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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: PuretyAboveAll on June 10, 2013, 07:43 pm
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Try and tell a complete stranger a secret, preferably iRL. But even online, can work too. Omegle, chatroulete and so on. Or even in here for that matter.
Just try it, I promise you it is gonna take you places you never knew.
I'm dying to hear your feedback, from those who are queries enough to try it.
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oh , I do that all the time , I can't help it - it's never incriminating though .
It's a good way to weed out assholes , there response gives them away !
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hahaha hell yea dude lmao I once tried to stick my fist in my ass on molly shrooms and bud lmao needless to say.. After succeeding i felt like shit the next day. oh yea and onetime I \was fucking the chick that at the time I just knew was the one and I kept smelling shit so being a guy I was thinking "dude, did I forget to wipe?" And i kept smelling around and eventually we switched to doggy and when I finally looked down, I was like wtf!?! cuz it looked like a little nugget of shit had gotten trapped between her cheeks and pancaked to both ass cheeks. I very carefully wiped her ass with her panties as not to make her aware of how fuckin gross she is and fake orgasmed and went home. She still does not know to this day hahaha.
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you faked an orgasm as a guy?! DUUUUUDE! i would hi-5 but in that situation, I wouldve puked on the bitch gave her strawberries and cream and bailedddd
still man, epic kudos for faking. Out of curiosity how did u fake it? I've tricked a bitch. fucking her from behind when she said she doesn't want to get blasted on her face. I spat silently in between her ass cheeks so she thought I came and when she turned around. BOOM HEADSHOT
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hahaha hell yea dude lmao I once tried to stick my fist in my ass on molly shrooms and bud lmao needless to say.. After succeeding i felt like shit the next day. oh yea and onetime I \was fucking the chick that at the time I just knew was the one and I kept smelling shit so being a guy I was thinking "dude, did I forget to wipe?" And i kept smelling around and eventually we switched to doggy and when I finally looked down, I was like wtf!?! cuz it looked like a little nugget of shit had gotten trapped between her cheeks and pancaked to both ass cheeks. I very carefully wiped her ass with her panties as not to make her aware of how fuckin gross she is and fake orgasmed and went home. She still does not know to this day hahaha.
LMAO!!! OMG DUDE!!! LOL.. THIS SERIOUSLY MADE ME ALMOST ROFL.. bRO, word of advice,
Keep your first an any other objects OUT YOUR ASS.. maybe you should Tat a tramp stamp on u with a arrow pointing down saying " EXIT ONLY. ONE WAY STREET..
UNLESS your just into that kinda shit, call your self up a dominatrix im sure they can work something out.. lol
I had a similar indecent happen when i was banging a chick, we got fucked up, and same as u, when i flipped her over kept smelling shit, never saw any But fucked up my whole night, couldn't even concentrate to get off, Had to fake, then OUT THE DOOR I WENT TO NEVER SEE THAT SHIT SMELLING WHORE AGAIN!!!
o and MY BIG SECRET..... I took 25Grand to have sex with the queen of England!! best lay in my LIFE!!!
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BOOM HEADSHOT
+1 for making me spit tea all over my keyboard ;D
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you faked an orgasm as a guy?! DUUUUUDE! i would hi-5 but in that situation, I wouldve puked on the bitch gave her strawberries and cream and bailedddd
still man, epic kudos for faking. Out of curiosity how did u fake it? I've tricked a bitch. fucking her from behind when she said she doesn't want to get blasted on her face. I spat silently in between her ass cheeks so she thought I came and when she turned around. BOOM HEADSHOT
Hahahaha dude all you do is fake bust a nut in the rubber and slip it off all quick and shit and flush that bitch. hahahaha hahaha hell yea dude lmao I once tried to stick my fist in my ass on molly shrooms and bud lmao needless to say.. After succeeding i felt like shit the next day. oh yea and onetime I \was fucking the chick that at the time I just knew was the one and I kept smelling shit so being a guy I was thinking "dude, did I forget to wipe?" And i kept smelling around and eventually we switched to doggy and when I finally looked down, I was like wtf!?! cuz it looked like a little nugget of shit had gotten trapped between her cheeks and pancaked to both ass cheeks. I very carefully wiped her ass with her panties as not to make her aware of how fuckin gross she is and fake orgasmed and went home. She still does not know to this day hahaha.
LMAO!!! OMG DUDE!!! LOL.. THIS SERIOUSLY MADE ME ALMOST ROFL.. bRO, word of advice,
Keep your first an any other objects OUT YOUR ASS.. maybe you should Tat a tramp stamp on u with a arrow pointing down saying " EXIT ONLY. ONE WAY STREET..
UNLESS your just into that kinda shit, call your self up a dominatrix im sure they can work something out.. lol
I had a similar indecent happen when i was banging a chick, we got fucked up, and same as u, when i flipped her over kept smelling shit, never saw any But fucked up my whole night, couldn't even concentrate to get off, Had to fake, then OUT THE DOOR I WENT TO NEVER SEE THAT SHIT SMELLING WHORE AGAIN!!!
o and MY BIG SECRET..... I took 25Grand to have sex with the queen of England!! best lay in my LIFE!!!
i used to like getting stuff up my ass dude but somehow after that things changed lmao But i was almost sure I was at least bi back then too. Dude I give kuddos to every dude that has been able to handle a paigey poo situation 8) There's no way dude! how did you do that hahahaha?
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Pretty fucking gross. I've fucked a bitch that didn't wipe good enough but I couldn't smell it, only see it during doggy but that fist shit, wtf man :o
[deleted my secret]
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Damnit. Now Im tired as hell and trying to think of the most disgusting thing thing Ive ever done.
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Pretty fucking gross. I've fucked a bitch that didn't wipe good enough but I couldn't smell it, only see it during doggy but that fist shit, wtf man :o
[deleted my secret]
I'll forever know the secret about little jacks, Jack. And all about Hilary.
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Pretty fucking gross. I've fucked a bitch that didn't wipe good enough but I couldn't smell it, only see it during doggy but that fist shit, wtf man :o
[deleted my secret]
I'll forever know the secret about little jacks, Jack. And all about Hilary.
Aww shit. I guess you will... :-[
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I was fooling around with this one cute chic, and as things were getting hotter, I was went down on her only to discover she has a cock, I was shocked, but regardless I still sucked that cock of hers and I sucked it good! I made her bust all in my mouth then I spit it back on her cock and keep sucking her good! I haven't told anyone about this encounter.
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I was fooling around with this one cute chic, and as things were getting hotter, I was went down on her only to discover she has a cock, I was shocked, but regardless I still sucked that cock of hers and I sucked it good! I made her bust all in my mouth then I spit it back on her cock and keep sucking her good! I haven't told anyone about this encounter.
