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Off Topic / Re: The Green Camel Night Club
« on: January 30, 2014, 11:43:29 pm »

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Off Topic / Re: The Green Camel Night Club
« on: January 30, 2014, 11:39:12 pm »
Cinderella was getting ready for the ball but there was one problem. She was having her monthly. So, the fairy god mother gifted her with a tampon, which she was told would also turn into a pumpkin at midnight.

So...Cinderella goes off to the ball. She's dancing and having a great time. Now it's midnight and there is no sign of Cinderella, the fairy god mother is getting worried. 2am rolls around, still no Cinderella.

Finally around 5am she comes strolling down the street, to the fairy god mothers suprise. She snaps at her. Cinderella! I told you that after midnight, everything turns into a pumpkin! Too which Cinderella replies, everything is fineeee fairy god mother, I met Peter Peter pumpkin eater.

LOL nice and random :)

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I am trans gender by the way ;)

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* hugs all then snorts a corner of the thread

That's two gender corrections today, then. Someone elsewhere seemed to think Chemmy was female :D

Can i snort some corners with you too? ;)

For some reason on in the early days i also thought Chem was a lady haha! Don't who keeps starting these rumours.

Maybe its all the hugs ;)

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Silk Road Discussion / Re: Smooth as Silk..
« on: January 30, 2014, 11:28:50 pm »
After hearing all the scary stories and reading all the whining, I am here to kiss arse yet again as accused. [CONFIRMED]

I have to admit I was nervous that I would get the error myself but captcha worked, site was slow but functional.

Coin flip went well, 12 confirms. Coin up on SR account, no negative balance after two orders. ;)

The seas are silky smooth Captain. Well Done!

I shall be stoned as fuck pretty soon. ;)

Signed,

Yurarse Kisser #7337

Good post mate.

This is how Silk Road strives to run.


 They will always be times where it is not as smooth for whatever reason, like recently. But its worth going through the hard times for the reward :)


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Silk Road Discussion / Re: Oh, Im Listening.....
« on: January 30, 2014, 11:24:33 pm »
Right who got the lube?
I am greased up and ready to take on all the complaints about SR. i bet i can answer each question and help :)
Whos first, come on challenge me:)

Thanks for doing Round 1 Chemcat.

Round 2 * ding ding * bring it on :)

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Off Topic / Re: The Green Camel Night Club
« on: January 30, 2014, 11:21:06 pm »
my 500th post is in the camel. now I can go to bed :-) thanks captain for having this great club

Thank you too you for coming to my premises.. and every other customer! :)

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Hey guys :)

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Off Topic / Re: The Green Camel Night Club
« on: January 30, 2014, 11:04:27 pm »
Hello, just got back from a real pub and from what I gather you arent allowed to do coke on the bar like you are in here. Still managed to have quite a lot of coke and a lot of beer so not a total waste. much prefer the green camel though.

Haha !

Real pub will never match my chain! :)

Here anything goes :)

Well done on the 500th post mate :)

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Off Topic / Re: The Green Camel Night Club
« on: January 30, 2014, 10:52:25 pm »
Sorry been busy again tonight. Looks like you running things well DaddyBee, good work mate cheers ;)

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Happy birthday Murder! :)

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Off Topic / Re: The Green Camel Night Club
« on: January 30, 2014, 04:38:44 pm »
Hi Cornelius! :)

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Off Topic / Re: The Green Camel Night Club
« on: January 30, 2014, 03:02:05 pm »

Cya Bud :)

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Off Topic / Re: The Green Camel Night Club
« on: January 30, 2014, 02:53:11 pm »
Hey fellas! Will try hang round tonight :)

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Off Topic / Re: The Green Camel Night Club
« on: January 30, 2014, 12:36:22 pm »
a tequila sunrise please and a line of cola. :-*

Haha coming up!

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