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Cinderella was getting ready for the ball but there was one problem. She was having her monthly. So, the fairy god mother gifted her with a tampon, which she was told would also turn into a pumpkin at midnight.
So...Cinderella goes off to the ball. She's dancing and having a great time. Now it's midnight and there is no sign of Cinderella, the fairy god mother is getting worried. 2am rolls around, still no Cinderella.
Finally around 5am she comes strolling down the street, to the fairy god mothers suprise. She snaps at her. Cinderella! I told you that after midnight, everything turns into a pumpkin! Too which Cinderella replies, everything is fineeee fairy god mother, I met Peter Peter pumpkin eater.
* hugs all then snorts a corner of the thread
That's two gender corrections today, then. Someone elsewhere seemed to think Chemmy was female
After hearing all the scary stories and reading all the whining, I am here to kiss arse yet again as accused. [CONFIRMED]
I have to admit I was nervous that I would get the error myself but captcha worked, site was slow but functional.
Coin flip went well, 12 confirms. Coin up on SR account, no negative balance after two orders.
The seas are silky smooth Captain. Well Done!
I shall be stoned as fuck pretty soon.
Signed,
Yurarse Kisser #7337
my 500th post is in the camel. now I can go to bed :-) thanks captain for having this great club
Hello, just got back from a real pub and from what I gather you arent allowed to do coke on the bar like you are in here. Still managed to have quite a lot of coke and a lot of beer so not a total waste. much prefer the green camel though.
a tequila sunrise please and a line of cola.