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Title: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: dilly1257 on October 08, 2012, 11:17 pm
i offered free samples to some folks and i want to list them as a vendor but i am short .29btc  if anyone could help me out just a little bit.  even less than that.  i just really need to make this happen to support myself. 
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: ralph123 on October 09, 2012, 02:37 am
I feel for you and I think you may get help from some of the good people here. I would loan it to you but i haven't got it myself at this time. You may have better luck in the product request category or even in the off topic thread.

I too am trying desperately to raise enough money for a vendors account but I am doing it the old fashion way of scratching, clawing, and working all those undesirable jobs that nobody wants just to make ends meet and save a little at a time. It seems that I can take 1 step forward and 2 steps back  ;) so it becomes a long drawn out process but it will be worth it in the end because I will have to pay back nobody and nobody will have a clue as to who I really am when I am vending.

Reaching this goal on my own will be of some influence to the pride and confidence that I posses plus it will be that much more sweeter when banking the chips.
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: pPharm on October 09, 2012, 04:53 am
Not to be rude, but if you can't afford to get $3.50USD of BTC, how would you be able to afford postage and proper packing materials etc?
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: brusselsprout on October 09, 2012, 04:55 am
Not to be rude, but if you can't afford to get $3.50USD of BTC, how would you be able to afford postage and proper packing materials etc?
Seriously, that'd be like buying from a hotdog vendor who couldn't afford onions. Huge red flag.
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: drugfather on October 09, 2012, 08:24 am
I feel for you and I think you may get help from some of the good people here. I would loan it to you but i haven't got it myself at this time. You may have better luck in the product request category or even in the off topic thread.

I too am trying desperately to raise enough money for a vendors account but I am doing it the old fashion way of scratching, clawing, and working all those undesirable jobs that nobody wants just to make ends meet and save a little at a time. It seems that I can take 1 step forward and 2 steps back  ;) so it becomes a long drawn out process but it will be worth it in the end because I will have to pay back nobody and nobody will have a clue as to who I really am when I am vending.

Reaching this goal on my own will be of some influence to the pride and confidence that I posses plus it will be that much more sweeter when banking the chips.



Well put!
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: soo25 on October 09, 2012, 08:42 am
is this a joke?????????
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: Trinitron421 on October 09, 2012, 08:19 pm
Not to be rude, but if you can't afford to get $3.50USD of BTC, how would you be able to afford postage and proper packing materials etc?

You guys are assholes. Always ready to jump to conclusions without even thinking!

Have you ever tried to buy less than $20 in bitcoins? It is almost impossible and if you can it is heavily taxed for the convience. Maybe he is just asking so he doesn't have to go place another order and wait up to 48 hours?

I know it sounds sketchy, but give the guy a break. If you don't have it, or are not willing to give it, then fuck off and don't bother. Is that not simple enough?
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: wsg on October 09, 2012, 09:05 pm
Not to be rude, but if you can't afford to get $3.50USD of BTC, how would you be able to afford postage and proper packing materials etc?

You guys are assholes. Always ready to jump to conclusions without even thinking!

Have you ever tried to buy less than $20 in bitcoins? It is almost impossible and if you can it is heavily taxed for the convience. Maybe he is just asking so he doesn't have to go place another order and wait up to 48 hours?

I know it sounds sketchy, but give the guy a break. If you don't have it, or are not willing to give it, then fuck off and don't bother. Is that not simple enough?

I can understand were you are coming from and it the OP had more than 11 posts I might side with you but anyone that hasnt contributed to the forums doesnt have any right to come here and only ask for financial help IMO. I have helped people out that say they are   0.* BTC shy just to see if they do return the coin or say thanks...  The results have been pretty bad to date.
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: johnmtl on October 09, 2012, 09:12 pm
just go buy more btc dude... its not like you wont get them out at some point if your gonna be selling.. right?!?!?

come on now..

this shit is sad....

Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: Limetless on October 09, 2012, 09:15 pm
If ya too broke to buy a vendor account then you don't have what it takes to become a vendor. Either that or you're doing a pity thread to make a raise.

