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Product Offers / Re: Vendor Accounts
« on: December 13, 2013, 12:27:44 pm »Still waiting to open Vendor Account .... Any news guys?
Nope nothing!
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Nope nothing!
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Silk Road Discussion / Re: Crowd funding a Silkroad movie
« on: December 13, 2013, 12:27:08 pm »do one of those movies that follows a bitcoin, or part of a btc, from the btc seller, to a weed toker, to a sr seller then onto a smackhead, then onto a another seller, then a load of others, then onto a sr fee, onto ross and then finally it gets seized by the fbi and ends up in some corrupt politicians btc wallet.
Great idea!
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Silk Road Discussion / Re: New Vendor Registrations Temporarily Closed *UPDATED*
« on: December 13, 2013, 12:26:28 pm »
Your head? go for the G I Jane look maybe?
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Off Topic / Re: The Green Camel Night Club
« on: December 13, 2013, 12:25:29 pm »Happy friday the 13th everyone! 2nd time this year isnt it?
Oh and 2 out of 4 packages came today! This is getting spooooky
Oh crap didn't realize!
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Off Topic / Re: The Official Agony Uncle Column Thread - Light Advice for Heavy Issues
« on: December 13, 2013, 12:24:23 pm »Brilliant idea!
Well that is my day sorted! Thank you so much!
It's a pleasure, Captain.
I admire your presence on these here forums, so hearing such feedback regarding my services brings me much joy.
Well i am not allowed within 50 meters of this damsel now! Thanks for the advice anyway
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Silk Road Discussion / Re: Ordered 2 days ago.... NADA
« on: December 13, 2013, 12:20:38 pm »
2 days ago? Vendors and customers have struggled to get on for 2 days. You think creating a thread about this makes sense?
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Silk Road Discussion / Re: We are online
« on: December 13, 2013, 12:18:38 pm »
Ah crap bad feeling this might happen!
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Off Topic / Re: The Green Camel Night Club
« on: December 13, 2013, 09:05:05 am »Good morning El Capitan!
Im thankful I never cared for oxys I have friends that cant function without them. So glad I dont have to worry about that. Dont miss chasing that dragon either. It was fun but got old. I've been having so much trouble sleeping that I cant even stand to think about stims anymore lol. I mean what do i need stims for? Its almost daylight and im still up for no reason at all
Fuck it may as well hit some fat rails with the Captain since Im not going to sleep anyway
Good morning!
Here you go pal * chops up a big fat fluffy line of bolivia's finest*
Woo!
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Silk Road Discussion / Re: New Vendor Registrations Temporarily Closed *UPDATED*
« on: December 13, 2013, 09:03:36 am »yeah,there is so much drama.
Anyways back to the issue at hand: Vendor registrations!
I'd give anything for a vendor account.
So would I...Ha
I feel like I'm missing out on so much!
Time will get us online
I would give my left nut for a vendor account!
But would you shave the beard
Never!! Maybe a sack, back n crack tho
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Silk Road Discussion / Re: New Vendor Registrations Temporarily Closed *UPDATED*
« on: December 13, 2013, 08:56:56 am »
Erotic lol
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Off Topic / Re: Official Spare Coins Thread
« on: December 13, 2013, 08:55:31 am »I am looking for a loan as well but it all depends on how much the bond is. So i am hoping a few people can chip in with smallish amounts as i think it may be too much for some one to loan me the whole bond which could be anywhere between $200 - $500. Who knows. This will be paid back in a week or 2. I am ready with my stock and what not but because of the delay and crimbo coming up funds have disappeared.I'll throw in a few dollars to help kick things off $50 is about .05 atm yeah? do we still do the username transfer or wallet add?
Yeah that is great mate. I don't know if the username works so i will PM you about an address. You are a star
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Silk Road Discussion / Re: Ordered 2 days ago.... NADA
« on: December 13, 2013, 08:53:21 am »
My brain hurts
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Silk Road Discussion / Re: vendor viewing your stats?
« on: December 13, 2013, 08:50:25 am »
Hopefully soon!
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Off Topic / Re: The Official Agony Uncle Column Thread - Light Advice for Heavy Issues
« on: December 13, 2013, 08:48:52 am »There is this girl i like. She has beautiful tattoos and a gorgeous smile. Sometimes i let her sleep in my beard or let her see my hook.
How do i tell her i like her?
Captain. Come and sit on Uncle's knee.
The trouble with most people when they tell a girl they like her, is they come across as a stalker.
What YOU need, is to cut off a lock of your beard and stitch it into her pillow (you know where she lives, right?).
Then, take a photograph... no wait, SEVERAL photographs of your shiny hook - all from several angles - and then mail them to her in envelopes sprayed with your own bottled piss for added attraction value (note here that some would tell you to spray with deodrant or aftershave... I say NAY, do it the pirate way).
Next, you need to send her a few love letters - after all, you need to be direct. Tell her EXACTLY how you feel, word for word (wickedword can help you there I'm sure) - but just to spice things up a bit, try adding variety by using different handwriting styles. You could even use letters you've cut out of magazines!
Go get 'em, captain!
Brilliant idea!
Well that is my day sorted! Thank you so much!
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Off Topic / Re: Favorite Quote Thread
« on: December 13, 2013, 08:43:32 am »I do'nt think entirely correct as top of my head but -lol pretty close, i can go on for a while before I need google..
' what do you need that for, zee germans? '
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why they call im Boris the Bullet dogder?
'Cause e dodges bullets..
'well fuck me, your lady friend got a voice'
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'whats the matter wif that spot their'?
'its too tight init...
'too tight...you could land a jumbo fucking jet in there...
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