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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: imghost9 on April 16, 2013, 12:18 am
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There seams to be an overwhelming demand for corn here on SR as of late...
If you can get the freshly picked shit, Like green leaves, bright yellow product, still ON the cob the possibilities are endless man. I've been noticing alot of vendors lately have been selling bunk corn products.
I for 1 will not stand for this! I will be opening a vendor account within the next 2 months, offering the people what they desire.
Products ranging from: Corn on the Cob, Canned Corn,Creamed Corn,Kettle Corn,Pop Corn,Corn beef,Candy Corn,Corn flakes,Corn Kernels,Corn dawgs,Corny Jokes and more!
ORDER NOW AND RECEIVE A SAMPLE STICK OF OUR LATEST CORN-TON CANDY!
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Finally, a reliable corn vendor!
You have no idea how long I've waited, only to hear "You corn't get that here."; it's like running through a frickin' maize.
Anyway, thanks Ghost .. you did say you have corn chips right? The blue kind that get you really fucked up? I'm gonna plug 'em .. wait a minute ... corn dogs, flakes, cob .. You didn't say chips .. this corn't be happening!
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How much for a QP of corn cobs?
Will you have Indian corn?
Will you have exotic strains available?
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Finally, a reliable corn vendor!
You have no idea how long I've waited, only to hear "You corn't get that here."; it's like running through a frickin' maize.
Anyway, thanks Ghost .. you did say you have corn chips right? The blue kind that get you really fucked up? I'm gonna plug 'em .. wait a minute ... corn dogs, flakes, cob .. You didn't say chips .. this corn't be happening!
Well hello there, Wackman. Welcome to my Cornucopia of Corn products! You seem to be a pretty Corny guy, we like that.... We Corn-gradulate and applaud your Corn humor. Now onto more Corn-cerning matters.
As you know Corn chips are a level 1V (4) controlled substance In the United States. They have an EXTREME Chc percentage, and should only be consumed by VERY EXPERIENCED Corn tasters. For a small fee of 1 Bitcorn, I will create a private listing for you to purchase Corn chip extract.
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How much for a QP of corn cobs?
Will you have Indian corn?
Will you have exotic strains available?
A QP of Corn Cobs go for about $0.16 cents at your local Grocery store. We are prepared to send you an ENTIRE LB of your favorite Cob strain for the EXACT SAME $0.16 cents!!!!!!
Unfortunately we do not carry Indian Corn at this time. The current legal status has us backed Into a Corner.
We have over 14 exotic strains available, Currently we are only shipping samples of our famous IndiCorn.
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How much for a QP of corn cobs?
Will you have Indian corn?
Will you have exotic strains available?
A QP of Corn Cobs go for about $0.16 cents at your local Grocery store. We are prepared to send you an ENTIRE LB of your favorite Cob strain for the EXACT SAME $0.16 cents!!!!!!
Unfortunately we do not carry Indian Corn at this time. The current legal status has us backed Into a Corner.
We have over 14 exotic strains available, Currently we are only shipping samples of our famous IndiCorn.
I wish could get corn for 16 cents a pound. My shit would be yellow with little spots of brown in it :)
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I am also opening a corn supply store. LezBot's Feed N' Seed 8)
Here is a small list of what will be offered:
Cornography ;)
Corno Magazines ;)
Cornographic Movies ;)
Amateur videos involving couples Cornicating ;)
Used panties that have been Corned in ;)
A bootleg concert in which Lionel Ritchie's sings his hit song - "Easy Like Sunday Corning" ;D
Corn Hole Boards ::)
Black Market Rhino Corns (Exotic Animal Parts) :o
Beavis and Butthead Do America Again "Cornholio's Revenge" ;D
Get em while they are hot...You've been "corned" (warned) lol
8)
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Has anybody tried this vendor? How is the stealth?
Did you get one big cob or was it all in kernels?
Anybody tried plugging? Did you get that ringing in your ears?
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What the fuck are you all talking about?
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UPDATE!!!
New shipment of Liquid Corn Syrup just arrived!
Many users so far have stated that after just 1 drop, you lose complete control of your Cornhole! Be careful, this Is very strong Corn
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Has anybody tried this vendor?
My friend jimmy took a crack at this corn and then he just spaced off saying "I don't care anymore man.... I just don't care"
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im looking for high fructose corn syrup
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Apparently eating corn helps your endorphins replenish faster.
I'm in! Link to corn vendors page?
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I am the great cornholio
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Hey, I'm surprised a mod hasn't deleted this thread yet. You need to be a vendor to sell your corn here.
Don't compete for my corn buyers, or ill get the Amish Mafia on your city slicking ass .
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Hey, I'm surprised a mod hasn't deleted this thread yet. You need to be a vendor to sell your corn here.
Don't compete for my corn buyers, or ill get the Amish Mafia on your city slicking ass .
We have a team of highly trained Corn Troopers that will stop you AND your Amish Mafia dead In your tracks!
Take your bunk Corn product elsewhere you sick son of a bitch!!!
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im looking for high fructose corn syrup
Easy with that stuff, man. It ruins lives.
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This thread is corny.