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Title: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on November 11, 2011, 11:26 am
Ahh, November brings an auspicious new vendor named heisenburg, promising the community a steady supply of crystal methamphetamine. :) Lol

heisenburg's account page:
http://ianxz6zefk72ulzz.onion/index.php/silkroad/user/88147

heisenburg is LEGIT! If you order from him, you must be VERY thorough when going through the packages you receive in the mail. Mine was sitting on my desk for a day and a half before I thought to further inspect it, and found it was my order.

The sample I got was high quality, it's really nice, clean, clear crystals, it smokes cleanly with no taste and the effects are as expected. I'd recommend heisenburg to anyone, he's definitely up near the top with our other great vendors.

<3
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: gumby on November 11, 2011, 11:36 am
I wish you'd stop doing meth priscilla! but hope everything works out for you
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: sharetheroad on November 11, 2011, 12:39 pm
I have a .2g sample coming, but this isn't for recreation. I was prescribed Desoxyn when I was a teen for ADHD. I'm having trouble while concentrating at work doing web designs so I thought I'd try my old regiment of 10mg a day.

I don't expect to get any type of rush from this small of an amount - but I can post here when it arrives to let you know if it actually works or not.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on November 11, 2011, 01:02 pm
I wish I would too, gumby.. It means alot that anyone even cares.  :-[


But that's another story..
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: madamebradley on November 11, 2011, 06:59 pm
I hope the meth turns out to be blue otherwise I suspect that the AMC documentary on you and your associate Mr. Pinkman will turn out to be fictional!!!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: anchientlib on November 11, 2011, 07:23 pm
I have got to say that a while back I really did try some meth that turned blue in the pipe and I cannot tell you how close it seems to be to the breaking bad show.  It really was that good.  However, some guy teased me with a quarter that smoked and smoked and smoked forever and then when I gave him 700.00, he ripped me off and I never saw that stuff anywhere. again.   :'(
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on November 11, 2011, 11:23 pm
heisenburg listing is gone. i was saving coin to try it:(


Yeah, he said he's experiencing technical difficulties, lol.. Hopefully nothing serious! I'm off to check my box right now, I hope mine will be in there!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: phubaiblues on November 11, 2011, 11:31 pm
As others have noted, Heisenberg lives!...now the cartels know how to find the fucker!  :)  And where the hell is 'Mike?'  He just got left in some temp clinic between Mexico and Albuquerque?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: mito on November 11, 2011, 11:31 pm
Hummmm....

Heisenberg, the creator of the uncertainty principle... 
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: walterjr on November 11, 2011, 11:38 pm
he's here.. playing with the interwebs now..

priscilla since you started the thread he figured you should have the honors.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: phubaiblues on November 12, 2011, 12:12 am
Hummmm....

Heisenberg, the creator of the uncertainty principle...

That too ;)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on November 12, 2011, 03:10 am
I've been asked to verify heisenburg's identity, he's now using the name "walterjr". He lost his password, but I was able to communicate with walterjr using heisenburg's Public PGP key.  :D
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: sharetheroad on November 12, 2011, 07:07 pm
I just thought I'd let you guys know that my order from heisenburg arrived. Packaging was A+++++++ seriously stealth. At first I was like, "WTF IS THIS SHIT," but then I investigated and went, "I see what you did there." BTW, just so others know - use a paper towel, not water -- I'm sitting here waiting for the crystals to dry out because I'm a retard.

I've never really taking high doses of meth so I can't really comment on quality, however, the packaging was superior and the shards look crystal clear. I probably won't be taking any until tomorrow morning since it's after noon - and I'm already super pumped from placing 2nd in my age group at a 5k run earlier this morning.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: tweedledumb on November 13, 2011, 12:38 am
Got my delivery from heisenburg today. Best packaging, ever.

loaded about .1 into the pipe, and, yes, it's good. very good. I got overzealous and burnt it, but that first bump was almost sweet.

Thank you, heisenburg, for a great product.

(btw, heisenburg, i use a different handle on the forums than I do on SR).
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: sharetheroad on November 13, 2011, 03:03 am
Here's a high res photo of the product Heisenburg sent me on a digital scale. I can attribute the missing .005 grams to either scale error (it's not a $500 unit) or my poor handling skills, I'm fairly certain I dropped a very small amount transferring from package container to the tray..

http://postimage.org/image/44xpypepr/
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on November 13, 2011, 03:36 am
I'M SO JEALOUS! ;__; Haha hopefully mine gets here soon. That is excellent news!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: jazzdupre on November 13, 2011, 07:49 am
This guy seems like a very cool vendor and I am looking forward to my order especially now with all the good press.  I had a conversation with him on tor and he is very funny and extremely accommodating.   
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: tweedledumb on November 13, 2011, 09:46 am
The picture that sharetheroad posted is very representative of the shipment I received from heisenburg today.

As mentioned in a previous post, I immediately put a small amount into a pipe and got a massive clean bump. Blew that out and immediately bumped again, this time burning the product. I suck. Doesn't matter, I start to get that meth-rush rise, complete with scalp-tingling and pupil dilation.

What I *didn't* mention in the previous post is that I have been on a pretty hard tweak for about a day and a half and almost no sleep for a week, and I am sure that my body chems are low. This bodes very well for the potency of the product. My plan is to come down and stay sober until Friday or Saturday, then inject .15 (I have a very low tolerance, that much of dopeboy's product shoots me into orbit) and try to assess the, erm, "result". Right now I have very high expectations!

And one thing for certain about heisenburg's offering, it's prettier than the others!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on November 14, 2011, 01:37 am
Oh my fucking god, heisenburg, you are a god damned genius.

My order has been sitting here on my desk since yesterday because I had no idea that's what it was. I am completely blown away, this is the best packaging I've ever seen in my life, I was completely oblivious! I thought it was an eBay order or something! Oh my god I wish everyone knew what I was talking about, it's fucking incredible.

I've been sleeping all day because I didn't know I had a quarter gram of meth sitting on my desk. So I just now put half of my sample into my pipe, and it's completely perfect. Melted cleanly, smokes cleanly, it's excellent. I will absolutely be buying from heisenburg again as soon as I can get some more money, my mind is totally blown lol!

A++++ :D
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: nomad bloodbath on November 14, 2011, 05:34 pm
Seeing Miss Priscilla Saying:
Quote
I will absolutely be buying from heisenburg again as soon as I can...

surely peaks my interests.

:D
nomad bloodbath
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: E=daveC² on November 14, 2011, 06:01 pm
I'll have to keep my peepers peeled for this packaging without parallel. ;)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: freddieisdead on November 14, 2011, 07:14 pm
Man all of these reviews have caught my interest as well. I hope he keeps that .2g sample listing up so I can try it out as soon as I get more BTC!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: tweedledumb on November 15, 2011, 08:03 am
wow. didn't quite make it to Friday or Saturday....

so I put more meth than I thought would dissolve into .15cc of water. Added .15cc water. I must say that the "crunch crunch crunch" sounds that were made as I used the back of the plunger to mix the load was very satisfying!

I don't know what to say. Possibly the best rush I've ever had, or at least in a great while. I dosed a full hour ago, and I am still getting little rushes. Also, after looking at the residue of the mix, there is NO solids. I was pretty sure that I had put much more than would dissolve, yet I hadn't. Turns out that's OK, the rush was so massive it was almost scary.

Oh, and in regards to my prev. post where I mentioned that the product burned -- that must have been user error. Later that night I put a small amount into a clean pipe, and I have hit that load 4 times, still very clear.

ok, well now that I am good and tweaked, off to do what I love to do when I am tweaking: look at pictures of naked women.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on November 15, 2011, 09:13 am
Just commenting on tweedledumb's post, I loaded half my .2g sample into a clean pipe, smoked it, and mine stayed clear from start to finish. Maybe a barely noticeable film left where the meth puddle used to be, but that's to be expected. This sample was very pure.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: walterjr on November 17, 2011, 03:26 pm
hey all, just wanted to check in and see how everything was going.

with more sellers available i thought it might be time to distinguish the clarity and cleanliness of the product:
Permaculate™ Crystallized Meth Amphetamine - The Unadulterated Compound.

new listings are up with the branding, was definitely "clear" minded when redoing things. ;)

after reading a thread on the bitcoin drop escrow is now hedged to protect your cash during transit.
early finalization requests are gone (have been for a week, all wording is removed now too.)

new "teener" offering available.

3 discrete shipping methods:
Free US Domestic Shipping
Expedited Shipping
Blitz! - Overnight transit with same day shipping if ordered before cutoff

New packaging created just for down under! Send us a message on SR to have an ordering item to be created. We have limited quantity for that region, but working hard to up capacity.

EU we haven't forgotten about you, research for forms and regulations and known interception techniques are different from member to member. we are going to have to add one country at a time.

any suggestions please let me know!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: greenalice on November 17, 2011, 09:11 pm
Just received my order... Oh my god, the packaging was GENIUS! By far the most creative, stealthy, amazing packaging I've seen on Silk Road. I am literally in awe. I wish I could explain! My order was shipped out Saturday and I got it in the mail on Thursday- not bad at all.

As for the product, wow. Weighed slightly over, I ordered .5 and weighed out .58 (although my scale isn't the most accurate, it's a cheap one off ebay, but it serves my needs). Beautiful, clear shards that smoke perfectly. I even risked taking that first hit and it was completely pure. After smoking my pipe still looks untouched- it's that clean. Snorted a small bump, too, which crushed easily into a very fine powder and went straight to my head. HUGE RUSH.

Thank you, thank you, thank you heisenberg! I can't wait for payday so that I can order some more!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on November 18, 2011, 01:48 am
Just received my order... Oh my god, the packaging was GENIUS! By far the most creative, stealthy, amazing packaging I've seen on Silk Road. I am literally in awe. I wish I could explain!

I felt exactly the same way, lmfao!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: themunchies on November 18, 2011, 06:17 am
Damn I don't really fuck with meth and you guys make me wanna get some...all I have is a speed pipe I smoke hash oil in....covered in resin...:)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: greenalice on November 18, 2011, 07:51 am
I felt exactly the same way, lmfao!

I still cannot get over how creative and ingenious it is! Seriously, just wow. Wow to every single part of this transaction. heisenberg has himself a regular.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on November 18, 2011, 08:40 am
Ahahaha :D

heisenburg is a sweet person, too. I'm happy he found his way here!

Though meth is perceived as one of the lower-class drugs used and sold by horrible people, it seems we've attracted several exemplary vendors!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: DonEladio on November 18, 2011, 10:05 am
I found you Heisenburg! Would you like a bit of competition? I have plenty of Super Lab made Shards, anyone who's seen the quality of the Shards coming from down south knows what I'm talking about and know that it's good clean/potent Methamphetamine Hcl. These are long clear shards, sorry NOT the blue stuff. Not P2P but Ephedrine based. Anyhow, I'd like to hear if you guys are interested in some good ol Cartel Made Methamphetamine. TIKAL!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: E=daveC² on November 18, 2011, 01:08 pm
Damn. I'll need another job soon just to pay for SR. ::)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: hoser0354 on November 18, 2011, 11:40 pm
PriscillaMarie90 I tried to hook you up with some stuff just as good if not better for a way better price and you never answered my PM. My impression from reading your posts is that you are young and with a baby? Just trying to help you afford it.  $160 for a g?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: PsiloTRON on November 18, 2011, 11:54 pm
PriscillaMarie90 I tried to hook you up with some stuff just as good if not better for a way better price and you never answered my PM. My impression from reading your posts is that you are young and with a baby? Just trying to help you afford it.  $160 for a g?
Wow... $160/Gram! I don't use uppers any more but I know for a fact that I can get a teenth(1/16oz) for $100 per 1/16oz... I would totally try and bring it to you guys but I really don't see where I benefit from the risks involved with meth... Honestly, I don't like anything about the molecule except adding a methyl ring to it to create MDMA :)
Peace.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on November 19, 2011, 12:50 am
PriscillaMarie90 I tried to hook you up with some stuff just as good if not better for a way better price and you never answered my PM. My impression from reading your posts is that you are young and with a baby? Just trying to help you afford it.  $160 for a g?

Whaat? No, I don't have a baby! I would NEVER use meth around a child, if there was a baby in the picture I would absolutely not be doing this shit lmao.
When did you send me a PM? I don't remember reading it, but I'm sorry I didn't respond.
You mean that what you have is $160/g? Cause that's what DopeBoy's runs too.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: bowser on November 19, 2011, 12:57 am
Psilotron completely ignored the baby part, wtf
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: walterjr on November 19, 2011, 02:58 am
ahh.. i got a 4/5 review on a trans.. bye 100 rating.. :(
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: b4b33 on November 19, 2011, 04:37 am
This thread so far reminds me of the words of Tupac Amaru Shakur:

I blame my mother for turning my brother into a crack baby.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: walterjr on November 19, 2011, 05:36 am
no,  no explanation..

hopefully they will send me a message so i can fix it for them.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: rusty on November 19, 2011, 06:03 am
Don't worry. As you pile on the 5/5's, your average will go above 99.5% and, I think, the 100 will return... If not, you're still the highest rated in the meth category on SR.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: E=daveC² on November 19, 2011, 07:53 am
Still net here yet. I though for sure today would be the day. Oh well. Saturday would be nice too.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dobby69 on November 19, 2011, 10:06 am
I just got my order from heisenburg today, and all I can say is WOW.

I was understandably doubtful when I purchased from heisenburg.  His listings couldn't have been on SR for more than a couple days and he had zero feedback, and I had just gotten scammed by that fucking asshole BAWSLY. With a few extra BTC and a cheap .2 tryout bag, I figured what the hell - it's not a lot to lose if it was all bullshit. His claims of purity certainly seemed a bit dubious as I haven't seen stuff that clear in a very long time.

Little did I know that this would turn out to be one of the best friggin' SR purchases I ever made.

Dealing with heisenburg was a pleasant and easy experience - he is highly prompt with his communication, a friendly person, and always putting himself in a position of responsibility for every step of the transaction, a hallmark of a great vendor. When my package was a day late, even though I was aware of it because he messaged me about it several times, he said: "if it's not there by saturday (i'm certain it will be there tomorrow) i will refund all money and if it happens to show up after that just let us know (you can keep the refund)". Wow. I could have been a total dick and gotten my money back, and my package, and he knew that, but his priority was 100% getting me what I had purchased so he could live up to his end of the bargain. That to me is a clear sign of true integrity.

When I finally got the package today, I knew it was his, but I was immediately highly confused and perplexed - I'd read about his stealth shipping, but damn if I couldn't find freakin' anything in the package, and I know all the places to look!  I combed through the contents for about 15 minutes and started to get frustrated.  And then it hit me like a ton of bricks.  God damn. genius. wow.   This is the best stealth packaging I've ever seen.  Even if you know what you are looking for it's a challenge to find.  That's all I'm going to say :)

As for the product itself - all I can tell you is that this is hands-down the best meth I've ever had, hands-down, no competition. It looks just like the pic, and the way it feels... omg... by far the best I've ever had. This stuff flips you on like a goddamn bolt of orgasmic lightning. I'm floored. As far as the weight, I honestly didn't even bother to check because just eyeballing it was enough to know I was getting at least .2, plus my pipe was sitting in front of me practically crawling towards those shards and I just couldn't be bothered :)

I just spent the last of my BTC on more from heisenburg. I really hope he's around for a long time, but I'm gonna stock up on some more quick. It's expensive but worth every penny and who knows when I'll get access to glass like this again. Heisenburg you got me got me as a regular, please stick around! 

Heisenburg is a A++++ vendor in experience and product in every respect and I could not recommend him any higher.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on November 19, 2011, 11:55 am
Still net here yet. I though for sure today would be the day. Oh well. Saturday would be nice too.

hmm... if it doesn't show up Sat please let me know right away.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: E=daveC² on November 19, 2011, 06:26 pm
Still didn't get here. Now I'm worried a little that it got lost or stolen. Another order came today so stuff is getting through and I always copy and paste my address to prevent typos. Honestly, even it it takes until Wednesday, I won't be mad. Safety is the number one priority followed by quality and then speed of delivery. As long as the quality and packaging are as good as all the reviews, I don't mind waiting a couple more days.

I got double the 8mg dillies I ordered from a new vendor today and just banged one so it's kind of hard to get too upset. 8)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: hoser0354 on November 21, 2011, 05:45 am
PriscillaMarie90 I apologies for that post. I thought I was PMing you not replying to this thread. I would never reveal any personal info, even though I was wrong. Forgive me for the blunder.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: rusty on November 21, 2011, 06:06 pm
I just got my order from heisenburg today, and all I can say is WOW.

Heisenburg is a A++++ vendor in experience and product in every respect and I could not recommend him any higher.

I couldn't agree more. His meth shards have hit me way up! Love it. Packaging was far and away the best I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: sharetheroad on November 21, 2011, 08:57 pm
i carted a gram of heisenburgs "permaculate" on Friday, PM'd him asking for expedited and how much I owe him via private transfer for the service - he replied, "don't worry about it, it's on its way". Monday afternoon I walk out to the mailbox and his innocuous package was waiting for me.

Another +1 for this guy, he's on top of his shit.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: rusty on November 21, 2011, 09:07 pm
ahh.. i got a 4/5 review on a trans.. bye 100 rating.. :(

I told you that you had no worries. All those incoming 5/5 pushed you back to 100!

rusty
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on November 22, 2011, 04:05 am
Still didn't get here. Now I'm worried a little that it got lost or stolen. Another order came today so stuff is getting through and I always copy and paste my address to prevent typos. Honestly, even it it takes until Wednesday, I won't be mad. Safety is the number one priority followed by quality and then speed of delivery. As long as the quality and packaging are as good as all the reviews, I don't mind waiting a couple more days.

I got double the 8mg dillies I ordered from a new vendor today and just banged one so it's kind of hard to get too upset. 8)

any luck?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on November 22, 2011, 09:38 am
Still didn't get here. Now I'm worried a little that it got lost or stolen. Another order came today so stuff is getting through and I always copy and paste my address to prevent typos. Honestly, even it it takes until Wednesday, I won't be mad. Safety is the number one priority followed by quality and then speed of delivery. As long as the quality and packaging are as good as all the reviews, I don't mind waiting a couple more days.

I got double the 8mg dillies I ordered from a new vendor today and just banged one so it's kind of hard to get too upset. 8)

Are you sure you didn't get it already but it just didn't occur to you yet? Anyone who has received a package will tell you, it's perfectly concealed. If you got a package containing something totally bizarre that you're pretty sure you never ordered, check it better.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: AHorseOfCourse on November 22, 2011, 10:32 am
Just thought I should mention, I've done my 3rd transaction now with Heisenburg, and all 3 have gone very well.

The 3rd transaction, it was shipped Fri or Sat from one coast of the U.S.A., and arrived to me on the other coast Monday afternoon (11/21/11). This was with First Class mail too! Awesome, just awesome, thanks again.

-Horse
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: E=daveC² on November 22, 2011, 11:27 am
Sorry for the delayed update. I didn't have time before work last night to finalize or respond. Package got here safe and sound Monday. My friend used to take stuff on airplanes packed like that before 9/11. Don't know if it would fly now days. Watch for the pig! ;D Thanks again.

Was it sent first class or priority? It looks like priority but 5 days is quite long from a sizable city. Usually I get stuff in 2 days across the country. I live near a city so I'm not out in the middle of nowhere where deliveries can take longer. I guess shit happens. I'm sure there is a lot of mail this week and the postal service bleeding money and making cutbacks doesn't help.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: rusty on November 22, 2011, 11:44 am
Wowee.. I continue to be really impressed with the quality of walterjr's meth. I don't even know how to describe it accurately, but the immediate high is strong and it lasts awhile. I went out to dinner with friends after smoking today and I was getting waves of warmth running through my body. Of course, I could hardly eat a thing. This is quality stuff!

rusty
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on November 22, 2011, 03:34 pm
just glad to know you got it :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on November 23, 2011, 01:35 pm
Just wanted to let you guys know some nice long weekend treats are on my seller page:

ianxz6zefk72ulzz.onion/index.php/silkroad/user/88147
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on November 23, 2011, 02:38 pm
Just wanted to let you guys know some nice long weekend treats are on my seller page:

ianxz6zefk72ulzz.onion/index.php/silkroad/user/88147

I saw those! Arg I wish I wasn't broke! :'(

I love your creativity, heisenburg! You're quite the salesman! ;)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: noodle2420 on November 23, 2011, 11:44 pm
The packaging was genious and I could tell it took some time to setup! Product was crystal clear and the best I have ever had. I bought a sample but will be placing another order over some turkey dinner!

Delivery was faster than I expected.  They day it arrived I wasn't even looking for it. 

THE BEST!!

Thanks Mr. H!!
 :o   
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Orchidandlove on November 24, 2011, 06:36 am
I have to agree, Heisenbergs shit is clearly the best on SR... its definitely the best i have ever had off SR too. The product is ultra clean, always on weight, and always on time. Im not a big meth user but i definitely enjoyed the 0.2 sample i received and cant imagine others wouldnt either.

Dope boy comes back and forth, so i stay away from that, would prefer consistency....
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: gumby on November 24, 2011, 10:02 pm
I have to agree, Heisenbergs shit is clearly the best on SR... its definitely the best i have ever had off SR too. The product is ultra clean, always on weight, and always on time. Im not a big meth user but i definitely enjoyed the 0.2 sample i received and cant imagine others wouldnt either.

Dope boy comes back and forth, so i stay away from that, would prefer consistency....

Heisenberg you should sell MDMA or pills.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on November 25, 2011, 07:49 pm
shipping to aus yet? ;)

doing a few trial runs.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on November 27, 2011, 07:46 pm
gooooooooood sometimeofthedaywhereyouare.

just letting everyone know that orders going out were a little slow the last few shipping days. if you feel you should have received your order by now please send me a message in SR.

orders confirmed shipped since friday/saturday are shipping out as normal.

anyone still wanting specials? thinking about a cyber monday :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: SpaceChimp on November 27, 2011, 10:03 pm
Just placed my first order; its been a while since I've had some good shit, and based on these reviews I won't be disappointed. I like the cyber Monday sale idea... all the vendors should do it!  ;D
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: clight on November 27, 2011, 10:09 pm
Just wanted to post a review for Mr. Heisenberg

The whole experience was great overall ... Had a shipping issue ... otherwise it was a+ from the beginning to end.

Mr. H was very good with his communication throughout the whole process another big plus.

The packaging was great and even with the delays and issues ... shipping was fast

The product is very good - Top Quality - and pricing is very competitive

I have to say it's on my top 3 all-time list

Best I've had from SR and probably the best on SR

Thanks again MR. H ... Will repeat SOON!  :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: jazzdupre on November 28, 2011, 07:31 am
Hi,

I wanted to try and make up for a mistake I made giving Mr. H a 4 out of 5 rating for a stupid mistake I made that had nothing to do with him (only I didn't know it at the time).  This seller is totally cool and I had no business not giving him a 5 out of 5 at all.  He is one of the primo packagers here at SR and has gone miles over what many others sellers here do for customers. 

I hope he will be around a long time and I definitely recommend him for others and will use him again.  I know what I did was wrong, and I hope others will learn from my mistake and take care before blaming the vendor..

JazzDupre
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on November 28, 2011, 02:18 pm
why not edit your feedback and give him a 5/5 now?

keeps you humble with a 4/5 on there. i vote it stays ;)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: subtlety on December 01, 2011, 01:25 am
Hey I have a quick question and didn't want to bother heisenburg with a pm on the main site, but does he usually take a day or so to process an order?  I put one in November 29 at about 2:00 am UTC and it hasn't been updated and I haven't received any messages.  It's a small order and he's a popular vendor so I just kinda figured he's busy.   Anyone who's ordered, just wondering how long it took to process?

If that info's not cool to post public for whatever reason, just let me know and I'll PM him. Don't want to seem impatient with such a small order, but after reading his reviews, I'm a little excited.  Been a long while since I've had some good crystal... ;D

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on December 01, 2011, 01:53 am
@subtlety:  I placed an order on Nov. 24 and it wasn't marked as shipped until Nov. 28 (and still hasn't arrived). I'm just a dabbler in the stuff, but it's been a llloooonnnggg week.   ;)  Hoping it comes tomorrow, or I'm going to start worrying about it having gotten lost.

In fairness to heisenburg, though, Nov. 24 was Thanksgiving yet he quickly allowed me to cancel a mistaken order and place the correct one.  Just wish he'd shipped it on Friday...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on December 01, 2011, 02:02 am
Hey I have a quick question and didn't want to bother heisenburg with a pm on the main site, but does he usually take a day or so to process an order?  I put one in November 29 at about 2:00 am UTC and it hasn't been updated and I haven't received any messages.  It's a small order and he's a popular vendor so I just kinda figured he's busy.   Anyone who's ordered, just wondering how long it took to process?

If that info's not cool to post public for whatever reason, just let me know and I'll PM him. Don't want to seem impatient with such a small order, but after reading his reviews, I'm a little excited.  Been a long while since I've had some good crystal... ;D

they are taking longer than usual to go out, if anyone has a shipment out or waiting to ship please don't hesitate to send a message.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: subtlety on December 01, 2011, 02:37 am
Cool, sent you a PM on the main site.  Also, good looking out on that fast reply. I gotta feeling you're gonna be one of my top vendors!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: highdopamine123 on December 01, 2011, 04:26 am
Ordered a half gram (would have gotten a gram, but i was too low on bitcoins... like .1 bitcoins or something :( )  i will report on quality etc.. haven't checked my box yet but no rush.   I've had pharma grade, vlad's, heractulus(sp), so i can compare..   I always measure my doses too so i can tell if its relatively pure or not.   The bitcoin price fluctuates so wildly argh.. i had plenty for a gram, then of course the price drops.  Oh well.   I am interested in much bigger (like 1/2 oz, or 1/4 oz) amounts if its good..
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on December 01, 2011, 06:14 pm
Well, it's been seven days since I placed my order and I still haven't received it.  I get the feeling that my order just happens to be the one that took heisenburg the longest to ship, and frankly it's pretty fucking disappointing.  Even more disappointing is that I placed a larger order with him since my first one, and am now pretty sure that I'm going to regret not going elsewhere to order.  In sum, me=not too happy with heisenburg right now.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on December 01, 2011, 08:54 pm
This is xtremely frustrating. Not only have I not received my order, I have not received a response to my PM or my post in this thread yesterday. I have two pending orders with Heisenburg but he apparently doesn't give a shit about my orders or his rating.

On a related note, has anyone ever used the Blitz overnight shipping service he claims to offer? At this point I'm beginning to think that's the only way I will receive my orders by mid-Spring 2012 and he will receive a positive rating from me. I'm not holding my breath though.

Maybe I've just been lucky, but this is my worst experience yet with SR.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on December 01, 2011, 09:15 pm
Weird. My experience was that it took a week to get mine and all excessive delays were post office related according to the postmark. My overall experience was very positive, though if I could rate the post office, I might have given them a 4/5.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on December 01, 2011, 11:15 pm
Normally seven days wouldn't be a huge deal.  But I chose to order from heisenburg instead of other sellers I've dealt with in the past because his reviews were nearly unanimous in saying that it took between 3-5 days for domestic delivery, and I'm leaving on a trip tomorrow. 

Even when I noticed that he hadn't marked it as shipped on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday, I kind of assumed that he'd actually shipped it already. Now it's clear that he really did wait that long to send it, assuming he sent it at all.  Hopefully it'll come tomorrow, but I've been saying that since about Monday, and thus far it's gotten me nowhere except pissed. 

It sure would be nice to hear from him though, to allay my fears, even a little, that he just built up enough positive reviews to get people to trust him enough to rip them off.  Prove me wrong, heisenburg.  Please.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: SlimScott on December 02, 2011, 12:56 am
Ordered late Friday, item shipped Monday, received today (Thursday). Have not tried his product yet, but the packaging was spectacular!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on December 02, 2011, 02:42 pm
It sure would be nice to hear from him though, to allay my fears, even a little, that he just built up enough positive reviews to get people to trust him enough to rip them off.  Prove me wrong, heisenburg.  Please.

okay, you're wrong.

1. no one has been asked to finalized early. zero. (one thoughtful person did because of the bitcoin swing, thank you!)
2. all those orders are hedged. this is not for me but so you maintain dollar value in case i get run over by an electric scooter or something. (no need to finalize in a swing).
3. if you look at my ratings they are coming in at 2-4 a day still.
4. all orders have a dcn. if you ask, you can get it. you can even get a copy of the one provided to me.

i seriously underestimated demand and to make it worse i marked as shipped.

this won't happen again. i apologize for any inconvenience.

if anyone needs anything, please let me know and i will do my absolute best to satisfy (non sexual).
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on December 02, 2011, 07:07 pm
Still nothing today goddamnit .  Fucking ridiculous.

And apparently you didn't send the other order overnight?

edited to add:  Heisenburg told me he sent my second order via overnight delivery for tomorrow and that my original ordered is scheduled for delivery Monday.  We shall see.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: noodle2420 on December 02, 2011, 10:19 pm
This is the busiest season of the year for deliveries.  I can tell by my package that heisenburg really takes his time and cares the package is not detected.  I say give it a good weekend and a half.  And remember last week had Thursday/Friday as a holiday and Sellers deserve to have a life as well.

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: gumby on December 02, 2011, 10:56 pm
Still nothing today goddamnit .  Fucking ridiculous.

And apparently you didn't send the other order overnight?

edited to add:  Heisenburg told me he sent my second order via overnight delivery for tomorrow and that my original ordered is scheduled for delivery Monday.  We shall see.

Patience. Do not let the meth get to you mate.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: subtlety on December 03, 2011, 12:37 am
@:harpua25 He PM'd me and told me mine was shipping and he'd get me a dcn very soon.  He is working hard it seems, and I'll admit that I expected mine processed sooner, but I don't think you're gonna get screwed.

edit: directed at the wrong person.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on December 03, 2011, 09:30 am
I was ready to get all up-in-arms with heisenburg about my order being late. Over a week to show up for what should have been a transit of a couple days on an order that itself had a minor delay in processing. On the last day that I was willing to wait, it showed up. Damned if the post mark wasn't almost a week old. I've had very little sleep since that day.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on December 03, 2011, 11:52 am
While I understand everyone's frustration, I thought I might interject and let you all know heisenburg told me he has been sick which is why orders haven't been sent out.. I know it probably doesn't mean much, but I really don't think he's trying to rip you guys off. He just has to get to it when he gets to it, there's not much else he can do about it..

My 2 cents.. :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: SpaceChimp on December 03, 2011, 04:09 pm
Well, I ordered on the 25th, marked shipped on the 27th... I'm hopin today is the day! Got my pipe all primed and ready... now just for the crystal to show up...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on December 03, 2011, 05:09 pm
ill be on torchat at uizncjfvzt4tqy4p
and on SILC
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on December 03, 2011, 06:11 pm
So heisenburg convinced me to hold off on my trip until the mail came today (was supposed to leave last night), saying he'd shipped it overnight for delivery today.  Mail just came, and surprise, surprise, fucking nothing.  Thanks a fucking lot. 
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: marsvolta12 on December 03, 2011, 07:39 pm
who here can compare hiesenburg's product to vortexmilkmans? took the first plunge with this drug and was very pleased with his(vortex) product. it came with an extra.25 on an order of half a gram and beautiful shards. i know heisenburg charges a little more and i dont mind paying, but would want to know if it is the same or better than vortexmilkman?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: subtlety on December 04, 2011, 01:18 am
Anyone know why all his listings are gone?  Did he mention anything in the chat?  My order shipped yesterday so I'm not worried, but if he's vanished he may have just said that it shipped.  That or he's just out for the time being.  I'll definitely post in here when/if I receive my order.  Just wondering if he mentioned anything to anyone?

@Mars:  I'm thinking about trying both Vortex and Dopeboy over the next week or so, I'll be able to do a comparison then.  I'm no stranger to crystal, but back when I lived in a large city, I only found stuff that looked as good as the pictures up here a couple of times. Looking forward trying everyone's. (Just wish Vortex would get his damn PGP up!)

EDIT: He did send me a DCN, so I'm pretty confident I'll be receiving it.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on December 04, 2011, 01:45 am
Anyone know why all his listings are gone?  Did he mention anything in the chat?  My order shipped yesterday so I'm not worried, but if he's vanished he may have just said that it shipped.  That or he's just out for the time being.  I'll definitely post in here when/if I receive my order.  Just wondering if he mentioned anything to anyone?

EDIT: He did send me a DCN, so I'm pretty confident I'll be receiving it.

i'm in torchat or silc as mentioned earlier. this week has been hectic and i just haven't added inventory, that is a natural sell out of listings.

besides a few late orders and a booboo or two everyone that ordered is receiving or will have received their order monday and latest tues.

again, to anyone who's order was delayed, i apologize.

this week shipped more orders than i've had since i've been here put together i think. able to sustain decent amounts permaculate in transit (dcn's in hand) and not ask a single person for escrow finalizing. all the while essentially insuring all packages with as some of you know, free reships if you ask, full refund, and throwing in as much extra as i can for repeat customers.

i'm sorry i let you guys down this week, hard lesson learned.

every issue this week has been agonized over and procedures changed, implemented, or stopped to prevent delays in delivery again.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: SpaceChimp on December 04, 2011, 02:01 am
Well, we all make mistakes. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little disappointed about the mix-up, but I appreciate your communication and at least know it will arrive early next week.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: subtlety on December 04, 2011, 09:10 am
Good to hear,  Heisenburg. Will post a product review on monday or tuesday!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: BongSmile on December 05, 2011, 12:23 am
I got my DCN from heisenburg last night on torchat.  I have every faith this guy is trying the best he can.  this guy is very communicative, he's always got back to me within a very reasonable time frame.  I'll be honest, I was going to order from vortexmilkman at first but he never got back to my question about his lack of pgp key. 

I can understand a little why some folks are pissed but keep some perspective, I mean, sweet baby jesus...  you can go online and order Meth and have it delivered to your freakin' doorstep.  That's pretty damn remarkable.  Just remember that this isn't amazon, there's no shipping/logistics department.  However, I do know the pain of being scammed and I will definitely call bullshit when I see it.  -BongSmile
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on December 06, 2011, 01:32 am
Both packages were waiting for me when I returned from my trip today. 

Although I'm still a little disappointed that it took so long and that the first order was marked shipped well before it was actually shipped, I have to admit that my main concern now is hoping that my bitching didn't piss heisenburg off so much that he won't want to do business in the future. :)

A+ packaging and A+++ product. 
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: jackstraw on December 06, 2011, 02:04 am
Thanks a fucking lot indeed.   LOL  It's funny how people come to expect Amazon like shipping on this site.   It's easy to do since this site does sorta feel like the amazon.com of drugs.   New Years is coming people....get your shopping done early.  :-)   
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: xtosee on December 06, 2011, 02:45 am
is Heisenberg ignoring anyone else. he is not responding to any of my emails through SR
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on December 06, 2011, 05:06 am
is Heisenberg ignoring anyone else. he is not responding to any of my emails through SR

what was your message?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on December 06, 2011, 02:34 pm
...have to admit that my main concern now is hoping that my bitching didn't piss heisenburg off so much that he won't want to do business in the future. :)

was kung fu pissed... order if you want, it'll ship without spit in it..  ;)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: SpaceChimp on December 07, 2011, 02:57 am
Still hasn't arrived, perhaps tomorrow is the day (not sure when you mailed my order, though). Would you mind PM'ing me the DCN if you have it?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dreamcore on December 07, 2011, 03:19 am
is Heisenberg ignoring anyone else. he is not responding to any of my emails through SR

what was your message?

Sent him a message through silk road a few days ago and have not heard back also.
Would just like to know more about his shipping options?
Would be good if heinsburg could put up more information on shipping options in this thread.
Unless I missed something.

Cheers Dreamcore
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on December 07, 2011, 04:26 am
is Heisenberg ignoring anyone else. he is not responding to any of my emails through SR

what was your message?

Sent him a message through silk road a few days ago and have not heard back also.
Would just like to know more about his shipping options?
Would be good if heinsburg could put up more information on shipping options in this thread.
Unless I missed something.

Cheers Dreamcore

ah, that's because you were asking for specifics on shipping. i dont reply to those at all, you can ask for a guesstimate to state or postal zone or if i simply do international.

it's for everyones safety that any yahoo cant ask how i ship.

edit: not saying you are a yahoo.. just don't remember seeing you order before.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on December 07, 2011, 04:27 am
Still hasn't arrived, perhaps tomorrow is the day (not sure when you mailed my order, though). Would you mind PM'ing me the DCN if you have it?

PM'd
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on December 07, 2011, 04:41 am
the shipping options changed to usps standard: 4.95USD.. all prices dropped by 5USD. so you make out by a nickle.

that means from the time i ship you will have a dcn in the next few hours. it may ship first class or priority. it's dependent on how quick i got your order out and how close you are to the sort facility it got sent to.

if your order is time sensitive (ie, i need that shiz for my lab project on friday bru, frogz are hard) let me know, i'll make it happen.

overnight is not an option anymore, no one (i trust) will touch it. sorry. :(
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on December 07, 2011, 03:34 pm
hi all,

i am new to sr and after reading all the wonderful reviews about heisenburgs product i decided to place my first order with him. since this was my first order i sent him a pm first asking if it was ok if i placed my first order with him and that i understood if he wanted me to finalize early. got a quick message back saying it would be ok and that i wouldn't have to finalize early :) after a few more pm's about shipping, etc that he quickly responded to i placed my order early yesterday afternoon.

once i receive the product i will update here about how long the rest of the processing took. ie. finalizing the order with shipping information and tracking number, delivery time, and most importantly the product itself. thanks hesenburg!

btw i also placed an order with vortexmilkman right after to compare both US meth dealers in quality of service and product. i originally was gonna order from dopeboy but decided it was better not to have to deal with US customs.  reviews to come !

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on December 07, 2011, 06:03 pm
I think I made this clear in an earlier post, but just to make sure:  My earlier criticism of heisenburg was premature and unwarranted.  I have since apologized to him and placed another order, and he has (I think) accepted my apology for the most part.

He is a top-notch seller who is easy to deal with, his packaging is immaculate, and his product is spectacular. I will never again order from a competitor of his if I can help it at all, and neither should anybody else, imo.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: SpaceChimp on December 08, 2011, 12:50 am
Dope came today, getting ready to smoke right now. Looks terrific, and overweighed to compensate for the mix-up. Definitely went above and beyond to try and get this through, thanks man!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on December 09, 2011, 12:34 am
12 hour sale going up!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on December 09, 2011, 02:00 am
just want to post a quick update... heisenburg just got me a tracking id and my product will be getting here by saturday. i placed my order on tuesday afternoon. wow. that's some great service. i think i'm gonna like this seller... also gotta say sr is awesome :) will post an update when i test out the product although after reading all the wonderful reviews i'm sure it will be great.

very cool. never thought my first transaction would go this smoothly :) thanks heisenburg.




Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on December 09, 2011, 03:12 am
shipping out with a dcn should be 12-20 hours right now. if that changes i'll update asap
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: KingThursday on December 09, 2011, 03:48 am
Just put in an test order of .25g of some of your finest gofast w/ priority shipping. Looking forward to your gear heisenburg. I'm from the south so we know our chicken feed quite well. Gonna do a nice lil speedball with some good H. glad to have you on board :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on December 09, 2011, 04:33 am
HEISENBURG.....



I am fucking in love with you lol.

I got my package from heisenburg in the mail today, it was disguised FUCKING BRILLIANTLY, I can't even describe how great it was. The product is even better than before, really nice & clean, i took like 4 hits and i was high. Excellent work, my love!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Teno on December 09, 2011, 09:26 am
Sent him messages discussing international shipping including packaging suggestions (under a different user name). He seems a little sketched out about this. :D
Heisenburg as long as you follow the basic safety rules you should be pretty safe. Please reply and let us find a solution. :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on December 09, 2011, 09:43 am
I have a solution... Just need the right person
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Teno on December 09, 2011, 10:09 am
I have a solution... Just need the right person
Let me know if I can help you. :) [in a totally non sketchy an probably helpful way ;)]
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on December 10, 2011, 01:18 am
The sale is coming to an end! Last chance to order at these prices. :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: subtlety on December 10, 2011, 06:04 am
Phew, was sitting here tonight desperately awaiting the bitcoin network for the 6 confirmations, refreshing SR, just knowing the listings would be gone by the time my funds posted.  Then, against all odds and by some December miracle, I made it.

Also Mr. H, I still owe you a review:

The shipping has to be seen to be believed.  Maybe a little over the top, all I could think looking at what I'd received was, "He wouldn't have, right? It couldn't possibly be...?"  Sure enough, it was. I'd have felt confident sending this package to my grandma's house!  I was in a rush to get to work, but wanted to finalize before I left, so I *had* to drop a little in the pipe. 5 minutes later I decided to go in an hour late cause I had to relax a little after the first few hits (no big deal, I make my own hours generally and work unsupervised.)  I'm no stranger to crystal, I used to live in a large SW city where it was my drug of choice, and I'd only smoked stuff this clean on a couple of rare weekends. I even grabbed the first hit, which you don't  usually want to do (it's a good indication of quality if you don't immediately have to chug some mouthwash after!)   

All in all, Heisenburg is the real deal with the legit shit, and with his recent sale and customer appreciation, he's basically the vendor I came to SR hoping to find! He's got a loyal customer here, and though I'm trying other vendors to, I have a feeling that as long as he's around I'll be sending him much of my disposable income ;D
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on December 10, 2011, 08:50 pm
well just got a few amazon deliveries but nothing from heisenburg :( i guess the usps site is not very reliable or accurate? Package was accepted in one location and 24 hours later only managed to make it a few miles to another zip with the following message "Processed through USPS Sort Facility". Still says expected deliver by dec 10, 2011 though. lol. anyone have experience w/ usps reliability?

hopefully it will arrive monday.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on December 10, 2011, 11:23 pm
well just got a few amazon deliveries but nothing from heisenburg :( i guess the usps site is not very reliable or accurate? Package was accepted in one location and 24 hours later only managed to make it a few miles to another zip with the following message "Processed through USPS Sort Facility". Still says expected deliver by dec 10, 2011 though. lol. anyone have experience w/ usps reliability?

hopefully it will arrive monday.

USPS tracking information is often delayed, I had tons of packages shipped out this week and tracking for all of them was VERY slow. The first order I ever sent through Silk Road was the scariest, it said Accepted, then Processed through Sort Facility, then it didn't update for 3 DAYS! I was horrified, until finally like 6 updates appeared at once and it said it was delivered. I was like "PHEW!"
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on December 11, 2011, 01:29 am
USPS tracking information is often delayed, I had tons of packages shipped out this week and tracking for all of them was VERY slow. The first order I ever sent through Silk Road was the scariest, it said Accepted, then Processed through Sort Facility, then it didn't update for 3 DAYS! I was horrified, until finally like 6 updates appeared at once and it said it was delivered. I was like "PHEW!"

cool, thanks priscilla for putting my mind at ease, sounds like u went through an emotional roller coaster for your first as well .. i just want to get this first sr purchase over with already and have it be successful. i am scared/anxious and excited all at the same time ... now i have to get through an entire sunday with NO possibilities for updates. thank goodness for xanax, ambien, this board and self medicating to get me through this difficult time :)

 
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: highdopamine123 on December 11, 2011, 05:18 am
I will say the same about the packaging, i was surprised!  Excellent.

It was decent quality but i've had better, but when i say that i mean i think heisenburg's is better than vlad's but not better than the stuff i had a half oz of from someone on OVDB (for like 70/g or something too).  And of course not better than the pharma powder i had which was made by a chemist friend and was 99%+ pure.  But I don't expect any street stuff to be that good.

Also I hate to say anything bad when all i see is good, but i ordered 250mg, and it took a while to get it out of the packaging, but it came to 220mg on the mg scale.  Its really sticky for some reason too (the meth) like it was stuck in there and i had to use a tool to scrape it all off (but i did get it all out, and i had black paper under the whole area so there was definitely none that got lost or flicked around the room.  I guess i'm happy but it should be at least 250mg, considering the price..  I only came here, because I can't find the good bulk stuff right now.  But it looks like vortexmilkman might be able to provide (hopefully for a good price..1/2 oz or oz is what i want)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on December 13, 2011, 07:05 am
8 orders landed today and no reviews?  :'(
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on December 13, 2011, 02:50 pm
Here's a review for you Heisenburg: I haven't slept since my mailman came yesterday.  :)   The "expected delivery " on the usps site was Saturday,  so i was a little disappointed it didn't come then,  but that's clearly not yout fault.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on December 15, 2011, 08:22 am
shipment arrived monday with no problem. packaging was inventive but not sure why some others on this thread had so many problems finding it and getting it out...

snorted out a really really small line and then one thing led to another... holy fuck it's now thursday.... seriously folks this stuff is a great clean high and super potent. i actually started measuring out only 20-30mg lines because that's all it takes. i bought 1 gram and i've barely gotten through 0.1grams. wow, just wow. thanks heisenburg you have a regular costumer.



Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: KingThursday on December 16, 2011, 06:10 am
"Besides his bein' kinda crazy, they called him the Smoking Loon 'cause he was so dam efficient." "He'd take care of business an' get in an' out before anybody'd see him comin'... leavin' no trace 'cept the lingering sound of his eerie, loon-like cackle. No one was really sure who he was or who he worked for, but when word got out someone needed his services, the Smoking Loon just appeared on their doorstep, like outta thin air or somethin."

:)

Seriously. The Smoking Loon is on SR, bringing the finest chicken feed in the land. Hop on this folks.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: TheGreaterGood on December 16, 2011, 10:54 am
Honestly, all these reviews are making me more curious about his packaging than anything lol. I swore to myself to never touch Meth again, would it seem shady to want to order a empty package just to see the ingenious technique?  :P
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: freddieisdead on December 16, 2011, 04:58 pm
Honestly, all these reviews are making me more curious about his packaging than anything lol. I swore to myself to never touch Meth again, would it seem shady to want to order a empty package just to see the ingenious technique?  :P

If there were no product in it, how would you even know where things were normally hidden within? Also wanting to know the secrets without wanting drugs might seem kind of shady haha.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: hillybilly2 on December 16, 2011, 10:42 pm
Great packaging and lucky i knew i had somehting coming because i initially confused. Great product aand weight dead on. Have been using euro spped and this stuff is way cleaner and stronger. only 12-15 mgs nasally to start is working great even with a slight tolerance.  I will be back for more.  hope you keep listing and stay on
SR for a long time

Highly recommended

Hilly
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: hoser0354 on December 19, 2011, 05:03 pm
heisenburg Ive PMd you 3 times and no response!!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on December 19, 2011, 08:14 pm
heisenburg Ive PMd you 3 times and no response!!

you got a response.. i did post my alternate contact info.. ie torchat and silc.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: seirfmuy on December 20, 2011, 12:12 am
Honestly, all these reviews are making me more curious about his packaging than anything lol. I swore to myself to never touch Meth again, would it seem shady to want to order a empty package just to see the ingenious technique?  :P

just do it! snort a couple of lines and send the rest of it to me! you will get so addicted that it will ruin your life.

I care about you.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: seirfmuy on December 20, 2011, 12:47 am
I got my package today! I was digging through it it like, "hrm... that's interesting. lets see..(singing:druugs drugs, where are the drugs)" Then I found it and I swear I heard a thunderclap because this was it! I then systematically destroyed the room, flipping things over looking to find a pair of scissors to cut open the product. What came out were these big, beautiful shards. My mouth started to water and I just stood there staring at them.

I snapped out of my trance when I realized I didn't have a straw to snort with so I proceeded to toss shit everywhere to find it. My grandma started banging on my door, asking, "I'm going to make some blah blah food, would that sound good?" and I was like, "I'm busy looking for my straw so I can do some motherfuckin drugs!!" and she was like, "ok I'll start making the food".

fast forward 4 minutes. This was me - I swear to GOD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPfxMIhEUrQ

now I'm doing a little dance while typing on the computer with this song on repeat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPx42dMjegc

Overall, I highly recommend Heisenberg!! A+++
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Steelydust on December 20, 2011, 12:48 am
Thanks, hesienburg! Got my package today. It's some very pure stuff.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: SlimScott on December 20, 2011, 05:27 am
My second batch from Heisenburg is just as beautiful as the first. My package was heavy by a good bit (thank you, good sir or madam), and was made up of about half larger crystals, and the other half smaller bits (but not what I would call powder... more like large granules, maybe).
I have no experience with street meth, so I can't compare quality. I can tell you that the crystals are VERY clear and "icy", and that I am 100% satisfied with their effects. I am taking the product orally, so I also cannot comment on the smokability or nose burn/drain. Maybe some day I'll have a desire to line it up, but I much prefer a longer, more subtle effect.
Heisenburg continues to impress, and I look forward to many equally smooth transactions down the road.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: golddust on December 20, 2011, 05:39 pm
got my shipment yesterday. about to test it out (will update), but it looks very very very nice. Wanted to add a +1 to all the compliments about stealth and speed. This was a test order for me, feeling out heisenburg and his quality, and it looks like I'll be back!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on December 20, 2011, 05:59 pm
In case anyone still harbored any doubts, I'd just like to confirm that Heisenburg is indeed the motherfucking man. 
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: KingThursday on December 21, 2011, 02:00 am
Yet again, burg the BOSS comes through.

Spoiled the SHIT out of me, and I thoroughly appreciate it from both me and my women.  Hours of orgasm laden perfection, big fat chunky ICE that melts in a rig and gives fantastic warm rushes of bliss.

If you are not taking advantage of this amazing product and seller. YOU ARE A FOOL. period.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: noodle2420 on December 21, 2011, 09:08 am
The PUREST and the BEST!!  I have just finished off my third order.

I figured out a secret to make some good old fashion lines outa Heisenburg crystals. At first I tried to just chop with a razor and had peices of ice flyin all over!  What I do now is dump a little on the glass, place my drivers lisence or some other card with no raised numbers (like creedit card) flat on the crystals, and press hard to grind it up.  Makes nice powda!   :o  Lift up the card and scrap of the extra.  Make some nice Scarface style rails!  ;)

You can't chop ice with a razor cause it will fly everywhere.

Or I just plop the lovely crystals in my glassware and gently warm.  This shit is so pure!!!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on December 21, 2011, 10:37 am
I figured out a secret to make some good old fashion lines outa Heisenburg crystals. At first I tried to just chop with a razor and had peices of ice flyin all over!  What I do now is dump a little on the glass, place my drivers lisence or some other card with no raised numbers (like creedit card) flat on the crystals, and press hard to grind it up.  Makes nice powda!   :o  Lift up the card and scrap of the extra.  Make some nice Scarface style rails!  ;)

A piece of paper or a business card works better than a drivers license. Anytime I use something stiff like a credit card/drivers license to crush crystals they explode all over the place. It's easier to use a piece of paper as long as you don't rip it, because you can hold the paper down around the pile & prevent anything from escaping.


The more you know! :P
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: E=daveC² on December 21, 2011, 11:28 am
I put it or leave it in a bag and roll over it with a battery. It crushes it nice and fine. Just have to be careful not to rip the bag.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on December 21, 2011, 05:24 pm
with care you can take a regular bic lighter and have fine fine dust in about 3-4 seconds for a half gram. i suggest practicing with epsom first
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: greenalice on December 21, 2011, 05:52 pm
I figured out a secret to make some good old fashion lines outa Heisenburg crystals. At first I tried to just chop with a razor and had peices of ice flyin all over!  What I do now is dump a little on the glass, place my drivers lisence or some other card with no raised numbers (like creedit card) flat on the crystals, and press hard to grind it up.  Makes nice powda!

i always put a dollar bill over it and roll back and forth with a bic lighter. works best for me. the dollar won't tear like a bag or paper and it crushes it up real good (: that's when i'm not smoking it, of course.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on December 22, 2011, 09:51 am
Wrap it in paper and crush it with anything flat and rigid. The thing is, I almost hate crushing such a large, clear amazing crystal.

H... you are indeed the motherfucking man. Thanks for the get-up-and-go. I can't imagine surviving the past few months of non-stop, surprise deadlines without this advantage. Thank god so little of it goes so far.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Orchidandlove on December 23, 2011, 01:51 pm
The best way to crush up meth is to take a dollar bill and fold it in half width wise with a good crease so you have a long "V". Put your desired amount in the center and close it. Put the folded bill on a flat surface and, using a credit card, push down on the area with the meth so it crushes it flat enough so you can scrape the card over the bill. To do this, take the card and scrape it over the bill like you would use a credit card to flatten out air bubbles in window tint or those zagg iphone protectors. Do this until you feel its nice and flat, then carefully open the bill and you will see the meth stuck to one of the sides of the bill. Take the end of the credit card and flake off the meth back down into the bottom of the "V" and make another pile in the center. Repeat the process of scraping the bill with the credit card another time or two, and you will have absolute powder in under 60 seconds.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on December 28, 2011, 05:50 am
ok, i've got orders going around the block right now. i anticipated a pickup in orders but this is insanity. my crystal is delisted for now, i still have plenty of stock so don't worry, i'll put it back up soon. for those with orders for the new stuff, i'm packing it as fast as i can.

for those with orders in, it's coming, just hang tight.. if it's not packed and ready to go it will be in the next few hours.

it's going to be a long night..  ;D
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: thecloser29 on December 28, 2011, 06:14 am
can u contact me quick PLEASE
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: goldgutted on December 28, 2011, 06:17 am
Is this the real Heisenburg? Is he doing it purely online now? I think this is safer, but it will be hard to get bulk out. This way is safe, but I advise you to change your username, a lot of people already know about you, Heisenburg, from the documentary on tv.

-gg


Edited to remove spoilers.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: freddieisdead on December 28, 2011, 06:24 am
Is this the real Heisenburg? Is he doing it purely online now? I think this is safer, but it will be hard to get bulk out. Too bad Gustavo is killed. It had to be anyway. This way is safe, but I advise you to change your username, a lot of people already know about you, Heisenburg, from the documentary on tv.

-gg

hahaha
Spoiler Alert!!!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: noodle2420 on December 28, 2011, 06:27 am
Your stuff is well worth the wait my friend!  ;D

Noodle
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: KingThursday on December 28, 2011, 07:04 am
What wait? lol. That man is fast as lightning. Waiting for my BTC to be transferred tonight and then try his Obsidian Tar Heroin. Hard delish, and filled with 6-mam. Saved me a .15g of his crystal to do a wicked speedball.


:DDDDDDD
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: theamnesiac on December 28, 2011, 12:02 pm
What wait? lol. That man is fast as lightning. Waiting for my BTC to be transferred tonight and then try his Obsidian Tar Heroin. Hard delish, and filled with 6-mam. Saved me a .15g of his crystal to do a wicked speedball.


:DDDDDDD

Shit man when I saw the listings go up for his black tar a couple days ago I thought about doing the same thing.  But then I started thinking to myself, "If his H is anywhere near as good as his crank I would probably end up killing myself like a dumbass...but what a last night on earth THAT would be!"

Seriously though, I'm really curious as to how his tar will stack up.  I'm sure it's good, but is it the KILL?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on December 28, 2011, 03:27 pm
Apparently I'm the only person who can't get a quick shipment from Heisenburg, no matter how hard he tries, and I don't live anywhere near the opposite coast.  Not blaming Heisenburg, for the record, but goddamn is it frustrating to have the  guaranteed delivery date pass and find out nobody with USPS has any idea where my package is or when (or if) it'll be delivered.   >:(
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: ganjabeliever on December 28, 2011, 03:39 pm
What wait? lol. That man is fast as lightning. Waiting for my BTC to be transferred tonight and then try his Obsidian Tar Heroin. Hard delish, and filled with 6-mam. Saved me a .15g of his crystal to do a wicked speedball.


:DDDDDDD

So far he's been extremely slow. It's now day 3  of processing....
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on December 28, 2011, 03:57 pm
He's normally great about responding to messages, but right when we're approaching emergency status he's nowhere to be found. C'mon, H.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: noodle2420 on December 28, 2011, 07:52 pm
Don't scare him off people!  :P The pressure of anybody selling glass on this website has to be hi! I'm sure he has aa normal job, he probably dropped off the package is on the way to work. He probly does not have access to torr until he gets home. Just chill and wait.   
 8) :o
 I have had 3 successful transactions with him and this is my fourth so I'm not worried. :o
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: E=daveC² on December 28, 2011, 08:27 pm
Speedballs all around. 50 mg of each will be plenty for me with no tolerance. The highest I've ever been is shooting meth and H. Addictive and hard on the body, but it's damn good. Be careful. Get high, don't die.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on December 28, 2011, 08:29 pm
harpua my favorite person in the world..

yes, i've been slow as of yesterday. keep in mind monday was a federal holiday. and since i wasnt born in a test tube i have familial obligations as well as sleep (oh my, does it bleed too?)   ;)

your emergency has not been ignored harpua, getting a phone to call them on in my position takes a little bit, then i get to sit on hold for a little bit..
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on December 30, 2011, 03:25 am
You know the (platonic, drug-fueled) love is mutual, Heisenburg.  Just by way of update for everyone else, all is well and H is still the motherfucking man. 
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: shittybill on December 30, 2011, 06:25 am
I patiently await my shipment of H from heisenburg....I hope it's the shit!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: SpaceChimp on December 30, 2011, 06:55 am
Very anxious to try his black, but what service! Placed order last night, and in the mail today for delivery early tomorrow. If its what I think it is, SR has a new vendor of amazing heroin. I'll be on here shouting its praises if its the ultra-tar I think it is, which I haven't seen for 5 years. Damn that shit was good, I hope its the same stuff. Fuckin excited right now!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on December 30, 2011, 10:08 am
I know harpua, an odd love but it is there.

i'm filling orders with what i have on hand. after that i'll just be watching the kiddies til they make it safely home.

if i can't fill you i'm going to cancel your order, im sorry if you sat for a couple of days if you are the few i will probably have to cancel.

it's been fun folks. :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on December 30, 2011, 10:43 am
Farewell to quite possibly the best seller SR has seen.

(And just for the record, everyone, I'm almost certain that I had nothing to do with his retirement.)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: SlimScott on December 30, 2011, 01:13 pm
Wait... H, are you actually retiring for good, or just until you get another batch?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on December 30, 2011, 03:16 pm
i have a batch right here.. and the last orders to fill.. if we had a deal negotiated it is still valid, for any item.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: lazym on December 30, 2011, 03:24 pm
Retirement? :(

NOOOOOO!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: lazym on December 30, 2011, 03:27 pm
Did I miss something?
I haven't seen anywhere where heisenburg was announcing retirement?
Wtf?

perhaps I'm just the dumb newbie! ;)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: noodle2420 on December 30, 2011, 03:31 pm
You don't even want to dabble in dealing?    :(

Does "the last orders go fill..." mean forever?

Just take a break and limit the amount you gotta deal with?  Only take finalize early orders?  Common Rocky!  I know you got it in you!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on December 30, 2011, 05:53 pm
Time to kill myself! :'(

No just kidding, but I'm gonna miss you heisenburg, I wish I could have bought more meth from you! I hope whatever you do in the future goes very well for you!


<3!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: mito on December 30, 2011, 06:08 pm
dear Heis, are you retiring?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on December 30, 2011, 06:34 pm
yes, confirmation. i am retiring. all transactions whether a direct or waiting order, or an order that i said ok to but were told to hang tight are being honored.

i apologize if your order is past due.. if you want to cancel, please do. although they are being processed just very very slowly today as im still feeling the lsd i ate last night.

momma always said life is like a box of choco... no

she said.. get out while your ahead. :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: lazym on December 30, 2011, 06:55 pm
Well, I must say that I'm very sad to hear this.

My review of my order:

ordered .1 g of Bangin' Hooters around 8:00 AM on 12/29.
It was shipped express, and arrived at my post office at 9:00, since I happened to be there picking up something I'd ordered from China, they just handed my order to me (25 hour delivery!)

Package was immaculate, perfect. The best packaging I've seen so far!

Did about 1/3 of it as a test, and that turns out to be the perfect amount. It's wonderful.


Thank you!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: SpaceChimp on December 30, 2011, 07:48 pm
Well, I am fuckin gowed on the tiniest little chunk of this black. Look, texture, taste... everything points to a variety of the long-lost ultra fire I fell in love with 5 years ago. Its a shame to read Heisenberg is retiring; no more of his good crys or this black. If only someone else could take over for you, bring the same stuff to market... I just hate losing reliable vendors who consistently bring quality. Shit this is some good dope though.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on December 30, 2011, 11:38 pm
Time to kill myself! :'(

No just kidding, but I'm gonna miss you heisenburg, I wish I could have bought more meth from you! I hope whatever you do in the future goes very well for you!


<3!

your the best aarrrround! no ones ever gonna let you down.. i'm gonna miss you too.. you had me on the floooor when i saw that pic of your pupils that one night. lol
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: freddieisdead on December 31, 2011, 12:13 am
your the best aarrrround! no ones ever gonna let you down.. i'm gonna miss you too.. you had me on the floooor when i saw that pic of your pupils that one night. lol

Hahaha the Karate Kid song
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on December 31, 2011, 07:59 am
i am retiring

fucking hell

I'm one of those sitting in processing for a number of days now... I hope its not too late to start crossing my fingers.

H, I hate to see you go. If I'd known I'd have ordered way more as the last order, but that's the greedy part of me talking. Thank you for excellent products and delivery. Usually, the first thing I do is shred or thoroughly dispose of any SR related shipping materials. Except yours. Somehow I still have your materials sitting around waiting to be thrown out because it was that innocuous.

Now for a tribute:

Last month I had an insane problem thrown at me by my work. Teams of people had failed for months calling it a random "no way we can know" thing because it was only seen sporadically in a managed environment we weren't permitted to access (think live hosted systems for fortune 500 companies... they run that shit like a crew on a submarine with nothing unplanned occurring). I was asked to do whatever it took to figure it out from very high up because it was about to start costing us real money. Long story short, I spent two weeks (including weekends) of 17hour days doing forensic data analysis across 500MB of log and installation files for a reportedly random problem with contradictory descriptions for products I didn't write in an environment I could never replicate with logs that turned out not to be of the actual error event but merely representative of their normal activity. Not only did I find the reported problem, I also found a different insidious issue that had everyone puzzled since July. At the end I felt like I was on the verge of being Russel Crow in the last half of A Beautiful Mind, but I figured that shit out... with the help of H's secret weapon. Thanks man, 14 days of 9am-3am analysis would not have been possible otherwise.

Whether or not my last order is filled, thank you.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: thecloser29 on December 31, 2011, 12:40 pm
Got my pack from Heis this AM. .25g of ice and .1 of his new tar.

I am no stranger to H or opiates but have yet to try tar, just east coast powder and let me tell you....I usually do 4 bags of powder to get high and I split the .1 with someone and each of us was floored like we'd done 6+ bags of fire powder!!!

And the Meth, oh boy....It is IMPOSSIBLE to find in my area so I jumped at the chance.

I IVd ~25mg at 1pm EST and I am still tweaking as I type this!!!!! It cant get any better and if it does, I want nothing to do with it.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: shittybill on December 31, 2011, 12:47 pm
WTF!  Everyone else is receiving their packages and I'm not!   I know it's not heisenburg's fault, mine is somehow stuck in Express Mail limbo.....

Anyone else have any delay issues with USPS Express mail.   It claims to be guaranteed for next day delivery, but now +D2 after delivery and nothing!

I'd hate to miss out on all the fun times.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: thecloser29 on December 31, 2011, 12:49 pm
yes, confirmation. i am retiring. all transactions whether a direct or waiting order, or an order that i said ok to but were told to hang tight are being honored.

i apologize if your order is past due.. if you want to cancel, please do. although they are being processed just very very slowly today as im still feeling the lsd i ate last night.

momma always said life is like a box of choco... no

she said.. get out while your ahead. :)
Is there any way at all I could purchase quantity of the 2 products and take over your place? Your gear will be greatly missed and SR wont be the same without you bud!!!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Engineerwolf on December 31, 2011, 01:03 pm
@bill You're not the only one. Mine is stuck there as well, just showing it left the sorting facility where it originated. USPS fail! Definately not H's fault! Hopefully it will arrive today just in time to celebrate the new year!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: shittybill on December 31, 2011, 01:38 pm
@bill You're not the only one. Mine is stuck there as well, just showing it left the sorting facility where it originated. USPS fail! Definately not H's fault! Hopefully it will arrive today just in time to celebrate the new year!


Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one.   USPS used to be a reliable agency, up until the past 12 to 18 months.  Now, the whole agency just seems to be falling apart.   Big USPS fail!  Who cares about refunding the shipping price, which means nothing to me, I just want my god damned package before the holiday tonight! 

Cross fingers for today....
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: ganjabeliever on December 31, 2011, 01:55 pm
WTF!  Everyone else is receiving their packages and I'm not!   I know it's not heisenburg's fault, mine is somehow stuck in Express Mail limbo.....

Anyone else have any delay issues with USPS Express mail.   It claims to be guaranteed for next day delivery, but now +D2 after delivery and nothing!

I'd hate to miss out on all the fun times.

Same here. Mine has said depart facility for 2 days now and it was guarenteed today. i called the post office but they said it didnt come today either. so idk what to do. Something seems very fishy so many people have been stuck in limbo like this... im getting kinda paranoid.  now my EXPRESS MAIL wont be here for another 3 days cause of the holiday.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Engineerwolf on December 31, 2011, 07:22 pm
Don't worry about it ganja, i was a little paranoid too but  i was lucky enough that it arrived at my post office just before they closed and they got it to me. So its just USPS being slow. I tried it out and it is bomb! Feeling so freakin good right now. Also when you get it, make sure to really check the packaging. I opened it and was like wtf is this shit!? But a little more digging and i found it :D Sorry you have to wait, but its no fault of H's its just the USPS being fail! H is the man and delivers the goods! I'm really sorry to see him go, but I am glad I can say i was a customer of one of the best vendors from SR! Thanks again heisenburg! and best wishes to you!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: shittybill on December 31, 2011, 09:15 pm
USPS unfucked themselves, delivered my goods.   Heisenburg, you are the man!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: E=daveC² on December 31, 2011, 11:57 pm
I don't think express mail is a good idea. It draws too much attention to the packages. If people check tracking on tor it can get flagged for inspection. I never check tracking unless it's days late. The sender can decline signature confirmation. I didn't know that until my last overnight order.

Stuff blends in better with first class or priority with DCN. Printed labels and vacuum seals are the way to go.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: shittybill on January 01, 2012, 02:41 am
I don't think express mail is a good idea. It draws too much attention to the packages. If people check tracking on tor it can get flagged for inspection. I never check tracking unless it's days late. The sender can decline signature confirmation. I didn't know that until my last overnight order.

Stuff blends in better with first class or priority with DCN. Printed labels and vacuum seals are the way to go.


I concur, I think Express, though in good attention, draws too much attention.   At this point of the year, the USPS in their failing model delivery Express, Priority, and First Class in all about the same period of time.   You may think you're paying for an expedited serivice, but "Priority Mail" has always been a massive fucking, Congress endorsed shipping scam.   I really want to try and give my business to the USPS, but they make it more difficult time and time again, not to abandon them altogether outside of slow delivery first class mail, letters.    Jesus!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: the_internet on January 01, 2012, 11:55 am
Just thought I would chime in and say thanks for the beautiful quality meth! It got the new years eve party going, and we followed with MDMA and MDA! Was an awesome night! Cheers Heisenburg!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: ganjabeliever on January 01, 2012, 03:07 pm
After calling the post office all day and bugging them, they actually called me after hours to tell me my package had just arrived. I went and picked it up and i've never seen tar so .25 looked like such a small amount but i pinched a tiny bit off and it smoked for like 30 min. I ended up smoking 150 mg over and hour and plugged 100 mg , took 10 valium and 3 kpins and nodded out hard for 5-6 hours with afterglow effectts and nods for up to 10 hours later. it was a great product. Its sad to see this guy go.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: E=daveC² on January 01, 2012, 04:26 pm
Whoa dude! Be careful. My friend died mixing dope and Xanax. You sound like you have a helluva tolerance. 10 Valium would have me in a coma. :o
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on January 02, 2012, 03:52 am
alright, now that my end of the year relaxation is over i'm filling the orders that are soooo overdue i feel terrible.

some of the orders are picked already, some are even picked/packed.. some are sitting in a bag in front of me.. some are on order as i type this and should be here any minute.

if you aren't confirmed with a dcn tomorrow afternoon i got hit by a bus.

EDIT: usps is closed tomorrow apparently.. make that the day after then if i can't get it out using my ninja powers.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: jjguy on January 02, 2012, 08:46 am
I've been meaning to try your excellent product, I'm sorry to hear about the retirement. I doubt I will ever see or try shards like those in the picture on your listings. Nothing like that is just floating around locally. But you are smart getting out of the game after you receive such attention and praise. Big target.

Even though I never tried it I want to thank you for providing such a quality product. It makes it much safer to buy something a person knows is pure and created by a professional.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on January 03, 2012, 02:06 am
damn shit bleep $#%$@#$ - was just about to place another order today ... heisenburg don't do it man, we need you and your kind around these parts. you seem like a smart dude, one part of me is glad your getting out while ahead but the other is secretly hoping you'll pop up again as a different seller.

take care and good luck.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: noodle2420 on January 03, 2012, 10:00 pm
The packaging I received was briliant!  The product was awesome!  I am so sad to see H go.  :(

Be welll my friend with the creepy looking avator!

Noodle
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: golddust on January 04, 2012, 12:30 pm
alright, now that my end of the year relaxation is over i'm filling the orders that are soooo overdue i feel terrible.

some of the orders are picked already, some are even picked/packed.. some are sitting in a bag in front of me.. some are on order as i type this and should be here any minute.

if you aren't confirmed with a dcn tomorrow afternoon i got hit by a bus.

EDIT: usps is closed tomorrow apparently.. make that the day after then if i can't get it out using my ninja powers.

did anyone hear from h yesterday ? just  curious ...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Lucky7 on January 04, 2012, 02:50 pm
No, nothing yet. I sent him a brief message earlier on SR inquiring about status, waiting to hear back.

Hoping at least one of my orders goes out today.                                                                                                                                         
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: golddust on January 04, 2012, 09:45 pm
I had another user contact me via message & say that he has not heard from heisenburg, either.

I'm hoping he just got busy, and didn't rip us off or get hit by a bus.  :-\

I have some faith, though, as I did have a good experience with him in the past.

Heisenburg, where you at?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: rusty on January 04, 2012, 10:19 pm
My last batch from Heisenberg was weird. It didn't burn/vaporize right. Snorting worked great, but smoking was a total bust. I was thinking it was methcathinone or an analog.

Anyway, not that it matters anymore,

rusty
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: d2junkie on January 04, 2012, 10:22 pm
Might it have been cut with MSM? What did it taste like, what happened when you tried to smoke it? Did it melt quickly and then re-crystalize fast?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: rusty on January 04, 2012, 10:32 pm
Might it have been cut with MSM? What did it taste like, what happened when you tried to smoke it? Did it melt quickly and then re-crystalize fast?

When I ground it up for snorting, it gave off a floral or soapy smell. Don't get me wrong, it definitely worked when snorted - quite strong.

It would start smoking before it melted, way before it melted. No matter how gently I heated, it would not melt then recrystalize. It would always smoke up pretty good before any melting started, but if I went the whole way, it would become a liquid and then afterwards it would resolidify, but definitely not recrystalize. The smoke from it made me dizzy later on. I didn't try to smoke very much since it obviously was not working and hey, snorting was fine although THAT HURTS!

rusty
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on January 05, 2012, 06:00 am
Quote
seller               status
heisenburg(100)   processing

Dammit, just before retirement he gets hit by a bus! The humanity! Anyway, at least H hasn't followed the other SR retirement path: TTMAR (Take The Money And Run)

As for smoking, I don't think I ever got the touch down to do it right with anyone's product despite PriscillaMarie's most excellent tutorial.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on January 05, 2012, 06:14 am
Despite a few issues H and I had (most of them in this thread), I've grown to almost completely trust him and I seriously doubt he fucked over anybody who paid him.  Even aside from having all sorts of loot from his sales on SR, he just seems like a legitimately good guy. 

That said, though, it isn't just SR that he's disappeared from.  We'd been talking through another channel almost every day and he hasn't been reachable there either, which has me a little concerned about what happened.  I'm hoping he's just relaxing somewhere, counting his money, and working on his next move.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on January 05, 2012, 08:55 am
Just to be clear:
1) I in no way imply or even come close to saying that H hasn't been anything but honorable and a straight shooter. Its actually nice to see a popular vendor bow out rather than flame out.
2) My inability to smoke anything is almost certainly for my own lack of skill

Even if he's gone forever, I just wanted to be sure that anything I said, humorous or not, was never  meant to besmirch H's (100) status, even on the forums.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: nomad bloodbath on January 05, 2012, 09:03 am
I smoked a half gram of Mr. H  and it was just dandy this past week.
IDK what all the hub bub is about.

:)
nomad bloodbath
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on January 05, 2012, 08:31 pm
So nobody's heard from him, I guess? Do people still have orders that are "processing"?  Also, did he talk to anybody else about his post-retirement plans? Drop me a PM if so, please.

And the last batch was definitely different from earlier ones and nowhere nearly as good as the huge, perfectly clear chunk he sent from his personal bag when my last order was uncharacteristically a little short.

I'm starting to worry something bad happened, frankly, and wish he'd make an appearance to assuage my  fears.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: golddust on January 05, 2012, 09:26 pm
1. I smoked some of his crystal about one week ago and can report it was absolutely normal. And potent.

2. Before his retirement, I made an out of escrow deal with him that has not been sent and is still "processing". He was supposed to ship it priority Tuesday. It was not a particularly large deal, so there's no reason to assume he would've skipped with the cash UNLESS he worked many similar deals with others

Despite a few issues H and I had (most of them in this thread), I've grown to almost completely trust him and I seriously doubt he fucked over anybody who paid him. 

I'm not saying scam, yet, as I agree he seems to be a good guy. But remember, we are all basically anonymous people interacting anonymously through screen names that can't be traced easily. Fact is, he did take some of my money and hasn't contacted me to tell me he has shipped or anything.

Sure, there's plenty of other things that could've happened. But, what seems more likely: a bus accident, or him taking off after doing a few out of escrow transactions?

If he shows back up, I will, of course, apologize for all my remarks.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on January 05, 2012, 10:14 pm
Well if he doesn't show back up I'll share the conversations we've had recently that still make me think (or maybe just hope) that he's just stepped away from everything for a little while and will make good on his commitments.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: golddust on January 06, 2012, 11:53 pm
harpua I'd love to see them. You can message me if you don't want to go public. Every day that passes I'm more convinced he has absconded with my money.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on January 07, 2012, 02:55 am
Yeah, I had an order placed on xmas that's in processing still with no word. He hadn't announced any retirement plans at the time so I didn't think that I needed to communicate with him to ensure the order.... and now with Dopeboy on vacation with no meth plans for 6 months or so... damnit... if my day job weren't already an all-day-and-night job, I'd take up chemistry as a new hobby.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on January 07, 2012, 06:14 am
Yeah, I'm losing hope myself now.

I didn't have any orders pending with him and he told me long before he left that he was doing so, which contributes to my denial, I guess.  Shit--the last contact I had with him was him sending me an absolutely pristine .7 chunk of crystal-clear shit because my last order was about .1 short.  And there's more that I'll share when the time is right, but it isn't quite yet.  I will say, though, that one of my theories is that dabbling in the H he just started selling--and admitted he never really fucked with--might've led to his untimely demise. Who knows.


edited to add:  Even though I didn't have any pending orders, he still owes me something.  I'll say more about it when/if I'm completely convinced he's gone for good and I won't be shooting myself in the foot by talking about it.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: SpaceChimp on January 07, 2012, 09:03 am
A shame; he was a good vendor. Once gave me 2x the speed I ordered because he was late a bit. Also, had some killer tar.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on January 07, 2012, 09:46 am
GAH!@#$&.... and he was hedged... so for my order from december that wasn't filled... now that I canceled it... I got back just over half of the BTC that I'd put into the txn!

bah fukin humbug

sigh... life in the fastlane I suppose....
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: golddust on January 08, 2012, 01:39 am
i'm about to put in my word in the scammer thread. Made off with about 19btc of mine, out of escrow. Oh well, you win some, you lose some I suppose.

We should keep an eye out for any "new" vendors, though.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Orchidandlove on January 08, 2012, 09:23 am
golddust, i just saw your post in the scammer thread regarding heisenberg but i think it was way too soon and i'll explain why. I know you felt bad doing it but this guy never disappointed a single person. I'll say what i said there here too... i did an out of escrow order with him right when he retired (just like you) and i am 100% confident it will come sometime this week.
If anything, wait until after this week to judge. USPS was closed on jan 2nd and he hasnt been online since the 1st as far as i can tell, so who knows what hes had to do after being the #1 meth vendor on SR for months. If i were doing that i would have burned all my shit, moved, gone on vacation, or something drastic that probably delayed his final deals ... i never ever got fucked by him and did tons of orders with him in and out of escrow.
Don't get me wrong, if i dont get my package within the next week ill be pissed too, however i am certain he will show up to explain it or deliver the goods.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: golddust on January 08, 2012, 09:13 pm
I've said before that I'm willing to apologize if he comes through.
But, he's had my BTC for 7 days. And no one has had communication with him since the 1st.
I hope the package shows up, but I'm not counting on it, as you are now the fourth buyer to tell me they made an out of escrow purchase from him right before he disappeared.

I don't know why we should give him two full weeks to ship out orders.  I would love to open my mailbox tomorrow and see the product he promised me, but at this point, it's not bloody likely. Let's not be naive.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: rusty on January 08, 2012, 10:10 pm
Why oh why do people finalize early... it is just crazy.

rusty
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Lucky7 on January 08, 2012, 11:46 pm
My last 2 orders never went past processing so I luckily got all of my coin back when I hit cancel. I really was hoping and giving him the benefit of the doubt, I still don't completely doubt him really but I couldn't wait any longer. So I got my money back, thankfully he doesn't click in transit until it really is (more testament to his character) and headed on over to my pal milkman, who's shit is always top quality IMO, and used the refund to grab something nice.