GTFOOH.....
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: dilly1257 on October 10, 2012, 09:58 pm
i dont really like all the hate  pressed  towards me because i was short 3 dollars out of a little over 150.   i  get the  dillies for pocket change and  have already sent out 2 of the 3 samples i had promised in a previous thread, the only ones left have not claimed them or sent me their address.  and yeah i paid the postage (about 10 bucks) to send those FREE samples out. im a broke dude with a killer connect, give me a break.   now i have all the btc and am waiting for sr support to reset my pin to start  making posts.  please give  me a break.  i could just have tried selling through the forums and not have spent 150  just to give you guys cheap product.  please dont judge me based on what you see  now.  wait until i have a review thread up so that you will  see the good i am trying to do.  I  am trying to do this RIGHT and PROFESSIONAL.  this is straight  business to me.  and yah, i figured  i would just ask for a loan of 3usd  because  whos going to  sell me .3btc?  the member who sent the loan is going to be repaid on their first order with a free 8 mg dilly which is a pretty big return if you  consider these are going up for 3 for 7btc
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: ImAz on October 11, 2012, 12:14 am
dilly1257

It is highly unlikely that you or anyone else will have your request for free BTC welcomed with open arms in these forums.

When anyone does ask for free BTC they will get the same reply as you did, so don't take it to heart.

There is a category for requesting loans, it is called "Money" You may find someone to fill request in that category. However, those who were lending in the past are no longer lending due to to many default loans.

Asking for free BTC and Paypal for BTC always received reply...NO.

Good luck.
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get seller account
Post by: dilly1257 on October 11, 2012, 08:20 am
like i said, someone that i sent a sample to sent the .3 btc and i am going to throw in an extra pill his first order.
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: johnmtl on October 11, 2012, 11:12 am
i dont really like all the hate  pressed  towards me because i was short 3 dollars out of a little over 150.   i  get the  dillies for pocket change and  have already sent out 2 of the 3 samples i had promised in a previous thread, the only ones left have not claimed them or sent me their address.  and yeah i paid the postage (about 10 bucks) to send those FREE samples out. im a broke dude with a killer connect, give me a break.   now i have all the btc and am waiting for sr support to reset my pin to start  making posts.  please give  me a break.  i could just have tried selling through the forums and not have spent 150  just to give you guys cheap product.  please dont judge me based on what you see  now.  wait until i have a review thread up so that you will  see the good i am trying to do.  I  am trying to do this RIGHT and PROFESSIONAL.  this is straight  business to me.  and yah, i figured  i would just ask for a loan of 3usd  because  whos going to  sell me .3btc?  the member who sent the loan is going to be repaid on their first order with a free 8 mg dilly which is a pretty big return if you  consider these are going up for 3 for 7btc

"your broke" "I have a killer connect" "trying to do this right and professional"

First of all everyone on here has a killer connect... second if your broke stay away.. this is no game for people who live day by day. third, if you want to be professional and do this right.. go add some coins to your account.. who cares if ythe mininum is 20 bucks of 200 bucks... make it happen if you want to be a pro...

and to the people who already were sent samples... thats whacked.. you dont even have a vendors account and people are sending you btc and there addresses.....

if you want to be a pro and do it right.. follow the steps in order.. its not hopscotch over here!!!

 

Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: dilly1257 on October 11, 2012, 10:30 pm
i dont really like all the hate  pressed  towards me because i was short 3 dollars out of a little over 150.   i  get the  dillies for pocket change and  have already sent out 2 of the 3 samples i had promised in a previous thread, the only ones left have not claimed them or sent me their address.  and yeah i paid the postage (about 10 bucks) to send those FREE samples out. im a broke dude with a killer connect, give me a break.   now i have all the btc and am waiting for sr support to reset my pin to start  making posts.  please give  me a break.  i could just have tried selling through the forums and not have spent 150  just to give you guys cheap product.  please dont judge me based on what you see  now.  wait until i have a review thread up so that you will  see the good i am trying to do.  I  am trying to do this RIGHT and PROFESSIONAL.  this is straight  business to me.  and yah, i figured  i would just ask for a loan of 3usd  because  whos going to  sell me .3btc?  the member who sent the loan is going to be repaid on their first order with a free 8 mg dilly which is a pretty big return if you  consider these are going up for 3 for 7btc

"your broke" "I have a killer connect" "trying to do this right and professional"

First of all everyone on here has a killer connect... second if your broke stay away.. this is no game for people who live day by day. third, if you want to be professional and do this right.. go add some coins to your account.. who cares if ythe mininum is 20 bucks of 200 bucks... make it happen if you want to be a pro...

