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Title: Beating a Drug Test
Post by: okonkwo on June 07, 2013, 01:29 am
I have a drug test on Tuesday.

What do I do to be safe that meth an heroin don't show up.  The last I used is today.

Thanks.
Title: Re: Beating a Drug Test
Post by: hemolyzer on June 07, 2013, 01:39 am
Pretty much anything that isn't weed is out of your system in 3-5 days so I guess just don't do any more drugs? Assuming you are taking a urine drug screen.
Title: Re: Beating a Drug Test
Post by: okonkwo on June 07, 2013, 03:24 am
Yes, but I have failed a week out from my quit date, I don't want to take any chances,
Title: Re: Beating a Drug Test
Post by: someoneelse87 on June 07, 2013, 03:41 am
synthetic urine... Quick Fix is the best ;)
Title: Re: Beating a Drug Test
Post by: Jack N Hoff on June 07, 2013, 03:53 am
Drink a half gallon of water.  Start drinking about 3 hours before the test.  Take a half of a super B complex vitamin about 3 and a half hours before the test.  Take some creatine that day and the day prior to the test if you think they will send it to a lab.  Your piss will be a very bright yellow color but it will be yellow.  You're pissing yellow water.  Piss in the toilet before you piss in the cup, pinch it off midstream and then piss in the cup.  The first of your piss could be very slightly dirty but after that it's just yellow water.  If you're taking the test for law enforcement, they might not like the bright yellow color of your piss buit if they send it to a lab and it has creatine then you're good.

The only important thing in expensive detox is vitamin Bs to make your piss yellow and creatine for if they send it to a lab.  All detox instructions tell you to drink a half gallon of water.  The trick is that you're just pissing yellow water.
Title: Re: Beating a Drug Test
Post by: CiscoYankerStuck on June 07, 2013, 08:12 am
Drink a half gallon of water.  Start drinking about 3 hours before the test.  Take a half of a super B complex vitamin about 3 and a half hours before the test.  Take some creatine that day and the day prior to the test if you think they will send it to a lab.  Your piss will be a very bright yellow color but it will be yellow.  You're pissing yellow water.  Piss in the toilet before you piss in the cup, pinch it off midstream and then piss in the cup.  The first of your piss could be very slightly dirty but after that it's just yellow water.  If you're taking the test for law enforcement, they might not like the bright yellow color of your piss buit if they send it to a lab and it has creatine then you're good.

The only important thing in expensive detox is vitamin Bs to make your piss yellow and creatine for if they send it to a lab.  All detox instructions tell you to drink a half gallon of water.  The trick is that you're just pissing yellow water.

What exactly does the creatine do to interfere with a drug screening?
Title: Re: Beating a Drug Test
Post by: Heinemen on June 07, 2013, 08:13 am
Drink a half gallon of water.  Start drinking about 3 hours before the test.  Take a half of a super B complex vitamin about 3 and a half hours before the test.  Take some creatine that day and the day prior to the test if you think they will send it to a lab.  Your piss will be a very bright yellow color but it will be yellow.  You're pissing yellow water.  Piss in the toilet before you piss in the cup, pinch it off midstream and then piss in the cup.  The first of your piss could be very slightly dirty but after that it's just yellow water.  If you're taking the test for law enforcement, they might not like the bright yellow color of your piss buit if they send it to a lab and it has creatine then you're good.

The only important thing in expensive detox is vitamin Bs to make your piss yellow and creatine for if they send it to a lab.  All detox instructions tell you to drink a half gallon of water.  The trick is that you're just pissing yellow water.

What exactly does the creatine do to interfere with a drug screening?

It makes urine yellow
Title: Re: Beating a Drug Test
Post by: Jack N Hoff on June 07, 2013, 08:43 am
Drink a half gallon of water.  Start drinking about 3 hours before the test.  Take a half of a super B complex vitamin about 3 and a half hours before the test.  Take some creatine that day and the day prior to the test if you think they will send it to a lab.  Your piss will be a very bright yellow color but it will be yellow.  You're pissing yellow water.  Piss in the toilet before you piss in the cup, pinch it off midstream and then piss in the cup.  The first of your piss could be very slightly dirty but after that it's just yellow water.  If you're taking the test for law enforcement, they might not like the bright yellow color of your piss buit if they send it to a lab and it has creatine then you're good.

The only important thing in expensive detox is vitamin Bs to make your piss yellow and creatine for if they send it to a lab.  All detox instructions tell you to drink a half gallon of water.  The trick is that you're just pissing yellow water.

What exactly does the creatine do to interfere with a drug screening?

It makes urine yellow

No.  Creatine is for if they suspect your piss is diluted, which it is, and they decide to send it into a lab for testing.  They will test it for creatine.  If you have no creatine in your piss then you are either an extreme vegetarian or you drank more water than any normal person drinks, probably to dilute your piss for a drug test lol.  So if you think someone might send it to a lab because they think it is diluted, you want some creatine in there.  Vitamin Bs make your piss HIGHLIGHTER yellow which is why I recommend a half of a vitamin B complex pill instead of a whole one, unless you want to be pissing highlighter ink. ;D
Title: Re: Beating a Drug Test
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 07, 2013, 10:11 am
yeah what jack said, plus do some vigorous exercise every day until the test to try to get your metabolism up. try to piss a couple of times before the test, just make sure the test ISN'T your first or second piss of the day - morning piss generally has more enzymes which could screw you. as Jack says make sure you catch the sample from mid stream, not the start or end.

if they want a hair sample you might be fucked
Title: Re: Beating a Drug Test
Post by: anonymousasshit on June 07, 2013, 11:26 am
Drink a half gallon of water.  Start drinking about 3 hours before the test.  Take a half of a super B complex vitamin about 3 and a half hours before the test.  Take some creatine that day and the day prior to the test if you think they will send it to a lab.  Your piss will be a very bright yellow color but it will be yellow.  You're pissing yellow water.  Piss in the toilet before you piss in the cup, pinch it off midstream and then piss in the cup.  The first of your piss could be very slightly dirty but after that it's just yellow water.  If you're taking the test for law enforcement, they might not like the bright yellow color of your piss buit if they send it to a lab and it has creatine then you're good.

The only important thing in expensive detox is vitamin Bs to make your piss yellow and creatine for if they send it to a lab.  All detox instructions tell you to drink a half gallon of water.  The trick is that you're just pissing yellow water.

Dead on, I have beat a weed test with 4 days notice.  Started drinking as much water as I healthily could, basically just pissed ever 3 mins.  The test was at 8 am. Woke up at 4 and drank probably 3 gallons of water, took Niacin in max does so it was yellow, and took about 5 g of creatine 2 times a day for the day before and the day of.  Passed with flying colors.