So long as H didn't OD or get locked up I also feel he'll turn up eventually, if he intended to turn scammer he coulda easily pulled some SRDP type shit. But then again, I didn't know he did out of escrow transactions, he never asked and I never offered. Even if he did though I wasn't familiar with him like that, he had only been a member for a month or two, despite his immaculate feedback and service. There are VERY few people I will finalize early for in real transactions (30+btc)

Besides in all honesty, as much as I liked H's shit, the last batch I got from him wasn't as good as what the milkman sent me.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: tabbenoit on January 09, 2012, 02:57 am
guess I was lucky and received one of the last shipments, broke my meth cherry on it.  We were pulling away to leave for Jersey on NYE and I saw the mailman, made my wife turn around so I could get the mail.  Payday!!!  Went all ghetto style when we got to the hotel, with tinfoil and all.  I bough .5 g, smoke some while drinking then hit the train to get to MSG.  Get back around 2am hit foil again, shit lasts forever.  I never got "high" like from crack or something while smoking and I was getting huge hits.  I get great though, alert and energetic, not shaky or jittery.  Saw toilet stall in Penn station get raided by cops while I was taking a leak in bathroom, freaking cops are screaming 3 ft behind me and I"m just giggling away.  Couldn't sleep just laid there and pretended for my wifes sake, tried to finish 1/2 g before heading out in AM but couldn't through the rest away as I recognized a bad pattern......Came down about 4hrs or so into drive a little and felt I could sleep about 6-8 hrs after last hit.

Is it possible to get high vis a vis crack?  How does IV meth compare?  Do you get the train barrelling through your brain effect?

H-burg seemed real standup to me, I PM'd him to check status whether I should wait for mail or not and he gave a deliver conf. number.  It looks like it was supposed to go out first class and he changed to priority based on shipping material.  I hope he comes through for you guys, I got burned on some mdma from calistoner so I won't go out of escrow or finalize early anymore.

I'd def. try meth again for like a festival weekend or something but the lenght of stimulant effect is a little off putting.  I got some methylone I'd dying to try right now, just have to find some time.......
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on January 09, 2012, 03:45 am
im alive, if you took a side order out of escrow. i have not abandondededed you don't worry. i just had some immediate issues to deal with.

i'm checking to see who still has orders and who wants refunds and whatnot. i have plenty of everything from btc to bhh to permaculate.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: tabbenoit on January 09, 2012, 03:53 am
thanks for the just in time NYE hookup, was a great night!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on January 09, 2012, 04:41 am
See?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on January 09, 2012, 04:47 am
i'm about to put in my word in the scammer thread. Made off with about 19btc of mine, out of escrow. Oh well, you win some, you lose some I suppose.

We should keep an eye out for any "new" vendors, though.

dude, you are in escrow.. wtf.. way to bash on my thread like i actually took you for money. cancelled now.

EDIT: fuck, i do have his scrilla and just canceled the order.. i got you gold.. hang tight, sorry to jump at ya.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on January 09, 2012, 05:28 am
heisenburg is not a scammer, don't jump to conclusions before he's had time to get back to everyone, assholes.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on January 09, 2012, 07:07 am
Holy fucking shit balls I'm having the worst run of luck since the new year started... food poisoning that's lasted for days, work emergencies that popped up on the 1st and comes back just in time for the weekend, my iphone had to have the OS reinstalled so I lost all data from the last year on it and now... I cancel my last H order possible the day before he comes back from the dead to say orders are being taken care of... fucking shit balls indeed batman
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: golddust on January 09, 2012, 07:23 pm
I am happy to be wrong in this case.

My apologies to both the community and Heisenburg.
I was worried and when I didn't see him for 7 days, I assumed the worst because I had gone out of escrow.

Heisenburg, I didn't want to doubt you, and I don't mean to come across as an asshole. I was just worried and figured I'd been taken.

I am glad you are back to prove me wrong, and again, most sincere apologies.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on January 10, 2012, 12:27 pm
goodness.. i may have to unretire.. no meth listings really, no h..

if i can get some stability in locations to package from i'll have to do what i do best i guess.. ;)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: E=daveC² on January 10, 2012, 01:10 pm
Yes please! All the meth suddenly disappeared. :( One new Canadian vendor looks promising, but still too early to tell.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: bsalt on January 10, 2012, 01:10 pm
goodness.. i may have to unretire.. no meth listings really, no h..

if i can get some stability in locations to package from i'll have to do what i do best i guess.. ;)

If you do let me know a bit ahead of time (pm on here or main site) so I can get some coin in and grab some before you sell out. I missed your H and would love to give it a taste.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: lazym on January 10, 2012, 01:52 pm
YES! please! please!
:) Your tar was great, and your packaging was second to none.

I was horribly sad when you announced your retirement.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: SpaceChimp on January 11, 2012, 12:41 am
Good God, please come back! Not only were you relatively near to me, but your tar was amazing. Basically, I need more of it. Please.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: chiefrogan on January 11, 2012, 07:57 pm
goodness.. i may have to unretire.. no meth listings really, no h..

if i can get some stability in locations to package from i'll have to do what i do best i guess.. ;)

Yes please kind sir. I am new here and looking to grab some tar, none currently available and almost got this bitcoin thing down!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: mito on January 11, 2012, 08:19 pm
goodness.. i may have to unretire.. no meth listings really, no h..

if i can get some stability in locations to package from i'll have to do what i do best i guess.. ;)

Plus One.   You have been under my radar for some time now......  :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: big green on January 11, 2012, 08:25 pm
heisenburg please return!!!!!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on January 12, 2012, 12:05 am
Heisenburg-- Get ahold of me/check your PMs.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: SuperDimitri on January 12, 2012, 12:49 am
im alive, if you took a side order out of escrow. i have not abandondededed you don't worry. i just had some immediate issues to deal with.

i'm checking to see who still has orders and who wants refunds and whatnot. i have plenty of everything from btc to bhh to permaculate.

You can't kill Heisenburg. You should do what you do best.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: noodle2420 on January 12, 2012, 12:56 am
Common Mr. Heisenburg.  Your return will be most awesome!

Give me an H, give me an e, give me an i, ...

You get the idea!!!

Come back to THE ROAD!!!

Noodle
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on January 12, 2012, 07:02 am
Oh heisenburg you big galoot... this place isn't the same without you.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: towelie on January 12, 2012, 07:29 am
Yes, please come back.  I really want to try your Permaculate. 



Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: golddust on January 13, 2012, 10:00 pm
where'd you go heisenburg? get at me
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: tweedledumb on January 14, 2012, 09:36 am
holy shit -- I step away from the Internet for 2 weeks and everything goes to hell!!  H retired (and them maybe un-retired; let's hope so) and Dopeboy says he's on meth hiatus for 6 months!! wtf...

I just hope it wasn't anything I said!

Maybe it is for the best. My student loans start back up next month, and I'll be strapped for cash. Though the BTC that I bought in Dec has nearly doubled in value (problem is that 2 times not very much is still not very much).
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on January 22, 2012, 12:24 am
alright, now that i have a decent ship out time i'm tossing the permac up.

missed ya! ;)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: sharetheroad on January 22, 2012, 12:57 am
alright, now that i have a decent ship out time i'm tossing the permac up.

missed ya! ;)

welcome back, i see the rumors of your demise were greatly exaggerated.

ps., incoming order
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: whateverworks on January 22, 2012, 01:07 am
man... seriously thinking about cancelling an order with another vendor to get some of this stuff.  i dont want to be a dick but i also want my stuff... 0_o
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: sharetheroad on January 22, 2012, 01:20 am
it's not being a dick, it's business. i think i know who you're talking about and i've done the same thing. he understood and wasn't offended.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: whateverworks on January 22, 2012, 01:53 am
it's not being a dick, it's business. i think i know who you're talking about and i've done the same thing. he understood and wasn't offended.

well, with that, I cancelled and am placing an order with Heisenburg.  I agree, it's business, and I'm still getting something from the other vendor as part of the order shipped.  thanks.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on January 22, 2012, 03:13 am
alright, now that i have a decent ship out time i'm tossing the permac up.

missed ya! ;)

Heisenburg you crafty motherfucker.

Now if only my account wasn't frozen because of the whole "need a PIN to purchase" bullshit.

Luckily, I'm crafty too and will use my alternative account until the PIN bullshit works out.

(For anyone who doesn't remember their PIN.. figure it out now before you need it because it'll lock you out for 7 days if you don't remember it in 5-6 attempts)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: seirfmuy on January 22, 2012, 05:48 am
if it's the real deal, I'll give the Heisenburg product a second shot.

I think around december I ordered some crystals.
The delivery and packaging was excellent. Crystals looked clear and clean but when I smoked it, the anticipation of an amphetamine high was mostly placebo. I had to question myself if I was high and there wasn't a definitive answer even after several hard hits. Maybe it's just me and I'm retarded.

I do have a friend that's an ex-addict. Perhaps I'll let him sample this crystal as i still have a decent amount left - and let his verdict be the final word on your previous product. Hopefully fingers crossed that your new batch is the "fire shit".
If indeed it is the "fire shit" you can bet that I'll be standing in line.

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: FreeLife1 on January 22, 2012, 06:29 am
if it's the real deal, I'll give the Heisenburg product a second shot.

I think around december I ordered some crystals.
The delivery and packaging was excellent. Crystals looked clear and clean but when I smoked it, the anticipation of an amphetamine high was mostly placebo. I had to question myself if I was high and there wasn't a definitive answer even after several hard hits. Maybe it's just me and I'm retarded.

I do have a friend that's an ex-addict. Perhaps I'll let him sample this crystal as i still have a decent amount left - and let his verdict be the final word on your previous product. Hopefully fingers crossed that your new batch is the "fire shit".
If indeed it is the "fire shit" you can bet that I'll be standing in line.

Good luck with that mman0
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: jonnyboy91 on January 22, 2012, 07:24 am
^^^^

there was talk in the vortex meth thread that heisenburgs might be more of a PNS stimulation as opposed to CNS stimulation which will have u feeling awesome as opossed to just energetic?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on January 22, 2012, 06:00 pm
oh sr, how i love thee.. let me count my orders.. ;)

thanks all for the kickbutt support guys, awesome to see i can come back after a few weeks and read all the awesome posts. hehe
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on January 22, 2012, 06:40 pm
I better search my recent posts and make sure I didn't say anything bad about you in a moment of weakness/fiending...  You know you'll always have thy love, though, heisenburg.  :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: DigitalDong on January 22, 2012, 06:57 pm
if it's the real deal, I'll give the Heisenburg product a second shot.

I think around december I ordered some crystals.
The delivery and packaging was excellent. Crystals looked clear and clean but when I smoked it, the anticipation of an amphetamine high was mostly placebo. I had to question myself if I was high and there wasn't a definitive answer even after several hard hits. Maybe it's just me and I'm retarded.

I do have a friend that's an ex-addict. Perhaps I'll let him sample this crystal as i still have a decent amount left - and let his verdict be the final word on your previous product. Hopefully fingers crossed that your new batch is the "fire shit".
If indeed it is the "fire shit" you can bet that I'll be standing in line.

just remember good clean pure dope doesnt give you an instant rush or buzz it takes a while before you start feeling that hair grow.;) cut/ unreacted dope will give u that rush (which some prefer) .. but i cant give u my opinion on Heisenburgs stuff i last put an order as he was closing up shop a few weeks ago.. maybe its a good time to give another try
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on January 22, 2012, 07:11 pm
Umm...  What happened to your listings, H?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on January 22, 2012, 07:17 pm
Well I see them on your page, but not in the meth category. 

Edit:  And now i see them under meth.  Strange.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on January 22, 2012, 07:32 pm
God damnit.. If I had known Heisenburg was coming back I would have saved my money and ordered an 8 ball from you instead of wasting my time with VMM...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on January 22, 2012, 08:02 pm
Yep, my thoughts exactly, Priscilla.  It's a fucking bummer that my timing is always a little off...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on January 23, 2012, 01:09 am
good to see you're back H! i msgd you on SR but i thought id post it here as well so everyone else can know if this same or a new batch of meth since christmas?

and dw PriscillaMarie i'm sure VMM is just as good as H's?

The quality doesn't matter if it never shows up..
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on January 23, 2012, 02:40 am
good to see you're back H! i msgd you on SR but i thought id post it here as well so everyone else can know if this same or a new batch of meth since christmas?

and dw PriscillaMarie i'm sure VMM is just as good as H's?

it's always the same. it always will be. way back in the day (couple months ago) i said i'd never offer anything but the same every time, saying things like "stonger batch this time" are just not capable of being fathomed.

:D
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: chiefrogan on January 23, 2012, 05:51 am
hi heisenburg, any word on return of the H
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on January 23, 2012, 06:13 am
hi heisenburg, any word on return of the H

Hope he doesn't mind, but I can't help but quote his pm to me earlier:

Quote
i'll be ready wiiz ze ozer ztyff zoon
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: sharetheroad on January 23, 2012, 06:28 am
welp, i just placed an order with the best. i was gonna try one of the newbies but i could really use this stuff this week since i'm working on a big project. didn't want to risk it.

thanks for coming back heis.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: chiefrogan on January 23, 2012, 04:56 pm
Thanks very much!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: whateverworks on January 24, 2012, 05:41 am
Wow... I was just looking around again and there is nothing listed by Heisenburg again.  Was it that quick of a sell out?  I'm glad I got my 1g order in when I did.  Must be killer shit.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on January 24, 2012, 11:56 am
holy frakin orders! i have orders coming out of my ears!

i'm shipping as many as possible today, some will have to ship tomorrow. once i get this list of orders out the door i'll relist.

welcome back mr h, NOW GET TO FUXN WORK!

and yes, bangin' hooters will be back again shoon!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on January 24, 2012, 12:07 pm
holy frakin orders! i have orders coming out of my ears!

i'm shipping as many as possible today, some will have to ship tomorrow. once i get this list of orders out the door i'll relist.

welcome back mr h, NOW GET TO FUXN WORK!

and yes, bangin' hooters will be back again shoon!

We work you to death because we love you..... ;D
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: E=daveC² on January 24, 2012, 12:13 pm
Glad you're back heisenburg. I hope to order soon and would like to try the H. Never had tar before and your stuff sounds great for a first time.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on January 25, 2012, 09:43 am
got caught with my pants down. packaging is not "open it in front of the wife" status for those who just shipped.

those waiting you ship in a about 8 hours.

listings going back up in about 12-14 hours.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: subtlety on January 25, 2012, 12:18 pm
Nice dude,
I just missed the first list-up waiting on coins.

So glad you're back, H.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: sharetheroad on January 25, 2012, 04:57 pm
couldn't decide on this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ob=av3e

or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksPWvoaluFc&feature=fvst
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: whateverworks on January 26, 2012, 07:24 pm
anyone get their order yet?  mine from the 22nd hasnt shipped and i'm lready out of the .75 i got this week.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on January 27, 2012, 12:54 am
anyone get their order yet?  mine from the 22nd hasnt shipped and i'm lready out of the .75 i got this week.

Mine was marked shipped on Tuesday night and he sent me a DCN, but the worthless usps site just says "Delivery status information is not available for your item via this web site. A return receipt after mailing may be available through your local Post Office."

I'm hoping for tomorrow.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: whateverworks on January 27, 2012, 01:01 am
mine still says processing... so i guess i'm SOL.  i just went went through my .75g in two days as I was anticipating this 1g to help taper... why do i event try to plan this shit out?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: sharetheroad on January 27, 2012, 01:39 am
mine still says processing... so i guess i'm SOL.  i just went went through my .75g in two days as I was anticipating this 1g to help taper... why do i event try to plan this shit out?

hope you have some l-theanine and benzos to help you over the next few days.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: whateverworks on January 27, 2012, 01:44 am
everything else I ordered came today... 1 hit LSD, 10x30mg Adderall, and .5g MXE in tomorrow.  should be able to make it through.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on January 27, 2012, 02:01 am
Well somebody received their order today:
Quote
5 of 5   As ordered. Good seler.   4 minute

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/user/88147
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: whateverworks on January 27, 2012, 02:05 am
 >:(
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on January 27, 2012, 07:52 am
alright! for those of you who are waiting for shipment confirmation. i appreciate your patience to the utmost. the delay was absolutely necessary as i would not want to keep anyone waiting.

i'll be blunt. there are things i dislike with absolute disgust and that is:

1. drugs that are different batches.. usually coupled with "this shit is awesome! you gotta try it, way better than the last".. fuck that, get it right or go home.

2. having to wait for your shit. i know at my retirement (and now at my unretirement unfortunately). i get pissed when it's not available in a professional manner. and i expect YOU to be pissed when the same happens.

i can assure you all that i have not been sitting around being lazy. i think what i have been doing will become apparent in the next few months.

those of you reading this are probably asking "yeah, but why didn't you ship my order? what was so important? this better be damn good"

it is damn good.

a huge amount of expense has been undertaken.. a vast amount of resources tapped. there may be a couple of hiccups in the first week (starting now) but you won't notice.

as always your security is a priority, putting you at risk is not what SR is here for, quite the opposite.

those of you who had to wait, again, i apologize but i sincerely believe it was necessary. you will be compensated equally and appropriately.

and i guess i should end this little update with something like..........
welcome to a new era.. hmm..
game on motherfuckers? eh...

it is the dawn of a new millenium.. the age of heisenburg. (okay, that sounds really pretentious but if i don't edit it out later someone will be able to mark this as botneoh)

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: mg101 on January 27, 2012, 12:48 pm
welcome to a new era.. hmm..
game on motherfuckers? eh...

it is the dawn of a new millenium.. the age of heisenburg.


Any chance this might mean shipping O/S ???
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: sharetheroad on January 27, 2012, 05:11 pm
heis delivers again, glad your back.

weight spot on, packaging legit (although not as creative as in the past - but that shit has to get tiresome, the method he used now is effective and probably helps him process faster)

product recrystalizes fast, tho has a funny taste.. still, shit works...time to go put these in capsule before I smoke it all...

peace
STR
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on January 28, 2012, 12:15 am
Got my care package from heisenburg today.

He had warned us that this batch of packaging wasn't at the "open it in front of your wife" level. His low bar for packaging still beats other vendor's good packaging on a good day.

I haven't had much time with it, but I can say that it melts clear, stays clear and is easier to make smoke. I'm very happy with my order. Great turn-around, great communication and my small sample makes me think this is some of the best product I've had yet.

Looking into the future... WTF does H have planned out exactly with his announcement? Personally, I'm hoping that he's hiring private couriers in the form of hot strippers that bring drugs to your doorstep.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: b4b33 on January 28, 2012, 02:29 am
it is the dawn of a new millenium.. the age of heisenburg. (okay, that sounds really pretentious but if i don't edit it out later someone will be able to mark this as botneoh)

methinks 'botneoh' is some kind of acronym, but can anyone figure out what it is?  I'm guessing 'oh' stands for "of heisenburg".
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: slappy411 on January 28, 2012, 02:40 am
Anyone tried his tar he has up? Pretty spendy....I saw one review I think anyone else?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on January 28, 2012, 08:25 am
I've had time for more than a small sample. Three words: Ho Lee Shit

At the risk of prompting H to scoff at me..... best batch ever.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: whateverworks on January 28, 2012, 05:45 pm
fuckin A... I'm still waiting for mine to ship... still says processing...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on January 28, 2012, 07:37 pm
Just got my order and had one little taste.  The king is back.  Now, back to my pipe...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on January 28, 2012, 10:29 pm
fuckin A... I'm still waiting for mine to ship... still says processing...

if it makes you feel any better so am i and i am sure many others . judging from heisenburg's post he seems to still be working out logistics and feels really bad for the delays. i am 100% confident he will come through and will compensate us for waiting through either faster shipping or more product.

i suggest you have faith and give it more time but if you are really jonesin then hit him up on sr via pm and ask him :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on January 29, 2012, 07:38 am
alot more have shipped, i can't login to complete orders.

now's your chance to rip off a vendor.. :/
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: SlimScott on January 29, 2012, 05:55 pm
Oh, thank the gods... I just logged in on a whim to see what's been up, and I see that H is back. :) I haven't been back to SR or the forums since H left, and this has just made my weekend!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on January 29, 2012, 07:09 pm
hmm, looks like the only person who canceled didn't ship. ahh im dying laughing. i love you guys!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: chiefrogan on January 29, 2012, 08:28 pm
heisen i am happy to see your success!

I sent you a PM
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on January 30, 2012, 09:10 am
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alright, so despite a severe case of foot in mouth after my ego puffed post i have an update.

all orders now have no options for shipping, all inclusive pricing on the item.

there is only 1 item per category. that means if you want more, enter a different qty. if you want less, i cannot do anything for you and there are no plans to change this unless there is an overwhelming reason to.

there has been a lot of requests for chunk. although what everyone has been getting is simply chunk broken up, it seems there is a desire for it and i'm happy to oblige. so all orders are now chunk, although it will be impossible to send just one huge one but it's being worked on.

the time it takes to get your order out the door before (and up until now.. like literally.. now) is so significantly shortened and the capacity is such that it would make your spin (spun? pun? fuckit, its all fun).

dcns will now only be provided if there is a problem with the shipment and it is necessary for you have and then at the sole discretion of myself.

if you have a latex or peanut allergy or anything of this nature please inform me in multiple ways including CAPS ABOVE YOUR ADDRESS.

while it makes it easier to get your address etc, please please PLEASE use pgp. read up on it, use it, learn it, love it.

under no circumstances should there be any reason for my pgp key to be not working whether it's here, on SR, in SILC, wherever. in fact you can right click my name in SILC and verify my pubkey right there. PLEASE verify it's me in SILC before you send any information no matter how benign it may appear, it's entirely too easy to hop on and pretend to be someone.
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Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: chronicpain on January 30, 2012, 09:43 am
Its been years since ive tried H and when i did it was shitty tar. My question is a noobish one but if i want to stay away from needles is sticking with a powdered h  better than buying some great Heisenburgs tar? it will be snorted. or can i snort tar without having to break it down or whatever.

Again sorry for the noob question, but would like to make the best decision....so, the question is, is my best bet sticking with either tonys or wooms powder for snorting or can i buy H's H?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Lucky7 on January 30, 2012, 12:20 pm
Just got my order and had one little taste.  The king is back.  Now, back to my pipe...

All I needed to hear! Not that I didn't already know...

H my man, you should have had my order days ago, but a couple small things decided to merge themselves into several larger things which left me to re-sort things before placing my order. A small part of the delay of course is funding as I don't place small orders with H. But I know its no secret that I've been fooling around on the side with these new vendors, but chalk it up to me trying to help the community by testing them out and reporting back :-)

It shouldn't be long now though, couple (2) days at the most, worst case scenario is I end up getting a g less if I can't finish my current fund raising project. Just hoping my btc exchanger will be available in time.
 
Whole crystals are much appreciated!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: chiefrogan on January 30, 2012, 05:55 pm
Its been years since ive tried H and when i did it was shitty tar. My question is a noobish one but if i want to stay away from needles is sticking with a powdered h  better than buying some great Heisenburgs tar? it will be snorted. or can i snort tar without having to break it down or whatever.

Again sorry for the noob question, but would like to make the best decision....so, the question is, is my best bet sticking with either tonys or wooms powder for snorting or can i buy H's H?

if snortings your game then you'll probably want to stick with powder. looks like heisenburgs tar is great for smoking. you CAN snort it, but it involves mixing with water and shooting it up your nose...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dubdubbawobwob on January 31, 2012, 06:44 am
Again, it's been about 45 days now, and I'm still waiting on the 0.5g of heroin I ordered out of escrow back in mid December.

For the record, this was done when OOE was still allowed on SR, but this long of a wait is wholly unacceptable. I was fine waiting when he had no listings up, it seemed acceptable since heisenburg had IRL issues. But now that he's had listings for his meth and heroin up for over a week, and still no communication/sign of the order arriving, I have no choice but to post here on the forums.

Heisenburg, make good on your past promises, please.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on January 31, 2012, 11:21 am
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dubdub, i got you. no worries. with a heavy dollop of my bad to go with it.

guys, i am having minor issues getting logged in for the last day. if you aren't marked shipped you ship as soon as i log in and get some addresses.

thanks,
- -h
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Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dubdubbawobwob on January 31, 2012, 08:02 pm
Thank you heisenburg for finally coming through. I've received a 75% refund and will get the remaining 25% (i assume by what you said in the message) when he has more btc available in his account.

Needless to say, your prompt and generous resolution to this matter is tremendously appreciated. I would buy some of his H, but IRL issues are forcing me to cash out what btc I have left at the moment.

Hopefully, heisenburg can pop my H cherry sometime soon in the future...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: jpisbetterthanme on February 03, 2012, 05:40 pm
it is the dawn of a new millenium.. the age of heisenburg. (okay, that sounds really pretentious but if i don't edit it out later someone will be able to mark this as botneoh)

methinks 'botneoh' is some kind of acronym, but can anyone figure out what it is?  I'm guessing 'oh' stands for "of heisenburg".

How about Beginning Of The New Age Of Heisenberg?  ..... I accept donations for solved puzzles!!! :-D
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on February 04, 2012, 02:40 am
it is the dawn of a new millenium.. the age of heisenburg. (okay, that sounds really pretentious but if i don't edit it out later someone will be able to mark this as botneoh)

methinks 'botneoh' is some kind of acronym, but can anyone figure out what it is?  I'm guessing 'oh' stands for "of heisenburg".

How about Beginning Of The New Age Of Heisenberg?  ..... I accept donations for solved puzzles!!! :-D

correct  8)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Ichi#1 on February 04, 2012, 04:17 am
Soo glad heisenburg has returned ! That gear he gots is the bomb-diggity , and the level of customer service and professionalism is almost as mind-blowing as that sweet sweet glass ;) Everyone should do themselves a favour and try some of his A1 ice at least once !


Long live heisenburg & the Silk Road !
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: BBuild on February 04, 2012, 04:33 am
Mr.H, what happened to the meth?  Sold out already?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: jpisbetterthanme on February 04, 2012, 06:41 am
it is the dawn of a new millenium.. the age of heisenburg. (okay, that sounds really pretentious but if i don't edit it out later someone will be able to mark this as botneoh)

methinks 'botneoh' is some kind of acronym, but can anyone figure out what it is?  I'm guessing 'oh' stands for "of heisenburg".

How about Beginning Of The New Age Of Heisenberg?  ..... I accept donations for solved puzzles!!! :-D

correct  8)




That's gotta be like +9 to me. And -25 to the guy who guessed and got it WRONG. BRING ON the new era of heisenberg?!

LIKE THE GUY IN THE SEVENTEEN THOUSAND DOLLAR SUIT IS GOING TO TALK LIKE GEORGE W BUSH - COME ON!!!!!

And I totally gave you a shout out as a seller who seems completely reliable in another post. So +10.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on February 04, 2012, 12:10 pm
Mr.H, what happened to the meth?  Sold out already?

wow.. yeah.. sold out.. put more up, looks like i'm about to sell out again.

i'll have to see if i can afford to put more up over the sale weekend. i put it up at a loss to kinda stress test my ninja packing system, which worked awesome.

on a side note it took 40 minutes to pack all the orders.. although shipping them all monday is gonna be a workout.. lol

side side note, if your order is a day old and i didn't confirm shipment it's because.. well.. i was having a good ole time and fookin passed out until 38 minutes to the start of the sale.. hehe
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: DigitalDong on February 04, 2012, 03:01 pm

[/quote]

side side note, if your order is a day old and i didn't confirm shipment it's because.. well.. i was having a good ole time and fookin passed out until 38 minutes to the start of the sale.. hehe
[/quote]

got to appreciate his candor in that answer :D
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: jpisbetterthanme on February 04, 2012, 04:36 pm
Mr.H, what happened to the meth?  Sold out already?

wow.. yeah.. sold out.. put more up, looks like i'm about to sell out again.

i'll have to see if i can afford to put more up over the sale weekend. i put it up at a loss to kinda stress test my ninja packing system, which worked awesome.

on a side note it took 40 minutes to pack all the orders.. although shipping them all monday is gonna be a workout.. lol

side side note, if your order is a day old and i didn't confirm shipment it's because.. well.. i was having a good ole time and fookin passed out until 38 minutes to the start of the sale.. hehe




The real question is: can I trust the product of a meth dealer who sleeps???
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: clight on February 05, 2012, 10:10 am
A buddy sampled H's recent Premaculate Batch. She had sampled three previous batches and was literally blown away with his latest batch. Do not question H. be patient and all will be well. AMAZING.
She is from socal and knows what most cali shards taste like. She mentioned it lacked the normal windex smell and flavors found in majority of decent to good shards, No windex smell is higher quality burns clean,near tasteless, best looking she has seen in a long time.

H. has no competition. No one can match his service and quality
Impossible to say without lab test to say it is unadulterated.

Her response was,
H. doesn't sell crystal meth ... He provides Premaculate!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on February 05, 2012, 10:58 am
It doesn't really even need to be said at this point, but my latest order from H might've been the best yet.  The aforementioned ninja shipping concealed some huge beautiful shards that taste (and work) as good as they look.  The New Age of Heisenburg is upon us, and the future is bright indeed. 
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on February 05, 2012, 03:02 pm

The real question is: can I trust the product of a meth dealer who sleeps???

the question is, do you want a dealer who doesn't sleep and all that comes with it? i used to not sleep as some on here know...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on February 05, 2012, 04:33 pm
Two days up, one day down, right?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on February 05, 2012, 10:58 pm
when i was getting high, that was the rule i went by.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on February 06, 2012, 01:19 am
Anyone who doubts heisenburg should just order some from him. You will eat your words soon enough.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: jpisbetterthanme on February 06, 2012, 05:19 am

The real question is: can I trust the product of a meth dealer who sleeps???

the question is, do you want a dealer who doesn't sleep and all that comes with it? i used to not sleep as some on here know...


.................. Humans! So used to taking people seriously!

"WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!"   .... LOL @ Engrish Dracura in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night ....... "I was brought here by HUUUUUUMMANNNS....."
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Orchidandlove on February 07, 2012, 07:25 pm
Just got a gram of the ICE and a gram of the TAR.

I have never had such clean meth or heroin like this ever. I have had tar like this before, but it was a 0.1 in a balloon that I paid $30 each for. I am from the "left coast" as H puts it and I am extremely experienced with it... i have had it ALL, and I can assure you the tar he is slangin is just unreal... the smell, the taste, the potency, all 10/10. The high is so pure and clean, you get absolutely no crappy feeling or over drowsy BS, just a fantastic euphoric nod that is worth every penny.

On the ice- o.m.g. I don't have a ton of experience with meth but based on the experience I have, this shit is unlike anything i have ever come across. Just looking at it, you'll be able to tell its clean and untouched. I got a nice huuuuuuuuge chunk, took a tiny piece off and chased that mother chunker right off foil (I am an expert at chasing the dragon, don't try this at home kiddies ;). The high is so great, I used such a tiny piece and it melted right down to a liquid form and after one puff i was flying like an eagle.

And the price??? are you kidding me? QUALITY baby- its guaranteed and it includes shipping that gets to my door in 3 days. His products are worth every penny. THANK YOU HEISENBERG!!!!!! Thank god you are back... the competition has some work to do.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: marsvolta12 on February 10, 2012, 03:31 pm
has anybody been able to get in contact with Heisenberg the past two days?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on February 10, 2012, 07:28 pm
i'm around.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: noodle2420 on February 12, 2012, 10:53 pm
Heisenberg has the clean, glassy, sweet, and tasty ice!  His packeging design is the best in the biz!  It's impossible to stumble across his stuff unless you were looking for it.  He calls it the "open infront of your wife packaging."

H - you getting more ICE in soon?  My BTC ARE BURNING A WHOLE IN MY WALLET.  My cap locks were on. I wasn't yellin!
 8)


Noodle.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on February 13, 2012, 02:40 pm
finally got to taste some of h's stuff and it's good as ever. very potent and i find i use about 1/3 less over the course of a run verses other sources. i also find it's more speedy / amphetamine like than any other meth i've done. kind of reminds me of the pure speed i used to get in germany.

keep up the good work and don't split again before i get to place another order :)

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Geoffe on February 13, 2012, 07:47 pm
Been waiting 5 days for my order to ship? Still processing?
Already received from 3 other vendors in this time..
Is this normal for him? I don't wanna pester him but this is kinda ridiculous, imo.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on February 13, 2012, 09:24 pm
Been waiting 5 days for my order to ship? Still processing?
Already received from 3 other vendors in this time..
Is this normal for him? I don't wanna pester him but this is kinda ridiculous, imo.

most vendors i've dealt with take 2-4 days on average  to mark a shipment in transit . My first order with heisenburg last year was very qucik, from thee time i placed the order on sr i got the package in 5 days. this last time took a little longer when he got rushed by orders on coming bacl. I'm guessing after this sale he's also got a ton of orders and you should take that into consideration. It's not like these guys are running amazon warehouses :)

that said i think it's perfectly accpetable to give him a nudge on sr with a pm at this point and see what's what. in my experience he gets back to messages quickly. good luck, i'm sure it's on the way very very very soon.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: matada1125 on February 13, 2012, 09:26 pm
Been waiting 5 days for my order to ship? Still processing?
Already received from 3 other vendors in this time..
Is this normal for him? I don't wanna pester him but this is kinda ridiculous, imo.

I've been waiting 4 days, could be that he only ships once a week or something. He's been in SILC though. We'll see. I still have my faith in Heisenburg. Believe dat.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: marsvolta12 on February 13, 2012, 09:37 pm
i am absolutely amazed by the product and shipping methods of Heisenberg. This is my first time trying out his wares and he could not have made a better first impression. the packaging is the best i have seen on SR(for any product), Also the product was nothing more then beautiful shards. Thank you Heisenberg and i hope you stay around for a while
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on February 14, 2012, 05:25 pm
Been waiting 5 days for my order to ship? Still processing?
Already received from 3 other vendors in this time..
Is this normal for him? I don't wanna pester him but this is kinda ridiculous, imo.

it won't be the norm, if the dope molecules got down and did the nasty at night and had little baby dope i might have incentive to hang on to it for longer.. ;)

edit: removed a random 'for' trying to make me look dumb...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: marsvolta12 on February 15, 2012, 01:51 am
recently weighed out my product and it was 60 mg extra! i have nothing but he kindest words to say about this man and as i said before goes above and beyond what we would expect form any vendor. bravo!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: padawan65 on February 15, 2012, 10:25 am
I read about his great shipping any plan to ship international in the future, used to finalising early and long waits.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Danilo Blandon on February 17, 2012, 05:33 am
I read about his great shipping any plan to ship international in the future, used to finalising early and long waits.

I don't understand why U.S. vendors won't ship to Canada. You package it in the same envelopes the same way, add slightly more postage, and mail it. wtf

I even saw a vendor's page that said some damn thing about "customs forms." He won't ship to Canada because of customs forms?! Talk about DOING IT WRONG.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Thormax on February 17, 2012, 07:40 am
I read about his great shipping any plan to ship international in the future, used to finalising early and long waits.

I don't understand why U.S. vendors won't ship to Canada. You package it in the same envelopes the same way, add slightly more postage, and mail it. wtf

I even saw a vendor's page that said some damn thing about "customs forms." He won't ship to Canada because of customs forms?! Talk about DOING IT WRONG.

Because most people (INCLUDING IDIOTS WORKING AT THE POST OFFICE) dont realize you dont need to fill out any forms for an envelop weighing less than 16oz.
If the moron behind the counter tells you differently, tell him/her to learn their job.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Geoffe on February 17, 2012, 07:40 pm
Heisenberg came through after all, but I figured he would.
Shipping was ridiculously slow but the packaging gave me such a good chuckle that I am willing to call it cool on that factor.
Gram weighed a tiny bit under on my $80 calibrated milligram scale, but only by a very small amount ( 30-40mg)
Quality is fucking killer, third meth vendor I've tried on SR and heisenberg was not only cheaper then all the rest when I placed my order, but he has better quality as well!
Now although his product is purer and stronger, imo, it also burns a fair bit more.
Burns noticeably more most other crystal meth I've had in the past.
Not sure why this is. Maybe my nose is just havin an off-day. :P

All in all, with the cheaper price and the better product and absolutely superior packaging, he was worth the wait.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on February 18, 2012, 02:16 pm
okay, long overdue mass update is needed. my fault there, sometimes i have to sit quiet while issues are worked through.

there was a minor mixup with shipments about a week ago that necessitated a shipping freeze for about 2 days, then things kind of snowballed. i won't go into necessary details obviously but things are kinda screwy.

i just wanted to apologize for that, especially after the NEOH post. i'm now intimately familiar with the flavor of my own foot.

thank you all with orders who are waiting and being very patient, i won't soon forget your names.

-h
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on February 19, 2012, 04:53 pm
I was just about to post a scathing diatribe, but upon seeing the update I guess I'll try to be civil for another couple days...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Danilo Blandon on February 20, 2012, 12:56 am
well I'm very happy this excellent vendor won't ship to canada cuz not getting any meth at all is a lot better than waiting a long time to get some







check your sarcasm meters
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: SuperDimitri on February 20, 2012, 03:52 am
Anything leaving USA requires customs forms. Even letters and documents, no matter how little they weigh. Welcome to the NWO
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on February 20, 2012, 06:26 am
I don't understand why U.S. vendors won't ship to Canada. You package it in the same envelopes the same way, add slightly more postage, and mail it.


Slightly more?! It costs me $1.50 to ship domestically, it costs me $11 to ship to canada! Lol not really related to the topic but I felt that was worth sharing. :P
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Danilo Blandon on February 20, 2012, 04:24 pm
Slightly more?! It costs me $1.50 to ship domestically, it costs me $11 to ship to canada! Lol not really related to the topic but I felt that was worth sharing. :P

I'm talking about plain jane letter envelopes weighing 50 or 60 grams. In Canada 61 cents, to the US $1.03. I don't know the numbers coming north but it's the same sort of thing.

