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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: NorthernStar on July 04, 2013, 02:33 pm
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Can someone help me I have a problem, I can't stop smelling sexy panties, not like handbrake marks or even pissy pairs just 1 day old beautiful panties.
It started when me and my fiancee moved to a student shared house. The 2 girls in top flat, are proper cockteasers, like getting fucked and moaning so loud, well I stumbled into the bathroom one afternoon, and couldn't help noticing the washing basket was full, but on top was a pair of sexy pink silk panties. I immediately grabbed them and stuffed the down my pants, I quickly retreated to my bedroom for a proper inspection, They were so fucking sexy, with a stunning smell of pussy, this Charlotte is so fresh, she's a fresh fox, anyway I started wanking furiously and soon had them on my head,, the crotch part was damp with pussy juice and cum, it was such a turn on, Imagining her pussy inside them I soon exploded all over the crotch bit. Then I was ashamed, I put them back and hoped she wouldn't notice there was a pantie theif on the loose, we ll its now become a routine and \i can't stop, everyday I'm fishing through looking for lotty's panties. Sometimes she leaves a thong, Oh it's so addictive help am I ill?
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Yeah, nothing to do with the panties its just clear from the number of stupid threads and shit you write. You clearly suffer from serious arsehole seeking attention disease ;) So there you go, thats you diagnosed, k you attention seeking fuckwit ;)
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Thats awesome dude I nearly pissed myself reading your thread! ;D
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aww man. i feel you. could kill for a huff!!
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Hahah!!! Chill bro I used to do that when I lived in a boarding house... Wow I was one fucking sinner..
You see, my boarding house were actually rented houses and had strict rules blah blah blah
And, i'm a muslim.. Fasting month came around (Ramadan) and they unlocked doors for me so I can go to the main house (which is the girls house) for early breakfast.
So I'd make my breakfast, no one would be awake, and only the guards outside who were not allowed to enter the house except the back for the bathroom knew I was in there. They didn't give 2 fucks as long as I went back to my room of course.
After my breakfast (this is about 4:30-5:30 am) I was curious and snuck upstairs of the girls house and went to their bathroom to find their basket full of their clothes for washing.
Being the dirty shit I was, I just fished out a hot pair of panties, aware of the hot chicks that were living there and proceeded to smell, beat my meat right there for about 10 mins, as quick as i could!
My gosh I jizzed so hard, the rush of being there while they were asleep and not exactly knowing who's underwear and bras I were playing with, putting on my face just made me cum buckets.
Anyways i'd clean up, silently creep downstairs and go to my house (they were connected by a garden pathway that guards can kind of see) and go back to my room.
>I'm one shit muslim
Ahh good times in high school huh?
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Cheers... thecatinthehat101...and vallaki... nice to know there are decent people who empathize with my plight.....and salama likum, hearts. I know it's so addictive, but naughty.
Maybe we could swap panties, when we are both done lol ;D
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Lol Northern Star I admit I'm drunk right now but your funny. I like you but your crazy!
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I like your butt your so funny
;D You like his butt.
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;D
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No I like his panties sniffing ;) I think we all could learn a thing or two from this positive addiction!
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Bump sniffing panties is cool and its an addiction. A positive addiction, it's true Dr Phil told me so when I was on the show! ;)
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Can someone help me I have a problem, I can't stop smelling sexy panties, not like handbrake marks or even pissy pairs just 1 day old beautiful panties.
It started when me and my fiancee moved to a student shared house. The 2 girls in top flat, are proper cockteasers, like getting fucked and moaning so loud, well I stumbled into the bathroom one afternoon, and couldn't help noticing the washing basket was full, but on top was a pair of sexy pink silk panties. I immediately grabbed them and stuffed the down my pants, I quickly retreated to my bedroom for a proper inspection, They were so fucking sexy, with a stunning smell of pussy, this Charlotte is so fresh, she's a fresh fox, anyway I started wanking furiously and soon had them on my head,, the crotch part was damp with pussy juice and cum, it was such a turn on, Imagining her pussy inside them I soon exploded all over the crotch bit. Then I was ashamed, I put them back and hoped she wouldn't notice there was a pantie theif on the loose, we ll its now become a routine and \i can't stop, everyday I'm fishing through looking for lotty's panties. Sometimes she leaves a thong, Oh it's so addictive help am I ill?
