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Messages - CaptainWhiteBeard

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Off Topic / Re: Official Spare Coins Thread
« on: December 08, 2013, 12:09:40 pm »
Aw gutted mate i just destroyed a bacon buttie and i am glugging coffee until i feel normal again!

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Rumor Mill / Re: OFFICIAL SilkRoad 2.0 Cocaine Thread
« on: December 08, 2013, 12:08:18 pm »
Greetings CaptainWhiteBeard.

It takes a hard core gangsta partier with super potato powers to ingest the combination in the order and amounts, and still shuffle/shamble/lurch/crawl walk away.

You win if you aren't wearing vomit any where *; no piss down your legs or shoes, and you can still remember the sky is blue, water is wet, and fire is hot.

*(well, vomit that belongs to you; if you've got a friend's vomit on as a fashion accessory, ah, who can fault ya for that?)

Haha brilliant mate i may try this in the new year. Of course i will do a write up and let you know if i have any limbs left e.t.c lol :)

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Off Topic / Re: Your Username!
« on: December 08, 2013, 11:47:36 am »
Song I was listening to when I had to choose a username

That is a cool avatar pic man :)

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Rumor Mill / Re: OFFICIAL SilkRoad 2.0 Cocaine Thread
« on: December 08, 2013, 11:43:23 am »
I never tried mixing mdma and cocaine on a party night out, always did them solo! Is it any good?

I will share my fwiw. I have done beans and blow together on multiple occasions. However, it is important to remember the order of operations so as not to waste the precious.

My preferred method when considering a night of bean and blow is thus: Have a plate full of pre-rolled blunts and joints. Vary them in size. Have chewing gum, star bursts, skittles, blow pops especially. Get high, drop your beans. When you are in your first after wave, do a serious line, then if you can stand alcohol, take a shot. Smoke a bit more. Take another shot.


(be sure to hydrate with cold water or Gatorade/powerade/juice and take a b vitamin).

Do another line. By this time your roll should be coming back, your eyes rolling up in the back of your head, blowing the fuck up. This can also be a good time to drop your hallucinogen of choice. If you are doing tabs, gels, or drops, after the first few coke fueled rolls, and you want to chill with the Multiverse; LSD, mescaline, and mushrooms, oh my!

However, just a heads up, it takes a gangsta of monstrous appetites to keep their shit together when this polluted. If you add a few benzos, bitches beware!

I am speaking from personal experience. That whole weekend shall live in infamy as our shenanigans have been immortalized by strangers for immoral porpoises.

I may have to try out these instructions!

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Give them chance ;)

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Off Topic / Re: Official Spare Coins Thread
« on: December 08, 2013, 11:35:41 am »
I just msgd them!!!  ;) If I'd been in the bar I could have just asked  ::) I want to come to the party and get wasted, we'll get some outside staff in for that one hun  :)

Sounds like a plan :)

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Off Topic / Re: Official Spare Coins Thread
« on: December 08, 2013, 11:26:55 am »
Hi Captain, have you recovered from yesterday, lol?  ;)

Yes im sober now i think.. god i was drunk :) Just in the green camel room with the Dagga Couple organising the christmas party. Exciting times!

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Off Topic / Re: Does anyone want to fund my vendor marijuana idea
« on: December 08, 2013, 11:25:52 am »
I need money to sell lbs of pot on SR. I have tons of hook ups but not enough funds to effectively sell. Is anyone willing to help fund me? of course we can work something out and make it profitable for both of us. I'm an honest person and just need some help please. Thank you for hearing me out

Hi there pal i reckon once you get a bit more known on here someone will happily loan you or maybe once you get a vendor account. We are all one big happy family here and there will be some who can help you out :)

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Off Topic / Re: Does anyone want to fund my vendor marijuana idea
« on: December 08, 2013, 11:23:53 am »
you will be the father who lost it all because he invested 9 days before the world economy collapsed and money became worthless and you should had been stackin up some safety instead of ignoring the warnings..

Letshug why are you so convinced the world economy will crash in 9 days, you seem to have some insider info! ;)

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Off Topic / Re: The Green Camel Night Club
« on: December 08, 2013, 11:21:11 am »
I replied to your PM, my internet is being a bit shitty tho so don't know it went thru.. :/

Anyhoo.   Any coke vendors wanna sponsor some g's for the x mas party? hahaha. :D

Haha yeh just pm'ed back!
Dont worry pal after last night i am sure if i shake my long flowing beard enough i am sure i can find a few grams :)
Im excited about this christmas party now mate, hopefully we can get a full crowd  in here on the big day! Maybe i should dress as santa. I do have a white beard ;)

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Off Topic / Re: Official Spare Coins Thread
« on: December 08, 2013, 11:07:36 am »
Morning Mary :)

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Off Topic / Re: The Green Camel Night Club
« on: December 08, 2013, 10:59:17 am »
I would gladly sponsor you the bond if you promise to return it after you get it back.. :)

Ye its been a good week.  But time to take a break and repack and stuff.

Thankfully we pre packed a shit ton of packs when SR1 went down so was well prepped to handle this last weeks increase in traffic.  But I think next year is going to be some next level sort of shit.  I can forsee big things happening on SR and vendors that have been in from the beggining are going to be well rewarded.

Ah good to see your well organised! I hope you get great business! Yes i can see SR really flourishing in the new year!

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Off Topic / Re: The Green Camel Night Club
« on: December 08, 2013, 10:43:41 am »
:)   A white X mas in the Camel Night Club.. Its going to be off the chain!!! :)

Also did you see, we topped the best selling in cannabis catagory yesterday. haha.  so its been a bit busy. Going to be nice to take a breather and get prepped to be in the top 1% of sellers next year.  Going to have to bring our A game.

God damn mate congratulations!! :) Im hoping to sell some bud awel but may have to wait a month or so until i have more funds, havent even got my vendor account yet! Things are a bit tight at the moment lol!

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Off Topic / Re: The Green Camel Night Club
« on: December 08, 2013, 10:34:51 am »
Ye, the post from South Africa takes 3 weeks now during this season and our escrow already up to almost 10BTC so worried we won't be able to cash out before the break.

Don't worry though, will be here drinking and what not answering support and doing the odd refund/reship in the meantime.  Also have to plan the x mas party with you.

And have plenty of garden work to do in the interum to make sure next year is well sorted. These fields don't tend themselves you know. ;)

Thanks for getting it out, This espresso tastes a little like tabacco sludge but whatever gets the day started with a bang is always good.

Well as long as it hits the spot! Ah yes i need to organise the christmas party here!

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Rumor Mill / Re: OFFICIAL SilkRoad 2.0 Cocaine Thread
« on: December 08, 2013, 10:33:26 am »
I never tried mixing mdma and cocaine on a party night out, always did them solo! Is it any good?

Nah not really coke cancels out the MDMA good feelings

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