...
& also some very serious repercussions if caught!

Just a friendly reminder, it's OK to have fun here, just stay on your toes!

Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 31, 2013, 09:13 am
@Libertas: You were only doing your job, but I think you're a fucking douche. I think you are a turbo, super, mega fucking douchebag. You still have my respect considering the effort and advice you give this community, but you are a turd sandwich. Smoke a bowl or get fucking laid bro. Seriously.

This is actually kind of funny.  Lib I hope you see the humor and don't take it personally.

Not trying to beat a dead horse, but considering he didn't consider my jenkem listing very humorous I'm pretty sure Lib is probably puffy and butthurt from getting trolled and told to do pushups and having members wish he get AIDS infested monkey shit sent to his address all day.

Is it just me or does anyone else feel like this thread lowered the IQ of Silk Road by 10 points or so?

LE reading thread:

"How the fuck can we not catch these people...."

I mean it is funny I suppose, but there are some very serious things involved in what we do...
& also some very serious repercussions if caught!

Just a friendly reminder, it's OK to have fun here, just stay on your toes!



Hey! My IQ is high as fuck. I just have a drug dependency issue and liberal arts wasn't really the best major in retrospect, which is why I sell drugs on the internet. Lol. But yeah. If I was a fed I'd probably laugh at this thread and wonder how the fuck these people are walking the street still honestly.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: purplepanth on July 31, 2013, 02:23 pm
YOU SAVED THE ADDRESS OF CUSTOMERS! THATS IT STOP WITH THE BS, YOU FUCKED UP, I THINK YOU SHOULD GET YOUR COPY N PASTE AND PART AS FRIENDS. FAIR ENOUGH?

Seriously follow the conversation..The moron sent his address unsolicited ..and asked for freebies..who cares who has his address, obviously he does not.

Bruce, keep your head up. There is nowhere to go but up when you're on the floor. ( seems really dumb to ban you over this considering the other crap that goes on, but thats just me)
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BlackIris on July 31, 2013, 02:47 pm
The piece of evidence that stood out in my mind that made it clear he had crossed the line and had to lose his privileges, was telling the customer that he had saved his address.  I don't remember the exact quote, but it was something along the lines of I'd be careful messing with an anonymous drug dealer that has your address and is psycho.  Not cool.  That's a veiled threat and everyone knows it, and it's exactly why it is against the rules to save customer addresses.

You could have given him a warning before banning him altogether, however, isn't it? I mean, c'mon, Libertas gave a warning to a vendor that WAS POSTING ADDRESSES HERE (that's MUCH worse than saying a thing as that when you are angry with someone atm because it is pestering you) and would not have banned him if he stopped there.

I'm sorry but or you follow the rules in the SAME way for everyone or there's no point on even pretending to act by them. Or the rules are the same for everybody or what's the point. I mean, I can understand that this can sound like a threat but posting addresses in a public forum is not a threat, is an action and that didn't result in a ban outright yet this thing did. IMO it doesn't make much sense.

My opinion? This is all a matter of Libertas that wanted the ban because Bruce challenged him somewhat. Be honest Roberts, if there was not Libertas in the middle of this story preaching for the ban you would have acted EXACTLY this way? (And I mean also in that other case: either you would have banned BOTH or you would have gave warnings to both, not a warning for a much worse thing and a ban for something that has much less impact).

Again IMO I actually think that you, instead, would have looked at the thing for what it was and gave at most a warning. But now there's Libertas in the middle and you cannot surely say that a mod did something wrong, you have to stand by his/her side till the end, and I can understand it fully, but still I remain by my opinion that you would have acted differently.

That being said, Bruce, I love ya, I'm sorry for your loss, but we had a deal and you broke it and I told you ahead of time what would happen.  It was all in the sellers guide/agreement.  Honestly I hope you will reup your refundable vendor deposit and give it another go on a new account, but if we lost you, then I wish you safe travels.

By admitting a mistake it's not that you will result weak to the eyes of others. Please at last consider this. Yes, that sentence sounded like a threat, but frankly it's not reason by itself to outright ban someone given how many worse things have been made by vendors in the past and they were not banned outright. All in all it was obvious that it was a "threat" in a moment of rage and then the rest was a joke. I would have understood the warning plus asking to immediately delete the address but not an outright ban for a thing as this.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Libertas on July 31, 2013, 03:26 pm
@Libertas: You were only doing your job, but I think you're a fucking douche. I think you are a turbo, super, mega fucking douchebag. You still have my respect considering the effort and advice you give this community, but you are a turd sandwich. Smoke a bowl or get fucking laid bro. Seriously.

I'm working on it, but being a turd sandwich is really starting to freak out my girlfriend and is making 'relations' dirtier than they ought to be, and not in a good way. Regarding taking it personally, I don't, at all. Nor do I hold grudges, so if you do have any problems in future, you certainly can come to me and I'll attempt to help out as long as doing so will not break the rules. The fact that people are ABLE to say such things to other people (including moderators and administrators) is the very essence of what Silk Road stands for.

As long as you operate within the rules that DPR set out - and which you agreed to abide by upon becoming a vendor - there will be absolutely no problems.

To everybody else reading this: Yes, I could have been a little less defensive, and will certainly work on that for the future. However, where I see a clear breach of the rules, I will not hesitate to take action. Every vendor has a choice to make in whether they follow the rules or not. If they choose not to follow the rules, they will face the consequences of their actions. Personal responsibility is key to operating in any market, but even more-so in a market like this.

