Ah brilliant advice ole' chap! My wonderful flowing beard was shampooed and conditioned thoroughly. I was just in such a rush to glug some whisky in my favourite watering hole i forgot! I will bear that in mind! Now then.. is there any ladies in here?  *Tips fedora, zips open fly's, out flops a girthy penis* .... because this line of beautiful Bolivian marching powder ain't gonna sniff itself now is it? * chops up cocaine and lays a nice big fine line along the shaft* CaptainWhiteBeard