I actually love your posts this is the third I have seen that has had me in stitches.
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I'm just glad one of my favorite words was used in this thread -" fuckwit " , also have you tried just talking to the underwear , to see how it feels about being sniffed ?
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Hairy mary, I said sexy panties not aunties bloomers, Lets have it right who want's to sniff your piss stained, fecal matter smeared, over sized granny knickers.
By the way, just because you have hairy armpits and are seriously ugly ( I bet) and if anyone tried sniffing your s they would keel over from toxic poisoning.
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Nothing about this is funny. You're a sexual deviant. I can't think of anything sadder than sniffing mystery panties.
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I'm not exactly up to date on my homosexual terminology but I wasn't aware you could be both a bear and a twink. Anyway, you are a vicious little sodomite and a bicycle seat sniffer and I hope you find treatment for your afflictions.
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Rape is for the kind of people who run about sniffing panties.
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Is that how you got herpes on your nostrils? ???
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I think some people are taking this out of context its supposed to be funny!
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You welcome to sniff my knickers anytime :)
thats hilarious
by the way i saw guy who sell smelly underwear on SR i will try to find this listing again
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You welcome to sniff my knickers anytime :)
thats hilarious
by the way i saw guy who sell smelly underwear on SR i will try to find this listing again
Wow, that's an offer I can't refuse. Sounds very sexy Vixen. Would love to find that listing are you serious? No my form is straightening just thinking about them. :P
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Hairy mary, I said sexy panties not aunties bloomers, Lets have it right who want's to sniff your piss stained, fecal matter smeared, over sized granny knickers.
By the way, just because you have hairy armpits and are seriously ugly ( I bet) and if anyone tried sniffing your s they would keel over from toxic poisoning.
Whatever pervert, you,ll never know thankfully but fyi i,m hot as fuck pal with lovely fresh sexy pants ;D bet the girl would be sick if she knew what you were doing, does your own girlfriend pants stink of shit and are toxic that your smelling some other girls, must be Ha Ha
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This thread is what I started my morning with today. I did not expect what I am reading.
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Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 72 hours.
I hate that I can't repeatedly neg this twat-waffle.
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This place has been described as the smartest forum on the internet.
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+1 for Northern star it takes balls to state on here honestly that you have a problem sniffing panties and sometimes dudes knickers!
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This place has been described as the smartest forum on the internet.
Case in point, my IQ went up just from opening this thread!
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This place has been described as the smartest forum on the internet.
I think fuckers like Northernstar sort of diminish that reputation.
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This place has been described as the smartest forum on the internet.
I think fuckers like Northernstar sort of diminish that reputation.
He,s also addicted to making stupid threads, attention seeking cunt :P
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He does lower the tone a little too far for my liking .
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Brilliant guy. He made an account called GayBruceCampbell and keeps sending me PM's calling me a nigger.
>:(
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Brilliant guy. He made an account called GayBruceCampbell and keeps sending me PM's calling me a nigger.
>:(
TBH Bruce i think he has a slight obsession with you aswell as sniffing pants and making stupid threads :o clearly a racist also then ::) away and suck yourself off NS its the only blow job you get ;) and you can make a thread about it ;)
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Brilliant guy. He made an account called GayBruceCampbell and keeps sending me PM's calling me a nigger.
>:(
i almost pissed myself from laugh
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Brilliant guy. He made an account called GayBruceCampbell and keeps sending me PM's calling me a nigger.
>:(
Sounds like a real barrel of fucking malignancy.