and to the people who already were sent samples... thats whacked.. you dont even have a vendors account and people are sending you btc and there addresses.....

if you want to be a pro and do it right.. follow the steps in order.. its not hopscotch over here!!!

i was sent a grand total of .3 btc.  WHOAA.   And sorry for sending free drugs to people that wanted them.  just wanted to show that im  legit.  And yah i am living day my day, this is my idea of taking care  of that, i dont get whats wrong with that.  i  have one person to compete iwth with these things and i have no problem beating their  prices.  and if everyone here had a killer connect they wouldnt be ordering overpriced pharmaceuticals over the interwebs.  i sent out the samples to show i am legit and that the packaging is stealth.  i will have a vendor account tomarrow, not because i dont have the btc, but because something was up with my pin so i cant spend the btc  in my account.
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: johnmtl on October 11, 2012, 10:35 pm
Wtv you say dude....

drug dealing online is no game for people who live day to day.. what are you gonna do when you have thousands sitting in escrow and cant even pay the postage on new orders...

Get a bank roll together before you start this.. otherwise i predict a quick end to your selling days

Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: dilly1257 on October 11, 2012, 11:05 pm
i have money if i absolutely need it.  and if i cant keep up then i can let my customers know that.  I can probably only sell around 250 of these a month because thats my supply so im not too worried.
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: dilly1257 on October 11, 2012, 11:35 pm
all that i am asking is please dont shit on my parade.  i NEED this to work out.  Obviously this isnt something i should rely on but i NEED to support myself and this seems like a great way to do it.  I'm sorry if i fucked up a few things, didnt learn some things i should have learned first, or offended anyone in the community as a whole with my actions.  i am just having a very stressfull time in my life right now and have been thinking about vending for over  a year.  and now that i need the cash i decide to do it.  All that  i wanna do is shit on these retarded  prices for these dillies and make some money and some people happy.  I sent an order out to a friend that i know and it got to him in 3 days and he said that my stealth and everythign was awesome and he looks forword to doing business with me again asap as i know many people from sr will want to do.  I see 4 mg dillies posted on here for  like 15 bucks each and it  just pisses me off for someone to shit on someone that bad.  ever try to mix up  a shot of 4 4 mg's dillies.  its a pain in the ass.  a  process of mixing and filtering 3-4 times.  these 8s are the same size and you can mix up 2 at once no problem and get that rush.  like i said, im a good dude, dont write me off as a scumbag until i scam people (obviously wont), and just wait  for the reviews of me, my product and my shipping.
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: Limetless on October 11, 2012, 11:50 pm
 ::) beg beg beg.
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: Cloud Surfer on October 12, 2012, 12:01 am
I have sent you 1 BTC.
You better make us and especially yourself proud..
And if you NEED money to do so.
MAKE that money before jumping here.
Now you look like a pancake  :P
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: NOTspacecase on October 12, 2012, 12:01 am
Typical junkie thread...
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: Cloud Surfer on October 12, 2012, 12:04 am
Typical junkie thread...


Who know's...

Cost $10,- to find out..

Well mr dilly.

Show me that Vendor account!
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: dilly1257 on October 12, 2012, 12:05 am
::) beg beg beg.

confused...begging isnt sending out 100 dollars worth of pills just to show people im a nice guy lol
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: NOTspacecase on October 12, 2012, 12:08 am
Typical junkie thread...


Who know's...

Cost $10,- to find out..

Well mr dilly.

Show me that Vendor account!

My guess is some sort of excuse will be given to why there is no vendor account or we will never hear from him again. Lets see what happens. Who knows he might change the dilly game on sr ::)
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: dilly1257 on October 12, 2012, 12:08 am
Typical junkie thread...


Who know's...

Cost $10,- to find out..

Well mr dilly.

Show me that Vendor account!

as i said, i have to wait about 3 or 4 days until i can spend the coins in my account because i forgot my pin apparently which sketches me out because im pretty sure i didnt forget it.  silk road support requires a seven day waiting period to reset your pin so im waiting on that.
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: Cloud Surfer on October 12, 2012, 12:10 am
Typical junkie thread...


Who know's...

Cost $10,- to find out..

Well mr dilly.

Show me that Vendor account!

as i said, i have to wait about 3 or 4 days until i can spend the coins in my account because i forgot my pin apparently which sketches me out because im pretty sure i didnt forget it.  silk road support requires a seven day waiting period to reset your pin so im waiting on that.

