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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: HenryC0833 on July 08, 2013, 01:47 pm

Title: The newbie forum is a burned-out wasteland
Post by: HenryC0833 on July 08, 2013, 01:47 pm
... full of the empty husks of worn-out threads, roads to nowhere, brownian motion of the mind.  It's the downtown Detroit of this forum.  Block after blasted block of abandoned buildings, pointless real estate, with the occasional vegetable garden. 

Is there such of thing as randomness?  Is there order in this chaos?

50?  Really?
Title: Re: The newbie forum is a burned-out wasteland
Post by: Grounded on July 08, 2013, 02:01 pm
yeah really.
Title: Re: The newbie forum is a burned-out wasteland
Post by: Jones909 on July 08, 2013, 02:05 pm
There is the odd "name your penis after a movie" type thread.
Title: Re: The newbie forum is a burned-out wasteland
Post by: HenryC0833 on July 08, 2013, 02:22 pm
yeah really.

Easy for you to say, Mr. Fifty-one Posts.    ;D   See on the grown-up forums, hopefully eventually
Title: Re: The newbie forum is a burned-out wasteland
Post by: HenryC0833 on July 08, 2013, 02:25 pm
There is the odd "name your penis after a movie" type thread.

Touche!
Title: Re: The newbie forum is a burned-out wasteland
Post by: jlranier on July 08, 2013, 02:26 pm
... full of the empty husks of worn-out threads, roads to nowhere, brownian motion of the mind.  It's the downtown Detroit of this forum.  Block after blasted block of abandoned buildings, pointless real estate, with the occasional vegetable garden. 

Is there such of thing as randomness?  Is there order in this chaos?

50?  Really?

The limit is a lie
Title: Re: The newbie forum is a burned-out wasteland
Post by: HenryC0833 on July 08, 2013, 02:53 pm
Does that mean we don't get cake?  I refuse to believe that. 
Title: Re: The newbie forum is a burned-out wasteland
Post by: astor on July 08, 2013, 03:27 pm
... full of the empty husks of worn-out threads, roads to nowhere, brownian motion of the mind.  It's the downtown Detroit of this forum.  Block after blasted block of abandoned buildings, pointless real estate, with the occasional vegetable garden. 

Is there such of thing as randomness?  Is there order in this chaos?

50?  Really?

The Newbie section is serving its intended purpose. Other than the "spam to 50" threads, this shit was spread out all over the forum. Now it's all concentrated here.
Title: Re: The newbie forum is a burned-out wasteland
Post by: adragon2 on July 08, 2013, 03:40 pm
Burned out wasteland
Title: Re: The newbie forum is a burned-out wasteland
Post by: jlranier on July 08, 2013, 03:43 pm
Does that mean we don't get cake?  I refuse to believe that.

Yes, you'll get cake, just go to the next room...

In other news, I saw a deer today.
Title: Re: The newbie forum is a burned-out wasteland
Post by: Garrincha on July 08, 2013, 09:14 pm
What do you mean by "get cake"? Sorry, still learning SR slang lol!
Title: Re: The newbie forum is a burned-out wasteland
Post by: Wa1ter White on July 08, 2013, 09:23 pm
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Title: Re: The newbie forum is a burned-out wasteland
Post by: ycook on July 08, 2013, 09:27 pm
Where's the fun if you don' t have to spam to 50?
Title: Re: The newbie forum is a burned-out wasteland
Post by: cloneuk on July 09, 2013, 01:08 am
Unbelievable.
Title: Re: The newbie forum is a burned-out wasteland
Post by: Light Are on July 09, 2013, 01:11 am
Does that mean we don't get cake?  I refuse to believe that.

lol Nope we don't get cake
Title: Re: The newbie forum is a burned-out wasteland
Post by: buttonboy1234 on July 09, 2013, 01:31 am
If you've not got the patience to publish the minimum requirement of 50 posts, you don't deserve access to the rest of the forum.

There's 99% of spam in this forum, because a lot of the time this site attracts users who use it briefly over a few days then ditch it... many of their posts are irrelevant, abusive, full of spam and full of bullshit.

This nonsense would spread into other arenas of SR forum, which most of the time, is full of sensible, helpful advice.

So yeah... raise your post count or be quiet.
Title: Re: The newbie forum is a burned-out wasteland
Post by: why not on July 09, 2013, 01:55 am
What do you mean by "get cake"? Sorry, still learning SR slang lol!

Play Portal...
Title: Re: The newbie forum is a burned-out wasteland
Post by: meta on July 09, 2013, 02:18 am
Yes, yes it is... It's the burning threshold you must cross in order to enter the garden of higher discussion.

It's also an excellent way to quarantine spammers, numbskulls, and insidious drifters to one forum instead of contaminating the entirety with the stench of pointless conversation (well, even more so than it already is).
Title: Re: The newbie forum is a burned-out wasteland
Post by: Fireworm on July 10, 2013, 11:27 am
The characterisation you give it is too kind, if anything! The odd island of bollocks in an ocean of manure with occasional flotsam of rational thought was what sprang to my mind as I read your subject line.....drugs seem to loosen the tongue even if they can freeze the synapses....
Title: Re: The newbie forum is a burned-out wasteland
Post by: Fireworm on July 10, 2013, 11:38 am
Yes, yes it is... It's the burning threshold you must cross in order to enter the garden of higher discussion.

It's also an excellent way to quarantine spammers, numbskulls, and insidious drifters to one forum instead of contaminating the entirety with the stench of pointless conversation (well, even more so than it already is).

even more than it already is - how true. I think a much better way would be to make the qualification a spend of a minimum of 20BC on the Road or being a vendor with over 50 transactions. I don't welcome having to make 50 comments before entering a forum.
Title: Re: The newbie forum is a burned-out wasteland
Post by: HenryC0833 on July 10, 2013, 11:45 am
... or like an evil kindergarten with no teachers.

Seriously, I didn't think about the spam thing.  It seems to work because the grown-up forums are clean and relatively civilised.  So I've decided to look at it as my sacred duty, my time on the front lines fighting off spammers and scammers. 
Title: Re: The newbie forum is a burned-out wasteland
Post by: cloneuk on September 15, 2013, 01:04 pm
Takes long enough to deal with my orders and pms on SR just don't have time to trudge 50 steps down this road to nowhere.

Combine the 'schools out' style quality of threads in this forum, the fact you can't post in a spam thread at the same time as someone else (there's always some greedy cunt hogging it to themselves), the fucking captcha for every post with the slowness of this site and tor in general and you end up with never reaching that 50 post mark.

Been here a long time now and just can't be bothered doing this but hopefully one day with 1 or 2 posts every couple few months I'll get there.

Maybe there's a 50 posts on SR forum listing on Atlantis somewhere? Maybe SR could give vendors a break and let them post in the big forum without this torture?

Jesus, don't believe I've got to do another captcha when i edit my post as well. Of course i'm human i'm editing my own post ffs!
Title: Re: The newbie forum is a burned-out wasteland
Post by: Mitragyna on September 15, 2013, 01:09 pm
Haha, I love this forum. Will miss all the pointless babble once I join high school where the big guys hang out