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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

 The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

After a night out clubbing my mate complained his buzz was beginning to wear off.

 "Mine's the same." I said. "I'm not buying those 'Toy Story' tattoos again."

 

"So you're able to carry shopping to a customers car free of charge?" I asked the guy in Tesco this morning.

 "Yes." he replied.

 I said, "Can you carry mine for me?"

 He said, "Sure."

 As we walked across the entire distance of the car park, I suddenly stopped beside my motor and said, "I could've carried it myself but I'm a lazy bastard."

 "I gathered that." he replied, "Here's your KitKat."

Maybe I will...

...link?

Oh sorry kind sir! I thought you had graced it. its literaly next door!
http://silkroad5v7dywlc.onion/index.php?topic=5425.45

Quote from: CaptainWhiteBeard on December 04, 2013, 04:11:45 pm

Hey wicked words are you gracing the club later mate?

I find it almost impossible to stop by the Green Camel without enjoying a cigar and something strong in the smoking room.

Is this the club you're talking about, or is there a secret society I'm as of yet unaware of?

Ha no just my club next  door!

Quote from: Andriy_Golovko on December 04, 2013, 02:20:41 pm

puff ... puff ... puff ...

OMG! The shit is a BOMB!

So your shit is a bomb?  How unfortunate. 

Hello Alfred how are you?
Ahh just let me light this cigar. Any rum around here? We seem to be out in The Green Camel. My delivery is late!