I would have done the same thing dude hahahaha I mean shit you only live once and if you want to experience dick cuz your curious or whatever then fuckin do it! ;D
Naturally i'm gross though hahaha kinda a crust punk over here lmao (except for shit, i hate shit)
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Omg you guys are making me think most guys r bi lol ....
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Omg you guys are making me think most guys r bi lol ....
I'm a man and my thoughts throughout this thread have pretty much been what the fuck. Fisting your ass? Blowing a tranny? :o
Please don't get the wrong idea about us Bunny. Typical men don't do these things.
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I hope not lol this is scary ... I wouldn't want my bf doing stuff like that
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I have grown to hate all of my real life friends. I mean, we all used to be really close, but as time passed I just started hating them. They're all brainless pop-cultured obsessed monkeys who act as if they're all lesbians and hate men when in reality the only reason they act that way is because they rarely ever get men looking their way because they act so fucking annoying. The only time they've ever fucked any man was when they got shitfaced drunk. This is how two out of three of them have lost their virginity. On a bathroom floor, blacked out. And the next day, when the guys say "lets not get serious", they act as though they're straight up gay again. I've distanced myself from them because they have made me feel like shit because the person I've decided to be for the rest of my life so happens to be a man. They make fun of him just because he's a boy (he's doesn't even believe in straight, gay, etc). He doesn't give two shits, he tells me "I hate your bitchy fuckin' friends dude" all the time lol, but I mind it. I love men and women equally, I've been playing both teams since 13, but the way they act makes me so ashamed to be a bi sexual women, they offend me. And I really wish I could tell them this, but then mob theory comes into play and they act as if they've done nothing wrong.
So, in short, I have no true friends. I'm a very lonely person when it comes to friends, hence me getting on forums. I really want to meet cool people that I can hang out and talk with without getting so pissed off that I might hit the person, but around where I'm from, everyone is a fucking hipster douchebag. Literally. >:(
That felt good to get off my chest.
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I think I would get arrested for most of my secrets, but they don't include fisting trannys or sucking off ladyboys.
ACE
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The missus ..... I feel ur paid girl ... I also don't have any true friends its sucks .... I be lonely most of the time to .... but I must I admit that sometimws I push people away because I do t feel like talking on the phone or go out drinking ....
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The missus ..... I feel ur paid girl ... I also don't have any true friends its sucks .... I be lonely most of the time to .... but I must I admit that sometimws I push people away because I do t feel like talking on the phone or go out drinking ....
For real, it gets hard letting people in when you've been pushing them away for so long, it just starts becoming normal. It's a tough habit to break :/
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The Missus I have no idea how to find good friend IRL but I know they're out there. Although in defense of those women I will say that we men are in fact assholes. :)
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The missus ..... I feel ur paid girl ... I also don't have any true friends its sucks .... I be lonely most of the time to .... but I must I admit that sometimws I push people away because I do t feel like talking on the phone or go out drinking ....
For real, it gets hard letting people in when you've been pushing them away for so long, it just starts becoming normal. It's a tough habit to break :/
You should invite loads of people around the house and feed them all MDMA and stims, that way you can have a different group of best friends whenever you want, you´ll find you eventually get sick of people in general.
ACE
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The missus ..... I feel ur paid girl ... I also don't have any true friends its sucks .... I be lonely most of the time to .... but I must I admit that sometimws I push people away because I do t feel like talking on the phone or go out drinking ....
For real, it gets hard letting people in when you've been pushing them away for so long, it just starts becoming normal. It's a tough habit to break :/
You should invite loads of people around the house and feed them all MDMA and stims, that way you can have a different group of best friends whenever you want, you´ll find you eventually get sick of people in general.
ACE
I've got nothing better to do with strange people, so I will in fact do this. This sounds promising 8).
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The missus ..... I feel ur paid girl ... I also don't have any true friends its sucks .... I be lonely most of the time to .... but I must I admit that sometimws I push people away because I do t feel like talking on the phone or go out drinking ....
For real, it gets hard letting people in when you've been pushing them away for so long, it just starts becoming normal. It's a tough habit to break :/
You should invite loads of people around the house and feed them all MDMA and stims, that way you can have a different group of best friends whenever you want, you´ll find you eventually get sick of people in general.
ACE
I've got nothing better to do with strange people, so I will in fact do this. This sounds promising 8).
I can attest to the fact that everyone loves you when you have loads of MDMA. I can also attest to the fact that you get tired of being around people. I can also attest to the fact that people start disappearing out of your life left and right when you stop making them tons of cash and giving them free stuff.
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The missus ..... I feel ur paid girl ... I also don't have any true friends its sucks .... I be lonely most of the time to .... but I must I admit that sometimws I push people away because I do t feel like talking on the phone or go out drinking ....
For real, it gets hard letting people in when you've been pushing them away for so long, it just starts becoming normal. It's a tough habit to break :/
You should invite loads of people around the house and feed them all MDMA and stims, that way you can have a different group of best friends whenever you want, you´ll find you eventually get sick of people in general.
ACE
I've got nothing better to do with strange people, so I will in fact do this. This sounds promising 8).
You´ll find you meet some really interesting people on drugs. even more so if its you that drugs them, they tend to open up more, like clams
ACE
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The missus ..... I feel ur paid girl ... I also don't have any true friends its sucks .... I be lonely most of the time to .... but I must I admit that sometimws I push people away because I do t feel like talking on the phone or go out drinking ....
For real, it gets hard letting people in when you've been pushing them away for so long, it just starts becoming normal. It's a tough habit to break :/
You should invite loads of people around the house and feed them all MDMA and stims, that way you can have a different group of best friends whenever you want, you´ll find you eventually get sick of people in general.
ACE
I've got nothing better to do with strange people, so I will in fact do this. This sounds promising 8).
You´ll find you meet some really interesting people on drugs. even more so if its you that drugs them, they tend to open up more, like clams
ACE
Very true. And when you give drugs to women their legs tend to open up like clams :P
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I'm not a xtacy fan :( but I love lsd n shrooms n where I live everyone is scared to tried this stuff because people make up all these horror stories about them lol .... so I think I'm the only one in town that do these while everyone else smoking or doing x
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I'm not a xtacy fan :( but I love lsd n shrooms n where I live everyone is scared to tried this stuff because people make up all these horror stories about them lol .... so I think I'm the only one in town that do these while everyone else smoking or doing x
Thats why you need to forcibly drug them.
I´ve always dreamt about emptying a vat of pure LSD liquid into a towns water supply, ever since I saw that batman film where that gas makes people trip the fuck out, oh and the Simpsons episode where he puts peyote in the towns drinks. OMG..
ACE
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I'm not a xtacy fan :( but I love lsd n shrooms n where I live everyone is scared to tried this stuff because people make up all these horror stories about them lol .... so I think I'm the only one in town that do these while everyone else smoking or doing x
Thats why you need to forcibly drug them.
I´ve always dreamt about emptying a vat of pure LSD liquid into a towns water supply, ever since I saw that batman film where that gas makes people trip the fuck out, oh and the Simpsons episode where he puts peyote in the towns drinks. OMG..
