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Discussion => Silk Road discussion => Topic started by: YesNo on December 20, 2012, 11:00 pm
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Ask me any question. To make life nice and simple I won't fuck around wasting your time. I'll simply answer yes or no.
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Is your motivation for this activity primarily due to selfish interests?
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No
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How many letters in the word anal?
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Hmmm... if you could identify me, would I probably consider that a danger to myself?
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Are you a troll?
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How many letters in the word anal?
4
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Are you a troll?
No
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How many letters in the word anal?
4
How many yes or no's are in 4?
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None. 4 is a number.
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Is the first letter in your last name A?
...is it B?
...c?
Y
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Is it right to kill a man?
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Do you still jerk off to goat porn?
Occasionally.
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Is it right to kill a man?
Depends.
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If you are incorrect, is this statement false?
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If you are incorrect, is this statement false?
What statement? : )
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Is it right to kill a man?
Depends.
So you've created an account for the sole reason of answering yes or no to questions and you cant even answer a simple yesorno?
YES ORR NO?
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I'll simply answer yes or no.
How many letters in the word anal?
4
How many yes or no's are in 4?
None. 4 is a number.
WTF...But what about the yes no's?
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Is it right to kill a man?
Depends.
So you've created an account for the sole reason of answering yes or no to questions and you cant even answer a simple yesorno?
YES ORR NO?
Yes. In some cases I've had to diversify with numbers and one or two word answers. In this case more.
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Will 2013 be better than 2012?
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I'll simply answer yes or no.
How many letters in the word anal?
4
How many yes or no's are in 4?
None. 4 is a number.
WTF...But what about the yes no's?
It was getting complicated. Please see above.
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Will 2013 be better than 2012?
Yes. One should hope the future to be always better than the past.
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Would you fuck this - :o?
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Would you fuck this - :o?
No but I would fuck this :-*
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Yes. In some cases I've had to diversify with numbers and one or two word answers. In this case more.
You had ONE job. Try again.
Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
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Yes. In some cases I've had to diversify with numbers and one or two word answers. In this case more.
You had ONE job. Try again.
Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
No.
I don't have a wife. Since you mention it, have you?
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^^^^ ;D ;D ;D ;D ^^^^
Get on with it!
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::) Let's let a pro have a crack @ the question-asking here folks...
1. Is the world going to end tomorrow?
No
2. IF no, will the Silk Road continue to grow and thrive?
Yes, until quantities increase, goes mainstream or gets too much publicity
3. Will I get laid tonight?
Judging by the question, no.
4. Will we see flying cars and/or hoverboards in the next 3 years?
Hoverboards, yes. Car's, No.
5. Will I be able to 'hydrate a pizza' like none other?
I'm hydrating one now, yes.
6. WHERE THE FUCK DID DOC GO?
Back to the future.
7. Is pepperoni the best meat to ever be conceived next to bacon?
Yes
8. What is it called when a girl shits while you're butt-fucking her?
Unfortunate
9. Does it creep you out when someone tells you they have AIDs or HIV while shaking your hand?
Yes
10. Will I win the lottery?
Probably not, in fact, no.
11. Will they release another Ghostbusters movies?
Who is they?
12. If yes, will it suck balls?
See above
13. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of your mother?
Depends how loose our mother is.
Pretty sure that's it. Please don't waste my time with bullshit answers...
I haven't. Sorry for the delay.
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::) Let's let a pro have a crack @ the question-asking here folks...
1. Is the world going to end tomorrow?
No ***No!? Fuck, so you mean I actually have to buy people shit for Xmas again this year?
2. IF no, will the Silk Road continue to grow and thrive?
Yes, until quantities increase, goes mainstream or gets too much publicity ***All of these things have already happened/are happening.
3. Will I get laid tonight?
Judging by the question, no. ***Trick question, I knew I was getting laid last night. I just wanted to see what kind of judgmental prick you'd be...
4. Will we see flying cars and/or hoverboards in the next 3 years?
Hoverboards, yes. ***Agreed.
Car's, No. ***Look man... don't deflate my hopes...
5. Will I be able to 'hydrate a pizza' like none other?
I'm hydrating one now, yes. *** YOU DID NOT.
6. WHERE THE FUCK DID DOC GO?
Back to the future. ***Wrong again... I am Doctor Emmit Brown. At your service...
7. Is pepperoni the best meat to ever be conceived next to bacon?
Yes ***TRICK QUESTION, PEPPERONI IS SECOND TO NONE. PERIOD.
8. What is it called when a girl shits while you're butt-fucking her?
Unfortunate ***It's actually called "The Cleveland Brown"
9. Does it creep you out when someone tells you they have AIDs or HIV while shaking your hand?
Yes ***Follow up question posted below:
10. Will I win the lottery?
Probably not, in fact, no. *** I JUST WON THE LOTTERY! The prize was, the world not Ending.
11. Will they release another Ghostbusters movies?
Who is they? *** Harold Ramis, Bill Murray, Dan Akroid...
12. If yes, will it suck balls?
See above ***See above
13. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of your mother?
Depends how loose our mother is. ***My mothers DEAD.
Pretty sure that's it. Please don't waste my time with bullshit answers...
I haven't. Sorry for the delay.
***Follow up question to Question #9:
A smoking hot girl is sucking you off hard, giving you the blowjob of a lifetime... she stops for like, 2 seconds, to say "I have full blown AIDS, this is making my Thrush hurt... can you hurry up?"
What do you do?
Apologise for the inconvienience but explain it's for your benefit not hers.
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Is it true that people taste like what they eat?
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Is it true that people taste like what they eat?
If they eat enough of it, yes.
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Am I fucked? ???
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When will I next sleep?
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Am I fucked? ???
In what way? Fuck has many meanings.
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When will I next sleep?
When you are next tired.
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Are you:
A) Male
B) Female
C) Shemale
D) pine
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Ask me any question.
No.
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If i receive a package on a Tuesday (working next day), check it briefly, finalize then discover it isn't all that (or much at all), should i blow up a government building for forcing me to buy unregulated unsolicited drugs online?