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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: Roky Erickson on January 22, 2013, 09:05 am
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Grampa - Bart, have you ever heard of the boy who cried wolf?
Bart - Sure I have, boy cries wolf, has a few laughs, I forget how it ends.
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Homer - How much and give it to me.
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Homer - D'oh
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"Donuts....is there anything that they can't do??" -Homer
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Carl - Homer Simpson went on a diet.
Donut seller - Oh my god, and I just bought a boat.
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Krusty - Let's just say it moved me, TO A BIGGER HOUSE! uhoh I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud.
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Smithers - People like dogs sir.
Mr Burns - Nonsense Smithers, dogs are i-idiots.
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Marge - Homer, I just bought this baby on board bumper sticker, now people will stop intentionally ramming our car.
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Lisa - Wouldn't it be grand to turn on the wireless and have a listen?
Homer - Turn something on, I'm starting to think.
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"No TV and no Beer make homer go something something..."
"Go Crazy??"
"Don't mind if I do"
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Bart - Well I don't want to tell the #1 cop in town how to do his job.
Chief Wiggum - No no no please, it's the only way I'll learn.
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Homer the vigilante - No lighting fires without a permit.
Random - But I got one.
Homer - Too late!
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"YA USED ME SKINNER.....YA USED MEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
- Groundskeeper Willie on being used for Scotstoberfest
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"YA USED ME SKINNER.....YA USED MEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
- Groundskeeper Willie on being used for Scotstoberfest
+1 love willie
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mendozzzzaaaaaaa!!!
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THAT WASN'T PART OF OUR DEAL, BLACKHEART! THAT WASN'T PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!
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THAT WASN'T PART OF OUR DEAL, BLACKHEART! THAT WASN'T PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!
lol great episode!
Homer - Lisa, a guy who has lots of ivory will be less likely to harvest stampy's tusks than a guy whose ivory supplies are low.
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" Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down!"
- Krusty
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"i bet i could call my ma from up here
HEY MA, GET OFF THE DANG ROOF"
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"Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time. Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that? When daddy hit the referee?"
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"And remember when I let that escaped lunatic in the house 'cause he was dressed like Santa Claus? Well you have a gambling problem!"
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Lionel Hutz: Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”
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Grandpa Simpson: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.
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How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
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Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? - sideshow bob
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What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man? - mr burns
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Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. - nelson
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How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.
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"Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.'" - Homer
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Homer: Hello… My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Clerk: Okay, Mr. Burns, uhh, what’s your first name?
Homer: I don’t know…
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It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day.
-Homer Simpson,
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Teen 1: Oh, great, here comes the cannon ball guy. He’s cool.
Teen 2: Are you bein’ sarcastic, dude?
Teen 1: I don’t even know anymore...
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Dr. Nick: With my diet, you can eat anything you want, any time you want!
Marge: And you’ll lose weight?
Dr. Nick: Uhh, you might! It’s a free country!
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Well, Edna, for a school with no Asian kids, I think we put on a pretty darn good science fair.
-skinner
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Now a few more details about this year’s company picnic. It’s at the plant, no food will be served, the only activity will be work, and the picnic is canceled.
-Mr. Burns
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Lisa: Hi, Mr. Flanders, I see you’re reading the paper.
Flanders: Everything but the opinions page. I don’t need to be told what to think...by anyone living.
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"Then when winter comes around, the gorillas will freeze to death"
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Abe Simpson: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star
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Abe Simpson: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star
Homer: "It's funny cuz its true!" haha
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"People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! ... Well, good night."
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Abe Simpson: I'm an elk, a Mason, a communist. I'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason. Ah, here it is. The Stonecutters.
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Van Houten - "Uhhhh I sleep in a racecar....where do you sleep!?"
Homer - "I sleep in big bed with my wife."
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" me fail English? that's unpossible"
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"Toast to Alcohol, the cause of-and solution to, all of life's problems"
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Homer: Yvan eht nioj doesn't mean anything. It's like ramalamadingdong or give peace a chance
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homer is going home. crashed into the card ...booom bang im high
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"It smells like Otto's jacket."
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dough
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"Give us da booty, TOM!"
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"My name is Otto and I love to get blotto!"
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Homer - D'oh!
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and told him that I must only get packages from the US. The listing was for US, too. Here is how he is sneaky. He told me just to order the 50 quanity and send him the remaining balance. I had experience with him so I thought he was good. He sent me just the 50, I assume, it weighed about a third of the bag of 150. He wrapped it in paper, no tape, put it in a paper brown envelope and sent it about 10 days after I ordered. I asked for a refund and he refuses. I took it to SR and he offered a 10% refund and accused me of trying to get freebies....after I had spent between 1 and 2 K with him with no problems.
Here is the kicker:
He emailed me and told me that if I didn't just drop the dispute, finalize the order and give him positive feedback, he would send a bunch of shit to my house that was obviously suspicious looking, then call the postal investigators and my local police and provide them with the tracking information. I just wanted my refund and to be done with this guy. He was perfect for so many orders and the first time he messes up and I as him to correct it he pulls this. Wish I knew what to do...
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“There’s an adorable little boy here to see you sir.” “…Release the hounds.”
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When it comes down to it aren`t all religions pretty much the same. Some of you don`t
eat shellfish,Some of you don`t eat pork but everyone loves chicken Spread the
message Peace & Chicken! - Homer Simpson