All you will ever get is plausible deniability, in the end. You have enough of it, and even a half-assed lawyer can sweep away "reasonable doubt" without question. It just adds another layer to the case for.Even if it has your name on it, it's virtually impossible to prove that you actually ordered the goods. You could easily say that one of your friends must have pranked you, and that's just as likely a story as you ordering (unless you have a long, documented history in public record of consuming that particular substance against the "advice" of your benevolent demigods).Just don't ever fucking talk to the cops. Seriously. All you say is "I want to speak to my lawyer". That's it. Let the mouthpiece do the shit you pay him to do, it's his job, and he knows their games better than you. Hold your nerve. Conviction rates with this kind of shit are almost nil when someone doesn't talk - there is a half-baked case at best.