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Off Topic / Re: ADVISE ME im in serious trouble
« on: November 29, 2013, 09:59:49 pm »
Yeh toilet would be my first bet

CaptainWhiteBeard

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Was never comfortable with it being named Sheep - didnt stop me joining it though but my behavior whilst using the site was always as if it was a LEA snare

I still don't believe they initially planned to scam, i reckon with SR coming back and them struggling with the bad design of site they just thought ' fuck it that will do, we've got bout 40 mill here '
Still gutting though if your going to lose BTC

CaptainWhiteBeard


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Off Topic / Re: WARNING SHEEP MIGHT GO DOWN ANY TIME
« on: November 29, 2013, 09:55:41 pm »
reminds me of a cheap whore i bought 1 time, left my wallet on the hotel bible in the drawer, went out while she was getting ready, wallet was still there? ok i thought it was safe, fucked her silly went to wipe my willy and bitch turned on me like expiring milk.

fyi im going to be intoxicated all fucking day waiting for my new vehicle worth of btc

You win best post tonight so far

CaptainWhiteBeard

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Their forum has been taken down now, there's a notice saying they're implementing a spam filter.

Is there a countdown timer to when the spam filter will be ready?

Sorry for the sarcasm, I know this is a very serious situation for many who have accounts there but I think we can safely call it now, this is game over.

No, its a countdown to when the spam filter countdown starts counting down.. jeez!  ;)

CaptainWhiteBeard

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This thread is just baffling me now, thanks Coachella! You know i can't think straight after a pint!
Why don't you come join me in the smoking room thread mate? I will buy you a pint and you can tell me where you crazy ideas come from!
CaptainWhiteBeard



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Rumor Mill / Re: Silk Road's Writer: The Place to Bitch About WickedWords
« on: November 29, 2013, 09:48:43 pm »
Can i have some links to your work WickedWords

CaptainWhiteBeard

Only if you iron that curly beard of yours first, Captain!

But on a more serious note though, it depends on the kind of work you want to see. For example, I have a very healthy writing portfolio that I use to hook 'real world' clients, but of course that would instantly reveal my real world identity. And even some of the work I've done here, I'm under obligations of confidentiality.

I suppose though that you could visit Blackberry's profile? I gave him/her a fairly simple profile rewrite (hence the review you can see above), and I believe it's been uploaded. Or there's Bang4Bucks (again, see B4B's post above) - though I believe he/she is having difficulty getting his/her vendor account verified. Still though, the content I wrote got posted here: http://silkroad5v7dywlc.onion/index.php?topic=4599.0

(I also wrote a single short paragraph of homoerotic fan fiction in one of V's old threads, involving a brief exchange between fictional freedom fighter V and crazy candy curator Willy Wonka - but I don't think this counts and I can't find the link!)

Ah excellent i will browse these tonight. Its just that i will be a vendor soon and im not great with words so no doubt i will be needing your services. Anyway i need to pop back in the smoking room i'm waitng for one of the silk road ladies from the silk road ladies thread!

Oh and i took your advise, my glorious beard has been ironed! Cheers!

CaptainWhiteBeard

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Off Topic / Re: ADVISE ME im in serious trouble
« on: November 29, 2013, 09:45:45 pm »
I'm starting to feel like my advice was irresponsible now but that is just what I would do personally in your situation.. good luck buddy get back to us and let us know whats happened when it's all over..

Don't worry pal a few of us told him to ring the ambulance and he said they were on the way so lets all hope for the best

CaptainWhiteBeard

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Off Topic / Re: ADVISE ME im in serious trouble
« on: November 29, 2013, 09:44:26 pm »
Hope you told them its DOB, or atleast wrote DOB on your hand. Medical protocol maybe different then with a 2c, NBOMe and LSD..thats one LONG acting psychedelic..i hope hes okay..he may possibly trip for a few days...i hope they accomodate him properly in the hospital and not with a straight jacket and anti-psychotics...poor guy..fuck man, my heart goes out to you..hope you can ride this one out and come back from the other side with some beautiful intergalactic knowledge for us...wishing you the best for health and mental clarity..hopefully friends will come and make sure hes treated properly for tripping his face off with one of the most potent psychedelics in a huge dose...hes gunna need a lot of IV midazolam

good luck my friend,
happy you called the ambulance right away, just tell them whats up before it kicks in, can take a bit..and ride it out proper with the nurses and docs..wishing the best
much love
psilo

This happened a couple of hours ago mate so i hope hes in good hands. Because he probably cant function in anyway if hes still at home.
Well said my friend, i am too hoping for the best

CaptainWhiteBeard




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So far reports are that the countdown timers are expiring and withdrawals are still not happening.

It doesn't look good TBH :(

Woah its getting serious now, be interesting how this pans out this weekend.

CaptainWhiteBeard

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Off Topic / Re: The Smoking Room
« on: November 29, 2013, 09:35:47 pm »
No i must worn you chaps im here to meet a fine young maiden shortly, so i will be on my best behavior! I have ironed my beard and polished my hook especially!

CaptainWhiteBeard

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Shipping / Re: Shipping To The Holy land
« on: November 29, 2013, 09:34:19 pm »
it cant be that holy if you need fuckin drugs to enjoy yourself there

I wonder if they snort holy water!

CaptainWhiteBeard

What about Noah.. he must of had a lot of ketamine to chill the animals on board for sure

CaptainWhiteBeard



John the Baptist = the first dealer

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Off Topic / Re: WARNING SHEEP MIGHT GO DOWN ANY TIME
« on: November 29, 2013, 09:31:55 pm »
This does look suspicious...

****CLEARNET WARNING****

http://www.reddit.com/r/SheepMarketplace/comments/1rqcop/this_is_proof_40m_are_gone_from_sheep_money_lost/

********

I never trust Reddit darknet market posts. There worse than the fear mongers on here sometimes

CaptainWhiteBeard

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Off Topic / Re: Sheep is run by DPR
« on: November 29, 2013, 09:17:00 pm »
What is it about the weekends that brings the coachella out, every weekend same thing.
crystal meth and gay sex

Hit the nail on the head, so to speak

CaptainWhiteBeard

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Lovely Captain, you can escort me over to the smoking room Sir, thank you  :)

Brilliant madam. Shall we say in 20 minutes i meet you there? I also have strawberries and cream

CaptainWhiteBeard

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Off Topic / Re: The Holocaust is a fraud. Six Million Jews DID NOT DIE!
« on: November 29, 2013, 09:14:14 pm »
Why did Hitler kill himself?
The Jews sent him a gas bill!

CaptainWhiteBeard

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