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Title: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: some1ne on January 05, 2013, 10:38 pm
I am wondering how safe are street prostitutes and if condoms can save you from all sexual diseases... opinion or experiences ?
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: sppa on January 05, 2013, 11:22 pm
Never FE!
I suggest you avoid the ones with refunds over 5%
Condoms wont save you from the nasty shit out there. If ones not available, give  her one in the shitta. it costs a bit more but your worth it.
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: BruceCampbell on January 05, 2013, 11:31 pm
Probably about as safe as solicitng sex and exchanging fluids with a stranger that makes a living out of using their orifices as penis holders.
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: BruceCampbell on January 05, 2013, 11:37 pm
Or, as another user once called them:  a cock ashtray.  :P

Captain Mal doesn't like whores because he likes Inara and Inara is a space hooker.

 ;D

(sorry, nerd moment)
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: murderface2012 on January 05, 2013, 11:45 pm
a true essence of the phrase 'you get what you pay for'..
income will determine your level of  'safe'!!

the difference between an escort and a street whore IS NOT the same as the difference between freebasing and smoking crack!!  ???

i just had to find a way to make a crack analogy!!   ;)
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: SNSD on January 06, 2013, 01:15 am
Condom over the balls too should make it safe
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: Gary Oak on January 06, 2013, 01:35 am
Who the fuck pays for sex?? God damn that's pathetic.
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: BruceCampbell on January 06, 2013, 01:40 am
Who the fuck pays for sex?? God damn that's pathetic.

Lol just find a chill girl and get some molly or some mda or some moxy and have weird psychoactive sex. No need to pay for sex.

I let a girl give me a bj once from miy highschool back in the day though for $30.

Sometimes I like her Facebook statuses out of nowhere just to let her know I remember.

 8)
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: hoobydoobydoo on January 06, 2013, 01:41 am
Captain Mal doesn't like whores because he likes Inara and Inara is a space hooker.

+1 for Inara.  ;)
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: thelorax on January 06, 2013, 01:57 am
Well sir.. let me start by telling you a little story about whores..

i married one and she cheated on me with random niggers and beaners that sold heroin.. she would leave in the middle of the night, come home late from 'work' and claim she was sick when really she had a herpes outbreak..(she told me all this after the break up and 2 kids)

After we split.. i thought well ive been fucking one shouldnt i just try to fuck a hotter one? shit i paid a lot more for the one i lived with and called my wife so whats the big deal right?
WRONG.. so i go to MLK BLV .. most cities u will find whores or crack there..

and i looked for a big breasted fat ass having black whore who said wouldnt mind being with me for a whole night leaving in the morning..
 so i BOINKED HER.. it was amazing best sex ever when we were done it felt like i took a X pill and it is a memory i will have forever...

but then again.. so is the aids i contracted from letting her suck my penis..
i know its from her because i had gotten tested after the break up and the bad news she broke to me.

so i now go to the doctor every other week to get check ups and such..

n every time i got to the doctor he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bunch of spaghetti..

so moral of the story..

always bring a fork to the doctor
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: BruceCampbell on January 06, 2013, 02:02 am
Well sir.. let me start by telling you a little story about whores..

i married one and she cheated on me with random niggers and beaners that sold heroin.. she would leave in the middle of the night, come home late from 'work' and claim she was sick when really she had a herpes outbreak..(she told me all this after the break up and 2 kids)

After we split.. i thought well ive been fucking one shouldnt i just try to fuck a hotter one? shit i paid a lot more for the one i lived with and called my wife so whats the big deal right?
WRONG.. so i go to MLK BLV .. most cities u will find whores or crack there..

and i looked for a big breasted fat ass having black whore who said wouldnt mind being with me for a whole night leaving in the morning..
 so i BOINKED HER.. it was amazing best sex ever when we were done it felt like i took a X pill and it is a memory i will have forever...

but then again.. so is the aids i contracted from letting her suck my penis..
i know its from her because i had gotten tested after the break up and the bad news she broke to me.

so i now go to the doctor every other week to get check ups and such..

n every time i got to the doctor he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bunch of spaghetti..

so moral of the story..

always bring a fork to the doctor

Retarded and insightful.
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: microboilie on January 06, 2013, 02:33 am
do you really want to pay to have sex with a woman who is so addicted to drugs that she has to put herself in such a position? (no pun intended)

for now just masturbate and try meet a woman who actually wants to have sex with you.

Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: kitkat82 on January 06, 2013, 03:21 am
Well sir.. let me start by telling you a little story about whores..

i married one and she cheated on me with random niggers and beaners that sold heroin.. she would leave in the middle of the night, come home late from 'work' and claim she was sick when really she had a herpes outbreak..(she told me all this after the break up and 2 kids)

After we split.. i thought well ive been fucking one shouldnt i just try to fuck a hotter one? shit i paid a lot more for the one i lived with and called my wife so whats the big deal right?
WRONG.. so i go to MLK BLV .. most cities u will find whores or crack there..

and i looked for a big breasted fat ass having black whore who said wouldnt mind being with me for a whole night leaving in the morning..
 so i BOINKED HER.. it was amazing best sex ever when we were done it felt like i took a X pill and it is a memory i will have forever...

but then again.. so is the aids i contracted from letting her suck my penis..
i know its from her because i had gotten tested after the break up and the bad news she broke to me.

so i now go to the doctor every other week to get check ups and such..

n every time i got to the doctor he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bunch of spaghetti..

so moral of the story..

always bring a fork to the doctor

I don't get the spaghetti thing.
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: hoobydoobydoo on January 06, 2013, 03:22 am
I haven't tried this but I know some friends who have used eros.com to choose escorts and they have said good things.

At least this way you can pick a hot respectable chick instead of a dirty street whore.
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: greenturtle on January 06, 2013, 03:51 am

Sometimes I like her Facebook statuses out of nowhere just to let her know I remember.


 ;D LOL
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: davidkelly on January 06, 2013, 05:46 am
If you're gonna have sex with you a hooker, you want to be safe. I recommend the full body condom

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/t/u9wak.jpg
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: jay92 on January 06, 2013, 05:50 am
Use eros guide, and always remember, don't be a fool, wrap your tool, even if they're sucking your dick.
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Post by: SorryMario on January 06, 2013, 06:13 am
The best and most expensive ($300) fuck I ever had was in a private booth at a strip club. She coulda been in the movies WOW.

But a condom is 100% MANDATORY! Don't ever take that chance, no matter how clean and yummy they look. You don't even want to think about how many crackhead loads could have been blown in there. As a very wise man once said "just cuz you can't smell it doesn't mean it don't stink!"
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Post by: stinkybreeze on January 06, 2013, 07:36 am

Bumping for the wisdom.
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: kitkat82 on January 06, 2013, 04:33 pm
Prostitutes are usually very desperate.  If you must use one, save up your money and get a call girl from one of those websites.   Going to a Brothel in Vegas would be best, they all get STD checks regularly.

Not sure about "pronstitutes" though. ;)
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: warmkitty on January 06, 2013, 05:42 pm
When you think of all these guys fucking all these hookers and all these nasty diseases and stuff if just reminds you that regardless of all mankinds advances and lipservice to being civilised really we are and will allways just be filthy animals leching after dirty sex , with brief respites of sex and drug free sobrity when we resemble sane cerebral beings.
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: thelorax on January 06, 2013, 06:23 pm
When you think of all these guys fucking all these hookers and all these nasty diseases and stuff if just reminds you that regardless of all mankinds advances and lipservice to being civilised really we are and will allways just be filthy animals leching after dirty sex , with brief respites of sex and drug free sobrity when we resemble sane cerebral beings.

SO?
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: valakki on January 06, 2013, 11:12 pm
if i was you i would try to find a girl on a reliable website. Lots of callgirls get medical checkups weekly and they are a lot cleaner.
i never paid for sex tho. But i have experience with heroin addict prostitutes ( the pimp was a very good  friend of mine) free girls for me but i never fucked any of them  because they were disgusting.
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: livingdeadgirl on January 06, 2013, 11:29 pm
OMG!!! it's 2013 & it's no need putting yourself at risk like that....go to backpage(thats where the college coed's & hot milf's are hiding) for ur location & find a decent girl with reviews on the erotic review or another hobbyist review site on the reg net....never pick up a streetwalker!!!! I've been a call-girl for 10ys & running a massage parlor for 5yrs now & I refuse to hire street girls as they are lax about personal hygiene & STD check-ups & are always trying to rob even the most decent clients. Better yet, if you're in the US, I'll give you a discount to see one of my girls, who get STD tested monthly ;)
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: BruceCampbell on January 06, 2013, 11:37 pm
Backpage is disgusting. I'd rather beat off with a crusty gym sock than pay for sex. God invented fat chicks for a reason. Just pick up something from Chipoltle and get your dick wet.

