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Silk Road Discussion / Re: So who's running this taco stand?? ;)
« on: November 18, 2013, 04:53:18 am »
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Silk Road Discussion / Re: how about those bounties?
« on: November 18, 2013, 01:57:04 am »Probably my number one favorite comedy of all time.
You should see my pieces of flair.
I'm gunning for your position Cirrus.
(jk)
Raoul Duke
Editor-in-chief
Silk Road Courier
You know... we need to take about your flair... Inigo over there has 37 pieces.
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Silk Road Discussion / Re: how about those bounties?
« on: November 18, 2013, 01:54:21 am »
We're gonna be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.
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Off Topic / Re: IS THERE ANYY WAY TO GET MY OLD BITCOINS BACK FROM SR 1.0??
« on: November 17, 2013, 09:45:01 pm »The only thing I pay out is love, attention and information. Consider our debts paid in full
Considering that I lost over $1,000,000 USD at the current BTC rates you are going to have to move in with me to give me the kind of love and attention that it would require to pay this debt in full. PM me for the location and details and we can get this hammered out.
You're going to have to talk to my pimp, coachella... he has unfortunately tied up all my attention lately.
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Off Topic / Re: IS THERE ANYY WAY TO GET MY OLD BITCOINS BACK FROM SR 1.0??
« on: November 17, 2013, 09:36:55 pm »Exactly.. I was thinking the same thing. The BTC rate has almost quadrupled (yeah?!?!) since the seizure. That would mean the money has quadrupled. Who's going to pay that out? Plus, its alleged that the original DPR has been incarcerated. The new DPR is not that guy, nor was his "partner"... so DPR 2 isn't responsible.
CIRRUS, however, IS from the old regime.. and he will be making payouts starting today since the BTC has gone up so much. Cirrus was kind enough to make my payout today. You guys should really PM him about it.. he's being so cool through the process
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
I'm watching you!
The only thing I pay out is love, attention and information. Consider our debts paid in full
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Bug Reports / Re: SR forum clients ocassionally leak PHPSESSID cookie in Referer header GET param
« on: November 17, 2013, 09:32:58 pm »
It happened on the old forum as well. Nothing to worry about.
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Off Topic / Re: IS THERE ANYY WAY TO GET MY OLD BITCOINS BACK FROM SR 1.0??
« on: November 17, 2013, 09:25:21 pm »Maybe since a mod moved this thread there may be some glimmer of hope we see those coins again but a glimmer isn't much of a hope.
And I am horrible with using these old sayings that nobody knows of anymore. Opsec.
I am not sure how you made a link between the moving of this thread and the possibility of getting your coins back? hope springs eternal I guess.
They are gone and no one will be getting their coins back, that is the harsh reality I am afraid.
Synergy
+1
I think I recall seeing they seized something like 26,000 bitcoins when they took the site down. Back then that was 3.6 or so million USD. Based on today's rate of appx $500 a btc, that is 13 million. There's no way this site has those type of funds to cover all the seized coins, and even if there was (which there will not be) there is no ledger of who had what coins at the time of seizure. It's unfortunate, but like Synergy said, just the reality and the risk we all bare.
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Customer Support / Re: Where can i pay the bond!! FASTWAYS is now FASTER-WAYS
« on: November 17, 2013, 09:14:42 pm »
Welcome back! I'm sure everyone will look forward to seeing your products back up here. Closed as resolved.
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Silk Road Discussion / Re: how about those bounties?
« on: November 17, 2013, 09:10:39 pm »There has never been anyone as good at resolving conflicts as I am. I can deal with the most Irate of customers, 5 years as a customer service rep for a popular computer company has helped me not care about the verbal insults that are thrown my way.
But sadly I have a feeling those positions are already filled
I deal with the goddamn customers so that the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand? What the hell is wrong with you people?!
It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor... and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could... JUMP TO.
Last week, after he found out he was getting laid off, he tries to kill himself by running the car in the garage. But that wife of his comes home early from work early and found him in the car and tries to play it off as if nothing happened. And then, as he's looking at her, he decides he wants to live. But then as he backs out into his driveway, he's slammed big time by a drunk driver.
He broke both his wrists, his legs, a couple of ribs, his back. But check it out. He's gonna get a huge settlement out of this. Like seven figures. He's getting out of the hospital this weekend and he's throwing a big party to celebrate. I'm thinking I'm gonna take that new chick from Logistics. I might be showing her my O face. Oh! Oh! Oh! you know what I'm talking about. Oh! Yeah. Right. See you guys there.
lol
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Silk Road Discussion / Re: how about those bounties?
« on: November 17, 2013, 07:56:03 pm »There has never been anyone as good at resolving conflicts as I am. I can deal with the most Irate of customers, 5 years as a customer service rep for a popular computer company has helped me not care about the verbal insults that are thrown my way.
But sadly I have a feeling those positions are already filled
I deal with the goddamn customers so that the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand? What the hell is wrong with you people?!
Funniest fucking thing I've seen all day long... reminds me of demotivational office decorations.
"If we really cared about the customer, we'd send them somewhere else!"
Ohh god, I love those things. In a previous job we once filled a co-workers office with framed copies of those "motivational" posters... like the teamwork posters and such. It was funny as hell since the person was completely anti-teamwork. Good times.
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Silk Road Discussion / Re: We Have Takeoff
« on: November 17, 2013, 07:52:09 pm »
If there's something you would like to contribute or suggest for modification in the Knowledge Base section feel free to PM me and we can look it over. All contributing members will get credit for anything they submit that's accepted.
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Silk Road Discussion / Re: how about those bounties?
« on: November 17, 2013, 07:43:08 pm »Sorry what are these bounties?
http://silkroad5v7dywlc.onion/index.php?board=18.0
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Silk Road Discussion / Re: how about those bounties?
« on: November 17, 2013, 07:38:48 pm »There has never been anyone as good at resolving conflicts as I am. I can deal with the most Irate of customers, 5 years as a customer service rep for a popular computer company has helped me not care about the verbal insults that are thrown my way.
But sadly I have a feeling those positions are already filled
I deal with the goddamn customers so that the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand? What the hell is wrong with you people?!
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Customer Support / Re: How can i buy something?
« on: November 17, 2013, 03:55:01 pm »
The tab up above titled "knowledge base" has tutorials to help walk you through navigating the site. Please take a look there.
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Bug Reports / Re: cant leave feedback for vendor after sale???
« on: November 17, 2013, 03:45:44 pm »
DPR posted about feedback here : http://silkroad5v7dywlc.onion/index.php?topic=2959.0
I also am not sure if/when buyer stats will be enabled.
I also am not sure if/when buyer stats will be enabled.