But, I doubt he would be as forthright in his opinions if he actually spoke to my buddy who is as black as coal but has a heart of gold.
Judging people on the colour of their skin is pretty silly. Also illegal. In fact, ask most people what is worse, smoking bud or calling someone a derogatory name when you do not even know them!
Internet is full of brave 'men' who enjoy being able to act out a fantasy of being superior.
Its hot as hell in the UK right now. Wish I was black because in a few hours I'll be some red faced lobster and my skin will peel like a lizard.
Crackerjack skin. I need factor 10 sunblock, cool drinks and a pretty women mopping my brow.
Good luck with the burning crosses asshole. And adopting a gay profile, your likely closet gay and ought to man up and come out and I got a good buddy who swings that way and would not mind meeting you. He is black so want to be the Ying and you can be the Yang.
Your going to look funny walking. ;D
But I think you'd love it.
PS - hope your other brain cell meets up with its partner.
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Oh, almost forgot.
Sniffing panties, its just a phase.
Best cure is to go on a date.
Or you can always buy a pair of panties on here. Someone sells them. Likely as not they are sprayed with urine. Thats what they do! They buy dozens of pairs and spray each one.
Sometimes I wish I could sell my underpants. But I got principles, and would not like to think anyone was wearing my underpants on their head and knocking one off.
;)
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Brilliant guy. He made an account called GayBruceCampbell and keeps sending me PM's calling me a nigger.
>:(
Well I'm only telling the truth! Quote from Bruce Campbell safely stored in my PM's I'm not black, black people can't use the internet. unquote......Who's racist now ?
Hairy mary you're a rotter you wench now fuck off back to redneck land you fucking ugly slag.
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Brilliant guy. He made an account called GayBruceCampbell and keeps sending me PM's calling me a nigger.
>:(
Well I'm only telling the truth! Quote from Bruce Campbell safely stored in my PM's I'm not black, black people can't use the internet. unquote......Who's racist now ?
Hairy mary you're a rotter you wench now fuck off back to redneck land you fucking ugly slag.
Whatever away n hook up with your local $5 hooker you diseased cunt!
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What the fuck , leave Mary the fuck out of your twisted excuse for a brain you backwards piece of shit .
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I told him black people don't use TOR...
:D
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Fuck yeah i used to sniff my step sisters nickers ;D ohhhh how sweet they smelled! mmmmmmmmmmm i''m remembering that smell just thinking about it!!!
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My spider senses detect a bullshit story (OP)
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MIGHT AS WELL FACE IT, YOU'RE ADDICTED TO SNAIL-TRAILS!
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I told him black people don't use TOR...
:D
Don't start lying you sweaty baboon......You said I'm not black, black people don't use the internet....Not tor you lying cunt....we will ask a mod to check my pm's then you lying piece of scum.
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What the fuck , leave Mary the fuck out of your twisted excuse for a brain you backwards piece of shit .
Or what ? you homosexual.....Mary is a fat turd, with a smelly fat arse....Maybe you where fucking the fat piece of spunk, and she turned you gay...are you a fucking trailor trash bumboy?
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Close girl at the time, nothing more than a friend, text me while she was at work. Asked if I'd go to her house and make sure your hair iron thingy was off. I did. And her bathroom was right next to her room, where I raided her panty drawer, took a couple pairs...for later ;), and found her 'adult' toys. :)
Yep. We're dudes. We pee standing up!
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Close girl at the time, nothing more than a friend, text me while she was at work. Asked if I'd go to her house and make sure your hair iron thingy was off. I did. And her bathroom was right next to her room, where I raided her panty drawer, took a couple pairs...for later ;), and found her 'adult' toys. :)
Yep. We're dudes. We pee standing up!
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We sure are my friend, the people who are saying they haven't/ wouldn't are either gay or lying their asses of. Everybody has played doctors and nurses or experimented, it's usually the loudest protestations who are hiding the worst secrets. Its good to know there are 5 people who have also done it ;D
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Here you go NS, knock yourself out.