ACE
I've always had a fantasy of going to a police station and putting LSD on the driver door handles of all of the police cruisers. I mentioned that in another thread here somewhere.
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I'm not a xtacy fan :(
Say what!?
I've never heard anyone (that used real MDMA) say this before.
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I'm not a xtacy fan :(
Say what!?
I've never heard anyone (that used real MDMA) say this before.
I feel the same way but I've seen maybe five other members here say that they don't like it and would never do it again. MDMA that they got off the road too! Craziness!!!
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Thats why you need to forcibly drug them.
I´ve always dreamt about emptying a vat of pure LSD liquid into a towns water supply, ever since I saw that batman film where that gas makes people trip the fuck out, oh and the Simpsons episode where he puts peyote in the towns drinks. OMG..
ACE
You are a FREAK!
I used to be REALLY into this freaky guy once. I would have done anything to please him and he knew that. He had this fantasy where he would get me so high that I was basically dead by fucking a ton of different drugs into me. It's not really a secret, it just really turns me on.
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*DRUNK POST*
What is up with this thread? It seems like some of you blame other people because you cannot relate to them. There are so many people in this world thinking the exact same thing as you. If you have problems finding a real friend, the problem is in yourself. Have you ever tried going for a week or a month just smiling to everyone you see? Have you talked to them and given them a chance to relate to you and you to them, ignoring background, race, gender etc? If you want a friendship to be true, honest and meaningful you have to create it yourself. It is YOU that have the power to create the friendships that you want. Complaining about not having real friends doesn't even make sense.
/blah
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*DRUNK POST*
What is up with this thread? It seems like some of you blame other people because you cannot relate to them. There are so many people in this world thinking the exact same thing as you. If you have problems finding a real friend, the problem is in yourself. Have you ever tried going for a week or a month just smiling to everyone you see? Have you talked to them and given them a chance to relate to you and you to them, ignoring background, race, gender etc? If you want a friendship to be true, honest and meaningful you have to create it yourself. It is YOU that have the power to create the friendships that you want. Complaining about not having real friends doesn't even make sense.
/blah
I concur with this dude hahaha. Dude it took me a while to realize that everyone is different and that you won't personally approve of what everyone else does, But why should you even care anyway?? I mean dude we are all humans and we all live on this planet together, Make the best ya know? As far as people being homophobic and such I don't really give a fuck XD I used to hate gay people and hated myself when I realized that oh shit I just checked that dude out. I prefer women as women are better than a man any day of the week((: But hey if I wanna shove a fist in my ass then bet i'm gonna do that shit (so to speak)lol.
And you're very much so right guy, If you be kind (which doesn't entail giving away drugs and such) then REAL GENUINE people will gravitate toward you. Not everyone will love you but hey who gives a fuck. I can count my friends on ONE hand and I can honestly say that that is plenty for me((: The great Cosmos has a plan for all of us and wants everyone to love each other and be at peace, We all just have to learn to control that horrible (but necessary) ego that dwells within us. We are beings of light.... Why not live each life we have the way the universe intended?
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hey now i never said its the peoples fault i take full responsibility in not having close relationship with people.....but any who i have has pure mdma jus the x pills ...... i enjoyed them when i was a teen but when i took them few times in the past two years feeling wasnt the same .... its weird to explain it was like i wasn't totally relaxed and felt anxiety ....im not sure how mdma is different from the pills but im assuming its the same thing
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hey now i never said its the peoples fault i take full responsibility in not having close relationship with people.....but any who i have has pure mdma jus the x pills ...... i enjoyed them when i was a teen but when i took them few times in the past two years feeling wasnt the same .... its weird to explain it was like i wasn't totally relaxed and felt anxiety ....im not sure how mdma is different from the pills but im assuming its the same thing
Are you saying that you more recently used pure MDMA or that you used the pills?
Anyway, if you had anxiety (after the comeup anyway) then something isn't right. That means it didn't work. Generally this either means your MDMA is crap (eg not MDMA or low purity) or you're on an SSRI or something.
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no ihavent had pure powder mdma jus the pills i never order them from here but i got them off the streets i got few different kinds and they all felt the same ....
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no ihavent had pure powder mdma jus the pills i never order them from here but i got them off the streets i got few different kinds and they all felt the same ....
The reason why "molly" (MDMA without adulterants or fillers) has become so popular is because the vast majority of the pills are crap.
If you were feeling anxiety and you aren't taking an SSRI then those pills were all crap.
Unfortunately much of the powder sold as molly nowadays is methylone.
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i dont know what ssri is lol so i cant tell you but im not on any medicine anyways..... if mdma is so great i wouldnt mind ordering from here but i also wouldnt know how to do it ..... i usually stick to drugs i can swallow lol
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I do drugs.
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i dont know what ssri is lol so i cant tell you but im not on any medicine anyways..... if mdma is so great i wouldnt mind ordering from here but i also wouldnt know how to do it ..... i usually stick to drugs i can swallow lol
SSRI's are Selective Serotonin Re-uptake Inhibitors. e.g Risperdal
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I do drugs.
naughtyyyyyyy :P :-*
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I'm not a xtacy fan :(
Say what!?
I've never heard anyone (that used real MDMA) say this before.
I feel the same way but I've seen maybe five other members here say that they don't like it and would never do it again. MDMA that they got off the road too! Craziness!!!
I find that almost impossible to believe. MDMA was my first drug experience and the hedonic peak of my life. People who don't like it either got bunk shit or they were on antidepressants.
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I'm not a xtacy fan :(
Say what!?
I've never heard anyone (that used real MDMA) say this before.
I feel the same way but I've seen maybe five other members here say that they don't like it and would never do it again. MDMA that they got off the road too! Craziness!!!
I find that almost impossible to believe. MDMA was my first drug experience and the hedonic peak of my life. People who don't like it either got bunk shit or they were on antidepressants.
I don't understand it either Astor. I believe two people mentioned it in the thread "what drug would you never do again." :-\
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MDMA was my first drug experience and the hedonic peak of my life.
Truth.
(but not my first drug experience)
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*DRUNK POST*
What is up with this thread? It seems like some of you blame other people because you cannot relate to them. There are so many people in this world thinking the exact same thing as you. If you have problems finding a real friend, the problem is in yourself. Have you ever tried going for a week or a month just smiling to everyone you see? Have you talked to them and given them a chance to relate to you and you to them, ignoring background, race, gender etc? If you want a friendship to be true, honest and meaningful you have to create it yourself. It is YOU that have the power to create the friendships that you want. Complaining about not having real friends doesn't even make sense.
/blah
Well, it would be that easy. I used to be that way, that's how I made so many friends in the first place.
