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Off Topic / Re: *Important, I am starting up SR3, NEED STAFF MEMBERS*
« on: December 25, 2013, 10:54:46 pm »I got dibs on SR4, SR5, SR6, and SR7. Those are mine!
Seeing as you don't trust the current SR to vend on then i hope not
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Seeing as you don't trust the current SR to vend on then i hope not
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Off Topic / Re: Official Spare Coins Thread
« on: December 25, 2013, 10:47:57 pm »Waasssupp sparecoiners hows your muthafukin day!
Why Hello Captain, I don't think we have met yet. How is the sea treating you today?
I have been on land all day today, i am hoping to set sail tomorrow and do a bit of plundering.
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Off Topic / Re: Official Spare Coins Thread
« on: December 25, 2013, 10:46:11 pm »
Hi Mary hows my favorite lady?
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Off Topic / Re: The Official Agony Uncle Column Thread - Light Advice for Heavy Issues
« on: December 25, 2013, 10:40:50 pm »Dear Uncle
There is so much crap on T.V and i want to gauge my eyes out with a sharp instrument. However a relative has come over who is mental so all sharp edges have been covered and sharp objects have been removed. Also i am not allowed to leave the house as i am supposed to be taking care of him. What is my plan of action?
Mentally Ill = Physically Incapable of Self-Grooming
Physically Incapable of Self-Grooming = Ridiculously Long Fingernails
Right, so here's your plan:
Convince your charge to close his eyes, with the promise that he'll experience something incredible.
Once closed, gently grab his fingers, expose a nail, and begin gouging.
Start gently, working up a heavier rhythm.
Keep telling your charge reassuring stories, like 'that's what it feels like to scratch a grape - you've always wanted to scratch a grape, haven't you?'
Hope this helps Captain,
and you're welcome on my couch any time you like
Thanks, works a treat!
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Off Topic / Re: Official Spare Coins Thread
« on: December 25, 2013, 10:38:45 pm »
Waasssupp sparecoiners hows your muthafukin day!
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Off Topic / Re: The Official Agony Uncle Column Thread - Light Advice for Heavy Issues
« on: December 25, 2013, 10:20:28 pm »
There is so much crap on T.V and i want to gauge my eyes out with a sharp instrument. However a relative has come over who is mental so all sharp edges have been covered and sharp objects have been removed. Also i am not allowed to leave the house as i am supposed to be taking care of him. What is my plan of action?
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Silk Road Discussion / Re: Have the law agenceys won, or do we still have a chance
« on: December 25, 2013, 10:17:19 pm »
They will never win
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Off Topic / Re: *Important, I am starting up SR3, NEED STAFF MEMBERS*
« on: December 25, 2013, 10:13:37 pm »
This gave me a giggle over all the Christmas stress 
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Off Topic / Re: The Green Camel Night Club
« on: December 25, 2013, 02:12:00 am »
Hi guys! just popping in to say there has been some good conversation here tonight Night all, have a good xmas day!
Night all, have a good xmas day!
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Off Topic / Re: The Green Camel Night Club
« on: December 24, 2013, 06:10:09 pm »I wish I was married! I get severe suicidal depression sometimes, so relations never get far :/
Nah mate being single is way more fun
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Silk Road Discussion / Re: Raoul Duke/Dr Gonzo
« on: December 24, 2013, 05:46:32 pm »Captain how soon till usa launch?
Don't know, haven't sold in U.K yet lol! Hopefully end of january
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Off Topic / Re: The Green Camel Night Club
« on: December 24, 2013, 05:44:08 pm »Yeah! I always thought the Captain and Mary had a thing goin!?
Apparently not
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Silk Road Discussion / Re: Cirrus..And Chemmy??
« on: December 24, 2013, 05:41:57 pm »-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
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I'm here, and still active.
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Off Topic / Re: Happy Christmas
« on: December 24, 2013, 05:20:32 pm »Just became Xmas Day in Australia. I'm looking forward to family lunch, Penguin Patrol (my volunteer job) on the pier and James Brown Tribute at my favourite pub.
Hope you all have a wonderful day.
x Eiley
Happy Christmas!