(clearnet address) www.ebanned.net
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Shit this cracked me up 8) I admit I have sniffed a pair or 2 but never the nasty looking panties always the sexy hotpants or g-strings ;)
Nothing wrong with it, perfectly natural ;)
+1 NorthernStar
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You detect it did in no going and you tell me do thing I don't running. ;)
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You could actually get laid instead of sniffing underwear you know. It's not entirely difficult.
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HAHAHAHAHAHHA Dude! Nothing wrong with that I used to do it all the time with my girlfriends panties ;)
Look just keep an eye on what you're grabbing because I was at this chix house onetime and thought I was grabbing up some sophies and I was having a great time with my wank until I realized it was her brothers fucking briefs! lmao dude nothing wrong with what you're doing ;D Peace, Drugs and Panty sniffing 8)
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Well since you sniffed man panties and wanked you're gay now.
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Well since you sniffed man panties and wanked you're gay now.
Ohhh yes! I am absolutely crazy for the D LMAO ;D
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How's this for irony, I FUCKED half the girls whose panties are being mentioned in this thread and blew my load in each and every one of them the very night before you went sneaking through their dirty laundry.
You all came to my cum. Welcome to homo-sexuality. Fags.
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HAHAHAHAHAHHA Dude! Nothing wrong with that I used to do it all the time with my girlfriends panties ;)
Look just keep an eye on what you're grabbing because I was at this chix house onetime and thought I was grabbing up some sophies and I was having a great time with my wank until I realized it was her brothers fucking briefs! lmao dude nothing wrong with what you're doing ;D Peace, Drugs and Panty sniffing 8)
damn dude, this was one of those threads that got me in trouble with the wife.
I laughed so hard, she just had to know what I was doing.
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How's this for irony, I FUCKED half the girls whose panties are being mentioned in this thread and blew my load in each and every one of them the very night before you went sneaking through their dirty laundry.
You all came to my cum. Welcome to homo-sexuality. Fags.
Nice bro! hahahahahahahahaha
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Can someone help me I have a problem, I can't stop smelling sexy panties, not like handbrake marks or even pissy pairs just 1 day old beautiful panties.
It started when me and my fiancee moved to a student shared house. The 2 girls in top flat, are proper cockteasers, like getting fucked and moaning so loud, well I stumbled into the bathroom one afternoon, and couldn't help noticing the washing basket was full, but on top was a pair of sexy pink silk panties. I immediately grabbed them and stuffed the down my pants, I quickly retreated to my bedroom for a proper inspection, They were so fucking sexy, with a stunning smell of pussy, this Charlotte is so fresh, she's a fresh fox, anyway I started wanking furiously and soon had them on my head,, the crotch part was damp with pussy juice and cum, it was such a turn on, Imagining her pussy inside them I soon exploded all over the crotch bit. Then I was ashamed, I put them back and hoped she wouldn't notice there was a pantie theif on the loose, we ll its now become a routine and \i can't stop, everyday I'm fishing through looking for lotty's panties. Sometimes she leaves a thong, Oh it's so addictive help am I ill?
Am I ill ? Fuck no bro, I sniff seats where girls have been sat and its acceptable in our household we even have a name for it "qumfing" we call it.....
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The idea I think pops in all of our heads, man... wonder what she smells like / tastes like / feels like, etc. And there is nothing wrong with that... but to all those who think it is okay to go routing through someone else's personal belongings, sniffing bodily waste to get off, you're sadly the minority in society. I lost my virginity when I was 11 years old, and there wasn't much curiosity needed from that point forward, so perhaps I can't wrap my brain around this. I would say if you actually have gone routing through a girls dirty underwear... you're likely suffering from an obsessive personality disorder of some kind.
There is nothing okay with sniffing some random girls panties, friend, stranger, etc. --Maybe some of you have a fetish, or love your girlfriend's juice... I can dig that. And sniffing your girls/wifes panties while she is away, or something, is not far-fetched for most men, I'd say. But unless you are entirely sexually depraved, then there should be nothing in your mind that says that this is okay.