But I've been brainwashed into believing that every guy/girl is out to get me for a good while. After that whole mess I was dropped into real life again except with a more paranoid mind set. I have problems establishing normal relationships like I used to. And I'm working on it, believe me (I used to never be able to even talk to people on forums, I'm getting somewhere).
And I've had true solid friendship with the people I've mentioned, I haven't told the whole story on here because I'd be typing longer than I'd care to about something that has hurt me. They've actually done some pretty horrible shit to me that I'd rather not say.
And I don't find it complaining, you want a secret, there ya go. :D
And plus, I'm inviting tons of people over and drugging them, if that's not social then I don't know what is ;D
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I also have a third nipple :-[
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I also have a third nipple :-[
Dude that's fucking killer chick! don't feel down about that hahaha ;D I'd get with a woman that has three nipples dude ;D
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I also have a third nipple :-[
Dude that's fucking killer chick! don't feel down about that hahaha ;D I'd get with a woman that has three nipples dude ;D
Hahaha aw shucks thanks ;D
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I also have a third nipple :-[
Dude that's fucking killer chick! don't feel down about that hahaha ;D I'd get with a woman that has three nipples dude ;D
Hahaha aw shucks thanks ;D
No problem ;D
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Not a secret but topic starter doesn't seem to know this:
Telling secrets works wonders for well-being in small isolated communities of less than 100ppl like some tribes in africa.
In the real world ppl will use what you tell them for their own profit, often by exaggragating your secrets making them into lies trying to blackmail you. They will never forget your bad secrets but your good ones will be forgotten once the new game of thrones episode is out.
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how did this thread turn into a nipple thread...
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no way i'd tell a stranger a secret. they're a stranger? ???
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no way i'd tell a stranger a secret. they're a stranger? ???
Here u can because no one knows who u really are
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no way i'd tell a stranger a secret. they're a stranger? ???
Here u can because no one knows who u really are
Wouldn't it be funny as fuck if one of your friends who knows most of your secrets walked up and was like "Dude, there is someone online with the exact same story you have told me XD" And assuming they don't know you use SR you'd be like hahahaha damn dude. I'm sorry my thinking ability just shot down a couple of digits, This fucking 5f-Ur-144 is badass lmao
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Not a secret but topic starter doesn't seem to know this:
Telling secrets works wonders for well-being in small isolated communities of less than 100ppl like some tribes in africa.
In the real world ppl will use what you tell them for their own profit, often by exaggragating your secrets making them into lies trying to blackmail you. They will never forget your bad secrets but your good ones will be forgotten once the new game of thrones episode is out.
True.
But I did also list the option of mentioning your secret in an online forum, such as this, as a last option.
iRL is preferable, if you want any real "progress" from it.
But thank you all for sharing, thus far :)
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no way i'd tell a stranger a secret. they're a stranger? ???
Here u can because no one knows who u really are
Wouldn't it be funny as fuck if one of your friends who knows most of your secrets walked up and was like "Dude, there is someone online with the exact same story you have told me XD" And assuming they don't know you use SR you'd be like hahahaha damn dude. I'm sorry my thinking ability just shot down a couple of digits, This fucking 5f-Ur-144 is badass lmao
Did you smoke the 5f-ur-144? I just laced some marshmallow leaf with about 1g or so and smoked it for the first time about 30 minutes ago. No luck but I'll try a bigger dose.
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no way i'd tell a stranger a secret. they're a stranger? ???
Here u can because no one knows who u really are
Wouldn't it be funny as fuck if one of your friends who knows most of your secrets walked up and was like "Dude, there is someone online with the exact same story you have told me XD" And assuming they don't know you use SR you'd be like hahahaha damn dude. I'm sorry my thinking ability just shot down a couple of digits, This fucking 5f-Ur-144 is badass lmao
Did you smoke the 5f-ur-144? I just laced some marshmallow leaf with about 1g or so and smoked it for the first time about 30 minutes ago. No luck but I'll try a bigger dose.
Yea dude hahaha I've just been putting around 500mics to 1mg on the tip of a cig and that one hit gets me stoned as fuck.
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no way i'd tell a stranger a secret. they're a stranger? ???
Here u can because no one knows who u really are
Wouldn't it be funny as fuck if one of your friends who knows most of your secrets walked up and was like "Dude, there is someone online with the exact same story you have told me XD" And assuming they don't know you use SR you'd be like hahahaha damn dude. I'm sorry my thinking ability just shot down a couple of digits, This fucking 5f-Ur-144 is badass lmao
Did you smoke the 5f-ur-144? I just laced some marshmallow leaf with about 1g or so and smoked it for the first time about 30 minutes ago. No luck but I'll try a bigger dose.
Yea dude hahaha I've just been putting around 500mics to 1mg on the tip of a cig and that one hit gets me stoned as fuck.
Damn. I've smoked 5-10mg of it and not sure if I'm getting anything from it. Maybe I'm doing it wrong.
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no way i'd tell a stranger a secret. they're a stranger? ???
Here u can because no one knows who u really are
HOW THE F*CK CAN YOU KNOW THAT FOR SURE??
I would not be suprised if many members here, including me, have spies recording every button I push.
Why don't you think things are that way? What drugs are you on?
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no way i'd tell a stranger a secret. they're a stranger? ???
Here u can because no one knows who u really are
HOW THE F*CK CAN YOU KNOW THAT FOR SURE??
I would not be suprised if many members here, including me, have spies recording every button I push.
Why don't you think things are that way? What drugs are you on?
Little fly spies flying around and hanging out on the walls and ceiling watching your every move!
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no way i'd tell a stranger a secret. they're a stranger? ???
Here u can because no one knows who u really are
HOW THE F*CK CAN YOU KNOW THAT FOR SURE??
I would not be suprised if many members here, including me, have spies recording every button I push.
Why don't you think things are that way? What drugs are you on?
Little fly spies flying around and hanging out on the walls and ceiling watching your every move!
mkay sure...
On a serious note. Imagine the money you could make if you harvested docs of SR buyers and extorted them/their families threatening to bust them, kill them, or sell them poison.
So now you stopped doubting there are ppl trying hard to spy on SR users? mkay?
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DAMN! i saw this thread when it started and avoided it , wish i had jumped straight in. Lesson learned.
some shit made me seriously laugh like fuck! "Boom headshot" you fucking legend. Trying to fist your ass while on shrooms :o whatever floats your boat i suppose.
And emptying a vat of LSD into a towns water supply, - priceless. I would do this as well, how fuckng amazing would it be to watch, It would be like a town of zombies except they wouldn't be zombies they would be would be a town of fucking trippers who think they have all gone insane. One question though, what about the kids? bedtime drink of water? those nightmares are about to get real.