Though you are all fully entitled to sling insults at me (and wishing I get monkey AIDs, which is really something!!), I do hope you can eventually see where I was coming from. The 'joke listing' was not the problem at all; padding feedback with it, keeping an address and threatening a Silk Road customer were the issues, and if those breaches had come from a vendor that didn't have such a well regarded forum presence I have no doubt that the vast majority of you would be calling for that vendor's head. Yes, the 'joke listing' got a little out of hand and resulted in the vendor breaking the rules and losing his account as a result of those infractions; however, it is always up to the vendor to ensure that the rules do not get broken, and he/she is always personally responsible for that.

I'll put this issue to bed before I get virtual 'flaming bags of dogshit' on my virtual doorstep, but I do hope you can all eventually see the merit in demoting vendors that break the rules, regardless of their community standing. Ensuring that vendors abide by the rules they agreed to abide by makes Silk Road a safer place for all of us.

Libertas
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on July 31, 2013, 03:34 pm
@Libertas: You were only doing your job, but I think you're a fucking douche. I think you are a turbo, super, mega fucking douchebag. You still have my respect considering the effort and advice you give this community, but you are a turd sandwich. Smoke a bowl or get fucking laid bro. Seriously.

I'm working on it, but being a turd sandwich is really starting to freak out my girlfriend and is making 'relations' dirtier than they ought to be, and not in a good way. Regarding taking it personally, I don't, at all. Nor do I hold grudges, so if you do have any problems in future, you certainly can come to me and I'll attempt to help out as long as doing so will not break the rules. The fact that people are ABLE to say such things to other people (including moderators and administrators) is the very essence of what Silk Road stands for.

As long as you operate within the rules that DPR set out - and which you agreed to abide by upon becoming a vendor - there will be absolutely no problems.

To everybody else reading this: Yes, I could have been a little less defensive, and will certainly work on that for the future. However, where I see a clear breach of the rules, I will not hesitate to take action. Every vendor has a choice to make in whether they follow the rules or not. If they choose not to follow the rules, they will face the consequences of their actions. Personal responsibility is key to operating in any market, but even more-so in a market like this.

Though you are all fully entitled to sling insults at me (and wishing I get monkey AIDs, which is really something!!), I do hope you can eventually see where I was coming from. The 'joke listing' was not the problem at all; padding feedback with it, keeping an address and threatening a Silk Road customer were the issues, and if those breaches had come from a vendor that didn't have such a well regarded forum presence I have no doubt that the vast majority of you would be calling for that vendor's head. Yes, the 'joke listing' got a little out of hand and resulted in the vendor breaking the rules and losing his account as a result of those infractions; however, it is always up to the vendor to ensure that the rules do not get broken, and he/she is always personally responsible for that.

I'll put this issue to bed before I get virtual 'flaming bags of dogshit' on my virtual doorstep, but I do hope you can all eventually see the merit in demoting vendors that break the rules, regardless of their community standing. Ensuring that vendors abide by the rules they agreed to abide by makes Silk Road a safer place for all of us.

Libertas

I was just thinking about the whole keeping the address thing. That shouldn't really count since I think bruce actually WAS going to send him drugs(a xanax bar in some dog shit). He should have been able to keep the address until he mailed i3lazd package and then gotten rid of it which is what I'm sure he would have done. But that's neither here nor there now, the issue has been settled by DPR. I think the one thing Libertas needs to learn is empathy, though. If he learns that he'll be just fine.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: hojo on July 31, 2013, 04:14 pm
I hope you decide to come back under a new vendor account Bruce. I've never ordered from you before but highly enjoy Benzos and you seem like a well respected member of the community. I know another vendor that had the same thing happen to him almost identical to your situation. He was well respected as well but got his seller account banned and then came back with a similar seller name. I ordered from him before and after his ban.  It is a shame and sad that the douche bag that messaged you begging for free product and harassing you has nothing happen to them. Take it as a learning experience and come back please. The community only succeeds with good vendors such as yourself.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Alighier on July 31, 2013, 04:49 pm
The piece of evidence that stood out in my mind that made it clear he had crossed the line and had to lose his privileges, was telling the customer that he had saved his address.  I don't remember the exact quote, but it was something along the lines of I'd be careful messing with an anonymous drug dealer that has your address and is psycho.  Not cool.  That's a veiled threat and everyone knows it, and it's exactly why it is against the rules to save customer addresses.


I'd like to double check the seller's guide myself, but does it state specifically "do not save a CUSTOMER's address" or simply "Do not save an address".

If it said the former, and you're going off the intention of the rule, I'd recommend calling this a warning with a reinstate, because you'd also be forced to look at BC's actions with the veil of intention and reword the rules at that rate, if you were treating this in fairness.

And, of course, I have to say...

I'm a huge fanperson, My captain.  During the DDoS attacks I read your back story on why you created SR and literally teared up ^.^

ALSO!

ChemCat for Scammer Sheriff!
(Ali for Deputy? ;) )
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Juggernog on July 31, 2013, 06:07 pm
Ok, I've been quite for to many hours now.. I've noticed you guys have quoted my AIDS infested monkey shit comment a couple times now, and let me say. I laugh every time. I actually forgot I wrote that... I hope you all enjoyed it as well.

Libertas: lighten up. and may the monkey with aids eat flowers before he shits on your virtual doorstep. lol
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: kennypowders on July 31, 2013, 08:07 pm
Just letting everyone know, I'll put 1BTC towards your new bond Bruce, should you decide to stay.
Hit me up on the main site and I'll send some your way.