I sniff drugs, not panties. And, not to brag, but I've never had issues sleeping with the women I want to sleep with... also why I probably don't get it. I've slept with most of my female friends, and a lot of women in general. And I've never once sniffed a pair of panties... I've sniffed a few vaginas, encased in a layer of panties... but never JUST the dirty underwear... that's tragically pathetic. :/
These very same people who do this, probably also went through their mothers, sisters, cousins, etc. 'dirty undies' as children; thus imbuing the obsession. At least, that's what psychology would lead one to believe... something perverse and socially unacceptable.
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^^^
My entire god damn point.
I barely lick actual pussy out of indifference and selfishness.
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He's just sharing, encourage him a little and he might tell you all about his used sock fetish too.....
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He's just sharing, encourage him a little and he might tell you all about his used sock fetish too.....
In the name of transparency I have stolen women's used socks and masturbated into them.
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He's just sharing, encourage him a little and he might tell you all about his used sock fetish too.....
In the name of transparency I have stolen women's used socks and masturbated into them.
Because you knew she would do HER laundry, much sooner than yours.... Wise move my friend, wise move.
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i'll be listing used womens socks next week just for you @ Bruce
:P
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Why in gods name is this thread still so popular? Is it the pantie sniffing, the seat sniffing, or just the cum laced dude's knickers being sniffed by you sick bastards?
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Something i came across the past week on the news lol.
this dude is one level above , i guess the seat smelled so good he lost control :)
Clearnet-
http://www.thelocal.se/48642/20130623/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTHv-C3QaQA#at=17
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lol how did this make multiple pages? 0_o I sniff drugs and vaginas as well.
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Something i came across the past week on the news lol.
this dude is one level above , i guess the seat smelled so good he lost control :)
Clearnet-
http://www.thelocal.se/48642/20130623/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTHv-C3QaQA#at=17
HAHAHA he qumfed the seat quality :) (also strange and freaky !)
This threads popular cos its bloody amusing and now we're going to have something worth buying from SR, bring on the sweaty socks whoop whoop !
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Apparently in some Asian countries there are vending machines where you can buy used women's underwear.
There are different types as well.. School girl, mother, granny.
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Apparently in some Asian countries there are vending machines where you can buy used women's underwear.
There are different types as well.. School girl, mother, granny.
This is true.
http://gakuran.com/eng/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/r0014649b1.jpg
http://f00.inventorspot.com/images/panty-vending-machine.img_assist_custom.jpg
https://lh3.ggpht.com/-_4-YllXaojc/T6I4SiPLg7I/AAAAAAAAy94/Gv9y6KUe7zY/s1600/Used_schoolgirl_panties_vending_machine.jpg
lemonwackyhello.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/underwear_vending.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y270/humanashtray/Randomosity/200106_vending_machine.jpg
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Ohhhh well erm thats ummm.... weird !
Gotta love them (seedy) asians !
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Ohhh what a sexy bicycle seat.
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Ohhh what a sexy bicycle seat.
Glad im not the only one who thinks its hot !!!
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I'm not exactly up to date on my homosexual terminology but I wasn't aware you could be both a bear and a twink. Anyway, you are a vicious little sodomite and a bicycle seat sniffer and I hope you find treatment for your afflictions.
Bicycle seat sniffing weirdos...
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I'm not exactly up to date on my homosexual terminology but I wasn't aware you could be both a bear and a twink. Anyway, you are a vicious little sodomite and a bicycle seat sniffer and I hope you find treatment for your afflictions.
Bicycle seat sniffing weirdos...
I prefer to call them qumpfing connoisseurs :o
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Ohhh what a sexy bicycle seat.
Glad im not the only one who thinks its hot !!!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
@North Star you should try sniff bicycle seats thats the new trend i bet its smells no less than underwear
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Ohhh what a sexy bicycle seat.