 :o
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: longshankspony37 on January 07, 2013, 12:00 am
Ive got to agree with bruce. prostitution is modern slavery and i doubt many of the working girls work independently or get a fair share of there earnings, if any, try a swingers site or summat or failing that ask bruce what kind of sock is best....
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: some1ne on January 07, 2013, 12:07 am
excuse me but how much time would I need to get free sex from a normal girl, is like they smell you want her pussy .... I mean go to a girl asking whether she wants to fuck with you, bet she will refuse 99% ?
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: valakki on January 07, 2013, 12:26 am
excuse me but how much time would I need to get free sex from a normal girl, is like they smell you want her pussy .... I mean go to a girl asking whether she wants to fuck with you, bet she will refuse 99% ?

bars, clubs, disco whatnot: find a drunk girl. should be fast. if you dont have an answer in 10 minutes leave her and find another one. 
go for fat chicks! its not that bad.
if you want a nonslut beauty you have to work  for it. sometimes a loooong fuckin time. this is what im doing at the moment. the hardest part will be when im tellin her that im a druggie (im looking for long term and doped up sex is a must!)
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: Razorspyne on January 07, 2013, 01:03 am
OMG!!! it's 2013 & it's no need putting yourself at risk like that....go to backpage(thats where the college coed's & hot milf's are hiding) for ur location & find a decent girl with reviews on the erotic review or another hobbyist review site on the reg net....never pick up a streetwalker!!!! I've been a call-girl for 10ys & running a massage parlor for 5yrs now & I refuse to hire street girls as they are lax about personal hygiene & STD check-ups & are always trying to rob even the most decent clients. Better yet, if you're in the US, I'll give you a discount to see one of my girls, who get STD tested monthly ;)

True. Streetwalkers are usually infected (no offense). This pack of weirdos walked past me when I was leaving the gym and asked for sex and I was like yeaaaaaaaah, I can see THAT happening. I told them to fuck off. (Tip, if girls approach someone with a dude in tow it ain't gonna happen for you sweetie.) I could they were dodgy. Yar, you can always tell the females who are hanging out the front of our gym just to perve on guys coming out from the "legitimate purpose" others.

btw, what is backpage???? Is it an internet site?

btw, SorryMarrio, you got a girl's name you muppet! ::) A Princess is usually female..... I thought you were lesbian, and then I figured it out.

Piece out. Drive safely.
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: kitkat82 on January 07, 2013, 02:02 am
excuse me but how much time would I need to get free sex from a normal girl, is like they smell you want her pussy .... I mean go to a girl asking whether she wants to fuck with you, bet she will refuse 99% ?

How old are you?
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: wavelength on January 07, 2013, 04:57 am
okay what im going to tell you is like the secret to young pussy  i swear. ::) i heard it from someone else but its golden and very true

women under the age of 28 or so, do not understand how much of an asset beauty is. they dont know how special it makes them, and it makes it easy to get with them.
they dont understand their value in a sense... and if your older than them thats another plus... women like a wise man that can take care of them.

if you still lack confidence and dont want to get shot down, find a girl that has something that would cause a slight insecurity but doesnt bother you really.
( like a big nose, crooked teeth, you get the idea.)
i realize this sounds like some soul-less shit but women manipulate men so much nowadays(or try ) that it becomes too much of a hassle to play the games that go along with a relationship.

good luck getting your dick wet, but dont get a prostitute  :o thats sad and pathetic. just talk to some girls.

oh and i guess i should include that, the guy that walks around at parties and asks every girl if they want to fuck, is almost guaranteed to get laid. some girl is going to say yes eventually..
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: SorryMario on January 07, 2013, 05:30 am
btw, SorryMarrio, you got a girl's name you muppet! ::) A Princess is usually female.....
Those are Z's, not S's. I'm a sleepy prince - a malady that will surely be rectified by a quick toot of Miss Tina.
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: thelorax on January 07, 2013, 05:43 am
OMG!!! it's 2013 & it's no need putting yourself at risk like that....go to backpage(thats where the college coed's & hot milf's are hiding) for ur location & find a decent girl with reviews on the erotic review or another hobbyist review site on the reg net....never pick up a streetwalker!!!! I've been a call-girl for 10ys & running a massage parlor for 5yrs now & I refuse to hire street girls as they are lax about personal hygiene & STD check-ups & are always trying to rob even the most decent clients. Better yet, if you're in the US, I'll give you a discount to see one of my girls, who get STD tested monthly ;)