And before any scammers even try, I will expect Bruce to identify himself in a way only him and I would understand.. so I'm not just going to send BTC to the first asshole who hits me up claiming to be 'THE REAL BRUCE.'

Still trying to figure this all out,
Kenny 'Helping Hand' Powders
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 31, 2013, 08:12 pm
Just letting everyone know, I'll put 1BTC towards your new bond Bruce, should you decide to stay.
Hit me up on the main site and I'll send some your way.

And before any scammers even try, I will expect Bruce to identify himself in a way only him and I would understand.. so I'm not just going to send BTC to the first asshole who hits me up claiming to be 'THE REAL BRUCE.'

Still trying to figure this all out,
Kenny 'Helping Hand' Powders

Give this motherfucker some karma. If you were a better celebrity your karma might be higher. Everyone shits on Kenny Powers. Lol.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Alighier on July 31, 2013, 08:24 pm
Just letting everyone know, I'll put 1BTC towards your new bond Bruce, should you decide to stay.
Hit me up on the main site and I'll send some your way.

And before any scammers even try, I will expect Bruce to identify himself in a way only him and I would understand.. so I'm not just going to send BTC to the first asshole who hits me up claiming to be 'THE REAL BRUCE.'

Still trying to figure this all out,
Kenny 'Helping Hand' Powders

Give this motherfucker some karma. If you were a better celebrity your karma might be higher. Everyone shits on Kenny Powers. Lol.

Karmalized.  That's a seriously sweet thing to do.  If I weren't ass-poor I'd donate to the cause.  I still expect that PM from your new vendor account so I can at least support the cause.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 31, 2013, 08:32 pm
Just letting everyone know, I'll put 1BTC towards your new bond Bruce, should you decide to stay.
Hit me up on the main site and I'll send some your way.

And before any scammers even try, I will expect Bruce to identify himself in a way only him and I would understand.. so I'm not just going to send BTC to the first asshole who hits me up claiming to be 'THE REAL BRUCE.'

Still trying to figure this all out,
Kenny 'Helping Hand' Powders

Give this motherfucker some karma. If you were a better celebrity your karma might be higher. Everyone shits on Kenny Powers. Lol.

Karmalized.  That's a seriously sweet thing to do.  If I weren't ass-poor I'd donate to the cause.  I still expect that PM from your new vendor account so I can at least support the cause.

New username is GroovyBruce in the market bro. I should have bond money when I ask for it. I don't have a bitcoin exchange account due to making my bitcoin on Silk Road so that sort of sucks... but DPR gave me final access to my vendor account to pull all of my data so I should have a new account when I get everything organized. I have to reformat all my listings, profile page, create new listings, scrub metadata from pics, message all my old customers, etc.

So... it might be a day or two. That's a fuckton of work.

Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: kennypowders on July 31, 2013, 08:33 pm
When he gets back up and running, which I know he will- I see his passion, he can't just simply walk away from SR..

Im going to buy some benzos (Xanax? Is that what you sell specifically?) from Bruce from one of my umpteen shill accounts.
I don't even use benzos, but I can see it being nice to just have some on hand for guests and the like.

I suggest anyone who has the means do so as well.
It'd be a real testament to Bruce's efforts for him to pull higher numbers than he ever did before his first week back.

I'll be here to support, cheer and spend some money.
Keep us posted Bruce!

Not normally a cheerleader,
Kenny 'I'm the one who normally bangs cheerleaders' Powders
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 31, 2013, 08:48 pm
Hey Kenny you know dudes can be cheerleaders right?

 ???
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: kennypowders on July 31, 2013, 09:07 pm
Weird. Everytime a dude cheers me on, I punch him in his fucking teeth.

Maybe that shit fly's at highschools and colleges, but you'll never see no goddamn dudes with glitter poms on the sidelines in the NFL.
That's for goddamn sure.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 31, 2013, 09:09 pm
You have a good point, but you did not specify what kind of cheerleader, or gender. Lol.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: weed4me6969 on July 31, 2013, 09:16 pm
So whats up Bruce???  Anything happen since yesterday???

And did DPR actually send you a pm telling you he didnt want you here? are you gonna get another acct??
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 31, 2013, 09:24 pm
So whats up Bruce???  Anything happen since yesterday???

And did DPR actually send you a pm telling you he didnt want you here? are you gonna get another acct??

I have spoken to DPR and apologized for my actions and agree with his decision. DPR has allowed me temporary access to my banned seller account to pull my data, I have bond money, am going to PM all my old customers from my BruceCampbell account and set up shop as GroovyBruce. Considering I don't have a bitcoin exchange account and was planning on doing some business the past few days I kind of got shafted, but I have a database of all my old customers (feedback tab in my BC account lists all who ordered from me) and I have all my listing data and profile page then fuck it. It's the exact same thing, just probably going to suck ass being a "new" vendor.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: drago73 on July 31, 2013, 09:34 pm
So whats up Bruce???  Anything happen since yesterday???

And did DPR actually send you a pm telling you he didnt want you here? are you gonna get another acct??

I have spoken to DPR and apologized for my actions and agree with his decision. DPR has allowed me temporary access to my banned seller account to pull my data, I have bond money, am going to PM all my old customers from my BruceCampbell account and set up shop as GroovyBruce. Considering I don't have a bitcoin exchange account and was planning on doing some business the past few days I kind of got shafted, but I have a database of all my old customers (feedback tab in my BC account lists all who ordered from me) and I have all my listing data and profile page then fuck it. It's the exact same thing, just probably going to suck ass being a "new" vendor.

