Ask for a shipping refund after explaining what happened.If he doesn't give him a 1/5. Burn all your bridges, make war, not love...burn all your doobies, too, then you will have a hella time getting back to the other side of the weed bridge. All jokes aside, ask him to send you a picture of his dick, erect, restrained only by a thin pair of briefs, under a twitter account, "Carlos Danger" and chalk it up to the game. Also tell him that he has your vote once the refund on shipping is made.DANGA!......DANGA!