Oh yeah, NO FORMS on personal letter mail from the US to Canada. The guy who said that is a nitwit.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: marsvolta12 on February 21, 2012, 03:28 am
danilo blandon is your name a reference to the sandanista member who was a cia rat involved in the iran contra scandal? he also worked with norwin meneses? sorry, i just never heard of anybody else talk about the subject and find it interesting you used the name.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dkmonk on February 24, 2012, 01:14 pm
Anything leaving USA requires customs forms. Even letters and documents, no matter how little they weigh. Welcome to the NWO

I find this to be false where I live in the USA. I have sent many plain letters across the ocean and never needed to do anything beside put it in my mailbox for the mail person.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on February 24, 2012, 04:09 pm
Okay, this is taken directly from the customs form:

Quote
Priority Mail International Flat Rate Envelopes and First-Class Mail International large envelopes (flats) containing only
documents, weighing under 16 ounces, and meeting the flat-size characteristics do not require a PS Form 2976.

http://about.usps.com/forms/ps2976.pdf
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on February 29, 2012, 11:58 am
hello!

well it's been a little while.. been keeping things slow until a few issues slowly but surely resolved themselves. been a very taxing last couple of weeks and almost turned customer appreciation into customer middle finger (probably did for some, i'm terribly sorry).

so.. new rule has been put into effect!

if your order goes past 48 hours without shipping it's 20% off. no bullshit.

and it's whacky wedsnesday.. order 3 get .75 free. good for the next 12 hours. MARK!

anyone waiting on shit? it's out the door. love ya!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Orchidandlove on March 01, 2012, 01:12 pm
Done and done! Offer taken :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: cacoethes on March 02, 2012, 03:19 am
Received a gram of Heisenburg's Permaculate on Monday and wanted to give this man the props he deserves...

I ordered a gram...  What I got must have weighed closer to two.  I didn't throw it on the scales because there was no need.  I've seen a few grams in my day, and this was one of the best.

The quality was superb.  Nice, opaque crystals, cloudy clear to white, and very obviously recrystallized (more than once) with skill and care.  Got it Monday, and it kept my wife and I up most of the week.  We both IV when we do indulge, and the rush was euphoric and clean with just a hint of "solvent flash" and  eye wobble about 20 seconds or so after pushing off.  No jaw-clenching, teeth- grinding, jittery and jumpy kind of rush with this stuff- it was EXCELLENT.

The packaging...  Well, you just gotta see it to believe it.  One of my favorite things about ordering from Silk Road is getting shit delivered straight to my mailbox, and getting to check out the creativity of the vendors who package it.  Heisenburg is one of the best.  Everyone should order from him just to have the experience.

Heisenburg, when you gonna get some more of that Obsidian Delight?  My wife likes the crystal, but my true love is quality tar- I'll be checking the listings daily.  Thanks for one helluva week, buddy!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on March 02, 2012, 11:52 am
Heisenburg, when you gonna get some more of that Obsidian Delight?  My wife likes the crystal, but my true love is quality tar- I'll be checking the listings daily.  Thanks for one helluva week, buddy!

few more hours and i'll put listings up.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Orchidandlove on March 07, 2012, 12:54 am
i just got my order of tar and the packaging and ship speed were superb as always... but wow, this batch of tar is insane!!!!! i have ordered from you before but i cant even keep my eyes open with the normal amount i chase down the foil, im using a match head sized bowl from now on... best smokable heroin on SR, i wrote a longer review in the H Vendors sticky thread, thanks again :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: bp on March 07, 2012, 03:14 pm
Anyone hear from him lately?
Are you there H?

I put an order in on the 3rd and it's still processing.
Sent a pm on the day of the order and another a couple of days later. Both are still unread according to the bold text.

I hope he's OK and still around.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on March 07, 2012, 05:52 pm
Talked to him on Friday, when he said he was about to ship, but haven't received my order or heard from him since then.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: matada1125 on March 07, 2012, 10:25 pm
I was going to wait a few more days, but Fuck it.

I've been waiting on a sample order for just shy (one day) of a MONTH NOW! I figured samples don't get priority, but this is just fucking stupid. Between his random message + being told my sample was "between his legs" This is a load of shit. I'm not the only person having issues with him either.


I think his popularity went to his head (or he needs to lay off his own product.).

The SR message I got from him was:

heisenburg(100)   beep beep

who's got the keys to my jeep?   15 days   read
delete

It took him 12 days even read my SR PM with my address in it.... I'm about to say my btc has been lost. I'm no longer recommending him.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on March 08, 2012, 02:43 am
hey.. your sample cost you shipping only if i remember right and it is on it's way. my abrupt disappearance was due to an emergency. i'm sorry you had to wait so long
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: vortexmilkman on March 08, 2012, 03:21 am
Dont sweat it Heis, that guy sounds just like another ungrateful runt that got into a hissy-fit because....I refused to send a free sample to some addy he provided....lol
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: qetuoljgdaxvn on March 08, 2012, 12:14 pm
Hey Heisenburg, After sampling some of the other vendor's goods (VMM & DubG - thank you guys), I am very curious to sample yours given all the hype surrounding your product.

Have you got any plans to start shipping internationally? Specifically to Kangaroo land??? :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: matada1125 on March 08, 2012, 08:45 pm
Dont sweat it Heis, that guy sounds just like another ungrateful runt that got into a hissy-fit because....I refused to send a free sample to some addy he provided....lol

Um How about no? I never talked with you. The only reason I'm even considering trying meth is because of how highly everyone in chat rates Heisenburg. Otherwise I'd continue my "not on your life" stance on meth. 
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: nomad bloodbath on March 08, 2012, 11:00 pm
Dont sweat it Heis, that guy sounds just like another ungrateful runt that got into a hissy-fit because....I refused to send a free sample to some addy he provided....lol
I actual have more insight than you vortexmilkman and it was nothing of that nature.
Just sayin.
I'm sure this is all pointless banter, but Heisenburg got his thread bumped.

:P
nomad bloodbath
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on March 09, 2012, 02:51 am
ok, a few things about matada's comment pissed me off.

1. don't repost, everyone should get that by now.

2. you made me sound like a pervert, the between my legs was a comment about something else that turned into a joke because of the timing in the chat. it was NOT me saying i have your package between my legs which is totally different. not cool, that's some nasty saxual shit that sounds like you are pissed about it. which says a lot that you would drag a joke into my review thread and taint it with that shit..

WHICH is how innocent people go to jail and get sex offender tagging them around the rest of their lives and casts this shitty spector on everyone because now you give an argument against valid complaints to people who say shit like "she was asking for it".. big problem and again.. not cool in the slightest.

and all that over postage when obviously my ass kicking ways have been cursed the last few weeks and life hasn't been easy.

bravo.......
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dotNorma on March 11, 2012, 09:43 am
I would like to remind everybody that Heisenburg is still providing the best heroin on SR.

And he is still a bad ass fucking vendor. My main man heisenburg.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: big green on March 13, 2012, 10:52 pm
I really, really fucking wish I would have received something in my mail today. Hopefully tomorrow. I don't want to be sick.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on March 14, 2012, 12:21 am
i heard from h yesterday and he assured me my order was going out but i have not heard word one since then. i've sent him a couple pm's and have been waiting on this 5g order for over 14 days now. normally i don't mind waiting a bit but 14 days just to process...... are others getting stuff from h?     
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: assclap on March 14, 2012, 12:24 am
This has nothing to do with a review, but i just wanted to stop in and say that is a hilarious username for a meth vendor. I love breaking bad and thats damn fucking funny he would name himself heisenburg hahahhah
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on March 14, 2012, 01:14 am
This has nothing to do with a review, but i just wanted to stop in and say that is a hilarious username for a meth vendor. I love breaking bad and thats damn fucking funny he would name himself heisenburg hahahhah

He's a funny guy.  He's also smart and a great vendor when he's on his game.  That said, he's a little off his game right now.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: nomad bloodbath on March 15, 2012, 06:37 am
I've spoken with Heisenburg tonight for abit.
Seems medical issues arose, this happens to everyone at some point.
Sucks when they do because there is little time to explain the situation.
I've assured that some orders are out and should be arriving Friday at destinations and others follow as orders are filled and shipped in a timely manner.
I myself have invested so i feel the pain of delayed orders but life is a crap shoot, suck it up babies it's on the way.
Mine probably wont even arrive til Monday so these are the facts to my knowledge and these things happen.
I've never been disappointed with Heisenburg product doubt that will change this round.

:)
nomad bloodbath
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dotNorma on March 16, 2012, 01:52 am
I have recently put a LOT of faith into heisenburg, and if he returns all that I put into him then we will know he is forevever legitimant. If not, than I am going to be terribly terrible out of luck.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on March 16, 2012, 04:51 am
haigais .. ok

no, not one single person has been ripped off, just terrible terrible service for which i apologize. like.. terrrible service.

kinda lost my mojo and focus for awhile there and had to revert back to the old business model instead of a massive corporate JIT style. not thinking boeing is going to be able to get those dreamliners off the ground in big numbers (well, they already delayed enough.. funny that).

so, all of those who placed their faith in ole mr h you should see some good news coming along.

i'll have to gain some good will back from the community and hopefully that will happen by getting back to how things used to be with some added kick assedness.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on March 16, 2012, 12:29 pm
What's the story with this "Heisenburg is back" character?  Unaffiliated, I assume?

Link to vendor profile:   http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/1eb8709b96

edited to add:  He's been a member for one day and already has feedback written in the same broken English as his profile.  Not at all suspicious...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: diskoking23 on March 16, 2012, 12:36 pm
I messaged him to ask about his product... seemed very sketchy, very broken English... 

Don't think I'll be ordering... However, it would be nice to have a half decent meth supplier that can get order across the pond!

Be great if you could fill those boots heisenburg! Any plans for intercontinental domination?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on March 16, 2012, 11:14 pm
uh yeah, i speak in broken english.. that sounds like good ole mr h over here for sure..

for those who don't know there is a heisenberg floating around in chat. if they let him in as a vendor (sr is down this immediate second) after i reserved the account with that spelling when i first got here i'm gonna be a little pissed.. anyways.

howsdat4englishysucka?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on March 17, 2012, 02:39 am
Heh. I didn't think it was you, bud.  Don't think diskoking did either.  Shit--I went out on a limb and called you smart a mere four posts earlier.   :P
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: diskoking23 on March 17, 2012, 08:33 am
What amazes me is this 'heisenburg is back' character can be a member for 1 day and have supposedly confirmed deliveries...

Oh and never doubted the real heisnburg for a moment! - thanks for that harpua25!! :) 
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: bp on March 19, 2012, 09:56 pm
Well my first order hasn't been impressive.
I ordered 13 days ago. It sat untouched until 10 days ago.
He said he had troubles. Fair enough, everyone does from time to time.
I asked to modify my order. I wanted to add an unlisted amount to what I had already ordered as I didn't have enough coins for a listed amount. I offered all I had left even though it was several coins more than the amount would have calculated to.
He said yes....send the coins, he would ship in an hour.
I sent them, all of them as he didn't specify and I offered so I ought to do what I said I would do.....no?
I asked for a best estimate on ETA as it seems every time I order something these days I am wasting time pulling off of what I'm doing to go check the mail for a week or more before it shows. An ETA is just plain good faith business.
I never heard another word.

Well, yesterday I message that nothing is here. Shortly after my order is canceled, the one that supposedly shipped an hour after messaging him,  and I am informed of this by SR Staff. I still have heard nothing from this vendor.
Now it's been so long that the details have disappeared from my account CP but it looks to me like he kept the BTC I sent directly, not the biggest sum but big enough.

I wait to hear what he has to say. I'm all ears.

Here I am looking at the feedback box in my order page wondering what to do with it.
I had this happen once before. Supposedly it was on the way and then suddenly canceled after going way overdue and the feedback box just staring at me. I put down 3/5 for letting it go so long and having to find out from staff instead of being messaged by the seller himself and the seller later jumped down my through like I was the one who fucked up.

What would you guys do?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on March 19, 2012, 10:23 pm
Personally, as someone who's dealt with Heisenberg enough to kind of feel like I know him, I'd give him a few more days.  He's been fucking up lately, which I think he'd admit, but I doubt it's anything permanent.  And in my experience he more than makes up for any fuck ups he's made.   I'm sure he still pops in here pretty regularly, so I'd give him a little while to see your post and then see if he tries to make things right.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: matada1125 on March 19, 2012, 10:45 pm
Well my first order hasn't been impressive.
I ordered 13 days ago. It sat untouched until 10 days ago.
He said he had troubles. Fair enough, everyone does from time to time.
I asked to modify my order. I wanted to add an unlisted amount to what I had already ordered as I didn't have enough coins for a listed amount. I offered all I had left even though it was several coins more than the amount would have calculated to.
He said yes....send the coins, he would ship in an hour.
I sent them, all of them as he didn't specify and I offered so I ought to do what I said I would do.....no?
I asked for a best estimate on ETA as it seems every time I order something these days I am wasting time pulling off of what I'm doing to go check the mail for a week or more before it shows. An ETA is just plain good faith business.
I never heard another word.

Well, yesterday I message that nothing is here. Shortly after my order is canceled, the one that supposedly shipped an hour after messaging him,  and I am informed of this by SR Staff. I still have heard nothing from this vendor.
Now it's been so long that the details have disappeared from my account CP but it looks to me like he kept the BTC I sent directly, not the biggest sum but big enough.

I wait to hear what he has to say. I'm all ears.

Here I am looking at the feedback box in my order page wondering what to do with it.
I had this happen once before. Supposedly it was on the way and then suddenly canceled after going way overdue and the feedback box just staring at me. I put down 3/5 for letting it go so long and having to find out from staff instead of being messaged by the seller himself and the seller later jumped down my through like I was the one who fucked up.

What would you guys do?

Month and a half wait and still no shipment.. At least yours was somewhat refunded (granted mine was 1.75btc for a sample). Heard from him that he's having some RL issues. But won't cancel my order after I told him to fuck it. (He said I paid, I'd get my sample.) Wonder if he needs the btc that badly.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: bp on March 19, 2012, 11:05 pm
Well I'm about as forgiving and understanding of problems both out of nowhere and self inflicted as a person can get.
I'll wait a while before submitting that feedback.

The only reason I'm even here in public is because I was led on, left in the dark and later informed by a third party.
I can forgive that but that doesn't mean I'm not going to do my duty to this community and report the truth.
I hope he gets it together and I really hope he sends me my BTC back or a package with AT LEAST that much in it.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: big green on March 20, 2012, 03:48 pm
after giving it some honest thought and without coming to any conclusions about any RL situation with regard to heisenburg, I've decided he is still a completely legitimate vendor and I'd still order from him again even though my order was canceled and refunded 3 weeks after it was placed. If I had more BTC in my account I would have left the order to finalize, but I really needed to get something nowish and chose a different vendor in the meantime.

I will be dealing with Heisenburg in the future for sure, as long as he is willing to deal with me and offer me his word he will post my parcels the next day and keep to his word and be willing to communicate potential problems so that my BTC isn't held up.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on March 20, 2012, 10:22 pm
alright.. i was reading the thread here and it looks like my name isn't completely mud.

i would like to say that if you didn't hear it from me that indeed i had shuttered and shut down due to some issues and hadn't notified all interested parties yet. it was abrupt and after all the issues encountered coming back from retirement to bring about neoh all that was accomplished was pissing people off and the exact opposite of neoh occured. slow ships, bullshit promises no matter how well intentioned they were and self inflicted idiocy it just seemed it would never end.

i'm not going to say exactly what happened, as some of you may realize i can't tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth in case mr kitty "leo" cat is slinking around and taking notes. although the massively erratic and uncertainty (hey, it is my name after all) hopefully gave them a headache, i know it gave me one. i do try to explain things that are close to the events that occurred because i like being able to give my word and have people know that it WILL honored no matter what happens.

someone mentioned just how meth heads and tweakers are the shadiest fuckers around.. and i remember making a comment to someone when they said they didn't trust tweakers that i didn't trust heroin junkies.. kind of amusing considering those are my product lines as of late.

so, i would like to say that i'm putting stock back up for sale. no wild promises or discounts will be accompanying them. i will communicate the status of orders as often as possible to each buyer through the stages but the ship out will be fuzzed. having said ship out will be fuzzed it means that it won't be marked shipped until it does, and i'm not going to let the clock on it run so long that the risk of a cancel after shipping occurs. thought i had learned my lesson doing that when harpua took a proverbial shit on head when i did that a long time ago but i guess not.

i'm not too sure how many people have faith in my ability to follow through with much anymore but i'm shooting for consistency more than anything else right now, so we'll see what happens.

i would love to go back and delete some of my posts because they make me cringe looking at them but i think they will be good for other people to see

if you are owed from me you will be taken care of as expeditiously as possible. luckily it's only a smattering (been wanting to use that word for a few days) so it shouldn't be a heroic task by any stretch.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: bp on March 21, 2012, 05:23 pm
He contacted me and offered to straighten me out with stock.
I have accepted and will be back with how it went.
This goes well and he's OK in my book.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on March 21, 2012, 05:42 pm
Do I know Heisenburg, or do I know Heisenburg...

Good to see you back buddy. Hope all goes well and you're back to kicking ass asap.   
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: big green on March 21, 2012, 05:50 pm
alright.. i was reading the thread here and it looks like my name isn't completely mud.

i would like to say that if you didn't hear it from me that indeed i had shuttered and shut down due to some issues and hadn't notified all interested parties yet. it was abrupt and after all the issues encountered coming back from retirement to bring about neoh all that was accomplished was pissing people off and the exact opposite of neoh occured. slow ships, bullshit promises no matter how well intentioned they were and self inflicted idiocy it just seemed it would never end.

i'm not going to say exactly what happened, as some of you may realize i can't tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth in case mr kitty "leo" cat is slinking around and taking notes. although the massively erratic and uncertainty (hey, it is my name after all) hopefully gave them a headache, i know it gave me one. i do try to explain things that are close to the events that occurred because i like being able to give my word and have people know that it WILL honored no matter what happens.

someone mentioned just how meth heads and tweakers are the shadiest fuckers around.. and i remember making a comment to someone when they said they didn't trust tweakers that i didn't trust heroin junkies.. kind of amusing considering those are my product lines as of late.

so, i would like to say that i'm putting stock back up for sale. no wild promises or discounts will be accompanying them. i will communicate the status of orders as often as possible to each buyer through the stages but the ship out will be fuzzed. having said ship out will be fuzzed it means that it won't be marked shipped until it does, and i'm not going to let the clock on it run so long that the risk of a cancel after shipping occurs. thought i had learned my lesson doing that when harpua took a proverbial shit on head when i did that a long time ago but i guess not.

i'm not too sure how many people have faith in my ability to follow through with much anymore but i'm shooting for consistency more than anything else right now, so we'll see what happens.

i would love to go back and delete some of my posts because they make me cringe looking at them but i think they will be good for other people to see

if you are owed from me you will be taken care of as expeditiously as possible. luckily it's only a smattering (been wanting to use that word for a few days) so it shouldn't be a heroic task by any stretch.

Excellent post.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: ieatcans on March 22, 2012, 04:07 am
Four days ago, I got a message from Heisenburg saying that my order was on its way.  It was here two days later, and I have to say I'm extremely impressed both by the quality of the product and the creativity in stealth shipping.  I will definitely be ordering again.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on March 22, 2012, 07:49 am
ieatcans was kind of a fluke actually. as much as i'd like to ride the kickass feedback on that one.

anyways.. uh.. update for all.. so far so good.. nothing has left the station yet but it's on track still. i anticipate some happy people here shortly..

that is all

-h
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on March 25, 2012, 04:27 pm
so far so good.. some people are getting close to the late status point but i'm shooting for those in time too. got the first round and a half out the door and second ones going out.

plonk
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: keepitallism on March 26, 2012, 02:12 am
Breaking Bad, Season 5: Walter expands his business to the Silk Road

Sorry, just had to type that
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: risky2 on March 26, 2012, 06:53 am
Breaking Bad, Season 5: Walter expands his business to the Silk Road

Sorry, just had to type that

blue sky on SR! heh.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on March 26, 2012, 09:47 am
well.. i did need a new distribution channel after killing the last one because the fucker was just a liiiittttle too bossy... and i'm the fucking boss yadig?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: marsvolta12 on March 30, 2012, 01:20 am
has anybody got in contact with Heisenberg the past day?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on March 31, 2012, 02:22 am
i'm here.. busy day is all...

if i shipped you, please finalize so the next person can get theirs as fast as possible. normally not an issue but after the last few weeks or since i've unretired really i've been sucking ass and eating through every last reserve.

i'm trying to think of a good motivator other than i might just notice and remember you did.. and since i'm back that may or not mean a thing to you, but i know some people just got high reading that even. ;)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: hillybilly2 on March 31, 2012, 02:42 am
I appreciate your candor and great sense of humor. Please take the best care of you and that will take good care of us hungry customers seeking a steady reliable source.  Although taking it on the chin seeking my new favorite booster all over the lately unkind road. Let me show some faith and finalize my little order early. I look forward to coming back for more and more often as things stablize.

Be safe and Good Vibes most of all Peace

Hilly
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: nomad bloodbath on March 31, 2012, 03:43 am
Heisenburg just spent 4 hours with me trying to work out an issue for me next week but it was my last minute notice from my gf that i'll be going out of town tuesday and possible a week with out drugs. :'(
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: marsvolta12 on March 31, 2012, 04:00 am
i usually never finalize on a tweak listing, but Heisenberg has nothing more then my full trust, which is backed up continuously on this forum. your one of the few exceptions to the rule, and I always appreciate your service. keep up the great work, and try to stay on here as long as you can.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: nomad bloodbath on March 31, 2012, 04:10 am
A little bidie did tell b=me some good news tonight for all the boys and girls.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: marsvolta12 on March 31, 2012, 01:43 pm
Awesome :D, thank you for the update nomad.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: marsvolta12 on April 01, 2012, 03:41 am
oh Heisenberg where art thou? i miss your old service where a package was sent out next day, and arrived in 3 days. please don't go the way of vortex.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on April 01, 2012, 10:59 am
i'm around.. as always.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: marsvolta12 on April 01, 2012, 02:15 pm
awesome! sorry for the impatience... waiting has always been the worst part of a drug deal. glad your back and with new product! please stay around! with vroomvroom gone your the only quality vendor in the tweak scene left.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: whateverworks on April 01, 2012, 03:22 pm
I got an update last night... kinda cryptic, but the gist was my stuff will ship very soon.  on the positive side of things, at least my body is recovered from my last major binge and my tolerance levels a bit lower...  so I got that going for me...

we're walking, we're walking...

0_o
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on April 02, 2012, 02:49 am
cryptic? the dog plays in the grass with the yellow flower  <--- that is cryptic  ;)

-h
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: whateverworks on April 02, 2012, 03:46 am
cryptic? the dog plays in the grass with the yellow flower  <--- that is cryptic  ;)

-h

true, that is cryptic... but from your message to me

                    "hi, your order has gone into sudden death"

is not 100% clear.  But like I said, i got the gist and appreciate the update.  Thanks!
0_o
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Holly on April 02, 2012, 04:26 am
cryptic? the dog plays in the grass with the yellow flower  <--- that is cryptic  ;)

-h

true, that is cryptic... but from your message to me

                    "hi, your order has gone into sudden death"


is not 100% clear.  But like I said, i got the gist and appreciate the update.  Thanks!
0_o


LOL that would tweak the fuck out of me!  I hope I get a fun message too. (;
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on April 02, 2012, 07:43 am
cryptic? the dog plays in the grass with the yellow flower  <--- that is cryptic  ;)

-h

true, that is cryptic... but from your message to me

                    "hi, your order has gone into sudden death"


is not 100% clear.  But like I said, i got the gist and appreciate the update.  Thanks!
0_o


LOL that would tweak the fuck out of me!  I hope I get a fun message too. (;

heh, just means it's going into "late!" and you can now cancel. which i try to avoid normally. just my way of letting you know: i see it, i'm aware of it.. i'm working it and you should be could to go.

-h
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: whateverworks on April 02, 2012, 12:25 pm
cryptic? the dog plays in the grass with the yellow flower  <--- that is cryptic  ;)

-h

true, that is cryptic... but from your message to me

                    "hi, your order has gone into sudden death"


is not 100% clear.  But like I said, i got the gist and appreciate the update.  Thanks!
0_o


LOL that would tweak the fuck out of me!  I hope I get a fun message too. (;

heh, just means it's going into "late!" and you can now cancel. which i try to avoid normally. just my way of letting you know: i see it, i'm aware of it.. i'm working it and you should be could to go.

-h

oh how the dawn sheds new light upon old questions... thy cryptic quote was mere foreshadowing of important messages from the beyond.  my eyes see clear and body twitches and thirsts for your sweet nectar.

hows that?  Thanks!

0_o
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dkmonk on April 02, 2012, 05:18 pm
Are we being cryptic about monday early morning scenerio?

Or maybe I was just tweaked out and read too much into things, but being tweaked and thinking what I thought at the time was scary.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: whateverworks on April 02, 2012, 05:35 pm
not sure what you read there, but I was just doing my best "olde English"... nothing bad, ill-conceived or malicious has gone down.  just biding my time until thy packageth doth arrives.

good day to you sir.  0_o 
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dkmonk on April 02, 2012, 05:41 pm
Well I left the boards Monday very concerned, but maybe I was so tweaked I made up things in my head and read into peoples posts waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy too much.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: whateverworks on April 02, 2012, 06:15 pm
i know what you mean.  get some rest... and ignore my posts for now... I'm wanting my stuff so bad, i'm developing new personalities to pas the time.

take care-  0_o
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on April 02, 2012, 09:43 pm
Heisenburg is still the motherfucking man.  (And without going into details here, hopefully he'll forgive me for a mistake I made over the weekend, realize that I didn't mean to do it, and believe me when I say i'm going to remedy it asap...)

Sorry man.  Read your PMs.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: hillybilly2 on April 02, 2012, 09:58 pm
Heisenburg is the man he finally broke my bad luck string of long waits and hating the bumpy road of poor meth supply. Glad to see him back in the game and  the shards are sweet..... Thank you Heisenburg

Hilly
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: cacoethes on April 03, 2012, 12:15 am
I posted this review in the H thread, but it's definitely worth repeating here:

I experienced Postal Joy of the highest level today!

Heisenburg's Bangin' Hooters Heroin arrived...  He has, without a doubt, the best packaging I've experienced on the Road.  Suffice to say, he spends a great deal of time on it.  This is my second order form Heisenburg, and this packaging, while different than the first, was no less impressive.  Stealthy and secure, hefty not flimsy... 5/5.

Heisneburg communicates.  He lets you know what's up.  He responds to private messages promptly. 5/5.

Now the meat and potatoes of it all...  The product!  It ranks among the best H I've ever done.  It has the rich, sweet aroma of acetic anhydride I love so much.  It's dark brown, almost black, is fairly hard and brittle when cool, and glassy in appearance.  It gets soft when warm, but not super-soft, and still remains easy to work with.

Cooks up in the spoon with a little heat, just enough to make the H2O bubble.  The liquid, when drawn up into the barrel through a wad of wet cotton, is extraordinarily clear, and has a gorgeous amber color.  There is almost no particulate matter left over in the spoon, or in the cotton. pH isn't too acidic, my shots mixed up around pH 5.

The euphoria is fucking amazing.  Pure bliss on tap.  That rush from tar is like nothing else, and this tar is top shelf gear.  It's very potent- the amount I started off with was so miniscule that my scales wouldn't register.  Imagine a chip that would fit inside this "O"- I used roughly two this size.  My tolerance at the moment is essentially nil, and I'm just where I want to be.  A little more would have been fine, but I'm not in the mood to be nodding out right now...  Maybe in a little while.  :)  5/5.

Overall, this was a flawless transaction, and just what I needed after dealing with the Mulder fiasco.  Heisenburg is one of the vendors who makes the Silk Road experience everything we all want it to be.

Thank you, Heisenburg!  See you next time, bro.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: whateverworks on April 03, 2012, 01:03 am
just got word my stuff is shipping and being upgraded to express... yeahuhhhh!

0_o
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on April 03, 2012, 01:37 am
whatever ~ u crack me up. Helps pass the time while i wait for mine to finally become In Transit! :D
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: marsvolta12 on April 03, 2012, 11:49 pm
just got word my stuff is shipping and being upgraded to express... yeahuhhhh!

0_o
mine went express, but made it in 2 days, so he made it free! he pays for others mistakes to make sure you are happy. pristine product that had a smell this time around like vroom vroom.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: sickgirl on April 05, 2012, 11:38 pm
Marked in transit and on it's way! WooHoo! :D Thank you heisenburg, cant wait to try :D :D
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on April 06, 2012, 03:17 pm
OKAY so NOW i see what all the HYPE is about..    heisenburg    ...  not that there was a doubt.. but damn it got here quick after 3 days to get it ready to the mail.. Packing like a pro.. i was like ok what is this???? wow.. super stealth... clear clean shards.. AND i ordered 1 and got 2!! do i need to send u some coins man?? I will gladly! Railed a few lines and SUPER sweet burn with a slight taste like candy..  BLAST off.....

i will post a pic once its scrubbed... thank u 100 times over.....
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Buster39 on April 09, 2012, 08:39 pm
Just checking I looked all over his page but he does not require FE right? Also  how long does it usually take him to get  the goods out?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on April 09, 2012, 10:35 pm
hey all, sorry for the delays. don't worry i'm back to my usual self just not back to my usual self... if you know what i'm saying.

had the easter weekend slam into my oblivious ass and got kidnapped by my long lost family at blood point..

just a heads up there may be a disruption in service in the next 10 days or so.. i'll anticipate this and wind down and bring the train into station nice and smooth with everyone's luggage firmly in hand if that's the case. considering i have 10 days to build new tracks around the issue the train is most likely going to choochoo on thru..

and no, i don't ask for FE if you don't scream about your order going a bit slower. ;)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: cacoethes on April 10, 2012, 12:40 am
hey all, sorry for the delays. don't worry i'm back to my usual self just not back to my usual self... if you know what i'm saying.

had the easter weekend slam into my oblivious ass and got kidnapped by my long lost family at blood point..

just a heads up there may be a disruption in service in the next 10 days or so.. i'll anticipate this and wind down and bring the train into station nice and smooth with everyone's luggage firmly in hand if that's the case. considering i have 10 days to build new tracks around the issue the train is most likely going to choochoo on thru..

and no, i don't ask for FE if you don't scream about your order going a bit slower. ;)

Umm... Does this mean my order will ship tomorrow?  And does it also mean I can scream about my order going a bit slower if I am willing to FE?  ;)

I'll make you a deal, Heisenburg...  Ship tomorrow, and I'll hit that finalize button just as soon as you make it available.  My experiences with you have all been top shelf.

Besides, my wife is riding my ass, and it would make my week go much better if I could placate her with a promise of something in time for the weekend... ;D
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: whateverworks on April 10, 2012, 05:51 am
got my 1g today and i'm flying high... and I've already been up for four days... so yeah, it's good.  thanks man.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: risky2 on April 16, 2012, 03:23 pm
Heisenburg I sent you a SR pm with a question about custom orders during the 4/20 sale. Hope you get a chance to read before 4/20, I know you meth vendors can be busy with pms. You can also respond back to me at risky@tormail.net if you wish.

And hey I can't wait for upcoming release of season 4 of breaking bad on dvd ;D. My favorite line of the series so far was to be when Skyler worries to Walter about people coming after them and knocking on their door. Then Walter responds with the classic line, " I, AM the one who knocks......." 8) awesome stuff, heh.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on April 18, 2012, 06:43 pm
I would like to post a huge WARNING regarding heisenburg. It has been over two months now and he refuses to either return my money or fill my order. Over the course of these two months we have been in almost daily communication and he has promised me in one way or another on at least 10 occasions that he was about to ship my product. Up until now i have been beyond patient with the guy, and although I like him, at this point any and all words coming out of his mouth have no meaning to me. Due to the length of time in this transaction i now consider my money stolen and i am here to warn others that if he can do it to me he will do it to others. ( Is anyone else in this situation? )

A little history on the transaction - I placed a couple smaller orders with him in escrow and they went well overall. I liked his product so I placed a bigger out of escrow order with him. I learned after I placed this order that he had a few problems with previous shipments/transactions and after some clarity I realized he had taken my order/money knowing full well that my money would be used to help him get back in business and not to ship me my product. Even after this I gave him the benefit of the doubt and allowed him more time to pay me back but still to this day he has not.

So here are some basic rules for dealing with heisenburg ..  DO NOT go out of escrow with this dealer. EVER. DO NOT finalize early unless you have a tracking number from him.

I can honestly say i am not looking forward to a witty / funny response from heisenburg because it will be more of the same bs I have been hearing for 2 months now. DUDE GIVE ME MY MONEY OR SEND ME A TRACKING NUMBER! Enough is enough already...

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dkmonk on April 18, 2012, 08:22 pm
I got to sample Heisenburg's stuff today, although I didn't get to get it from him but from someone who didn't want it.

It is great product. There were a few big shards in there that are nice to look at and it dissolved nice and fast and good euphoria and high for the tiny shot I did. I would say it is on par with Dub's, and his packaging (I got it in the original Heisenburg packaging) is phenomenal it is on par with Vroom's packagaing which is saying a hell of a lot.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on April 18, 2012, 08:36 pm
I got to sample Heisenburg's stuff today, although I didn't get to get it from him but from someone who didn't want it.

It is great product. There were a few big shards in there that are nice to look at and it dissolved nice and fast and good euphoria and high for the tiny shot I did. I would say it is on par with Dub's, and his packaging (I got it in the original Heisenburg packaging) is phenomenal it is on par with Vroom's packagaing which is saying a hell of a lot.


Yes h has a great product but i want to remind you that HE IS A THIEF and a LIAR that stole my money. I advise everyone to not deal with this vendor until he can explain why he did this to one of his customers.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on April 19, 2012, 04:56 am
ok here is the beginning of a series i am starting - into the mind of a fucked up tweaker meth dealer - aka heisenburg with direct quotes from our pm's over the past two months so that we all can get a better understanding of the inner workings of his fucked up mind.

to start the series here is a direct quote from just a couple of days ago when i told him i was fed up and was gonna try other methods to get my money back from him...

"i'm tempted as all hell to let you dark side up, just to see what someone who really would be pissed off could possibly do. especially if you got to me.."

yes folks you heard it here first and join me tmrw for our continuing series.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: DoctorRockso on April 19, 2012, 06:48 am
Lol his response is hilarious!

Its amazing how the internet makes such badasses!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: cacoethes on April 19, 2012, 07:05 am
ok here is the beginning of a series i am starting - into the mind of a fucked up tweaker meth dealer - aka heisenburg with direct quotes from our pm's over the past two months so that we all can get a better understanding of the inner workings of his fucked up mind.

to start the series here is a direct quote from just a couple of days ago when i told him i was fed up and was gonna try other methods to get my money back from him...

"i'm tempted as all hell to let you dark side up, just to see what someone who really would be pissed off could possibly do. especially if you got to me.."

yes folks you heard it here first and join me tmrw for our continuing series.

I'm waiting too, but I'm not ready to throw him under the bus just yet.  He's slipped in the past, but made good on his commitments, and kept an exceptionally high rating to show for it.

I think what he's telling you in the above quote is that if you chill out it will work out...  But if you keep at him, he'll let you try to man up and get your money however you think you can get it.  And what can you really do except cut your losses and move on to the next vendor?

I know you're frustrated- I would be too in your situation.  But at the moment, you stand alone, and if you keep this up, you run the risk of looking like the very tweaker you're accusing Heisenburg of being.  You're posting in two separate threads, and making empty threats that carry no weight:  "i told him i was fed up and was gonna try other methods to get my money back from him..."

This shit has happened with virtually every meth vendor on the Road at some point.  They struggle to keep up, get behind, (or get fucked), their ratings tank, and then they spend weeks trying to get back on top of things and build their stats back up.  And they do this in spite of the fact that the simplest of solutions is staring them right in the face the whole time:  Slow down, remove the damn listings, and communicate honestly with the people buying the product.

Heisenburg, I love ya man, but something other than cryptic one liners would go a long way.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: tabbenoit on April 19, 2012, 11:13 am

  And they do this in spite of the fact that the simplest of solutions is staring them right in the face the whole time:  Slow down, remove the damn listings, and communicate honestly with the people buying the product.

This really is the golden rule for vendors.....  simple as all get out
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on April 19, 2012, 01:05 pm

Yes h has a great product but i want to remind you that HE IS A THIEF and a LIAR that stole my money. I advise everyone to not deal with this vendor until he can explain why he did this to one of his customers.

nice one asshole.. right as i get you paid back but can't login.. yeah.. douche
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on April 19, 2012, 01:24 pm
damn what happened to yur listings ?? i assume u will be back to taking orders soon???
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on April 19, 2012, 05:17 pm

Yes h has a great product but i want to remind you that HE IS A THIEF and a LIAR that stole my money. I advise everyone to not deal with this vendor until he can explain why he did this to one of his customers.

nice one asshole.. right as i get you paid back but can't login.. yeah.. douche

really man i'm the asshole? are you sure about that? check yourself first....

again guys h comes to the "rescue" with yet another promise that he shippped my stuff but yet again he won't give me a tracking number. let me remind you he has done this more than 10 times to me already and after a few days when i hit him up asking for the package he says 'oooopps'

so h what do you have to say to that? where is my tracking number?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: bp on April 19, 2012, 05:39 pm
I've been going through the same thing since March 9.
He gave me a tracking # 2 nights ago.
It shows as legit but no other info. It does have DC.
We will see.

If it comes I am OK with him. It seems plenty of people are getting their shit.
I just wanted a sample and it's been pulling teeth to get it (a sample of what some people will do if pissed enough) but so far it seems he's getting around to making it good.
I'll report back soon.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: risky2 on April 19, 2012, 06:16 pm
Heisenburg hope you are going to have some .5 gram meth listings for 4/20. I have btc ready to go, and hell, I'll even send you a coupon for a free los pollos hermanos combo meal, if you do! ;D
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on April 19, 2012, 11:01 pm
ok we continue with the second installment of 'into the mind of a fucked up tweaker meth dealer - aka heisenburg'. today's quote comes directly from a pm i received from him just a few hours ago  in regards to his claim that he sent out my package. I asked him for a tracking number and this is the response i got -

".. i can whip a goddamn tracking number out of my arse.. doesn't mean i sent shit."

yes folks you heard it here first. also after some haggling i was able to get a tracking number from him and he actually gave me one that he pulled out of his ass!!! it was just an electronic notification to the usps and did not contain my address or any other personal info.

then the unthinkable happened. he got so pissed that i could use a website to determine that his tracking number was false that he decided to send my address in PLAIN TEXT to me on sr in some half baked attempt to convince me otherwise. this folks should concern everyone. if he is willing to just betray my confidence like that i am afraid we are all in trouble once his sinking ship finally goes under.

i am reporting him to the SR admins tonight about both this and his use of out of escrow transactions.  i urge everyone else who he has fooled into using out of escrow to also report him. yes folks i get i should not have gone out of escrow but an honest vendor would never have suggested it in the first place.

btw no i am not a tweaker on a rampage against this vendor. i haven't done drugs in over a month. i am just an honest customer who is trying to stand up for what is his.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on April 19, 2012, 11:16 pm
wow... good job..

alright, well i can see it's time to go. shipping my last ones i feel like filling and cancelling the rest. enjoy all.. remember to blame this douche who kept saying don't worry about it, it's cool, i understand.. oh yeah, since we're spilling secrets after i decided to jokingly saying what would you do if you actually found me? not alot i bet.. mr interpoll haxoor..lol

i do owe him .7 now to be perfectly honest, and if anyone knows me it meant he was getting alot more.

oh, and he thinks the usps website gives you addresses from tracking numbers.. retard.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on April 19, 2012, 11:32 pm
wow... good job..

alright, well i can see it's time to go. shipping my last ones i feel like filling and cancelling the rest. enjoy all.. remember to blame this douche who kept saying don't worry about it, it's cool, i understand.. oh yeah, since we're spilling secrets after i decided to jokingly saying what would you do if you actually found me? not alot i bet.. mr interpoll haxoor..lol

i do owe him .7 now to be perfectly honest, and if anyone knows me it meant he was getting alot more.

oh, and he thinks the usps website gives you addresses from tracking numbers.. retard.

it's amazing that you can put this on me... it just goes to show you how f*ed up in the head you are. dude, you have been stringing me on for over TWO MONTHS now about my order. how am i the douche? really man, you're nuts...

also silly man i never had any intention to find you, my goal was to discredit you and ruin your reputation and try to put you out of business because you are a LIAR AND THIEF that stole from me. mission complete? this will leave room for other more honest vendors to come here.

btw i don't believe he actually sent me anything but he is still saying that my complete order has not been filled. wtf. whatever man i am through with you and your lies.