Me too , i dont really have friends anymore, not because im some loner, im a pretty damn sociable guy, it's just all my friends i had when i was younger turned out to be , i dont know how to put it , wasters . There was a few incidents where shit went missing like cash from my house as well, couldn't prove who it was as there were a few of us there, I made them all strip to show nobody had it in their boxers, But 2 people had left the house already so they obviously stashed it.
looking back now, im glad i sort of abandoned them, The only person you can really trust is yourself, i still have acquaintances,But no friends. THANK FUCK. I honestly like it this way.
let's see something embarrassing..... this one time at band camp. Lol kidding but seriously , a secret would be, I know not to judge a book by it's cover, learned that lesson a few times. but recently i can just "tell" what people are going to be like before i meet them, By looking at them , the way the act, dress, speak, i usually can get the jist of what a person will be like, and I HATE the majority of people, I hate the fact that everybody is so touch feely these days, remember the days when a cut needed stitches, if you got in a fight it was normal to need a couple stitches, Now it's serious assault. I hate the fact that all guys wear chinos and think that they need to act cool when they clearly fucking aren't. Just because they listen to that asshole drake and nicki minaj. how shit is their music? remember when it would have been weird for a guy to get a sunbed or a makeover? I would never do that shit, but guys these days think it's normal. it's all going downhill, 20 years from now we will all be a bunch of fucking goons, and "harder" countries will walk all over us.
Rant over, good to get that off my chest :P
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I hate the fact that all guys wear chinos and think that they need to act cool when they clearly fucking aren't. Just because they listen to that asshole drake and nicki minaj. how shit is their music? remember when it would have been weird for a guy to get a sunbed or a makeover? I would never do that shit, but guys these days think it's normal.
man these people have a really weird definition of what 'cool' is. the Fonz is cool, metrosexual is totally NOT cool. bet those freaks all totes talk like OMG fo'real yo? <--what the fuck does that even mean??
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I hate the fact that all guys wear chinos and think that they need to act cool when they clearly fucking aren't. Just because they listen to that asshole drake and nicki minaj. how shit is their music? remember when it would have been weird for a guy to get a sunbed or a makeover? I would never do that shit, but guys these days think it's normal.
man these people have a really weird definition of what 'cool' is. the Fonz is cool, metrosexual is totally NOT cool. bet those freaks all totes talk like OMG fo'real yo? <--what the fuck does that even mean??
yeah exactly, i mean seriously, does doing hard "mans" work offend these kids? How do they keep their pants/trousers up when they are hanging below their ass?
we are on a slippery damn slope i tell you that. cool to me, is being a hardened serviceman, i have family that are like that and that is fucking cool believe me. Not wearing pink t shirts and trying to show off your abs. get a pair of fucking army issues and a ben sherman shirt you fucking asshole.
Lmao glad to see it's not only me.
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this one time at band camp. Lol kidding but seriously , a secret would be, I know not to judge a book by it's cover, learned that lesson a few times. but recently i can just "tell" what people are going to be like before i meet them, By looking at them , the way the act, dress, speak, i usually can get the jist of what a person will be like,
The gist you think you're getting is very superficial- it's actually the cover of the book itself. What you are "telling" is the public persona, shed very reluctantly around strangers. I think what you mean to say is that you have people in groups. Everyone has a much more complex interior, and when you can bridge your experiencing with another and connect at a level beyond the persona, I think it's nearly universally satisfying. Maybe you would hate that too, in which case you would just be a bona fide misanthrope, but you cannot know unless you give people the benefit of the doubt and be receptive to the depth and uniqueness that peeks out. If you've never tasted mustard, it's pretty hideous, you may even think you have a pretty good idea of its flavour from its pungent smell and sickly yellowness. One day you try a tiny bit and it's not half-bad, you get to loading more and more of it on a sandwich until you can comfortably call it your friend. Of course, there is always the point where it is so much that it lights your sinuses on fire. What was I talking about again?
Oh yeah, MDMA, a few pages back- I don't like it anymore. I can't deny the amazing times I have had with it, the social situations it engineered and the way it's taught me about myself as a social being at a formative, young time in my life, but towards the end it's made me feel anxious, detached, putting me in situations i felt no control of or confidence in, and generally uncomfortable. I haven't done it for about 2 years. The last time I did was at a concert. I thought that the introverted way in which I experience concerts would mesh well with the recent introversion MDMA has heightened in me, but it ended up totally detaching me even from that. Lately I've been considering doing it alone in a small dose.
My secret- A friend of mine was giving away a bunch of vinyl records he acquired from a deceased family friend. He rummaged through the lot and took what he liked, the rest was up for grabs. There was a Booker T album I snatched up without looking twice at the track list. I got home, played it and found out that it was a groovy-ass instrumental interpretation of Abbey Road! I want so badly to share this sweet dig, but alas I never will, for I don't want him to feel resentful and jealous.
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this one time at band camp. Lol kidding but seriously , a secret would be, I know not to judge a book by it's cover, learned that lesson a few times. but recently i can just "tell" what people are going to be like before i meet them, By looking at them , the way the act, dress, speak, i usually can get the jist of what a person will be like,
The gist you think you're getting is very superficial- it's actually the cover of the book itself. What you are "telling" is the public persona, shed very reluctantly around strangers. I think what you mean to say is that you have people in groups. Everyone has a much more complex interior, and when you can bridge your experiencing with another and connect at a level beyond the persona, I think it's nearly universally satisfying. Maybe you would hate that too, in which case you would just be a bona fide misanthrope, but you cannot know unless you give people the benefit of the doubt and be receptive to the depth and uniqueness that peeks out. If you've never tasted mustard, it's pretty hideous, you may even think you have a pretty good idea of its flavour from its pungent smell and sickly yellowness. One day you try a tiny bit and it's not half-bad, you get to loading more and more of it on a sandwich until you can comfortably call it your friend. Of course, there is always the point where it is so much that it lights your sinuses on fire. What was I talking about again?
Oh yeah, MDMA, a few pages back- I don't like it anymore. I can't deny the amazing times I have had with it, the social situations it engineered and the way it's taught me about myself as a social being at a formative, young time in my life, but towards the end it's made me feel anxious, detached, putting me in situations i felt no control of or confidence in, and generally uncomfortable. I haven't done it for about 2 years. The last time I did was at a concert. I thought that the introverted way in which I experience concerts would mesh well with the recent introversion MDMA has heightened in me, but it ended up totally detaching me even from that. Lately I've been considering doing it alone in a small dose.
My secret- A friend of mine was giving away a bunch of vinyl records he acquired from a deceased family friend. He rummaged through the lot and took what he liked, the rest was up for grabs. There was a Booker T album I snatched up without looking twice at the track list. I got home, played it and found out that it was a groovy-ass instrumental interpretation of Abbey Road! I want so badly to share this sweet dig, but alas I never will, for I don't want him to feel resentful and jealous.
you make a very valid point mate. I dont think im like that, I just feel that i have had enough experience in dealing with people, That i now "know" what some people are going ti be like, the key word here being some. You can never know until you check them out im sure. Maybe it's something that il need to work on correcting either way, something needs to change :P
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I hate the fact that all guys wear chinos and think that they need to act cool when they clearly fucking aren't. Just because they listen to that asshole drake and nicki minaj. how shit is their music? remember when it would have been weird for a guy to get a sunbed or a makeover? I would never do that shit, but guys these days think it's normal.
man these people have a really weird definition of what 'cool' is. the Fonz is cool, metrosexual is totally NOT cool. bet those freaks all totes talk like OMG fo'real yo? <--what the fuck does that even mean??