Typical junkie thread...


Who know's...

Cost $10,- to find out..

Well mr dilly.

Show me that Vendor account!

My guess is some sort of excuse will be given to why there is no vendor account or we will never hear from him again. Lets see what happens. Who knows he might change the dilly game on sr ::)

Dammit, your right.
Scammed again  >:(
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: NOTspacecase on October 12, 2012, 12:13 am
Well, he can't do much with one coin so I'm sure there will be another suspicious thread open with in the next few hours.
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: dilly1257 on October 12, 2012, 12:15 am
Typical junkie thread...

Who know's...

Cost $10,- to find out..

Well mr dilly.

Show me that Vendor account!

My guess is some sort of excuse will be given to why there is no vendor account or we will never hear from him again. Lets see what happens. Who knows he might change the dilly game on sr ::)

reviews of me and my stealth should be up tomarrow.  atleast i hope.  im waiting on 2 packages 2 arrive, need to ship one out  and need to get the address of another who may not even want the sample anymore.  what do you think my rules should be as who i deal with at first.  i see a lot of people that make it so that people have  to fe if they are a new buyer which i dont want to do.  should i just deal with people that have something like 15 or more transactions?  also what kind of postings should i post up.  i was thinking 3 for 7btc and 5 for 10btc at first and then have larger orders after a few successful transactions like 50 for 80btc.
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: Limetless on October 12, 2012, 12:16 am
Typical junkie thread...

Who know's...

Cost $10,- to find out..

Well mr dilly.

Show me that Vendor account!

My guess is some sort of excuse will be given to why there is no vendor account or we will never hear from him again. Lets see what happens. Who knows he might change the dilly game on sr ::)

reviews of me and my stealth should be up tomarrow.  atleast i hope.  im waiting on 2 packages 2 arrive, need to ship one out  and need to get the address of another who may not even want the sample anymore.  what do you think my rules should be as who i deal with at first.  i see a lot of people that make it so that people have  to fe if they are a new buyer which i dont want to do.  should i just deal with people that have something like 15 or more transactions?  also what kind of postings should i post up.  i was thinking 3 for 7btc and 5 for 10btc at first and then have larger orders after a few successful transactions like 50 for 80btc.

Sure it will....
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: dilly1257 on October 12, 2012, 12:19 am
Typical junkie thread...

Who know's...

Cost $10,- to find out..

Well mr dilly.

Show me that Vendor account!

My guess is some sort of excuse will be given to why there is no vendor account or we will never hear from him again. Lets see what happens. Who knows he might change the dilly game on sr ::)

reviews of me and my stealth should be up tomarrow.  atleast i hope.  im waiting on 2 packages 2 arrive, need to ship one out  and need to get the address of another who may not even want the sample anymore.  what do you think my rules should be as who i deal with at first.  i see a lot of people that make it so that people have  to fe if they are a new buyer which i dont want to do.  should i just deal with people that have something like 15 or more transactions?  also what kind of postings should i post up.  i was thinking 3 for 7btc and 5 for 10btc at first and then have larger orders after a few successful transactions like 50 for 80btc.

how about this guys?  i will make my dick do the helicoptor and charge .03 btc per rotation until im rich
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: Limetless on October 12, 2012, 12:22 am
Typical junkie thread...

Who know's...

Cost $10,- to find out..

Well mr dilly.

Show me that Vendor account!

My guess is some sort of excuse will be given to why there is no vendor account or we will never hear from him again. Lets see what happens. Who knows he might change the dilly game on sr ::)

reviews of me and my stealth should be up tomarrow.  atleast i hope.  im waiting on 2 packages 2 arrive, need to ship one out  and need to get the address of another who may not even want the sample anymore.  what do you think my rules should be as who i deal with at first.  i see a lot of people that make it so that people have  to fe if they are a new buyer which i dont want to do.  should i just deal with people that have something like 15 or more transactions?  also what kind of postings should i post up.  i was thinking 3 for 7btc and 5 for 10btc at first and then have larger orders after a few successful transactions like 50 for 80btc.

how about this guys?  i will make my dick do the helicoptor and charge .03 btc per rotation until im rich

Are you sure you don't do that anyway as part of some sort of hobo street-sex performance? Yano start with that, finish sucking off your stray dog that has a rope for a lead and then give a handy to the audience. Get paid a 2 quid and that's a bag of chips!
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: Cloud Surfer on October 12, 2012, 12:26 am
Typical junkie thread...