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on April 19, 2012, 11:45 pm
you cunning runts sure know how to ruin a good thing...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: hillybilly2 on April 20, 2012, 01:03 am
WTF people have gone mad. Really, the attacks and everything. It is frustrating when you have an issue on here that I completely understand. But you need to check yourself if the need for getting even is so strong over this? Out here if you are playing with more money then you can afford to loose or even do without for a bit, I say you better check your motivations and risk factors.  This is still riverboat old wild west gambling only sneaker.  Maybe no gun in your face but still risky.  Heisenburg has been a good vendor and I have had not one issue with him. There was a moment where some shit happened but that is life. Shit does happen. Get real cant we have some civility working this shit out? Don't go out of escrow or FE ..if you do try not to whine like a little bitch when it bites you in the ass.

Just saying

Hilly
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: bp on April 20, 2012, 01:15 am
I hope my tracking # doesn't smell like poop :P

I have had plenty of shipments that were tracked ("legitimate" shipments) that had only a notice of shipment in the tracking system for days before any activity showed up.
It never showed the originating address or my delivery address. I sure as hell wouldn't want a tricking # if that info was required and transmitted to anyone bringing it up.
I've had a couple that showed NO activity until after I had received my package. The one I have has had delivery confirmation paid for. I'm guessing it's good.
But I will tell if it's not.
I know one thing...SR does not care if anyone uses their site to do business out of escrow. They would call you a douche for doing so with anyone you didn't trust but SR fully believes in your right to be a douche as long as you don't get any on them.
I am the only one responsible for my decision to send Heisenberg coins directly, using the banking system so graciously set up and maintained by SR. I'm not going to make that a pain in their ass by trying to get them to accept responsibility if it turns out that H burns me in the end.
I'll simply bring the truth of my experience here and let the audience be the jury. I know that won't help me much if he only chooses to burn a few people here and there because the ones getting their shit will probably keep their mouths shut just to keep getting their shit. One of the things we have to just deal with to live free.

I sure hope if H sends you your stuff you will do the right thing and bring that info here. If he DOESN'T"T send mine I'll do the same.
We know he's a flake, we know he doesn't always tell the truth. We don't know he won't eventually make good....not yet.

And posting private info? Not cool. Even if it is in the SR PM system, which is relatively safe. At least he didn't do it here.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on April 20, 2012, 02:27 am
I hope my tracking # doesn't smell like poop :P

if by poop you mean vinegar and well.. nothing really, pretty odorless in small amounts.. then yeah.. happy high!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: fjones2 on April 20, 2012, 02:29 am
I obviously have few posts here but, Heisenburg treated me and my order (just last week) as professionally as I could have possibly expected or even hoped. And the quality of product was beautiful. My 2cents.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on April 20, 2012, 02:51 am
Heisenburg is more trustworthy than anybody else associated with SR imo. 

If you really are leaving don't forget about me, buddy...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: subtlety on April 20, 2012, 03:36 am
Heis, fuck these shitbird haters. I haven't ordered from you in a long time (bad timing with your listings v. my bitcoins) but I still have an old souvenir from a package of yours that makes me smile when I'm digging though the old box of random shit it's in (favorite tweaker pastime, right fellas?) Yours was the first meth I ever got off the road, back when we were a couple of newbs. Shit, I still remember what I had to cut through to find product in that first pack ;) 

Please stick around man, but if you don't PM me an email at least. None listed on your page, and if I ever had it I've probably wiped my drive since then (favorite computer nerd tweaker pastime, takes no time at all to reinstall an os when  you've got all fucking night, right fellas? Fellas!?)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on April 20, 2012, 05:22 am
favorite computer nerd tweaker pastime, takes no time at all to reinstall an os when  you've got all fucking night, right fellas? Fellas!?
Or maybe reimplement 'grep'... just what the world needed  :o (though next time it'll probably be sed)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dkmonk on April 20, 2012, 08:58 am
I am glad I got to try his product for the first time before this happened. Awesome gear!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: hillybilly2 on April 20, 2012, 09:56 am
I think the simple solution is for Heisenburg to go stealth and cheese all these little bitchs. I already have you fanned I am ready when you go quiet and only deal with trusted and civil buyers. I am sure you following is strong enough to support that.Cut the kids out of the game let em sit out here and whine to their hearts content.  No wonder it is happening all over the board

Hilly
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: andomin on April 20, 2012, 02:41 pm
I ordered from heisenburg on the 18th, I hope he still sends my shit out.  So hard to find good tar on SR.  It's a shame the good folks get run out.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: cacoethes on April 20, 2012, 03:13 pm
wow... good job..

alright, well i can see it's time to go. shipping my last ones i feel like filling and cancelling the rest. enjoy all.. remember to blame this douche who kept saying don't worry about it, it's cool, i understand.. oh yeah, since we're spilling secrets after i decided to jokingly saying what would you do if you actually found me? not alot i bet.. mr interpoll haxoor..lol

i do owe him .7 now to be perfectly honest, and if anyone knows me it meant he was getting alot more.

oh, and he thinks the usps website gives you addresses from tracking numbers.. retard.

it's amazing that you can put this on me... it just goes to show you how f*ed up in the head you are. dude, you have been stringing me on for over TWO MONTHS now about my order. how am i the douche? really man, you're nuts...

also silly man i never had any intention to find you, my goal was to discredit you and ruin your reputation and try to put you out of business because you are a LIAR AND THIEF that stole from me. mission complete? this will leave room for other more honest vendors to come here.

btw i don't believe he actually sent me anything but he is still saying that my complete order has not been filled. wtf. whatever man i am through with you and your lies.

Let it go and quit acting like a raving lunatic.  I'm sick of reading about it, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.  Get over yourself, and PLEASE MOVE ON.   There are two sides to every story, and the truth usually lies somewhere in the middle, but I'm beginning to doubt every word you type.  Your trashing a reputable vendor who has a lot more cred around here than you do, and there aren't a shit ton of people having the same experience you are, so...

A simple "he fucked me -  avoid" and a brief description would have been sufficient, but you just won't let it fucking go...

You're the only one bitching, and you're cunting up two threads with page after page of the same goddamned shit.  I'd love to hear Heisenburg's side of things...  He probably tried to make you happy, realized he couldn't, and then just wanted you to go the fuck away.

Grow up, stop acting like a goddamned crybaby, and please, for the love of god, stay the hell away from meth.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: bp on April 20, 2012, 04:49 pm
I think the simple solution is for Heisenburg to go stealth and cheese all these little bitchs. I already have you fanned I am ready when you go quiet and only deal with trusted and civil buyers. I am sure you following is strong enough to support that.Cut the kids out of the game let em sit out here and whine to their hearts content.  No wonder it is happening all over the board

Hilly
Look buddy, or billy or whatever........I have no problem believing workforit's claims, I have had the same problem.
His problem is not knowing how tracking works and not waiting a little longer.....mine is showing movement. I believe it's legit.
Did it take H WAY too long to make it right? Damn right it did!....but he did it in the end....it seems.
I'll be back with actual results when I have the poop,....er goods, in my hand.


I can also understand that some people have been getting much better service and don't want those who haven't blowing for them.They would feel different if THEY were the (un)lucky ones who got to be the re-financiers of H's operation, saving it from the ashes (your welcome....again) instead of the recipient customers of that refinancing.
Maybe someday it will happen to you. I trust you will just keep your mouths shut so other can keep getting THEIR shit right?

I've said it before here and with other vendors who have, shall we say, timeliness issues, I can live with that and forgive.
I won't forget because if I need it NOW I should know who NOT to expect speedy service from.
But I can and do forgive.


I suggest workforit keeps an eye on that tracking # for a couple of days. He's probably in for a pleasant surprise.
And then come back here and tell everyone about it.

H....don't go.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: hillybilly2 on April 20, 2012, 11:51 pm
OK BP lets dance. 

First off I dont have a dog in this fight. I just simply think it is better no be more civil and not as some one but it so nicely ..air your dirty laundry in public. I would pull the quote but hey im lazy. Look at my message history i am no angel but simply ask for calm. Also there have been issues with this vendor in the past...do what you think is right and feel to point out an injustice and maybe coming here is the only way you get action. 

But the harping and moaning like a little bitch now that is enough to make any hillbilly reach for his shotgun to put the poor bastard out of his misery. 

Come on Old Yeller sorry you got the meths...pow

Bye the way its a good day and a Friday so while I like you have no shards I am still a happy man

Peace

Hilly
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: DoctorRockso on April 21, 2012, 12:22 am
Porlly gonna get hated on for posting this. But heis did already admit to owing the guy .7 of a gram. So no matter how great the vendor is or whatever the fact of the matter is he took dudes money and has yet to give him what he is due. Even if heis was my best fucking friend I would call that fucked up...

How can anyone defend that? Yah dude may have went a bit overboard on how he handled the situation but, id be pretty pissed if someone took my money as payment for shit and never held up their end of things.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: farmerjon on April 21, 2012, 01:23 am

I came  so close to ordering from this guy... Like merch in the cart, kinda close. But yeah, just based on reviews I wouldn't do it, or  at least never do and early finalize. It freaks me  out, because I would like nothing more than to find a couple vendors  that are sure things that I could consistently  bring business.... Until they up and steal from everyone? Bummer. Is SR doing anything?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: hillybilly2 on April 21, 2012, 03:16 am
lol ok so he owes the guy 0.7 of a gram.  it sucks when you dont get what you pay for. I did see the professor give such a nice explanation about how hard to keep track of FE and out of escrow. I would rather my vendor did not keep my info on a thumbdrive or spreadsheet or other hand written notebook maybe while the whole thing plays out.  Since i am not on that side of the screen I dont think of those issues.

running a great vendor show under this pressure is tough on a lot of people from my observation in many of these threads.  Do your thing but really how long have you been in the game when such a pittance is so heart breaking.  If only i lost just 0.7g of shit over the years. just trying to keep it light and philosophical so feel free to bash on my old school hillbilly hippie theme
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: DoctorRockso on April 21, 2012, 05:41 am
I understand that after years in the game I've been got by people I thought were my friends for more than that. But that doesn't make it right, quarter gram half gram ten grams, getting took always sucks. And for me I've always held a grudge against those who would take advantage like this. Its rough when you place ur trust in someone to just get burned.

And I feel bad for anyone who gets burned no matter how much its for, and it surprises me that others who have gotten burned before don't feel the same sympathy as I do.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dkmonk on April 21, 2012, 05:52 am
I agree that getting shorted sucks, but if it was an honest mistake and you made a fool of yourself and acted like a disrespectful ass hat to the guy who owes you something then that is almost asking to not ever see the amount you were shorted.

Being nice and sincere goes a long way especially when you don't know what the dealer went through or maybe just plain overlooked. Mistakes happen try to find out what went wrong and move on.

I was owed 155 dollars for 2-3 weeks from one vendor and just kept in touch to see what the developments were and every week or so I would get 8 bitcoins here and there and tried to be understanding, because I wanted my BTC's and saw he was trying to make it right. I bet if I was a jerkoff I probably wouldn't of gotten them as quick or at all.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: tweedledumb on April 21, 2012, 06:21 am
I am encouraged by the number of rational, reasonable posts in this thread (go look at the train wreck that VMM's thread has become).

Personal attacks, name calling, and in-fighting is so useless. What do I need to know? How long did it take to receive your order. If you haven't received your order, how long has it been since the order was placed. Did you FE, transact out of band, or use SR's escrow. Finally, what is the quality of the product.

Given that info, most people can make a reasonable decision on their own, without someone telling them that a vendor is a thief or an angel.

(bee tee dubs-- this is off-topic, but I got my order from VMM today,FINALLY. It was .28 overweight and the gear is SLAMMIN'!!!!)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on April 21, 2012, 03:17 pm
Porlly gonna get hated on for posting this. But heis did already admit to owing the guy .7 of a gram. So no matter how great the vendor is or whatever the fact of the matter is he took dudes money and has yet to give him what he is due. Even if heis was my best fucking friend I would call that fucked up...

How can anyone defend that? Yah dude may have went a bit overboard on how he handled the situation but, id be pretty pissed if someone took my money as payment for shit and never held up their end of things.

Thank your for noticing that. Even after all this shit and him coming onto the boards to defend himself he is still not paying me back what he owes me. In fact i got a pm him from him yesterday saying that he believes i am no longer owed that. In his sick twisted little tweaker mind he still believe he has been nothing but the perfect gentleman in all of this.

Let me just repeat that heisenburg is a fucking LIAR and A THIEF that has still not payed me back. I am glad he is leaving, we don't need dishonest drug addicted dealers like him around anyway...

also i posted a long explanation about why i went on a posting rampage in the meth thread. i don't want to cross post anymore because i got what i wanted.

Good RIDDANCE h, you liar .. I am looking forward to your leaving and plan on posting the last message in your thread reminding everyone that you were nothing but a liar and thief ...

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on April 21, 2012, 03:44 pm
I agree that getting shorted sucks, but if it was an honest mistake and you made a fool of yourself and acted like a disrespectful ass hat to the guy who owes you something then that is almost asking to not ever see the amount you were shorted.

Being nice and sincere goes a long way especially when you don't know what the dealer went through or maybe just plain overlooked. Mistakes happen try to find out what went wrong and move on.

I was owed 155 dollars for 2-3 weeks from one vendor and just kept in touch to see what the developments were and every week or so I would get 8 bitcoins here and there and tried to be understanding, because I wanted my BTC's and saw he was trying to make it right. I bet if I was a jerkoff I probably wouldn't of gotten them as quick or at all.


Listen you fool, i have also waited more than a month for some orders but the vendor kept in touch with me and made sure i got my shit before anyone else. Not only did h not get me my stuff on the agreed extension day he lied more then TEN TIMES saying it went out. Now maybe i am not as "patient" as you but at a certain point one has to realize he is being dicked around .... Really oh wise one, when would you have cut your loses after 20 times? I wish i could post all the lies he's been telling me these past two months and like someone else in this thread posted (thanks BP ) i would like to remind everyone that he took money from me KNOWING full well he would use it to pay back others. ( aka as a PONZI scheme ) Yes you guys were lucky enough to not be the one used for financing but i thought i knew him fairly well from our other dealings.

Also i was always very polite and cordial with him when i pm'd him. We chatted almost everyday and i learned a lot about the guy and it was always pleasant. I only got this way when he missed getting my package out on the extension day we agreed on. I then jokingly told him that he's not gonna like my other side - and that even though we joked for the most part i had reached my limit with his lies and him making me look like a fucking douche. The guy is a pathological liar, he can't help it. I know a lot about this guy at this point ... Well the rest is history. I got what i wanted from him and even though he still owes me .7 grams PLUS the HUGE amount of extra product he promised me for taking so long I feel relieved and satisfied with what i have done here.

also for all those who say .7 grams ( really  more like 1.5 to 2 grams he owes me ) i would like you to put your money where your mouth is and send me .7 grams of meth. Yeah that's what i thought, all talk ....

finally, i want to say thanks for those that understand why i did what i did and defended me. i was and am still surprised how many of you still think H is a stand up guy. i have a theory though and it's quite simple. most humans are inconsiderate and selfish - most people don't have the ability to fully understand what someone else is going through because they only have room/time to consider themselves. Yes even you selfish idiots are safe from the thief and liar h now because I did something about it.... get a clue fools.

EDIT i am modifying this post to add cacoethes as a list of recipients specifically because i missed his post and want to include him on this reply because of how truly unintelligent he made himself out to be. amazingly he made dumber claims than dkmonk but i will not address them. i will only say that if you think it's ok for a dealer to rip someone off than you're an idiot. you're not worth my time for a response. i will say again i am not a tweaker and haven't done drugs for over a month. i am a successful mother fucker who retired at the age of 30. stop projecting you tweaker who probably still lives at home with your parents.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dkmonk on April 21, 2012, 04:08 pm
Take a xanax or some deep breaths man. You are full of hostility.

I hope your next order from whomever goes smooth.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on April 21, 2012, 04:39 pm
Take a xanax or some deep breaths man. You are full of hostility.

I hope your next order from whomever goes smooth.

I am just dissapointed by how many people don't fully grasp what happened here and how this will be better for them and the community in the long run.... i guess it should not have come as a surprise that most people only care for themselves and that things are going a ok for them only. i want to thank those folks especially for helping me feel part of this great buyer community that looks out for one another. great work.

Hostile? far from it.. in fact why don't you ask h how hostile i was with him about this sitution up until a few days ago. Also since you didn't read my last message i will repeat that i am not a druggie and don't need drugs to 'calm me down'.... i suggest you meditate or maybe read and reread my post until you finally realize i helped you and everyone else who has been bitching.

i am done with this thread, i am done with this dealer, and i wish all of you that understand  what i did the best.


oh wait... one last thing to say.....lol


Heisenburg is a THIEF and LIAR that stole my money.  Good riddance crook.  You lose.

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: electriccrazyman on April 21, 2012, 04:58 pm
Other than one flawless transaction I did with Heis quite a while back I have no stake in this at all.

I have seen this pattern repeated multiple times. Whether Keasy or ItalianPilot or others, there is a class of sellers that develop a good reputation then, either by bad luck or bad intent, find themselves robbing Peter to pay Paul in a classic Ponzi scheme. They start with requests to finalize early (actually Keasy created "trusted H loans" as an offering - none were ever repaid). These requests tend to catch noobs, who have no choice about finalizing early, and some people (me in one case) that came to trust the vendor over time. But once this pattern starts I have not seen a vendor recover. It's always been just a matter of how long the drama takes to play itself out.

I truly hope VMM will break this pattern. But there is no reason to get shrill. It doesn't help anything. Just state the facts and help everyone understand the situation.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: veramind on April 21, 2012, 07:58 pm
I am not saying that what happened to workforit is by any means acceptable, but I am here to report my out of escrow transaction with Heisenburg.

Around two months ago, after having made a couple of SR purchases from Heisenburg and conversing with him, he asked to borrow 600 dollars to get his shit back together and fill orders. The deal was, in exchange for the money and the trust, he would repay with 5 g's. Five grams of the best tar I've ever had for 600 bucks seemed worth the risk. I had no reason not to trust him with a badass rating and previous experience. And honestly I liked his personality, thought he seemed legit.

Well he didn't send 5 g's. He sent one. I was very disappointed but I kept in touch (as did workforit). He has been struggling to fill orders from certain circumstances in his life currently. As he could afford to, he would send overweight g's or g's and a half. Today I received the last gram he owed. In total, with each over-weighing to make up for wait, I've received around 6 1/2 g's of the best tar I have ever had (I've tried most to come across SR) for 600 dollars. In the same amount of time workforit waited, I have come out far ahead of listing price. Why? Because I was patient and understanding and I gave H a chance. He has repaid handsomely with a subscription to his holy product. In the mean time I believe he has faithfully filled all of his in escrow orders.

So, all in all, I am high as shit and feel amazing and you are bitching. 
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: cacoethes on April 21, 2012, 08:53 pm
I agree that getting shorted sucks, but if it was an honest mistake and you made a fool of yourself and acted like a disrespectful ass hat to the guy who owes you something then that is almost asking to not ever see the amount you were shorted.

Being nice and sincere goes a long way especially when you don't know what the dealer went through or maybe just plain overlooked. Mistakes happen try to find out what went wrong and move on.

I was owed 155 dollars for 2-3 weeks from one vendor and just kept in touch to see what the developments were and every week or so I would get 8 bitcoins here and there and tried to be understanding, because I wanted my BTC's and saw he was trying to make it right. I bet if I was a jerkoff I probably wouldn't of gotten them as quick or at all.


Listen you fool, i have also waited more than a month for some orders but the vendor kept in touch with me and made sure i got my shit before anyone else. Not only did h not get me my stuff on the agreed extension day he lied more then TEN TIMES saying it went out. Now maybe i am not as "patient" as you but at a certain point one has to realize he is being dicked around .... Really oh wise one, when would you have cut your loses after 20 times? I wish i could post all the lies he's been telling me these past two months and like someone else in this thread posted (thanks BP ) i would like to remind everyone that he took money from me KNOWING full well he would use it to pay back others. ( aka as a PONZI scheme ) Yes you guys were lucky enough to not be the one used for financing but i thought i knew him fairly well from our other dealings.

Also i was always very polite and cordial with him when i pm'd him. We chatted almost everyday and i learned a lot about the guy and it was always pleasant. I only got this way when he missed getting my package out on the extension day we agreed on. I then jokingly told him that he's not gonna like my other side - and that even though we joked for the most part i had reached my limit with his lies and him making me look like a fucking douche. The guy is a pathological liar, he can't help it. I know a lot about this guy at this point ... Well the rest is history. I got what i wanted from him and even though he still owes me .7 grams PLUS the HUGE amount of extra product he promised me for taking so long I feel relieved and satisfied with what i have done here.

also for all those who say .7 grams ( really  more like 1.5 to 2 grams he owes me ) i would like you to put your money where your mouth is and send me .7 grams of meth. Yeah that's what i thought, all talk ....

finally, i want to say thanks for those that understand why i did what i did and defended me. i was and am still surprised how many of you still think H is a stand up guy. i have a theory though and it's quite simple. most humans are inconsiderate and selfish - most people don't have the ability to fully understand what someone else is going through because they only have room/time to consider themselves. Yes even you selfish idiots are safe from the thief and liar h now because I did something about it.... get a clue fools.

EDIT i am modifying this post to add cacoethes as a list of recipients specifically because i missed his post and want to include him on this reply because of how truly unintelligent he made himself out to be. amazingly he made dumber claims than dkmonk but i will not address them. i will only say that if you think it's ok for a dealer to rip someone off than you're an idiot. you're not worth my time for a response. i will say again i am not a tweaker and haven't done drugs for over a month. i am a successful mother fucker who retired at the age of 30. stop projecting you tweaker who probably still lives at home with your parents.

I merely pointed out that you're acting like a raving lunatic, and now not only to Heisenburg, but to anyone else who happens to disagree with you.  I'm really, really happy that you haven't done drugs in over a month...  If you had, I'm sure your reaction would have been FAR more severe.  Still, I think xanax might be a better choice for you than meth.

I never attacked YOU, workforit69, only the way you're acting by cunting up this and another thread.  I haven't even given you any negative karma- I just got tired of your over-inflated sense of self-importance and wanted you to shut the fuck up and quit beating a dead horse.

And since you're a successful mofo retired at 30, you ought not to be so upset over losing a seven tenths of a gram.  I'm sorry for your loss- it sucks.  He probably screwed me, too.  Sigh.  My dad's going to kick my ass when he finds out I asked mom for more money.

For the record, I think Heisenburg imploded.  Most vendors will, at some point, just like they do in "real life".  Or because of something they do in real life.  Workforit69, you'll take great pleasure in the fact that he got my money, too... but please note that my reaction is not at all similar to yours.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: bp on April 22, 2012, 12:21 am
OK BP lets dance. 

First off I dont have a dog in this fight. I just simply think it is better no be more civil and not as some one but it so nicely ..air your dirty laundry in public. I would pull the quote but hey im lazy. Look at my message history i am no angel but simply ask for calm. Also there have been issues with this vendor in the past...do what you think is right and feel to point out an injustice and maybe coming here is the only way you get action. 

But the harping and moaning like a little bitch now that is enough to make any hillbilly reach for his shotgun to put the poor bastard out of his misery. 

Come on Old Yeller sorry you got the meths...pow

Bye the way its a good day and a Friday so while I like you have no shards I am still a happy man

Peace

Hilly

Dancing....

Actually, I'm sorry, I dissed you name. Not cool. Won't do it again.
I believe in a world without government. The only way such a world can work is by reputation keeping behavior in check
That means that even if someone does 95% of people right even those 95% might want to know what happened to the 5
%. It could be them next.

That was my main point. That if the 95% are more worried about losing their CURRENT good thing than allowing the airing of ALL grievances they are doing society a bad for their own greed. This is a much bigger concept than just the Heisenberg thing. That's why I brought it up.
I also brought up that to air these grievances in the most childlike way possible, as we have seen here, does THAT important function of society a disservice by making people who should be at least a little concerned about knowing the WHOLE truth to irritated to care.

It's funny, I was defending VMM in his thread for the same reasons most people are defending  H here and I was told I was sucking balls for shards LOL. You can't win when all you want is the truth to be known LOL.

I apologize for being rude to you.

And BTW....I have shards. And tar. H cane through, just like I tried to tell the other guy he would. I would check that tracking # if I were him.
Just like I thought he would but wasn't going to say so until it actually happened.

I'm late for an appointment...more on this later.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: hillybilly2 on April 22, 2012, 03:24 am
Your all good BP and glad to hear the man Heisenburg came thru. i knew he would.  Just felt sassy since you called my name lol and had a good buzz so felt the need to play.  Shit these internet handle dont mean shit anyways certainly nothing to take offense over.  Glad to see you have a sense of humor.

Peace

Hilly
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on April 22, 2012, 05:30 am
I merely pointed out that you're acting like a raving lunatic, and now not only to Heisenburg, but to anyone else who happens to disagree with you.  I'm really, really happy that you haven't done drugs in over a month...  If you had, I'm sure your reaction would have been FAR more severe.  Still, I think xanax might be a better choice for you than meth.

I never attacked YOU, workforit69, only the way you're acting by cunting up this and another thread.  I haven't even given you any negative karma- I just got tired of your over-inflated sense of self-importance and wanted you to shut the fuck up and quit beating a dead horse.

And since you're a successful mofo retired at 30, you ought not to be so upset over losing a seven tenths of a gram.  I'm sorry for your loss- it sucks.  He probably screwed me, too.  Sigh.  My dad's going to kick my ass when he finds out I asked mom for more money.

For the record, I think Heisenburg imploded.  Most vendors will, at some point, just like they do in "real life".  Or because of something they do in real life.  Workforit69, you'll take great pleasure in the fact that he got my money, too... but please note that my reaction is not at all similar to yours.

I won't cross post anymore because i no longer need to but you can see my full explanation of why i had to go about it this way in the meth thread. I attacked you because you gave me advice about how i should have dealt with h but if you had actually read my posts you would have known that is how i originally tried to deal with him.

Also, like i said in another post it was never about the money but the principal. If more people were like me we would have gotten rid of h a long time ago and less people would have been taken by him ( yes that means you may have never lost your money to him). I wrote off the money last week as a lost cause but i was brought up to never let people get over on me so I did what I thought would even things up -  getting rid of heisenburg.

I really suggest you change your thoughts on being screwed by others as just a part of life and that you do everything and anything in your power to get justice. Just think if we all did that there would be a lot less unsavory people around :) So no i am not pleased if you lost anything to him and i hope in the future you will take charge and do something when taken advantage of.

btw not to sound like an ass ( again ? ) but i could give two shits about karma. reminds me of idiots that go out of their way to get it on reddit. if you ask anyone who is up to date on web trends you'll find that it is no longer being used by those in the know - and for good reason.

take care ... NOW i am off to do a shitload of DRUGS :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: bp on April 22, 2012, 07:09 am
I would rather have an imploding nice guy who cares enough to make good eventually and adds value to life in personality as well than a trigger happy sociopath who isn't happy until everyone who's made a mistake he can't or won't forgive is dead or ruined.


THAT seems like a much faster track to hell on Earth to me.
Don't get me wrong. I believe guns make for a polite society, but using destruction as a solution is almost always unnecessary.


How much did he send you?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on April 22, 2012, 08:40 am
ginger bread man
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on April 22, 2012, 09:04 am
ginger bread man
fuck yeah
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: tweedledumb on April 22, 2012, 09:15 am
as I've posted before: you can't build your own house by tearing down someone else's.

Post your experiences, and people can judge for themselves, no need for judgemental name-calling.

(gawd I hope that made sense, I'm pretty high right now-- still have a bit from VMM that I received Friday.)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: bp on April 22, 2012, 10:38 am
ginger bread man
Not sure what to make of that.......not expecting him back to report your making good?
as I've posted before: you can't build your own house by tearing down someone else's.

Post your experiences, and people can judge for themselves, no need for judgemental name-calling.

(gawd I hope that made sense, I'm pretty high right now-- still have a bit from VMM that I received Friday.)
I  know what to make of that. Word brother.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: cacoethes on April 22, 2012, 05:14 pm
For what it's worth, Heisenburg pm'd me to say that, while my package did not get shipped when I thought it did, it had indeed been shipped and was in the hands of the usps.  I didn't ask for, nor did Heisenburg volunteer a tracking number.

This was Thursday.  I'll know by the end of next week if this will have a happy ending, and I will withhold further comment until then.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on April 22, 2012, 06:04 pm
i keep coming back to HOPEFULLY see that he will be coming back!

Treated me QUITE well. ~ no communication ~ 3 day processing ~ wickedly fast shipping ~ OVERWEIGHT and AMAZINGLY strong, clean meth. I guess some will just think back fondly of the dealer named..... Hiesenbug....
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on April 23, 2012, 11:21 am
I would rather have an imploding nice guy who cares enough to make good eventually and adds value to life in personality as well than a trigger happy sociopath who isn't happy until everyone who's made a mistake he can't or won't forgive is dead or ruined.


THAT seems like a much faster track to hell on Earth to me.
Don't get me wrong. I believe guns make for a polite society, but using destruction as a solution is almost always unnecessary.


How much did he send you?


Yeah but really how am i supposed to know he will make good eventually when he keeps making up lies. In all of this I only asked one thing of him - please be truthful from now on - i can handle it and will feel much better about this transaction.

Come on how was i really gonna destroy him. All i wanted is for him to get suspended and for others to be careful when dealing with him.  I also think it's misplaced to assume at the end of this everyone would come out ok. You don't know him well enough to back up that claim you are making and i think it does everyone who believes you a disservice. Also it's pretty same to assume the guy running the ponzi is the sociopath.

Say for example you knew bernie madoff was running a ponzi, do you not do everything in your power to stop him and help countless others in the process? It's clear beyond a doubt that H does not know what he is doing and will implode sooner or later. I think a responsible person that gets that info will inform others and try getting him to close shop.

Also I did not get his package.. Like i knew all along H game me a bogus tracking number ( wow i think he desserves another chance, don't you ? LOL!!! ) It is now showing my package was delivered to person in a state that is on the other side of the country. Great work H now everyone can see for themselves your lies right here in the open....

If he had sent it though he already said it's gonna be .7grams short ( of course he didn't mention that it would be more because he promised i would get a nice surprise for being patient and it taking so long ) . So him and i are still not square - not by a long shot even if this package arrives.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: cacoethes on April 23, 2012, 05:24 pm
I would like to make a public apology to Heisenburg for ever expressing doubt.  His package arrived today, and it was as solid, secure, and amazing as any I've ever ordered from him in the past.

It also appears that he doubled up on the quantity I ordered.

Quality of the crystal is as good as any I've ever done, and is what I've come to expect from Heisenburg.  Can't stand to snort or smoke, so I always IV, and the results are always immediately evident.  Wobbly eyes, ringing ears, ever so slight "solvent flash", and then zoom zoom euphoria.

I'd also like to add that I finalized early before Hesienburg requested it on his vendors page- I did it because I've had nothing but stellar experiences with him.  Except for a light delay, which he was up front about from the beginning, this experience has been no different.  Furthermore, he never failed to respond to my questions, and voluntarily provided a DCN number (which I never check, but is still nice to have).

I hope you accept my apology for doubting you, Heisenburg.  I've recently had another solid vendor implode after I finalized early, and I'm sure the experience bled over, causing me to doubt you, too...  Without cause.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on April 23, 2012, 06:19 pm
out in the open huh? so i should put dcn here for all to see?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on April 23, 2012, 07:27 pm
I could use a valid dcn... If I can't track my own packages, maybe tracking someone else's would be almost as good.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on April 23, 2012, 09:40 pm
yeah well doesn't look like i'm out of business does it? just the previously mentioned interruption.

you think running around making yourself look stupid and saying things like i retired at 30, i get coke for $25 that's pure and all that other drivel really passes on here as reality?

you think i've been here for months to just scam you? nice ego
you think i'm bouncing over you? i'm not bouncing, you really thought you had that kind of power over anyone? i almost feel bad for you

i told you to apologize and you won't.. i don't see why i should lift a finger until you do, you spewed insults and lies in my review thread and the meth thread.

for everyone else i quit doing meth now that ive paid everyone except dinkus over here, sorry if i spooked you by pushing this guy in an earlier post and you thought i was leaving. this is why i leave my posts where they are.. while this guy has more edits than brain cells.

considering the state of the market i couldn't let myself continue to not be at the level i should be operating at. so i fixed it. letting it deteriorate more would be a serious disservice to everyone and mean i wasn't fulfilling my obligations to dpr either.

hope that clears the air for people a bit.

workforit, you really think i'm not 20 steps ahead of you no matter how high i was? you aren't that clever

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on April 23, 2012, 10:03 pm
You had me at 'ginger bread man'...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on April 23, 2012, 11:50 pm
yeah well doesn't look like i'm out of business does it? just the previously mentioned interruption.

you think running around making yourself look stupid and saying things like i retired at 30, i get coke for $25 that's pure and all that other drivel really passes on here as reality?

you think i've been here for months to just scam you? nice ego
you think i'm bouncing over you? i'm not bouncing, you really thought you had that kind of power over anyone? i almost feel bad for you

i told you to apologize and you won't.. i don't see why i should lift a finger until you do, you spewed insults and lies in my review thread and the meth thread.

for everyone else i quit doing meth now that ive paid everyone except dinkus over here, sorry if i spooked you by pushing this guy in an earlier post and you thought i was leaving. this is why i leave my posts where they are.. while this guy has more edits than brain cells.

considering the state of the market i couldn't let myself continue to not be at the level i should be operating at. so i fixed it. letting it deteriorate more would be a serious disservice to everyone and mean i wasn't fulfilling my obligations to dpr either.

hope that clears the air for people a bit.

workforit, you really think i'm not 20 steps ahead of you no matter how high i was? you aren't that clever



h you should have gone out of business before you started stealing from unsuspecting trusting buyers like myself if you had any real integrity. the fact that you still do not realize that is both sad and troubling.

also to your point, do you honestly believe that you didn't scam me by taking my money to pay back other people with it? really? So you're telling me if you went to your dealer one day to get your product it would be ok if he took your money for more than two months and gave you nothing for it?

i regret nothing i wrote about you and yes i was wrong because i thought u were a person that took pride in his image and reputation. the  fact that you have no shame about what you did to me is beyond baffling. any person that was capable of feeling shame would have walked away with his head between his legs after what you did. so yeah i guess you got me there - i made the wrong assumption about you being a human that felt shame. you win and should be very proud.

finally, and this tops the cake, you think i should apologize to you? really? like i said everything i wrote about you i stand by 100%.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on April 24, 2012, 03:12 am
yur coming back! Its like Christmas all over again!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on April 24, 2012, 07:47 am
polar bears' toe nails
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: party2nite on April 24, 2012, 08:07 am
my first time trying heisenburgs...yum yum..nom nom nom.  I think this is probably the best stuff Ive ever tried and if not I was too twacked out to remember.  good stuff...now I need to fill my belly with benzos so I can get some shut eye and wake up and do it all over again.....such a vicious cycle! such is life!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on April 24, 2012, 12:12 pm
a shard that large.... just not that dark...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on April 24, 2012, 12:21 pm
polar bears' toe nails

exactly like i thought - you have no comeback to what i wrote because it's the truth. in the end that is all that matters. you were willing to risk the money of unsuspecting buyers to save your ass from bad business decisions and your meth binges. what would you have done if things went wrong with that money? everyone can answer that now for you because it's something you already have no qualms about doing. then into the rabbit hole you go leaving everyone high and dry. it's only a matter of time - u just got lucky things worked out this time.

also i would like to point out again your a thief and a liar. we're headed to almost 2 1/2 months now and you have still not given me what i am owed. yes that includes the interest on the loan i never agreed to give you.




Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on April 24, 2012, 05:45 pm
w4it, you need you decoder ring checked
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on April 25, 2012, 11:48 pm
You're suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld, doctor.

That green-blooded son of a bitch! It's his revenge for all the arguments he lost.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on April 25, 2012, 11:53 pm
Prepare for warp speed stand by transwarp drive!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on April 26, 2012, 01:50 am
engage fully when ready.....
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on April 26, 2012, 02:07 am
engage fully when ready.....
I can't decide if that being a Star Trek reference makes it more gay or less gay.... either way, I've made a mental note to myself never to say it aloud.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on April 26, 2012, 12:51 pm
LOL.... I thought that the MOMENT i wrote that..
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: cheesepuffs on April 26, 2012, 04:30 pm
Prepare for warp speed stand by transwarp drive!

Does this include my package as well? Please respond to my PM at your earliest convenience.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on April 27, 2012, 08:52 am
ordinance in position for orbital bombardment
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: methadoneman on April 27, 2012, 09:56 am
Nice to see there is still a vendor selling Tar.  I find i get higher on tar than regular Heroin 4 because i take so much methadone.    Just want to say Thanks Mr.Heisenberg.  I hope my package goes out today.   
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on April 27, 2012, 01:36 pm
exterminatus initiated. purge the xenos
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: jh0000n on April 27, 2012, 02:17 pm
Hey heisenburg you think youll ever ship to Canada? We wouldnt mind some tar to hold our igloos together
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: sickgirl on April 27, 2012, 03:40 pm
Heisenburg, your shards were phenominal...if your tar is on the same level, you will make me a very happy girl. Placing my order tomorrow...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: methadoneman on April 27, 2012, 05:28 pm
exterminatus initiated. purge the xenos



hERITIC
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: ecopaktm on April 27, 2012, 06:18 pm
Heisenberg -

Hey man, are you going to put up any meth listings again? I am sure that this has been addressed in the past, but I haven't seen the issue posted about through my reading.