YOUR A DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING.. MATTER FACT FUCK THAT UR A DISGUSTING ANIMAL GO FUCKING DIE OF AIDS YOUR WHORE.. FUCK YOUR NASTY ASS AND UR LIFE GO OVERDOSE ON FUCKING HEROIN BITCH..

TITS OR GTFO
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: Razorspyne on January 07, 2013, 07:19 am
btw, SorryMarrio, you got a girl's name you muppet! ::) A Princess is usually female.....
Those are Z's, not S's. I'm a sleepy prince - a malady that will surely be rectified by a quick toot of Miss Tina.

roflmfao Mario! TY for clearing that ^ for us. I just can't believe Mario is STILL out. Didn't they sell that back in the mid 80s on Atari and Commodore64? You must be 100 years old to still be around. :)

OMG!!! it's 2013 & it's no need putting yourself at risk like that....go to backpage(thats where the college coed's & hot milf's are hiding) for ur location & find a decent girl with reviews on the erotic review or another hobbyist review site on the reg net....never pick up a streetwalker!!!! I've been a call-girl for 10ys & running a massage parlor for 5yrs now & I refuse to hire street girls as they are lax about personal hygiene & STD check-ups & are always trying to rob even the most decent clients. Better yet, if you're in the US, I'll give you a discount to see one of my girls, who get STD tested monthly ;)


YOUR A DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING.. MATTER FACT FUCK THAT UR A DISGUSTING ANIMAL GO FUCKING DIE OF AIDS YOUR WHORE.. FUCK YOUR NASTY ASS AND UR LIFE GO OVERDOSE ON FUCKING HEROIN BITCH..

TITS OR GTFO

That was uncalled for.........  :o
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: BruceCampbell on January 07, 2013, 07:31 am
OMG!!! it's 2013 & it's no need putting yourself at risk like that....go to backpage(thats where the college coed's & hot milf's are hiding) for ur location & find a decent girl with reviews on the erotic review or another hobbyist review site on the reg net....never pick up a streetwalker!!!! I've been a call-girl for 10ys & running a massage parlor for 5yrs now & I refuse to hire street girls as they are lax about personal hygiene & STD check-ups & are always trying to rob even the most decent clients. Better yet, if you're in the US, I'll give you a discount to see one of my girls, who get STD tested monthly ;)


YOUR A DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING.. MATTER FACT FUCK THAT UR A DISGUSTING ANIMAL GO FUCKING DIE OF AIDS YOUR WHORE.. FUCK YOUR NASTY ASS AND UR LIFE GO OVERDOSE ON FUCKING HEROIN BITCH..

TITS OR GTFO

Lol take your meds bro.
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: nitpi950 on January 07, 2013, 08:00 am
"pronstitutes" makes me giggle like an idiot every time
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Post by: chil on January 07, 2013, 12:13 pm
OMG!!! it's 2013 & it's no need putting yourself at risk like that....go to backpage(thats where the college coed's & hot milf's are hiding) for ur location & find a decent girl with reviews on the erotic review or another hobbyist review site on the reg net....never pick up a streetwalker!!!! I've been a call-girl for 10ys & running a massage parlor for 5yrs now & I refuse to hire street girls as they are lax about personal hygiene & STD check-ups & are always trying to rob even the most decent clients. Better yet, if you're in the US, I'll give you a discount to see one of my girls, who get STD tested monthly ;)


YOUR A DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING.. MATTER FACT FUCK THAT UR A DISGUSTING ANIMAL GO FUCKING DIE OF AIDS YOUR WHORE.. FUCK YOUR NASTY ASS AND UR LIFE GO OVERDOSE ON FUCKING HEROIN BITCH..

TITS OR GTFO

Are you serious ?
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: nanpa2001 on January 07, 2013, 01:24 pm
Far too many people are complacent about condom sex.

Condoms do nothing to protect you against herpes, which is a serious and incurable disease.