I agree dude (granted i did try to fist my ass) but WFT is up with all these little fake ass music, fake ass job, fake ass clothes materialistic motherfuckers!?!?! it's like a dudes character is no longer determined by how good of a person he/she is but instead is based on what they own and how much it's worth.... FUCK SOCIETY! Punks not Dead!
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I hate the fact that all guys wear chinos and think that they need to act cool when they clearly fucking aren't. Just because they listen to that asshole drake and nicki minaj. how shit is their music? remember when it would have been weird for a guy to get a sunbed or a makeover? I would never do that shit, but guys these days think it's normal.
man these people have a really weird definition of what 'cool' is. the Fonz is cool, metrosexual is totally NOT cool. bet those freaks all totes talk like OMG fo'real yo? <--what the fuck does that even mean??
I agree dude (granted i did try to fist my ass) but WFT is up with all these little fake ass music, fake ass job, fake ass clothes materialistic motherfuckers!?!?! it's like a dudes character is no longer determined by how good of a person he/she is but instead is based on what they own and how much it's worth.... FUCK SOCIETY! Punks not Dead!
At least a dude's character isn't determined by how much he can fit in his ass! :o Or you might just be a Fonzie!
I can't believe you tried to fist your ass! :o I've never had a bowel movement that wide in my entire life and there is no way a fist would ever fit in my ass. FUCKING OWWWWWW IT HURTS MAN!!!
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I hate the fact that all guys wear chinos and think that they need to act cool when they clearly fucking aren't. Just because they listen to that asshole drake and nicki minaj. how shit is their music? remember when it would have been weird for a guy to get a sunbed or a makeover? I would never do that shit, but guys these days think it's normal.
man these people have a really weird definition of what 'cool' is. the Fonz is cool, metrosexual is totally NOT cool. bet those freaks all totes talk like OMG fo'real yo? <--what the fuck does that even mean??
I agree dude (granted i did try to fist my ass) but WFT is up with all these little fake ass music, fake ass job, fake ass clothes materialistic motherfuckers!?!?! it's like a dudes character is no longer determined by how good of a person he/she is but instead is based on what they own and how much it's worth.... FUCK SOCIETY! Punks not Dead!
At least a dude's character isn't determined by how much he can fit in his ass! :o Or you might just be a Fonzie!
I can't believe you tried to fist your ass! :o I've never had a bowel movement that wide in my entire life and there is no way a fist would ever fit in my ass. FUCKING OWWWWWW IT HURTS MAN!!!
Bahahahaha I know dude lmao I will NEVER do that shit again!!! Actually to be honest, after that I haven't stuck anything up there anymore. I felt froggy and jumped that one last time and I decided to just stick to pussy ;D
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I hate the fact that all guys wear chinos and think that they need to act cool when they clearly fucking aren't. Just because they listen to that asshole drake and nicki minaj. how shit is their music? remember when it would have been weird for a guy to get a sunbed or a makeover? I would never do that shit, but guys these days think it's normal.
man these people have a really weird definition of what 'cool' is. the Fonz is cool, metrosexual is totally NOT cool. bet those freaks all totes talk like OMG fo'real yo? <--what the fuck does that even mean??
I agree dude (granted i did try to fist my ass) but WFT is up with all these little fake ass music, fake ass job, fake ass clothes materialistic motherfuckers!?!?! it's like a dudes character is no longer determined by how good of a person he/she is but instead is based on what they own and how much it's worth.... FUCK SOCIETY! Punks not Dead!
At least a dude's character isn't determined by how much he can fit in his ass! :o Or you might just be a Fonzie!
I can't believe you tried to fist your ass! :o I've never had a bowel movement that wide in my entire life and there is no way a fist would ever fit in my ass. FUCKING OWWWWWW IT HURTS MAN!!!
Bahahahaha I know dude lmao I will NEVER do that shit again!!! Actually to be honest, after that I haven't stuck anything up there anymore. I felt froggy and jumped that one last time and I decided to just stick to pussy ;D
Dude, you are a fucking legend ;D
yeah i know it's all about being stuck up and wearing the "coolest clothes" and how much it's worth.
Lets pour LSD into the Vats worldwide and watch them all fuck up haha
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I hate the fact that all guys wear chinos and think that they need to act cool when they clearly fucking aren't. Just because they listen to that asshole drake and nicki minaj. how shit is their music? remember when it would have been weird for a guy to get a sunbed or a makeover? I would never do that shit, but guys these days think it's normal.
YESSSS!!!! Goddamn dude if I had that much Lucy I would fuck everyone up bahahahahaha
man these people have a really weird definition of what 'cool' is. the Fonz is cool, metrosexual is totally NOT cool. bet those freaks all totes talk like OMG fo'real yo? <--what the fuck does that even mean??
I agree dude (granted i did try to fist my ass) but WFT is up with all these little fake ass music, fake ass job, fake ass clothes materialistic motherfuckers!?!?! it's like a dudes character is no longer determined by how good of a person he/she is but instead is based on what they own and how much it's worth.... FUCK SOCIETY! Punks not Dead!
At least a dude's character isn't determined by how much he can fit in his ass! :o Or you might just be a Fonzie!
I can't believe you tried to fist your ass! :o I've never had a bowel movement that wide in my entire life and there is no way a fist would ever fit in my ass. FUCKING OWWWWWW IT HURTS MAN!!!
Bahahahaha I know dude lmao I will NEVER do that shit again!!! Actually to be honest, after that I haven't stuck anything up there anymore. I felt froggy and jumped that one last time and I decided to just stick to pussy ;D
Dude, you are a fucking legend ;D
yeah i know it's all about being stuck up and wearing the "coolest clothes" and how much it's worth.
Lets pour LSD into the Vats worldwide and watch them all fuck up haha
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no way i'd tell a stranger a secret. they're a stranger? ???
Here u can because no one knows who u really are
HOW THE F*CK CAN YOU KNOW THAT FOR SURE??
I would not be suprised if many members here, including me, have spies recording every button I push.
Why don't you think things are that way? What drugs are you on?
i dont think spies are here. but piggies are, and i dont want them to know too much about the Great Alastor.
okay, Small Alastor.
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no way i'd tell a stranger a secret. they're a stranger? ???
