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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: livestr0ng on June 16, 2013, 07:10 am

Title: I found a dildo on SR
Post by: livestr0ng on June 16, 2013, 07:10 am
This is the first time I've come across this and I got pretty excited. I don't mean excited like in my pants just excited like "hah yay a dildo"...

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/a7f0f9c834
Title: Re: I found a dildo on SR
Post by: livestr0ng on June 16, 2013, 07:12 am
Also note that it says "Waterproof vibrator". Does that mean there's ones that aren't? If so, there's a dildo engineer that needs to get fired.
Title: Re: I found a dildo on SR
Post by: BruceCampbell on June 16, 2013, 07:22 am
He also sells tit substance of some sort.

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/9082d94132
Title: Re: I found a dildo on SR
Post by: livestr0ng on June 16, 2013, 07:33 am
He also sells tit substance of some sort.

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/9082d94132
Hmm never heard of that before. I wonder if its a sham. On a side note, he says its from his wife. I assume there's a way to get some form of DNA samples from that. Doesn't sound like a good idea to sell fluids of a family member the same way one sells illegal drugs.
Title: Re: I found a dildo on SR
Post by: BruceCampbell on June 16, 2013, 08:07 am
I mean I don't want to be the guy that tells the guy not to sell his boob juice man. But I guess that's a security risk I suppose.
Title: Re: I found a dildo on SR
Post by: TheGhosst on June 16, 2013, 08:30 am
Anyone up for a dildo fight?

Boob juice. lawl  ;D
Title: Re: I found a dildo on SR
Post by: Somepup on June 16, 2013, 09:45 am
I don't mean excited like in my pants just excited like "hah yay a dildo"...


i laughed so hard at this
Title: Re: I found a dildo on SR
Post by: livestr0ng on June 16, 2013, 05:44 pm
I mean I don't want to be the guy that tells the guy not to sell his boob juice man. But I guess that's a security risk I suppose.
agreed. not it!
Anyone up for a dildo fight?
its go time!
I don't mean excited like in my pants just excited like "hah yay a dildo"...


i laughed so hard at this
;D
Title: Re: I found a dildo on SR
Post by: Amadeus on June 16, 2013, 11:22 pm
This is the only dildo I have seen in SR and the only one in the category of sexual toys. I'd like to see more of these there and buy a good one for me :P
Title: Re: I found a dildo on SR
Post by: Croskin on June 16, 2013, 11:42 pm
dildo+weed whacker= Hard Drive Wiper PRO... So glad that someone finally put something useful on SR ^.^
Title: Re: I found a dildo on SR
Post by: RFTS on June 17, 2013, 05:12 am
Hahaha wow, who says SR is just for drugs :D
Title: Re: I found a dildo on SR
Post by: astor on June 17, 2013, 05:27 am
Hahaha wow, who says SR is just for drugs :D

It's a good place to hide your drugs.
Title: Re: I found a dildo on SR
Post by: TrashBox on June 17, 2013, 06:18 am
I don't want to be the guy that tells the guy not to sell his boob juice

LOLzzzzz

I <3 SR
Title: Re: I found a dildo on SR
Post by: Somepup on June 17, 2013, 12:11 pm
This is the only dildo I have seen in SR and the only one in the category of sexual toys. I'd like to see more of these there and buy a good one for me :P

Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Amadeus, Amadeus,
Oh oh oh Amadeus.

OR

Hot Potatoes, Hot Potatoes, Hot Potatoes
Hot Potatoes, Hot Potatoes, Hot Potatoes
Hot Potatoes, Hot Potatoes
Oh oh oh Hot Potatoes

You choose. It's definitely up there with Louis Louis as the most misinterpreted lyrics of all time.
Title: Re: I found a dildo on SR
Post by: Amadeus on June 17, 2013, 08:38 pm
This is the only dildo I have seen in SR and the only one in the category of sexual toys. I'd like to see more of these there and buy a good one for me :P

Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Amadeus, Amadeus,
Oh oh oh Amadeus.

OR

Hot Potatoes, Hot Potatoes, Hot Potatoes
Hot Potatoes, Hot Potatoes, Hot Potatoes
Hot Potatoes, Hot Potatoes
Oh oh oh Hot Potatoes

You choose. It's definitely up there with Louis Louis as the most misinterpreted lyrics of all time.

That song is awesome dude. That's indeed why I chose this username.
Title: Re: I found a dildo on SR
Post by: Jasper800 on June 17, 2013, 08:46 pm
You found it,  you buy it.
Title: Re: I found a dildo on SR
Post by: livestr0ng on June 17, 2013, 08:50 pm
You found it,  you buy it.
Damn I forgot that new rule. I'm heading over to SR now
 ;)
Title: Re: I found a dildo on SR
Post by: Jasper800 on June 17, 2013, 08:58 pm
You found it,  you buy it.
Damn I forgot that new rule. I'm heading over to SR now
 ;)

Yeah, gotta read the rules dude. I just had to order this: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/9082d94132   I'm in for a wild ride.  :o
Title: Re: I found a dildo on SR
Post by: livestr0ng on June 17, 2013, 09:07 pm
You found it,  you buy it.
Damn I forgot that new rule. I'm heading over to SR now
 ;)

Yeah, gotta read the rules dude. I just had to order this: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/9082d94132   I'm in for a wild ride.  :o
Let me know if you want to borrow my dildo for some "extra support" on your journey.
Title: Re: I found a dildo on SR
Post by: Jasper800 on June 17, 2013, 09:19 pm
I'm just glad his wife's hot. :-[