Don't rely on condoms. Investigate the sexual history of your chosen partner. If that person has a promiscuous past, avoid!

Obviously prostitutes are a bad choice.
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: Ahoyhoy on January 07, 2013, 11:11 pm
It depends entirely on where you get your prostitutes.

My partner and I have spent a lot of money on female escorts over the years. She's bisexual and every now and then we throw a private party. Good escorts are expensive (around £200 per hour) so it's only a rare treat but these girls are very clean and very pretty.

I suspect I wouldn't have so much confidence if I were paying for a £40 crack whore from the street and my partner probably wouldn't want to go down on her.

Lessons to learn? Pay the extra man!
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Post by: davidkelly on January 08, 2013, 03:42 am
"pronstitutes" makes me giggle like an idiot every time

LOL I just noticed that because you said something and burst out laughing. I;v read this thread a couple times and never noticed that before. Guess my mind was correcting it for me  ;D
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Post by: thelorax on January 08, 2013, 03:58 am
OMG!!! it's 2013 & it's no need putting yourself at risk like that....go to backpage(thats where the college coed's & hot milf's are hiding) for ur location & find a decent girl with reviews on the erotic review or another hobbyist review site on the reg net....never pick up a streetwalker!!!! I've been a call-girl for 10ys & running a massage parlor for 5yrs now & I refuse to hire street girls as they are lax about personal hygiene & STD check-ups & are always trying to rob even the most decent clients. Better yet, if you're in the US, I'll give you a discount to see one of my girls, who get STD tested monthly ;)


YOUR A DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING.. MATTER FACT FUCK THAT UR A DISGUSTING ANIMAL GO FUCKING DIE OF AIDS YOUR WHORE.. FUCK YOUR NASTY ASS AND UR LIFE GO OVERDOSE ON FUCKING HEROIN BITCH..

TITS OR GTFO

Are you serious ?

ja
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: sedgewickbell on January 08, 2013, 04:12 am
I hate the stigma against having paid sex. If you're piss-drunk in Vegas, and up a couple $100 from gambling, why not spend some of that "hard-earned" money on a great blowjob before you lose it at the tables. Then, when you're broke the next day, at least you got that blowjob. The casino can't take that shit away! Obviously use a condom.
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: davidkelly on January 08, 2013, 05:01 am
I hate the stigma against having paid sex. If you're piss-drunk in Vegas, and up a couple $100 from gambling, why not spend some of that "hard-earned" money on a great blowjob before you lose it at the tables. Then, when you're broke the next day, at least you got that blowjob. The casino can't take that shit away! Obviously use a condom.

I think some of the stigma is because when people think of hookers they think of the filthy crackhead hooker with no teeth standing on the corner. But I also don't understand why prostitution is illegal. It's been around forever, its called the worlds oldest profession for a reason. Make it legal, regulate it and make it safe. Like the legal brothels in Nevada. Hooking on the street should still be illegal though.
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Post by: tmt971 on January 08, 2013, 07:14 am
i will tell you about my personal experience with escorts.

i have had sex with 4 escorts. i saw that someone had mentioned "you get what you pay for" and it is the most true in this business. i would recommend only calling girls who advertise at $225/hr +. they are more likely low traffic and therefore less likely to pass something unfavorable to you. that theory isnt a perfect one, but if youre really itching for some kitty calling an escort is one way to go.

my personal recommendation is to look at it from a monetary standpoint. if youre to spend $100 on a girl at a bar, you would save yourself a lot of money. and she might even sleep with you again, which means you dont have to pay $100 again. but you still might have to take her out to a nice dinner (~$50), which - again - is still cheaper. also its probably better to just try to pick up on chicks in general, because you might even end up meeting baby momma material.
Title: Re: how safe is going to pronstitutes ?
Post by: hoobydoobydoo on January 10, 2013, 05:49 am
Far too many people are complacent about condom sex.

Condoms do nothing to protect you against herpes, which is a serious and incurable disease.

Don't rely on condoms. Investigate the sexual history of your chosen partner. If that person has a promiscuous past, avoid!

Obviously prostitutes are a bad choice.

Herpes has always made me a little freaked out in general since you can easily get it from just kissing and supposedly at least 60% of the US population already has HSV1 (some estimates put it closer to 80%)  And how often are you asking about STDs before the first kiss?