Here u can because no one knows who u really are
Wouldn't it be funny as fuck if one of your friends who knows most of your secrets walked up and was like "Dude, there is someone online with the exact same story you have told me XD" And assuming they don't know you use SR you'd be like hahahaha damn dude. I'm sorry my thinking ability just shot down a couple of digits, This fucking 5f-Ur-144 is badass lmao
yeh, thats my point. its a pain in the bumhole to keep your dirty secrets to yourself and then spill it one nite to one of you guys,, andfind out 2moro you're my mum. You dig?
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no way i'd tell a stranger a secret. they're a stranger? ???
Here u can because no one knows who u really are
Wouldn't it be funny as fuck if one of your friends who knows most of your secrets walked up and was like "Dude, there is someone online with the exact same story you have told me XD" And assuming they don't know you use SR you'd be like hahahaha damn dude. I'm sorry my thinking ability just shot down a couple of digits, This fucking 5f-Ur-144 is badass lmao
yeh, thats my point. its a pain in the bumhole to keep your dirty secrets to yourself and then spill it one nite to one of you guys,, andfind out 2moro you're my mum. You dig?
I'm not yah mum, I'm your daddy bitch! 8)
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no way i'd tell a stranger a secret. they're a stranger? ???
Here u can because no one knows who u really are
Wouldn't it be funny as fuck if one of your friends who knows most of your secrets walked up and was like "Dude, there is someone online with the exact same story you have told me XD" And assuming they don't know you use SR you'd be like hahahaha damn dude. I'm sorry my thinking ability just shot down a couple of digits, This fucking 5f-Ur-144 is badass lmao
yeh, thats my point. its a pain in the bumhole to keep your dirty secrets to yourself and then spill it one nite to one of you guys,, andfind out 2moro you're my mum. You dig?
I can dig it but the way I look at it is.. if you're my friend or relative and you're on the SR forums then we will probably get a much better relationship and throw in together on shit hahahaha
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mkay sure...
On a serious note. Imagine the money you could make if you harvested docs of SR buyers and extorted them/their families threatening to bust them, kill them, or sell them poison.
So now you stopped doubting there are ppl trying hard to spy on SR users? mkay?
Ok...
- Threaten to bust me: anyone that buys on SR is under this threat no matter what anyhow, so what's it matter if you threaten me too? Gotta find me first.
- Threaten to kill me: See above---> "gotta find me first"... and even if you did, you gotta deal with me and me not killing you first.
- Threaten to sell me poison: Umm... I don't want that, so I wont buy it?
Yes, LE is after us... but If you're seriously worried about what you said, you're doing it wrong. (or should be on psych meds)
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no way i'd tell a stranger a secret. they're a stranger? ???
Here u can because no one knows who u really are
HOW THE F*CK CAN YOU KNOW THAT FOR SURE??
I would not be suprised if many members here, including me, have spies recording every button I push.
Why don't you think things are that way? What drugs are you on?
Little fly spies flying around and hanging out on the walls and ceiling watching your every move!
i bet your one of them. 8)
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no way i'd tell a stranger a secret. they're a stranger? ???
Here u can because no one knows who u really are
Wouldn't it be funny as fuck if one of your friends who knows most of your secrets walked up and was like "Dude, there is someone online with the exact same story you have told me XD" And assuming they don't know you use SR you'd be like hahahaha damn dude. I'm sorry my thinking ability just shot down a couple of digits, This fucking 5f-Ur-144 is badass lmao
yeh, thats my point. its a pain in the bumhole to keep your dirty secrets to yourself and then spill it one nite to one of you guys,, andfind out 2moro you're my mum. You dig?
I'm not yah mum, I'm your daddy bitch! 8)
ha ha, callin me a bitch like that. That aint rite! >:( ha ha. You dont even know me, meaning I could be your daughter. I only told you I stoped doin drugs to avoid a spanking!
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no way i'd tell a stranger a secret. they're a stranger? ???
Here u can because no one knows who u really are
Wouldn't it be funny as fuck if one of your friends who knows most of your secrets walked up and was like "Dude, there is someone online with the exact same story you have told me XD" And assuming they don't know you use SR you'd be like hahahaha damn dude. I'm sorry my thinking ability just shot down a couple of digits, This fucking 5f-Ur-144 is badass lmao
yeh, thats my point. its a pain in the bumhole to keep your dirty secrets to yourself and then spill it one nite to one of you guys,, andfind out 2moro you're my mum. You dig?
I can dig it but the way I look at it is.. if you're my friend or relative and you're on the SR forums then we will probably get a much better relationship and throw in together on shit hahahaha
Ha ah ho BOOH yeah, you fuckers are funny on this forum!!!!!!!! ;D yeshir!! :P Me mum can put in for the heroin, and I wont tell the cops about her coke thing. ;) save some money.
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Nice name.
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no way i'd tell a stranger a secret. they're a stranger? ???
Dude fuckin Right!?!?! hahahaha It would be so nice XD I'm actually pretty scared to tell anyone in RL about SR (messes up my business and other people tend to talk) But if my best bro used it then shit man we would be partying all the fucking time dude!
Here u can because no one knows who u really are
Wouldn't it be funny as fuck if one of your friends who knows most of your secrets walked up and was like "Dude, there is someone online with the exact same story you have told me XD" And assuming they don't know you use SR you'd be like hahahaha damn dude. I'm sorry my thinking ability just shot down a couple of digits, This fucking 5f-Ur-144 is badass lmao
yeh, thats my point. its a pain in the bumhole to keep your dirty secrets to yourself and then spill it one nite to one of you guys,, andfind out 2moro you're my mum. You dig?
I can dig it but the way I look at it is.. if you're my friend or relative and you're on the SR forums then we will probably get a much better relationship and throw in together on shit hahahaha
Ha ah ho BOOH yeah, you fuckers are funny on this forum!!!!!!!! ;D yeshir!! :P Me mum can put in for the heroin, and I wont tell the cops about her coke thing. ;) save some money.
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Nice name.
Thank you sir! Got any coke on ya? :P ha ha
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Just kidding,, I got me own hard earned money
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Well.. This might be it..
If you look at my start date on this forum, thats was the beginning to the road to the end.
I came on here looking for quick an easy methods of killing myself.. Mostly because of low self esteem and regret from feeling I have pretty much nothing to look forward too.
I found BMR and Atlantis... Looking for to make my death look like a murder.. As I am in a major suit against a company and they bribed my X to have me arrested for some shit that could have landed me in prison.. even the cops were in on it.. DA dropped charges etc.. Kids dont love me, friends distanced themselfs.... X got arrested for it.. But that ruined me and my business to the point of soup kitchen wages.. Cant sleep, every door that opens I think there coming to get me. I sit up at night labeled destroyed...
So I was looking for cyanide... Enough to poison my milk.. all kinds of stuff.. One day come home drink some and well.. Tap tha fuck out.. Hitler Style, Secret Agent man...
Then I got side tracked... Found a few forums where people were looking for items that I had.. So I sold some information.. Didnt think it was worth anything, but it was to others... turned Since March ive done things that would land me life in prison made a few thousand... Not drugs or guns though those seem to bring in the $$. I got the tasted of the Tor network, the underground life...
