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I can safely say tonight has been the best, busiest and most enjoyable Saturday so far in the camel club, cheers everyone!
Free drinks all round!

Oh Captain, you're on the bar now too, I'm off, bath and pj's, couched with a spliff  see everyone soon, have fun 

Thanks for your shift Mary have a good evening!

Does the nightclub open for afternoon beers? Since this is the Silk Road nightclub is there a coke bar in here where a sock puppet can get his snuff on?

I need a hair of the dog! Talking of dogs Sootie's friends Sweep is a fucking fiend on the toot just so you all know to steer clear of him. If you ever wondered why Sweep was so off tap and loose when you were a kid I can tell you a secret among us sock puppets and the motherfuckers a fiend when it comes to getting on the coke. When Sweep becomes Super Dog it's because he's been on the blow like Banana Man eating a banana he transforms into a freak. As for Sue, she's a bad little hussy she loves nothing more than some snuff and a good fist up her.

When Mike goes away we all get on it and order drugs from Silk Road with Mike's bitcoins. Whenever you see Sootie with his magic wand making magic happen, you know that's when the Sootmeister has had his Philosophers Stone we order off of the Truffle Brothers, straight from Holland to Mikes letterbox.

Last night we all had a big party after Super Ted and Spottie came around with Mr Hat and Spot was sprinkling his magic dust everywhere bringing everything to life and I invited my two friends from the White Lines film clip who are the biggest sock puppet dealers around and things got pretty wild. I accidentally had a bit too much to toot and gave Sue a bit of a good fisting and Sweep got jealous and tried to fight me. I have no arms as I am what they call a cycloptic sock puppet as I have just a single mouth, and he put his superdog battleaxe through my head. Now I don't know how to get it out without my stuffing coming out everywhere because there is no one here to repair me!

Be careful partying with sock puppets humans it could cost you your health. Imagine if Sweep got paranoid and put an axe in your heads you would be dead. Fortunately being a sock puppet I can be fixed but I am suing Sweep after I've finished suing Sue .

To tell you the truth Sue has been around a bit and she's been fisted by many many people and offers herself on eBay to anyone who wants her for £15. I fear it could ruin my reputation these coke parties and I've been auditioning for some big gigs like Sesame Street lately and I don't want to miss out on the big £'s. I got a gig with Sesame Street after getting Snufalotofsmack some good gear through Oscar. People don't know he got the nickname Oscar because he used to only sell ounces of weed. He got me in the door now, I can spend my days on Sesame Street selling the drugs I buy at night on Silk Road wholesale to Oscar and Snuf.

Oscars got the awesome hookups. He sells to these things that come up to his trashcan called children, strange annoying creatures they are but he says they are mad for the gear and pay for it even though he yells and screams at them while they are buying off him. Oscars the pimp when it comes to the drugs he knows how to move em and he gets anyone hooked just look at what he did to Cookie Monster that guys the biggest pill junkie I have ever seen! Sesame Street is the place to setup shop if Silk Road ever closes again humans, you just have to watch out for Miss Piggy though that fat dyke will try and search you if she gets the chance and Animal had a little bit too much meth and lost his mind and will try to eat you!

I think I caught something more than an axe from Sue as well there seem to be these mites crawling around inside my fur and I have no arms to scratch myself with. It was exciting at the time but I have felt like a dirty puppet ever since I sobered up. I have been through the washing machine on high heat three times now already today, including selecting the soak option every time, and I just can't feel clean no matter what I do. I feel used but it wasn't my fault, those two drug dealer sock puppets from the White Lines film clip showed up and it just got out of control after that.

Bad sock puppet, bad bad Sockie! It serves me right for auditioning for that White Lines film clip and inviting them to be my coke dealers because whenever they deliver they invite other people over and one thing leads to another and I'm fisting Sue and Sweep puts and axe in my head.

You know what they say, pimpin ain't easy especially for a pimpin puppet!


- The Sock Puppet

Fuck.

I don't even know where to begin.

Enjoy your stay! Yes i try stay open 24/7!

*Inspectornorse slides open the door with eyes like dinner plates and a jaw swinging like a fuckin pirate ship*
One of your finest waters please. oh and a double vodka and coke, with lime and extra ice.
Afternoon peasants, whats good?

Hey Norse! ive just dropped one of them nintendo's!. Lets get fucked up and dance our tits of all nite!

*walks past door man with hat pulled down and head low*

*gets recognized and thrown out for the second time in 12 hours*

*gets called a "stupid nigger," by JTB who proceeds to grab my ass while throwing me out*

*goes home, smokes bowl, and head back to the Green Night Club to do it all again*

* goes outside, steps in front of JTB*
Sorry man he's coming in!
What would you like sir?!

Oh StringerBell, how charming  you're one to watch!!

Hey daggacouple, good to see you  you too big ten 

Has the Captain passed out 

**gets the drinks sorted**

Hi Mary! I have been to other bars but im here to stay now and yes im drunk of course

Have fun cap! Drink one for me!

I will be retiring for the day too... Not because im tired but because ive taken 2 hits of strong acid and i would rather prefer not to be on the internet while I am tripping. Last time I bought a cutlery set and a pair of jogging pants. I dont know why.

Anyway I will be watching finding nemo on dvd if anyone needs me.

Brilliant!

Oh Captain  well enjoy yourself, hope your feeling a bit better than earlier 

I will do after a few pints in the pub!