Thanks,
Eco
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: e879281 on April 30, 2012, 08:28 pm
I ordered a .5 of H from Heisenburg on April 26th... he msg me on Friday the 27th saying he would be shipping it out immediately... its now 4/30 and it is not yet marked as "In Transit" ... a little worried... has anyone else had any dealings with him recently? My messages to him have not been read (they are still bold in my outbasket)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: e879281 on May 04, 2012, 06:55 pm
Wanted to post a follow-up to this... Heisenburg finally got back to me and shipped out the product. A few days later (today) it came... great packaging, GREAT product. It is Tar Heroin, but VERY high quality, solid pieces of obsidian-like chunks. Very good shit, reminds me of when I used to live in California and if you had a good mexican hookup you could get this kind of product, that hadn't been stepped on a bunch of times before it gets to the lower level dealers.

Thanks Heisenburg!


I ordered a .5 of H from Heisenburg on April 26th... he msg me on Friday the 27th saying he would be shipping it out immediately... its now 4/30 and it is not yet marked as "In Transit" ... a little worried... has anyone else had any dealings with him recently? My messages to him have not been read (they are still bold in my outbasket)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on May 05, 2012, 05:13 pm
Just fyi, Heisenburg still (again?) has the best meth on SR.  Yum.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on May 05, 2012, 06:18 pm
Just fyi, Heisenburg still (again?) has the best meth on SR.  Yum.

yeah i don't about that anymore. tried a few other dealers and their stuff was just as good.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on May 05, 2012, 06:48 pm

so h after numerous times i tried to get you to answer the same questions asked in a few different ways about your business and about how you dealt with my transaction on this thread but all you have managed to do is hurl personal attacks at me which you may or may not know doesn't help your case one bit. your obviously smart enough to know that if you were to answer any of my real concerns/questions that it would make you look bad/inept. i already know your answers to my questions from our pm's on sr but i wanted others to understand they should be careful when dealing with you.

unfortunately the more i learned about how you ran your "business" the quicker the h magic vanished. i think i've already done enough to warn others about you so that they won't have to go through what i did. it was by far the single worst drug deal in my life and i don't wish it on anyone.

now that i got that out of the way i guess it's time for me to start making regular postings here reminding you that you still owe me drugs. it's now almost been 3 months. the least you can do at this point is post a date on here on when I will be receiving the rest of my stuff.

DO NOT SEND ME A PM BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE ONE WORD THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. At least if you post it here there's a chance you might actually be telling the truth.

Here is the final thing i am going to say about our "deal" - at no point during this 3 month ordeal did you ever give me a sincere apology. not after i found out you stole my cash to prop up your business, not for taking nearly 3 months ( and counting ) to ship me my stuff...... not once man. I think that in itself says more about you and the type of person you are than anything else.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on May 05, 2012, 07:37 pm
what did you learn about my business? nothing. shoo fly.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on May 05, 2012, 08:25 pm
heisenburg.. he rules this road... Shipping times are perfect every time.. Massive beautiful clear shards... PACKAGING that would pass if anyone opened it. Processing time that is just perfect. So all in all.... hes perfect.. THANKS man. Its nice to be able to buy from u again. and again and again.

Now dont scare the crap out of me again and say u are done ;)

I got my order today!!!!! in case u couldn't tell.....
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: demarcko on May 05, 2012, 09:30 pm
This was my first order ever with Heisenburg and I decided to get some of his tar. Just... fucking beautiful. Absolutely. The packaging is undoubtedly of the highest caliber. The product is out of this world and the shipping time was spot on.Thanks again Heisenburg.  ;D
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: cacoethes on May 05, 2012, 09:45 pm
Just fyi, Heisenburg still (again?) has the best meth on SR.  Yum.

I'm a fan of Heisenburg's crystal and his bth.  I iv both, and what I've found is that both of his products compete with anything else on the Road in terms of potency, however, both are among the cleanest of any I've ever shot.  I feel like it makes a big difference when I'm putting it in my arm.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: ecopaktm on May 07, 2012, 04:15 am
GODDAMN IT! I want to try Heisenberg's meth, but the listings never show up on my end. Must be stealth, which fucking sucks.

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on May 07, 2012, 04:39 am
GODDAMN IT! I want to try Heisenberg's meth, but the listings never show up on my end. Must be stealth, which fucking sucks.

i surfaced for the tar folks for a bit. going back under soon.

shit sells out fast. listings for both going back up tomorrow night.

running into the too much in escrow again.

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on May 08, 2012, 04:59 am
soon
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: costello143 on May 08, 2012, 10:49 am
hi heisenburg...

do you do international with Escrow now ?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on May 08, 2012, 05:32 pm
Just fyi, Heisenburg still (again?) has the best meth on SR.  Yum.

yeah i don't about that anymore. tried a few other dealers and their stuff was just as good.

Yeah, we get it man: you're pissed at him.  Anybody who's ordered recently knows this destroys any credibility you had left though.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on May 09, 2012, 12:09 am
please sell some meth again Its just so damn good and your packaging shipping and service is second to none!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on May 09, 2012, 08:25 am
please sell some meth again

as you wish.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: nanuarnos on May 09, 2012, 06:59 pm
Hey Heisen,

I noticed the M listings went back up today.  Any idea on when the BTH listings will return?

Best of luck.  Much love and respect. 

N.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on May 09, 2012, 08:32 pm
YEAH! time to get some coins..
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: ecopaktm on May 09, 2012, 10:31 pm
GODDAMN IT! I want to try Heisenberg's meth, but the listings never show up on my end. Must be stealth, which fucking sucks.

i surfaced for the tar folks for a bit. going back under soon.

shit sells out fast. listings for both going back up tomorrow night.

running into the too much in escrow again.



Damn it... after I placed the last bit of my btc's in another order. Unfortunately, due to some serious medical issues with my wife, I won't be able to get any more btc on here for a few weeks. :(

Maybe next time...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on May 10, 2012, 04:55 pm
Unfortunately, due to some serious medical issues with my wife, I won't be able to get any more btc on here for a few weeks. :(

Pfft...  Get your fucking priorities straight, man.



(j/k, of course. hope your wife's ok.)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: ecopaktm on May 10, 2012, 08:06 pm
I know you said you were just joking - but a good indicator of my priorities is the fact that I am NOT putting btc on my account right now. ;)

I hope she will be ok too, it isn't a light matter what has happened. It'd be nice if the package I am expecting would fucking come already. Or if maybe VroomVroom would do like he said and make right what he owes me.

It's all pipe dreams, isn't it?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on May 10, 2012, 09:00 pm
eco pm me.

sorry about the sluggishness on the Bangin' Hooters.

going up NOW for tomorrow shipout (send bitcoin for express seperately and make sure you give me some time to ship. calm and orderly is the way to go)

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: ecopaktm on May 10, 2012, 09:18 pm
To quote you -

"as you wish." :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: hitch22 on May 11, 2012, 01:44 pm
Just wanted to give a big thanks to H for his awesome tar..this shit is some of the best we have received on SR and we have ordered from almost all the h vendors. H has restored our faith in this place again after all the bullshit that has gone on with our h vendors recently. Thanks Heisenburg for making this weekend Bangin 8)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: cacoethes on May 11, 2012, 09:14 pm
Heisenburg...  What can I say that hasn't already been said?

I just love this guy- he really is a class act  He's avoided the shit storm that has been the rumor mill these past couple of weeks, went into stealth mode, and has now emerged in business mode.

First he puts up some awesome deals on his Bangin' Hooters Heroin...  Less than $110 per half?  GTFO- best deal on opies on the Road right now!  And to beat it all, Heisenburg's tar is the finest example of of what truly GREAT BTH should be.  It's dark, glassy, dry, and somewhat brittle- not soft and sticky like so much of it going around.  Cooks up into a lovely, amber colored yet clear liquid.  It has a euphoria that will compete with ANY #4 powder.  And unlike a lot of tar, this BTH is not very acidic, so it's also much easier on the veins.

Quantity is always very generous, and this time was no exception.  My half weighed better than .6

Potency is a little harder for me to judge, since I have little tolerance anymore...  Much easier is to judge quality of high based on the ridiculously tiny amount that it takes to get me off, but I'd have to compare it to some of the better powders I've tried on the Road.

And finally, the packaging.  I wish I could describe it in detail, but suffice to say that the package could be opened and inspected, and in all likelihood, the goods would still make it to their intended destination...  It's just that good.  Those of you who've ordered from Heisenburg know what I'm talking about.  Not only that, but the packages are hefty and secure.  Stealthy.  Creative...  It's obvious that Heisenburg spends a great deal of time and effort on them- and they are a delight to behold, and tearing into them is better than any xmas gift I've ever opened, even as a child.

Transit time was only 4 days, coast to coast, by the way...

Conducting business with Heisenburg is always a pleasure-  I'd recommend him to anyone.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on May 11, 2012, 11:30 pm
Amen cacoethes.

I'm repeating myself yet again, but Heisenburg is by far the best vendor on SR.  Not to mention just being a genuinely good guy (from what I can tell from many hundreds of miles away, at least...)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: nanuarnos on May 12, 2012, 12:25 am
EDIT: Situation is being addressed via PM.

Heisen,

I had an order in my cart and am at 5 out of 6 confirmations on my BTC  I was about to order THE SECOND my BTC cleared and the listing went down!   If you could please check your SR PM's and get back to me.  I have been waiting 1 week to order from you and it the listing just vanished.  I hope you can assist me. 

Much love and respect.   

N.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on May 13, 2012, 10:24 am
what did you learn about my business? nothing. shoo fly.

great, i will start posting all the little tidbits 'i don't know' about your  business here on the forums ...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on May 13, 2012, 10:33 am
Just fyi, Heisenburg still (again?) has the best meth on SR.  Yum.

yeah i don't about that anymore. tried a few other dealers and their stuff was just as good.

Yeah, we get it man: you're pissed at him.  Anybody who's ordered recently knows this destroys any credibility you had left though.

lol this coming from the guy that bitched his way into my ignore list.

that review was meant for other buyers ... personally i have a huge thing against lying unlike that fucker heisenburg. i posted a more in depth review on the meth thread. i was surprised myself but that stuff i got from vroom put me on my ass.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on May 13, 2012, 11:45 am


3 MONTHS today ... wow where has the time gone... sure wish i had the drugs i ordered from 'the greatest meth dealer on sr' by now. Again he's out filling other orders on my dime but it's all good ... well as long as your not in my shoes.

I will post weekly updates here until i get my order and to make them a bit more fun and interesting i will throw in fun facts about heisenburg's business that i don't know. Till next week folks.

Stay tuned things are just about to get fun.

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on May 13, 2012, 11:59 am
Just fyi, Heisenburg still (again?) has the best meth on SR.  Yum.

yeah i don't about that anymore. tried a few other dealers and their stuff was just as good.

Yeah, we get it man: you're pissed at him.  Anybody who's ordered recently knows this destroys any credibility you had left though.

lol this coming from the guy that bitched his way into my ignore list.

that review was meant for other buyers ... personally i have a huge thing against lying unlike that fucker heisenburg. i posted a more in depth review on the meth thread. i was surprised myself but that stuff i got from vroom put me on my ass.

Um... I think your ignore list is broken.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: ksquizzle on May 15, 2012, 03:09 am
I am going to do a little dance when product goes from processing to " in transit" any second now its gonna happen. No way am I gonna cancel. 13 hrs to go.....This is my first order with Heisenberg, hope it goes well. 
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: PoisonedDestiny on May 15, 2012, 04:43 am
I am going to do a little dance when product goes from processing to " in transit" any second now its gonna happen. No way am I gonna cancel. 13 hrs to go.....This is my first order with Heisenberg, hope it goes well.

same here.  heard good things.  :) 

*destiny*
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on May 15, 2012, 04:32 pm
Anybody heard from heisenburg in the past couple days?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: ksquizzle on May 15, 2012, 04:52 pm
I dunno man that cancel button has popped up now, I really don't want to do it, I just need to know how much longer and then I can make a decision.  But if it is not going to happen I would rather know sooner rather than later.  Anyways hopefully it will be marked shipped today.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on May 15, 2012, 05:40 pm
patience is a virtue..... he always comes thru with flying colours..
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: ExtraSheets on May 16, 2012, 12:01 am
This is sort of confusing since he did say he would be mailing out the processing orders the day after his update.

Not to mention the most recent feedback that says it took a month to arrive.

But since we are talking about heisenburg here, I'll bet we're looking at a smooth ride ahead.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: cacoethes on May 16, 2012, 12:24 am
patience is a virtue..... he always comes thru with flying colours..

Yes he does.  I doubted him once and ended up giving him a very sincere public apology for thinking that he "imploded".  Now I wait patiently...

This is sort of confusing since he did say he would be mailing out the processing orders the day after his update.

Not to mention the most recent feedback that says it took a month to arrive.

Last tar I ordered got to me in about five days from the time I ordered it.  It was just this week...  I know the cancel button is tempting, especially if you've got all your available coin tied up in that one order.  If you have other coin available to spend elsewhere, I'd definitely wait...  If not, I might be tempted to cancel and check back later- he was last "seen" one day ago, so messaging him is unlikely to yield any additional info.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: greenwood on May 16, 2012, 01:32 pm
He was last seen today and put a g of tar up :D
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on May 16, 2012, 02:57 pm
im alive.. not high out of my mind or arrested. game on.

my sincere apologies.. you'll be happy to know inventory is pretty much identical minus a smidgen for the head.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: ExtraSheets on May 16, 2012, 03:57 pm
Glad I didn't cancel   ;D
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on May 16, 2012, 04:02 pm
God fucking dammit man. 
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on May 16, 2012, 04:05 pm
Read your fucking PMs.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: M n P Stuff on May 16, 2012, 06:46 pm

........................ >Or if maybe VroomVroom would do like he said and make right what he owes me. <

It's all pipe dreams, isn't it?

Oh no!!! - You too?  ???

Isn't it funny (not ha-ha funny!) how one member sez > ["Quote from: harpua25 on May 08, 2012, 05:32 AM  sez  '"i was surprised myself but that stuff i got from vroom put me on my ass."'] <  pardon me for interrupting the line of thought here in this thread, but may I inquire, when you say here '"....put me on my ass."',  are you inferring that vroom's stuff was 'good'  "...put me on my ass." stuff OR that it was "almost sent me to the ER" - killed you!  "...put me on my ass."  stuff - please? 

yet the stuff we got from the vroomster was not only the worst meth we have ever tried, but after waiting 2 months and  PM'ed thhhrrrrrrrrrisly, one promise after the other that he was  sending  a 'make up' gram as a 'good faith make up' for the poor quality of what he DID send (tardy no less!) originally - we tired of him and threw in da proverbial 'towel' and gave up on him! 

Just curious  ???

sigh  :(

BTW,   'HIGH!', first time for me to this thread and I must say 'you peeeplezzzzzzz  are da funniest peeeplezzzzzzz . I mean that!

Thourouly enjoyable banter! Thank you all for the smiles! 

Mom   :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: ExtraSheets on May 17, 2012, 06:33 pm
So... has anyone's order been marked shipped yet?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: blacknwhite on May 17, 2012, 08:14 pm
Mine has been marked shipped on thurs of last week but still no package or any response to my pms this is really starting to worry me...hope im just stressin out and being sick doesnt help at all :(   i stuck with a domestic vendor for the speeed but processesing for three days then in transit almost over a week wasnt the pace i was expecting lets say a prayer for tomorrow!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: gary42 on May 17, 2012, 09:36 pm
Yeah, mine has been marked shipped for the last 7 days as well.  I think he is just working through a backlog. I'm willing to be patient.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on May 17, 2012, 10:16 pm
Rock, Fire, Sky & Heisenburg the 4 basic elements of the universe..
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: greenwood on May 17, 2012, 11:15 pm
Yeah, mine has been marked shipped for the last 7 days as well.  I think he is just working through a backlog. I'm willing to be patient.

I'm in the same boat yeah
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: SaulGoodman on May 18, 2012, 12:05 am
You guys are ahead of me at least. My order has been stuck in processing for 7 days.
After soaking in every review I could find the common elements when dealing with H seem to be:
1. Killer Patience
2. Killer Packaging
3. Killer Product
Because of that, I just can't bring myself to hit the cancel button.
I really have no choice but to keep hoping and hanging on...the anticipation is nearly palpable.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: greenwood on May 18, 2012, 12:09 am
i wish vendors would mark something as in transit when it's actually in the box. made order thursday marked in transit thursday, read on his page on sunday that everything marked "in transit" was indeed in transit. maybe the mail's just being stupid slow, but i had something  different from someone else shipped sunday and got it today...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on May 18, 2012, 02:23 am
i wish vendors would mark something as in transit when it's actually in the box. made order thursday marked in transit thursday, read on his page on sunday that everything marked "in transit" was indeed in transit. maybe the mail's just being stupid slow, but i had something  different from someone else shipped sunday and got it today...

very annoying when they do that.. i concur. i would hope whoever did that would be interested in making it up to the people that happened to even if said vendor(s) did some crazy ass shit or even mundane things that precluded said items from hitting the box or maybe them jumping back out of the box and going other places.. or whatever may have occurred or not occurred...possibly..perhaps..
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: greenwood on May 18, 2012, 03:32 am
i wish vendors would mark something as in transit when it's actually in the box. made order thursday marked in transit thursday, read on his page on sunday that everything marked "in transit" was indeed in transit. maybe the mail's just being stupid slow, but i had something  different from someone else shipped sunday and got it today...

very annoying when they do that.. i concur. i would hope whoever did that would be interested in making it up to the people that happened to even if said vendor(s) did some crazy ass shit or even mundane things that precluded said items from hitting the box or maybe them jumping back out of the box and going other places.. or whatever may have occurred or not occurred...possibly..perhaps..

sorry if i was being accusatory. i guess i don't know your circumstances.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Ivan Bliminse on May 18, 2012, 05:40 am
I've been reading the threads for a few months now and have never really been tempted to chime in but I just haaad to say. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!    I love you Mr. Heisenberg. Some of your responses lately have been hillarious I'm almost sad I didn't pm you so i could get a custom poem of my own. Everybody that's pissed on the wait, I can totally understand that as I've been waiting in processing a week myself. But maybe look at it from H's view for a second. He is obviously a super busy dude. If he started shipping faster he would get more orders. I'm not the man, and I really don't claim to know too imuch n general, but I gotta assume he's busy enough as is. As I understand he'll drop in to stealth sometimes to kinda catch up, why would he want to be more busy??  I for one would think that the man has deserved enough rep. and respect to not be pm'ed unless it's super important. Maybe if the man do his work  instead of answering what i'm sure are the same questions over and over, you might see some quicker shipping times.... just a thought

I.M.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Orchidandlove on May 18, 2012, 06:48 am
There is no better heroin or meth on silk road, it is always worth the wait and he always comes through. I've never heard of him screwing a single person, so at this point its all about time and where you are in the que.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: greenwood on May 18, 2012, 01:44 pm
I've been reading the threads for a few months now and have never really been tempted to chime in but I just haaad to say. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!    I love you Mr. Heisenberg. Some of your responses lately have been hillarious I'm almost sad I didn't pm you so i could get a custom poem of my own. Everybody that's pissed on the wait, I can totally understand that as I've been waiting in processing a week myself. But maybe look at it from H's view for a second. He is obviously a super busy dude. If he started shipping faster he would get more orders. I'm not the man, and I really don't claim to know too imuch n general, but I gotta assume he's busy enough as is. As I understand he'll drop in to stealth sometimes to kinda catch up, why would he want to be more busy??  I for one would think that the man has deserved enough rep. and respect to not be pm'ed unless it's super important. Maybe if the man do his work  instead of answering what i'm sure are the same questions over and over, you might see some quicker shipping times.... just a thought

I.M.

it doesnt make much sense to blame the people pming him for slow shipping times. all i ask is that in transit-marked orders actually be in the mail. he seems like a good guy but it appears he only ships like once, twice a week or something which is okay if you actually mention that this is what you do
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Ivan Bliminse on May 18, 2012, 05:13 pm
You're right greenwood i'm sure that's not the only reason for the delays from time to time, but all the pms do have to take up a fair amount of time that could be used for shipping, packing, procuring enough crystals to build superman's layer, or those heavenly black mountains, getting cooooommmppleeetly trashed...that sort of thing. It is frustrating though sitting is processing for close to a week, and it would be better business to be super consistent. But as I see it, this has never been a consistant game. This is my first transaction with H, but seems like the dude doesn't like to be too overwhelmed and keeps a level head. Can't blame him.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: tweedledumb on May 19, 2012, 05:18 am
it's true. sometimes we (all) get a little, erm, *concerned* that perhaps we have somehow gotten passed over, or that h *thought* he had taken care of us when he hadn't, so we just send a short little "bump" PM to make sure we stay on his radar.

I'm using the Imperial "we".

Ok, no I'm not. ME, Mr. "wait 2 weeks before getting antsy and send a PM" sent 3 PMs in one week. I'm sorry. I did realize what I was doing, and stopped. I was about to send a "oh, shit brother, sorry for all of the PMs lately" in a PM, but then ....

Anyway, still waiting, but he's never ever disappointed me in the past. And I have been buying from H since he began selling on SR.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: ExtraSheets on May 21, 2012, 06:34 pm
10 days, still in processing  :(

I wanna see these famous shards in person!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Ivan Bliminse on May 21, 2012, 10:31 pm
Just about 10 days too, but I'm very happy to see an update on his page saying he's sending today!!!I will do a full review after I recieve, hopefully in a couple / few days.  I'm not new to the game by any means, but this will be my first experience with tar...kinda excited..I plan on crushing some of it to insufflate. Anybody who has experience with this have any suggestions? Will a good whack do the trick if the humidity isn't too high? Any burn with tar?, especially A+ tar? Thanks in advance.

I.M.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: greenwood on May 22, 2012, 01:28 am
get a dropper or a needleless syringe and squirt a tar/water mixture in your nose, no?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Orchidandlove on May 22, 2012, 05:17 am
i got mine today guys, its coming!!!!!!!!! the tar is so unbelievable, it smells, looks, tastes and feels soooooooooooo bomb. i took a nice 0.1 and smoked the shit out of it and i am buzzzzzzzzing im so high. He just posted that all of the orders are going out on his vendor page so he must have sent them today or tomorrow. I ordered mine a while back and i think he shipped this weekend or friday, but its on now fellas.

ivan- booty bump that shit if you dont IV or dont know how to chase the dragon. Take about 0.05 (50mg) and about 5-8mL. of water and get a turkey baster and shove that baby strait up your bung hole. Just kidding about the turkey baster, dont do that. But seriously get 0.05 (59mg) of the tar and dilute it in a spoon with 5-8mL of water and use a small needle-free syringe, the smallest you can find. You want a super thin 10mL syringe and theyre kinda hard to. find, but if you go to a pharmacy and ask, they should have one. I cant think of the excuse to use but be creative, its not like your asking for a needle, thyere used for babies or small animals. No need to use any heat either, the tar will dissolve using a small plastic toothpick or something similar thats not too big. Suck that sweet juice into the syringe and either get on your back or do it upright and get it up there as deep as u can. Try to relax so you dont take a shit and let it absorb for at least 10 min. You will be so blissfully high from this wonderful clean tar, youll see how clean it is when u dissolve it.

For those of you who havent booty bumped before, i highly recommend it. Dont be a pussy, get high with your tushy.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Ivan Bliminse on May 22, 2012, 05:30 am
Thanks for the suggestions, I happen to have an orchid that looks kinda like your pic right now hah. When i've gotten some gunpowder back in the hometown that was to moist to crush, I would do the tiny bit of warm water an up the nose, and that shit burned like a Mofo. The more it burned, the stronger....all the #4 and C.W. from s.r. has not burned at all or barely, but I'm guessing the tar will. And orchid, I know your right but i'm just not brave enough. I've watched good friends booty bump at many a party but never wanted to try it. What can I say, exit only today... 
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Orchidandlove on May 22, 2012, 06:47 am
Yea its definitely an exotic way to go about it ;P
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: tweedledumb on May 23, 2012, 09:40 am
during the summer i will booty-bump the meth (short sleeves and all, IV isn't as discreet as I like). The rush was definitely surprising  --  for some reason I didn't expect a rush, but I got one.

Speaking of rush, I wish my order would appear. Going on 2 weeks, not too bad all things considered. I had been dry for over a week when I ordered, so almost a month since my last tweak. Really looking forward to that tiny packet of Permaculate arriving at my door (hopefully before the weekend, though the way work has been going, I could sure use a little right now).

I have cleaned my pipe about a dozen times -- soooooo ready.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on May 23, 2012, 06:30 pm
slowly but frikken surely... almost cleared the logjam.. choochoo
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on May 24, 2012, 12:53 am
this is y we all kno all good things come for those who wait for the H!

Go man Go! Almost time for WARP SPEED!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: modest mouse on May 24, 2012, 01:20 pm
I've watched good friends booty bump at many a party

Wow, thats kinda gross... you watched em? repeatedly? doesnt sound like my kinda party


So after just short of two weeks waiting (im)patiently my order final went from processing to in transit. hopefully this means it sent. H sent me a reply to my order status request saying no time to read the message (which was like three sentences) but said he "thinks" my orders shipped. thanks, thats what i was wondering a week ago trying to decide whether or not to cancel. better be some fire as others have said or theres no way im leaving higher than a 3 or 4 . hope it was actually sent and arrives soon
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Ivan Bliminse on May 24, 2012, 04:57 pm
Haha, bad choice of wording. I didn't sit there with magnifying glass, although a couple of them might have liked that. I've more seen how much they get fucked up and how well it works...still don't wanna do it though.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on May 24, 2012, 05:00 pm
I've watched good friends booty bump at many a party

Wow, thats kinda gross... you watched em? repeatedly? doesnt sound like my kinda party


So after just short of two weeks waiting (im)patiently my order final went from processing to in transit. hopefully this means it sent. H sent me a reply to my order status request saying no time to read the message (which was like three sentences) but said he "thinks" my orders shipped. thanks, thats what i was wondering a week ago trying to decide whether or not to cancel. better be some fire as others have said or theres no way im leaving higher than a 3 or 4 . hope it was actually sent and arrives soon

You're gonna leave a 3 or 4 because you had to wait two weeks?  Seriously?  Not even my overly impatient ass would do that. 
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: cacoethes on May 24, 2012, 07:04 pm
I've watched good friends booty bump at many a party

Wow, thats kinda gross... you watched em? repeatedly? doesnt sound like my kinda party


So after just short of two weeks waiting (im)patiently my order final went from processing to in transit. hopefully this means it sent. H sent me a reply to my order status request saying no time to read the message (which was like three sentences) but said he "thinks" my orders shipped. thanks, thats what i was wondering a week ago trying to decide whether or not to cancel. better be some fire as others have said or theres no way im leaving higher than a 3 or 4 . hope it was actually sent and arrives soon

You're gonna leave a 3 or 4 because you had to wait two weeks?  Seriously?  Not even my overly impatient ass would do that.

I second that.  Harpua is grouchy as hell when his goodies run late, but he's straight up about it, and gives the benefit of the doubt.  :)

Just because something takes longer than you would like doesn't warrant leaving less thana 5/5 in my opinion.  Only if you were somehow deceived or lied to, or just got bunk product.  Heisenburg won't do either of those things, so let his product and packaging make up for his tardiness...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: bp on May 24, 2012, 07:47 pm
slowly but frikken surely... almost cleared the logjam.. choochoo

Scotty.....I have to have more power!!!!
bp To Enterprise......Engage!!!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: greenwood on May 24, 2012, 07:57 pm
waiting...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: greenwood on May 24, 2012, 08:06 pm
I've watched good friends booty bump at many a party

Wow, thats kinda gross... you watched em? repeatedly? doesnt sound like my kinda party


So after just short of two weeks waiting (im)patiently my order final went from processing to in transit. hopefully this means it sent. H sent me a reply to my order status request saying no time to read the message (which was like three sentences) but said he "thinks" my orders shipped. thanks, thats what i was wondering a week ago trying to decide whether or not to cancel. better be some fire as others have said or theres no way im leaving higher than a 3 or 4 . hope it was actually sent and arrives soon

You're gonna leave a 3 or 4 because you had to wait two weeks?  Seriously?  Not even my overly impatient ass would do that.

I second that.  Harpua is grouchy as hell when his goodies run late, but he's straight up about it, and gives the benefit of the doubt.  :)

Just because something takes longer than you would like doesn't warrant leaving less thana 5/5 in my opinion.  Only if you were somehow deceived or lied to, or just got bunk product.  Heisenburg won't do either of those things, so let his product and packaging make up for his tardiness...

surely being marked "in transit" when it hasn't even been packed at the very least counts as being deceiving?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: cacoethes on May 24, 2012, 10:01 pm
I've watched good friends booty bump at many a party

Wow, thats kinda gross... you watched em? repeatedly? doesnt sound like my kinda party


So after just short of two weeks waiting (im)patiently my order final went from processing to in transit. hopefully this means it sent. H sent me a reply to my order status request saying no time to read the message (which was like three sentences) but said he "thinks" my orders shipped. thanks, thats what i was wondering a week ago trying to decide whether or not to cancel. better be some fire as others have said or theres no way im leaving higher than a 3 or 4 . hope it was actually sent and arrives soon

You're gonna leave a 3 or 4 because you had to wait two weeks?  Seriously?  Not even my overly impatient ass would do that.

I second that.  Harpua is grouchy as hell when his goodies run late, but he's straight up about it, and gives the benefit of the doubt.  :)

Just because something takes longer than you would like doesn't warrant leaving less thana 5/5 in my opinion.  Only if you were somehow deceived or lied to, or just got bunk product.  Heisenburg won't do either of those things, so let his product and packaging make up for his tardiness...

surely being marked "in transit" when it hasn't even been packed at the very least counts as being deceiving?

I probably would, but modest mouse's order was just stuck in "processing", and only recently changed to "in transit".  I think that's who Harpua was directing his post to.

If you have the option to cancel and choose to wait instead, it hardly seems fair to penalize the vendor because you chose to wait it out rather than cancel when you had a chance.

I once had an order from Heisenburg that got stuck in processing for about a week.  Then I finalized early because I'd had such great experiences with him before.  When nothing arrived when I thought it should, I thought for sure that I was screwed, and that Heisenburg had imploded.  But he was good about answering my messages, and informed me that it had actually shipped nearly a week later than what I'd thought.   When it finally arrived, there was twice the amount I ordered in there of the prettiest shards I'd ever seen.

I agree that vendors should not mark something as "in transit" when it hasn't been shipped.  But Heisenburg has a method to his madness, and he's one of my favorite vendors, so I accept that sometimes shit just happens, and I have a tendency to vouch for him.  I'm not telling anyone what kind of feedback to leave...  I just hope he's given a chance before someone leaves less than 5/5.

Even in spite of his slight delays, he really is one of the best vendors around...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: modest mouse on May 24, 2012, 11:31 pm
i was saying if the order was just marked in transit but doesnt arrive soon (as in wasnt actually sent) or anything else goes wrong like the quality or packaging is poor then i am definitely not leaving a 5. if the product is as high quality as people have indicated I may leave a 5. what i said wasnt about the wait even though you incorrectly assumed it was harpua... its about the overall experience and mainly his customer service
 
the point was not about me waiting nearly two weeks to have the order sent. (if he was backlogged the listings he couldnt send out in a timely manner should have been taken down though) i waited a week and a half for opi too when it was supposed to go out the day after, but he answers my messages and left a 5. it was the completely shitty Heisenburg customer service, by which i mean him completely ignoring my messages, his attitude, then arrogantly sending me a few words just saying he wasnt going to bother reading my message... it was more disrespectful than him not responding at all,  and i will not tolerate disrespect

also, when you cancel you lose money, so i cant afford to just cancel an order because the vendor is taking a few days... after waiting thats also time you cant get back

compared to all the other wonderful service i have received on the Road, how the fuck does that deserve a 5...  it doesnt. this is seriously the WORST order I have ever had (out of almost eight grand) besides a scammer. why does every feedback have to be a 5 even if they dont deserve it? i will leave a feedback that Heisenburg DESERVES regardless of your opinions, it wasnt your order.  i will leave a one if it accurately reflects my order. im tired of getting ragged on for leaving honest reviews of vendors just because im not sucking up and saying how great they are. i have personal standards i believe are acceptable and will judge the vendors by the performance of their competitors.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: theman on May 25, 2012, 01:46 am
well not looking good if orders were really shipped out monday and today still haven't arrived.  cross my fingers for heisen!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: cacoethes on May 25, 2012, 02:11 am
i was saying if the order was just marked in transit but doesnt arrive soon (as in wasnt actually sent) or anything else goes wrong like the quality or packaging is poor then i am definitely not leaving a 5. if the product is as high quality as people have indicated I may leave a 5. what i said wasnt about the wait even though you incorrectly assumed it was harpua... its about the overall experience and mainly his customer service
 
the point was not about me waiting nearly two weeks to have the order sent. (if he was backlogged the listings he couldnt send out in a timely manner should have been taken down though) i waited a week and a half for opi too when it was supposed to go out the day after, but he answers my messages and left a 5. it was the completely shitty Heisenburg customer service, by which i mean him completely ignoring my messages, his attitude, then arrogantly sending me a few words just saying he wasnt going to bother reading my message... it was more disrespectful than him not responding at all,  and i will not tolerate disrespect

also, when you cancel you lose money, so i cant afford to just cancel an order because the vendor is taking a few days... after waiting thats also time you cant get back

compared to all the other wonderful service i have received on the Road, how the fuck does that deserve a 5...  it doesnt. this is seriously the WORST order I have ever had (out of almost eight grand) besides a scammer. why does every feedback have to be a 5 even if they dont deserve it? i will leave a feedback that Heisenburg DESERVES regardless of your opinions, it wasnt your order.  i will leave a one if it accurately reflects my order. im tired of getting ragged on for leaving honest reviews of vendors just because im not sucking up and saying how great they are. i have personal standards i believe are acceptable and will judge the vendors by the performance of their competitors.

Cool down, man, no reason to get bent out of shape.  Leave him a 1 for all I care.  I already said I wasn't trying to tell anyone what kind of feedback to leave, and I don't know who else has been ragging on you, but it sure as hell hasn't been me.  The fact remains that, human nature being what it is, vendors will take better care of people who don't fly off the deep end every time an expectation isn't met.

Maybe your angry and indignant posting style is the reason people are ragging on you, and not the honestly with which you review a vendor...

Whatever you do, please take it out on Heisenburg and not everyone else for offering THEIR opinions and experience, which are every bit as valid as yours.  I kept a cool head, I would appreciate you doing the same.  Ironically, I feel much the same way you do regarding vendors- I just respond differently and take things less personally.

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on May 25, 2012, 09:36 am
1 is the new 5.. let's see how far we can drop that 99. gogogo
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: philter3 on May 25, 2012, 10:40 am
When I went to write my profile.. I cadged a quote from this guy in Chat..
Quote
""I asked a experienced vendor on the Road..
"What are the three most desirable attributes for a successful vendor?"

He replied
"1. Security. 2. Purity. 3. Ingenuity. But mainly..
get the fucking package in the mail!"
I was listening Heisen. Booyah at ya man. Do your thing!!  8)

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: cway1979 on May 25, 2012, 10:59 am
1 is the new 5.. let's see how far we can drop that 99. gogogo

Heisenburg  you really do crack me up (no pun intended) and put a smile on my face with your one-liners...

 
Folks, newbies.. toe-tappers.... take a fucking knee and listen up......  Here's one sure fire way of shooting yourself in the foot.... 
1)  Place order 
2)  Threaten lower feedback BEFORE ORDER ARRIVES   
3)  Shoot self in foot...     

In other words, as daddy used to say.. "I'll give you a reason to cry, you little shit!"


This isn't fucking PizzaHut in 30 minutes or less, folks... 

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: cacoethes on May 25, 2012, 05:24 pm
1 is the new 5.. let's see how far we can drop that 99. gogogo

Heisenburg  you really do crack me up (no pun intended) and put a smile on my face with your one-liners...

 
Folks, newbies.. toe-tappers.... take a fucking knee and listen up......  Here's one sure fire way of shooting yourself in the foot.... 
1)  Place order 
2)  Threaten lower feedback BEFORE ORDER ARRIVES   
3)  Shoot self in foot...     

In other words, as daddy used to say.. "I'll give you a reason to cry, you little shit!"


This isn't fucking PizzaHut in 30 minutes or less, folks...

Yeah, this.  Threatening bad feedback and trying to extort something out of a vendor is always a whiny-bitch, bad frigging idea.

+1 ya...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: noodle2420 on May 25, 2012, 06:13 pm
You don't go to Heisenburg for overnight VROOMVROOM style delivery.  You go cause he has been around a while, doesn't get ripped off by "coworkers", and most importantly the package will be the stealthiest ever!!!

Your not gonna get an envelope wrapped in paper.  He doesn't want to get caught and I sure as hell don't want him to get caught with my info!!  And I "know" postal carriers won't figure it out.  I thought he ripped me of when I received my first heisenburg package.  Took me a while to find it.

Place an order, take Bong toke, and chill.  He retires easily!!  :o

Peace,
Noodle
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: tweedledumb on May 25, 2012, 09:34 pm
I am not going to throw stones. i know just how impatient I am for my stealthy little package to arrive (the 12 yo in me wants to snicker). My wait hasn't been as long as some of you, I feel, but I do feel so disappointed when the mailman comes and goes w/o my delivering my gifty.

Ah, well, this is how mail-order illegal drug business sometimes goes.

This I know: I was the first guy to give H a 5. I hope to be the last. and I hope *THAT* feedback is a long way off, with many many 5s in between.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: greenwood on May 25, 2012, 09:54 pm
i see more recent reviews rolling in, that's encouraging re: times. i can't fucking wait!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: cway1979 on May 26, 2012, 03:53 pm


This I know: I was the first guy to give H a 5. I hope to be the last. and I hope *THAT* feedback is a long way off, with many many 5s in between.

I second that...    three cheers...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: microRNA on May 27, 2012, 12:53 pm
i was saying if the order was just marked in transit but doesnt arrive soon (as in wasnt actually sent) or anything else goes wrong like the quality or packaging is poor then i am definitely not leaving a 5. if the product is as high quality as people have indicated I may leave a 5. what i said wasnt about the wait even though you incorrectly assumed it was harpua... its about the overall experience and mainly his customer service
 
the point was not about me waiting nearly two weeks to have the order sent. (if he was backlogged the listings he couldnt send out in a timely manner should have been taken down though) i waited a week and a half for opi too when it was supposed to go out the day after, but he answers my messages and left a 5. it was the completely shitty Heisenburg customer service, by which i mean him completely ignoring my messages, his attitude, then arrogantly sending me a few words just saying he wasnt going to bother reading my message... it was more disrespectful than him not responding at all,  and i will not tolerate disrespect

also, when you cancel you lose money, so i cant afford to just cancel an order because the vendor is taking a few days... after waiting thats also time you cant get back

compared to all the other wonderful service i have received on the Road, how the fuck does that deserve a 5...  it doesnt. this is seriously the WORST order I have ever had (out of almost eight grand) besides a scammer. why does every feedback have to be a 5 even if they dont deserve it? i will leave a feedback that Heisenburg DESERVES regardless of your opinions, it wasnt your order.  i will leave a one if it accurately reflects my order. im tired of getting ragged on for leaving honest reviews of vendors just because im not sucking up and saying how great they are. i have personal standards i believe are acceptable and will judge the vendors by the performance of their competitors.