So I got side tracked for a few months... Today I ordered it... When I submitted it, but also thought... The end is coming.
People try to talk people out of tapping out, but the harsh fact is, when you pretty much have a ruined life no friends and no outlook.. What do tell them.. It will get better?
I feel I have server PTSD and cant even see a Dr.... Maybe it is time...
Thats how I ended up on here and other forums.. Looking for something to make it look like I was murdered to cover my suicide...
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The compromise between someone relaxing to the extent they reveal a secret to a stranger is that the stranger doesn't know you so secretly couldn't care less.
Piece, Love, and Fuck Haters.
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Secrets secrets are no fun!
Secrets secrets hurt someone!
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When my brother was younger and played football, his coach who was a corrupted cop didn't want to leave him go to another team at a higher league and demanded from my father 10.000 euros to release him. After some weeks his white Mercedes bursted into flames. Who could do that to him I wonder... 8) 8)
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When my brother was younger and played football, his coach who was a corrupted cop didn't want to leave him go to another team at a higher league and demanded from my father 10.000 euros to release him. After some weeks his white Mercedes bursted into flames. Who could do that to him I wonder... 8) 8)
Ha ha ha! You wouldn't happen to live in Italy, would you? :D
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When my brother was younger and played football, his coach who was a corrupted cop didn't want to leave him go to another team at a higher league and demanded from my father 10.000 euros to release him. After some weeks his white Mercedes bursted into flames. Who could do that to him I wonder... 8) 8)
Ha ha ha! You wouldn't happen to live in Italy, would you? :D
why, did your car blow up when you were in Italy? :-\
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When my brother was younger and played football, his coach who was a corrupted cop didn't want to leave him go to another team at a higher league and demanded from my father 10.000 euros to release him. After some weeks his white Mercedes bursted into flames. Who could do that to him I wonder... 8) 8)
Ha ha ha! You wouldn't happen to live in Italy, would you? :D
why, did your car blow up when you were in Italy? :-\
The level of organised crime in Italy isn't exactly low...
Capisce? ;)
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The answer to life, the universe and everything is 42.
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When my brother was younger and played football, his coach who was a corrupted cop didn't want to leave him go to another team at a higher league and demanded from my father 10.000 euros to release him. After some weeks his white Mercedes bursted into flames. Who could do that to him I wonder... 8) 8)
Ha ha ha! You wouldn't happen to live in Italy, would you? :D
No but close enough.
This happened in Greece. Una fatsa Una Ratsa!! 8) 8)
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that lemon aide you're drinking....
it's not lemon aide
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When my brother was younger and played football, his coach who was a corrupted cop didn't want to leave him go to another team at a higher league and demanded from my father 10.000 euros to release him. After some weeks his white Mercedes bursted into flames. Who could do that to him I wonder... 8) 8)
Ha ha ha! You wouldn't happen to live in Italy, would you? :D
I ws just going to say, the level of organized crime in cyprus isnt exactly low either.
No but close enough.
This happened in Greece. Una fatsa Una Ratsa!! 8) 8)
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I once got stuck in a toilet cubicle for half an hour, was at a local drum and base club had taken way too much MDMA and Ket and started to properly hallucinate and couldn't work out how to get out the toilet. Never been so fucked up could hear people outside getting pissed off as well as I was taking so long.
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I once got stuck in a toilet cubicle for half an hour, was at a local drum and base club had taken way too much MDMA and Ket and started to properly hallucinate and couldn't work out how to get out the toilet. Never been so fucked up could hear people outside getting pissed off as well as I was taking so long.
That is hilarious! ;D
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What an awesome thread!
You know the shit thing about getting older, is that in your 20's, life is an adventure. You try shit just because you can. You have some shit times but generally you flow like water and you just find yourself in situations where you wake up the following morning and go 'wtf just happened'. Experiences are many and varied and full of the spirit of adventure.
As the years progress, you don't so much 'grow up', as form a protective barrier around yourself and your capacity for new experience dwindles to the point where all you talk about is real estate and children. Stability is great, but stability to the point where in every social situation you feel completely dead and almost like you're having an out-of-body experience is not so great.
Over the past couple of years, I've taken do doing Molly instead of drinking, and doing it by myself if I have a day off just for fun. Molly's capacity for me at least to find and make connections is outstanding. Even on a small amount, I can 'detect' people that are interested in me or are interesting themselves, whereas sober, I flounder and get depressed at my inability to make meaningful connections and just want to go home. It also drops inhibitions in me to the point where my seemedly 'outgoing and fun' nature is attractive to other people. In a word: Me on Molly is just a better version of me.
My BFF knows I take Molly periodically, but nobody knows the shit I get up to on it. It's added a level of fun and adventure to my otherwise mundane existence.
Honestly, if I had the balls I'd like to campaign for the de-criminalisation of Molly. Molly makes alcohol look incredibly dumb. I'm sure the ER rooms at most hospitals on a Saturday night would agree with me....and most of you guys, too. ;D
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My good friend had to go to jail for like 90 days and on St Patty's day I had a threesome with my ex gf and his wife with whom he has 2 kids. Some real kinky shit. He is out now and he got a decent job and is back living with her and being a generally good guy and a real family man and he is none the wiser. It is a secret we will take to our graves.
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My good friend had to go to jail for like 90 days and on St Patty's day I had a threesome with my ex gf and his wife with whom he has 2 kids. Some real kinky shit. He is out now and he got a decent job and is back living with her and being a generally good guy and a real family man and he is none the wiser. It is a secret we will take to our graves.
wow, what a night.. You don't worry that maybe him and his wife might get into an argument and she blows the lid on this secret?
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My good friend had to go to jail for like 90 days and on St Patty's day I had a threesome with my ex gf and his wife with whom he has 2 kids. Some real kinky shit. He is out now and he got a decent job and is back living with her and being a generally good guy and a real family man and he is none the wiser. It is a secret we will take to our graves.
wow, what a night.. You don't worry that maybe him and his wife might get into an argument and she blows the lid on this secret?
It's crossed my mind but she is more the bash a guy over the head with a baseball bat kind of arguer than the "Oh yeah well I fucked your friend while you were in jail!" type.
I really do feel kinda bad about it. She kept coming on to me the whole time he was away. I probably turned her down like 10 times after that night. I'd always tell her I was sorry and that she is a pretty girl and we had a fun night but I can't do that to my buddy again. The details of that night include some serious debauchery I wouldn't even think myself capable of.
He probably wouldn't be that mad. In fact, he'd probably be thankful it was a friend and not some random clap havin' guy she met at a bar or something. To be honest there is about a 50/50 chance he'd give me a high 5 but its still a conversation I hope to never have.
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LOL, well I have to say, after the first time, I wouldn't see the harm it the other 10 times..
I would be the type to give a high 5, specially after the way you put it.