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Off Topic / Re: The Green Camel Night Club
« on: December 12, 2013, 10:41:23 am »
Not the fucking hooks man — they'll tear us to shreds... Are you pirate? Argh u a cocaine pirate?

Soon to be!! Would you like a play with this mermaid i captured the other day? She is in my bath.

Sure. I'll gladly gang-fuck a mermaid with you Mr. Cocaine pirate. I'll bring assorted jams and jellies and pharmaceuticals. Is it rape if she's half fish?

What if she's a siren?

Do not worry Duke she is game and very dirty! No need to bring anything she has KY Jellyfish.
She likes to do ass-to-mouth, shes a bottom feeder.

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Off Topic / Re: JOKES :)
« on: December 12, 2013, 10:35:19 am »
I was in the park today when a woman came up to me and said, "Are you taking photos of my daughter on your iPhone?"

 "Yes I'm taking photos of her," I replied, "But it's not what you think."

 "So what is it then?" she asked.

 I said, "A Samsung Galaxy."

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Off Topic / Re: The Green Camel Night Club
« on: December 12, 2013, 10:34:02 am »
Not the fucking hooks man — they'll tear us to shreds... Are you pirate? Argh u a cocaine pirate?

Soon to be!! Would you like a play with this mermaid i captured the other day? She is in my bath.

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You wouldn't be if administration stole over $30,000 USD from you. Going on a week with no response from DPR on the matter either.

Wasn't that money returned to the customers?

I generally don't know what happened, i am intrigued. I can guarantee admin didn't steal any money though

DPR stole the money, just not for himself. The vendor had open orders in escrow and DPR revoked his account after he had shipped the orders and sent the money back to the buyers. Dpr did a robinhood except he stole from the poor and gave it to the poorer.

How do you know he did that?

Anyone have news on vendor accounts?  I would really like to do some SR2 business before the new year :)

He doesn't know, its Loki

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Off Topic / Re: Nelson Mandela memorial interpreter 'was a fake'
« on: December 12, 2013, 10:26:32 am »
Do you speak South African Sign Language?

i do. I'm signing to you right this very moment.

Haha!

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Product Offers / Re: Cannabis Giveaway Season
« on: December 12, 2013, 10:18:13 am »
So.. second post according to the "12 hour rule"
hope i win

Ah but do we have to post in PGP again?

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Off Topic / Re: Official Spare Coins Thread
« on: December 12, 2013, 10:16:48 am »
CaptainWhiteBeard.....You'd better have good Intentions with my Daughter.



:-\

Daughter!!!! Well i have a nice warm long beard and she just likes to have a nap in its bountiful locks that is all.

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Off Topic / Re: The Green Camel Night Club
« on: December 12, 2013, 10:15:34 am »
Ah! I didnt even say good morning to everyone! Where are my manners? I will punish myself by not eating the blueberries I was planning on eating for breakfast.


Good morning all!

Haha we will let you off Owl your a good guy!

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Meth listings are up!

Finally there is some UK METH!

Great news mate!

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Off Topic / Re: Official Spare Coins Thread
« on: December 12, 2013, 10:14:11 am »
;D  well you two need to take a shower before you two sit at my breakfast table  :P

;D

Right away!!

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Off Topic / Re: U r gay
« on: December 12, 2013, 10:13:29 am »
Finally some change in this world!

And in Germany, we are very close to opening the first coffeeshop in berlin too!

As soon as this is legal, I am opening a weed shop and naming it SILKROAD!
Senior SR members get 100% off any product.

Wow didn't know about Germany and brilliant idea!

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Off Topic / Re: Official Spare Coins Thread
« on: December 12, 2013, 10:12:48 am »
Me and the captain just got out of bed.... :o

Er ....well i don't remember much ...erm we just have a professional business relationship!

* scratches head so furiously with hook nearly scalps himself *

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Off Topic / Re: The Green Camel Night Club
« on: December 12, 2013, 10:10:50 am »
Morning deathowl and chemcat!

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Off Topic / Re: The Green Camel Night Club
« on: December 12, 2013, 10:10:10 am »
**sorts out the drinks** How's everyone today?  :)

Hi Mary thanks for sorting things, it appears i slept in today!

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Off Topic / Re: The Green Camel Night Club
« on: December 12, 2013, 10:09:07 am »
I just fucked a lizard woman. She wanted to amputate my limbs and turn me into a stew. I need a drink. Soggy bread can't fulfill my needs.

Hello Raoul it appears you are your normal self! Stay away from my hook though!

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