Not to get off topic here, but don't the DCN'S from priority mail technically mean you still have access to address. I know you're suppose to erase buyers address after you ship their products, but it seems like most vendor's only do priority shipping. I'm also assuming that most of those vendors keep a DCN so they can have proof of delivery. My question is, can't you get access to a buyer's address even after you've erased it just by looking up the DCN? Not trying to sound like LE or anything, just don't like my address to be accesible after I make a purchase.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 31, 2013, 09:41 pm
No USPS tracking just shows the city and zip codes. If all I have is a tracker to identify you from and I'm not LEO then I'm out of luck. I think when they scan those trackers it does store some sort of GPS shit though, that's how UPS does it.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: drago73 on July 31, 2013, 09:48 pm
No USPS tracking just shows the city and zip codes. If all I have is a tracker to identify you from and I'm not LEO then I'm out of luck. I think when they scan those trackers it does store some sort of GPS shit though, that's how UPS does it.

So basically you're saying that even if USPS fucks up and delivers to wrong address in same city as you then you(buyer) are shit out of luck? Thanks for that. I just assumed a DCN would show address when looked up.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 31, 2013, 10:03 pm
Basically yes. If I remember what city your order was supposed to go, and USPS somehow fucks it up and delivers it to your neighbor, it gets stolen off your porch, etc and the tracker says delivered you are rather fucked. Vendors have used this in the past to scam buyers. They send an inert package with tracking to the same city, so when it goes down to resolution they have a tracker that says delivered.

Some asshole vendor burned me on my first transaction like two years ago and sent me a fucking tracker one state over. I finalized because it was en route to my local USPS hub.

Bastard...
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: drago73 on July 31, 2013, 10:12 pm
Basically yes. If I remember what city your order was supposed to go, and USPS somehow fucks it up and delivers it to your neighbor, it gets stolen off your porch, etc and the tracker says delivered you are rather fucked. Vendors have used this in the past to scam buyers. They send an inert package with tracking to the same city, so when it goes down to resolution they have a tracker that says delivered.

Some asshole vendor burned me on my first transaction like two years ago and sent me a fucking tracker one state over. I finalized because it was en route to my local USPS hub.

Bastard...

Yeah, i like benzo's so i can put an order in with you next week if you got that new account set up. IT'S DAY 3! And i'm so glad I chose express delivery and it was marked in transit early this afternoon. I haven't had an issue yet with ordering, but i'll bet i just jinxed it. Lol
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: stenr on August 01, 2013, 05:10 am
Well that was fun to read.

I don't think it was fair what happened to you Bruce, but I'm glad you're not going anywhere. Best of luck.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: oznation22 on August 01, 2013, 05:44 am
this kids a burn out always begging for bitcoin in spare change section
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: purplelotus on August 01, 2013, 06:30 am
If everyone will recall a certain Purple Lotus situation a month or two back...

Something kinda similar happened, PL didn't get any special privileges....

If Bruce Campbell gets his fucking vendors account back I want to see a reinstatement of PL's as well...

Just throwing that out there...

Nah, Fuck PurpleLotus! We need BruceCampbell back. I'm not letting him go anywhere, I know that much. It's fucked up how SR makes us changes names every now and then.

It's all good. Bruce worked fucking hard to be as awesome as he was as a vendor. We all make mistakes around here... buyers, vendors, DPR, whoever...

SilkRoad would be lucky as fuck to keep this nigga here. Believe me, it's not easy to do what BruceCampbell does. All I know is no one wants to fuck with PurpleLotus or BruceCampbell... we have nothing to lose. They already took our names.

PL
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Remediless on August 01, 2013, 07:37 am
The piece of evidence that stood out in my mind that made it clear he had crossed the line and had to lose his privileges, was telling the customer that he had saved his address.  I don't remember the exact quote, but it was something along the lines of I'd be careful messing with an anonymous drug dealer that has your address and is psycho.  Not cool.  That's a veiled threat and everyone knows it, and it's exactly why it is against the rules to save customer addresses.


I'm a huge fanperson, My captain.  During the DDoS attacks I read your back story on why you created SR and literally teared up ^.^

ALSO!

ChemCat for Scammer Sheriff!
(Ali for Deputy? ;) )


Right on. If anyone else wants to read/ re-read that (because it's very inspiring and will underline WHY the bar for seller accounts is set so high) it's here

dkn255hz262ypmii.onion.to/index.php?topic=16070.msg157812#msg157812
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 01, 2013, 08:54 am
If everyone will recall a certain Purple Lotus situation a month or two back...

Something kinda similar happened, PL didn't get any special privileges....

If Bruce Campbell gets his fucking vendors account back I want to see a reinstatement of PL's as well...

Just throwing that out there...

Nah, Fuck PurpleLotus! We need BruceCampbell back. I'm not letting him go anywhere, I know that much. It's fucked up how SR makes us changes names every now and then.

It's all good. Bruce worked fucking hard to be as awesome as he was as a vendor. We all make mistakes around here... buyers, vendors, DPR, whoever...

SilkRoad would be lucky as fuck to keep this nigga here. Believe me, it's not easy to do what BruceCampbell does. All I know is no one wants to fuck with PurpleLotus or BruceCampbell... we have nothing to lose. They already took our names.

PL

Hey you son of a bitch you still have a vendor tag on your profile. They stripped mine away like instantly and I can't get into the vendor forums. Lol I think there's some animosity here.