Who know's...

Cost $10,- to find out..

Well mr dilly.

Show me that Vendor account!

My guess is some sort of excuse will be given to why there is no vendor account or we will never hear from him again. Lets see what happens. Who knows he might change the dilly game on sr ::)

reviews of me and my stealth should be up tomarrow.  atleast i hope.  im waiting on 2 packages 2 arrive, need to ship one out  and need to get the address of another who may not even want the sample anymore.  what do you think my rules should be as who i deal with at first.  i see a lot of people that make it so that people have  to fe if they are a new buyer which i dont want to do.  should i just deal with people that have something like 15 or more transactions?  also what kind of postings should i post up.  i was thinking 3 for 7btc and 5 for 10btc at first and then have larger orders after a few successful transactions like 50 for 80btc.

how about this guys?  i will make my dick do the helicoptor and charge .03 btc per rotation until im rich

That´s not nice as a new vendor..
No.1 is don´t trip..
Took me a while to figure that out..

But I still would like to see that vendor account.
So meanwhile make that happen so I can say I did a good thing and not that IU funded a asshole..
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: kitkat82 on October 12, 2012, 12:28 am
Not to be rude, but if you can't afford to get $3.50USD of BTC, how would you be able to afford postage and proper packing materials etc?

You guys are assholes. Always ready to jump to conclusions without even thinking!

Have you ever tried to buy less than $20 in bitcoins? It is almost impossible and if you can it is heavily taxed for the convience. Maybe he is just asking so he doesn't have to go place another order and wait up to 48 hours?

I know it sounds sketchy, but give the guy a break. If you don't have it, or are not willing to give it, then fuck off and don't bother. Is that not simple enough?

If someone can't even afford an extra 20-30 bucks then how the heck can they afford to pay for shipping,  handle refunds or reships for missing product, buy more product for new orders when all of his or her BTC is tied up in escrow because people are neglecting to finalize?

I would say you should have a decent amount saved before opening shop here.  Most vendors with zero feedback have to offer low introductory prices or free samples and will not start making money until they have been around a month.
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: Cloud Surfer on October 12, 2012, 12:30 am
Typical junkie thread...

Who know's...

Cost $10,- to find out..

Well mr dilly.

Show me that Vendor account!

My guess is some sort of excuse will be given to why there is no vendor account or we will never hear from him again. Lets see what happens. Who knows he might change the dilly game on sr ::)

reviews of me and my stealth should be up tomarrow.  atleast i hope.  im waiting on 2 packages 2 arrive, need to ship one out  and need to get the address of another who may not even want the sample anymore.  what do you think my rules should be as who i deal with at first.  i see a lot of people that make it so that people have  to fe if they are a new buyer which i dont want to do.  should i just deal with people that have something like 15 or more transactions?  also what kind of postings should i post up.  i was thinking 3 for 7btc and 5 for 10btc at first and then have larger orders after a few successful transactions like 50 for 80btc.

how about this guys?  i will make my dick do the helicoptor and charge .03 btc per rotation until im rich

That´s not nice as a new vendor..
No.1 is don´t trip..
Took me a while to figure that out..

But I still would like to see that vendor account.
So meanwhile make that happen so I can say I did a good thing and not that IU funded a asshole..

Or a simple thanks would do the trick...
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: dilly1257 on October 12, 2012, 12:33 am
   I will be glad to reset your PIN if you reply to this message after the waiting period (currently 3 days remaining) has passed. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause, but the policy is in place to mitigate phishers and so is for your own protection.

thats the message that i was sent 2 days ago so i should  be able to reset my pin tommarrow hopefully and make the vendor account.  and what do you guys  think about my policies regarding buyer stats and my prices.  i see 5 for 144 usd so i feel they are fare compared to the market.  all joking aside some advice would be cool.
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: dilly1257 on October 12, 2012, 12:35 am
Typical junkie thread...

Who know's...

Cost $10,- to find out..

Well mr dilly.

Show me that Vendor account!