Cool down, man, no reason to get bent out of shape.  Leave him a 1 for all I care.  I already said I wasn't trying to tell anyone what kind of feedback to leave, and I don't know who else has been ragging on you, but it sure as hell hasn't been me.  The fact remains that, human nature being what it is, vendors will take better care of people who don't fly off the deep end every time an expectation isn't met.

Maybe your angry and indignant posting style is the reason people are ragging on you, and not the honestly with which you review a vendor...

Whatever you do, please take it out on Heisenburg and not everyone else for offering THEIR opinions and experience, which are every bit as valid as yours.  I kept a cool head, I would appreciate you doing the same.  Ironically, I feel much the same way you do regarding vendors- I just respond differently and take things less personally.

Would you please explain your post a bit more? Try re-reading that post from a non-defensive perspective. I never noticed anything where MM was hostile or disrespectful (frustrated about the order, certainly) or being "indignant" toward anyone (except maybe H).  Unless "fuck" bothers you I guess. Cac he respectfully pointed out you said you could just cancel an order but this still costs one in fees. I would also respond and explain myself in the situation when multiple people incorrectly referenced or hassled me as if I was being out of line, yet even now appear to be talking shit about extortion which I don't understand either?  Seemed to just be trying to clarify to me and others are now still giving him a hard time (and in another thread he mentioned). Where did MM say your experience was not valid? Sounded like you claimed to stay calm and do no wrong yet I have never once seen MM be so disrespectful .(unless you consider sarcasm disrespectful lol) and insult someone as you just have Cac, calling MM an indignant whiny bitch

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Thanks for the review MM. Totally understand, I too feel a good vendor should at least read and respond to messages. Seems like a difficult concept for H though lol. Plus there is a reasonable amount of time to get orders out and my order was definitely pushing that limit too. Seems like some people didn't take a neg review about their favorite vendor well.  You can leave whatever feedback you want but if its not positive you're an angry whiny bitch who's trying to extort the vendor... lol. Sad the community has been going downhill cause of all this hostility and disrespect

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I just received my order yesterday and was hoping some others could chime in about the quality. Some have said theirs was brittle and easy to work with,  even though it was sent the same day mine was a sticky goo that only partially dissolved (this is the most concerning to me, even after a quick boil). Were there two different batches or was it cut potentially? The quality was just not as high as I expected maybe, but I had been using small amount of opis and DHs recently so wanted to see what others recent experience was? Thanks.

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on May 27, 2012, 09:36 pm
You don't go to Heisenburg for overnight VROOMVROOM style delivery.  You go cause he has been around a while, doesn't get ripped off by "coworkers", and most importantly the package will be the stealthiest ever!!!

Peace,
Noodle

You know not of what you speak my man... that's all i will say on the matter. Stop talking shit unless you have both sides of the story.

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: noodle2420 on May 27, 2012, 09:40 pm
Fair enough. Peace,
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on May 27, 2012, 09:56 pm


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Thanks for the review MM. Totally understand, I too feel a good vendor should at least read and respond to messages. Seems like a difficult concept for H though lol. Plus there is a reasonable amount of time to get orders out and my order was definitely pushing that limit too. Seems like some people didn't take a neg review about their favorite vendor well.  You can leave whatever feedback you want but if its not positive you're an angry whiny bitch who's trying to extort the vendor... lol. Sad the community has been going downhill cause of all this hostility and disrespect

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I can honestly say i am still baffled by how strong most of h's customers view him even after they've been made to wait, probably lied to a few times, and  sometimes left hanging for a lot longer than most other sr dealers. Shit H maybe I had it all wrong - you are the best fucking meth dealer on sr... My only question would be of course is who the hell these loyal customers were buying drugs from before they met you. lol.

As for the rest of us I think it would be very helpful to rate H as honestly as possible with lots of detail so that his seller rating will better reflect a score the rest of us will understand.

btw h ... one week... two weeks... lets not go through this again.... get back to me


Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: cacoethes on May 28, 2012, 12:51 am
i was saying if the order was just marked in transit but doesnt arrive soon (as in wasnt actually sent) or anything else goes wrong like the quality or packaging is poor then i am definitely not leaving a 5. if the product is as high quality as people have indicated I may leave a 5. what i said wasnt about the wait even though you incorrectly assumed it was harpua... its about the overall experience and mainly his customer service
 
the point was not about me waiting nearly two weeks to have the order sent. (if he was backlogged the listings he couldnt send out in a timely manner should have been taken down though) i waited a week and a half for opi too when it was supposed to go out the day after, but he answers my messages and left a 5. it was the completely shitty Heisenburg customer service, by which i mean him completely ignoring my messages, his attitude, then arrogantly sending me a few words just saying he wasnt going to bother reading my message... it was more disrespectful than him not responding at all,  and i will not tolerate disrespect

also, when you cancel you lose money, so i cant afford to just cancel an order because the vendor is taking a few days... after waiting thats also time you cant get back

compared to all the other wonderful service i have received on the Road, how the fuck does that deserve a 5...  it doesnt. this is seriously the WORST order I have ever had (out of almost eight grand) besides a scammer. why does every feedback have to be a 5 even if they dont deserve it? i will leave a feedback that Heisenburg DESERVES regardless of your opinions, it wasnt your order.  i will leave a one if it accurately reflects my order. im tired of getting ragged on for leaving honest reviews of vendors just because im not sucking up and saying how great they are. i have personal standards i believe are acceptable and will judge the vendors by the performance of their competitors.

Cool down, man, no reason to get bent out of shape.  Leave him a 1 for all I care.  I already said I wasn't trying to tell anyone what kind of feedback to leave, and I don't know who else has been ragging on you, but it sure as hell hasn't been me.  The fact remains that, human nature being what it is, vendors will take better care of people who don't fly off the deep end every time an expectation isn't met.

Maybe your angry and indignant posting style is the reason people are ragging on you, and not the honestly with which you review a vendor...

Whatever you do, please take it out on Heisenburg and not everyone else for offering THEIR opinions and experience, which are every bit as valid as yours.  I kept a cool head, I would appreciate you doing the same.  Ironically, I feel much the same way you do regarding vendors- I just respond differently and take things less personally.

Would you please explain your post a bit more? Try re-reading that post from a non-defensive perspective. I never noticed anything where MM was hostile or disrespectful (frustrated about the order, certainly) or being "indignant" toward anyone (except maybe H).  Unless "fuck" bothers you I guess. Cac he respectfully pointed out you said you could just cancel an order but this still costs one in fees. I would also respond and explain myself in the situation when multiple people incorrectly referenced or hassled me as if I was being out of line, yet even now appear to be talking shit about extortion which I don't understand either?  Seemed to just be trying to clarify to me and others are now still giving him a hard time (and in another thread he mentioned). Where did MM say your experience was not valid? Sounded like you claimed to stay calm and do no wrong yet I have never once seen MM be so disrespectful .(unless you consider sarcasm disrespectful lol) and insult someone as you just have Cac, calling MM an indignant whiny bitch

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Thanks for the review MM. Totally understand, I too feel a good vendor should at least read and respond to messages. Seems like a difficult concept for H though lol. Plus there is a reasonable amount of time to get orders out and my order was definitely pushing that limit too. Seems like some people didn't take a neg review about their favorite vendor well.  You can leave whatever feedback you want but if its not positive you're an angry whiny bitch who's trying to extort the vendor... lol. Sad the community has been going downhill cause of all this hostility and disrespect

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I just received my order yesterday and was hoping some others could chime in about the quality. Some have said theirs was brittle and easy to work with,  even though it was sent the same day mine was a sticky goo that only partially dissolved (this is the most concerning to me, even after a quick boil). Were there two different batches or was it cut potentially? The quality was just not as high as I expected maybe, but I had been using small amount of opis and DHs recently so wanted to see what others recent experience was? Thanks.

I didn't think I was being that harsh, so don't know what you would like me to explain?

I calmly suggested giving what I consider through experience to be a great vendor a chance before leaving bad feedback.   I like Heisenburg, so it's completely natural for me to take up for him, and I did so calmly and respectfully-  I hadn't quoted mm, I had quoted harpua because I agreed with his statement.  I explained why.  That's it.   I don't much feel like going on a quoting spree picking apart posts word by word, but you're acting like I crucified him or something, when it's really no big deal.  He puffed up, I puffed up, there was no major dissing going on

I felt like mm got pretty testy (angry?) about the whole thing, and it just rubbed me the wrong way...  I said I actually agree with him, but that I try to handle things differently.  I often fail...  And I'm sorry if I came across like a douche bag.  Sometimes we all react poorly.

However, please don't use my words from another thread completely out of context to support whatever you're inferring from anything I've said here.  Separate threads, separate issues, ok?  My comments in the thread you referenced were not directed at modest mouse, and are not germane to this discussion, so let's be crystal clear on that point.

I don't think mm is leveraging feedback in any way, shape, or form, and I don't think any amount of free shit is going to make him feel any better about how he was treated...  So I'm still going to stand behind my statement of belief that leveraging feedback to extort free shit is a whiny-bitch thing to do.  I feel very strongly about this.  Micro, if you want to disagree or debate the pros and cons, let's address it over there instead of bringing it up out of context here, ok?

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: ExtraSheets on May 28, 2012, 09:04 pm
Well, I just gave Heisenburg's crystal to my previously mentioned friend, and he called it junk.

It's weird because I see a lot of people say Heisenburg's stuff is the best you can get.

Has this guy just smoked himself stupid or what?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on May 29, 2012, 01:36 am
workforit  - we're good.. i'll pm.

whoever said my dope was crap can... suck it. it's not.

yes, i had one batch that was dry. same shit as the other one, just not as pleasant to smoke.

if you are missing an order from two weeks ago, i apologize. i think i know who you all are, ping me i'm doing cleanup before new orders today.

i'm going to keep it coming fast and furious. i'm can only go so fast and am still behind the late order curve but i did catch up to almost 100 orders in no time.

decloaking later.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: greenwood on May 29, 2012, 03:37 am
Today was a postal holiday, so I'm not gonna be all "where's my stuuuuuff?" until tomorrow, heisenburg ;) I use a different name on SR than I do here, for security reasons but if you're unsure as to who I am still, I can PM you. I think things will work out fine though so I'm not too worried. I'll hit you up if there's any problems
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: DigitalDong on May 29, 2012, 03:48 am
Well, I just gave Heisenburg's crystal to my previously mentioned friend, and he called it junk.

It's weird because I see a lot of people say Heisenburg's stuff is the best you can get.

Has this guy just smoked himself stupid or what?
you didnt bother to try it yourself?  seems like i would try something personally before posting things like that..
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: sicarius on May 29, 2012, 07:27 am
I placed an order with heisenburg over the weekend. Hopefully I will have dope soon.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: microRNA on May 29, 2012, 08:28 am
Cac, I think I kinda misunderstood your posting about the extortion. I thought you were suggesting that since MM had said he may not leave a 5 that he was automatically trying to extort H or something but you clearly said it wasnt em.. From your post it seems you are referring to another thread I was not aware of. The "other thread" i mentioned was where DM88 was "ragging" on MM after misunderstanding his sarcasm and mis-quoting a review he left, which was why I understood him trying to explain himself further and being frustrated that people seemed to be talking shit. Cac you werent really disrespectful as I was saying if the whiny bitch comment wasnt directed where I thought, it was just the succession of posts that made me think you were still referring to MM. What thread were you talking about?


Did anyone else notice lots of sandy like particles that wont dissolve? I didnt notice till i held a LED light up to it and asnt sure what it was, but was kinda freaked out lol is it anything to actually be concerned about? Maybe my expectations were just too high the first time,  I need to try it again and will leave an actual review. I was really hoping to nod though and used a point, where i was only using 50 mg max of the pebbles insufflated. Maybe I was losing a lot trying to water line the tar since its impossible to work with any other way unfortunately given the particles, since I dont smoke and not too keen on the back door either. Or are the doses of tar just gonna be twice that of potent #4 to get an equivalent amount?

- miRNA
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: cacoethes on May 29, 2012, 03:32 pm
Cac, I think I kinda misunderstood your posting about the extortion. I thought you were suggesting that since MM had said he may not leave a 5 that he was automatically trying to extort H or something but you clearly said it wasnt em.. From your post it seems you are referring to another thread I was not aware of. The "other thread" i mentioned was where DM88 was "ragging" on MM after misunderstanding his sarcasm and mis-quoting a review he left, which was why I understood him trying to explain himself further and being frustrated that people seemed to be talking shit. Cac you werent really disrespectful as I was saying if the whiny bitch comment wasnt directed where I thought, it was just the succession of posts that made me think you were still referring to MM. What thread were you talking about?


Did anyone else notice lots of sandy like particles that wont dissolve? I didnt notice till i held a LED light up to it and asnt sure what it was, but was kinda freaked out lol is it anything to actually be concerned about? Maybe my expectations were just too high the first time,  I need to try it again and will leave an actual review. I was really hoping to nod though and used a point, where i was only using 50 mg max of the pebbles insufflated. Maybe I was losing a lot trying to water line the tar since its impossible to work with any other way unfortunately given the particles, since I dont smoke and not too keen on the back door either. Or are the doses of tar just gonna be twice that of potent #4 to get an equivalent amount?

- miRNA

Yeah man, we're cool, and I can see why the misunderstanding.  Believe me, I get as angry as anyone else when I feel like I've been lied to or deceived when it comes to getting my drugs in the mail...  But I guess I just look at it like this:  When I'm waiting on something that I may or may not get, and there has been already been a delay, I really go out of my way to communicate calmly and respectfully with the vendor.  There have been a couple of times I ended up being very pleased instead of pissed off, and I believe it was due to how I chose to communicate.

Vendors read these forums, even though they may not participate as often as we do.  They read our words, what we say about them.  Talking shit about a vendor who may or may not have shipped my order is sure to piss him off, even if he deserves it...  So, until I'm positive that I'm actually getting fucked, I really try to hold my words in check.

I wouldn't consider it brown nosing, because I'm only withholding criticism, rather than singing praise.  If that has any impact at all on a vendor's decision to prioritize my order, then so be it.  It's the only reason I'm here after all, and I want to do everything I can t maximize my chances of success.

Maybe a good analogy would be to not piss off the server who is the last person to handle your food before serving it to you...  If you're gonna leave him/her a shitty tip, it might be best to just do it at then end of the meal instead of giving advanced notice.  Human nature being what it is, and all... :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: ExtraSheets on May 29, 2012, 03:42 pm
Well, I just gave Heisenburg's crystal to my previously mentioned friend, and he called it junk.

It's weird because I see a lot of people say Heisenburg's stuff is the best you can get.

Has this guy just smoked himself stupid or what?
you didnt bother to try it yourself?  seems like i would try something personally before posting things like that..

I don't do the stuff, I bought it out of his interest (with his money).

He does always say the stuff he gets locally is shitty. That's the reason he was interested in buying it on SR in the first place.

Maybe he's smoking it wrong (even though he's been doing it for at least 10 years as far as I know).

I don't know, I left a 5/5 anyway for Heisenburg.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on May 29, 2012, 08:01 pm
mufuggas making me feel like eminem with this thread. controversy....?

nah. good ole uncertainty all around... carry on! ;)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: tweedledumb on May 30, 2012, 11:53 am
hey Heisenburg, Batman's sidekick Boy1der wanted me to remind you that his order hasn't arrived yet. I guess he didn't want to put another PM in your inbox, and to bump his visibility here, instead. Boy1der seems to be a concientious lad, and he "doesn't want to cause people any more work than they already have, because everybody is already over-worked" . He has voiced concern that his order has been overlooked, as it has been quite some time with no delivery.

No reply necessary, unless you have no freakin' clue what this is on about.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: greenwood on May 30, 2012, 12:19 pm
still waiting too... this is really disappointing, i ordered on like the 10th.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: noodle2420 on May 30, 2012, 02:12 pm
Got my package yesturday.  I vaprized a bit yesturday (like a couple small crystals that didn't even put a dent in my baggy and was up all night! I got to sleep at around 4 for a couple hours.  I'm too old for multi-day benders!

The shit is real and is as real as all the other vendors I've tried.  Vaped nice and clean!

Took a couple weeks but I don't care.  I pay for stealthyness so I can sleep at night.

Thanks H!

Peace,
Noodle
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Orchidandlove on May 31, 2012, 08:00 am
The ice and tar i just got from mr. H today are so fucking bomb. I got a nice 1/2 gram shard and some change for a 1.113 weighed out gram on my new scale, fuck yes.
The tar is a lovely chunk too, in a couple of pieces, and smokes. so smooth and clean.

I don't know what i do to deserve it, but i do receive my orders within 1-2 weeks lately. I have been a customer since the beginning of the year, so just in case you guys want to compare, this is what my deal is.

Thank you again Mr. H for another fantastic weekend!

Orchid
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: tweedledumb on May 31, 2012, 11:25 am
oh, man, I hope that *I* have a fantastic weekend in store for me, too!!!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: greenwood on May 31, 2012, 05:55 pm
I had to kick it to the resolution center to extend the date by one more week. It's about to expire in two days and I don't know what to do. I'm pretty sick of the money tied up in escrow with pretty much no idea whether it's been shipped out at all or not. Since the 10th.

I remember him posting in his vendor page that he had shipped out at least 60-100 packages, all in one go due to the backlog... If that's true, then, shouldn't I be seeing at least that many people posting feedback right now?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: greenwood on May 31, 2012, 06:03 pm
I'll eat my words on a plate and apologize if I do get my stuff though. I'm just really bewildered and annoyed
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: tweedledumb on May 31, 2012, 11:34 pm
awwww, no stealthy package for me today.

Oh well, in the grand scheme of things I haven't been waiting all that long. And there is one more delivery day before the weekend begins. <hopeful>
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: greenwood on May 31, 2012, 11:48 pm
I'm through being hopeful
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: greenwood on June 06, 2012, 01:27 am
So, anyone receive anything?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: synergicity on June 06, 2012, 04:44 am
Greenwood - I'm still waiting from an order from May 3rd.  H will come through for us.  Hang in there, go on like you didn't order it (but keep up the semi regular reminders) and don't obsess over it - and when you least expect it, you will have a real treat.  That's what I am banking on, at least...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on June 06, 2012, 05:02 pm
imminent
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on June 07, 2012, 02:22 am
we have nothing but time.. :) is it here yet... How bout now........


now?????


how bout now.....


;)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on June 07, 2012, 04:05 am
hmm, looks like someone restored a database from backup.. cause i'm staring at a few hours ago email and none of my replies are there.. awesuummmmm
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Nikodym on June 09, 2012, 01:23 am
Our man came through for me. Took like 3 weeks but whatever, it's here and everything about it is absolutely pro. I was losing my hope pretty bad yesterday and finally broke down and messaged heisenburg, then voila... just like you guys say he comes through right when you're just gutted from getting the empty box everyday. Hell I read all about the long waits and such before I ordered and I still succumbed to the doubts haha... The whole purchase and wait is an experience of its own for sure...that's partly why I ordered in fact, I'm not even all that crazy about these drugs but I just couldn't call my SR experience complete without ordering from heisenburg. I wouldn't bat an eye ordering again though. Wished he sold cocaine!

Thanks heisenburg.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on June 09, 2012, 03:35 am
okay.. sent about a zillion dcn's and all were showing delivered.. working on a project so i'll continue typing them to you later if i missed you.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on June 10, 2012, 12:04 pm
okay.. sent about a zillion dcn's and all were showing delivered.. working on a project so i'll continue typing them to you later if i missed you.

hey what up h, i thought u had me covered on this go around? never heard back on my pm's to you about 1 week ago.................
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: German Kraut on June 10, 2012, 12:21 pm
Where is Heisenburg´s profile ??  Gone ?
http://ianxz6zefk72ulzz.onion/index.php/silkroad/user/88147
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: sickgirl on June 10, 2012, 02:16 pm
Where is Heisenburg´s profile ??  Gone ?
http://ianxz6zefk72ulzz.onion/index.php/silkroad/user/88147
No, it's not gone. He is in stealth mode, waiting for people to finalize.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on June 13, 2012, 07:24 pm
last ever.. when it goes up it's the end. see ya around my friends.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: redrumtn on June 13, 2012, 10:26 pm
take care of yourself whatever you do. =(
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: MarsProtege on June 13, 2012, 10:39 pm
Finally I got my GLASSS

Heisenburg I love you!

Great job your doing!
Here goes...

delivery: 5/5   If I'm not mistaken it was 3 to 4 days within the US
stealth: 5/5     Perfect!
weight: 5/5     Did not have time to weigh.  Had a long road trip had to stay up. But it looked right.
comms: n/a     No need to message him
product: 5/5 Just look at the pictures! That's all I have to say. Well that and... YES it is as good as it looks!!!

Great stuff! Buy from HB
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Jsu9466j on June 14, 2012, 06:55 am
Fuuuuuuck, seriously? Been getting some funds together and waiting for more Heisenberg listing's. Permaculate was going to be my first buy on SR. I guess there won't be any product from the great Heisenberg for me, maybe Jessie will show up with the blue shit.  :-[
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on June 15, 2012, 12:38 am
wait like gone gone bye bye.. :(
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: whateverworks on June 15, 2012, 07:25 pm
it was really good shit... best I ever had... I just could never stand the wait... 0_o
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: BenCousins on June 19, 2012, 02:19 pm
Can somebody tell me whats going on? i Ordered of H a week ago and FE just saw this, is he leaving? whats the chances i got scammed?
Ben
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: synergicity on June 19, 2012, 03:48 pm
Wish I knew.  Things are not looking good though.  I will be really disappointed if H is going out like this... 
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on June 20, 2012, 03:56 am
hes got listings up. prices are up! Glad hes making some coin on his killer gear!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: BenCousins on June 20, 2012, 10:24 am
i just hope he hasnt done a tony
please give me some reassurance Heienburg
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: DigitalDong on June 20, 2012, 10:39 am
Can somebody tell me whats going on? i Ordered of H a week ago and FE just saw this, is he leaving? whats the chances i got scammed?
Ben
Whats the first rule of fight club? there is no finalize early PERIOD ...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: BenCousins on June 20, 2012, 11:19 am
yeah i know but  being an international he made me
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on June 22, 2012, 01:49 pm
lol.. still people worry.. have i not cruelly conditioned you psychologically to know what i'm doing without knowing ..what.. i'm fucking doing..

i did? sweet, cause i have no farkin' clue..
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: BenCousins on June 22, 2012, 02:32 pm
Haha sorry H, i ordered from you, FE like you requested, and then read you were leaving so i got abit worried
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: bp on June 23, 2012, 12:39 am
I wasn't worring yet.
Wishing a bit yeah but not worrying.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: synergicity on June 23, 2012, 02:00 pm
I am definitely worrying.  Approaching 2 months rapidly on my order and no communication. 
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: tweedledumb on June 23, 2012, 06:00 pm
I am well over a month (more like 6 weeks) and still no product in my hand. I am a sad panda.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: veramind on June 28, 2012, 06:17 am
Never received my package but gave me the best head I've ever had. Woo! I <3 heisenburg.
*throws panties*
But, you were awesome. And we'll all miss your product.
Be safe and good luck.

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: warforge on June 28, 2012, 08:01 am
#1 Hiesenburg's dope is NEVER not TOP NOTCH



#2 please read pm Hiesnburg (You know me and how long it's been since i've embraced the love of the hooters, please get back to me)

Everyone else he has never screwed anyone i know or have sent dope that isn't 100% incredible.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: warforge on June 29, 2012, 06:07 pm
believe in him ;)

if you make it... they will come
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: BenCousins on June 30, 2012, 09:59 am
still wating here also
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on June 30, 2012, 03:14 pm

The heisenburg train has possibly left the station... I got a pm from him saying he had my stuff to ship out a coupe of days ago and yesterday my package was marked in transit. Last week I was told that I am on the top of the list for shipment so maybe, possibly, everyone else will also get some news soon.

I will post an update when i receive...

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: synergicity on July 03, 2012, 05:58 pm
Two months today.  May 3rd. 

What is ridiculous is I still really want to believe he isn't intending to fuck us all.   Im feeling a little like the Tony76 fanboys looked...

If it looks and quacks like a duck...

C'mon Heisenburg - get your shit together and don't finish up here like this. 
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: warforge on July 06, 2012, 05:45 am
after months, he said monday it was going out, it's thursday, and has to go from west to east, and there was a holiday, but if it doesn't come tomorrow, he once again said he was shipping and didn't. why you would tell someone you shipped and don't i haven't a clue why. i even said "bro just tell me if you aren't giving me anything, because we ALWAYS did it out of escrow and i had it withing 3-4 days TOPS. i dunno what happened over the past couple months with him but i give up having faith in him if it doesnt show up tomorrow. other guys ship from cali to east coast 3 days its here priority.


i always have talked good about you bro. and had people order from you over others because of what they saw and got to try that i've always got from you. who knows if you'll even read this since now you havent logged in past 7 days or so. if it does show up tomorrow. i will shit my pants out of excitment, because i've been told so many times its coming and never came past couple months.

i dunno why good vendors on here do so well then at the very end when they get tired or wanna quick, they fuck us over.  there are a few vendors that quit in the H section, but they damn sure didnt streach it out over 2-3 months, they said they were done, and whatever orders where there they shipped out and took care of their customers that kept spending hard earned money for their product. I WOULD OF NEVER GUESS HEISENBURG TO EVER NOT BE ON POINT WITH PM'S AND GIVING YOU A DCN, AND SHIPPING WHEN HE GETS YOUR BTC UNLESS ITS THE WEEKEND.

did he do to much of his meth and loose his mind? i just want my tar i patiently waited months for he got paid for directly right away. i probably have over 30 pm's back and forth with him over this last transaction. all the ones before where 1-2 pm's "shipping to you so and so day" next pm " here is the DCN or tracking " done and talk to u next order. now it's like he lost his mind and just is laughing at us. be diff if he was new and hadn't done tons of perfect shipments with me and others. and it just makes ya a flat out liar and a thief. he isn't that type of guy... right....?  :'(  anyone get a message this past weekend he was shipping to u monday if u ordered tar?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on July 06, 2012, 06:41 am
He's cleaning himself up, I think.  He's not a thief at heart, and even if he doesn't get anything to you tomorrow, next week, or even next month I wouldn't be surprised if once he gets his mind right a package just shows up at your house when he starts feeling bad about doing you wrong.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on July 06, 2012, 07:04 am
Lol heisenburg u cracked out cunt try and count to 5. Now take a deep breath, wash ur face n clean yaself up. u look like how i feel.

ok, did that.. you feel like a gravel truck dumped it's load on you while you were strolling along Jupiter and then a piano decided it was time to make a funny and think it was in a cartoon and pile on? after a massive flock of prehistoric Jupiter giant bats took refuge in the sky above to relieve themselves? ymmv but i don't even think you come close to feeling that pooptastic.


did he do to much of his meth and loose his mind?
no, i already lost my mind at birth... throw in the amount of meth available and you get............. and tar... plus whatever else floats around and looks enticing.. like... everything is enticing when you are that fucked up.


If it looks and quacks like a duck...

C'mon Heisenburg - get your shit together and don't finish up here like this. 

i kind sir or madam dispose of my shit in my pants where it stays nice and together thank you....

just because it makes me walk like a duck you insensitive......the quacking is just a nervous tick.. meanie..

Never received my package but gave me the best head I've ever had. Woo! I <3 heisenburg.
*throws panties*
But, you were awesome. And we'll all miss your product.
Be safe and good luck.

oh fuck, when did that happen? please tell me you have video? do i have video? jesus... if i knew all i had to do was not ship you dope.. dammit............DAMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTUUUUHHHHHHH!

The heisenburg train has possibly left the station... I got a pm from him saying he had my stuff to ship out a coupe of days ago and yesterday my package was marked in transit. Last week I was told that I am on the top of the list for shipment so maybe, possibly, everyone else will also get some news soon.

I will post an update when i receive...

soonerish than laterish...

my debt is staggering... absolutely phenomenal..
how i partied up that much dope is beyond me but it looks like i did..
which means whether i like it or not i have to stick around for awhile.. and not fall into my wonderful cycle of awesome for a little bit and then poopyness.. i have employed a professional drug therapist to assist. my other one did not decide to have fun in the sun. probably for the best.. okay, probably the opposite but me being insane skeered the doe eyed thing.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: BenCousins on July 06, 2012, 07:38 am
Lol heisenburg u cracked out cunt try and count to 5. Now take a deep breath, wash ur face n clean yaself up. u look like how i feel.

ok, did that.. you feel like a gravel truck dumped it's load on you while you were strolling along Jupiter and then a piano decided it was time to make a funny and think it was in a cartoon and pile on? after a massive flock of prehistoric Jupiter giant bats took refuge in the sky above to relieve themselves? ymmv but i don't even think you come close to feeling that pooptastic.


did he do to much of his meth and loose his mind?
no, i already lost my mind at birth... throw in the amount of meth available and you get............. and tar... plus whatever else floats around and looks enticing.. like... everything is enticing when you are that fucked up.


If it looks and quacks like a duck...

C'mon Heisenburg - get your shit together and don't finish up here like this. 

i kind sir or madam dispose of my shit in my pants where it stays nice and together thank you....

just because it makes me walk like a duck you insensitive......the quacking is just a nervous tick.. meanie..

Never received my package but gave me the best head I've ever had. Woo! I <3 heisenburg.
*throws panties*
But, you were awesome. And we'll all miss your product.
Be safe and good luck.

oh fuck, when did that happen? please tell me you have video? do i have video? jesus... if i knew all i had to do was not ship you dope.. dammit............DAMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTUUUUHHHHHHH!

The heisenburg train has possibly left the station... I got a pm from him saying he had my stuff to ship out a coupe of days ago and yesterday my package was marked in transit. Last week I was told that I am on the top of the list for shipment so maybe, possibly, everyone else will also get some news soon.

I will post an update when i receive...

soonerish than laterish...

my debt is staggering... absolutely phenomenal..
how i partied up that much dope is beyond me but it looks like i did..
which means whether i like it or not i have to stick around for awhile.. and not fall into my wonderful cycle of awesome for a little bit and then poopyness.. i have employed a professional drug therapist to assist. my other one did not decide to have fun in the sun. probably for the best.. okay, probably the opposite but me being insane skeered the doe eyed thing.

heisenburg ive sent you messages on SR to no reply and i FE as im an international (as you requested can you jujst tell me whats going on?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on July 06, 2012, 11:12 am
the computer operates itself i just pick up this voice contrrol module with the little bouncing but hard ball that i cannot discern it's actual purpose because it's not for voice modulation and it stinks at rolling around cause it gets wayy too dirty and i have to use these arcane queue tips to clean it and why i do i have no idea since i never roll it much except when i'm bored and it just does what i ask but man its a compulsion i cannot resist.. and quit making fun of my accent and pronunciation of puuwer... bastid.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on July 06, 2012, 04:07 pm
and this my friends is WHY we always stick with the H-man.

Phucked up or not. Hes great to follow and when u get your gear. its always top notch..

nice to see u coming out of the cloud.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: synergicity on July 06, 2012, 05:02 pm
and this my friends is WHY we always stick with the H-man.

Phucked up or not. Hes great to follow and when u get your gear. its always top notch..

nice to see u coming out of the cloud.

Amen.  Glad you're still around H and hope you are getting better - you will be sorely missed if and when you leave (andsendmemyshitpleasethankyouvm).  :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Montell Williams on July 06, 2012, 07:25 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmU6BChuiBs
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on July 07, 2012, 07:10 am
quit making fun of my accent and pronunciation of puuwer... bastid.
Good lord... my advice? Never use that voice control to search for porn... you may not like the limon pawtie

Now send me my drugs so I'll have enough energy to read all these goddamned ramblings.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on July 07, 2012, 10:08 am
I don't mean to jump the gun, but those don't look like the ramblings of a cranked out drug addict.

He's either trolling and scamming, or got hacked and the hacker is trying to troll and scam, but i don't see a likelihood myself or anyone else is going to get our money back either way, because if he were really strung out and in debt, wouldn't he just say 'i fucked up, i'm trying to fix this', in a similar way to the other guy that went down this path vortex or whoever it was, rather than all this stupid BS?

I don't find it funny at all . . . . .

So you'd rather he be an insufferably defensive prick about it, like vortex?  And didn't he admit he fucked up just a few posts ago?

I guarangoddamntee it you stand a better chance of getting something from heisenburg than from vmm. 
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: deadhead89 on July 07, 2012, 12:21 pm
I don't mean to jump the gun, but those don't look like the ramblings of a cranked out drug addict.

He's either trolling and scamming, or got hacked and the hacker is trying to troll and scam, but i don't see a likelihood myself or anyone else is going to get our money back either way, because if he were really strung out and in debt, wouldn't he just say 'i fucked up, i'm trying to fix this', in a similar way to the other guy that went down this path vortex or whoever it was, rather than all this stupid BS?

I don't find it funny at all . . . . .
So you'd rather he be an insufferably defensive prick about it, like vortex?  And didn't he admit he fucked up just a few posts ago?

I guarangoddamntee it you stand a better chance of getting something from heisenburg than from vmm.

Dude are you on the payroll or what?
Your previous post to this one claimed H was cleaning up his attitude and not scamming.
Tell me, what proof do you have? Were you waiting two months for something, getting no communication AT ALL, and it showed up? I doubt it.

I just quickly flicked through the LAST 2 PAGES, let alone probably the many before that, and i compiled a quick list. It took all of about 50 seconds.

bencousins, bp, synergicity, tweedledumb, warforge, workforit69, torn, And me too.
I can count 8 people there, and to date none of them have said they have even recieved a PM as to the status, let alone a shipment or refund, and i can almost guarangoddamtee none of us will see two fuckalls of anything. And i didn't see any other posts of "i had a problem, but it got resolved".

So who the fuck are you to sit there guaranteeing shit? Atleast with the VMM and Ptwak situation, people started to see things showing up 2 months later etc, so as far as i'm concerned this is just a Tony. Yeah he messaged here saying he fucked up, and then replied, but rather than replying to say that list of 8 for example, All i see is a load of shit dribble going on about fucking nothing.

Oh, and on that subject, how the fuck can someone dribble a page load of shit replies, about nonsesicle topics, and not actually address any of the customer queries? How longs it take to address each person, or message them saying, you will be refunded within 1 day?
Yo, heres how long it takes to resolve my (1 out of the 8) issues.
Log into SR, send me my bitcoins back, takes all of about 1 minute. Thats 8 minutes total. FUCKIN SOLVED.
How long you recon it took him to shit dribble the messages he did? Probably more than 8 minutes. So what's that mean, hes in debt, can't refund us? So we aren't getting anything, nor are we getting a refund? And your telling me we are just meant to nod our head and say oh, yeah, no worries, you took my money, come on here, dribble shit, and i'll just let it go?
Get the fuck outta here.
We got fucked in the ass, and hes now laughing about it, get with the program, because to date, i have received NO REFUND, and NO REPLIES, IT'S THAT SIMPLE.

GG

Bodybagged!

2 motherfucking eZ , obviously heisenburg is now ruined and hunted :) he will get his karma
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: synergicity on July 07, 2012, 01:59 pm
I just felt like I should chime in here that I did hear from H yesterday.  No promise of sending or refund (but in all fairness, I didn't explicitly ask for one), but a promise that I haven't been ripped off.   And that does help a little bit.   H. has obvs been fubar for a bit, but thus far he has always come back, and paid his debts and then some.  That's why I felt pretty comfortable sending my money on to him rather than cancelling or extending resolution (and most importantly, to lose that money wasn't going to break me).  I admit to having a little hope for regaining that investment again. 

But zerd - totally agree with you, its really not funny.  You have a responsibility to act like a mature adult when you are fucking with peoples money IMO.  My messages from H  yesterday were the most rational I have EVER had from H, so I hope he is well along the road to recovering from whatever it was that ails him, and I hope to see a package or refund soon (rather have a package!  :)  I do think it was him I was talking to though, not a hacker fwiw (nothing).  You have to know when you buy from Heisenburg that you are in for a ride of some sort.  It might be fun (usually), it might be irritating (sometimes), it's almost always incomprehensible and crazy in one way or another.  And for some reason, we keep coming back for more.  Its not just that his shit is amazing - is it?

I have noticed that the more loud and pissed off in public you are, the faster and better H seems to come through for you (*cough* harpua *cough*).  But I don't really have that in me.  So here's hoping I drive him crazy enough with my rational babble to want me to shut up and send me my shit.  2 months and 4 days.  Bring it on, H - please.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: BenCousins on July 07, 2012, 02:11 pm
just like to say  H also PM'd me on SR
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: pnyeb4 on July 07, 2012, 05:15 pm
i'm going to fucking laugh when he decides to pull a tony and disappear. lol you're letting this guy make you eat  his shit right in front of him. stop being retard junkies and wake up. if it was anyone else but heisenburg you'd have been crying scam a long time ago, but you're letting him come into this thread and yammer on like a fucking schizo when he's playing tricks on you and your money.

have some fucking self respect lol
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on July 07, 2012, 10:25 pm
You stupid motherfuckers.
Have you not paid any attention this whole time?
H will always come back to SR if only for one thing: to have the last word



(said with love.... now send me my drugs)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on July 08, 2012, 09:59 am
this is going to be one long unfucking with no orders.. hoo boy..

amazing how when you aren't fucked up you get bored and somehow you find the most boring thing in the world to do because you are too bored to find something better to do?

ok, some minor monkey poo flying around so i'll mass reply here since digging through 100 messages and typing a customized version of the summarized version below is just mind numbing and not very helpful they will all reach the same shitty conclusion:
i do not have your money. sorry.
i do not have your dope right this second either.. sorry about that too.
i do not have orders for the dope i do have to start the process of paying *everyone* back, if i hurry up and pay you back rightthisfuckingsecond i will have to fuck people over, the numbers do not lie, sorry. this means hang tight and maybe not talk someone out of ordering while i'm not off being a psychonaut.
yes, i already said i'm sorry, it was sincere.. maybe it's the lack of caps or exclamation points that made you miss that point. sorry, i fucked up, i assure you the high wasn't that great, in fact most of it had very little to do with being high on my wares or anything you could possibly buy on the street or the road, why i bothered to type that is beyond me.
yes, i realize you didn't sign up to loan me money.. i didn't sign up to borrow any. does that make sense? no? then i have conveyed exactly what i meant.
do i sound like a pompous douche who doesn't give a shit? looks like it from here too, but i do give a shit.. i'm just tired and devoid of anything resembling an emotion but my humor is still calling me a boring cunt and to hurry up and unbored the brain it's currently roosting in.

kakaw!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: nomad bloodbath on July 08, 2012, 10:07 am
I might actually have that postage for that obsidian. :P
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on July 09, 2012, 02:29 pm
nothing against h but i did fire a huge warning sign to you all the past month or so with post after post about how inevitable this all was. if you bothered to read any of my posts, and there were many, lol, none of you should be in any positions of being owed something by h. there were posts after posts with rules on ordering from vendors and one of the top one's was don't finalize early.

maybe u thought u knew him better... knew deep down in your heart he wouldn't pull what he did to me on any of you... one part of me feels bad for anyone who got taken like i did and the other part is dying with laughter.

there is one thing that has changed for me though and it's that i honestly do believe h will pay everyone single one of us back. after a few more chats with him and some apologies on both ends i can honestly say none of you have anything to worry about.

unfortunately nobody will ever know when because not even h has that information.

my order is going on nearly 6 months now so if anyone has a right to be pissed ....

anyway, since i do believe he's a good guy i think we should give him the benefit of the doubt. hopefully others will read some more positive posts about him and will place some orders...