Libertas banned me for the jenkem farce, then he went in to all of my account history again to try and find something substantial I did wrong and he accused me off padding two transactions to further discredit me because I actually got the support of basically the entire community and he got trolled for about 12 hours. There was a sent payment between my personal buyer account and a guy on Zoklet who had some forgery I wanted and created an account on here for the trade and I used the escrow system to verify I'll send him something and have that kind of pull and knew a SR vendor... he placed an order with Bruce and received his goods. Check out this slanderous shit.

Just to let all of you who are supporting this vendor know, we have also turned up more evidence of feedback padding in the past. If vendors play by the rules they will not have any issues. If they break the rules, they face the consequences of their actions.

BruceCampbell, you seem to have been a decent vendor for the most part as well as a good contributor to the community here on the forums and on the back of that I wish you the best for the future. However, the rules are the rules.

Libertas

Yeah fucking right. I don't need to pad my profile page with fake FE feedback. I have neither the time, nor inclination for that shit. Fucking Libel-tas is more like it. Lol.

You don't know me son. You don't know what I got. I'm Old Gregg!

 8)
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Quality Buds on August 01, 2013, 11:39 am
Bro I hope your going to vacuum seal that dog shit. You know the postage rules.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: fractalglobal on August 01, 2013, 07:07 pm
Having read the first 5 pages, then skimmed the next 7, this just seems like Libertas masturbating with his Mod-stick, and not realising how big of a shitstorm it would create.  Sure, BruceCampbell was being a bit of a smartass, but the justification Libertas used for demoting him is utter bullshit.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Skeezer on August 02, 2013, 01:43 am
I chose reading this thread over watching my recorded Colbert Report. Best. Decision. Ever.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 02, 2013, 01:52 am
Fuck it guys!

Brucecampbell is now GroovyBruce.

Vendor Page:
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/ace172728b

Here's my former and I guess current review thread:

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=83885.0

Here is the thread I started contesting my ban, with a poll. If you thought this thread was entertaining, check out the "Should my account have been banned" thread here:

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=193372.0

Much love and thanks for the support,

BruceCampbell a.k.a GroovyBruce
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: atlas on August 02, 2013, 07:04 am
Hellz Yeah   8)

Good luck in the future Bruce,
Keep groovin  ;)
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BlackIris on August 02, 2013, 08:24 am
Much love and thanks for the support,

BruceCampbell a.k.a GroovyBruce

I want free drugs now for my support, or do you really thought it was for free?

Will send you my address unencrypted in a PM and you better send me some Xanax

:P
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 02, 2013, 08:44 am
What's really fucked up in my opinion is I literally had to come up with $500 in crypto-currency on the fly and open a new account earlier and I can't even create a damn listing because Silk Road is glitchy. 4 + hours now. I can create a listing if I follow some goofy series of actions and can't load defaults and any listing I make comes up as $0.00 and people PM'd me asking why there's no shipping on my free sample listings. I give up for tonight. Daffy duck fucking buckfutter I need to be fucking nice now because I'm a new vendor and can't even sell anything and just... damn.

 :(

MOTHERFUCKER COCKSNAKE ASS FUCK MENS ASSES!

Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: valakki on August 02, 2013, 03:51 pm
GroovyBruce is like the gayest name ever.... are you sure you wanna vend with that?
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: envioso on August 02, 2013, 04:15 pm
both parties in this are at fault. i3lazd should not have made a stupid sample request, but he is probably going on the assumption that if you message every vendor on the road, one will bite. i get these requests all the time and just ignore them.

but your reply was pretty harsh and unnecessary. not sure why you would take time out of your day to reply like that... you are the one with an image to protect, not the customer.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Jack N Hoff on August 02, 2013, 05:56 pm
GroovyBruce is like the gayest name ever.... are you sure you wanna vend with that?

Gayer than BoyMaster? ???  http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/d186a7affd
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: valakki on August 02, 2013, 06:23 pm
GroovyBruce is like the gayest name ever.... are you sure you wanna vend with that?

Gayer than BoyMaster? ???  http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/d186a7affd
  :o
lol
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Alighier on August 02, 2013, 06:31 pm
GroovyBruce is like the gayest name ever.... are you sure you wanna vend with that?

Gayer than BoyMaster? ???  http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/d186a7affd

HA!  Yes, that's brilliant.

Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on August 02, 2013, 07:58 pm
GroovyBruce is like the gayest name ever.... are you sure you wanna vend with that?

Gayer than BoyMaster? ???  http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/d186a7affd

I would have to say BoyMaster is by far the gayest vendor name on SilkRoad. I think I'll start a thread to see if there are any other diamonds in the rough that we don't know about as far fruity names as concerned.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: NorthernStar on August 02, 2013, 08:13 pm
GroovyBruce is like the gayest name ever.... are you sure you wanna vend with that?

Gayer than BoyMaster? ???  http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/d186a7affd

I would have to say BoyMaster is by far the gayest vendor name on SilkRoad. I think I'll start a thread to see if there are any other diamonds in the rough that we don't know about as far fruity names as concerned.
Or how about you don't because you're also gay with a name like that. Or you sell sweets to kids from your whippy van. Now fuck off you insufferable bore.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 02, 2013, 08:54 pm
GroovyBruce is like the gayest name ever.... are you sure you wanna vend with that?

Gayer than BoyMaster? ???  http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/d186a7affd

GroovyBruce is BruceCampbell's Twitter handle lol. Take it up with him, he seems successful.