Glad im not the only one who thinks its hot !!!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
@North Star you should try sniff bicycle seats thats the new trend i bet its smells no less than underwear
If only I had a vendors account, I could make some serious cash there must be a good market for that shit !!! ::)
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I'm not exactly up to date on my homosexual terminology but I wasn't aware you could be both a bear and a twink. Anyway, you are a vicious little sodomite and a bicycle seat sniffer and I hope you find treatment for your afflictions.
Bicycle seat sniffing weirdos...
I prefer to call them qumpfing connoisseurs :o
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=whiffle%20sniffer
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Haha love it, my mates already used it in a facebook status :)
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Ha! Great thread, thanks for the laugh!
Can't say I've ever found the smell of anyone's crotch area sexy no matter how visually attractive or clean they were.
Lickin dem feet though <3
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Ha! Great thread, thanks for the laugh!
Can't say I've ever found the smell of anyone's crotch area sexy no matter how visually attractive or clean they were.
Lickin dem feet though <3
I will sniff n lick anything I have a fetish for being a fucktard ;)
Yeah it amused me too bud still can't believe people actually do that shit lol
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;)This thread is to crazy but I can't stop laughing at it with all the funny ass comments people left. You guys are are crazy, I like you guys but your crazy.
I can't stop laughing now every time I think about it son of a bitch! :)
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WOW
Cool thread ;D
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From memory there was an Australian politician who lost his job after sniffing the seat of a female politician while in parliament..
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HAHAHAHAHAHHA Dude! Nothing wrong with that I used to do it all the time with my girlfriends panties ;)
Look just keep an eye on what you're grabbing because I was at this chix house onetime and thought I was grabbing up some sophies and I was having a great time with my wank until I realized it was her brothers fucking briefs! lmao dude nothing wrong with what you're doing ;D Peace, Drugs and Panty sniffing 8)
damn dude, this was one of those threads that got me in trouble with the wife.
I laughed so hard, she just had to know what I was doing.
hahahahaha XDDD My bad bro lmao!!
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From memory there was an Australian politician who lost his job after sniffing the seat of a female politician while in parliament..
Party Boy Troy
Troy Buswell
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LOL i cant stop laughing either its too amusing , continue guys its all good
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I cannot fucking WAIT until my sister leaves today. She hasn't done her laundry all week, there's gotta be some ZESTIES IN THAT PILE!
RIGHTEOUS WANK MATE It's NOT A DISEASE . It's normal, I pee sitting down! FUCK YES.
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NorthernStar maybe you'll find an added bonus some dude's knickers in the pile extra crispy the way you like em?
Try sniffing those babies that will give you the rush I guarantee!
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NorthernStar maybe you'll find an added bonus some dude's knickers in the pile extra crispy the way you like em?
Try sniffing those babies that will give you the rush I guarantee!
Bonus? Dude, I've been wearing the same tighty whiteys for 3 weeks! Ever get high on your own supply?? That's the fuck BEST. I love my own skidmarks.
- NorthernStar
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Omg... he bested me I don't know what to say to that!
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Omg... he bested me I don't know what to say to that!
Around my house we have a name for the crust found in undies.... FRUIT SNACKS.
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Omg... he bested me I don't know what to say to that!
Around my house we have a name for the crust found in undies.... FRUIT SNACKS.
We call it bum cheese on undercrackers....
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I feel clean now that I'm learning other people have ass-cheese
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Hey NorthernStar do your tighty whiteys have those abrasion holes (ya know from impact) with the brown skid marks? We call those blow holes!
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Northernstar stop fucking messaging me. Your thread isn't funny. Neither are you.
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Northernstar stop fucking messaging me. Your thread isn't funny. Neither are you.
You're correct. I am not funny. I'm honestly a fat little 15 year old brittish faggot who beats off to man-panties and skidmarks.
Me, NorthernStar? Definitely the least funny person here.
I'm not being sarcastic. I'm fucking terrible at life.