Cheers captain, we need something stronger, I've just found out I've lost £300 due to sheep being scamming cu**s!!
what a month it's been, I need anything on the rocks, now!! 
Fuck it!! * Rips open his old sea jacket, spilling shells and barnacles to the floor revealing a glistening bottle *
I have this really old bottle of Rum here, i plundered from across yonder, its really rare and valuable and it cost me 10 of my finest men!
* Pours glass for Mary and Wicked words*
Now tell me all about it. What do you sell, is it those illegal flowers i see people smoking so often?!
Oh and if you play your cards right m'lady you will be getting something else on the rocks tonight

CaptainWhiteBeard