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on July 16, 2012, 07:01 am
now i am just so disappointed in you.

Snap!
Now, cross your arms and give him the look... if only we knew his middle name then we'd REALLY be able to rain hellfire and guilt down on him.

Kidding aside, warforge, that sounds crappy and while not diminishing your story, I'd assume that there are other crappy stories on all sides. I was hoping the "Last Hurrah" was going to go more smoothly for everyone's sake. And so it goes... life in the fast lane
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on July 16, 2012, 08:09 am
warforge you little piece of shit.. that is not the message i sent. nice fucking try
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on July 16, 2012, 09:52 am
I'll go to sleep tonight praying that when the original message comes to light, it will describe a torrid love triangle between H, warforge and harpua.... SR's local lemon party.

Of course.... if I had my drugs I wouldn't be sleeping at all, thus no praying for such love triangle letters.... hint hint hint
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on July 16, 2012, 12:17 pm
i hear ya torn.. making progress despite the severe lack of orders.

to clarify the warforge schmuckery i have his btc from some hustle he was trying to pull. i did recently agree to ship product to him in exchange, it's been sitting here gathering dust since he seems to think he can call me a nigger and push me around. even accusing me of taking a moneypak that he has now found...

i'm not a thief, i did not take anything from anyone without full confidence of filling their order, probably slowly cause that's how i was moving, but still..

so much easier to just rip people off on our shmancy anonymous internet here than to still be making things happen. oh what a great scammer i am. if i wanted to scam anyone who has heard of me knows it'd be fucking colossal and not a slow drawn out process.. so quit fantasizing about some damn downfall of heisenburg.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: cacoethes on July 16, 2012, 02:47 pm
nothing against h but i did fire a huge warning sign to you all the past month or so with post after post about how inevitable this all was. if you bothered to read any of my posts, and there were many, lol, none of you should be in any positions of being owed something by h. there were posts after posts with rules on ordering from vendors and one of the top one's was don't finalize early.

maybe u thought u knew him better... knew deep down in your heart he wouldn't pull what he did to me on any of you... one part of me feels bad for anyone who got taken like i did and the other part is dying with laughter.

there is one thing that has changed for me though and it's that i honestly do believe h will pay everyone single one of us back. after a few more chats with him and some apologies on both ends i can honestly say none of you have anything to worry about.

unfortunately nobody will ever know when because not even h has that information.

my order is going on nearly 6 months now so if anyone has a right to be pissed ....

anyway, since i do believe he's a good guy i think we should give him the benefit of the doubt. hopefully others will read some more positive posts about him and will place some orders...

+1, Bro.  You were more pissed off than an angry hornet nest at one point, and you did warn everyone as vociferously as you possibly could- I think a lot of the sentiment you were trying to express got lost in the anger you were feeling at the time, but the above post is as eloquent as any I've ever read.  I hope that, if and when he is able to square up with everyone, you are the first in line.  You've been waiting a long time.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on July 16, 2012, 04:33 pm
nothing against h but i did fire a huge warning sign to you all the past month or so with post after post about how inevitable this all was. if you bothered to read any of my posts, and there were many, lol, none of you should be in any positions of being owed something by h. there were posts after posts with rules on ordering from vendors and one of the top one's was don't finalize early.

maybe u thought u knew him better... knew deep down in your heart he wouldn't pull what he did to me on any of you... one part of me feels bad for anyone who got taken like i did and the other part is dying with laughter.

there is one thing that has changed for me though and it's that i honestly do believe h will pay everyone single one of us back. after a few more chats with him and some apologies on both ends i can honestly say none of you have anything to worry about.

unfortunately nobody will ever know when because not even h has that information.

my order is going on nearly 6 months now so if anyone has a right to be pissed ....

anyway, since i do believe he's a good guy i think we should give him the benefit of the doubt. hopefully others will read some more positive posts about him and will place some orders...

+1, Bro.  You were more pissed off than an angry hornet nest at one point, and you did warn everyone as vociferously as you possibly could- I think a lot of the sentiment you were trying to express got lost in the anger you were feeling at the time, but the above post is as eloquent as any I've ever read.  I hope that, if and when he is able to square up with everyone, you are the first in line.  You've been waiting a long time.

he's first in line because he apologized for jumping the gun and blowing up the forums when i had shipped the next agreed upon repayment on time and unfortunately didn't believe me despite sending a dcn. i'm not a thief and by my scales and how i send shit out he actually has been paid in full the original amount and the last .5 is to make it "official". if he had never apologized the .5 (1.1 actually, since he's got an order in) i wouldn't entertain the idea of shipping to him.

i'm a fucking drug dealer, on the intarwebs or where ever the fuck. i'm a nice person but if you fuck with me and do stupid shit i can be every bit of my profession and then some. i don't get this stuff from the meth phairies or tar toads yaknow.

like someone said, if he's got to stop to think about you as a problem to solve you have no hope.

so let me concentrate on righting my fuck up with minimal extraneous bullshit.

since i have a couple of orders to send (workforit's included) and the kind words and encouragement of others i've spent my lack of order time (rightly so, i understand the reasons and know they are my own doing) overcoming that obstacle of needing revenue to get the machine moving again.

i'll also continue to innovate and create liquidity and competition in the markets i serve so that silk roads intended function is served. the nullification of laws that have been proven beyond doubt as tragically false to the realities we all live in. safe, clean substances is the most effective answer to the propaganda and even the facts about drug use, recreational, habitual, or ritual.. and that's what i'm going to keep on delivering.

i hope people read and process this rapidly approaching wall of text. i got my reputation for a reason, and i'm not going to have it change to that of a flaky slow shipping asshole who took peoples money that it must be right now.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: warforge on July 18, 2012, 02:09 am
we just need to give him time. i guess heisenburg is in really a bad situation at home


I have trusted him since he started and was one of his first customers when he started the tar sales.


so I still have faith my direct btc send to him months and months ago will still be honored.

i hope everything is getting better for you heisenburg

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: warforge on July 22, 2012, 09:34 am
heisenburg finally checked into my payment to him, i can't see months back except in my BTC wallet which so many transactions its impossible to see what i sent. So all these months he said it was already being sent. i guess there we as clerical error on both of our ends. I can't backup that i sent more than enough but I am glad he can just refund what he said i sent. I believe i found what he is talking about in how much btc so i hope we agree because even that is $40 easily. i wont go into details on what i thought and see i sent at that time line.

BUT I TRUST heisenburg and you should to and wait for him to get your straight with shipping. refunds and all that should come right away, he isn't doesn't come across even close to being ignorant and irresponsible as a man to spend money that isn't his or sent wrong seeing how i would only come back and order when i add more btc after refund and mtgox  speeds the hell up.

Don't loose faith in him I hope i wake tomorrow and he already refunded, says he's online now.

I think we go out great heisenburg back!!! :D
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: tweedledumb on July 22, 2012, 05:25 pm
I'm not gonna lie: it would be great to have Heisenburg back in the saddle on SR. His gear is good; the first time I tasted I had already shot a point and a half of DopeBoy's product only a few hours before I received my package (and finally figured out what the package contained) from H. When I saw those beautiful icy shards (all of the meth I had bought on SR prior had been powder -- still good meth, but not as pretty) I *had* to vape some immediately. I did, and in spite of already being in orbit from DB's wares, I had the most beautiful rush -- seriously one of the best meth rushes I had ever had.

That was at the very beginning of H's career on SR; in fact my feedback from that transaction was his first. I would love to be his customer again someday.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on July 28, 2012, 01:22 am
hi, it is looking unlikely that he will come back. i do have word that he may return to pay back people that are owed. personally i'd just leave but he;s a weirdo.

-posting for the burger... anon
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on July 31, 2012, 05:49 pm
hi, it is looking unlikely that he will come back. i do have word that he may return to pay back people that are owed. personally i'd just leave but he;s a weirdo.

-posting for the burger... anon


hey heisenburg it's me again..  you know the guy who still didn't get his order from 6 months ago... of course you do... remember that pm you sent me a long while back when you had that huge shipping mishap and said if worse comes to worse you would go out and get a job and pay me back because you stopped ripping people off after a few little misdeeds as a teenager....

i know i posted a few weeks ago that i had changed my mind about h after him and i apologized to one another but i should have trusted my original feeling about him. i for one and am not expecting to get paid back after the last transaction i had with him. he marked my package as shipped but told me a week after that he had not shipped it. then he lied to me on a daily basis almost everyday for another two weeks about having sent something. as bad as this is, i expect it from him but what he did afterwards convinced me that i was right about him all along. on a few occasions i asked him for a refund but he wouldn't give it to me even after we got over the charade about him sending me something... i told him i had another order with another vendor placed and the least he could do was to refund me the money in escrow. Instead he found a bigger way to be a dick and made me go through the resolution center which took took 3-4 days to go through.

I was gonna come back here and write something to warn others but to be honest the last time i tried warning you all about his ponzi business there were only a handful of you that were able to look beyond their own self interests and support me.

So to heisenberg, fuck you because you are a LIAR and a THIEF. I take back my apology. Also, consider us square because i don't want to have anything to do with you anymore.



Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: marsvolta12 on August 03, 2012, 03:14 am
It is sad to see that the vendors who started the meth scene on SR (VMM, heisenburg) have succumbed to the appeal of their own product. If you want a trust worthy vendor then try starlight express. I have also heard good things about proffesortwak and Marijuanaismymuse.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on August 03, 2012, 04:40 am
he will be missed. I loved the packaging.. Always was a hunt.. at the end the golden ticket to meth happiness.

ALWAYS on point for price. never gouged always kept it fair..

ALWAYS funny as FUK! a quality missing from most vendors these days.

I hope it all works out for u h.. I wish i would have saved just one of those clear clean shards!

Starlight is a very very good vendor!!! Pickin up the slack in style

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: bp on August 05, 2012, 01:16 pm






He's not a weirdo, he's a good man. A good man in bad times and I fear they are gong to get a lot worse. But that's another story.
The fact that he keeps in contact with people and pays when he can says a lot about the stereotype that we're all a bunch of wild, thieving animals. Quite the contrary, other than a few, which you'll always get, this place conducts itself with a conduct that makes me proud to be a part of it.
And of course anything i can do to fight the militarized Cops fighting for next years budget by wiping peoples faces and lives into the dirt, people who have harmed no one in MOST CASES. Certainly not the degree of in just harm the ....law. <it makes me sick to apply that word to what they do with it, .. brings down on anyone who acts against the will of the righteous and all seeing.........
But I was talking about H. He needs infusion of cash, something that is getting harder to get given the performance. Great one minute and Sukey the next. Of course we don't know whats going on, Those protectors have gone and steered the worst of humanity into the business and guys like H have to deal with these people so we donut have to. A valuable service indeed. I wouldn't want to be involved in that, been there ,done that and NO MORE. When you add a to[p rate product that always weighs over, (on average, I know some of you didn't get that:

The fact that he still trys, or did , and seems to claim an intent to settle is good news. If I had a few hundred I could spare I would invest, after finding out what real bad guy problems there might be. If he's just doing his own dope that can be dealt with.

The most important thing to me       at this point is that he's all right. I don,t know whats really up but I know of a lot of shit that could be up

So who had a line to the burg......let him know that people here love him and were pulling for him. He's going to need his strength for when to governments fail and the enormous volume of people with a DMV or post office mentality suddenly realizes they have no automatic check, and no pension. And all of the punks  that would exploit that momentary breakdown to robb the stores like they did in S. Central LA , and main people. That shits coming anf you don't want to be a your lowest when it does. You want to be fat enough to ride it out, it wont last for too long. And who knows, maybe we can get prohibition dealt with about then too

I maintain H is a good man. He has a lot of fucking whiners who thought that just because one person does a phenomenal job a few time the they get pissy if the Quality wanes a bit here and there, and can't see that H is the type to put you at the end of the line if you fuck with him when he he's doing what he can. Is that the highest standard in business? No but look where we are. That fact I can order dope and get it in a week or less is insane, given the climate. If you want blame someone blame our "superiors" in government.  Ask them to just go away while your there, I'd take one good feeling Heisenberg over the lot of them any day.








he's nooot
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on August 10, 2012, 02:18 pm
i have my item, back to what i started with originally. a ball. let's see if i can stack it again and get this shit sorted out.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dkmonk on August 10, 2012, 02:19 pm
How good is your new product?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on August 10, 2012, 05:14 pm
it's the pinnacle of permaculate... kinda pretty much the best shit i've ever done... but everyone is different i guess. ;)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on August 10, 2012, 06:06 pm
Get rid of it already?  I don't see it listed.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on August 10, 2012, 07:05 pm
turn that frown upside down! Lay it on the table and lets make a go of this H!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dkmonk on August 10, 2012, 10:18 pm
I am going to try to buy some and will update how things are with the sale to ease any tensions or second thoughts about buying from him again since his hiccup. I have faith in the man.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on August 11, 2012, 06:24 am
i'm ready with my meager halfies.. if you want it, pm me while i see if i can get my account balance back to zero from a negative..

and for those of you who think i'm just high.. you're right..in a way.. stoned like a motherfucker and going to bed.. tomorrow is the OPTIMAL day for your order to go out. first to put up gets shipped, i'm broke so no asking for express n shit.. phone number and cc processing for the truly elite.. muahahahaha... no just kidding on the credit cards.. ringring
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dkmonk on August 23, 2012, 08:20 pm
I think I will not receive anything from Heisenburg. It has be about two weeks. I understood that there was a good chance he was not going to send anything, so I am not bummed or anything about the money loss.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: BenCousins on August 23, 2012, 09:29 pm
gone for good do you think?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dkmonk on August 23, 2012, 11:37 pm
Hmmm..... no because he was on like 3 days ago,
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dkmonk on August 24, 2012, 12:05 am
I am about 50/50 on if I will get anything. It didn't feel like he was trying to mislead me. It will be a nice surprise if it shows up one day.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on August 24, 2012, 02:49 am
damn man he was so good and to have him go out like a punk..........sucks..... his gear and packages were PRIMO!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dkmonk on August 24, 2012, 02:55 am
Yah, he must of gone of the deep end with substance abuse.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: BenCousins on August 24, 2012, 03:51 am
i meant it doesnt look like his gonna pay up does it? I FE aswell.
and before i get told off it was the only way i was allowed to order off him as it was a "requirment" before shipping to my country. SO had a scam going and is in the same way as tony76....yet i dont get the continued love for H but hate for tony....
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dkmonk on August 24, 2012, 03:55 am
I would say I never get my shards, but I knew I probably wouldn't.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on August 25, 2012, 11:10 pm
i disagree....
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dkmonk on August 26, 2012, 01:12 am
Good! You disappeared for a little bit, so I didn't know.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: BenCousins on August 26, 2012, 01:24 am
i disagree....

prove it
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dkmonk on August 31, 2012, 11:51 pm
He sent me a message saying he has it ready and it will be shipping, so I sent my address again. If I don't get it next week then there really isn't any excuse.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: BenCousins on September 01, 2012, 12:32 am
he hasnt even read my message
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on September 11, 2012, 12:15 pm
some items have been shipped, mostly to those owed.

wait for the confirmations if you must. ;)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: BenCousins on September 11, 2012, 01:06 pm
still waiting H
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on September 11, 2012, 06:47 pm
for??
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: BenCousins on September 11, 2012, 07:18 pm
the quarter i FE for about 3 months ago and never received.
Thanks
BC
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: synergicity on September 11, 2012, 07:57 pm
Thanks, H.  Glad you're getting it back together.  Hopefully Ill be on the next train outta the station. 
xo

lerp derp ;)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dkmonk on September 12, 2012, 02:25 am
I received a DCN for my order that I placed about a month and a half ago!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on September 12, 2012, 02:35 am
my bad ben, i always get you confused because of the name differences.

okay, so i put the old array of weights for the absolutely fearless and the fearful.

first person to order ANY item 1g and above gets a .5 thrown in.
first person to order ANY item below 1g gets a .25 thrown in.

.75 total give away to pop those barrier cherries.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dkmonk on September 12, 2012, 02:43 am
Was I lucky enough to get any thrown in?

Did you move? I noticed on the DCN you are shipping from a different place.

Also, have you IV'ed the new stuff, because I have had a terrible time with meth that makes my heart hurt but not many enjoyable effects like euphoria. I remember when I would slam a huge shot and feel amazing now I slam a huge shot and feel like I am about to have cardiac arrest. I am wondering if this is my body or just something different in the meth that is going around lately.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: bp on September 13, 2012, 03:09 am
Thanks H.
I had no doubts. Just a matter of time.

When you need a sure thing fast bet on the ones who have been solid lately, like tony LOL!
When you need a sure thing bet on character. And be prepared to be "flexible". :)

Stay safe H.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on September 13, 2012, 03:41 am
sure thing bp, you have more due btw.

dk, yes.. all i do now is iv and it's very euphoric. as much as i hate to admit to iv'ing (stigmatic, never mind that i'm probably doing a better job at it than if you went to the hospital)
let me know what you think of the goody bag i put in for the delay. :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: BenCousins on September 13, 2012, 03:53 am
hit me up H
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dkmonk on September 13, 2012, 07:55 pm
I am editing this post, but will leave my original comment intact with quotations. When I first shot the stuff although I didn't get a huge rush of euphoria I did feel good and woke right up. I will just advise doing small amounts to test this out first and waiting a few hours to see how it turns out. That is all I will say here out of respect for Heisenburg. Good guy and I appreciate the package.

Everyone be safe, test a little out of any dope, and wait a 5 or 6 hours to see how things progress before you do more.

"I got my package from Mr. Heisenburg today and he threw in a care package of harm reduction material like, bacteria free medical grade solution for when you I.V., pack of syringes, cool looking glass bottles for holding my dope. and the big rubber band tie offs that the doctor use when you get your blood drawn. What a fantastic surprise. I am ecstatic especially because I needed new points really bad!

I will do a full report on the dope later when I am more functional, but all I can say it is soooooo fucking fire! D-Methamphetamine all the way and the most beautiful shard I have seen in a long time!"
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on September 14, 2012, 01:27 am
H has always been my go to but things went a bit haywire.. glad to hear and SEE he is back.. i loved those shards and packages..
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: bp on September 14, 2012, 12:12 pm
I got love too. Like xmas and halloween rolled up in one.
Thanks again.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on September 15, 2012, 02:10 am
^ IN history there are some very defining moments..

Creation

Sliced Bread

and H coming back from the abyss!

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dkmonk on September 15, 2012, 06:19 pm
I updated my last post and also wrote a little bit in the meth thread. I think out of excitement I spoke too soon....

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on September 18, 2012, 07:00 pm
hmm, well.. i know harpua got some..

keep the folks updated dk.. :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on September 18, 2012, 08:38 pm
Great stuff imo.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dkmonk on September 19, 2012, 11:34 am
I will smoke some once a few more days pass. There was no way for me to fairly judge it after all the bad stuff, because even after a couple of days not doing anything the bad stuff was still leaving side effects. I had to get a bottle of rum to bear through the headaches and pain from whatever was in the other stuff.

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: BenCousins on September 19, 2012, 12:20 pm
When will it be my turn for Permaculate?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on September 21, 2012, 10:00 am
soonish
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on October 10, 2012, 12:23 am
soonish

been about 8 months now and i have still not been paid back H... a couple weeks ago you sent me yet another message telling me that it was on the way but i've still not received...not sure why we took the time to settle our score and apologize to one another. i have to assume now that not only did you rip me off but that your apology was insincere since you didn't live up to your side of what we discussed.

not sure what's up h, i've tried very hard to be understanding.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: BenCousins on October 10, 2012, 06:37 am
still waiting here aswell. anyone know whats going on he hasnt been online in 3 weeks
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on October 10, 2012, 07:38 pm
still waiting here aswell. anyone know whats going on he hasnt been online in 3 weeks

Yeah he has.  I don't really know what's going on though.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: BenCousins on October 11, 2012, 01:29 am
still waiting here aswell. anyone know whats going on he hasnt been online in 3 weeks

Yeah he has.  I don't really know what's going on though.

Last Active:
    September 21, 2012, 09:59 AM
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on October 11, 2012, 12:18 pm
was trying to stop using a method of consumption, turns out its tricky.. verrrry tricksy.. so i said fuckit,..

if you have bitcoin you want hedged and maybe some meth go ahead and order
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: BenCousins on October 11, 2012, 12:27 pm
was trying to stop using a method of consumption, turns out its tricky.. verrrry tricksy.. so i said fuckit,..

if you have bitcoin you want hedged and maybe some meth go ahead and order

how about the meth i have already paid for?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on October 17, 2012, 07:39 am
Got my weekly pm from H about paying me back a few days ago but he has since dissapered. As i said in my reply  I would be happy to place an order with you right after a sign of good faith on your part re: sending me the shit I already paid for.

Hell i'll even place it on the day I get your package. I'll do this even after my last  order went with you a couple months ago. Holding bitcoins for nearly a month and making customers go through resolution to get back their coins is not a good way to build a customer base.

Speaking of which where are all your loyal fans/followers these days? Just a few months ago all of my critical posts about you and warnings to others were considered blasphemy and almost always were dealt with a downvote and quick reply to your defense. It's funny how things like that go............Surely the true believers are here somewhere and would have no problem placing an order with you. Isn't that right sheep, errr, i mean fans.

If this isn't irony i don't know what is. My offer still stands H and you have my word ....this offer is only valid until months end though so act NOW !!!


Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: dkmonk on October 18, 2012, 01:42 am
At least he is honest why he doesn't get your packages out.

Hey, Heisenburg how many weeks of benzos did it take before you could do meth again after you fried your nerves. I am trying to do meth again, but need my nerves back. Do you sell nerves too?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: BenCousins on October 18, 2012, 12:38 pm
This is absolute bullshit why is Heisenberg still allowed to operate and take orders on SR if his scamming people and just sending orders to people like dkmonk who will give him good reviews and hold good stance in the communitty. Sorry H but i ordered over 3-4 months ago and still have received nothing. Same with workforit69 who ordered god know how long ago and has been saying this for ages. Pick up your game.

BC
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on October 22, 2012, 02:55 pm
This is absolute bullshit why is Heisenberg still allowed to operate and take orders on SR if his scamming people and just sending orders to people like dkmonk who will give him good reviews and hold good stance in the communitty. Sorry H but i ordered over 3-4 months ago and still have received nothing. Same with workforit69 who ordered god know how long ago and has been saying this for ages. Pick up your game.

Well after only 8 months H has finally come to his senses and admitted to me in  his last message what i knew 5 months ago,  that he did indeed rip me off.... Not sure what it takes sr to kick a vendor off but if that's not enough i'm not sure what would be.

I wouldn't hold out much hope if I were you, he's a thief and a liar like i've been saying and have known for some time now. I wish you luck though.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: clight on November 15, 2012, 11:10 pm
yeah h never responded to my last messages . thought he would come through from an old order which I was owed .. oh well
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on November 17, 2012, 03:13 am
the first step is acceptance.... ;)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on November 17, 2012, 03:31 am
Never say never...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on November 17, 2012, 03:36 am
or FINAL... or good bye...

thanks again harp for the Captainmal hook up!

He took care of business with a speed i have never seen.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on November 17, 2012, 04:02 am
Yep, he impressed me too. Although I hafta admit that after I vouched for him I really hoped he wasn't about to go rogue and rip you off... 
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on November 17, 2012, 06:05 pm
its cool i would not have blamed u.. Hes totally stand up!

Anyway back to H.. I just ran across a pic of some of his gear. He was a good guy when things were flowing. No nonsense just cryptic messages and safe secure packing with safe secure travel to your willing nose. He will be missed but feel that others have stepped to the plate and pushed the game in an ENTIRELY different direction...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: organon on November 17, 2012, 07:15 pm
Unfortunately for us it seems a number of meth vendors follow a fruit like cycle...they look fresh and good and get you excited...then they ripen and all your wildest dreams come true....then they start to rot and become completely worthless!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: phubaiblues on November 19, 2012, 03:26 pm
or FINAL... or good bye...

thanks again harp for the Captainmal hook up!

He took care of business with a speed i have never seen.

Same here: and I didn't tell him that I was fixing to start kicking methadone, and he said good chance it'd be a few days before he could get me taken care of...but he was only one left taking moneypak: all the 'regular's seemed to be out of comission...but from now on, I"m sticking with captmal: he came thru within hours, but more import is that he came thru *at all!* what with all the shit lately...he does have a requirement that you send a photo of moneypac and reciept, but what with all the ripoffs from our side lately, I didn't mind but CaptainMal did me right!...and on a fairly big, well $500 ....so I was very happy with transaction....
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on January 18, 2013, 11:42 am
Hey, Heisenburg how many weeks of benzos did it take before you could do meth again after you fried your nerves. I am trying to do meth again, but need my nerves back. Do you sell nerves too?

december 2011 until around now...

still haven't forgotten those owed.. whatever thats worth these days.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: toejammer on January 19, 2013, 06:33 am
Man I miss u, glad u are still around and showing that face...abit less cryptic in jargon but I respect that? I still drool over the pics I have of your gear...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on January 19, 2013, 07:00 am
believe it or not i miss all the silk road folks. even the ones that wish i would croak.


i did that just for you toe.. silly schmoe..
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: M n P Stuff on February 07, 2013, 06:09 am
Unfortunately for us it seems a number of meth vendors follow a fruit like cycle...they look fresh and good and get you excited...then they ripen and all your wildest dreams come true....then they start to rot and become completely worthless!

LMAO!

Lol!

Thanx organon!

Lol lol lol I think I need a towl ... lol! ahhhhh sigh
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on April 13, 2013, 07:28 am
poop
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: StickAFinger on April 13, 2013, 07:54 am
indeed
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on April 13, 2013, 08:33 am
okay then. agreed.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: StickAFinger on April 13, 2013, 02:27 pm
fine
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on April 14, 2013, 04:17 am
....fine..

anyone want some coke?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: sbmafia on April 14, 2013, 06:17 am
....fine..

anyone want some coke?

Heisenburg id be totally down and happy as fawk to try sample!

 :) :) :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: zerostate976 on April 14, 2013, 06:36 am
....fine..

anyone want some coke?

yes yes yes yes :D
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: sbmafia on April 14, 2013, 07:47 am
....fine..

anyone want some coke?

yes yes yes yes :D

Early bird gets the worm brotha...  :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: BenCousins on April 15, 2013, 05:55 am
still waiting on my package from close to a year ago heisenburg.....
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: StickAFinger on April 16, 2013, 03:47 pm
ill trade you for tony's info.

SilkRoad pokemon card trading
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: BenCousins on April 17, 2013, 06:52 am
ill trade you for tony's info.

SilkRoad pokemon card trading

wow tonys info would be like the charizard of SR
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on May 29, 2013, 01:15 am
harpua.. you naughty boy. :)

no one got ripped off.. thanks for coming back and clarifying for the class harpua.

for the record i had a decent sum of harpua's cash and fell off the map as i have been doing repeatedly. however besides a nasty comedown and some frustration no real harm done as his money was not absconded with.

unshipped orders marked as shipped again. i am sorry for that as well.

best laid plans and all that.

i'm willing to give it another go but i've said that so many times i just groan when i hear myself say it despite the good intention behind it.

if i'm to be a cautionary tale it should be one of what can happen to the best intentioned and kinda smart (your impression may vary)  people if you get too far in.

keep drugs fun folks, all in moderation. :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on May 31, 2013, 04:10 am
harpua.. you naughty boy. :)

no one got ripped off.. thanks for coming back and clarifying for the class harpua.


wow, so you're back and talking shit already. really, you didn't rip anyone off?

shall i just copy and past that last pm i got from before you left finally admitting to stealing from me.

be careful when dealing with this vendor.folks  he may be able to talk a big game but his actions say something entirely different.


Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on May 31, 2013, 06:23 am
oh god.. you mean where i finally said screwit i've sent this guy what he paid for in weight but was being such a .. mleehhhhhhhhhhflarp.. that i finally threw my hands up and said sure, i ripped you off?

other people have valid claims.. yours is just trolling.. 

but yeah, good to see you.. thanks for the warm welcome.. lol.. i still love ya!
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: InfiniteSource on May 31, 2013, 06:46 am
harpua.. you naughty boy. :)

no one got ripped off.. thanks for coming back and clarifying for the class harpua.


wow, so you're back and talking shit already. really, you didn't rip anyone off?

shall i just copy and past that last pm i got from before you left finally admitting to stealing from me.

be careful when dealing with this vendor.folks  he may be able to talk a big game but his actions say something entirely different.

The man makes meth, its expected! Heisenberg is like the soup Nazi on Seinfeld. You put up with the shit, and get the best you will ever taste. Want bread? NO SOUP FOR YOU.

Heisenberg when can I expect the orders to ship?
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: harpua25 on May 31, 2013, 08:46 am
Ahem... Ok, I didn't get ripped off, just ignored for a bit.  My funds were still safe and sound, though, and I owe heisenburg an apology. So: sorry man.

As a matter of fact, I have it on good authority that the man is back into mid-season form and about to make some waves in category 54...
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: workforit69 on May 31, 2013, 11:24 am
oh god.. you mean where i finally said screwit i've sent this guy what he paid for in weight but was being such a .. mleehhhhhhhhhhflarp.. that i finally threw my hands up and said sure, i ripped you off?

other people have valid claims.. yours is just trolling.. 

but yeah, good to see you.. thanks for the warm welcome.. lol.. i still love ya!


hey dickwad look back in your own thread -  you posted something to the effect that you are a junky and have no self control and that you smoked half the shit you were supposed to send out but not to worry.. you turned some tricks to make some quick money and then assured everyone that all outstanding orders have been filled with the exception of  mine..

the evidence speaks for itself.. to add insult to injury if you continue down this path of dismissing me i will give others a glimpse of your pm's. . it'll be pretty hard to explain why you were sending me a weekly excuse for not getting my order filled right up to the week u just vanished.  .

just do everyone a favor and don't come back.. i tell you for your own good.. for one the new breed of meth dealers are in a league way above where you hit and we all know you'll eventually fuck up again anyway.

Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on June 01, 2013, 06:55 am
no mr let me shout ignorant untrue things as loud as i can in a public forum like i was anally raped with a corn cob soaked in turpentine. i said there are people who definitely can say that i ripped them off (those of you that did get burned, i promise you it really wasn't intentional), not someone who decided to continually be a dipshit and finally pissed me off to the point to where i said fuckit I NO LONGER CARE ABOUT YOU.

i keep coming back because i truly have the intent to get people paid back, i admitted to being a junky and that was interfering. SO I DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT. and now i'm back. so please stop cockblocking the people who have a VALID complaint against me so i can get back to doing what i said i would do.

ffs.. grow up and stop being selfish.

for everyone else. 15% more in your order if you put STFU WORKFORIT69 in your address area. think of it as a present from me to you.. like a coupon code :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on June 11, 2013, 04:27 am
Goddammit man. Either rip everyone else the fuck off or change your vendor name and move on. This weird-ass thing you're doing where you try to restore your integrity with those who were unlucky enough to have their dealings affected by the twists and turns of your own personal luck and circumstance it just too much of an outlier. I don't know what to do with it other than to wish that at least one other vendor I could name would do the same thing... but I won't name names. Metaphorically, I may be an easily purchased cheap whore, but in practice I'm not a whiny bitch with nothing better to do.

Good to see ya. I wasn't actually looking to buy, but who can resist a good coupon code? (See "cheap whore" reference above if any of this was unclear.)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on June 11, 2013, 08:15 am
dammit man.. part of having integrity is me not changing my name or ripping everyone off.

you do see the point i was making? if you want to yell and call me names at least you've got a leg to stand on, unlike our friend above us.. lol
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: teqno on June 11, 2013, 09:57 am
Still can't catch a break, huh? It'll eventual come. Got to give you A for effort on at least trying to make good.

I also see you guys till shaking off the dust off the bones? I haven't placed my order with you yet because I was kind of afraid that....

Waiting on a order for a long period of time that's the only order one got coming...It's like having to take a really bad shit, you know, when the turtle starts to peek out but can't go because someone is clogging up the toilet themselves...It sucks. 

I'll admit though, the gear is worth the journey but I can't help thinking if it's made to order... lol I'll see wassup this week though as I'll probably have a hand full of left over coins
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on June 11, 2013, 10:05 am
ive caught a small break. things are chugging along nicely, hopefully once the reviews start hitting there will be a pickup in orders since the process is working :)
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: teqno on June 12, 2013, 01:14 am
ive caught a small break. things are chugging along nicely, hopefully once the reviews start hitting there will be a pickup in orders since the process is working :)

Glad to hear it.  If it's the same gear as the stuff I got a month back they're in for a real treat.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: heisenburg on June 12, 2013, 01:51 am
well.. by casual inference from the meth thread gait, and trying to not toot my own horn prematurely..i might be right on fucking time
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: InfiniteSource on June 12, 2013, 02:24 am
well.. by casual inference from the meth thread gait, and trying to not toot my own horn prematurely..i might be right on fucking time
RELEASE THE FUCKING KRAKIN GOD DAMN IT. DO IT NOW.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on June 12, 2013, 07:58 am
ive caught a small break. things are chugging along nicely, hopefully once the reviews start hitting there will be a pickup in orders since the process is working :)

Holy shitballs, time-to-transit like in the oldie days. Hmmm... given the old, stealth ways, maybe you already slipped it into my pocket..... dammit... it was worth double checking though. I'll post a review asap. If its good, I'll pull out all the stops. If not, I'll revive the NAMBLA membership rumor. Though this point may have been better made pre-shipping. Damn my timing.

Kidding aside, really glad to see you on the sunny side of luck for a change and I'll post the fairest review possible and quote the old gods where appropriate.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: bp on June 13, 2013, 02:17 am
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for everyone else. 15% more in your order if you put STFU WORKFORIT69 in your address area. think of it as a present from me to you.. like a coupon code

Is this good for ....eh....backorders? :)

Good to see ya
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on June 17, 2013, 02:01 am
I posted a lengthier review in the meth vendor thread:

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=9715.msg1239534#msg1239534

Since then it seems the discussion on that thread has devolved into the online equivalent of a flock of old hens angrily cackling at their own echos because they think its another flock of old hens cackling. At least that as far as my interest level took me with it.

Enough of that shit.... I'm here to talk about Heisenburg's shit. Here are the facts:
 * turnaround time was within 24 hours (maybe I got lucky, but it was very fast)
 * package arrived in time for the weekend, so the package was shipped when it was marked as shipped
 * weight was extra heavy due to my liberal use of the coupon code
 * quality has been stellar
 * As I noted in the other review, packaging was completely satisfactory, just not the old-school, "wtf, I never ordered this crap.... oh... look.... drugs". Be the one to receive your package and open it in private.

What more could anyone want? Ok... maybe you wanted a reach-around at the same time because you're tired of the some of the other vendors not even having the common decency... I don't know... put the request in your order and see where it goes from there.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: cerebrospynal on June 29, 2013, 08:01 pm
After getting impatient for a little while, I am glad to see my order is now in transit. It seems Heisenburg has been slow to fill orders recently, or perhaps I'm in a long line of eager customers, but after reading about what a solid reputation he has had on SR since the early days I am confident that I'll be enjoying some of his famous permaculate by the middle of next week.

I see that he has received several good reviews in the last couple of weeks, but nothing more recent than a week ago.

Can anyone offer any insight on Heisenburg's reliability recently?

Feel free to make fun of me.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: cerebrospynal on July 03, 2013, 06:17 am
After getting impatient for a little while, I am glad to see my order is now in transit. It seems Heisenburg has been slow to fill orders recently, or perhaps I'm in a long line of eager customers, but after reading about what a solid reputation he has had on SR since the early days I am confident that I'll be enjoying some of his famous permaculate by the middle of next week.

I see that he has received several good reviews in the last couple of weeks, but nothing more recent than a week ago.

Can anyone offer any insight on Heisenburg's reliability recently?

Feel free to make fun of me.

I really don't know what to expect now, after seeing his rating plummet from an already questionable 92% to a downright shameful 83%, just tonight! If he really sent it when he said he did, I should definitely receive it by Wednesday. I receive packages from the opposite coast in only two days (over 2,500 miles away) - that's every time, without fail.

Even if I do get something tomorrow or Friday (since Thursday is a federal holiday), I doubt it will be the legendary Permaculate, the ultra-pure gear that has kept Heisenburg's sorry reputation barely limping along at a point where any other vendor with only decent gear would be long gone.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: Torn on July 03, 2013, 11:48 pm
... I doubt it will be the legendary Permaculate, the ultra-pure gear that has kept Heisenburg's sorry reputation barely limping along at a point where any other vendor with only decent gear would be long gone.

You're not giving his legendary and possibly patented reach-around technique enough credit.

At the end of the day, its like any other dysfunctional relationship propelled forward by our decisions and voluntary actions. If you think its going to be different with another vendor you're both right and wrong.... it will be until it isn't.
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: BenCousins on July 04, 2013, 05:28 pm
im sill waiting on an order from over a year ago hiesenberg......
Title: Re: Reviews: heisenburg
Post by: cerebrospynal on July 04, 2013, 06:09 pm
... I doubt it will be the legendary Permaculate, the ultra-pure gear that has kept Heisenburg's sorry reputation barely limping along at a point where any other vendor with only decent gear would be long gone.

You're not giving his legendary and possibly patented reach-around technique enough credit.

At the end of the day, its like any other dysfunctional relationship propelled forward by our decisions and voluntary actions. If you think its going to be different with another vendor you're both right and wrong.... it will be until it isn't.

Don't listen to me. I'm just cranky. I can't seem to decide on whether I'm going to be patient and understanding, or just eager, impatient and bitter.

Gotta keep the faith! At least one person gave me some reassurance that he'll come through. It seems a controversial subject. Perhaps taboo?

Is this typical newbie behavior? I imagine all of the experienced heads have been through what I'm going through now a thousand times over. Give me another month and a few more orders and I'm sure I'll assimilate well.

Like I said in the meth vendors review thread, I've learned a very important lesson here - don't tie up ALL of your BTC-eggs in one vendor-basket. Have multiple orders lined up in case one of them ends up dragging on and on.

I'm just being a crybaby! I didn't even get to place my order until last Thursday anyway (due to my dumb ass forgetting my PIN), and it doesn't help that mail is not being delivered today due to the holiday. Otherwise there's a good chance it would have arrived today. Damned Founding Fathers!

Oh well. I'm swinging back in the "confident" direction now and I'm thinking I'll finally get to take a big old hit tomorrow, and feel that electric buzz click on like DING DING DING! Ready for a very productive tweakend!