Theboymaster is definitely is the gayest Silk Road name. Most definitely.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on August 02, 2013, 09:15 pm
GroovyBruce is like the gayest name ever.... are you sure you wanna vend with that?

Gayer than BoyMaster? ???  http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/d186a7affd

I would have to say BoyMaster is by far the gayest vendor name on SilkRoad. I think I'll start a thread to see if there are any other diamonds in the rough that we don't know about as far fruity names as concerned.
Or how about you don't because you're also gay with a name like that. Or you sell sweets to kids from your whippy van. Now fuck off you insufferable bore.

You mad bro? ???
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: meta on August 02, 2013, 10:59 pm
Quote from: MyManMLKJr.BLVD
Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.


Curious that I read that as uplifting to the oppressed, then as edict to the oppressors.


I'm sure you've got better things to do, Libertas, but this is going a bit far.  Even having an almost non-existent relationship with BruceCampbell, I can tell he's just a smart ass.  He means no harm, there is no malicious activity going on here.  Just one, big, stinking joke.   

And for what it's worth, your moniker, your likeness, your signature phrase- all worthless if you do not follow the heart of their meaning.

In any case, You've got my prayers, Bruce.

~Ali

Amen to that, brother.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: 88fxstc on August 04, 2013, 03:35 am
Dogshit is too impersonal.
Send him your shit, tell him it's the best Opium around and the high hits harder when eaten...
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 04, 2013, 03:47 am
Dogshit is too impersonal.
Send him your shit, tell him it's the best Opium around and the high hits harder when eaten...

But they can do testing on my turds to get a genetic match. That's why Obama has a special port-a-potty that he uses when overseas. The president's poop has it's own Secret Service detachment.

Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: 88fxstc on August 04, 2013, 04:07 am
Dogshit is too impersonal.
Send him your shit, tell him it's the best Opium around and the high hits harder when eaten...

But they can do testing on my turds to get a genetic match. That's why Obama has a special port-a-potty that he uses when overseas. The president's poop has it's own Secret Service detachment.

Dry it out and press it into a shape that this puke would believe is opium....he'll eat the evidence. Isn't he the dude whose always spewing his racist BS all over the forums?
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 04, 2013, 04:12 am
No that was GayBruceCampbell. This guy is just a fuckwit scammer mooch dickcrust incest baby.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: hoobydoobydoo on August 07, 2013, 11:50 pm
@Libertas: You were only doing your job, but I think you're a fucking douche. I think you are a turbo, super, mega fucking douchebag. You still have my respect considering the effort and advice you give this community, but you are a turd sandwich. Smoke a bowl or get fucking laid bro. Seriously.

This is actually kind of funny.  Lib I hope you see the humor and don't take it personally.

I hope he takes it personally and GTFO.

Libertas is the biggest douchebag on this entire message board.

Hypocritical, whining, defensive, egotistical fucktard that feels the need to get involved constantly in shit that doesn't need moderation to make himself feel more important. 

As soon as you started paying all these moderators it went to their heads and they turned into the gestapo.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 08, 2013, 12:20 am
@Libertas: You were only doing your job, but I think you're a fucking douche. I think you are a turbo, super, mega fucking douchebag. You still have my respect considering the effort and advice you give this community, but you are a turd sandwich. Smoke a bowl or get fucking laid bro. Seriously.

This is actually kind of funny.  Lib I hope you see the humor and don't take it personally.

I hope he takes it personally and GTFO.

Libertas is the biggest douchebag on this entire message board.

Hypocritical, whining, defensive, egotistical fucktard that feels the need to get involved constantly in shit that doesn't need moderation to make himself feel more important. 

As soon as you started paying all these moderators it went to their heads and they turned into the gestapo.

Well that escalated quickly. I certainly don't agree with getting banned but Libertas has their job title for a reason, maybe you need to be a pedant to do this kind of job. I mean seriously, you're going to spend two days being all puffy and defensive and ban me for an obvious joke? I mean even if it wasn't a joke (I greatly considered it for a moment, but would have decided it was fucking retarded and not done it) there are so much better things to do with your time than fucking run me out of town on a rail over a damn joke listing and sending a vague threat to a scammer! I mean what the actual fuck? Vendors keep entire databases of customers, vendors scam fuckers, vendors mark orders in transit and send them days later. Vendors literally have been demoted for ACTUAL THREATS, like calling law enforcement on customers. This was a god damn farce. Libertas has a bruised ego and hasn't been active on the forum lately, and tried to reset their karma because they got negged about 100 points in a few days, and I have a new vendor account. This is probably the stupidest god damn thing I think a vendor has actually been banned for in the history of Silk Road. And all it did was get me a bunch of pathos and fuck up my business model for a few weeks. Absolutely nothing was accomplished besides developing a great amount of animosity toward admins and customers IMO.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: MrFuttBuck on August 08, 2013, 12:40 am
I know you said you don't do samples....... buuuuuuuuut I'm in need of a QP of some high quality jenkem. If that's to much weight you can break that shit up and send it to one of my 10 addresses. PS ill send u the coin next week
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: njguido on August 08, 2013, 12:50 am
i3lazd still owes me like 40usd, since your vendor account has already taken one for the team, I would have suggested mailing the shit anyways haha
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Libertas on August 08, 2013, 01:50 am
I hope he takes it personally and GTFO.

Libertas is the biggest douchebag on this entire message board.

Hypocritical, whining, defensive, egotistical fucktard that feels the need to get involved constantly in shit that doesn't need moderation to make himself feel more important. 

