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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: MammothDorset on February 22, 2013, 10:06 pm

Title: I jerked off while fantasizing about having sex with you people
Post by: MammothDorset on February 22, 2013, 10:06 pm
Really just because of TrashBox's post.

And really, none of this happened..........or did it???? :o
Title: Re: I jerked off while fantasizing about having sex with you people
Post by: MC Haberdasher on February 22, 2013, 10:33 pm
I'm baked.
Title: Re: I jerked off while fantasizing about having sex with you people
Post by: TrashBox on August 07, 2013, 10:17 pm
Quote from: MammothDorset on February 22, 2013, 10:06 pm
Really just because of TrashBox's post.

And really, none of this happened..........or did it???? :o

It did.
Title: Re: I jerked off while fantasizing about having sex with you people
Post by: sollemnis on August 07, 2013, 10:21 pm
Wouldn't surprise me if you didn't over my display picture, I mean who wouldn't want a bit of Jessical Alba? ;)
Title: Re: I jerked off while fantasizing about having sex with you people
Post by: Praetorian on August 07, 2013, 10:48 pm
Quote from: sollemnis on August 07, 2013, 10:21 pm
Wouldn't surprise me if you didn't over my display picture, I mean who wouldn't want a bit of Jessical Alba? ;)

I have an ex that looks like Jessica Alba had a weird love child w/ Mila Kunis, but more on the Alba side.

              I don't think I'll ever forget that girl.  Most gorgeous person I've ever known.
               
                               This is relevant because when I think of her it's all 'fap fap fap fap fap ...
Title: Re: I jerked off while fantasizing about having sex with you people
Post by: TrashBox on September 09, 2013, 05:18 am
Quote from: MC Haberdasher on February 22, 2013, 10:33 pm
I'm baked.

but did you jerk off?
Title: Re: I jerked off while fantasizing about having sex with you people
Post by: livestr0ng on September 09, 2013, 05:48 am
Quote from: Praetorian on August 07, 2013, 10:48 pm
Quote from: sollemnis on August 07, 2013, 10:21 pm
Wouldn't surprise me if you didn't over my display picture, I mean who wouldn't want a bit of Jessical Alba? ;)

I have an ex that looks like Jessica Alba had a weird love child w/ Mila Kunis, but more on the Alba side.

              I don't think I'll ever forget that girl.  Most gorgeous person I've ever known.
               
                               This is relevant because when I think of her it's all 'fap fap fap fap fap ...
You are the only person I'm aware of that faps to their ex girlfriend... I don't think that's normal. Oh well, do what you do.
Title: Re: I jerked off while fantasizing about having sex with you people
Post by: astor on September 09, 2013, 06:21 am
Quote from: Praetorian on August 07, 2013, 10:48 pm
I have an ex that looks like Jessica Alba had a weird love child w/ Mila Kunis, but more on the Alba side.

              I don't think I'll ever forget that girl.  Most gorgeous person I've ever known.
               
                               This is relevant because when I think of her it's all 'fap fap fap fap fap ...

Was that a poem?
Title: Re: I jerked off while fantasizing about having sex with you people
Post by: TrashBox on September 09, 2013, 07:00 am
Quote from: livestr0ng on September 09, 2013, 05:48 am
You are the only person I'm aware of that faps to their ex girlfriend... I don't think that's normal. Oh well, do what you do.

omg i totally "fap" to a few of my exboyfriends. i have slept with some pretty fucking amazing men.
Title: Re: I jerked off while fantasizing about having sex with you people
Post by: fuckmadagascar on September 09, 2013, 07:28 am
Quote from: astor on September 09, 2013, 06:21 am
Quote from: Praetorian on August 07, 2013, 10:48 pm
I have an ex that looks like Jessica Alba had a weird love child w/ Mila Kunis, but more on the Alba side.

              I don't think I'll ever forget that girl.  Most gorgeous person I've ever known.
               
                               This is relevant because when I think of her it's all 'fap fap fap fap fap ...

Was that a poem?


Oh damn my sides.
Title: Re: I jerked off while fantasizing about having sex with you people
Post by: livestr0ng on September 10, 2013, 03:47 am
Quote from: TrashBox on September 09, 2013, 07:00 am
Quote from: livestr0ng on September 09, 2013, 05:48 am
You are the only person I'm aware of that faps to their ex girlfriend... I don't think that's normal. Oh well, do what you do.

omg i totally "fap" to a few of my exboyfriends. i have slept with some pretty fucking amazing men.
So what you're saying is that I need to step up my game and date amazing women for free fap material after we break up?