My guess is some sort of excuse will be given to why there is no vendor account or we will never hear from him again. Lets see what happens. Who knows he might change the dilly game on sr ::)

reviews of me and my stealth should be up tomarrow.  atleast i hope.  im waiting on 2 packages 2 arrive, need to ship one out  and need to get the address of another who may not even want the sample anymore.  what do you think my rules should be as who i deal with at first.  i see a lot of people that make it so that people have  to fe if they are a new buyer which i dont want to do.  should i just deal with people that have something like 15 or more transactions?  also what kind of postings should i post up.  i was thinking 3 for 7btc and 5 for 10btc at first and then have larger orders after a few successful transactions like 50 for 80btc.

how about this guys?  i will make my dick do the helicoptor and charge .03 btc per rotation until im rich

That´s not nice as a new vendor..
No.1 is don´t trip..
Took me a while to figure that out..

But I still would like to see that vendor account.
So meanwhile make that happen so I can say I did a good thing and not that IU funded a asshole..

Or a simple thanks would do the trick...

i thought you were joking until i checked block explorer, lol thanks.  even though that was more for you than me lol.  reminds me of team fortress 2 on valentines day with the rings that were 100usd where people were making 100 dollar jokes
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: Cloud Surfer on October 12, 2012, 12:40 am
Typical junkie thread...

Who know's...

Cost $10,- to find out..

Well mr dilly.

Show me that Vendor account!

My guess is some sort of excuse will be given to why there is no vendor account or we will never hear from him again. Lets see what happens. Who knows he might change the dilly game on sr ::)

reviews of me and my stealth should be up tomarrow.  atleast i hope.  im waiting on 2 packages 2 arrive, need to ship one out  and need to get the address of another who may not even want the sample anymore.  what do you think my rules should be as who i deal with at first.  i see a lot of people that make it so that people have  to fe if they are a new buyer which i dont want to do.  should i just deal with people that have something like 15 or more transactions?  also what kind of postings should i post up.  i was thinking 3 for 7btc and 5 for 10btc at first and then have larger orders after a few successful transactions like 50 for 80btc.

how about this guys?  i will make my dick do the helicoptor and charge .03 btc per rotation until im rich

That´s not nice as a new vendor..
No.1 is don´t trip..
Took me a while to figure that out..

But I still would like to see that vendor account.
So meanwhile make that happen so I can say I did a good thing and not that IU funded a asshole..

Or a simple thanks would do the trick...

i thought you were joking until i checked block explorer, lol thanks.  even though that was more for you than me lol.  reminds me of team fortress 2 on valentines day with the rings that were 100usd where people were making 100 dollar jokes

Alright. No problem.
Just don´t ask too much from now..

Check out all the vendors.
Check out the forums.
Do your research in silence..

Just let us know when your account is up.
But from what you´ve said I guess that would be tomorrow....
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: kitkat82 on October 12, 2012, 12:41 am
   I will be glad to reset your PIN if you reply to this message after the waiting period (currently 3 days remaining) has passed. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause, but the policy is in place to mitigate phishers and so is for your own protection.

thats the message that i was sent 2 days ago so i should  be able to reset my pin tommarrow hopefully and make the vendor account.  and what do you guys  think about my policies regarding buyer stats and my prices.  i see 5 for 144 usd so i feel they are fare compared to the market.  all joking aside some advice would be cool.

As a new vendor you should ship to anyone who seems like a legit customer.  You really shouldn't be super picky and try to only send to people with tons of orders.  You need to get some good transactions under your belt.  Obviously don't sell to people with crazy refund rates or who seem sketchy.
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: dilly1257 on October 12, 2012, 01:27 am
Not to be rude, but if you can't afford to get $3.50USD of BTC, how would you be able to afford postage and proper packing materials etc?

You guys are assholes. Always ready to jump to conclusions without even thinking!

Have you ever tried to buy less than $20 in bitcoins? It is almost impossible and if you can it is heavily taxed for the convience. Maybe he is just asking so he doesn't have to go place another order and wait up to 48 hours?

I know it sounds sketchy, but give the guy a break. If you don't have it, or are not willing to give it, then fuck off and don't bother. Is that not simple enough?

If someone can't even afford an extra 20-30 bucks then how the heck can they afford to pay for shipping,  handle refunds or reships for missing product, buy more product for new orders when all of his or her BTC is tied up in escrow because people are neglecting to finalize?