As soon as you started paying all these moderators it went to their heads and they turned into the gestapo.

Well that escalated quickly. I certainly don't agree with getting banned but Libertas has their job title for a reason, maybe you need to be a pedant to do this kind of job. I mean seriously, you're going to spend two days being all puffy and defensive and ban me for an obvious joke? I mean even if it wasn't a joke (I greatly considered it for a moment, but would have decided it was fucking retarded and not done it) there are so much better things to do with your time than fucking run me out of town on a rail over a damn joke listing and sending a vague threat to a scammer! I mean what the actual fuck? Vendors keep entire databases of customers, vendors scam fuckers, vendors mark orders in transit and send them days later. Vendors literally have been demoted for ACTUAL THREATS, like calling law enforcement on customers. This was a god damn farce. Libertas has a bruised ego and hasn't been active on the forum lately, and tried to reset their karma because they got negged about 100 points in a few days, and I have a new vendor account. This is probably the stupidest god damn thing I think a vendor has actually been banned for in the history of Silk Road. And all it did was get me a bunch of pathos and fuck up my business model for a few weeks. Absolutely nothing was accomplished besides developing a great amount of animosity toward admins and customers IMO.

Meh.

Anybody interested in the full story can read it here:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=196287.msg1416807#msg1416807

Libertas
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: hoobydoobydoo on August 08, 2013, 04:05 am
Meh.

Anybody interested in the full story can read it here:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=196287.msg1416807#msg1416807

Full story makes you look worse than the short version.  Unless of course we only listen to YOUR short version.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Libertas on August 08, 2013, 04:07 am
Meh.

Anybody interested in the full story can read it here:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=196287.msg1416807#msg1416807

Full story makes you look worse than the short version.  Unless of course we only listen to YOUR short version.

Meh.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: THUMBSuP. on August 08, 2013, 04:13 am
www.shitsender.com i think? clear web link.. so beware..
lol, but if someone wants shit mailed ANONYMOUSLY.. it can be done via clear web as a gag, lol.



:)
cheers.


/thumbs
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 08, 2013, 05:42 am
i3lazd still owes me like 40usd, since your vendor account has already taken one for the team, I would have suggested mailing the shit anyways haha

I followed procedure and deleted the address. I no longer have this individual's address and deleted it shortly after my account was suspended. If I wanted to mail the guy a turd, I definitely would have done it after being banned considering I wouldn't have any further repercussions.. And Libertas, meh all you want but I'm actually trying to be a little more mature about the situation. Notice I haven't called you a Nazi today...

Still. This is fucking retarded. I mean literally if it was anyone else I would have acted differently. I have never treated anyone of my customers with any amount of disrespect. There's a difference between my trolling around on SMF and making a troll thread to publicly shame a scammer and the way I handle my actual business affairs. I just think it's ridiculous that staff sided with a KNOWN SCAMMER. Like THE scammer. An unrepentant, professional scammer and I got banned over the incident. Not a run of the mill "customer". A known scammer/beggar who sent me an unsolicited address and I had a bit of fun with it.

I looked up his username and was completely appalled by the audacity and the ridiculousness of the situation, and acted accordingly.

Enjoy your new reputation Lib. All I have left to say on the matter. The community for the most part has spoken it seems. I hold no grudge against you any longer. You acted within your power and performed the job given to you by your boss, whom I admire greatly. He gave you the position for a reason. Although I certainly don't agree with your decision by any means, I acted irrationally and by proxy violated the rules, but if you can't see the humor or my purpose of what I was doing maybe these comparisons to a machine, or a heartless bureaucratic brownshirt aren't too far off.

I'm still here, and I'm still BruceCampbell. You can't take that away from me. You can take my vendor account and strip me of my title and job, drag my rep through the mud and libel me with as many accusations and skew the vague seller rules whichever way you please, but everyone always roots for the underdog in the end.

:)

Meh.

Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Libertas on August 08, 2013, 06:11 am
i3lazd still owes me like 40usd, since your vendor account has already taken one for the team, I would have suggested mailing the shit anyways haha

I followed procedure and deleted the address. I no longer have this individual's address and deleted it shortly after my account was suspended. If I wanted to mail the guy a turd, I definitely would have done it after being banned considering I wouldn't have any further repercussions.. And Libertas, meh all you want but I'm actually trying to be a little more mature about the situation. Notice I haven't called you a Nazi today...

Still. This is fucking retarded. I mean literally if it was anyone else I would have acted differently. I have never treated anyone of my customers with any amount of disrespect. There's a difference between my trolling around on SMF and making a troll thread to publicly shame a scammer and the way I handle my actual business affairs. I just think it's ridiculous that staff sided with a KNOWN SCAMMER. Like THE scammer. An unrepentant, professional scammer and I got banned over the incident. Not a run of the mill "customer". A known scammer/beggar who sent me an unsolicited address and I had a bit of fun with it.

I looked up his username and was completely appalled by the audacity and the ridiculousness of the situation, and acted accordingly.

Enjoy your new reputation Lib. All I have left to say on the matter. The community for the most part has spoken it seems. I hold no grudge against you any longer. You acted within your power and performed the job given to you by your boss, whom I admire greatly. He gave you the position for a reason. Although I certainly don't agree with your decision by any means, I acted irrationally and by proxy violated the rules, but if you can't see the humor or my purpose of what I was doing maybe these comparisons to a machine, or a heartless bureaucratic brownshirt aren't too far off.