I would say you should have a decent amount saved before opening shop here.  Most vendors with zero feedback have to offer low introductory prices or free samples and will not start making money until they have been around a month.

yeah, hence the free samples i have been offering and have been sent out.  i should have that review thread up soon full of awesome folks like yourself saying how awesome i am
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: dilly1257 on October 13, 2012, 01:47 am
hey everybody check out my sick new vendor profile.  tell me what you think.  i know i forgot to put some shit up in my profile
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: dilly1257 on October 13, 2012, 02:53 am
hey everybody check out my sick new vendor profile.  tell me what you think.  i know i forgot to put some shit up in my profile

Here's one thing: don't ask your buyers to send their address via privnote.  That shit is NOT secure!

You couldn't afford a vendor account and you don't yet know how to use pgp?  Sorry, but knowing those things, I think I'd wait awhile before ordering from you.  Do you know how to ship things properly?  I dunno, it just seems like you need to educate yourself more before you start selling - for your sake AND for the sake of your potential customers.

yes things will deff be shipped properly and stealthy, wait for my review thread from the couple samples i sent out for the reviews on my stealth and  i plan to learn pgp tonight or tommarrow
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: johnmtl on October 13, 2012, 12:15 pm
hey everybody check out my sick new vendor profile.  tell me what you think.  i know i forgot to put some shit up in my profile

Here's one thing: don't ask your buyers to send their address via privnote.  That shit is NOT secure!

You couldn't afford a vendor account and you don't yet know how to use pgp?  Sorry, but knowing those things, I think I'd wait awhile before ordering from you.  Do you know how to ship things properly?  I dunno, it just seems like you need to educate yourself more before you start selling - for your sake AND for the sake of your potential customers.

yes things will deff be shipped properly and stealthy, wait for my review thread from the couple samples i sent out for the reviews on my stealth and  i plan to learn pgp tonight or tommarrow


lmfao.. every post of your's is "tomorrow I will have some reviews" but you never have them....

I wish you all the best and dont worry about PGP... When I started I said fuck PGP who needs it.. then 1 day later this guy wanted to place an  order but would not because I did not use PGP... needless to say within a few hours i was pgp-ing like a pro....

Learn that shit, its as important as having a float to work with!
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: dilly1257 on October 13, 2012, 01:35 pm
today really should be the day for atleast one review.  cant blame me, blame the  usps.  and i learned pgp and am now a pro at it.
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: AnonymousAddict on October 13, 2012, 07:57 pm
SR members,

Dilly1257 i think has sent out 5 samples if im not mistaken or at least to the ones that gave him their addys, I was one of those people and it was shipped on tuesday, Today is saturday and i still have not received my sample. The bad thing is he didnt put a DCN on it . That sucks cause he cant check to see why its not here, we are both on the same coast he's upper and im lower , Now iv been in constant contact with him so i think he really did send it out, i know how mail can be slow especially if not sent priority. So it should for sure be here monday i would think. Iv read before where it can take from one state to anywhere in the USA up to 7 days. Us being on the same coast though i would  of thought it would have made it by now. But I will for sure Post a Detailed review on the stealth and so on etc. Hope it gets here soon Dilly. Thanks in advance though
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: AnonymousAddict on October 13, 2012, 10:36 pm
Captain I think not sure for the ppl that buy he is gonna put DCN's on the shipments that ppl buy from him, I msg him today and told him i still have not gotton it, At first he told me he was gonna put a DCN on it then the day he sent it(Tuesday) he msg and said he didnt have enough on him to add the DCN. So i dunno, Hopefully its just USA slugmail and is taken its max amount of time to get here. If its not here by tuesday i wont be looking for it. But i notice where he wrote in several posts he sent out a couple samples he offerd 5 but only 3 claimed it or something i think. We shall see come next week. But im not ordering unless He's free samples comes through like he said, Im not doubting him yet but if a free sample doesnt show up that he offerd to ppl then it may be somewhat of a hassel with orders. Poopjerk Has awsome prices on OPANA 10mg IR, and im waiting on one i orderd from him, he sent first class thursday but it has a DCN so i assumed monday or tuesday . I hate non priority shipping.
Title: Re: need a loan or gift to get a seller account
Post by: dilly1257 on December 01, 2012, 01:09 am
i had the money at my house but i didnt see the point of a dcn on a free sample that i know i sent out. i have since lost my dilly connect and only have subs now and shti has been slow as fuck.  it sucks.  i had the best  connect and she just payed games with meand my ex for days until she said she cant sell them anymorer