I'm still here, and I'm still BruceCampbell. You can't take that away from me. You can take my vendor account and strip me of my title and job, drag my rep through the mud and libel me with as many accusations and skew the vague seller rules whichever way you please, but everyone always roots for the underdog in the end.

:)

Meh.

 :)
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 08, 2013, 06:34 am
Passive aggressive much? Lol.

I think you guys need to lay off the Prozium.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 09, 2013, 10:14 am
GroovyBruce Enterprises is open for business. Thanks for the support everyone.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 11, 2013, 09:14 am
Due to the support shown to me by the community I have offered a humble free lottery in appreciation.

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=200478.0
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 12, 2013, 02:54 am
I swear to god this dumb motherfucker literally just PM'd my new account asking for samples. Seriously. Are you that fucking retarded? I just sent a ticket to vendor support. This is completely ridiculous.

i3lazd is literally the most bottom-feeding and ignorant motherfucker to grace Silk Road.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: hoobydoobydoo on August 12, 2013, 05:01 am
I swear to god this dumb motherfucker literally just PM'd my new account asking for samples. Seriously. Are you that fucking retarded? I just sent a ticket to vendor support. This is completely ridiculous.

i3lazd is literally the most bottom-feeding and ignorant motherfucker to grace Silk Road.

Did he include his address again? 

LoL.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 12, 2013, 05:02 am
I swear to god this dumb motherfucker literally just PM'd my new account asking for samples. Seriously. Are you that fucking retarded? I just sent a ticket to vendor support. This is completely ridiculous.

i3lazd is literally the most bottom-feeding and ignorant motherfucker to grace Silk Road.

Did he include his address again? 

LoL.



Nope. I wonder why?
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: i3lazd on August 12, 2013, 06:00 pm
u guys are cool..
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on August 12, 2013, 06:26 pm
u guys are cool..

^hahaha. On a serious note though, you truly are a scumbag i3lazed and everyone in this community knows it.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: njguido on August 12, 2013, 11:28 pm
I picture i3lazd browsing this forum from an empty room in a tweak-house with a single laptop, begging, hoping for a coin handout or some free samples from vendors...

shortly after he loses access to the internet he'll be back to hocking off his families valuables and sucking dick in no time...
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 12, 2013, 11:30 pm
u guys are cool..

Well we're a lot cooler than you, you bottom feeding beggar bastard.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: njguido on August 12, 2013, 11:33 pm
lol I just seen in the Karma + thread that he owes vendor DrMDA money too, it sucks how he can't be banned or flagged because he's getting away with this shit way too fucking often. 
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: Zulu on August 13, 2013, 12:28 am
I picture i3lazd browsing this forum from an empty room in a tweak-house with a single laptop, begging, hoping for a coin handout or some free samples from vendors...

shortly after he loses access to the internet he'll be back to hocking off his families valuables and sucking dick in no time...

Im sure hes already in the process of sucking dick
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: DrMDA on August 13, 2013, 12:40 am
i3lzad owes me money and has since day one of becoming a vendor. Don't know why SR allows hustlers like this on here. I have sent 120 packages to 120 different users in only 2 weeks of being a vendor and he has been the only problem I have come across. Why allow one guy cause so many problems for very very good vendors like myself?  Everyone else has been great. He's going to cross the wrong person. I will state that that person is not me, however, him being my very first customer I remember his city and I know that city very very well (another reason why I remember it). That relatively small city was actually where my main distributors operated out of before me coming online to sell and him knowing were I ship from knows its in the same neck of the woods. The kid is too dumb too know how dangerous the drug game is. SR should ban him for vendors sake and for his own.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 13, 2013, 01:06 am
i3lzad owes me money and has since day one of becoming a vendor. Don't know why SR allows hustlers like this on here. I have sent 120 packages to 120 different users in only 2 weeks of being a vendor and he has been the only problem I have come across. Why allow one guy cause so many problems for very very good vendors like myself?  Everyone else has been great. He's going to cross the wrong person. I will state that that person is not me, however, him being my very first customer I remember his city and I know that city very very well (another reason why I remember it). That relatively small city was actually where my main distributors operated out of before me coming online to sell and him knowing were I ship from knows its in the same neck of the woods. The kid is too dumb too know how dangerous the drug game is. SR should ban him for vendors sake and for his own.

He sent me his age and address. This dude is seriously a fucking retard and all things considered i3lazd I'd fucking quit while you're ahead. I don't have your address or give a flying fuck about seeking vengeance in this regard, but you are fucking around on the wrong part of the internet for this type of behavior. Karma exists, I have no doubt of that. You will receive your punishment when you're reincarnated as a dung beetle.
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: RS7FI8ZRkm on August 17, 2013, 08:27 am
live, learn, love.. ::) glad you stuck around BC
Title: Re: Fuck this customer - i3lazd - Asking community if I can mail him dog shit
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 17, 2013, 10:24 am
I have a partner who was in training at the time of my ban and I've made him watch Fight Club and a bunch of existential movies and read a few novels and have turned him into a bit of a Space Monkey so I have an employee who does some of my workload. I get to relax for the most part and have a personal Jesse of sorts. He actually did packs tonight (I got a couple late night Friday orders while I was out on my shenanigans) I told that goof to get off his ass and get that shit out for Saturday delivery because we need the good feedback. I have full faith in him. I'm sticking around but at limited capacity. I'm trying to sell down some stock and will decide to either move forward with expanding or decreasing my presence here depending how it goes.